| 00:00.23 | mindjuju | anybody know a connection throttle program |
| 00:00.36 | mindjuju | for slowing a connection to simulate dial up or other connection speeds? |
| 00:01.22 | mgeary | mindjuju: for what OS? |
| 00:01.23 | mindjuju | win |
| 00:01.35 | mgeary | i use this-- it works on Mac & Win: |
| 00:01.36 | mgeary | http://xk72.com/charles/ |
| 00:01.37 | mgeary | i like it |
| 00:01.43 | mgeary | also does header examination, etc |
| 00:01.51 | mgeary | $50 |
| 00:02.55 | mindjuju | $50 bucks, that's cheap to have somebody's headers examined. I know several people here that need their headers examined |
| 00:03.19 | thebigdog | ~remove IE from all computers |
| 00:04.17 | mgeary | grr. this session thing is really starting to annoy |
| 00:04.29 | mgeary | it's going to be something stupid |
| 00:06.20 | mgeary | !! |
| 00:06.28 | mgeary | session.save_path has an empty value |
| 00:06.31 | mgeary | that'll do it |
| 00:06.36 | mgeary | but why it works in FF, i don't know |
| 00:17.03 | mgeary | " i don't get it, mindjuju. explain it to me" |
| 00:27.29 | mindjuju | well, i'm stressed out, i think it's time for a little joost |
| 00:33.11 | mgeary | good Lord, this thing has got me beat for now |
| 00:33.17 | mgeary | something really wanky is going on with my sessions |
| 00:33.20 | mgeary | i'm outta here |
| 00:33.22 | mgeary | !!$%@$%@$%@$%@ |
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| 00:34.41 | mgeary | i FREAKIN' found it!! |
| 00:34.43 | mgeary | holy cow |
| 00:35.04 | mgeary | you're all gonna laugh |
| 00:35.14 | mindjuju | what was it? |
| 00:35.55 | mgeary | so, because of some other sites on this server, i set up an ErrorDocument to have 404 errors simply redirect to index.php. I did this as a global setting 'cause i didn't see any harm |
| 00:36.20 | mgeary | i did this because we took on some new sites that had search engines linking to pages that didn't exist |
| 00:36.54 | mgeary | well, in *this* app, the index.php page reinitializes the session for the app. basically, if you hit the home page, you get logged out. now, so far, that's all okay... |
| 00:36.58 | mgeary | anyone want to guess it from here? |
| 00:37.19 | mgeary | the site doesn't have a FAVICON, and so it was returning a 404, which was hitting index.php which was killing the session |
| 00:37.21 | mgeary | holy Hannah |
| 00:37.42 | mgeary | i'm going to go home and beat myself with a rose bush |
| 00:38.28 | mgeary | and Firefox wasn't re-requesting a favicon with every page, which is why it was working in FF |
| 00:38.47 | mindjuju | ~seen timriker |
| 00:39.47 | jbot | timriker <n=timr@pdpc/supporter/bronze/TimRiker> was last seen on IRC in channel #bzflag, 2h 15m 30s ago, saying: 'trepan's emails addy is bouncing.'. |
| 00:39.48 | mgeary | anyway. later |
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| 01:58.58 | mindjuju | anybody around? |
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| 03:35.09 | mindjuju | anybody around? |
| 03:40.20 | bradym | kinda ;) |
| 03:40.43 | mindjuju | coolio! have you ever worked with SCORM ? |
| 03:41.37 | bradym | nope, sorry |
| 03:41.44 | mindjuju | no worries |
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| 14:12.26 | drip | ~lart timinator |
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| 14:47.00 | timinator | ~lart drip |
| 14:47.00 | jbot | blames drip for all the evil in the world |
| 14:47.16 | timinator | LOL |
| 14:52.09 | Ritter | g'morning all |
| 14:56.38 | drip | I didn't realize jbot was so knowledgeable |
| 14:56.41 | drip | lol |
| 15:04.16 | Utah_Dave | thebigdog: You know that problem I was having with eclipse a while back? |
| 15:04.25 | thebigdog | yeah |
| 15:04.33 | Utah_Dave | I did what you said and uninstalled eclipse and just got the download from the eclipse site |
| 15:04.39 | Utah_Dave | and I get the same error |
| 15:04.45 | Utah_Dave | really weird |
| 15:04.59 | thebigdog | what is the error again? |
| 15:05.33 | Utah_Dave | "An error has occurred. See error log for more details." |
| 15:05.44 | thebigdog | what is it you are trying to do? |
| 15:05.50 | Utah_Dave | That's what I get when double-clicking on a php file on the left pane |
| 15:05.57 | Utah_Dave | trying to open it |
| 15:06.12 | thebigdog | what plugin are you using? |
| 15:06.18 | Utah_Dave | Oh, I just got called into an impromptu meeting with my boss |
| 15:06.23 | Utah_Dave | The phpeclipse plugin |
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| 15:06.38 | Utah_Dave | I'll be back in a little while |
| 15:06.39 | thebigdog | what version of eclipse? |
| 15:06.41 | thebigdog | k |
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| 15:36.44 | mgeary | morning |
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| 15:53.16 | mgeary | can anyone here hit http://www.darwinports.com/ ? |
| 15:53.56 | wps | nope |
| 15:54.02 | wps | not I |
| 15:54.07 | mgeary | k |
| 15:54.15 | mgeary | figures |
| 16:14.49 | Ritter | looks like that host/server is down |
| 16:14.55 | Ritter | dns et al resolves |
| 16:15.21 | Ritter | getting a ping response from servers in the same block |
| 16:18.25 | thebigdog | ok div tags in ie suck |
| 16:18.49 | thebigdog | or the dom model in ie sucks |
| 16:18.58 | thebigdog | oh wait...ie just sucks |
| 16:19.24 | drip | amen |
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| 16:25.41 | thebigdog | what a piece of crap |
| 16:25.41 | thebigdog | so i have been messing with a div tag in IE |
| 16:25.42 | thebigdog | i finally figured out that i can only get it to work if i set the css style via javascript style |
| 16:25.42 | thebigdog | i cant even set it with dom |
| 16:25.42 | thebigdog | ~crap IE |
| 16:26.51 | mindjuju | what are you trying to do with a div? |
| 16:28.17 | thebigdog | just add some basic style |
| 16:28.32 | thebigdog | like: padding, overflow, background color and events |
| 16:28.38 | thebigdog | width and height |
| 16:31.35 | thebigdog | i wonder if it has to do with how i call the styles |
| 16:31.52 | thebigdog | i was using 3 methods and i wonder if each one overwrites the other |
| 16:31.58 | thebigdog | clears it out |
| 16:32.11 | thebigdog | if it does that is poopy |
| 16:32.15 | mindjuju | so this doesn't work? <div style="background:#CCCC99; padding: 10px; overflow:hidden; width: 500px; height:500px;">Content for New Div Tag Goes Here</div> |
| 16:32.29 | thebigdog | it works if i did it that way |
| 16:32.43 | mindjuju | so, yeah, next step, put it in a CSS file |
| 16:32.45 | thebigdog | i use javascript to create it all for me |
| 16:32.49 | mindjuju | oh |
| 16:33.01 | thebigdog | var ndiv = document.createElement("div"); |
| 16:33.18 | thebigdog | then i used some different methods to add the style |
| 16:33.33 | thebigdog | like this: ndiv.style.height = "18px"; |
| 16:33.51 | thebigdog | or this: ndiv.setAttribute("class", "icon"); |
| 16:34.13 | thebigdog | or this: ndiv.setAttribute("style", "width: 18px"); |
| 16:34.25 | thebigdog | i had a mixture of them |
| 16:34.48 | thebigdog | which i think is the problem |
| 16:35.00 | thebigdog | i would set the class first with style from a file |
| 16:35.11 | thebigdog | then i would add the generated stuff after that |
| 16:35.23 | thebigdog | and it wouldnt pick up the class styles |
| 16:35.45 | mindjuju | i just wondered about that |
| 16:37.02 | mindjuju | thebigdog , i just found something |
| 16:37.11 | mindjuju | newdiv.style.width = 300; |
| 16:37.20 | mindjuju | newdiv.style.height = 300; |
| 16:37.30 | mindjuju | here's the page |
| 16:37.30 | mindjuju | http://wiki.ittoolbox.com/index.php/Code:Dynamically_Creating_a_Div_in_Javascript |
| 16:37.39 | thebigdog | those dont work |
| 16:38.15 | thebigdog | ff has issues with that |
| 16:38.32 | thebigdog | but if you do "300px" you are good in both browsers |
| 16:38.37 | tierra | I've had problems getting 'overflow' to work in IE in the past... :( |
| 16:38.49 | thebigdog | oh tierra let us not start on that |
| 16:38.56 | tierra | heh |
| 16:39.07 | thebigdog | that is the other side of the coin |
| 16:39.35 | mindjuju | so thebigdog |
| 16:39.43 | PoeticIntensity | hey guys..... now that we're on the whole CSS issue.... :) |
| 16:39.53 | PoeticIntensity | when is it appropriate to use tables? |
| 16:39.54 | mindjuju | why not just put the div in the HTML and hide it |
| 16:39.57 | herlo | ~rlart |
| 16:39.59 | jbot | slaps _psychic_ upside the head with a wet fish |
| 16:40.05 | mindjuju | then on your javascript event make it appear |
| 16:40.11 | PoeticIntensity | my question comes from having to create a "create new user" panel... |
| 16:40.14 | thebigdog | mindjuju, cause it is all dealing with openlayers |
| 16:40.29 | thebigdog | so they create the basic div for me and i add stuff to it |
| 16:40.33 | PoeticIntensity | with a bunch of one-line text (username) followed by an input field. |
| 16:40.50 | PoeticIntensity | how would you do that with divs? |
| 16:41.00 | PoeticIntensity | and keep em' lined up.... and all pretty 'n' junk... :) |
| 16:41.12 | PoeticIntensity | does that make sense? |
| 16:41.21 | thebigdog | yeah |
| 16:41.28 | thebigdog | find a website you like and cutnpaste |
| 16:41.31 | PoeticIntensity | (sorry for butting in.... I didn't realize the conversation was still continuing) |
| 16:41.33 | thebigdog | easy as pie |
| 16:41.40 | PoeticIntensity | right.... all of em' use tables, that I know of. |
| 16:41.49 | thebigdog | i use div on mine |
| 16:41.52 | PoeticIntensity | maybe using tables for that is ...... correct practice... ? |
| 16:41.56 | PoeticIntensity | mind if I take a gander? |
| 16:42.01 | PoeticIntensity | link? |
| 16:42.04 | thebigdog | i have the container div and then individual divs for each item |
| 16:42.12 | PoeticIntensity | k |
| 16:42.27 | PoeticIntensity | I tried that.... and the divs are block-level... |
| 16:42.30 | PoeticIntensity | so it goes to a new line. |
| 16:42.32 | Utah_Dave | http://developer.mozilla.org/en/docs/Promote_MDC |
| 16:42.43 | thebigdog | eyah you go to float them |
| 16:42.45 | PoeticIntensity | I want like..... |
| 16:42.47 | Utah_Dave | that logo is funny |
| 16:42.51 | thebigdog | or position them |
| 16:42.52 | PoeticIntensity | username <input> |
| 16:42.55 | PoeticIntensity | bah... |
| 16:43.10 | PoeticIntensity | relative or absolute? |
| 16:43.19 | PoeticIntensity | because I don't understand relative much.... :-\ |
| 16:43.28 | PoeticIntensity | and floating is an entirely new concept for me, too. |
| 16:43.38 | PoeticIntensity | I'm just now weening myself from exclusive use of tables for design. |
| 16:43.44 | PoeticIntensity | I got pretty good at it... so it's tough. |
| 16:44.05 | PoeticIntensity | LOL |
| 16:44.14 | PoeticIntensity | "I'll show you something that floats..." |
| 16:44.18 | drip | wps: eat more chocolate |
| 16:44.19 | drip | lol |
| 16:44.32 | wps | it's Hot Tamales for me |
| 16:44.45 | PoeticIntensity | where's your website, thebigdog? Mind if I take a look at your divs? |
| 16:44.58 | wps | wow… that's a pretty personal question |
| 16:45.13 | PoeticIntensity | LOL |
| 16:45.15 | PoeticIntensity | nice. |
| 16:45.23 | mindjuju | hey wps, got a moment for a quick CSS question? |
| 16:45.26 | PoeticIntensity | Kinda felt that one coming. |
| 16:45.39 | wps | sure |
| 16:46.20 | mindjuju | windows has a setting for the monitors that allow a person to choose 90 dpi for normal display or 120dpi for larger fonts |
| 16:46.27 | thebigdog | PoeticIntensity, it is not live i still working on it |
| 16:46.30 | mindjuju | it's messing up how my website looks |
| 16:46.35 | mindjuju | have you found a way around it? |
| 16:46.36 | PoeticIntensity | thebigdog, poop. |
| 16:46.45 | thebigdog | but it should be live soon |
| 16:46.52 | thebigdog | atleast that is what im told |
| 16:46.56 | wps | uh… I don't know anything about that |
| 16:46.57 | wps | sorry |
| 16:47.07 | PoeticIntensity | thebigdog, as soon as I get the whole "floating" concept down, it'll solve a lot of design problems I'm having trying to get away from tables... |
| 16:47.07 | wps | I don't know how you could either |
| 16:47.11 | wps | since that is a user set setting |
| 16:47.27 | thebigdog | PoeticIntensity, tables are good for tabular data too |
| 16:47.34 | PoeticIntensity | yup. |
| 16:47.42 | thebigdog | tables can be good if you dont over style them |
| 16:47.45 | wps | and for eating dinner around |
| 16:47.45 | PoeticIntensity | I'm trying to find the line of where I should use tables, and where I should use CSS. |
| 16:48.00 | PoeticIntensity | I'm used to using tables 100% for pretty much all design. |
| 16:48.08 | wps | use tables for displaying tabular content and not for layout |
| 16:48.08 | PoeticIntensity | and I don't like it. |
| 16:48.54 | PoeticIntensity | this would definitely fall under "layout". |
| 16:49.00 | PoeticIntensity | grrr.... |
| 16:49.38 | wps | the first place to start is to think of the page in layers… things overlapping… opposed to sliced pieced fitting into cells |
| 16:49.48 | wps | s/pieced/pieces/ |
| 16:51.17 | mgeary | what ftp server do you folks use? I like proftpd because i can set up users in MySQL, but i'm interested in hearing other arguments |
| 16:51.28 | wps | eek |
| 16:51.32 | wps | stay away from FTP |
| 16:51.35 | wps | don't support it |
| 16:51.37 | wps | don't use it |
| 16:51.39 | mgeary | heh |
| 16:51.42 | mgeary | that'd be nice |
| 16:51.44 | wps | SFTP man |
| 16:51.46 | wps | come on |
| 16:52.03 | wps | and use SCPonly if you don't want users to have a shell |
| 16:52.05 | mgeary | here's my argument against sftp. i don't want to have to make *real* unix users for every file transfer user |
| 16:52.11 | wps | you don't have to |
| 16:52.15 | mgeary | do tell |
| 16:52.35 | wps | http://sublimation.org/scponly/wiki/index.php/Main_Page |
| 16:53.01 | thebigdog | mgeary i use proftp in linux and vsftpd |
| 16:53.14 | wps | I've used SCPonly and it works great |
| 16:53.20 | wps | that's how I give clients access |
| 16:53.22 | PoeticIntensity | I'm a fan of proftp, but I agree with wps, don't use FTP if at all possible. |
| 16:53.34 | wps | …and require them to use an SFTP/SCP client |
| 16:53.46 | PoeticIntensity | winscp is great. |
| 16:53.51 | wps | yup |
| 16:53.53 | PoeticIntensity | if you're into the whole "windows" thing. :) |
| 16:54.02 | wps | right |
| 16:54.12 | mgeary | does scponly run on OS X? |
| 16:54.23 | mgeary | and how do you create users and give them a root directory? |
| 16:54.50 | wps | I don't remember the command off the top of my head, but it's in the documentation |
| 16:55.06 | mgeary | does it use a database? or config file(s)? or...? |
| 16:55.18 | wps | no database |
| 16:55.55 | mgeary | so ultimately your users are in some sort of a config file |
| 16:57.30 | wps | I think that they are unix users, but they just have a different shell |
| 16:57.31 | wps | actually |
| 16:57.35 | mgeary | ick |
| 16:57.40 | mgeary | see, that's what i don't want |
| 16:57.42 | wps | "access to remote users to both read and write local files without providing any remote execution priviledges" |
| 16:58.15 | wps | they don't have to have a home dir though |
| 16:58.43 | wps | so they aren't in /home/ |
| 16:58.58 | wps | but they are in /etc/passwd |
| 17:00.17 | mgeary | yeah |
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| 17:03.45 | mindjuju | that reminds me of something funny i did |
| 17:04.13 | mindjuju | i had a coworker abuse the FTP server, so i limited his up and down speed to 2k |
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| 17:06.21 | beandog | so you hooked him up with DSL? |
| 17:06.54 | beandog | Lone_Wanderer_: ping |
| 17:10.13 | mindjuju | i've got to go to the dmv today |
| 17:10.29 | Lone_Wanderer_ | beandog: just walked in |
| 17:10.48 | beandog | hokay. |
| 17:10.50 | beandog | hop on IM :) |
| 17:15.12 | wps | I hate the DMV |
| 17:15.15 | wps | I actually want to go though |
| 17:15.19 | wps | my photo is awful |
| 17:15.26 | wps | I have changed much since it was taken |
| 17:15.33 | wps | I'm going shed shopping today though |
| 17:17.08 | mindjuju | hey, if ya'll had the choice to go to West Valley or Orem, which would ya'll go to? |
| 17:17.16 | wps | Orem |
| 17:17.18 | mindjuju | isn't west valley where all the crime is supposedly? |
| 17:17.21 | wps | yup |
| 17:17.25 | wps | west valley is the hood |
| 17:17.33 | mindjuju | guess i'm headed to Orem today! |
| 17:21.33 | beandog | mindjuju: for what? |
| 17:21.46 | beandog | oh, DMV? |
| 17:21.49 | beandog | Go to the one in West Jordan |
| 17:21.52 | beandog | It is *super* streamlined |
| 17:21.56 | beandog | youll be in and out in no time. |
| 17:22.08 | Lone_Wanderer_ | ~lart beandog |
| 17:22.08 | jbot | beats beandog severely about the head and shoulders with a rubber chicken |
| 17:22.11 | beandog | 104th south and Redwood |
| 17:22.15 | Lone_Wanderer_ | Where were you a few months ago? |
| 17:22.21 | beandog | West Jordan. |
| 17:22.26 | Lone_Wanderer_ | :p |
| 17:22.40 | beandog | I really hate my apartment, btw. I gotta move. |
| 17:24.36 | Lone_Wanderer_ | Where do you live? |
| 17:28.33 | beandog | SLC, by Liberty Park |
| 17:28.48 | PoeticIntensity | I've been to that DMV. |
| 17:28.50 | PoeticIntensity | I was there 45 minutes. |
| 17:29.52 | beandog | Hmm. |
| 17:29.58 | beandog | I just register by mail now |
| 17:30.02 | beandog | I havent been to the DMV in years. |
| 17:30.08 | PoeticIntensity | which is *much* more streamlined than other places I've been to. |
| 17:31.53 | beandog | yah |
| 17:36.57 | tierra | so apparently you can't use associative array keys with whitespace in them with Smarty... that's slightly annoying |
| 17:39.24 | tierra | I usually have good luck with the (still somewhat new) DMV in South Jordan, and if it's just a simple renewal, the Sandy Express DMV isn't usually bad either |
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| 19:06.13 | wps | Simple Plan sucks |
| 19:06.38 | wps | so does Bowling for Soup |
| 19:07.27 | PoeticIntensity | all the wanna be screamin' teeny bands are kinda conformist, if ya ask me. |
| 19:07.41 | PoeticIntensity | Blink 182 wannabes. |
| 19:07.59 | wps | take that |
| 19:08.03 | PoeticIntensity | buyah! |
| 19:08.12 | PoeticIntensity | man.... I *cannot* concentrate today. |
| 19:08.13 | wps | s/smarty/smart/ |
| 19:08.25 | wps | boy I hear that |
| 19:08.29 | wps | I haven't gotten anything done today |
| 19:08.33 | PoeticIntensity | Friday is my last day here... |
| 19:08.40 | PoeticIntensity | seriously mixed feelings about leaving. |
| 19:08.46 | wps | ah, yes, that's right |
| 19:08.54 | PoeticIntensity | craziness... |
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| 19:08.57 | wps | it's pretty hard to get anything done once you've "two-weeked" |
| 19:09.04 | PoeticIntensity | all the people I've grown to respect are takin' me to lunch 'n' crap... |
| 19:09.13 | PoeticIntensity | I don't wanna leave.... |
| 19:09.37 | PoeticIntensity | anyone know of any cloning technology? |
| 19:09.42 | wps | here: http://www.artezen.com/shop/images/img_l_tissue_66653.jpg |
| 19:09.43 | PoeticIntensity | I'd like to do both. |
| 19:10.01 | PoeticIntensity | you're a pal, wps. :) |
| 19:11.16 | wps | what'll this do to your commute? |
| 19:11.24 | PoeticIntensity | I can ride my bike to work. |
| 19:11.25 | wps | shave off twenty minute or so? |
| 19:11.27 | PoeticIntensity | yup. |
| 19:11.32 | wps | that's awesome |
| 19:11.37 | wps | close enough to go home for lunch? |
| 19:11.37 | PoeticIntensity | a bit less than 2K saved on gas per year. |
| 19:11.44 | wps | dang |
| 19:11.49 | wps | I would love to be able to go home for lunch |
| 19:11.53 | PoeticIntensity | it's about 2-3 minutes driving. |
| 19:11.55 | PoeticIntensity | me too. |
| 19:11.56 | PoeticIntensity | :) |
| 19:12.48 | wps | my wife came and brought lunch the other day and we went across the street and ate in the shade of a tree |
| 19:12.48 | wps | it was so nice |
| 19:12.49 | PoeticIntensity | yeah.... I hear ya there. |
| 19:12.53 | PoeticIntensity | we do that once in awhile, too. |
| 19:22.12 | mgeary | hey, someone here tipped me off to the javascript sorter tool standardista-table-sorting. who was that? |
| 19:22.37 | jsmith | Wasn't me. |
| 19:22.44 | jsmith | I do my sorting in DHTML |
| 19:23.02 | mgeary | c'mon now, don't be shy. anyone here use it? It's really pretty nice, but i've got a question |
| 19:23.42 | mgeary | (it doesn't recognize m/d/y format for sorting properly) |
| 19:24.33 | mgeary | though, you know, i'd like to smack the person who thought that m/d/y was a logical way to present a date format |
| 19:24.48 | mgeary | it's become so entrenched, though, that people just can't deal with y/m/d or d/m/y |
| 19:25.02 | jsmith | We should all count in Julian dates anyway... |
| 19:29.05 | mgeary | ~lart Colloquy's crappy "indexing" capabilities |
| 19:29.05 | jbot | beats the living hamstercrap out of Colloquy's crappy "indexing" capabilities |
| 20:03.57 | beandog | hamstercrap :) |
| 20:05.43 | herlo | ~hamstercrap beandog |
| 20:05.49 | herlo | ~hamster beandog |
| 20:05.51 | jbot | ACTION commands his army of hamsters to attack beandog |
| 20:05.58 | herlo | ~crap beandog |
| 20:08.14 | beandog | :) |
| 20:10.32 | herlo | ~beat beandog |
| 20:10.47 | jbot | ACTION relentlessly beats beandog over the head with a Louisville Slugger |
| 20:10.47 | herlo | beandog: you are just my testing fodder |
| 20:11.05 | herlo | until I find that hamstercrap comment... |
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| 20:28.39 | macnewbold | herlo: the hamstercrap is in lart - I don't know if it has its own yet, but you could teach it hamstercrap if you wanted |
| 20:29.03 | wps | welcome back, macnewbold |
| 20:29.19 | macnewbold | thanks |
| 20:29.26 | macnewbold | I'm in and out of the office a lot these days |
| 20:29.30 | herlo | macnewbold: I know, but I thought maybe it had its own, tx |
| 20:29.31 | macnewbold | so not paying attention in IRC as much |
| 20:29.37 | wps | oh? |
| 20:29.46 | wps | trading in your keyboard for a plaid tie? |
| 20:30.06 | macnewbold | jbot: hamstercrap $1 is <action> beats the living hamstercrap out of $1 |
| 20:30.37 | jbot | macnewbold: okay |
| 20:30.39 | mgeary | mindjuju: ping |
| 20:30.39 | macnewbold | ~hamstercrap herlo with a paintball gun |
| 20:30.49 | jbot | ACTION beats the living hamstercrap out of herlo with a paintball gun |
| 20:30.49 | macnewbold | wps: not quite, but something like that |
| 20:30.49 | mgeary | macnewbold: gonna get acquired? |
| 20:30.53 | herlo | macnewbold: gee thanx |
| 20:30.53 | macnewbold | in large part it's that my wife is pregnant, so I'm working from home more and helping her |
| 20:30.53 | timinator | denial |
| 20:30.54 | macnewbold | sweet, it worked |
| 20:31.03 | macnewbold | very slowly, but it worked |
| 20:31.04 | wps | ah |
| 20:31.16 | herlo | macnewbold: you know that is just gonna get me to teach jbot other things right? |
| 20:32.13 | herlo | jbot: macnewbold is $1 is <action> wallops $1 with a flip-flop |
| 20:32.17 | jbot | ACTION jiggles is $1 is <action> wallops $1 with a flip-flop's network cable. |
| 20:32.17 | herlo | ~macnewbold macnewbold |
| 20:32.19 | jbot | ACTION jiggles macnewbold's network cable. |
| 20:33.25 | herlo | jbot: no, macnewbold is $1 is <action> wallops $1 with a flip-flop |
| 20:33.33 | jbot | cannot alter locked factoids, herlo |
| 20:33.33 | macnewbold | ~shakespeare herlo |
| 20:33.40 | jbot | ACTION stands up and quotes Shakespeare: herlo - Thou impertinent elf-skinned scullian! |
| 20:33.40 | herlo | jbot: no, macnewbold $1 is <action> wallops $1 with a flip-flop |
| 20:33.42 | jbot | herlo: okay |
| 20:33.42 | macnewbold | ~frenchassault herlo |
| 20:33.45 | jbot | ACTION summons the french taunter! herlo is an English bedwetting type! herlo, I burst my pimples at you... You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a! |
| 20:33.45 | macnewbold | ~lart herlo |
| 20:33.45 | jbot | nukes herlo with a single large nuke |
| 20:33.45 | macnewbold | ~insult herlo |
| 20:33.45 | herlo | ~herlo macnewbold |
| 20:33.50 | jbot | ACTION pokes macnewbold with a sharp needle. |
| 20:33.50 | macnewbold | ~curse herlo |
| 20:33.55 | jbot | May you be reincarnated as a Windows XP administrator, herlo ! |
| 20:33.55 | macnewbold | ~bdhit herlo |
| 20:33.58 | jbot | ACTION launches the Knee of the Crippled Roosters and smiles at herlo's pain |
| 20:33.58 | macnewbold | ~dwhit herlo |
| 20:34.01 | jbot | ACTION leaps to Sunrise Claw of the Cruel Snake on herlo |
| 20:34.09 | jsmith | ~zap herlo |
| 20:34.15 | jbot | ACTION takes out a cattle prod and gives herlo a good jolt. |
| 20:34.15 | herlo | jbot: u suck |
| 20:34.19 | jbot | i'm just here to thwart ibot's puny efforts |
| 20:34.19 | fungus | ~macnewbold herlo |
| 20:34.22 | jbot | ACTION wallops herlo with a flip-flop |
| 20:34.29 | thebigdog | so he comes back and start this again |
| 20:34.29 | *** topic/#UPHPU by wps -> UPHPU RPG |
| 20:34.37 | herlo | ~macnewbold fungus |
| 20:34.38 | jbot | ACTION wallops fungus with a flip-flop |
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| 20:36.51 | macnewbold | everybody knows that I don't call them flip-flops, and insist on calling them thongs at appropriate comedically-timed moments |
| 20:37.09 | macnewbold | anyway, I'm out for a bit, see y'all later |
| 20:37.16 | macnewbold | ~hug herlo for me, jbot |
| 20:37.18 | jbot | ACTION hugs herlo for me, jbot tightly until herlo for me, jbot turns slightly blue |
| 20:37.18 | fungus | ~herlo herlo |
| 20:37.19 | jbot | ACTION flails his hands about herlo trying to cause pain |
| 20:43.47 | herlo | ~block macnewbold |
| 20:43.56 | jbot | jumps in front of macnewbold and prevents any more damage from being done to all the victims in the channel |
| 20:45.05 | herlo | wps: nice topic |
| 20:45.47 | herlo | jbot: no, herlo $1 is <action> pokes $i in the eye with a sharp needle |
| 20:45.49 | jbot | okay, herlo |
| 20:46.01 | herlo | ~herlo unum_ |
| 20:46.03 | jbot | ACTION pokes $i in the eye with a sharp needle |
| 20:46.10 | herlo | jbot: no, herlo $1 is <action> pokes $1 in the eye with a sharp needle |
| 20:46.11 | jbot | okay, herlo |
| 20:46.20 | herlo | ~herlo Utah_Dave |
| 20:46.21 | jbot | ACTION pokes Utah_Dave in the eye with a sharp needle |
| 20:46.23 | jsmith | ~herlo herlo |
| 20:46.25 | jbot | ACTION pokes herlo in the eye with a sharp needle |
| 20:46.30 | herlo | ~herlo jsmith |
| 20:46.32 | jbot | ACTION pokes jsmith in the eye with a sharp needle |
| 20:46.38 | herlo | ~block jsmith |
| 20:46.39 | jbot | jumps in front of jsmith and prevents any more damage from being done to all the victims in the channel |
| 20:46.47 | jsmith | ~zap herlo |
| 20:46.49 | jbot | ACTION takes out a cattle prod and gives herlo a good jolt. |
| 20:46.58 | herlo | jbot: you weren't protecting me |
| 20:47.03 | jsmith | ~recompile herlo |
| 20:47.09 | herlo | ~bake jsmith |
| 20:47.10 | jbot | I think you mean ~cook jsmith, herlo |
| 20:47.14 | jsmith | ~whaleslap herlo |
| 20:47.16 | jbot | ACTION beats herlo upside and over the head with a freakishly huge killer whale named Hugh |
| 20:47.16 | herlo | ~cook jsmith |
| 20:47.18 | jbot | ACTION throws jsmith in a big pan with veggies inside and cooks jsmith on 350 for an hour |
| 20:47.24 | herlo | ~whalepoop jsmith |
| 20:47.26 | jbot | ACTION catapults a truckload of whale poop from a freakishly large killer whale named Hugh at jsmith |
| 20:49.44 | herlo | ~narf macnewbold |
| 20:50.32 | thebigdog | seems like eveyone has some free time before the storm |
| 20:50.37 | beandog | the storm? |
| 20:50.41 | herlo | thebigdog: what storm? |
| 20:50.50 | thebigdog | the one coming tonight |
| 20:50.57 | beandog | ooh hallelujah |
| 20:51.00 | herlo | thebigdog: I am in Orlando. No storms here |
| 20:51.01 | beandog | maybe I wont roast in my apartment. |
| 20:51.08 | beandog | Orlando? |
| 20:51.09 | herlo | but I have A/C |
| 20:51.14 | herlo | beandog: yup |
| 20:51.15 | beandog | I wanna go to Disney World |
| 20:51.19 | thebigdog | herlo your always gone..you dont count |
| 20:51.28 | herlo | beandog: become a Guru Labs instructor and you can |
| 20:51.34 | herlo | thebigdog: sure I do. |
| 20:51.40 | beandog | I'm not big on travel. I get lost easily. |
| 20:51.44 | thebigdog | herlo, only when home! |
| 20:51.47 | herlo | beandog: jobs@gurulabs.com |
| 20:51.53 | herlo | thebigdog: I always count! |
| 20:51.58 | beandog | Besides, they are anti-Gentoo. I'd just have to smack someone on a daily basis. |
| 20:51.59 | herlo | ~narf thebigdog |
| 20:52.03 | beandog | ~smack PoeticIntensity |
| 20:52.06 | jbot | ACTION smacks PoeticIntensity upside the head. |
| 20:52.06 | beandog | :) |
| 20:52.12 | herlo | beandog: we're not anti-anything |
| 20:52.15 | beandog | I know, just kidding. |
| 20:52.18 | herlo | except proprietary |
| 20:52.20 | beandog | ~love gurus |
| 20:52.23 | jbot | If you love gurus so much, why don't you marry it? (oooooh) |
| 20:52.31 | herlo | jbot: no, narf is <action> the same thing we do every night $1, we're gonna try to take over the world! |
| 20:52.33 | jbot | i already had it that way, herlo |
| 20:52.33 | thebigdog | yeah i remember everyone running debian when i dropped by |
| 20:52.41 | herlo | jbot: then run it |
| 20:52.50 | Lone_Wanderer_ | Oh baby. |
| 20:52.52 | herlo | beandog: I will |
| 20:53.02 | Lone_Wanderer_ | Metallica on four cellos. |
| 20:54.14 | thebigdog | wow i havent even listened to anything yet |
| 20:54.28 | Lone_Wanderer_ | WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, SOLDIER? |
| 20:54.28 | thebigdog | ok Boston's in layton sucks |
| 20:54.38 | Lone_Wanderer_ | DID I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO... not... listen... |
| 20:54.43 | beandog | oh yah, Rabbit Proof Fence. |
| 20:54.46 | thebigdog | yeah well i was hoping for some arabic beats |
| 20:54.59 | beandog | moosic++ |
| 20:55.02 | Lone_Wanderer_ | I need to put together a soundtrack for working out. |
| 20:55.10 | Lone_Wanderer_ | ~tauren beandog |
| 20:55.23 | beandog | I think Spice Girls would be adequate. |
| 20:55.23 | thebigdog | start it off with "i'm still alive" |
| 20:55.33 | beandog | tauren? |
| 20:55.34 | thebigdog | aqua too |
| 20:55.37 | Lone_Wanderer_ | I think I'd get thrown out of the gym for trying to play Spice Girls. |
| 20:55.45 | Lone_Wanderer_ | Tauren are the cow race in WoW. |
| 20:55.48 | beandog | meh. |
| 20:55.49 | Lone_Wanderer_ | I love to play them. |
| 20:55.49 | beandog | death to wow. |
| 20:56.00 | Lone_Wanderer_ | Yeah, okay, but Tauren are still cool. |
| 20:56.04 | Lone_Wanderer_ | They're OMGHUGE. |
| 20:56.05 | thebigdog | i need to rma my nvidia card |
| 20:56.07 | beandog | theres a race of cows? |
| 20:56.10 | Lone_Wanderer_ | Yeah. |
| 20:56.15 | Lone_Wanderer_ | They're cow-people. |
| 20:56.25 | PoeticIntensity | wow. |
| 20:56.26 | thebigdog | i love my tauren shammy |
| 20:56.27 | PoeticIntensity | cows. |
| 20:56.30 | PoeticIntensity | ~lart beandog |
| 20:56.30 | jbot | judo chops beandog |
| 20:56.35 | PoeticIntensity | just cuz. |
| 20:56.36 | Lone_Wanderer_ | They're large and imposing and strong and they can warstomp, stunning nearby enemees. |
| 20:56.37 | beandog | Why would you want to roleplay a cow? |
| 20:56.47 | Lone_Wanderer_ | Well, it's like this. |
| 20:56.52 | *** topic/#UPHPU by wps -> Chronicles of Cow-people |
| 20:56.55 | Lone_Wanderer_ | You're a big, peaceful guy, just hanging out on the plains, right? |
| 20:57.00 | PoeticIntensity | ROFL |
| 20:57.04 | beandog | causing problems for pedestrians. |
| 20:57.13 | Lone_Wanderer_ | Eatin' some grass, watchin' the game. |
| 20:57.27 | Lone_Wanderer_ | Then someone annoys you and you beat the trash out of them with one hand. |
| 20:57.50 | beandog | ~cowpie |
| 20:57.53 | Lone_Wanderer_ | It's like being Mike Tyson, before he went crazy. |
| 20:57.59 | Lone_Wanderer_ | Big, nice, cuddly... but don't piss him off. |
| 20:58.08 | *** topic/#UPHPU by wps -> Mike Tyson is a cowman |
| 20:58.11 | Lone_Wanderer_ | Kinda dumb. |
| 20:58.13 | beandog | Hmm |
| 20:58.15 | beandog | Weerd. |
| 20:58.35 | Lone_Wanderer_ | ohhh, it's a remix of O Fortuna. |
| 20:58.35 | beandog | when is that Star Trek mmorpg coming out |
| 20:58.50 | *** topic/#UPHPU by wps -> Mike Tyson is the leader of the Cowpeople |
| 20:59.05 | Lone_Wanderer_ | thebigdog: have you heard this one? O Fortuna remixed? It's not breakbeats but it was the first techno song I ever heard and is the reason I love techno now. |
| 20:59.21 | Lone_Wanderer_ | There's like, *history* there, maaaaan. |
| 21:00.52 | Lone_Wanderer_ | (Also, the graphic designer that designed these pages? She don't know nothin' 'bout HTML. |
| 21:00.54 | Lone_Wanderer_ | ) |
| 21:01.35 | Lone_Wanderer_ | Also she used some piece of text about education in Africa instead of Lipsum. |
| 21:01.39 | Lone_Wanderer_ | I scowl in her general direction. |
| 21:01.42 | beandog | Lipsum? |
| 21:01.47 | beandog | Isn't that a drink from the 30s |
| 21:01.56 | Lone_Wanderer_ | No that's, umm. |
| 21:02.02 | beandog | Postum? |
| 21:02.16 | Lone_Wanderer_ | Yes, thank you. I still drink it >o: |
| 21:02.19 | Lone_Wanderer_ | >:o |
| 21:02.23 | thebigdog | Lone_Wanderer_, i hate techno |
| 21:02.32 | Lone_Wanderer_ | breakbeats *is* techno... |
| 21:02.38 | Lone_Wanderer_ | http://www.lipsum.com/ - beandog |
| 21:03.10 | beandog | too much to read. |
| 21:03.25 | Lone_Wanderer_ | Okay I make simple for ADD-afflicted beandog. |
| 21:03.38 | Lone_Wanderer_ | It's random Latin text, which always starts with "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet" |
| 21:04.02 | beandog | what does that translate to |
| 21:04.08 | beandog | Drink Postum every day? |
| 21:04.26 | Lone_Wanderer_ | Used for typesetting when you want to see how your page looks with text on it, but you don't want to actually write something. |
| 21:04.29 | Lone_Wanderer_ | I don't know. |
| 21:04.34 | beandog | oh okay. |
| 21:04.41 | beandog | that's more boring than I imagined. |
| 21:04.49 | beandog | all that work, and no shiny pictures. |
| 21:04.51 | Lone_Wanderer_ | But it's NOT boring. |
| 21:04.57 | Lone_Wanderer_ | I love Lipsum. |
| 21:05.05 | beandog | Oh |
| 21:06.45 | Lone_Wanderer_ | Why, I wrote a limerick once in Lipsum. |
| 21:06.55 | beandog | limericks are great. |
| 21:06.58 | Lone_Wanderer_ | It was hilarious. (to other word geeks) |
| 21:07.53 | Lone_Wanderer_ | Neither is there anyone who loves grief itself since it is grief and thus wants to obtain it |
| 21:08.18 | Lone_Wanderer_ | That's the translation of the original text. |
| 21:09.11 | Lone_Wanderer_ | You know what'd be cool, is a PHP function that generates lipsum. You just tell it how many words, paragraphs, bytes, whatever you want. |
| 21:15.01 | *** mode/#UPHPU [+v _psychic_] by ChanServ |
| 21:21.21 | mindjuju | @ mgeary |
| 21:23.16 | mgeary | standardista-table-sorting |
| 21:23.28 | mindjuju | love it |
| 21:23.29 | mgeary | it's nice, but has some quirks |
| 21:23.48 | mindjuju | i'm actually going to go with Dojo table sort though |
| 21:24.47 | mindjuju | what quirks were you noticing? |
| 21:26.15 | mgeary | sce |
| 21:26.17 | mgeary | sec |
| 21:26.19 | mgeary | conf |
| 21:47.22 | mindjuju | well, so i had to take the written part of my drivers test today |
| 21:47.24 | mindjuju | missed 1 |
| 21:47.54 | drip | yeah, you're _NOT_ supposed to fly past a school bus with flashing lights. =P |
| 21:48.36 | mindjuju | i missed the one about internationalization of signs |
| 21:48.54 | mindjuju | this is TOOOOO funny |
| 21:48.56 | mindjuju | http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=San+Bruno,+California,+United+States&ie=UTF8&ll=37.625041,-122.482667&spn=0.022331,0.038109&z=15&om=1&layer=c&cbll=37.617952,-122.485275&cbp=1,228.978817071945,0.56251897101312,3/# |
| 21:49.10 | mindjuju | you have to zoom the street view to get the FULL effect |
| 21:51.34 | mindjuju | google street view is way to cool. i hope they take over the world |
| 21:53.54 | bradym | lol @ that pic |
| 21:54.12 | mindjuju | yeah, talk about bad timing |
| 21:54.35 | mindjuju | i saw another one the other day of a guy coming out of a "gentlemen's club" |
| 21:54.41 | mindjuju | had perfect close up of his face |
| 21:55.37 | PoeticIntensity | wow. |
| 21:55.45 | PoeticIntensity | how do you find these pics, mindjuju ? |
| 21:55.51 | mindjuju | digg |
| 21:55.53 | PoeticIntensity | (that's hilarious, BTW) |
| 21:55.57 | PoeticIntensity | wow. |
| 21:56.01 | wps | so how'd you know it was a "gentleman's club"? |
| 21:56.05 | wps | the smile on his face? |
| 21:56.09 | mindjuju | cause that's what the digg said |
| 21:56.19 | wps | j/k |
| 21:56.42 | mindjuju | i'll have to see if i can pull it out of digg so ya'll can see |
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| 21:56.49 | mindjuju | hope the dude isn't married |
| 21:57.06 | wps | if he was, I hope he's not now |
| 21:57.25 | wps | I don't understand how women live with men that do that |
| 21:57.37 | mindjuju | yeah, true that |
| 21:57.45 | mindjuju | what up with Mike Tyson and the cow people? |
| 21:57.46 | wps | his wife deserves better |
| 21:57.55 | wps | Mike Tyson is the king of the Cowpeople |
| 21:58.15 | mindjuju | curious |
| 21:58.26 | mindjuju | ~wiki Cowpeople |
| 21:59.42 | bradym | cowpeople = tauren = race from WoW |
| 22:00.18 | mindjuju | curiouser and curiouser |
| 22:09.21 | Lone_Wanderer_ | Does anyone know of an open source piece of software that lets people put things (notes from meetings, etc.) online and control access by groups of users? |
| 22:10.00 | mindjuju | i think trac might |
| 22:10.58 | mindjuju | i know it has a wiki |
| 22:10.59 | _psychic_ | yep |
| 22:10.59 | mindjuju | though i've persoally never used trac, just considered it |
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| 22:10.59 | _psychic_ | you can control which users have wiki access too |
| 22:10.59 | mindjuju | _psychic_ , you use trac ? |
| 22:10.59 | mgeary | mindjuju: hey, sorry. i was in a conference. |
| 22:11.00 | Lone_Wanderer_ | but once you give them access, they've got access to everything right? |
| 22:11.00 | mindjuju | no worries mgeary |
| 22:11.00 | _psychic_ | mindjuju: yeah. luv it. |
| 22:11.00 | mgeary | but yeah, i've implemented that js sorting mechanism, and i like it, but |
| 22:11.05 | mgeary | it's sorting of dates and numbers is a bit unpredictable in some cases |
| 22:11.13 | mindjuju | i was thinking of running trac, then got off on another project, but i like the way it looks |
| 22:11.28 | _psychic_ | yep its way nice |
| 22:11.31 | _psychic_ | no complaints |
| 22:11.45 | mindjuju | mgeary, can you tell me more about the type of data in the table? |
| 22:11.47 | Lone_Wanderer_ | They need to be able to make things visible to some groups but not others. |
| 22:12.00 | mgeary | yeah. let me put something on a server |
| 22:19.43 | mgeary | http://166.70.44.60/dev/mg/jssort.htm |
| 22:20.13 | mgeary | can you hit that? |
| 22:20.31 | mindjuju | yup |
| 22:20.42 | mgeary | in Firefox 2.x on Mac, if i sort by order #, it goes in a very strange order |
| 22:20.47 | mgeary | on Safari it's fine |
| 22:21.18 | mgeary | now, it may be that the <a href> is messing up firefox |
| 22:22.22 | mgeary | but the date doesn't sort well either. now i understand that sorting "May 2, 2007" is hard, but i tried one suggestion of putting a <span style='display:none'>2007-05-02</span> in front of my nicely formatted date, but it still has problems |
| 22:22.45 | mgeary | correction. here's the syntax: |
| 22:22.46 | mgeary | <span style="display:none">20070228 </span>Feb 28, 2007 |
| 22:23.16 | mgeary | sorting the strictly alpha-friendly stuff seems okay, as does the "amount" column |
| 22:24.12 | mindjuju | ...looking... |
| 22:25.49 | mgeary | the order # has really got me stumped. I sort ascending, and it goes to 1000, 1008, 1006, 1002, 1003, 1004, 1005, 1007.... |
| 22:25.59 | mgeary | where on earth is that order coming from? |
| 22:30.02 | bradym | that's wierd, mgeary, i've used standardista before and i've not seen that behavior... but on the page you linked it's definately got issues in ff2 |
| 22:30.09 | mgeary | yeah |
| 22:33.23 | mgeary | the latest version is different, but the results are the same |
| 22:33.31 | mgeary | so, what can you tell me about this Dojo sort? |
| 22:34.10 | mindjuju | dojo sort is cool, has built in alternating row coloring, sort, etc |
| 22:35.39 | mgeary | got alink? |
| 22:35.47 | mgeary | ah |
| 22:35.50 | mgeary | http://www.dojotoolkit.com |
| 22:36.05 | mindjuju | yup, the toolkit |
| 22:36.08 | mgeary | k |
| 22:36.15 | mgeary | i'll try that instead. |
| 22:36.26 | mindjuju | though, that would be "too much gun" just for table sorting |
| 22:36.34 | mgeary | oh yeah? |
| 22:36.35 | mgeary | :/ |
| 22:36.39 | mgeary | that's all i need right now |
| 22:36.50 | mindjuju | yeah, dojo toolkit is web 2.0 / ajax framework |
| 22:37.00 | mindjuju | that *happens* to have a table sort |
| 22:37.18 | mgeary | ahh. so it's a peer with, say, Prototype? |
| 22:37.27 | mindjuju | yeah |
| 22:37.44 | mindjuju | does prototype offer table sort? |
| 22:37.51 | mgeary | dunno |
| 22:38.07 | mgeary | i'm using it anyhoo, so i'll check |
| 22:38.20 | mgeary | but i really wish that standardista worked. it was a breeze to implement |
| 22:38.39 | mindjuju | http://tetlaw.id.au/view/blog/table-sorting-with-prototype/ |
| 22:38.46 | mindjuju | yeah, love standardista |
| 22:39.46 | Utah_Dave | I use jQuery's table sort. It works great. |
| 22:39.57 | mgeary | got a link? |
| 22:40.13 | mindjuju | @mgeary - here is the demo of the script for prototype - http://tetlaw.id.au/upload/dev/sortabletable/ |
| 22:40.23 | mindjuju | ~lart utah_dave and his jquery ! |
| 22:40.23 | jbot | takes utah_dave and his jquery ! to the vet for a "special" visit |
| 22:40.31 | mindjuju | heh |
| 22:40.36 | mgeary | nice |
| 22:46.09 | mindjuju | well, today is my last day of being 33. where did the time go? |
| 22:47.20 | beandog | yay, happy birthday mindjuju |
| 22:47.40 | mindjuju | thx beandog! |
| 22:47.51 | mindjuju | can you imagine, i graduated 15 years ago? |
| 22:47.59 | beandog | 13 for me. |
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| 22:48.57 | mgeary | heh. highschool graduation is now exactly half a lifetime away for me |
| 22:50.33 | timinator | hey guys.... |
| 22:50.47 | mindjuju | sup timinator |
| 22:51.07 | timinator | is there a way to turn a MySQL date into either a timestamp.... or a number? |
| 22:51.27 | timinator | I'm trying to find the number of days from one date field and another |
| 22:51.38 | mgeary | datediff() in mysql |
| 22:51.39 | _psychic_ | strtotime |
| 22:51.53 | _psychic_ | (if you wanna do it php-side) |
| 22:51.55 | timinator | I'm not using PHP on this one |
| 22:52.08 | timinator | thx mgeary |
| 22:52.10 | mgeary | yep |
| 22:55.46 | thebigdog | datediff is actually a nice function |
| 23:07.17 | timinator | I'm out... later guys |
| 23:07.18 | thebigdog | is brandon on irc? |
| 23:07.26 | timinator | he's brasto |
| 23:07.31 | thebigdog | oh ok |
| 23:07.45 | thebigdog | ~piss beandog |
| 23:07.58 | timinator | have a good night guys |
| 23:07.59 | thebigdog | night slacker :) |
| 23:07.59 | beandog | :( |
| 23:08.02 | beandog | what'd I do now |
| 23:08.07 | thebigdog | im all excited about joost and nothing |
| 23:08.10 | thebigdog | nothing i tell ya |
| 23:08.22 | thebigdog | get me all excited...and then |
| 23:08.28 | thebigdog | sad bigdog :( |
| 23:08.45 | thebigdog | i got this icon on my desktop waiting to be clicked |
| 23:09.44 | thebigdog | for those in utah (minus herlo) make sure you put your trash cans up...i have seen tons already blowing away |
| 23:10.24 | mgeary | pretty windy out? |
| 23:10.40 | thebigdog | yeah up here in clearfield it is picking up |
| 23:12.18 | herlo | thebigdog: I don't have a trash can anyway |
| 23:12.27 | thebigdog | see even better |
| 23:13.53 | thebigdog | lol |
| 23:14.01 | thebigdog | and you wish they would blow away |
| 23:18.24 | Utah_Dave | thebigdog: you want a joost invite? |
| 23:22.07 | Utah_Dave | mgeary: jquery tablesorter |
| 23:22.08 | Utah_Dave | mgeary: http://motherrussia.polyester.se/jquery-plugins/tablesorter/ |
| 23:22.41 | mindjuju | joost = cool |
| 23:23.40 | thebigdog | Utah_Dave, yah i want one |
| 23:27.17 | Utah_Dave | dang, I thought I could send you an invite from the joost website |
| 23:27.27 | Utah_Dave | But I guess you have to do it from within the app |
| 23:27.53 | Utah_Dave | Can I send it to you tonight? I don't want to boot into windows right now |
| 23:27.55 | thebigdog | yeah |
| 23:28.30 | Utah_Dave | wanna pm me your email? |
| 23:29.43 | Utah_Dave | thebigdog: you realize it's only on Windows and OS X? |
| 23:29.51 | thebigdog | yeah |
| 23:29.52 | Utah_Dave | no gentoo |
| 23:29.56 | thebigdog | i have windows |
| 23:49.25 | mindjuju | i freakin' LOVE joost |
| 23:50.58 | mgeary | why? |
| 23:51.14 | mindjuju | well, it has Ministry of Sound videos |
| 23:51.29 | mindjuju | right now, i'm watching National Geographic vid on Everest |
| 23:52.05 | mgeary | well, i'm outta here. later, folks |
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