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| 19:01.33 | thebigdog | you just have to invite him sometimes |
| 19:01.34 | mindjuju | sup jbot |
| 19:02.06 | thebigdog | ~welcome jbot |
| 19:02.07 | jbot | Howdy, jbot! |
| 19:02.48 | thebigdog | man i watched a killer doc on gatlin |
| 19:02.57 | napoleon | ~gatlin |
| 19:03.07 | thebigdog | gatlin guns |
| 19:03.12 | thebigdog | civil war |
| 19:03.13 | napoleon | ah |
| 19:03.17 | thebigdog | ~wiki gatlin |
| 19:03.58 | thebigdog | ~wiki richard j. gatling |
| 19:04.13 | napoleon | jbot, are we cool? |
| 19:05.46 | napoleon | jbot, come on, what choice did I have? |
| 19:05.55 | napoleon | don't ignore me |
| 19:05.58 | napoleon | can we at least talk? |
| 19:06.03 | KipCageFight | ~dance jbot |
| 19:06.04 | jbot | jbot, dance with me! Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' Elive, stayin' Elive |
| 19:06.23 | napoleon | he's mocking me |
| 19:07.39 | casadilla | well, jbot, even if we won't be friends again, I hope that you can forgive me |
| 19:07.46 | casadilla | I owe you |
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| 20:01.22 | mgeary | ~pinch wps |
| 20:01.24 | jbot | ACTION scuttles after wps, pinches him, and then scuttles away |
| 20:03.36 | mindjuju | scuttles? |
| 20:03.52 | mindjuju | was that a sea gull in Little Mermaid? |
| 20:12.45 | wps | ctm |
| 20:13.38 | wps | s/ctm/cth/ |
| 20:27.39 | dataw0lf | yes, but scuttles also refers to a type of movement. Think of a crab. |
| 20:29.17 | _psychic_ | ~wiki scuttle |
| 20:30.41 | dataw0lf | http://dictionary.reference.com/cite.html?qh=scuttle&ia=luna |
| 20:31.43 | mindjuju | i was just "joshing" dataw0lf |
| 20:32.10 | dataw0lf | RAWR |
| 20:32.45 | mindjuju | dataw0lf, did you hear that Lone_Wanderer is going to boot late August? |
| 20:34.02 | dataw0lf | :| |
| 20:34.07 | dataw0lf | cav scout? |
| 20:34.14 | mindjuju | he didn't say |
| 20:34.21 | mindjuju | do you have his email? |
| 20:34.26 | dataw0lf | yea |
| 20:35.10 | mindjuju | for a while there, when you disappeared (your eye accident), i thought you might have gone blackwater on us |
| 20:38.31 | dataw0lf | was thinking about it |
| 20:39.24 | mindjuju | yeah, you mentioned it on myspace |
| 20:39.29 | mindjuju | back a while ago |
| 20:39.44 | mindjuju | then suddenly, woosh, you were gone, but your comp was up |
| 20:39.56 | mindjuju | at least you were connected to IRC |
| 20:41.08 | mindjuju | is blackwater as cool as they say it is? |
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| 20:43.24 | dataw0lf | it's definitely good pay |
| 20:43.27 | mgeary | ~wiki blackwater |
| 20:43.52 | dataw0lf | mgeary: Blackwater Mercs |
| 20:44.08 | mgeary | subsidiary of KBR, no? |
| 20:44.47 | dataw0lf | I don't think it's a subsid, but there is definitely a relationship |
| 20:49.04 | _psychic_ | anyone here use ColdFusion? |
| 20:49.17 | mgeary | i did... about 8 years ago |
| 20:49.37 | _psychic_ | Is there a way in CF to grab the contents of a URL and print it out? |
| 20:49.45 | _psychic_ | I need someone to be able to verify a connection |
| 20:49.50 | mgeary | you mean do the equivalent of a GET? |
| 20:49.53 | mgeary | into a variable? |
| 20:49.58 | _psychic_ | yeah basically |
| 20:50.02 | _psychic_ | kinda like wget or curl can do |
| 20:50.19 | mgeary | i know that there is, because i did just that ages ago. scraped HTML content |
| 20:50.33 | mgeary | but i'd be hard-pressed to give you a line of code that could do it today :/ |
| 20:50.37 | mindjuju | _psychic_ by CF are you saying coldfusion, and by contents of URL are you talking about query string params? |
| 20:50.50 | mgeary | mindjuju: he's talking about the actual HTML data |
| 20:50.52 | _psychic_ | mindjuju: yes, and no - ineed the resultant page |
| 20:51.12 | mindjuju | oh |
| 20:51.21 | mindjuju | yeah, off hand, i think it is CFHTTP |
| 20:52.08 | _psychic_ | yeah |
| 20:52.11 | _psychic_ | that looks like it |
| 20:52.21 | mindjuju | yup, never had to use it, but heard it was there |
| 20:52.26 | _psychic_ | I'm handholding some CF dev so he can connect to our SOAP webservices. |
| 20:52.28 | mindjuju | i didn't know you did CF work |
| 20:52.36 | mindjuju | heh, that's funny |
| 20:52.40 | _psychic_ | no no no |
| 20:52.46 | _psychic_ | I don't like CF |
| 20:52.51 | _psychic_ | tag based syntax (yuck) |
| 20:52.55 | _psychic_ | java guts (yuck) |
| 20:52.59 | mindjuju | yeah, i remember you bad mouthing it a couple weeks back |
| 20:53.04 | _psychic_ | expensive server (yuck) |
| 20:53.20 | mindjuju | do the devs know that they can connect to your webservice using the CFadmin and that is suppose to make everything nice and pretty |
| 20:54.00 | mindjuju | or that dreamweaver connects directly to the wsdl and parses out the functions |
| 20:54.18 | _psychic_ | maybe not |
| 20:54.22 | _psychic_ | this dude is amazing |
| 20:54.34 | _psychic_ | one time he asked me to send him my JavaScript sources :) |
| 20:54.52 | _psychic_ | and he also thought this SOAP issue might be related to a firewall problem. .... :/ |
| 20:55.02 | mindjuju | wow |
| 20:55.39 | mindjuju | i just happened to finish writing my first web service using CF a couple days ago |
| 20:58.22 | dataw0lf | I'd tell you what I think of that, but you probably already know |
| 20:58.34 | _psychic_ | I think its ironic that the name of the technology is ColdFusion. |
| 20:58.57 | _psychic_ | dataw0lf is back |
| 20:59.05 | _psychic_ | seems like you were gone for a while there |
| 20:59.25 | dataw0lf | ya |
| 20:59.31 | _psychic_ | wb |
| 20:59.50 | dataw0lf | thanks |
| 21:00.10 | mindjuju | doesn't /w{4} pull out all numbers with 4 digits in it? |
| 21:00.10 | dataw0lf | zmcontrol stop; zmcontrol start |
| 21:00.17 | dataw0lf | blah |
| 21:00.21 | _psychic_ | \w |
| 21:00.28 | mindjuju | ugh, thx |
| 21:00.30 | _psychic_ | (pcre) |
| 21:25.54 | thebigdog | fungus, you around? |
| 21:26.26 | thebigdog | mindjuju, you around? |
| 21:26.53 | mindjuju | sup yo |
| 21:27.00 | thebigdog | do you remember you and fungus talking about pdf viewers for windows? |
| 21:27.29 | mindjuju | hmmm... not really |
| 21:27.29 | herlo | mindjuju: I never knew you had a glass eye? It looks so real!! |
| 21:27.39 | herlo | thebigdog: cutepdf? |
| 21:27.46 | thebigdog | is that a free one? |
| 21:27.52 | mindjuju | herlo, it's more an eye like maddog mooney or what ever that guys name is from harry potter |
| 21:28.08 | mindjuju | there is a couple of free readers for windows |
| 21:28.20 | herlo | mindjuju: I see, or is it like olhaod from Speaker for the dead? |
| 21:28.44 | bradym | thebigdog: for pdf viewers, there's foxitreader and sumatrapdf, both very good - sumatra is pretty similar to xpdf, and foxitreader is closer to adobe, but not as bloated |
| 21:29.01 | thebigdog | cool ty bradym |
| 21:29.08 | mindjuju | have heard good things about foxitreader |
| 21:29.39 | thebigdog | adobe is so bloated it is unreal |
| 21:29.45 | bradym | yeah, i use foxit quite often |
| 21:29.52 | thebigdog | ty all |
| 21:30.20 | mindjuju | yeah, adobe reader = 27mb |
| 21:30.27 | mindjuju | out of this world crazy |
| 21:30.39 | thebigdog | herlo, i hear ya on that one |
| 21:30.46 | thebigdog | i have to use it in my corp america |
| 21:30.55 | herlo | thebigdog: quit |
| 21:30.56 | herlo | :) |
| 21:31.06 | thebigdog | they pay me the little $$$ |
| 21:31.41 | thebigdog | new linkin park album sounds pretty good |
| 21:32.15 | bradym | nice, i've only heard "what I've done" so far -- big fan of that song :) |
| 21:32.30 | thebigdog | i hear some earlier albums though |
| 21:33.29 | thebigdog | mgeary, did you tell me to get acer monitor? |
| 21:33.35 | mgeary | yeah, probably so |
| 21:33.45 | thebigdog | ty...i'm lovin my new 22" |
| 21:33.48 | mgeary | nice |
| 21:33.49 | mgeary | yeah |
| 21:33.55 | thebigdog | got my new video card and it rocks |
| 21:33.59 | jsmith | thebigdog: Me too, but I'm loving my new .22 |
| 21:34.05 | thebigdog | lol |
| 21:34.27 | mgeary | jsmith: well, yeah, you're in Virginia. a .22 is good for those squirrel pies, eh? |
| 21:34.42 | mgeary | ...or do you just have roadkill? ;) |
| 21:34.48 | jsmith | mgeary: Ground hogs |
| 21:34.52 | dataw0lf | I think Utah may be just a weeeeeeeee bit more redneck than Virginia |
| 21:35.03 | mgeary | not redneck, hillbilly |
| 21:35.07 | jsmith | dataw0lf: You know, I might just agree with you... |
| 21:35.23 | mgeary | :D |
| 21:35.26 | dataw0lf | jsmith: if you do that, the universe will collapse in upon itself |
| 21:35.39 | jsmith | dataw0lf: I disagree! |
| 21:35.44 | dataw0lf | whew |
| 21:40.48 | mindjuju | ~yow |
| 21:42.34 | bradym | ~rlart |
| 21:42.40 | jbot | explains, ever so gently, that if Utah_Dave doesn't give the channel more information, they can't help |
| 21:43.10 | mindjuju | heh |
| 21:43.17 | mindjuju | jbot, give Utah_Dave a taco |
| 21:43.18 | jbot | ACTION gives a taco to Utah_Dave |
| 21:44.20 | mindjuju | jbot, give mgeary a dozen tacos |
| 21:44.21 | jbot | ACTION gives a dozen tacos to mgeary |
| 21:44.39 | mgeary | mmmmm |
| 21:50.10 | wps | oh… my… |
| 21:50.22 | mindjuju | don't be jealous |
| 21:50.40 | wps | I stop coming to the meetings and look what has happened to the group |
| 21:50.44 | bradym | ~lart mindjuju |
| 21:50.44 | jbot | pries mindjuju's back open with a screwdriver and flashes a new bootldr to mindjuju |
| 21:50.55 | bradym | lol - perfet, that should help |
| 21:50.59 | bradym | perfect* |
| 22:04.42 | dataw0lf | you guys ever run into any problems with webalizer where the index page is only showing a couple months back, even though it has all the data for however long back? As in, I can change the GET variables and see the older data, but it doesn't list it as an option on the main page |
| 22:04.54 | thebigdog | ~rlart |
| 22:04.55 | jbot | hooks into a hydrant and hoses cole_joplin down |
| 22:05.10 | jsmith | dataw0lf: Not since I kicked webalizer to the curb :-) |
| 22:05.20 | dataw0lf | jsmith: tell me about it |
| 22:06.12 | dataw0lf | mush! MUSH! |
| 22:07.33 | dataw0lf | jsmith: it's for someone I'm hosting |
| 22:07.41 | dataw0lf | I don't care for webalizer either, but they wanted it |
| 22:10.55 | mindjuju | me does not handle wallabies, just goes to see them off |
| 22:13.37 | timinator | mgeary: boy, what did you eat?!?! |
| 22:15.38 | mindjuju | black beans or pinto? |
| 22:15.44 | unum | I'm tired |
| 22:15.44 | mgeary | ~rlart mindjuju |
| 22:15.49 | unum | I still have an hour of work |
| 22:15.50 | mgeary | pinto |
| 22:15.59 | unum | I don't want to start on any of the tasks I have |
| 22:16.20 | mindjuju | hmmm... pintos pack a smell, but black packs volume |
| 22:16.37 | mgeary | i've decided i don't like Cafe Rio's pinto beans |
| 22:16.40 | timinator | regardless, timinator takes cover |
| 22:16.46 | unum | I think it's time to read snopes |
| 22:16.58 | mindjuju | snopes? |
| 22:17.04 | unum | snopes.com |
| 22:17.10 | mindjuju | yeah, i know |
| 22:17.15 | mindjuju | but that's usually for chain email |
| 22:17.25 | unum | I like to read the 'daily snopes' of odd nows stories |
| 22:17.25 | mindjuju | didn't know if you were saying you were going to snoops my comment on beans |
| 22:17.32 | mindjuju | ohhh.... |
| 22:17.34 | mindjuju | gotcha |
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