IRC log for #uphpu on 20070904

00:18.30mindjuju~lart thebigdog
00:18.30jbotbeats thebigdog over the head with a microkernel
00:25.00thebigdog~lart mindjuju
00:25.00jbothurls dozens of incontinent, insomniac, hungry kittens with tiny little razor-sharp claws and a wide variety of contagious intestinal parasites at mindjuju
00:26.21mindjujusup thebigdog
00:31.40thebigdognot much you
00:32.38mindjujulooking for a blog template for a new blog our company is going to have
00:32.45thebigdognice
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01:51.23justingiboneyI'm back!
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02:37.19justingiboneywhat would be the point of declaring a function inside of another function?
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02:47.44wpsperhaps if you needed to guarantee that the second function was only ever called if the first was first?
02:51.21justingiboneyi thought of that, but it still seems kind of silly
04:17.26thebigdogjustingiboney the reason would be for access control
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12:47.34timinatormorning guys
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14:45.58timinatorthebigdog is in the house!
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14:49.08thebigdogeven though today is tuesday...it has all the symptoms and evils of a monday
14:49.25mindjujuyeah, true that
14:49.38thebigdogi should have stayed in bed this morning
14:50.01SunSparc~ lart returning to work
14:50.01jbothits returning to work with an anvil and laughs with a contralto voice ... Haha Ha HA Ha
14:50.31timinator~morning returning to work
14:50.31jbotACTION bends space and time, trapping returning to work in a universe of eternal monday mornings
14:50.32thebigdogim ready for lunch already
14:50.40thebigdoghaha
14:50.49thebigdogi rocked AV this weekend
14:51.05thebigdog~smack SunSparc for having "human" pally
14:51.06jbotACTION smacks SunSparc for having "human" pally upside the head.
14:51.14SunSparclol
14:51.22thebigdoghorde ftw
14:51.37thebigdogundead rules
14:52.19SunSparcYeah yeah, I already know your position on WoW allegiances  :)
14:52.44SunSparcI do have a BE priest now though
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14:54.20SunSparcI have not spent a lot time with that character though.
14:57.44wpsdang…  spoke too soon
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14:58.42timinatormorning fungus and mgeary
14:58.48mgearymornin
14:58.52fungusmornin
15:01.01timinatorHey guys. Digg me please:  http://digg.com/apple/iPhone_Hacked_Apple_and_the_Marketplace
15:01.09timinator:)
15:02.14mgearydugg
15:02.18timinatorty
15:03.22mindjujudiggity dug
15:04.49SunSparcwhy are we digging this?
15:05.06timinatoryou don't HAVE to....
15:05.09mgeary'cause our boy timinator wrote it, and it's a decent article
15:05.16timinatorty mgeary
15:05.24mindjujufo sho
15:05.53SunSparcAh, well then...
15:05.54SunSparc:)
15:05.59timinator:)
15:06.15SunSparcdugg
15:06.38timinatorand I'd love any suggestions so that the next article is >dectent
15:06.40timinator:)
15:08.56mgearywell
15:09.17wpsI manually cleaned out my log files and my HD space went from 7% to 3% :)
15:09.52timinatora 600 M text file will do that to ya
15:09.54SunSparc3% used?
15:10.04mgearytiminator, by decent, i'm not suggesting that the article leaves anything to be desired. i'm just a miser with praise ;)
15:10.10wpsit was more than 600 MB
15:10.15wpsthat was just one of MANY logs files!
15:10.15mgeary...except to my kids :)
15:10.20timinatorLOL
15:10.27wps3% of total HD space used
15:10.52timinatorI didn't take it bad.... just want to make something worth reading
15:11.26funguswps: look into a great little tool called logrotate
15:11.35wpsI have it and it's running
15:12.05wpsthe problem was that I did a custom build of apache and didn't realize that I needed to tell logrotate about it
15:12.25fungusahh, that can happen.  
15:12.54Utah_Davetiminator: dugg
15:12.56mgearyi use cronolog with apache on some of my servers
15:13.06timinatorTY
15:13.13mgearythough i don't like that it requires a separate process for each virtual host
15:31.31mgearyoh yeah
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15:40.00timinatorAnyone following the Housing Market, may be interested in this:  http://www.thestar.com/Business/article/252239
15:42.19mgearyon a related interesting note:
15:42.21mgearyhttp://kutv.com/topstories/local_story_243103735.html
15:44.37timinatorright... this is mainly a sub-prime issue
15:45.28timinatorgetting a sub-prime loan is the problem, not home values
15:45.33mgearyyeah
15:45.38mgearytime to pay the piper, as it were
15:45.50timinatorbut, as I recall, that's an 800 billion market
15:46.04timinatorout of 2.something Trillion
15:46.08timinatoras I recall
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15:52.12mindjujua few here and there are ok, but when you have half the state of Utah watching "flip this house" and thinking they can pull it off
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15:53.05mindjujui've heard of at least 3 additional people doing it in the last month, not including previous months where others mentioned that they were doing that
15:53.32timinatorBRB
15:54.27SunSparcIf you consider owning a home to be an investment.
15:54.53SunSparcDo you like Vanguard?
15:55.08mgearysure
15:55.08SunSparcI use Oppenheimer and IDEX
15:55.54mgearyi'm risk-averse and lazy, so i just go for the Vanguard S&P index fun
15:55.55mgearyd
15:56.51SunSparc:)
15:56.57mgearyi've thought about investing in RE, but i'm not cut out to be a landlord, and i have zero handyman skills, and you can really take a bath if things don't go well
15:57.03SunSparcI am risk tolerant
16:00.15_psychic_I hoard gold in my basement and collect illegal firearms.
16:01.38mgearyoh wait, he's in prison
16:02.32_psychic_I double dog dare you.
16:02.37_psychic_Emphasis on double dog.
16:03.11SunSparcAs long as it is not a triple dog dare.
16:03.12mgearyuhh
16:03.15mgeary*steaks
16:03.20mgearyor stakes, i guess
16:03.26mgearyeither one might do the trick
16:05.00mindjujume uses the ED - 209 for home security 1st layer defense
16:06.23mgearypffft. "standard issue??"
16:07.41mindjujuED - 209 catches orsonj in the process
16:08.38SunSparcorsonj is now known as orsonjelly
16:09.13mindjujufor those of you unfamiliar with ED - 209 -- here is the youtube video
16:09.22timinatorwhat would one use OrsonJelly for?
16:09.33mgearyOrsontoast, of course
16:09.34mindjujuWARNING - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0kWgcIlWn0  - VIOLENT
16:12.34orsonjoh, come on, everyone knows you just type "override" and they stop shooting you.
16:12.53SunSparcOr use a Mac to upload a virus to it.
16:12.58timinatorlol
16:13.12wpswow…  that was much more graphic than I remember
16:13.27wpscrazy
16:13.46mindjujuyeah, saw it in class in high school, unedited
16:13.58mindjujudon't remember the rationale behind the teacher showing
16:14.45SunSparcTeacher probably figured the kids did not get their fair share of gratuitous violence in their homes.
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16:43.37timinatorit was probably an example of what happened to the last kid who didn't turn in his homework
17:01.50macnewbold~cookie
17:02.19macnewbold~brownie
17:02.19jbotACTION gives macnewbold a double-chocolate-chip brownie. A corner piece, 'cause the crust is the best part! mmmmm.
17:02.23macnewbold~cake
17:02.23jbotcake is probably all gone :(
17:06.00SunSparcjbot, cake is also a PHP Framework (http://cakephp.org/)
17:06.01jbotokay, SunSparc
17:06.10SunSparc~cake
17:06.11jbotextra, extra, read all about it, cake is all gone :(, or a PHP Framework (http://cakephp.org/)
17:13.22influx^^~torta
17:13.26influx^^that's cake
17:13.38mgeary~kuchen
17:19.29SunSparc~kek
17:19.30jbotsomebody said kek was lol
17:19.41SunSparc~Plätzchen
17:19.53SunSparc~bratwurst
17:20.13SunSparc~bratwurst mit dusseldorfer senf
17:20.29SunSparcund sauerkraut!
17:20.38SunSparcGeschmeckt gut!
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17:22.03SunSparcYou want a good geek lunch?  Go to Siegfried's Deli in downtown Salt Lake City.
17:22.31influx^^I endorse that Deli.
17:22.44SunSparc:)
17:22.55influx^^I've only eaten there once, but that was enough.
17:23.03influx^^...to know I will go again, that is.
17:23.16influx^^They have the cool european candies and drinks and whatnot too.
17:23.52SunSparcI used to work down the street from it and was able to go there for lunch a handful of times.  So good!  Makes me miss the fatherland.
17:25.55SunSparcThe place is totally authentic.
17:26.39influx^^:)
17:31.44macnewboldjsmith: which one is that?
17:32.46jsmithmacnewbold: I don't remember the name, but it's almost directly across the street from Virge's (which is a *great* little fish-n-chips joint)
17:32.59jsmithmacnewbold: It's a greek market and deli
17:33.05macnewboldnice
17:33.12macnewboldI don't live too far from there, I'll have to try it
17:34.01jsmithTry both!
17:34.08thebigdogvirge's++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
17:34.14jsmith(unless you're a food pansy and don't like fish)
17:34.30thebigdogvirge's rocks
17:34.34jsmiththebigdog: You've been there?
17:34.38jsmiththebigdog: Awesome!
17:34.38thebigdogoh yeah
17:34.45thebigdogmany a times
17:34.46jsmithIt's one of my favorites
17:34.55thebigdogthey only do fish n chips
17:35.10thebigdogim a halibut fan there
17:35.22thebigdogbut ill eat anything they have there
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17:37.03jsmithmacnewbold: It's actually called the "Greek Market and Deli"... 3205 South State
17:39.09SunSparcthebigdog: I agree, I am a good food addict.
17:39.38thebigdogman wife made some killer peach crisp sunday night
17:39.50_psychic_sushi?
17:39.54_psychic_anyone?
17:40.01SunSparcMmmmm, sushi
17:40.06thebigdogsushi rocks
17:40.08SunSparcMmmmm, peach crisp...
17:40.18thebigdogwith some vanilla ice cream
17:40.24_psychic_I went to sushi-ya here a while back
17:40.25mgearynow you're talking
17:40.26SunSparcSushi with plenty of wasabi and ginger
17:40.35wpsI don't understand how people can eat fish
17:40.39wpsespecially raw
17:40.41thebigdogfish rocks
17:40.42_psychic_sushi != fish
17:40.46_psychic_(not always)
17:40.49thebigdogtrue
17:40.56_psychic_nigiri == fish
17:40.57SunSparcsashimi == raw fish
17:41.13_psychic_eel is real good, but they usually cook that
17:41.25jsmithwps: Are you crazy?  If we weren't supposed to eat fish, we wouldn't have invented fishing poles!
17:41.25_psychic_wps: have you tried it?
17:41.26thebigdogsquid is really good too
17:41.43thebigdogits all good
17:41.44_psychic_me too
17:41.55thebigdogplus it is good for you too ;)
17:42.00_psychic_I haven't checked out any places in sl county though
17:42.05thebigdogbets a burger anytime
17:42.17thebigdogthere is a decent one in layton
17:42.23Utah_DaveI've tried sushi several times.
17:42.30mgeary~halibut wps
17:42.31jbotACTION grabs a freshly-pickled halibut, de-bones it deftly and squooshes the whole fish down wps's left nostril
17:42.41thebigdognice
17:42.43wpsouch
17:42.50thebigdogjbot, thebigdog love sushi
17:42.52Utah_DaveI've decided it's not my very high on my list
17:43.52thebigdogUtah_Dave, im sorry for your lose
17:44.27Utah_DaveIt's alright. I've tried sushi in New York, at Tepanyaki's and a couple of other small places.
17:44.48Utah_DaveI don't enjoy it that much. It's a nice change from other things, but it's not my favorite
17:44.54thebigdogsometimes it is just the people you eat with too
17:45.25thebigdognow if jsmith, _psychic_, SunSparc and I where there you would love it
17:45.27thebigdog:)
17:45.34SunSparcTotally
17:45.50_psychic_\o/
17:45.52Utah_Dave:)  I'd go with you guys and give it a try! That's for sure
17:45.54SunSparcEspecially at a Japanese steakhouse with onion volcanos erupting!
17:45.59thebigdogi have noticed that i love to eat sushi with a nice group
17:46.25thebigdogteps is good too
17:46.27Utah_DaveI did enjoy the Tepanyaki chef tossing food across the room into our mouths
17:46.32thebigdogi have not had sushi there though
17:47.35Utah_Daveisn't jsmith in Utah this weekend?
17:48.20thebigdoghe should be
17:48.53wpsindeed
17:48.56wpsand we should be having a barbecue
17:48.59wpseating real food
17:49.05wpsthat comes out of a field and not out of a lake
17:49.10thebigdogbbq would be good too
17:50.14SunSparcwps: You don't think cows would like being in a lake?
17:50.49wpscows don't swim well
17:51.04jsmithYes, I'll be in Utah this weekend
17:51.14SunSparcThey probably don't float well either, without arm floaties.
17:51.29timinatorsushi++
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17:51.34jsmith(and I'll be in Utah the week of October 15th as well)
17:51.48SunSparcsashimi++
17:52.17SunSparcThere is a pretty good sushi place in Provo on Center Street near University.
17:55.26wpsthere are some salesmen here that drive me nuts :)
17:55.27wpsthey have wireless phones in their ears and walk around the floor talking… talking… talking
17:56.25jsmithwps: Yup.
17:57.24wpsand a funny thing… they all wear the same thing
17:57.25wpsevery day
17:57.25wpsa blue dress shirt and tan slacks
17:57.38wpsha ha ha
17:57.40wpsI hate sales
17:57.55thebigdogi wear a blue shirt and jeans
17:58.17timinatorI wear a tshirt and shorts  :P
17:58.24SunSparcSales should be relegated to their own soundproof floor locked from the outside
17:58.29thebigdogim also considered a god in some countries
17:58.38wpsjbot, worship thebigdog
17:58.39jbotACTION kneels before thebigdog.  "I'm not worthy!"
17:58.50wpsjbot, kiss thebigdog
17:58.51jbotACTION forces thebigdog to give xilch|w a big kiss on the lips
17:58.53SunSparcthebigdog: In the Philippines they eat dog.
17:59.04timinatorLOL
17:59.08thebigdogoh SunSparc but not thebigdog
17:59.16SunSparcThe bigger the better
17:59.18thebigdog~rub my belly
17:59.39thebigdogbaby...get in my belly, baby
17:59.43mgeary"a dog makes a fine meal"
17:59.52wpsI rubbed the belly of a statue in a San Fran Chinatown shop once
17:59.54thebigdog~tunafart mgeary
17:59.55jbotACTION eats a week-old tuna sandwich with relish and walks over to mgeary, leg raised, to let 'em rip.
18:00.01thebigdogeat that
18:00.04thebigdog:)
18:00.06wpsthere went the neighborhood
18:00.07mgeary~herring thebigdog
18:00.07jbotACTION whacks thebigdog on the side of the head with a large red herring named alfred
18:00.10wpsdo we really need tunafarts?
18:00.13mgeary~halibut thebigdog
18:00.14jbotACTION grabs a freshly-pickled halibut, de-bones it deftly and squooshes the whole fish down thebigdog's left nostril
18:00.19mgeary~whaleslap thebigdog
18:00.20jbotACTION beats thebigdog upside and over the head with a freakishly huge killer whale named Hugh
18:00.40thebigdog~pimpslap mgeary
18:00.41jbotthebigdog pimpslaps mgeary.  ouch!
18:00.56thebigdog~salmon mgeary
18:01.05thebigdog~tuna mgeary
18:01.14mgeary~mackerel thebigdog
18:01.18mgearymmmm, mackerel
18:01.24mgeary~trout thebigdog
18:01.24jbotACTION slaps thebigdog around a bit with a large trout!
18:01.28mgearyhah!
18:01.29thebigdogjbot, mgeary loves a nice tunafart in the morning
18:01.30jbotACTION loves a nice tunafart in the morning is held down whilst repeatedly beaten with the "what is a bot" stick
18:01.35mgearyhahaahahahah
18:01.51mgeary~nerdschool thebigdog
18:01.52jbotACTION chains thebigdog to a molded-fiberglass all-in-one desk/chair, fills his backpack with sci-fi and fantasy novels, and plants him in Norm Bangerter's Elementary Physics class for re-indoctrination.
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18:02.02thebigdogi love jbot
18:02.37SunSparcjbot, you are a tool
18:02.38jbotSunSparc: I think you lost me on that one
18:02.59SunSparcjbot, jbot is also a tool
18:02.59jbotSunSparc: okay
18:03.16SunSparc~jbot
18:03.17jbothmm... jbot is a hack!, or known to have only said one useful thing. a tool
18:11.32mindjujuugh... pseudoMonday, rainy, overcast
18:12.28Utah_DaveI'm using Windows Vista for the first time.  This new laptop should be blazing fast, but it's dog slow
18:12.47SunSparcWhat do you think of Vi$ta?
18:13.00Utah_DaveLuckily I've been asked to put XP on it.
18:13.26mindjujudude, i live in a 99.98% windows world, and i'm not running Vista by choice
18:13.41Utah_DaveThis laptop is gorgeous.  Beautiful screen. it's really nice.
18:14.58Utah_DaveI use Ubuntu on my laptop. This one is for a client
18:15.49mindjujuWhat does it say when you put out a product release and the sell of your previous nonOEM release skyrockets?
18:16.43Utah_Davenone of my clients want vista. Government doesn't want to use it either
18:17.07thebigdogi switched back to '98
18:17.46mgearyjust goes to show, imho
18:18.30mgearyyou've got to be a leader, not a slave. M$ built Vista with every possible kowtow to every big business you can think of. "Security this, DRM that", and now it's a pile of hud.
18:19.04mgearyWhereas if they'd just let smart people make cool things, people would simply choose/use them
18:19.15mgearymy armchair philosophy, anyway
18:21.18beandogmgeary++
18:21.25mgearygotta add the tilde
18:21.28mgeary~beandog++
18:21.30mgeary:)
18:21.31beandog~mgeary++
18:21.44mindjuju~karma mgeary
18:21.44jbotmgeary has karma of 5
18:22.00mindjuju~nickometer mgeary
18:22.06mindjujuimpressive
18:22.20mgearyheh. news to some, i'd imagine
18:22.30mgeary~literal nickometer
18:22.34mgearythat's new to me
18:23.23mindjujumacnewbold figured out that num and symbols increase your lameness
18:23.29mindjuju~nickometer dataw0lf
18:23.42mgearyhehehehe
18:23.44mindjuju~nickometer _psychic_
18:23.51beandog~literal trogdor
18:23.52jbot"trogdor" is "trogdor, from the 'dragon' email by Strongbad of Homestar Runner fame"
18:23.58mindjuju~nickometer beandog
18:24.24mgeary~nickometer G30rge\/\/
18:24.29mgearyamen
18:25.07beandog:)
18:26.54SunSparc~nickometer SunSparc
18:27.40SunSparcSweet
18:28.35macnewbold~nickometer 1am3nam3
18:28.49macnewbold'leet speak is what it measures primarily
18:28.57orsonj~nickometer fernplant
18:29.19macnewbold~nickometer 37337_0n3
18:30.14_psychic_~nickometer lame
18:30.20_psychic_haha
18:30.29_psychic_something is wrong with the algorithm, methinks
18:32.01macnewbold~nicometer _psychic_
18:32.15_psychic_14%
18:32.18macnewbold~nickometer _psychic_
18:32.22_psychic_lean on lameness
18:32.24_psychic_baby
18:32.25macnewboldyeah, _psychic_, that's way too low...
18:32.32macnewboldthere must be something wrong with it
18:32.33_psychic_haha
18:32.35macnewbold;)
18:32.36mindjujuheh
18:32.37macnewboldj/k
18:32.55macnewbold~nickometer influx^^
18:33.06macnewbold~nickometer xilch|w
18:33.28mindjuju~nickometer |psychic|
18:33.33macnewboldouch
18:33.47mgeary~nickometer |p$ych1c|
18:34.09mgearymethinks "lame" == "l33t"
18:34.42SunSparc~nickometer 1337
18:35.07SunSparc~nickometer !
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18:35.31SunSparc~nickometer @
18:35.46SunSparc~nickometer !@#$%^&*()_
18:35.54SunSparcOooh, almost
18:36.09SunSparc~nickometer !@#$%^&*()_+
18:36.17Utah_Davewow, that's pretty dang close to 10-0%
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18:36.23Utah_Dave100%
18:36.27SunSparc~nickometer !@#$%^&*()_=|
18:36.37orsonj~nickometer `
18:36.43orsonj~nickometer ~
18:36.43SunSparc~nickometer !@#$%^&*()_=|~
18:36.53orsonj~nickometer a
18:37.00SunSparc~nickometer !@#$%^&*()_=|?":
18:37.10Utah_Dave~nickometer nickometer
18:37.19orsonj~nickometer !@#$%^&*()_~!^&(~!@#$%^&*()_+-=_+
18:37.26SunSparc~nickometer !@#$%^&*()_=|?":`-=\';.,/
18:37.36SunSparcSheesh, what am I missing?
18:37.42SunSparcah
18:37.54SunSparc~nickometer !@#$%^&*()_=|?":`-=\';.,/{}[]
18:38.08orsonj~nickometer !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:38.15SunSparcNice
18:38.23mgearydang. i was gonna use that one
18:38.28SunSparc~nickometer !@#$%^&*()_=|?":`-=\';.,/{}[]!@#$%^&*()_=|?":`-=\';.,/{}[]
18:38.59SunSparc~nickometer !@#$%^&*()_=|?":`-=\';.,/{}[]1234567890
18:38.59orsonjmethinks it can't get 100% without rounding
18:39.08SunSparcOH man!!!
18:39.11SunSparcAlmost
18:39.28orsonj~nickometer !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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18:39.43orsonj~nickometer !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:39.46mgearyit's a LIMIT issue
18:39.50SunSparc~nickometer !@#$%^&*()_=|?":`-=\';.,/{}[]1234567890!@#$%^&*()_=|?":`-=\';.,/{}[]1234567890!@#$%^&*()_=|?":`-=\';.,/{}[]1234567890!@#$%^&*()_=|?":`-=\';.,/{}[]1234567890!@#$%^&*()_=|?":`-=\';.,/{}[]1234567890
18:39.56orsonjheh
18:39.59SunSparclol
18:40.18mgearylameness approaches 100%, but in a logarithmic curve, so it never actually hits 100%
18:40.37Utah_Dave~nickometer '!@#$%^&*()_=|?":`-=\';.,/{}[]1234567890_Utah_Dave
18:40.55Utah_Davealmost!
18:41.12mindjujutry a few more $
18:41.15SunSparcI think that is about the highest it has gone
18:41.20influx^^wtf
18:41.49Utah_DaveI'm not sure if I should be excited about that or not
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18:42.57thebigdog~nickometer thebigdog
18:43.05thebigdogfigures i rock
18:43.25jsmithw00t!
18:44.29SunSparc~nickometer !@#$%^&*()_=|?":`-=\';.,/{}[]1234567890ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
18:44.47timinatortold ya
18:45.00timinators/told ya/told ya it was lame/
18:45.37SunSparc~mgearyometer
18:45.56mgearyanyone know offhand if you can have CDATA in an xml attribute? I'm guessing no....
18:46.01burninmake sure you guys clean up your mess when your done.
18:46.26mindjujumgeary , yes
18:46.39mgearymindjuju: example?
18:47.56mindjuju<Description><![CDATA[I'm using CDATA so i can get out of the xml constraint of symbols like $ %&  -- etc .]]></Description>
18:48.20mgearywhen i say "attribute" i mean like this:
18:48.46mgeary<description label="![CDATA]!@<!@#> @$" />
18:49.57mgearyhttp://dpaste.com/18581/
18:50.17mgearyi'd like the 'fulltext' attribute to possibly hold non-xml-friendly chars
18:52.38mindjujui've never used it like that mgeary, i wonder what thebigdog thinks
18:52.43mindjujuadditionally, well, withthe UTF-8 encoding, i don't think you have to use CDATA, i was using ISO-8859-1
18:52.53thebigdoguse what?
18:53.08mindjujumgeary wants to do something like this
18:53.09mindjuju<description label="![CDATA]!@<!@#> @$" />
18:53.14mgearyin that pastebin example above--
18:53.24thebigdogi dont think you can
18:53.27thebigdogi have not tried that
18:53.30mgearyi don't want to clutter up my elements if i can help it
18:53.38thebigdogbut you could create a nested tag
18:55.02thebigdogso do it as an element of that tag
18:55.24thebigdog<description><label><!-- cdata here --></label></description>
18:55.30mgearyyeah, i was just hoping for a very flat xml doc
18:55.36orsonj~nickometer "![CDATA]!@<!@#> @$"
18:55.43mgeary*very* non-technical people will be maintaining this xml file
18:56.00thebigdogthen i would suggest not to do attributes then
18:56.18thebigdogfrom my experience they always mess it up
18:56.56thebigdogmgeary, how are they editing the file?
18:57.03mgearyby hand
18:57.15thebigdoghow are validating the file?
18:57.22mgearythey won't be
18:57.45thebigdogouch
18:57.54thebigdogthat will cause issues
18:58.15thebigdogi would suggest something to help them validate it
18:59.49thebigdogi wrote a help system with xml and had tech writers create the xml and edit it
19:00.09thebigdoghaving a system for them to validate the file made my life a tons easier
19:02.30orsonjok, last one
19:02.32orsonj~nickometer "![0']!@<![@#]{))1%>@$"[@*$3&]{];}"![0']!@<![@#]{))1%>@$"[@)0
19:02.50orsonjany higher than that and it stops adding
19:04.15orsonjat least freenode won't let you use a nick that lame.
19:11.43thebigdog~stiffy timinator
19:12.08thebigdogtime for the afternoon msg to timinator
19:12.13thebigdog~flip timinator
19:12.14jbotACTION gives timinator the .|.. ..|.
19:12.24thebigdoguh...mucho amor
19:12.52thebigdogmacnewbold, se le ama a timinator
19:13.00thebigdoghaha...thebigdog still has it
19:14.58timinatorLOL
19:15.23timinator~flip back to thebigdog
19:15.23jbotACTION gives back to thebigdog the .|.. ..|.
19:18.04Utah_Daveman, I'm so glad I had my basement wired with extra electric and cat6
19:24.09mindjujuhttp://www.siemon.com/us/white_papers/07-03-01-demystifying.asp
19:24.23mindjujufound her while finding out about cat7a
19:24.52mindjujuValerie received her B.S.E.E. degree from the University of Connecticut and actively participates in working groups responsible for the development and publication of telecommunications standards such TIA/EIA-568-B, TIA/EIA-568-B.2-1 (category 6), and pending TIA/EIA-568-B.2-10 (category 6A).
19:25.32herlomindjuju: do you *know* her?  I'd date her in a heartbeat!
19:25.42mindjujunope, never met
19:26.19mindjujushe wrote the article though
19:26.33mindjujudude, you should try to find her
19:27.42macnewboldUtah_Dave: so whatcha workin on in the basement with extra power and cat6?
19:27.45macnewboldanything fun?
19:30.32mindjujuI'm invincible!
19:30.55mindjujuherlo, i got her num and address
19:31.01Utah_DaveI've been doing some work on the side.
19:31.34mgearymindjuju: for Valerie Rybinski?
19:31.52mindjujuyeah
19:31.54Utah_Davemacnewbold: a client wants 2 new laptops downgraded from Vista to XP. I'm glad I have enough power and network connections for 3 laptops, 2 desktops and a server. Right on my desk!
19:32.24mindjuju@ mgeary & @ herlo - here is her house - http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=55+CHESTNUT+AVE+06779&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=48.956293,72.773438&ie=UTF8&t=k&z=16&om=1
19:32.30mgearyhahaha
19:32.35macnewboldnice
19:32.36mgearyi'm good, thanks
19:33.01mindjujuit's creepy what you can find on the internet and how long it takes
19:33.07herlomindjuju: is she married?
19:33.08mgearyseriously
19:33.21mindjujudon't know, but if you want her num and address I can PM it to ya ;)
19:33.33mindjujui guess i could track that for ya, though
19:33.48mgearyand well, let's see, her home is worth about $320k
19:33.52mgeary6 beds, 3 baths
19:34.09mindjujucool!  where did you find that out at?  mgeary
19:34.14mgearywww.zillow.com
19:34.50herlomindjuju: you crack me up!
19:35.21mindjujuwow!  that's cool mgeary!
19:35.33mgearyzillow is a very interesting site
19:35.38jsmithmgeary: Did I mention that Zillow uses Asterisk?
19:35.44mgearyfor what?
19:35.50jsmithmgeary: For their phone system!
19:35.54mgearyheheheh
19:35.56mgearyoh, ok
19:36.32mgearyhah, this is awesome. the google maps "bubble" casts a shadow as if it were hundreds of feet in the air.
19:37.31mindjujui've never noticed that!
19:37.37macnewboldyeah, it's kinda funny
19:37.47macnewboldit's a pain when it shadows or obscures something you care about seeing
19:41.16mindjujuherlo , not finding anything on marital status, i'd need lexus nexus for that
19:41.46mindjujutoo much fun, better get back to work
19:56.48mgearyoh yeah, baby
19:56.55mgearythat one's for you, mindjuju
20:08.48mgeary~thunder
20:30.19mgeary~halibut mindjuju
20:30.20jbotACTION grabs a freshly-pickled halibut, de-bones it deftly and squooshes the whole fish down mindjuju's left nostril
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20:50.04Utah_Dave~thesuck Windows Vista
20:50.04jbotACTION (Windows Vista is teh suck!)
20:50.25mgearymindjuju: oh yeah?!
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20:50.34mgearyeh? eh?
20:50.51mgeary(Thunderdome for those of you under 30)
20:51.06mindjujuoh yeah, i remember that one
20:51.08cole_joplinWindows Vista ~= Windows Me
20:51.20mindjujuk, let me think, hang on quick sec, having 3 conversations at once
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20:59.59Utah_Daveherlo: have a moment for a conference question?
21:03.46herloUtah_Dave: yup
21:04.15Utah_DaveSo everything start at 5:00pm on thursday, right?
21:04.32Utah_DaveOr does the ticket I bought not include Thursday night?
21:04.59herloUtah_Dave: it does
21:07.02herloUtah_Dave: come as early as 4:30 and you'll be just fine
21:08.04Utah_Davesweet.
21:08.35Utah_DaveI'm really looking forward to it
21:08.39Utah_DaveWho else in here is going?
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21:25.01Undefinablehey there, i have read the documents, can some1 just explain me wat is preg_match_all() used for
21:26.10mgearyUndefinable: i usually use it to get an array of all matches in a given string that match a regular expression
21:26.25jsmithUndefinable: It returns all of the matches that match the perl-compatible regular expressions.
21:27.32Undefinablefrom wat i got just to count the number of occurances of a particular pattern in a string
21:27.50jsmithPretty close...
21:28.04jsmithRegular Expressions are a neat way of defining the pattern you're looking for.
21:28.21jsmithpreg_match_all() shows you all the occurances that match your pattern, not just the count
21:28.46Undefinablemeaning the string gets divided into chunks when the pattern match occurs
21:30.38jsmithUndefinable: Yeah, sort of
21:31.40Undefinableread some examples and docs many use the pattern ("/(<([^<>]+)\|([^<>]+)>)+([^<>]*)/")
21:32.01thebigdogor banned
21:32.08macnewboldhey - paul simon rocks
21:32.12macnewboldwith or without Garfunkel
21:32.16mgearyagreed
21:32.24jsmithmacnewbold: Of course!
21:32.26thebigdogmacnewbold, i hate to bust that archaic bubble...but no he does not
21:32.27Undefinablei just didnt get wat pattern are they lookin for
21:32.43jsmithUndefinable: See www.regular-expressions.info
21:32.49macnewbolddon't get me wrong, I enjoy a bit of back in black from time to time
21:33.00thebigdogmacnewbold, like the stuff that does not rock
21:33.02Undefinablechecking out
21:33.14macnewboldbut usually I dig oldies generally speaking
21:33.28macnewboldI rediscovered bobby darin not too long ago, and he's got some sweet stuff
21:33.43thebigdog~vomit on macnewbold
21:33.49macnewboldbilly joel is great too
21:34.02thebigdogbilly's got some jams
21:34.11macnewboldand of course, the beatles have some very musically interesting and complex stuff that's also extremely enjoyable and addictive
21:34.13thebigdognow billy idol that is some good stuff
21:34.30thebigdog~spin macnewbold some black sabbath
21:34.31jbotACTION spins macnewbold some black sabbath
21:35.18timinator~spin some more
21:35.19jbotACTION spins some more
21:35.27Utah_Dave~spin macnewbold some Red Hot Chili Peppers
21:35.28jbotACTION spins macnewbold some Red Hot Chili Peppers
21:35.34thebigdogoh yeah
21:35.50thebigdognow elvis is pretty good too
21:36.06macnewboldI'm not too big on elvis - the Peppers have a couple I like, but not a ton
21:36.25thebigdogbut roy orbison rocks
21:37.04thebigdog~spin macnewbold some ac-dc / rock and roll ain't noise pollution
21:37.05jbotACTION spins macnewbold some ac-dc / rock and roll ain't noise pollution
21:37.28thebigdogmacnewbold, you listen with headphones right?
21:37.33macnewboldoooh, now the beach boys are rollin
21:37.44macnewboldusually, yeah
21:37.50orsonjroy orbison++
21:37.52macnewboldroy orbison is cool
21:38.31thebigdogk i was going to say that i could not work with ya if you are cranking some of that stuff
21:39.43macnewboldnow it's Frankie Valli
21:39.51macnewboldI got a nice selection, you might be surprised
21:41.37thebigdog~upchuck
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21:45.00Utah_Davemindjuju: want to carpool down to utosc on Thursday?
21:51.34mindjuju@ utah_dave , not sure if i'm coming back up on Thursday, there is a chance i just may camp down in Mapleton and drive to provo from there, haven't talked to wife about it yet.  Out of curiosity, what time are you looking to head down on Thusrday?
21:52.20Utah_DaveI was thinking of being there a little before 5:00
21:54.03orsonj~upchuck thebigdog
21:54.03jbotACTION spews chunks on thebigdog after hearing what orsonj listens to.
21:54.20thebigdog~upchuck macnewbold
21:54.21jbotACTION spews chunks on macnewbold after hearing what thebigdog listens to.
21:54.44macnewbold~lart thebigdog
21:54.44jbotdrops a humongous exploding nuke on thebigdog
21:54.59bradym~rlart
21:55.00jbotblasts ChanServ with a huge firehose then strangles ChanServ with it
21:55.50thebigdog~poo macnewbold
21:55.51jbotACTION summons a troop of flying monkeys to fling their poo at macnewbold
21:56.00thebigdog~drop macnewbold
21:56.36thebigdogjbot is on vacation again
22:00.29thebigdogwhat a great song
22:00.55thebigdogthat is one every man can sing tooo his wife
22:03.39timinatorI sung it to my wife just the other day
22:03.56timinatorshe likes it when I sing to her
22:13.40thebigdog~fart timinator
22:13.41jbotACTION farts in timinator's general direction
22:13.55timinator~tunafart thebigdog
22:13.55jbotACTION eats a week-old tuna sandwich with relish and walks over to thebigdog, leg raised, to let 'em rip.
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22:14.10timinator~nuts thebigdog
22:14.28timinator~herring thebigdog
22:14.28jbotACTION whacks thebigdog on the side of the head with a large red herring named alfred
22:14.29thebigdog~rip timinator
22:14.29jbotACTION takes timinator and acts as Jack The Ripper
22:14.35timinator~lart thebigdog
22:14.35jbotturns thebigdog into a lifesized tux doll
22:14.44thebigdog~lart timinator
22:14.44jbotfrags timinator with his BFG9000
22:15.10timinator~whaleslap thebigdog
22:15.11jbotACTION beats thebigdog upside and over the head with a freakishly huge killer whale named Hugh
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22:15.24timinator~kick thebigdog
22:15.25jbotACTION kicks thebigdog
22:15.32timinator~smack thebigdog
22:15.33jbotACTION smacks thebigdog upside the head.
22:15.34orsonj~lart timinator
22:15.34jbotpushes the wall down onto timinator whilst whistling innocently
22:15.36orsonj~lart thebigdog
22:15.36jbotbeats thebigdog severely about the head and shoulders with a rubber chicken
22:15.51timinator~lart thebigdog
22:15.51jbottakes out a seltzer bottle and sprays thebigdog in the face. You know, one of those old-school seltzer bottles clowns have? Yeah those. Anyway, consider yourself spritzed
22:15.52orsonjI leave and you get started without me
22:15.56orsonj~lart everyone
22:15.56jbotgives everyone a good seeing to
22:16.15timinator~lart orsonj
22:16.15jbotbeats orsonj into protomatter with the andromeda galaxy
22:16.29timinator~flip thebigdog
22:16.29jbotACTION gives thebigdog the .|.. ..|.
22:16.39timinator~poo thebigdog
22:16.40jbotACTION summons a troop of flying monkeys to fling their poo at thebigdog
22:16.49timinator~monkey thebigdog
22:16.50jbotACTION flings poo at thebigdog
22:18.03timinator~monday thebigdog
22:18.13timinator~mondays thebigdog
22:18.14jbotACTION says looks like thebigdog 's got a case of the Mondays
22:18.33timinator~smack thebigdog
22:18.34jbotACTION smacks thebigdog upside the head.
22:20.07thebigdogsomeones getting carried away
22:20.15timinator:)
22:20.21thebigdogi hope their are no repercussions
22:20.33timinatorbring it
22:20.48thebigdog~smelly timinator
22:20.55timinator~fart thebigdog
22:20.56jbotACTION farts in thebigdog's general direction
22:21.06mindjuju1pt timinator
22:21.06thebigdog~block timinator
22:21.06jbotjumps in front of timinator and prevents any more damage from being done to all the victims in the channel
22:21.07timinator~poo thebigdog
22:21.07jbotACTION summons a troop of flying monkeys to fling their poo at thebigdog
22:21.23timinator~lart thebigdog
22:21.23jbotputs on a hockey mask and jumps out at thebigdog
22:21.26mindjuju2pt timinator
22:21.31mindjuju3pt timinator
22:21.33thebigdogthat block was awesome
22:21.35timinator~macattack thebigdog
22:21.36jbotACTION jumps on bell rope, causing bell to hit thebigdog!
22:21.37thebigdog~lart timinator
22:21.37jbotwhacks timinator upside the head
22:21.41thebigdog~melvin timinator
22:21.42jbotACTION pulls timinator underwear up to the ceiling...and smiles
22:21.42timinator~lart thebigdog
22:21.43jbothereby declares thebigdog a troll
22:21.45mindjuju4pt tim, 1 thebnigdog
22:21.49timinator~whaleslap thebigdog
22:21.50jbotACTION beats thebigdog upside and over the head with a freakishly huge killer whale named Hugh
22:21.55thebigdog~pimpslap timinator
22:21.56jbotthebigdog pimpslaps timinator.  ouch!
22:22.05timinator~timattack thebigdog
22:22.06jbotACTION grabs an axe and starts to chase thebigdog!
22:22.09timinator~lart thebigdog
22:22.09jbotcalls thebigdog on the phone ... the lights are on but nobody's home
22:22.12timinator~monkey thebigdog
22:22.13jbotACTION flings poo at thebigdog
22:22.20timinator~wiseguy thebigdog
22:22.20jbotACTION runs up to thebigdog and pokes thebigdog in the eyes!
22:22.20thebigdog~lart timinator
22:22.20jbotbeats timinator severely about the head and shoulders with a rubber chicken
22:22.31timinator~kick thebigdog
22:22.32jbotACTION kicks thebigdog
22:22.35thebigdog~lart timinator
22:22.35jbot--purges timinator
22:22.36timinator~smack thebigdog
22:22.36jbotACTION smacks thebigdog upside the head.
22:22.44thebigdoghaha you got purged
22:22.51timinatorouch
22:22.52thebigdog~flip timinator
22:22.52jbotACTION gives timinator the .|.. ..|.
22:22.57timinator~flip thebigdog
22:22.57jbotACTION gives thebigdog the .|.. ..|.
22:23.31timinatortake that Mr. I-have-no-taste-in-music
22:23.36timinator:P
22:23.44thebigdog~rip timinator
22:23.45jbotACTION takes timinator and acts as Jack The Ripper
22:23.53timinator~timattack thebigdog
22:23.54jbotACTION grabs an axe and starts to go postal on thebigdog!
22:23.58thebigdog~throw timinator
22:23.58jbotACTION winds up and throws timinator over the moon.
22:24.01timinator~alicekill thebigdog
22:24.02jbotI want to kill thebigdog, I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill thebigdog. Kill. I wanna see thebigdog's blood and gore and guts and have thebigdog's veins in my teeth.  Eat thebigdog's dead burnt body.  I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL.  and I jump around with timinator, yelling "KILL, KILL"
22:24.19timinator~rack thebigdog
22:24.19influx^^what the...
22:24.26timinatorhmmm... we need to add that one
22:24.34timinator~smack thebigdog
22:24.35jbotACTION smacks thebigdog upside the head.
22:24.36thebigdogsome peps have too much free time
22:24.53mgearyhow can i find out if a given FC machine has a firewall running?
22:25.14thebigdog~lobotomy timinator
22:25.15jbotACTION pulls out a rusty saw to perform a lobotomy on timinator
22:25.29timinatorHEY REF!!!!!
22:25.36mindjujuby telling the spammers the Public IP of the box and making threats against spammers and insulting their moms
22:25.40thebigdogtiminator, you cant talk
22:25.45thebigdogyou have no brain
22:25.53mindjujuthat'll tell you real fast if you have a firewall
22:26.08timinator~wiseguy thebigdog
22:26.09jbotACTION runs up to thebigdog and pokes thebigdog in the eyes!
22:26.09mgearylet me rephrase that--
22:26.20timinator~pimpslap thebigdog
22:26.21jbottiminator pimpslaps thebigdog.  ouch!
22:26.30mgearyi believe i have a firewall on a machine, but i need to open it up a bit. How can i tell *which* firewall would be running?
22:26.48thebigdog~hammerthrow timinator
22:26.48jbotACTION throws a huge hammer across the room into timinator/'s head
22:26.54thebigdoghaha
22:27.03timinatorbastard
22:27.05thebigdog~throwatowel timinator
22:27.06jbotACTION throws a threadbare, yet completely opaque, towel around timinator
22:27.14thebigdognice
22:27.14mindjujumgeary, that's a herlo question, don't know FC
22:27.22timinator~lart thebigdog
22:27.22jbotinstalls a bad bootloader on thebigdog and turns thebigdog into a brick
22:27.27timinator~rlart thebigdog
22:27.34timinator~lart thebigdog
22:27.34jbotstamps thebigdog on the forehead with the official Troll marker
22:27.50thebigdog~golfclap timinator
22:27.50jbotACTION gives timinator a soft applause
22:28.03timinatornice
22:28.08thebigdog~kikislap
22:28.22thebigdog~fundieslap
22:28.26thebigdog~fundieslap timinator
22:28.27jbotACTION points a finger at timinator and yells "fundamentalist" as loudly as possible
22:28.31thebigdog~kikislap timinator
22:28.31jbotACTION locks timinator in a room with Kiki, 1 metric ton of pixie sticks and a bunch of shiny, flashy spinny things
22:28.47thebigdog~lobsterslap timinator
22:28.48jbotACTION eats lobster
22:28.53timinatorLOL
22:28.57thebigdog~duckslap timinator
22:28.58jbotACTION hauls timinator up by the scruff of the neck and spanks him until he waddles.
22:29.04thebigdoghahahahahah
22:29.13thebigdog~towel timinator
22:29.18timinatorhahahaha
22:29.23timinator~flip thebigdog
22:29.24jbotACTION gives thebigdog the .|.. ..|.
22:29.26thebigdog~calcslap timinator
22:29.27jbotACTION partially derivates Cae into little tiny pieces
22:29.46thebigdog~cheeseslap timinator
22:29.47jbotACTION slaps timinator around with a wheel of texas goat cheese
22:29.47timinator~pimpslap thebigdog
22:29.48jbottiminator pimpslaps thebigdog.  ouch!
22:29.51bradymmgeary: I believe FC3 uses iptables by default, and you can choose which interface to use to build your rules.. not sure if that helps any...
22:30.00thebigdog~beachslap timinator
22:30.01jbotACTION covers timinator in jellyfish
22:30.22thebigdog~punch timinator
22:30.23jbotACTION hits timinator like the hot kiss and the end of a wet fist
22:30.30thebigdoghaha
22:30.39thebigdog~sucker punch timinator
22:30.39jbotACTION slugs timinator in the gut
22:31.07timinatorokay, I got nothin'
22:31.22thebigdog~ownthecrapoutof timinator
22:31.22jbotACTION uses her awesome ricochet maneuvers and frags timinator forty-two times in a row.
22:31.30thebigdoghaha
22:31.37mindjujutiminator , try this http://www.ruf.rice.edu/~pound/kungfu.html
22:31.42thebigdog~hamstercrap timinator
22:31.43jbotACTION beats the living hamstercrap out of timinator
22:32.02herlomgeary: iptables -L
22:32.03mindjujuso that would look like
22:32.15mgearyherlo: yeah, looks like it's empty:
22:32.18thebigdog~pooh timinator
22:32.19jbotACTION pooh poohs timinator
22:32.26herlomgeary: check system-config-securitylevel
22:32.30thebigdog~poof timinator
22:32.31jbotACTION turns around to see timinator dissappear into thin air, never to be seen again.
22:32.33mgearyhttp://dpaste.com/18604/
22:32.45herlomgeary: also can check /etc/hosts.{allow,deny} for any entries
22:33.02mgearybasically, i need to unblock mysql (3306) for at least certain hosts
22:33.15timinatorthat doesn't compare to a cheeseslap followed by a beechslap and a sucker punch
22:33.17thebigdog~laugh timinator
22:33.18jbotibot laughs hysterically at timinator...ow!  laughing so hard, it can't breathe... gasp...gasp...gasp....  .....  ...
22:33.18herlomgeary: its not iptables for sure
22:33.19mgearyit currently times out on me, which has proven to be a good indicator of a firewall
22:33.21herlomgear do
22:33.28herlomgeary: do, nmap localhost
22:33.31herlowhat do you get?
22:33.34thebigdogtiminator, that was great
22:33.38thebigdoglearn from thebigdog
22:33.49thebigdog~slaughter timinator
22:33.49jbotACTION Cuts timinator up into appropriate pieces then carries timinator's parts to the meat market for the morning sale.
22:34.02mgearyherlo: nmap isn't on that machine, i'll try from my machine
22:34.33timinator~timattack thebigdog
22:34.34jbotACTION grabs an axe and starts to chase thebigdog!
22:34.52mindjujucan't say the same request within 8 seconds
22:34.56timinatordang
22:35.05thebigdog~catattack timinator
22:35.06jbotAn awful screech is heard as three ordinary-looking cats suddenly pounce on timinator's face, leaving two bloody eye sockets and a lot of claw marks
22:35.15timinatorLOL
22:35.26timinator~mindjujuattack thebigdog
22:35.30thebigdog~wpsattack timinator
22:35.31jbotACTION grabs timinator's table-based layout and starts to go postal on timinator!
22:35.31timinator~macattack thebigdog
22:35.32jbotACTION uses flame, duct pipe and a cinch belt to launch a beer keg at thebigdog!
22:35.53timinatoryou beat me to the wpsattack
22:35.54herlomgeary: problem is that if you don't do it from your machine you can't guarantee the report is sold
22:35.54timinatorLOL
22:35.57herlosolid
22:36.04thebigdog~stinky timinator
22:36.05jbotACTION throws timinator into the shower and scrubs vigorously with Liquid Plumber and a wire brush. "Ewww, i am NOT cleaning the hair from the drain"
22:36.06herlo~herlo thebigdog
22:36.07jbotACTION pokes thebigdog in they eye with a sharp needle
22:36.09timinator~kill thebigdog
22:36.10jbotACTION shoots a super-inverse anti-neutrino gun at thebigdog
22:36.16timinator~alicekill thebigdog
22:36.17jbotI want to kill thebigdog, I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill thebigdog. Kill. I wanna see thebigdog's blood and gore and guts and have thebigdog's veins in my teeth.  Eat thebigdog's dead burnt body.  I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL.  and I jump around with timinator, yelling "KILL, KILL"
22:36.22timinator~smack thebigdog
22:36.23jbotACTION smacks thebigdog upside the head.
22:36.27timinator~kick thebigdog
22:36.27jbotACTION kicks thebigdog
22:36.39thebigdogbring new ones timinator
22:36.40mindjuju~crackskulls thebigdog and timinator
22:36.41jbotACTION grabs thebigdog and timinator and timinator 's heads and slams them together knocking both unconscious.  Jbot then turns to mindjuju to see who else needs a wallop.
22:37.16thebigdogand the greatest
22:37.23thebigdog~kicknuts timinator
22:37.24jbotACTION kicks timinator in da Snuts "how is that, timinator,  err ? :P"
22:37.35timinatorI'm out.... I'm going from memory... you got a cheatsheet or something thebigdog
22:37.36mindjuju~nosepick thebigdog
22:37.37jbotACTION plucks thebigdog out of the nose of humanity and flicks him out the window!
22:37.48thebigdogtiminator, haha
22:38.15timinator~flip thebigdog
22:38.16jbotACTION gives thebigdog the .|.. ..|.
22:38.21timinatorthat's the only one I ever need
22:38.23timinator:)
22:38.44mgearyherlo: i can telnet to localhost 3306
22:38.47mgearydoes that help?
22:38.53thebigdog~cornnuts timinator
22:38.54jbotACTION sends timinator out for CornNuts™ for everyone. "Mmm, extra crunchy!"
22:39.11herlomgeary: so that should mean that you can connect to the port.  looks like its not a firewall problem
22:39.19mgearyahh
22:39.23mgearythis is interesting
22:39.26herlomgeary: are you trying to connect to mysql from outside the machine?
22:39.26thebigdog~whalepoop timinator
22:39.27jbotACTION catapults a truckload of whale poop from a freakishly large killer whale named Hugh at timinator
22:39.30mgearyherlo: yep
22:39.36thebigdogtiminator, haha
22:39.40timinatorhaha
22:39.41mgearywhen i do an ifconfig, i don't get the IP that i enter the machine via
22:39.49mgearyi just get router IPs
22:39.54mgearynot "real" IPs
22:40.03mgearythat'd be one problem right there
22:40.11mgearyi guess i need to get some port-mapping done on the router
22:40.13mgearyswtich
22:40.15mgearywhatever
22:40.28thebigdog~stop timinator
22:40.29jbotACTION leaps to his feet and stops timinator
22:40.59thebigdog~apt timinator
22:41.13mindjujupoor timinator
22:41.19timinator:(
22:41.24thebigdoghe started out good
22:41.36timinatorthebigdog is the winner
22:41.48thebigdog~whalelottery timinator
22:41.49jbotACTION launches a giant lottery ball into timinator's tubes. Theodore is successfully dislodged.
22:41.58thebigdognice
22:42.05timinatorlol
22:42.10thebigdog~whalems timinator
22:42.11jbotACTION oneshots timinator with a mortal strike crit while wielding a whale named Lucas, whose size is comparable to that of a PS3
22:42.31thebigdogsweet that is my fav now
22:42.31thebigdogwow ftw
22:42.56thebigdog~whalebomb timinator
22:42.56jbotACTION throws an explosive whale named Gunter at timinator and hides.
22:43.12thebigdog~whalenametheft timinator
22:43.12jbotACTION watches in awe as a rather menacing whale named Reginald (who also happens to be well versed in the art of marketing) kicks timinator's ass and steals his/her name. The now anonymous target weeps.
22:43.29thebigdogyes jbot
22:43.48thebigdog~whalelemmings timinator
22:43.48jbotACTION 's jaw drops as an army of lemmings escape the mouth of a rather sizeable whale named Remus. The army tramples timinator
22:47.15timinatorwhy is there no online documentation of jbot commands?
22:47.33timinatorhas noone compiled a list?
22:47.33MrMiyagithere is
22:48.48MrMiyagitiminator, you must ask jbot
22:48.52MrMiyagi<PROTECTED>
22:48.53jbotone warez list being sent
22:49.01MrMiyagioops, i mean
22:49.03MrMiyagi<PROTECTED>
22:49.34timinatorjbot, help
22:50.32timinatorjbot, commands
22:51.36herlomgeary: there is a setting in mysql that will prevent that by default
22:51.48thebigdog~taunt timinator
22:51.49jbotACTION folds a paper football and flicks it at timinator
22:51.53thebigdoghaha
22:51.57mgearyherlo: i believe it's a simple matter of port-forwarding
22:52.00timinatornice
22:52.06thebigdog~frenchtaunt timinator
22:52.07jbotACTION summons the french taunter!   timinator, I burst my pimples at you...
22:52.12herlomgeary: ahh, could be
22:52.35mgearyherlo: since when i "ifconfig" the IPs it outputs are not the IP i use to access it
22:52.39timinatorthebigdog, I fart in your general direction
22:52.43mgearyso i infer port forwarding is in play
22:52.51herlomgeary: that makes total sense then
22:52.59mgearyyeah
22:53.01wpsha ha ha
22:53.01wpshttp://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20070904-palm-abruptly-cancels-development-of-the-foleo.html
22:53.10wpsPalm cancels development of the Foleo
22:53.11wpsha ha ha
22:53.12wpsidiots
22:53.21timinatorLOL
22:53.23thebigdog~steamer timinator
22:53.37wpsI can't believe they even thought they could bring that thing to market in the first place
22:53.44thebigdog~steamroll timinator
22:53.44jbotACTION flattens timinator with a steamroller
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23:02.28justingiboneyGood Afternoon UPHPU
23:02.39thebigdog~welcome justingiboney
23:02.39jbotjustingiboney, Sup yo?
23:07.04timinatorstormin' here
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23:38.47timinatorlater homies
23:40.07beandogok
23:40.11beandoghow do you change session timeout
23:40.12beandogI cant rememger.
23:40.14beandogremember
23:40.54beandoger, in php.ini
23:41.32beandogsession.gc_maxlifetime
23:41.37beandogI think thats it?
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