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| 14:38.04 | timinator | mornin' guys! |
| 14:45.16 | josephscott | when wps gets in, there is spam on the svnlogbrowser post |
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| 15:23.59 | mindjuju | greets gents |
| 15:28.55 | timinator | morning mindjuju |
| 15:29.07 | timinator | you know what I would like added to my IM and IRC client? |
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| 15:29.15 | timinator | buttons w/ common responses |
| 15:29.20 | timinator | w/ key commands |
| 15:29.36 | timinator | so, I could simply hit F1 and it would say "morning guys" |
| 15:29.49 | timinator | or F2 and it would say "fo sho |
| 15:29.51 | timinator | " |
| 15:32.16 | mindjuju | that would be cool |
| 15:32.33 | mgeary | i missed the beginning of that thread, timinator, you looking for something that let's you do that? |
| 15:32.40 | mindjuju | he would |
| 15:33.21 | orsonj | I figured out how to make /mycommand do something in irssi, but I don't know about function keys |
| 15:33.23 | timinator | ya |
| 15:33.39 | timinator | I'm thinking of IM more than IRC |
| 15:33.43 | timinator | I use Adium |
| 15:33.54 | timinator | and I am constantly typing the same text |
| 15:34.00 | mgeary | ~introduce timinator to Butler |
| 15:34.30 | mgeary | or iKey |
| 15:34.45 | mgeary | or... there's another good one that's free... |
| 15:36.46 | mgeary | ah, Keyboard Maestro, but it's no longer free. $20 |
| 15:37.38 | orsonj | maybe you should replace yourself with a short shell script |
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| 15:39.35 | timinator | LOL |
| 15:40.05 | mindjuju | k, i'm here to tell you guys... handbrake is the best thing since fried chicken {but not the KFC} |
| 15:40.32 | orsonj | actually, handbrake is much better than KFC |
| 15:41.02 | timinator | Handbrake + MacTheRipper + Popcorn + iSquint |
| 15:41.25 | orsonj | http://www.elise.com/recipes/archives/000146perfect_popcorn.php |
| 15:41.37 | orsonj | Popcorn++ |
| 15:41.59 | orsonj | iSquint? You need a bigger tv (or glasses) |
| 15:42.18 | timinator | that'll convert FLA to iPod/PSP video |
| 15:42.24 | timinator | very handy |
| 15:42.41 | timinator | I can put anything on YouTube on my iPod |
| 15:42.44 | mindjuju | orsonj, but the Colonel puts something in the chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly |
| 15:42.54 | mindjuju | that's why handbrake is almost as good as KFC |
| 15:42.58 | mindjuju | but better than fried chicken |
| 15:43.06 | mgeary | ...with his beady little eyes |
| 15:43.16 | mindjuju | heh |
| 15:43.37 | mindjuju | love that movie |
| 15:43.42 | orsonj | yep, it does taste good, but I get into disagreements with the chicken about whether or not I will feel good. the chicken usually wins the argument. |
| 15:43.42 | mgeary | yep |
| 16:09.17 | mgeary | hey, does anyone have a quick one-step trick that will turn an array like this: array(0=>"a",1=>"b",2=>"c"...) into an array like this: array("a"=>a","b"=>"b","c"=>"c"...) ? i know i could do it in 2 or 3 steps, but i thought i'd throw the question out there.... |
| 16:11.05 | mgeary | ah |
| 16:11.12 | mgeary | array_combine($array,$array); |
| 16:11.15 | mgeary | that'll do it |
| 16:11.19 | mgeary | ~mgeary++ ;) |
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| 16:53.11 | thebigdog | its a beautiful day in the irc channel...wont you be mine |
| 16:55.36 | mindjuju | psh |
| 16:57.07 | mgeary | ~fernpee |
| 16:57.07 | jbot | ACTION whistles for BigDrink, the 180-lb Labrador Retriever with the 40-gallon bladder, to relieve himself on that fern over there in the corner... |
| 16:57.20 | mgeary | ~console thebigdog on his wet shoes |
| 16:57.21 | jbot | ACTION gives thebigdog on his wet shoes the consolation moose |
| 16:58.31 | thebigdog | ~pee mgeary |
| 16:58.31 | jbot | ACTION unzips his pants and tinkles on the head of mgeary |
| 16:58.36 | mindjuju | heh |
| 16:58.38 | thebigdog | hehe |
| 16:59.03 | mindjuju | today is a pink floyd day |
| 17:00.21 | mindjuju | ^5 thebigdog |
| 17:00.33 | mindjuju | ^5 mgeary |
| 17:00.41 | mindjuju | today is totally a pink floyd day |
| 17:00.46 | thebigdog | oh yeah |
| 17:00.53 | thebigdog | im going to queue it all up |
| 17:01.32 | mgeary | so, do y'all think GWB really is going to bomb Iran? he's sure beating that drum a lot. Man, if he does.... |
| 17:04.45 | mindjuju | dude, after that, you totally gots to go dark side of the moon |
| 17:04.55 | mindjuju | and if you need dark side of Oz, i'll spot you that |
| 17:05.35 | thebigdog | oh nice |
| 17:05.50 | thebigdog | off that album my 2 fav songs are money and time |
| 17:06.14 | mindjuju | the whole album is good |
| 17:06.22 | thebigdog | well yeah |
| 17:06.33 | thebigdog | gilmour's playing is by far the best i have heard |
| 17:08.23 | mindjuju | true that |
| 17:08.38 | dataw0lf | time++ |
| 17:09.28 | thebigdog | i remember the first time i heard pink floyd...i was like 5 yrs old...pops played it on 8 track |
| 17:09.35 | thebigdog | man those were the days |
| 17:10.10 | thebigdog | sitting in the mercury...cruising with the old man...rocking floyd |
| 17:12.13 | thebigdog | i still need to pick up some more of their albums though |
| 17:13.22 | mindjuju | i didn't hear pink floyd (outside of the wall in high school) until i worked at blockbuster |
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| 17:15.55 | fungus | lol, the first time I saw The Wall was while working at blockbuster. |
| 17:17.13 | mindjuju | fungus, dude, you used to work at blockbuster too? |
| 17:17.16 | mindjuju | good times! |
| 17:17.43 | thebigdog | im surprised i never did...as much as i love movies |
| 17:18.28 | mindjuju | dude, i was customer accounts manager. which is big pompous title for: the dude that calls you up to tell you, you have late movies, and after 10 days, just hits your CC for the total amount |
| 17:18.30 | mindjuju | way good times |
| 17:48.05 | orsonj | blacklights + stuff that glows in the dark anyway = cool |
| 17:48.17 | mindjuju | way cool |
| 17:48.33 | mindjuju | well, with pink floyd playing, got to have some good lighting |
| 17:48.47 | orsonj | very slow strobe (1 every 10 seconds or so) + glow in the dark paint = cooler |
| 17:48.59 | dataw0lf | man, I sometimes sorta wish I had had a normal job |
| 17:49.23 | orsonj | 1 very slow black light strobe + glow in the dark pain = coolest! |
| 17:49.30 | orsonj | s/pain/paint/ |
| 17:49.45 | orsonj | big difference there |
| 17:53.51 | mindjuju | i don't think i've seen a strobe go that slow, i mean i know they have a little knob you can use to slow them down, but it always seems like i've seen it on some super fast setting |
| 17:54.10 | orsonj | http://glowinc.com/glow-in-the-dark/shadow-wall.aspx |
| 17:55.11 | orsonj | got to play with one of those once. it had a 30 second timer on the flash. |
| 17:55.42 | orsonj | once I found out black lights work _really_ well on glow paint, I've wanted to build one using a black light. |
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| 18:18.27 | dataw0lf | Anyone know of a way to inspect an include file's namespace before it's included ? |
| 18:18.34 | dataw0lf | (in PHP) |
| 18:20.30 | tierra | wha?! namespaces in PHP?! |
| 18:20.35 | tierra | :) |
| 18:23.07 | jsmith | dataw0lf: You mean the include_path? |
| 18:23.33 | jsmith | dataw0lf: Probably, via ini_get() |
| 18:24.55 | dataw0lf | No, I mean how to get the namespace of the contained file. |
| 18:25.32 | dataw0lf | e.g., some_array = getNamespace('/include/path/file.php'); where some_array contains keys of the actual names used in the include file |
| 18:25.40 | dataw0lf | that would be the 'ideal' solution. |
| 18:26.18 | dataw0lf | I don't know how PHP, in the underlying code, imports the included file's namespace into the global namespace. I'm just wondering if there's a way to catch it before it does. |
| 18:27.06 | dataw0lf | if I could somehow work some magic with this, then I could do the 'next best thing' (which really isn't all that good), which is detect namespace collisions and raise exceptions. |
| 18:27.21 | dataw0lf | the 'next best thing' to actual namespaces. |
| 18:32.38 | dataw0lf | I suppose I could do some sort of eval / object trick, and then inspect the object with get_obj_vars()? |
| 19:05.12 | thebigdog | dataw0lf, i dont think there is a way to intercept the files before they are added |
| 19:05.31 | thebigdog | you would have to probably write a mechanism for that whole process |
| 19:05.59 | thebigdog | ie override their include/require |
| 19:06.03 | thebigdog | have your own |
| 19:07.34 | thebigdog | that actually might be a cool little project as i think about it |
| 19:20.21 | mindjuju | wow, this is shaping up to be a heck of stinker day |
| 19:29.18 | timinator | yes, sure is mindjuju |
| 19:35.11 | mgeary | ;) |
| 19:37.48 | mindjuju | i don't know about you, timinator, but today i've never seen so many worthy candidates for the ~flip command |
| 19:37.59 | mindjuju | jerks everywhere! |
| 19:38.02 | timinator | LOL |
| 19:38.13 | timinator | I've found a few myself mindjuju |
| 19:38.16 | timinator | :) |
| 19:38.36 | mindjuju | jerks on the phone, jerks in emails, jerks in office. |
| 19:38.52 | mindjuju | i think i need to clear out the office |
| 19:40.53 | timinator | LOL |
| 19:53.35 | timinator | oop! There goes another one |
| 19:53.45 | timinator | ~flip jerk coworker |
| 19:53.45 | jbot | ACTION gives jerk coworker the .|.. ..|. |
| 19:54.05 | timinator | ah.... somewhat satisfying |
| 19:54.07 | timinator | :) |
| 20:04.04 | mindjuju | yeah, i needs to do that |
| 20:18.50 | mgeary | mysql question-- |
| 20:19.29 | mgeary | is there a streamlined way to search/sort a TEXT column such that the frequency of a matched phrase makes a record sort closer to the top? |
| 20:20.10 | thebigdog | give example |
| 20:23.40 | mgeary | well, if the search string is "dog", and one row has, "my dog has fleas, but joe's dog doesn't"-- it'd basically get a frequency of 2, whereas a row of "your dog has fleas" gets a frequency of 1 |
| 20:23.49 | mgeary | and i'd sort by frequency desc |
| 20:24.02 | dataw0lf | select table_id, table_body, table_comment MATCH(table_body) against ('some str') as match_holder from some_table where match(table_body) against ('some_str'); |
| 20:24.06 | dataw0lf | you have to run the MATCH twice |
| 20:24.10 | dataw0lf | and then it'll sort by relevance |
| 20:25.34 | dataw0lf | err |
| 20:25.58 | dataw0lf | s/\('some_str'\)/\('some str'\)/ |
| 20:26.32 | mgeary | dataw0lf: in mysql?? |
| 20:28.34 | mgeary | cool. i'll try that |
| 20:30.30 | dataw0lf | yes, in MySQL |
| 20:30.55 | mgeary | ah, yeah, i see how |
| 20:50.00 | orsonj | dataw0lf: this might be helpful for the namespace thing. http://us.php.net/manual/en/ref.tokenizer.php |
| 20:58.05 | dataw0lf | orsonj: that is EXACTLY what I need |
| 20:58.07 | dataw0lf | Thanks! |
| 21:38.39 | mindjuju | jet li v jackie chan? |
| 21:38.42 | mindjuju | psh, not a chance |
| 21:42.01 | SunSparc | http://nacnud.com/area7/video/Man_Hug_Video.wmv |
| 21:42.49 | thebigdog | they are both ok |
| 21:45.32 | mindjuju | funny vid SunSparc |
| 21:46.03 | SunSparc | :) |
| 21:46.04 | SunSparc | Yeah |
| 21:58.39 | dataw0lf | mindjuju: you're right. Jet Li would destroy Jackie Chan |
| 21:59.05 | cycokilr | agreed |
| 21:59.51 | dataw0lf | well it's not arguable. Jackie Chan has always been an actor/performer. He's a decent martial artist, but nothing special. |
| 22:00.03 | dataw0lf | Jet Li won 15 gold medals at the Chinese Wushu Championships |
| 22:00.36 | dataw0lf | so, yea, unless Jackie Chan can fast forward himself in real life like he does in his films, Jet Li would dribble him like a basketball |
| 22:01.22 | cycokilr | i was just agreeing with you so you wouldn't beat me up dude.. |
| 22:04.41 | orsonj | mmmmm... IBC |
| 22:05.29 | SunSparc | Yeah, but can Jet Li beat a jBot lart? |
| 22:05.33 | SunSparc | ~lart Jet Li |
| 22:05.33 | jbot | pulls out a ClueBat (tm) and thwaps Jet Li |
| 22:05.58 | cycokilr | mmm, rainier beer.. |
| 22:08.24 | orsonj | ~jet li jbot |
| 22:08.49 | SunSparc | Looks like Jet Li is out of commission. |
| 22:09.04 | orsonj | yep |
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| 23:14.06 | mindjuju | thebigdog , you around? |
| 23:14.11 | thebigdog | y |
| 23:14.25 | mindjuju | how do i run a freakin' jar file |
| 23:15.08 | thebigdog | java -jar <file.jar> |
| 23:15.24 | thebigdog | the jar needs to have a main method defined |
| 23:15.34 | thebigdog | if not then you need to supply that on the command line |
| 23:15.50 | thebigdog | java -jar <file.jar> <main class> |
| 23:19.19 | timinator | later guys, I'm out |
| 23:22.52 | mindjuju | i need to start learning java, if for nothing eles than to know which dang file to freakin' download |
| 23:23.03 | thebigdog | hehe |
| 23:23.11 | herlo | mindjuju: what do you mean? |
| 23:23.11 | thebigdog | what do you need to download? |
| 23:23.33 | herlo | thebigdog: that's what i meant to ask... |
| 23:23.48 | mindjuju | trying to find a file called j2se to install, need the newest file |
| 23:24.07 | mindjuju | because, FREAKIN' JAVA don't like the OS time, oh no, it likes it's own FREAKIN' time |
| 23:24.14 | thebigdog | that is the jdk or java sdk |
| 23:24.15 | mindjuju | would hate there to be 1 point of failure |
| 23:24.47 | thebigdog | j2se means the java 2 standard edition |
| 23:24.56 | thebigdog | there are various editions of java |
| 23:25.01 | thebigdog | for different things |
| 23:25.04 | thebigdog | like j2ee |
| 23:25.08 | mindjuju | so off of this page - http://java.sun.com/javase/downloads/index.jsp - it looks like its the top one |
| 23:25.09 | thebigdog | and the mobile version |
| 23:25.28 | thebigdog | mindjuju, what are you needing to do with java...run some apps? |
| 23:25.29 | mindjuju | well, except that the second one says sdk |
| 23:25.36 | mindjuju | yeah, run apps on web server |
| 23:25.57 | thebigdog | what app server are you running? |
| 23:26.07 | thebigdog | does it recommend jdk1.6? |
| 23:26.24 | mindjuju | <whisper>CF 7</whisper> |
| 23:26.34 | thebigdog | grab that first one from the list |
| 23:26.41 | thebigdog | it will probably need a compiler then |
| 23:26.44 | thebigdog | so you need that one |
| 23:26.59 | thebigdog | the jre does not have a compiler...runs precompiled code |
| 23:27.32 | thebigdog | unless cf7 needs j2ee support then you need the second one from the page |
| 23:27.52 | mindjuju | well, i'm trying the top one first |
| 23:29.20 | thebigdog | k |
| 23:29.23 | thebigdog | that is fine |
| 23:29.40 | mindjuju | thx for your help, it's been a long day |
| 23:42.30 | thebigdog | np |
| 23:42.32 | thebigdog | until tonight |
| 23:43.18 | mgeary | later folks |
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