| 00:03.44 | mgeary | later all |
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| 00:16.51 | herlo | that's funny, I clicked in and it went away |
| 00:17.01 | herlo | CGI345 is me |
| 00:18.18 | herlo | or was |
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| 00:23.02 | CGI218 | test |
| 00:24.43 | herlo | test postitive for what? |
| 00:33.53 | herlo | so where is the audio? |
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| 00:49.01 | mindjuju_IRC | k, meeting starting in about 15 minutes |
| 00:49.24 | mindjuju_IRC | if anybody asks, the URL for the web resources is http://65.121.75.205 |
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| 01:00.18 | herlo | I hear beethoven |
| 01:01.27 | herlo | mindjuju: should I be hearing beethoven? |
| 01:02.21 | herlo | now I hear voices |
| 01:02.30 | herlo | and typing |
| 01:02.38 | herlo | and mindjuju |
| 01:02.41 | herlo | w00t! |
| 01:02.59 | herlo | or California! |
| 01:03.53 | herlo | I'm herlo and I am a trainer. I love linux and php |
| 01:03.59 | herlo | I work for Guru Labs |
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| 01:20.44 | herlo | Im here |
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| 01:24.04 | herlo | I whis |
| 01:24.06 | herlo | wish |
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| 01:32.51 | CGI979 | if anybody has any questions for Sheri, please ask them and I will pass them to her |
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| 01:37.01 | CGI979 | hey utah_dave if you want to hear the meeting, go to http://65.121.75.205 |
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| 01:37.32 | Utah_Dave | CGI979: Thanks! I'm listening right now! |
| 01:38.06 | Utah_Dave | the webmistress is coming through perfectly |
| 01:38.23 | mindjuju_webIRC | awesome! |
| 01:39.27 | Utah_Dave | I wish I could hear the audience a little better |
| 01:41.21 | Utah_Dave | mindjuju_webIRC: your voice is sexy :-D |
| 01:42.18 | mindjuju_webIRC | can you hear me on the audio? |
| 01:43.43 | Utah_Dave | yeah. I can hear the audience, but their voices are a lot softer compared to Sheri's |
| 01:44.31 | mindjuju_webIRC | well have to get a better omnidirectional and put it more in the center |
| 01:45.13 | CGI183 | o sho... but this is WAY better than what we had before |
| 01:45.47 | CGI183 | swb rocks.... what a great sport |
| 01:46.04 | Utah_Dave | Sheri sounds really good. That microphone is working great |
| 01:48.40 | CGI466 | link to presentation http://designsimply.com/s5/seo-php-uphpu-2007.htm |
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| 02:00.11 | timinator | how many people are in attendance |
| 02:00.58 | mindjuju_webIRC | 12 |
| 02:01.05 | timinator | nice |
| 02:01.17 | mindjuju_webIRC | yeah, good crowd |
| 02:01.30 | mindjuju_webIRC | but glad that we are able to do live audio so everybody can hear |
| 02:01.40 | timinator | fo sho |
| 02:02.06 | timinator | the last meeting I was able to attend was several years ago when Wade spoke on CSS |
| 02:03.17 | Utah_Dave | mindjuju_webIRC: thanks for putting this together. This is great. |
| 02:05.26 | mindjuju_webIRC | :) |
| 02:09.43 | herlo | mindjuju_webIRC: I agree |
| 02:10.22 | herlo | mindjuju_webIRC: this is a very awesome thing. we should get two way convs going where we can raise our hand and vocally ask questions too... |
| 02:11.09 | mindjuju_webIRC | two way would be cool, but would require much more server muscle |
| 02:11.21 | mindjuju_webIRC | each person would consume 2 connections |
| 02:11.47 | mindjuju_webIRC | it can be done, like with a communication server like red5, but i'm not to that point yet |
| 02:12.17 | herlo | true |
| 02:12.19 | timinator | I say, don't sweat it mindjuju... what we have here is very effective |
| 02:12.32 | herlo | I love this, and yeah, that's a future thing for sure |
| 02:12.45 | timinator | 2 way text communication, 1 way audio, HTML Slides |
| 02:12.47 | Utah_Dave | we could set up conference in an Asterisk server |
| 02:12.48 | timinator | LOVE IT |
| 02:13.10 | mindjuju_webIRC | i was just starting to wonder if asterik had a solution utah_dave |
| 02:13.15 | herlo | Utah_Dave: good idea |
| 02:13.16 | mindjuju_webIRC | we should look at that |
| 02:13.33 | herlo | mindjuju_webIRC: did sheri talk about .htaccess files? |
| 02:13.37 | Utah_Dave | I could whip something up. Maybe jsmith could give us some tips |
| 02:13.43 | herlo | mindjuju_webIRC: with regard to 301 redirects? |
| 02:14.04 | mindjuju_webIRC | herlo, she hasn't, can you form that into a question and i'll ask |
| 02:14.20 | herlo | mindjuju_webIRC: sure |
| 02:14.56 | herlo | mindjuju_webIRC: so with regard to 301 redirects, where do we put these things? I use apache, and would .htaccess files work? |
| 02:15.03 | herlo | does that make sense? |
| 02:15.59 | Utah_Dave | herlo: you're famous! the webmistress answered your question!!! |
| 02:16.06 | herlo | Utah_Dave: I know |
| 02:16.11 | herlo | and she doesn't even know it was me! |
| 02:21.03 | herlo | use the httpd.conf and put it in the <Directory> directive |
| 02:21.27 | herlo | mindjuju_webIRC: ask her if presenting wears her out |
| 02:21.49 | herlo | It does me |
| 02:21.54 | herlo | and I do it every day |
| 02:24.42 | Utah_Dave | mindjuju_webIRC: I wonder if you could put a small omnidirectional microphone in the audience and pipe both audio sources through icecast |
| 02:25.00 | Utah_Dave | actually, I have a sound geek co-worker. I'll ask him tomorrow |
| 02:25.14 | mindjuju_webIRC | yeah, that's what i was thinking, like a high gain omni in the center |
| 02:25.35 | timinator | This isn't a question for Sheri, but I just changed my WordPress permalink settings to be Date and Name based: /%year%/%monthnum%/%category%/%postname%/ |
| 02:25.49 | timinator | and it told me to change the .htaccess |
| 02:25.52 | timinator | and add this: |
| 02:26.08 | timinator | <IfModule mod_rewrite.c> |
| 02:26.08 | timinator | RewriteEngine On |
| 02:26.08 | timinator | RewriteBase / |
| 02:26.08 | timinator | RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f |
| 02:26.09 | timinator | RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d |
| 02:26.09 | timinator | RewriteRule . /index.php [L] |
| 02:26.11 | timinator | </IfModule> |
| 02:26.23 | timinator | oops... I may have answered my own question |
| 02:27.01 | herlo | timinator: you could just do it in the <Directory> tag rather than using the .htaccess file |
| 02:27.39 | timinator | that's what I was getting at... but I didn't have an </IfModule>..... duh |
| 02:28.06 | herlo | mindjuju_webIRC: I have the Live Pagerank addon for firefox. Is that what she installed? |
| 02:28.29 | herlo | timinator: haha |
| 02:28.42 | herlo | mindjuju_webIRC: I can't hear Sheri |
| 02:28.48 | herlo | oh, there she is |
| 02:29.21 | Dexter | she installed this addon https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/321 |
| 02:29.57 | Dexter | and this one http://tools.seobook.com/firefox/seo-for-firefox.html |
| 02:30.03 | timinator | that's what it was... thx guys |
| 02:30.09 | herlo | Dexter: thanks, that's nice |
| 02:35.07 | herlo | what site is it? |
| 02:35.31 | herlo | mindjuju_webIRC: uh? |
| 02:35.36 | herlo | what site is it? |
| 02:35.48 | Dexter | http://designsimply.com/ |
| 02:35.51 | herlo | oh |
| 02:35.52 | herlo | cool |
| 02:35.56 | herlo | Dexter: you are so helpful |
| 02:38.18 | timinator | mindjuju: tell her that the IRC channel loved her presentation |
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| 02:38.36 | herlo | mindjuju_webIRC: tell her she even *sounds* like the webmistress we all know she is |
| 02:38.39 | mindjuju_webIRC | will do |
| 02:39.08 | mindjuju_webIRC | are you in town now? |
| 02:39.24 | herlo | mindjuju_webIRC: no |
| 02:39.31 | herlo | mindjuju_webIRC: I'll go in proxy here |
| 02:39.42 | mindjuju_webIRC | ah! gotcha |
| 02:40.10 | mindjuju_webIRC | we'll toast a drink in your honor |
| 02:41.27 | herlo | analytics? what's that? |
| 02:41.30 | herlo | hehe |
| 02:41.43 | Utah_Dave | Tell Sheri she was great |
| 02:43.46 | Rusty_ogden | Thanks Sheri - and everyone else. It was great being able to listen from home! |
| 02:44.25 | herlo | yeah, I like this idea, Utah Open Source will be helping groups implement this throughout |
| 02:44.28 | herlo | :) |
| 02:45.57 | herlo | goodnight all, I'll miss you |
| 02:46.05 | herlo | SEO, what's that? |
| 02:46.07 | timinator | mindjuju++ |
| 02:46.11 | timinator | swb++ |
| 02:46.15 | Utah_Dave | mindjuju++ |
| 02:46.19 | Utah_Dave | swb++ |
| 02:46.21 | herlo | swb++ mindjuju++ |
| 02:46.42 | herlo | I'm gone! |
| 02:46.49 | Utah_Dave | later, herlo |
| 02:46.59 | timinator | later |
| 02:47.01 | herlo | Utah_Dave: ciao |
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| 03:07.07 | timinator | I'm out... see ya'll in the am |
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| 03:09.18 | mgeary | so, how'd we do on the preso? |
| 03:09.22 | mgeary | get recorded okay? |
| 03:09.27 | influx^^ | hewo? |
| 03:09.35 | influx^^ | I need someone to check a site for me in IE6. |
| 03:09.48 | mgeary | erm, no can do here, i'm afraid |
| 03:09.53 | influx^^ | *sad panda* |
| 03:10.01 | influx^^ | Ees cool. |
| 03:10.39 | influx^^ | *nibble* |
| 03:10.41 | influx^^ | Mmm... |
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| 03:38.51 | justingiboney | Good Evening UPHPU |
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| 06:52.56 | herlo | mindjuju: ping |
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| 13:42.53 | timinator | morning |
| 13:43.32 | jsmith | Hey timinator... what's up? |
| 13:45.29 | timinator | just workin' |
| 13:45.31 | timinator | u? |
| 13:54.24 | jsmith | Catching up on email after my vacation, and running some errands |
| 13:57.28 | timinator | email sucks |
| 13:57.50 | timinator | I spend nothing less than 30 minutes a day wading through junk mail |
| 13:58.04 | timinator | (and my filters catch a ton) |
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| 15:04.39 | SunSparc_ | How was the meeting last night? |
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| 15:07.27 | timinator | it rocked |
| 15:07.30 | herlo | SunSparc_: seo |
| 15:07.32 | herlo | and php |
| 15:07.41 | timinator | swb rocks |
| 15:07.50 | herlo | as Sheri said - *token* php |
| 15:07.53 | timinator | and listening in Ogden was killer |
| 15:07.53 | SunSparc_ | Awesome! I am glad it went well. I wish I could have come. |
| 15:07.53 | herlo | :) |
| 15:08.05 | herlo | SunSparc_: its recorded and supposed to be put up |
| 15:08.13 | herlo | SunSparc_: and you could have come it was streamed online |
| 15:08.40 | SunSparc_ | Well, I was coaching my little soccer team, so it would have been hard to concentrate on both ;) |
| 15:09.10 | SunSparc_ | ~Soccer++ |
| 15:13.38 | mgeary | my son scored his first goal (in 1.1 years) yesterday |
| 15:14.01 | SunSparc_ | Congrats!! |
| 15:14.30 | mgeary | :) |
| 15:15.44 | herlo | mgeary: cool. I need to enroll my son in soccer/baseball/etc |
| 15:23.15 | SunSparc_ | herlo: Tai Chi is cool too. |
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| 15:49.37 | mgeary | crap |
| 15:49.49 | mgeary | apache can sure be fickle sometimes |
| 15:50.03 | mgeary | i've got a virtual host that won't come up |
| 15:50.27 | SunSparc | Just one? But the others do? |
| 15:50.30 | mgeary | yeah |
| 15:50.39 | SunSparc | Any errors in the logs? |
| 15:50.57 | mgeary | trying to find the right log to check |
| 15:51.11 | mgeary | configtest says the syntax is okay |
| 15:51.18 | SunSparc | Check both the main apache log as well as the vhost log |
| 15:51.38 | SunSparc | <PROTECTED> |
| 15:52.19 | mgeary | yeah, nothing useful there |
| 15:52.30 | mgeary | it's like it's just not seeing that vhost |
| 15:52.59 | SunSparc | Nothing in error.log or access.log? |
| 15:53.23 | mgeary | stupid thing is, i tweaked a config, restarted gracefully, and it was gone. i then undid the tweak, restarted, and nada. still gone |
| 15:54.13 | brasto | timinator needs sendmail-rbls |
| 15:55.12 | mgeary | apache's just not listening on that ip:port |
| 15:55.20 | SunSparc | mgeary: do you use the "restart_apache" command? |
| 15:55.26 | timinator | ....reading back |
| 15:55.28 | brasto | mgeary, did you still need help with something on a vps? |
| 15:55.32 | mgeary | brasto: heya |
| 15:55.42 | mgeary | brasto: ultimately, yeah, but not at the moment |
| 15:55.45 | mgeary | this is on a colo machine |
| 15:56.27 | brasto | blocks known spammer IP addresses by subscription |
| 15:56.36 | mgeary | SunSparc: (sudo /usr/sbin/apachectl graceful) |
| 15:56.48 | brasto | read about one such subscrption list at http://spamhause.org |
| 15:56.50 | SunSparc | mgeary: Did you view the vhost log as specified in the vhost directive for that vhost? |
| 15:56.51 | timinator | ah, cool brasto |
| 15:57.16 | brasto | doh! make that http://www.spamhaus.org/ |
| 15:57.49 | brasto | spamhause has a fee, but many hosting providers offer it as part of their package |
| 15:57.53 | brasto | not sure about linode |
| 15:57.56 | timinator | doh! ....who doesn't have a redirect for non-www URLs nodays?!?! |
| 15:58.54 | brasto | it's a problem with the "e" that shouldn't be at the end of spamhaus, not the www |
| 15:59.42 | brasto | mgeary, post here what you'de like me to look at, and I'll brb to look for what you said. |
| 16:00.10 | mgeary | brasto: it'll be a bit. i've got something else demanding my attention (broken vhost) |
| 16:00.37 | timinator | ah |
| 16:02.55 | mgeary | crap |
| 16:06.07 | mgeary | what the heck |
| 16:06.09 | mgeary | now it's all working |
| 16:06.11 | mgeary | $%&*%^#$%#$ |
| 16:06.19 | mgeary | weeeeiiiiirrrrrd |
| 16:07.25 | brasto | who's "Well Enough"? |
| 16:07.26 | brasto | jk |
| 16:09.21 | mgeary | brasto: so, anyway, the issue i've been having with my verio server is that it creates several mysqld instances, apparently based on load. I've never seen this on any other server, and since verio caps your # or procs, i'm trying to find a way to have mysql use threads appropriately, rather than procs |
| 16:13.00 | timinator | that's a handy tip brasto, thank you. |
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| 16:21.39 | brasto | yw timinator |
| 16:22.21 | brasto | it makes a huge difference for many, many go from using several threads of spamassassin and hundreds of spam mails per day to nearly nothing |
| 16:22.49 | brasto | mgeary did you try to limit the number of mysql threads in my.cnf? |
| 16:23.31 | brasto | are you using the same php code on another server to verify it isn't the way you are calling MySQL in your php code? |
| 16:35.24 | SunSparc | Does anyone know how to implement Electronic Document Signing on web forms? |
| 16:37.48 | brasto | mgeary, I work today at 14:00, so I'll look into this more then. until that time, i've got to go, so I'll look for you on chat at around that time |
| 16:38.11 | brasto | you can also IM me via Yahoo, AIM and MSN |
| 16:38.41 | brasto | screen name for all is hplsbyufan - msn needs @hotmail.com tacked on the end of the screen name. |
| 16:40.28 | orsonj | I haven't heard of signing for web forms. Have you seen this anywhere? |
| 16:42.06 | SunSparc | Yes, I have signed agreements online many times. |
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| 16:42.30 | SunSparc | http://www.ftc.gov/os/2001/06/esign7.htm |
| 16:43.03 | orsonj | the closest I have seen is https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/4531 |
| 16:43.03 | brasto | jbot, hplsbyufan is Brandon Stout's screen name on various IM protocols before he adopted the screen name "brasto". It stands for "Hopeless BYU Fan", not "Helpless" or "Hapless". Sort of like Ace Ventura's "Hopless Romantic" idea, the "Hopeless" part of "Hopless BYU Fan" refers to brasto, not to BYU. $this, because brasto can't help but love everything about BYU. |
| 16:43.04 | jbot | brasto: okay |
| 16:43.06 | SunSparc | Sometimes it is called "esigning". |
| 16:43.07 | orsonj | I'll look at that |
| 16:43.13 | brasto | ~hplsbyufan |
| 16:43.14 | jbot | rumour has it, hplsbyufan is Brandon Stout's screen name on various IM protocols before he adopted the screen name "brasto". It stands for "Hopeless BYU Fan", not "Helpless" or "Hapless". Sort of like Ace Ventura's "Hopless Romantic" idea, the "Hopeless" part of "Hopless BYU Fan" refers to brasto, not to BYU. $this, because brasto can't help but love everything ... |
| 16:43.19 | brasto | lol |
| 16:43.44 | brasto | doh! it truncated my def! |
| 16:44.25 | SunSparc | orsonj: A plugin is nice, but I need it to be build into a web site so that clients can legally esign documents. |
| 16:44.48 | brasto | fungus, any way I can fix the truncated def for hplsbyufan? |
| 16:45.29 | brasto | jbot forget hplsbyufan |
| 16:45.29 | jbot | brasto: i forgot hplsbyufan |
| 16:46.17 | brasto | jbot, hplsbyufan is Brandon Stout's screen name on various IM protocols before "brasto". It stands for "Hopeless BYU Fan", not "Helpless" or "Hapless". Sort of like Ace Ventura's "Hopless Romantic" idea, the "Hopeless" part of "Hopless BYU Fan" refers to brasto, not to BYU. $this, because brasto can't help but love everything BYU. |
| 16:46.17 | jbot | brasto: okay |
| 16:46.27 | brasto | ~hplsbyufan |
| 16:46.28 | jbot | somebody said hplsbyufan was Brandon Stout's screen name on various IM protocols before "brasto". It stands for "Hopeless BYU Fan", not "Helpless" or "Hapless". Sort of like Ace Ventura's "Hopless Romantic" idea, the "Hopeless" part of "Hopless BYU Fan" refers to brasto, not to BYU. $this, because brasto can't help but love everything BYU. |
| 16:46.48 | orsonj | the only reliable digital signing technology I'm aware of is public key cryptography. It would require some sort of browser support to do so securely. |
| 16:47.45 | orsonj | however the department of education uses a "pin" to verify that someone's identity has been established. |
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| 16:48.09 | orsonj | see pin.ed.gov |
| 16:49.18 | SunSparc | Student Aid is handy |
| 16:49.23 | orsonj | you might be able to use some sort of client certificate thing to verify identity, but I'm not familiar with how it works |
| 16:49.38 | orsonj | I believe there is support for it in firefox and IE |
| 16:53.23 | SunSparc | Thanks, I will keep researching. |
| 16:54.29 | orsonj | a quick look brought up this. It is the type of thing I am thinking of, but there is probably a better way to do it. http://www.garex.net/apache/ |
| 16:58.29 | bradym | SunSparc: what are you trying to do? |
| 16:58.33 | Utah_Dave | Oh, man. I'm getting sick of one of our users here. |
| 16:58.49 | Utah_Dave | He wants me to change how Windows works |
| 16:58.53 | bradym | lol |
| 16:59.01 | Utah_Dave | How microsoft office wokrs |
| 16:59.02 | influx^^ | What, you can't? |
| 16:59.05 | Utah_Dave | works |
| 16:59.22 | influx^^ | Can't you just click on "change how office works"? |
| 16:59.30 | Utah_Dave | a shortcut like, Alt-A is too much. He wants to hit ONE button for the shortcut |
| 16:59.35 | influx^^ | ... |
| 16:59.47 | influx^^ | That's... that's retarded |
| 17:00.03 | Utah_Dave | I told him to call Bill Gates and ask him and then I left |
| 17:00.20 | Utah_Dave | I'm pretty sure my boss won't care. He doesn't like this user either |
| 17:00.22 | SunSparc | bradym: A client comes to our web site, identifies themselves to our system, reads a legal agreement document, signs that agreement document electronically by clicking, "I Agree". |
| 17:01.41 | bradym | hmm..haven't dealt with legally binding digital agreements before.. sounds involved |
| 17:01.46 | orsonj | well, you could do it Microsoft style: <INPUT type="submit" name="agree" value="I Agree"> |
| 17:02.19 | drip | I've seen it where people have to type in "I Agree" |
| 17:02.29 | SunSparc | orsonj: Yes, that is probably how many people do it. |
| 17:03.07 | SunSparc | But that may not be the most legally binding. |
| 17:06.45 | SunSparc | Digital signatures: Signing and notarizing electronic forms - http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qa3691/is_199404/ai_n8732517 |
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| 17:25.20 | orsonj | so, how big was that power outage? |
| 17:25.40 | orsonj | USU got hit |
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| 17:45.00 | mgeary_meetings | brasto: yes, i've got this code running on another server with one mysqld connection, and i have yet to see a my.cnf configuration value that seems like it changes the thread behavior. i'd love to hear about one.... |
| 17:45.34 | *** topic/#UPHPU by mindjuju -> Utah PHP Users Group | uphpu.org |
| 17:54.27 | mgeary | ~wiki Zemmiphobia |
| 17:54.42 | mgeary | ~define Zemmiphobia |
| 17:54.43 | jbot | Use ~dict for definitions. |
| 17:54.46 | mgeary | ~dict Zemmiphobia |
| 17:55.04 | mgeary_the_zemmi | aww |
| 17:55.10 | mgeary_the_zemmi | doesn't support long nicks |
| 17:55.39 | mindjuju | too many i 's |
| 17:55.46 | zemmiphobiist | don't think so |
| 17:55.53 | mindjuju | oh |
| 17:55.53 | zemmiphobiist | "phobia-ist, not phobist" |
| 17:56.05 | zemmiphobiist | maybe i need an a, though |
| 17:56.06 | zemmiphobiist | dunno |
| 17:56.18 | zemmiphobiist | anyway, watch out for that mole rat |
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| 17:56.28 | mindjuju | heh |
| 17:56.29 | zemmiphobiist | http://www.changethatsrightnow.com/problem_detail.asp?SDID=732:1932 |
| 17:57.50 | herlo | ~reward mindjuju |
| 17:57.51 | jbot | ACTION gives mindjuju a brownie point. And a *kick* in the pants! |
| 17:58.30 | mindjuju | thx herlo! |
| 17:58.36 | mindjuju | i needed a good kick in the pants |
| 17:58.52 | mindjuju | in fact, just in the shower this morn, i reflected on how a good kick in the pants would help today |
| 17:59.11 | mindjuju | and like a cup of orange juice i planned to drink this morning, a kick in the pants would help too |
| 17:59.13 | zemmiphobiist | but.....weren't you naked at the time? |
| 17:59.32 | mindjuju | at the time of pondering, i was, but at the time i received, i wasn't |
| 18:01.12 | herlo | mindjuju: glad to here that jbot can help |
| 18:02.52 | orsonj | watch out especialy for the naked mole rat: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Nacktmull.jpg |
| 18:03.09 | orsonj | (nsfz) |
| 18:03.35 | mindjuju | not safe for zemmiphoists, ROFL! |
| 18:05.48 | zemmiphobiist | AAAHHHH! |
| 18:14.14 | herlo | jsmith: ping |
| 18:15.14 | jsmith | herlo: Pong |
| 18:15.23 | jsmith | herlo: No, I don't have an answer yet, but I'm trying to get one. |
| 18:15.39 | herlo | jsmith: okay, that is all |
| 18:15.42 | herlo | jsmith: thank you |
| 18:15.57 | jsmith | Wish I had a better answer, but that's all I've got |
| 18:17.23 | herlo | jsmith: its okay, I just want to get it booked soon is all |
| 18:17.45 | jsmith | I hear you |
| 18:18.17 | herlo | :) |
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| 18:37.19 | Utah_Dave | mindjuju: can you hook me up with a code to for that Open Source Conference? |
| 18:38.20 | mindjuju | fo sho |
| 18:38.25 | mindjuju | uno momento por favor |
| 18:40.11 | mgeary | ever had one of these days:? |
| 18:40.12 | mgeary | http://divaboo.info/img/Blobfish.jpg |
| 18:40.49 | mindjuju | i've nearly had a day like that, but i've never had dangles coming out of my mouth |
| 18:41.38 | timinator | I have.... just didn't know they were taking pics at the time |
| 18:41.44 | timinator | :) |
| 18:46.32 | timinator | that's a negative! |
| 18:49.55 | timinator | ......tough crowd, tough crowd |
| 18:51.48 | mindjuju | .. A man walks into a bar -- which is really unfortunate because it left a bruise |
| 18:52.14 | timinator | LOL |
| 18:52.15 | mindjuju | a horse walks into a bar, and the bartenders looks over and says, "hey mac, why the long face?" |
| 18:53.46 | mindjuju | There once was a scientist who studied frogs. One day, the scientist put the frog on the ground and told it to jump. The frog jumped four feet. |
| 18:53.55 | mindjuju | So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "Frog with four feet, jumps four feet." |
| 18:54.07 | mindjuju | So the scientist cut off one of one of the frogs legs. The scientist told the frog to jump. Frog jumped three feet. So the scientist wrote in his note book, "Frog with three feet, jumps three feet." |
| 18:54.18 | mindjuju | So the scientist cut of another leg. He told the frog to jump. The frog jumped two feet. So the scientist wrote in his notebook "Frog with two feet, jumps two feet." |
| 18:54.32 | mindjuju | The scientist cut off one more leg. He told the frog to jump. Frog jumped one foot. So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "Frog with one foot, jumps one foot." |
| 18:54.50 | mindjuju | So the scientist cut off his last leg. |
| 18:55.01 | mindjuju | "He said, "Frog jump. Frog jump. FROG JUMP!" |
| 18:55.21 | mindjuju | So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "Frog with no feet, goes deaf." |
| 18:56.01 | timinator | How does Bill Gates change a light bulb? |
| 18:56.10 | mindjuju | how? |
| 18:56.22 | timinator | He doesn't. He calls a meeting & makes darkness the standard! |
| 18:56.37 | mindjuju | too funny! |
| 18:56.47 | mindjuju | macnewbold has something similar |
| 18:57.38 | mindjuju | the day that Microsoft stops sucking is the day that they make vacuum cleaners . something like that |
| 18:58.49 | timinator | LOL |
| 19:10.44 | SunSparc | mindjuju: wow, that is the perfect definition to describe the products they make. They look like real products and they are very prevelant but all they are is marketing hype. |
| 19:11.54 | Utah_Dave | mindjuju: so how do I go about getting my code? |
| 19:17.36 | mindjuju | PM sent |
| 19:35.23 | herlo | mindjuju: ping |
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| 19:47.31 | mgeary | The Beautiful South has got awesome lyrics |
| 19:49.17 | influx^^ | Beautiful as opposed to "Dirty"? |
| 19:49.38 | mgeary | ~wiki The_Beautiful_South |
| 19:51.03 | influx^^ | Ah. |
| 20:15.04 | Utah_Dave | mindjuju: so your presenting at the conference, huh? cool |
| 20:15.27 | herlo | Utah_Dave: its gonna be awesome. We now have over 160 people registered! |
| 20:17.02 | Utah_Dave | I'm registering right now |
| 20:17.10 | Utah_Dave | I got permission from my boss to go on company time |
| 20:17.39 | herlo | Utah_Dave: did you get permission to go on Company money? |
| 20:20.07 | Utah_Dave | I'm not sure if they're going to reimburse me for the conference fee |
| 20:20.34 | Utah_Dave | there, now I'm registered. The schedule looks really cool |
| 20:21.38 | Utah_Dave | herlo: it said the keynote was sold out. Does that mean I don't get to go to that, or just that you can't sign up for just the keynote? |
| 20:22.19 | herlo | Utah_Dave: you are on a waiting list. We only have 140 seats available for it. We're working on closed captioning/streaming video as an alternative |
| 20:23.00 | herlo | Utah_Dave: if we can, I'd like to have *everybody* be able to come to *everything* they want |
| 20:24.32 | Utah_Dave | cool |
| 20:29.06 | herlo | ~apb mindjuju |
| 20:29.07 | jbot | ACTION calls Tim to spray mace at mindjuju |
| 20:34.47 | bradym | ~rlart |
| 20:34.48 | jbot | squeezes SunSparc till SunSparc turns blue like papa smurf |
| 20:35.22 | SunSparc | Smurf that! |
| 20:44.11 | brasto | herlo, to have *everybody* go to everything, if things keep going the way they are (which is a good thing), you'll need to have meetings in football stadiums... |
| 20:45.07 | orsonj | oh, great! pandora is playing me a lulaby |
| 20:45.24 | brasto | mgeary, going to work now, let's chat after I get there. |
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| 20:47.23 | herlo | I think what brasto said is quite an ideal. I'd love to have *everyone* come to the conference and *everyone* get to see all the cool stuff going on. I can't wait until we have enough people to fill a small stadium. We'll do a bees game then! :) |
| 20:47.44 | herlo | ~unlart bradym |
| 20:47.45 | jbot | ACTION whallops Jayce^ just for being the PLUG president |
| 20:47.55 | SunSparc | Or a Real game. +) |
| 20:48.06 | mindjuju | SYN herlo |
| 20:48.20 | mgeary | "unlart" ? |
| 20:48.23 | mgeary | ~unlart herlo |
| 20:48.24 | jbot | ACTION whallops Jayce^ just for being the PLUG president |
| 20:48.28 | mgeary | heh |
| 20:48.29 | mgeary | ah |
| 20:48.33 | mgeary | ~literal unlart |
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| 20:48.42 | herlo | jbot: no, unlart $1 is <action> whallops $who for thinking of the idea |
| 20:48.43 | jbot | okay, herlo |
| 20:48.48 | herlo | ~unlart mgeary |
| 20:48.49 | jbot | ACTION whallops herlo for thinking of the idea |
| 20:48.53 | mgeary | hahhaah |
| 20:48.59 | herlo | mindjuju: you need to register as a speaker man! |
| 20:49.07 | herlo | do it today! |
| 20:49.32 | herlo | ~lart fernplant |
| 20:49.33 | jbot | makes a balloon animal out of fernplant |
| 20:49.43 | herlo | I love the tab key |
| 20:49.44 | fernplant | nobody here but us ferns! |
| 20:49.51 | herlo | ~lart fernplant |
| 20:49.51 | jbot | blasts fernplant to oblivion with a kamehameha wave |
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| 20:50.14 | fernplant | the ferns last heard though that mindjuju planned to register today -- without fail! |
| 20:50.17 | herlo | ~lart fernplant |
| 20:50.17 | jbot | tries to shut fernplant up |
| 20:50.28 | herlo | ~lart fernplant |
| 20:50.28 | jbot | farts in fernplant's general direction |
| 20:50.53 | herlo | ~lart Tim |
| 20:50.53 | jbot | pours hot grits down the front of Tim's pants |
| 20:51.01 | timinator | ouch |
| 20:51.10 | timinator | ~flip herlo |
| 20:51.11 | jbot | ACTION gives herlo the .|.. ..|. |
| 20:51.25 | herlo | whereever he goes |
| 20:51.35 | herlo | ~beat timinator |
| 20:51.36 | jbot | ACTION relentlessly beats timinator over the head with a Louisville Slugger |
| 20:51.48 | herlo | ~travolta TimTheShruber |
| 20:51.48 | jbot | ACTION replaces TimTheShruber with several craters in a multi-colored display of superior fire power |
| 20:52.20 | TimTheShruber | whoops, a misspell |
| 20:52.52 | TimTheShrubber | I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies. |
| 20:52.59 | TimTheShrubber | whoops! i thought it was tim |
| 20:53.03 | herlo | ~travolta TimTheShrubber |
| 20:53.04 | jbot | ACTION replaces TimTheShrubber with several craters in a multi-colored display of superior fire power |
| 20:53.30 | RogerTheShrubber | i arrange, design and sell shrubberies |
| 20:53.40 | herlo | ~sell RogerTheShrubber |
| 20:53.47 | RogerTheShrubber | me looks at herlo and says Ni! |
| 20:54.07 | timinator | LOL |
| 20:54.29 | herlo | jbot: sell $1 is <action> sells $1 to the lowest bidder for -$2,000 |
| 20:54.30 | jbot | herlo: okay |
| 20:54.34 | herlo | ~sell RogerTheShrubber |
| 20:54.35 | jbot | ACTION sells RogerTheShrubber to the lowest bidder for -$2,000 |
| 20:54.55 | RogerTheShrubber | that means you're giving me to somebody and you're paying them 2k to take me? |
| 20:55.27 | herlo | jbot: no, sell $1 is <action> gives $1 to the nearest poor soul and pays them a quid. |
| 20:55.28 | jbot | okay, herlo |
| 20:55.31 | herlo | ~sell RogerTheShrubber |
| 20:55.32 | jbot | ACTION gives RogerTheShrubber to the nearest poor soul and pays them a quid. |
| 20:55.54 | timinator | what am I going to do with a RogerTheShrubber?!?! |
| 20:55.57 | herlo | jbot: no, sell $1 is <action> gives $1 to the nearest poor soul and pays them a quid. jbot runs away. |
| 20:55.57 | jbot | herlo: okay |
| 20:56.00 | herlo | ~sell RogerTheShrubber |
| 20:56.01 | jbot | ACTION gives RogerTheShrubber to the nearest poor soul and pays them a quid. jbot runs away. |
| 20:56.16 | RogerTheShrubber | ~tunafart herlo and his quid |
| 20:56.17 | jbot | ACTION eats a week-old tuna sandwich with relish and walks over to herlo and his quid, leg raised, to let 'em rip. |
| 20:56.24 | herlo | ~simpsons RogerTheShrubber |
| 20:56.25 | jbot | ACTION sends RogerTheShrubber chasing a rolling pink donut down the hill screaming, "its still good!, its still good!" |
| 20:56.34 | PoeticIntensity | wow.... must be Friday around here.... :) |
| 20:56.51 | herlo | ~monkey deadparrot |
| 20:56.52 | jbot | ACTION flings poo at deadparrot |
| 20:57.34 | deadparrot | for those of you unfamiliar with the dead parrot, look at this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H6DSoqZz_s |
| 21:05.51 | orsonj | mgeary is a late parrot |
| 21:06.18 | deadparrot | i love that one |
| 21:06.23 | deadparrot | MP is the absolute best |
| 21:14.26 | orsonj | ~late mindjuju |
| 21:14.26 | jbot | ACTION mindjuju is passed on. mindjuju is no more, has ceased to be, has expired and gone to meet its maker. mindjuju is a late mindjuju. mindjuju is a stiff, bereft of life, mindjuju rests in peace! |
| 21:16.32 | deadparrot | for those of you, driven to madness by the work week, watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leEsz9ci5XE |
| 21:18.50 | orsonj | ~late mindjuju |
| 21:18.50 | jbot | ACTION mindjuju is passed on. mindjuju is no more, has ceased to be, has expired and gone to meet its maker. mindjuju is a late mindjuju. mindjuju is a stiff, bereft of life, mindjuju rests in peace! If mindjuju hadn't been nailed in place mindjuju would be pushing up the dasies. mindjuju has run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. mindjuju is an ... |
| 21:20.03 | orsonj | ~late mindjuju |
| 21:20.04 | jbot | ACTION mindjuju is passed on, is no more, has ceased to be, has expired and gone to meet its maker. mindjuju is a late mindjuju, a stiff, bereft of life. mindjuju rests in peace! If mindjuju hadn't been nailed in place mindjuju would be pushing up the dasies. mindjuju has run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. mindjuju is an ex-mindjuju. |
| 21:20.07 | orsonj | better |
| 21:20.15 | deadparrot | that is good! |
| 21:21.16 | deadparrot | i've surely done similar stuff, how lucky am I nobody got it on tape -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GJOVPjhXMY |
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| 21:34.09 | timinator | LOL |
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| 21:46.05 | brasto | mgeary, forgot to sign into IM client - I'm in now |
| 21:46.11 | mgeary | heya |
| 21:46.13 | brasto | ~hplsbyufan |
| 21:46.14 | jbot | well, hplsbyufan is Brandon Stout's screen name on various IM protocols before "brasto". It stands for "Hopeless BYU Fan", not "Helpless" or "Hapless". Sort of like Ace Ventura's "Hopless Romantic" idea, the "Hopeless" part of "Hopless BYU Fan" refers to brasto, not to BYU. $this, because brasto can't help but love everything BYU. |
| 21:48.14 | herlo | brasto: your nick finally makes sense now... |
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| 22:15.34 | brasto | lol |
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| 23:04.57 | mgeary | i'm outta here folks. have a good weekend |
| 23:05.00 | mgeary | ~weekend |
| 23:05.00 | jbot | extra, extra, read all about it, weekend is something always too far away to be happy and passes to fast by when it is finally there. So it sucks too. |
| 23:05.09 | mgeary | gee, thanks |
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| 23:15.27 | SunSparc | Everyone, HAVE AN AWESOME WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 23:15.42 | timinator | I'm out too... later guys |
| 23:21.52 | brasto | ~seen macnewbold |
| 23:21.54 | jbot | macnewbold is currently on #flyspray (1d 8h 51m 9s) #utah (1d 8h 51m 9s) #uphpu (1d 8h 51m 9s). Has said a total of 34 messages. Is idling for 1d 3h 17m 18s, last said: 'cool. finishing school is definitely well worth the time and effort, especially once you're already through the first year or two.'. |
| 23:22.43 | brasto | macnewbold, Mac OS/Freebsd/MySQL knowledgeable one, are you about? |
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