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00:00.12thebigdogwhat is your question?
00:00.29beandogselect last id from auto_increment table
00:00.35beandogof one just inserted
00:00.46thebigdogon mysql?
00:00.53thebigdogoracle?
00:00.56thebigdogpgsql?
00:00.57beandogmysql
00:00.58thebigdogsybase?
00:00.59beandogsorry
00:01.25thebigdogselect @@last_identity from mysql;
00:02.40thebigdogor you can do soemthing like this: select last_insert_id() from <table>; i think?
00:02.46beandogits the same thing
00:03.45thebigdogyeah i figured
00:03.51thebigdogis that what you needed?
00:04.04macnewboldit's not per table, though, it is per connection
00:04.32beandogright
00:10.18Lone_WandererIt's official, I'm addicted to caffeine.
00:10.22Lone_WandererNo study needed.
00:18.55beandoglol
00:19.02beandognice.
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01:09.49beandogdo URLs have a max length
01:10.39beandogmaybe Ill use tinytext to be sure.
01:12.27macnewbolddifferent clients or servers might have a max, but I'm not aware of any standard that limits them
01:12.32macnewboldstaying under 255 chars is probably good
01:12.42beandogIm not making em, im storing em.
01:12.46beandogsome of these pub ones are incredibly long.
01:12.54beandogsilly phoobs.
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15:25.06optikalhttp://www.colorjack.com/sphere/
15:31.18timinatorWOW
15:37.43optikalI also had no idea about this: http://kuler.adobe.com/
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15:58.04timinatoralso very nice
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16:02.52dataw0lfmrrrrrawr
16:09.37timinator<fudd> shhh... be burry burry quite </fudd>
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16:10.34beandogmo'nin
16:10.45timinatormo'nin
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16:15.07PoeticIntensitymo'nin
16:15.18PoeticIntensityheh.....
16:15.23PoeticIntensityBeandog, you around?
16:15.33PoeticIntensitybeanie?
16:15.34PoeticIntensityBeanster?
16:15.37PoeticIntensityBean?
16:15.38beandogyesh.
16:17.11timinatorI love t
16:17.26timinators/I love t/I love this song/
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16:17.43timinatormornin' brasho
16:17.50timinators/brasho/brasto/
16:18.11brastomornin' timinator
16:18.17timinatorneed..... more....... coffee......
16:18.22brastolol
16:18.42brastoanyone here have ie 6?
16:19.05brastotiminator, hows mlt?
16:19.23dataw0lfbrasto: I have IE 6
16:19.37PoeticIntensityheh... sorry..
16:19.42PoeticIntensityGuess what I did last night...
16:19.43brastohttp://or.flfn.org/
16:19.45PoeticIntensitywhen the roads were still dry.
16:19.46timinatormlt's good... not kicking as quick as I'd like
16:19.56timinatorbut we're not giving up either
16:20.08timinatorI have IE 6
16:20.10brastodataw0lf, does the "Search" link give a dropdown in IE 6?
16:20.44dataw0lfbrasto: yes.  "Listings" and "Rentals"
16:21.15dataw0lfoh, wait, no, it doesn't, heh
16:21.18brastoI'm pretty sure "About" and "Properties" will not give a dropdown unless I surround them with <a>, but do they also show dropdowns?
16:21.48brastoah, how did you see them if it doesn't?
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16:27.11PoeticIntensity~lart beandog
16:27.21beandog~menudo PoeticIntensity
16:27.23jbotACTION recruits PoeticIntensity into an never-ending puerto rican boy band to work for tween fanfare and burritos
16:27.34PoeticIntensityROFL
16:27.51beandog:)
16:28.01PoeticIntensityhehe....... I went out to Walmart last night...
16:28.07PoeticIntensityon my way home.... I see this Porsche...
16:28.10PoeticIntensityfilled with teen-agers..
16:28.13PoeticIntensityheh...
16:28.23PoeticIntensityand we both were at a red-light....
16:28.26PoeticIntensityMAN that's fun!
16:28.36PoeticIntensityPorsche Carrera 4
16:28.51PoeticIntensityI spanked em' good.
16:28.54PoeticIntensitywoot!
16:29.00PoeticIntensity~woot PoeticIntensity
16:29.28PoeticIntensityyou've probably been takin' it easy on your ride, eh'?
16:30.16beandogheh
16:30.17beandogyah
16:31.08beandogbeen taking care o my baby.
16:31.08beandogare you going to the flats tomorrow
16:31.08PoeticIntensityI thought that Porsche would kill me.
16:31.08PoeticIntensitynah.
16:31.08beandogspanked em good, eh?
16:31.08beandogheh
16:31.08beandognice.
16:31.16beandoghow fast were you going?  dare I ask
16:31.25PoeticIntensityWe *are* planning it for the 17th, however.
16:31.28PoeticIntensitypending the weather.
16:31.40PoeticIntensityI was actually only going 15 over the speedlimit.
16:31.40PoeticIntensity80 MPH.
16:31.57PoeticIntensitywe were on old state street headin' toward springville.
16:32.13PoeticIntensitylimit is 55.
16:32.24PoeticIntensityso.... 25 over.
16:32.25beandogwouldnt that be 25 over?
16:32.28PoeticIntensityI like math.
16:32.28_psychic_haha
16:32.29beandog~math PoeticIntensity
16:32.50beandogyou gonna let me drive when we go?
16:32.50beandog:D
16:32.52PoeticIntensitythey wanted to go faster, but man..... I do NOT want a ticket.
16:33.01beandogheh
16:33.04PoeticIntensityI hit 80, and slammed da' brakes.
16:33.09beandogI went out with Scott the other day west of eagle mountain for a bit.
16:33.17PoeticIntensityin his Jeep?
16:33.21beandogno, in my car
16:33.31PoeticIntensitywest of eagle mountain?
16:33.34beandogyah
16:33.36PoeticIntensityman.... nothin's out there.
16:33.38beandogtheres pretty much nothing out there.
16:33.39beandogyah
16:33.41PoeticIntensityawesome.
16:33.49beandogjust checking out the clutch
16:34.09PoeticIntensityeverything alright?
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16:34.24beandogyah
16:34.31beandogdidnt slam it hard or anything
16:34.45beandogjust practiced taking off a bit more, thats all
16:35.07_psychic_what do you drive, PoeticIntensity?
16:35.15dataw0lfa mustang gt 2007, obviously
16:36.00_psychic_I was thinking maybe a skylark or cavalier
16:36.20dataw0lfnah.
16:36.31dataw0lfyou have to listen to the inflections in their voice.
16:36.33beandogand its yellow
16:37.27PoeticIntensityLOL
16:37.38PoeticIntensityhow the heck did you know that, Datawolf?
16:37.55dataw0lfI'm psychic
16:37.57dataw0lfnot _psychic_
16:37.59dataw0lfpsychic
16:38.16PoeticIntensityyes.... a 2007 Mustang GT.  Black.
16:38.23PoeticIntensityand man, is it a joy to drive.
16:38.38PoeticIntensityand.... for what it is, it isn't too bad in the snow, either.
16:38.54PoeticIntensityrear-wheel drive doesn't help much, but traction control is amazing.
16:39.23beandogTell them about that Neon that spanked you
16:39.26beandog;)
16:39.28PoeticIntensityheh....
16:39.31PoeticIntensitya Neon spanked me.
16:39.39PoeticIntensityafter I spanked him, and he got jealous and jumped the start.
16:40.07PoeticIntensityit was pretty cool hearin' all the turbos wind up when he was eggin' me on.
16:40.20PoeticIntensitymust have been a stage-3 SRT-4.
16:40.30PoeticIntensitycrazy power comin' out of a 4-banger.
16:40.49beandogheh
16:40.50PoeticIntensityThe thing most people forget is.....
16:40.54PoeticIntensitymy car doesn't got JACK on it.
16:41.05PoeticIntensitywith exhaust upgrades, I can get up to 375 HP.
16:41.19PoeticIntensityand with a supercharger, I can take that up to 490 HP.
16:41.31PoeticIntensitythen I'd like to see *any* neon even come close.
16:41.35PoeticIntensitywouldn't even be worth it, then.
16:41.57PoeticIntensitybut... anyway.... isn't this  a PHP forum?
16:42.32beandogonly when were off topic.
16:42.46PoeticIntensitycorrection.
16:42.50PoeticIntensitywe're.
16:42.57PoeticIntensityyou beandog.
16:42.57beandogthat reminds me, whose going to the geek lunch today?  anyone?
16:43.13PoeticIntensitywhat's the price-range of Wallaby's?
16:43.18beandogwheres juju
16:43.29dataw0lfcutting himself
16:43.31dataw0lferr
16:43.33dataw0lfshaving
16:44.29beandogPoeticIntensity: dunno Ive never even heard of it
16:45.34PoeticIntensityergh...
16:46.05macnewbold~seen mindjuju
16:47.11jbotmindjuju <n=mindjuju@65-121-75-195.dia.static.qwest.net> was last seen on IRC in channel #uphpu, 1d 15h 58m 21s ago, saying: 'curious'.
16:47.12macnewbold~seen wps
16:47.22jbotwps <n=wps@67.108.236.230.ptr.us.xo.net> was last seen on IRC in channel #uphpu, 1d 21h 53m 52s ago, saying: 'shall I play the raining men song?'.
16:47.22PoeticIntensity~love Beandog
16:47.26jbotIf you love Beandog so much, why don't you marry it? (oooooh)
16:47.26PoeticIntensity~hug Beandog
16:47.28jbotACTION jumps into Beandog's lap and huggles and *hugs* Beandog
16:47.28PoeticIntensityman..... jbot isn't very mushy.
16:47.28PoeticIntensity~lart macnewbold
16:47.29PoeticIntensitywha...?
16:47.29dataw0lflet him catch up
16:47.29PoeticIntensityah.
16:47.37PoeticIntensityROFL
16:47.39PoeticIntensitybeautiful.
16:51.28PoeticIntensityYou going to lunch, Bean?
16:51.43PoeticIntensitybeandog: lunch?
16:51.52beandogIm going to the library
16:52.01PoeticIntensity:-(
16:52.06PoeticIntensityno Wallaby's?
16:52.20beandogits in Lindon
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16:52.25PoeticIntensityyes....
16:52.26beandogthats like a 45 minute drive from here
16:52.28PoeticIntensityis Mac coming?
16:52.32beandogdont think so
16:52.33PoeticIntensityno it's not.
16:52.42PoeticIntensity30 minutes.
16:52.47PoeticIntensityin a blizzard.
16:52.51PoeticIntensityof ice.
16:53.06PoeticIntensitythrough sub-arctic temperatures.
16:53.42beandogin my underwear
16:53.57beandoglistening to The Lion King
16:57.48beandog~silence
16:57.50dataw0lfyou guys listen to CKY?
16:59.18dataw0lfhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=KK96e7lybBg
16:59.29dataw0lfat 1:32 the guitar player does a sweet swing around his neck move
16:59.36dataw0lfgood song too, if you've never heard them
17:00.00dataw0lfhe does it at 2:12 too
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17:06.57dataw0lfPlease don't eat my soul!
17:07.28beandogtehres a  couple of really good tracks on here
17:07.47beandogand each one is named after a bat, kinda cool.
17:07.58dataw0lfcan't wait til the sequel
17:08.07beandogyah
17:08.26beandoghttp://www.amazon.com/Batman-Begins-Hans-Zimmer/dp/B0009IW88A/
17:10.55mgearyphew. i snow-blowed (-blew?) my driveway this morning, and now i cannot escape the odor of oil-supplemented gasoline.
17:13.21dataw0lfmmmm oil-supplemented gasoline smell
17:13.27dataw0lfis it just me or is that the best smell in the world?
17:18.12timinator<toolman> argh argh </toolman>
17:18.21timinatoranyone on OALUG?
17:33.01PoeticIntensitynah....  burnin' rubber smells pretty nice.
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17:39.13swbyou guys going to lunch?
17:40.10timinatorI wish
17:40.39swbtiminator, too far away or too busy?
17:40.52dataw0lf:(
17:41.08timinatorboth
17:41.17timinatoryou going swb?
17:41.43swbstill deciding, I'm pretty far away from Wallaby's but it sounds really good
17:44.09mgearyso, what does one do at Geek Lunches besides eat? demonstrate one's finely-polished social skills?
17:44.24Lone_WandererWe Geek Out.
17:44.35dataw0lf(tm)
17:45.24Lone_WandererAhhhhhh, Freak Out! (or whatever they say)
17:46.06swbjust got an email from a friend that says to vote for Jenny--check it out: www.fourpoints.com/cbo
17:46.20Lone_WandererJenny?
17:46.54mgearyi've got Jenny's number
17:46.55swbfriend of a friend, I guess she's trying to become the Chief Beer Officer of the Four Points by
17:47.01swbSheraton hotel
17:47.11Lone_WandererChief Beer Officer?
17:47.12mgearyJenny, don't change your number
17:47.13Lone_WandererA girl can't be the CBO.  It has to be a fat bald guy.
17:47.29mgearyeverybody now, "867-5309"
17:47.52Lone_WandererIn fact, none of these people qualify.
17:47.59swbhehe
17:48.21swbyes, I wonder what the CBO's duties are exactly
17:48.25Lone_WandererAlso, this dropdown thing?
17:48.50Lone_WandererIt's hideous.  I don't know who designed it, but they need to be drug out in the stre...
17:48.53Lone_Wanderermaybe I'm in a bad mood
17:48.57swbto pick your location? yeah, annoying, and you have to click the dot to the left of the name to vote
17:49.06Lone_Wandererohhh, that's how it works
17:49.10swbdon't be in a bad mood!
17:49.29Lone_WandererThat's awful.  Seriously.
17:50.10swbmaybe the developers were drinking too much beer when they programmed it
17:50.37Lone_WandererIt's possible.
17:51.51Lone_Wandererhttp://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/ - the guy on the bottom, second from the right.  HE is a Chief Beer Officer.
17:52.01Lone_WandererIn fact, almost any of those guys would qualify.
17:52.51swbnow them is some crazy beards
17:52.52Lone_WandererExcept the Shakespeare fop.  He'd be mashing up some hops and would pause for a soliloquy and it'd last 20 minutes and the hops would end up ruined.
17:58.43dataw0lfswb: done
17:59.03Lone_WandererI wonder if they'll respond to my angry outburst.
17:59.16Lone_WandererOh wait, they didn't ask for my email address so they can't.  I should have given it.
17:59.55swbthx dw
18:00.15swbthx lw
18:00.55Lone_WandererI think I got the better deal.
18:01.40dataw0lfugh
18:02.04datawandererhm
18:02.27Lone_WandererI tried to change my nick to Lone_Wolf, but my anti-stupid-cliche code won't let me.
18:03.32Lone_Wanderer(owned by someone else)
18:05.12datawandererobviously
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18:23.45Lone_WandererI thought you were Mormon, timinator?
18:23.56timinatorLMAO.... nope
18:24.03dataw0lfjust a republican
18:24.18timinatorjust a republican
18:24.21Lone_WandererI guess I figured that anyone who's such a staunch republican and also in Utah must be LDS.
18:24.33jsmithLone_Wanderer: That would be a bad assumption.
18:24.38Lone_WandererClearly.
18:25.03timinatorI run my own business.... my main client is in Utah
18:25.19wpsand what's interesting is a lot of Democrats are what Republicans were twenty years ago
18:25.33Lone_WandererI do too, jsmith.  I just don't know any Utah Republicans (besides timinator) who are anything other than LDS.
18:26.12jsmithLone_Wanderer: Really?
18:26.30timinatorI know quite a few
18:26.32Lone_WandererNot as far as I know.
18:26.38jsmithLone_Wanderer: At least half of the people at the caucuses I went to were not LDS
18:26.48Lone_WandererWell, that would be expected, timinator.  Most people are friends with others who agree with them.
18:26.57timinatorI am a christian.... but that's very different than a mormon
18:27.00jsmithLone_Wanderer: It seemed to me that people of other faiths (or no faith) were more polically active
18:27.08Lone_Wandererhmmm
18:27.12Lone_Wandererokay
18:27.34Lone_WandererThere we go.  World view adjusted to accomodate new data.
18:27.44Lone_WandererYep.
18:27.51timinatorLOL
18:28.22Lone_WandererHey, at least I'm capable of readjusting the way I think about things when presented with facts.
18:28.49timinatorLOL
18:29.15timinatorwhen you present some facts, I readjust the way I think
18:29.18timinator:)
18:29.33Lone_WandererI didn't mean you, specifically.
18:29.36timinatoroh
18:29.48Lone_WandererNot specifically ;)
18:29.55timinator;)
18:30.04timinatoreither way, I've got to bolt.... BRB
18:30.05dataw0lfsome of my favorite people are LDS democrats
18:30.18Lone_WandererHave fun.  Don't buy anything with "Lite" in the name.
18:30.25timinatorLMAO
18:30.33Lone_WandererOr you'll not only lose your Lumberjack status, but will be ridiculed to no end.
18:30.37dataw0lfI think it shows an excellent ability to use logic and intelligence to determine your beliefs.
18:33.12dataw0lfthe Koran is like an action novel
18:33.16dataw0lfthink Old Testament times twenty
18:33.19Lone_Wanderercool
18:33.38Lone_Wanderer~lart OO auto-lists
18:33.53Lone_WandererMy Dad is a huge Old Testament fan.
18:34.05PoeticIntensityI like burritos.
18:34.10beandogdataw0lf: heh, LDS democrats
18:34.10beandogthat's awesome
18:34.13dataw0lfhttp://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/forensic_evidence_shows
18:34.20dataw0lfbeandog: they exist
18:34.25beandogI know
18:34.26mgearyi'm one
18:34.31beandogif I was political.
18:34.35PoeticIntensityriiiiight.
18:34.35dataw0lfah, very good
18:34.36Lone_WandererThere's a group on Facebook about how it's not possible to be both LDS and liberal.  The arguments they present are laughable.
18:34.38dataw0lfI like you guys
18:34.48beandogLone_Wanderer: you gotta get me a link to that :D
18:35.01beandogdataw0lf: I havent been tainted by growing up in utah
18:35.06Lone_WandererI tried to post comments but couldn't figure out how.
18:35.18beandogprobably too liberal.
18:35.25beandogthat whole free speech thing is dangerous.
18:35.29dataw0lfwell, I think it's just essentially a streak of independence
18:35.48dataw0lfwhich is good for anyone, but especially good for religious types, from what I've seen.
18:36.06dataw0lfall famed religious leaders / prophets have been gifted with it.
18:36.22Lone_WandererWhich is kind of ironic, innit?
18:36.29dataw0lfindeed.
18:36.43Lone_WandererLike xkcd pointed out about quoting Monty Python ad nauseum.  The entire point of their humor is that it's unpredictable.
18:37.27Lone_Wandererhttp://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=2201127406&topic=414
18:37.43Lone_WandererThere you go beandog.  Those with a low tolerance for bigotted stupidity may want to steer clear.
18:38.27dataw0lfI'd like to comment but I'm not LDS so I don't feel I can
18:40.42dataw0lfif anyone besides Dan is on FaceBook, I order you to add me as a friend.
18:40.44dataw0lfRIGHT NOW!
18:41.17dataw0lfawww your niece still hasn't responded to me.
18:41.56Lone_WandererI don't think she's going to.
18:42.03dataw0lfawwww
18:42.09Lone_WandererThe appropriate response to facts which contradict your viewpoint is to ignore them.
18:45.18_psychic_I always thought it was "start a lawsuit."
18:49.22beandoghistory is complete with people trying to push their political agendas backed by religion with poor arguments
18:49.35beandogkinda fun stuff to watch
18:49.43mgearyanyone here got a lot of experience with php's curl functions?
18:49.58Lone_Wanderermgeary: I've got more than none, if that helps.
18:50.06mgearyi'm doing a server-to-server connection and wanting to download a  file (PDF)
18:50.06dataw0lfmgeary: A fair amount.
18:50.30dataw0lfk...
18:50.32mgearybut the file is being output to the browser, rather than force-downloaded.
18:50.46mgearythe only options i've got set currently are:
18:50.52mgearyCURLOPT_BINARYTRANSFER (true)
18:50.58mgearyCURLOPT_HEADER (true)
18:51.06mgearyany insights?
18:51.53dataw0lfhmmm turn on CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER
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18:52.27mgearyno diff
18:52.47Lone_WandererLet me see if...
18:52.50Lone_WandererNo, it's not.  Never mind.
18:54.00mgearydo
18:54.02mgearywait a sec
18:54.31Lone_WandererI was going to see if my PHP cookbook was still in my car, but I cleaned it out for a date, which means the book is at home now.
18:54.35Lone_WandererIt's got a section on curl.
18:55.30dataw0lfmeh PHP Cookbook
18:55.32mgearyokay, the CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER does make a diff
18:55.45mgearyi've got the CB. i'll check it
18:55.54dataw0lfcoo
18:56.10Lone_WandererIt's a handy reference.
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18:56.52mgearyscratch that. got the MySQL cookbook, the Python cookbook, the ActionScript cookbook, but not the PHP cookbook
18:59.59mgearyah, there we go
19:00.47dataw0lfPython Cookbook is pretty awesome
19:00.51dataw0lfPHP Cookbook is pretty basic
19:00.57dataw0lfPython Cookbook shows you some super magic stuff
19:01.26dataw0lfI have PHP In A Nutshell, that's a pretty good one.
19:02.19mgearyPower PHP 5 Programming seems decent
19:03.11dataw0lfcan't remember the PHP book that has the C API reference for module writing, but that one is pretty nice.
19:03.54dataw0lfExtending and Embedding PHP, that's the one
19:05.18Lone_Wandererdw: is it purple?
19:05.27dataw0lfpurple and white
19:05.38Lone_Wandereryeah, I've got it
19:05.43dataw0lfit's a good one
19:05.44Lone_WandererAdvanced PHP Programming
19:05.47Lone_Wandereryes, it's quite goood
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19:06.45mgearyfwiw, the trick is to NOT gather the header, and to re-issue new headers before echoing the curl_exec output
19:06.54Lone_Wandereroh cool
19:06.57mgearyworks like a charm now
19:07.01Lone_Wandererahh, that makes sense
19:07.20Lone_Wandererotherwise you get the headers from the file download and your browser thinks you're trying to download a file and it all gets confused.
19:07.51mgearywhat methods have you folks used to authenticate connections from server to server?
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19:08.11mgearyi've only ever done the old "request token, then pass token back with request"
19:08.21mgearyany other good methods?
19:08.42Lone_WandererUse RSA encryption over the, umm.  TCP stack.  To.  Validate the, ummm.
19:08.57Lone_WandererProtocol.  Validate the protocol.
19:09.05Lone_WandererAnd make sure that your RAM doesn't get spoofed.
19:09.59mgearyoh yeah. i knew a guy once who's RAM got spoofed. it wasn't pretty
19:12.26beandoghey mindjuju
19:12.28beandogwhere you been
19:12.36mindjujusick
19:12.38beandog:(
19:12.40beandogsorry
19:14.43mgearyso, who all is going to be at the lunch today? Is there a critical mass?
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19:15.31swbanyone?
19:15.41Lone_Wandererlunch?
19:15.44Lone_Wandereris today the geek lunch?
19:15.47dataw0lfyes
19:15.52Lone_Wandererohh, where is it?
19:15.58swbWallaby's in Lindon
19:16.14mindjujuhey swb
19:16.18mgearywhich is not, may i point out, as good a choice as Kneaders
19:16.18swbhey
19:16.18mindjujusorry, just saw your email
19:16.26mindjujui was sick yesterday and part of today
19:16.26swbnp, sounds like you're sick!
19:17.05mindjujuwps, are you going to be able to go to wallaby's today?
19:18.11wpshmm
19:18.17wpsI am drowning here at work
19:18.48Lone_WandererWait no, that was a life *saver*.  Eat it before it melts!
19:19.05wpsI'm not sure
19:19.26beandogmgeary: Is Kneaders good?
19:19.37mgearymmmm.
19:19.37wpsKneaders is awesome
19:19.42mgearyway good sandwiches
19:19.49beandoghmm Ill have to check it out
19:19.55mgearythey've got the best breads i've tasted outside of Europe
19:20.13beandogyah, bread in the US does suck.
19:20.20mgearyyeah. major squishy
19:20.40wpsthe thing I like the best about Kneaders is that you don't feel like you're going to die of a heart attack after eating there
19:20.42mgearymy favorite is the Turkey + Provolone on Focaccia
19:21.27Lone_WandererI used to make dough balls when I worked at Papa Johns, but then someone brought a sexual harassment suit against them and they are now called Dough Patties.
19:21.40mgearysoooo anyway. no one is gonna be at Wallaby's?
19:21.59mindjujui'm barely keeping jello down today, so i wouldn't be able to eat anything
19:22.06wpsI really don't think I can steal away and spend an hour
19:22.13wpssorry, guys
19:22.46wpsI know I have had a pretty bad track record for attendance as of late, but I just have too much to do
19:23.20mgearyhrm
19:23.50mgearyi'm serializing an object and sending it via cURL in a post variable. but the receiving end is only getting the first few chars of it
19:26.11mgearyah, appears to be a stupid slash/quote thing
19:27.54mgearynice
19:29.21mgearyso, do groups outside of this one participate in the Geek Lunch? It seems i've heard of it from other sources.
19:29.57mindjujui've heard of one in Provo
19:30.10mindjujubut it's all tech people geek lunch
19:30.35mindjujuso not focused on sysops or programmers, or GDs, or anything like that.  just all tech peoples
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19:53.27Lone_WandererGDs?
19:53.32Lone_Wandererohhhh, graphic designers
19:53.42Lone_WandererGD = Gangster Disciples to me :D
19:54.10mindjujuyeah, sorry, gd = graphic designers
19:54.55mindjujunot sure what a gangster disciples is.  is that like a gang wannabe ?
20:03.38Lone_Wandererlol, no.  it's just the name of a gang in the midwest.
20:04.12mgearyheh, well alright then. i'm now off to Kneaders :)
20:04.26mgearyi'll think of you as i nibble on my focaccia
20:04.28mgearywell, maybe no
20:04.30mgearynot
20:04.37mgearysounds a little kinky
20:04.43PoeticIntensityso... is *anyone* going to lunch?
20:04.49Lone_Wanderermgeary is apparently.
20:04.57PoeticIntensityreading the buffer.... I don't think anyone said "I'm gonna go."
20:05.09mgearythat's how i understand it as well
20:05.09PoeticIntensityah well... if they were, they wouldn't be here now.
20:05.14mgearyheh
20:05.24mindjujui don't think so this time poeticintensity
20:05.33PoeticIntensityit's all good....
20:05.43mindjujui actually just sent an email to the list apologizing
20:05.55PoeticIntensityI had a heart-attack burrito from Carl's Jr. about a couple of hours ago.
20:06.18PoeticIntensitysteak and egg burrito......
20:06.18mindjujuyou know, i've never had heartburn, but from what I hear, it's a gas!
20:06.20PoeticIntensitymmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... good!
20:06.40PoeticIntensitynah... it's more like... a .... burn.
20:06.47PoeticIntensityin your throat.
20:07.05mindjujuit was a bad pun
20:07.08mindjujusorry
20:07.12PoeticIntensityjust hit yourself in the chest repeatedly and it should go away.
20:07.32PoeticIntensityif needed, use some sort of blunt object, if manual smacking doesn't work.
20:07.56PoeticIntensityI have too much to do at work.
20:08.04PoeticIntensityI wanna drive my car.
20:08.17PoeticIntensityHey.... Anyone like racing cars here?
20:08.28PoeticIntensityany one have a sports car?
20:08.38mgearyoh yeah
20:08.43PoeticIntensityI'm gonna be going to the salt flats in a couple of weeks.
20:08.49mgearyi've got a sweet 1997 Mazda Protege
20:08.56mgeary;)
20:08.57PoeticIntensityIt'd be awesome to bring a dozen people or so down there to race.
20:09.04PoeticIntensitymgeary: You're not allowed.
20:09.09PoeticIntensityyou'd kill the competition.
20:09.11PoeticIntensity;-)
20:09.22beandoga dozen?
20:09.23mgearywell, i COULD show up in my 2006 Honda Odyssey...
20:09.32PoeticIntensityor half-a-dozen...
20:09.38PoeticIntensityif you show up, bean, there'd be three of us.
20:09.40PoeticIntensitythree more people...
20:09.44PoeticIntensityman... that'd be a hoot.
20:09.51PoeticIntensityI'd bring a couple of guys with video cameras, too.
20:10.03PoeticIntensityorganize ourselves a little race or two. :-D
20:10.59PoeticIntensityhehe...... did I ever tell ya, Bean....
20:11.08PoeticIntensitywhen we were doing 100+ on the Salt Flats..
20:11.13PoeticIntensityyou were ahead of me...
20:11.26PoeticIntensityI couldn't see *anything* but a salt-like fireball in front of me.
20:11.28PoeticIntensityit was the coolest.
20:11.30beandogheh
20:11.31beandog:D
20:11.44PoeticIntensityseriously...
20:12.08PoeticIntensityI was almost directly behind you, and all I saw was white flames flowing all around ya.
20:12.15PoeticIntensitycrazy.
20:12.22PoeticIntensityit actually was really, really cool.
20:12.36PoeticIntensityI wish I would have had some sort of camcorder or something...
20:12.52mindjujuwas driving a rental and never went below a hundred
20:12.53beandogI got one picture of you
20:12.54beandogthat was it.
20:13.04beandogand me doing 115 or so
20:13.06PoeticIntensitygah.... mindjuju, I don't have any concept of Texas....
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20:13.23PoeticIntensityis that good?
20:13.26mindjujuuh, that drive is about 240 ~ 250 miles
20:13.28beandogalright Im outta, bbl
20:13.30PoeticIntensity140?
20:13.35PoeticIntensityyou think you can?
20:13.45PoeticIntensityhrmm.....
20:13.52PoeticIntensityI wonder what the top-speed of a Cobalt SS is.
20:14.48mindjujuyeah, mgeary, unless you like returning the whole table everytime
20:14.58mgeary:D
20:16.00PoeticIntensityROFL
20:16.21PoeticIntensityespecially when dealing with.... uhh... update.... or.... gah... what's it called....???  Oh yeah.... DELETE
20:16.30mindjujuheh
20:16.42PoeticIntensityall it took was once for me...
20:16.55PoeticIntensitythat was enough to teach me the supreme importance of the word "WHERE"
20:17.19PoeticIntensity"Huh.... That's weird.... I just dropped one row.  Why is the system acting so weird...?"
20:17.49PoeticIntensity".......shouts of horror and death resounded for months and months."
20:18.05PoeticIntensityyeah, that was not a fun day.
20:18.11mindjujui can imagine there was much weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth
20:18.28PoeticIntensitymuch indeed.
20:18.31PoeticIntensity*sigh*
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20:18.35PoeticIntensitythank heavens that happened years ago.
20:19.53bradymgood call.. my daily db backups have saved me more than once :)
20:20.50PoeticIntensityWow, beandog... Looks like your Cobalt can make it to 140.
20:20.57bradymand being lazy, i let someone else code the backup script for me :)
20:20.58bradymhttp://sourceforge.net/projects/automysqlbackup/
20:21.01PoeticIntensity143, in fact.
20:21.36PoeticIntensitydang.... mine can only get up to 147.
20:21.41PoeticIntensitycrazy.
20:21.44PoeticIntensitydarn drag.
20:25.19mindjujuWunWun was a race horse,
20:25.19mindjujuTuTu was one too.
20:25.19mindjujuWunWun won one race,
20:25.20mindjujuTuTu won one too.
20:25.32PoeticIntensityLOL
20:25.53bradymlol - a little too much cough medicine mindjuju?
20:26.59mindjujuchair even
20:27.40mindjujui've got another tongue twister and though while technically SFW, you'll have to PM for it
20:27.46mindjujui just saw it on a web site
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20:47.28macnewboldPoeticIntensity: let me know when you are headed out to the flats again... If I can make it (and get permission) I'd love to try my Highlander Hybrid out and see how it stacks up, and where it tops out
20:47.37macnewboldjust in case, ya konw
20:47.42macnewbolds/kon/kno
20:47.43PoeticIntensityabsolutely.
20:47.49PoeticIntensitywe go out there to have a ball.
20:47.54PoeticIntensityno egos...
20:47.58PoeticIntensityjust good times.
20:48.05PoeticIntensitythe more cars we get, the funner it'll be.
20:48.19PoeticIntensityI got my mustang going 145 MPH last time.
20:48.21PoeticIntensityscared the snot outta me.
20:48.32PoeticIntensitythere's a pretty huge difference between 120 and 140.
20:48.43PoeticIntensityat least, in my one-time limited experience. :)
20:48.53PoeticIntensitywe're plannin' it for the 17th of this month.
20:49.03PoeticIntensitySaturday, probably around 6 or 7 in the mornin'.
20:49.07PoeticIntensitymore details to come.
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20:58.43beandogyah
20:58.46beandogthere is a big diff between the two
20:59.17PoeticIntensityDid ya see?
20:59.25PoeticIntensityI found the top-speed of your sweet ride, Bean.
20:59.35PoeticIntensityamazing, actually...
20:59.37beandog143?
20:59.39PoeticIntensityyeah.
20:59.46beandogthen why does my speedomotor go to 480?
20:59.47PoeticIntensityI didn't think it'd go that fast.
20:59.49beandog:)
20:59.54PoeticIntensityhehe....
21:00.06PoeticIntensitymine only goes to 145... and my top speed is 147!!!
21:00.08PoeticIntensitywhat a rip.
21:00.09PoeticIntensityI'm taking it back.
21:07.10dataw0lfare you trying to defeat me in the "Most Lines Said Without An Interruption" category, PoeticIntensity?
21:07.17dataw0lfCuz, I tell you what, I'm going to take ya down!
21:10.15_psychic_nu uh
21:10.27PoeticIntensityLOL
21:10.42PoeticIntensityI'd say "dude.... bring it on".... but then I'd remember who I'm talkin' to.
21:11.03Lone_Wandererohhhh
21:11.17Lone_WandererMy car sucks, but I'd like to go out there and see y'all go way too fast anyway.
21:11.25Lone_WandererCan just anyone go out there and speed around?
21:11.34PoeticIntensityas far as I can tell.
21:11.37Lone_Wanderercool
21:11.39PoeticIntensityyeah...
21:11.42Lone_WandererI've never been to the salt flats before.
21:11.53PoeticIntensityya just go out there, drive, come to a culisack-esque looking road-end.
21:12.02PoeticIntensityand nothing but salt in all directions but the road you're on.
21:12.20Lone_WandererBut I want to go there, with a camera, and show it to my WoW friends, 'cause there's a zone in WoW called the Shimmering Flats
21:12.20PoeticIntensityand a sign that says "Bonneville Speedway"
21:12.31Lone_Wandererthat's obviously a ripoff of the salt flats.  there's even a race track there.
21:12.38PoeticIntensitybeauty.
21:12.49PoeticIntensityyeah... come on down.... I'm sure we can make it fun for just about everyone.
21:12.53Lone_Wandereryeah.  and then there's "Thousand Needles", which is basically Zion's Ntl. Park
21:12.55PoeticIntensityhowever..... I must warn anyone who's thinking about coming....
21:13.21PoeticIntensityonce you're on the salt - don't roll down your windows, open your doors, or ESPECIALLY leave your car.
21:13.25PoeticIntensitysalt gets *everywhere*
21:13.31Lone_Wandererpoint taken
21:13.35beandogseriously.
21:13.39beandogmy car turned white.
21:13.48Lone_WandererI'm tempted to rent a mustang or other sports car for the day.
21:14.22Lone_WandererOne without a GPS unit in it >.>
21:15.07beandoghee hee, its fun racing out there.
21:15.14beandogand spinning out
21:15.21beandogand going insanely fast for as long as you want.
21:15.24Lone_WandererIt's just a big, flat space right?
21:15.28beandogyah
21:15.35beandogI think its about 11 miles east to west
21:15.37Lone_WandererI'm having a hard time grasping this.  That you can go fast and spin out and it's all safe.
21:15.47beandogwell you just slide on the salt
21:15.51Lone_Wandereryeah
21:16.39beandogdo donuts
21:16.39beandog:D
21:16.41beandogat 40mph
21:17.26dataw0lfyou kids
21:17.43Lone_Wandereryou adult
21:17.45Lone_Wanderer?
21:20.22dataw0lfI dunno, that's just what I say when I'm at a loss for what to say
21:20.24dataw0lfooooh
21:20.29dataw0lfI have something to bring this back on topic
21:20.37dataw0lfalright, so I want to add a comment system sorta like djangobook.com
21:20.51Lone_Wandererwhich is sexy
21:20.54dataw0lfbut what I want to do is have people be able to highlight blog text and comment on that specific blog text
21:21.14dataw0lfwhat I'm concerned about is positioning (like djangobook.com) on the left side of my blog digv
21:21.17dataw0lfdiv*
21:21.24dataw0lfhow do I associate a position with the specific blog text?
21:21.27dataw0lfthat's my question
21:21.44dataw0lfdo I do it when they submit the comment?
21:21.50Lone_Wandererohhh, good question
21:21.50dataw0lfthat'd probably be easiest
21:21.54dataw0lfand how would I do that?
21:28.13Lone_WandererI have no idea.
21:29.59dataw0lfcalling all JavaScript / XHR gurus!
21:30.11dataw0lfdang, who hear really knows XHR
21:30.16dataw0lfI know XHR pretty well but I'm no guru
21:30.25dataw0lfs/hear/here
21:31.23bradymI'd get the position of the blog text and use that to place the baloon or whatever to click on -- something like what they talk about at  http://www.thescripts.com/forum/thread90547.html
21:32.03dataw0lfhmmm, thanks brady
21:32.10dataw0lfsee, this is why he's going to be working with me
21:32.32dataw0lfahhhhhhh, perfect
21:32.42dataw0lfyou are a gentleman and a scholar, brady
21:33.29dataw0lfcoffee mug, that was s'posed to preced
21:33.33dataw0lfprecede
21:33.35dataw0lfcrikey
21:33.53_psychic_<break>
21:34.31dataw0lf_psychic_: do you want PoeticIntensity to win this, sir?  HUH, do ya?
21:35.41_psychic_I accept bribes, if that's what you're asking.
21:36.17PoeticIntensityholy cow.... I leave for like.... 2 seconds and have I 1500 lines in the buffer...
21:36.19PoeticIntensityhold on.. lemme read.
21:36.22_psychic_hey there
21:36.24_psychic_dude
21:36.25_psychic_hey
21:36.27_psychic_:)
21:37.10dataw0lfgood job
21:37.13dataw0lfvery
21:37.14dataw0lfgood
21:37.14dataw0lfjob
21:37.15dataw0lf;-)
21:37.29Lone_Wanderer;
21:37.31Lone_Wanderer-
21:37.32Lone_Wanderer)
21:37.37dataw0lfdamn you LW
21:37.40dataw0lfdamn you all to hell
21:37.49_psychic_Hm. The problem with this arrangement is that it doesn't allow me to hassle you after you say something though.
21:37.51timinatorLOL
21:37.56Lone_WandererThat's a LIE!  A lie from SATAN!
21:38.40dataw0lfSatan isn't a bad guy once you get to know him
21:38.42dataw0lf>_>
21:38.43dataw0lf<_<
21:38.50dataw0lft(-_-)
21:39.01Lone_Wanderer(The point is, where else do lies come from, if your world view involves such characters as Satan.)
21:39.14Lone_Wanderer(Likewise, where else would I be damned to?)
21:39.55beandogHeck.
21:40.04dataw0lfHeckariffic
21:40.11dataw0lfLW is Heckariffic
21:40.25PoeticIntensityholy cow, today must be Fridaqy.
21:40.28PoeticIntensityFriday, eve.
21:40.29beandogjbot: Lone_Wanderer is also heckariffic
21:40.34jbotbeandog: okay
21:40.34dataw0lfyou can attach all sorts of post modifiers to Heck
21:40.34PoeticIntensitylks34jhrl3fi4hw3g
21:40.34dataw0lfHecktastic
21:40.37dataw0lfHeckalistic
21:40.38dataw0lfetc
21:40.42beandog~Lone_Wanderer
21:40.44jboti heard lone_wanderer is out riding fences, or an acolyte of mindjuju, or heckariffic
21:40.51dataw0lf:-D
21:41.13Lone_WandererOhhh, today is no-backwpace Friday.
21:41.20Lone_WandererNo backspacing ofver your typing mistakes!
21:41.26beandogwelcome to my world
21:41.28PoeticIntensityjbot: beandog is one cool cat who has a sweet ride and likes to think he can drive.
21:41.30jbot...but beandog is already something else...
21:41.34dataw0lfI... don't... make... mistakes...
21:41.38dataw0lfit's all part of my plan
21:41.43dataw0lfkind of like God's, y'know
21:41.50Lone_Wanderer...plan?
21:41.51beandogPoeticIntensity: gotta do is also
21:41.55dataw0lfall I gotta say is 'it's part of my plan'
21:41.56PoeticIntensitydarn.
21:42.01dataw0lfdangariffic
21:42.05PoeticIntensityjbot: beandog is also one cool cat who has a sweet ride and likes to think he can drive.
21:42.07jbotPoeticIntensity: okay
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21:42.17beandog~beandog
21:42.18jbothmm... beandog is cool, or one cool cat who has a sweet ride and likes to think he can drive.
21:42.28dataw0lfI bet I can call what type of car beandog drives
21:42.29PoeticIntensitythere ya go
21:42.32dataw0lfa cobalt ss 2006
21:42.37beandogsupahchaged
21:42.39dataw0lf>_>
21:42.40dataw0lf<_<
21:42.50PoeticIntensityjbot: jbot is also some dimwit who learns crud.
21:42.52jbotokay, PoeticIntensity
21:42.56Lone_WandererDW, how hard would it be to create a thing... that...
21:42.57dataw0lf~jbot
21:42.58jbotwell, jbot is only marginally useful at best,  He got a C- on his Turing Test, or dating the fembots, or a potty mouth, or some dimwit who learns crud.
21:42.59Lone_Wandererdoes things?
21:43.15dataw0lfLone_Wanderer: Hm. Good question
21:43.18dataw0lfLone_Wanderer: Hard.
21:43.25dataw0lfthat's my standard answer.
21:43.26beandogbah, why dont I ever bookmark anything
21:43.33beandogI cant remember how to import a CSV
21:43.35beandoginto mysql
21:43.39Lone_WandererSpecifically, a genealogy program, only one that draws the graphs out and lets you browse around them and zoom in and zoom out, google maps style?
21:43.42_psychic_load data infile
21:43.48PoeticIntensityI wrote a script to do it...
21:44.12dataw0lfLone_Wanderer: dunno
21:44.22PoeticIntensity~lart beandog
21:44.25dataw0lfprobably a lot of javascript action
21:44.31dataw0lfpersonally, I don't think it'd be worth it
21:44.32beandogooh, spot on.
21:44.38dataw0lfwhat's up with the obsession of genealogy in Utah?
21:44.47PoeticIntensity~lart dataw0lf
21:44.57PoeticIntensity~lart Lone_Wanderer
21:45.07dataw0lfman, good luck jbot
21:45.08beandog~tunafart PoeticIntensity
21:45.10jbotACTION eats a week-old tuna sandwich with relish and walks over to PoeticIntensity, leg raised, to let 'em rip.
21:45.16PoeticIntensityLMAOROFL
21:45.38dataw0lfwho did that happen to?
21:45.40dataw0lfmindjuju?
21:45.46beandogI think so
21:45.47PoeticIntensityman... I gotta get outta here or someone's gonna wonder what's going on.
21:46.24PoeticIntensityhelp jbot
21:46.30PoeticIntensity~help jbot
21:46.48PoeticIntensity~help
21:47.19PoeticIntensityjbot: what does WTF mean?
21:47.23dataw0lfheh
21:47.28dataw0lf~wtf
21:47.51PoeticIntensityhow do I get a listing of all the ~ commands?
21:47.53PoeticIntensity~list
21:48.18jbotone warez list being sent
21:48.18dataw0lf~help
21:48.19PoeticIntensityI did that.... didn't work.
21:48.19beandogjbot: PoeticIntensity is a beef-wheet
21:48.21jbot...but poeticintensity is already something else...
21:48.21beandogmight be lagged.
21:48.35dataw0lfjbot: PoeticIntensity is also new to the UPHPU channel, but pretty funny
21:48.36jbotokay, dataw0lf
21:48.39beandogjbot: PoeticIntensity is also a beef-wheet
21:48.40jbotbeandog: okay
21:48.58dataw0lf~PoeticIntensity
21:49.00jbotpoeticintensity is probably a swirling vat of orange juice, or new to the UPHPU channel, but pretty funny, or a beef-wheet
21:49.09dataw0lf~beandog
21:49.10jbotfrom memory, beandog is cool, or one cool cat who has a sweet ride and likes to think he can drive.
21:49.11beandogjbot: PoeticIntensity is also drives a yellow mustang
21:49.12jbotokay, beandog
21:49.16PoeticIntensityjbot: beandog has some weird disease.
21:49.23PoeticIntensityyou dork.\
21:49.32dataw0lfjbot: beandog is also a dork
21:49.33jbotokay, dataw0lf
21:50.02PoeticIntensityLOL
21:50.04PoeticIntensitynice.
21:50.10PoeticIntensityhermmmm....
21:50.13PoeticIntensity~lobotomy beandog
21:50.15jbotACTION pulls out a rusty saw to perform a lobotomy on beandog
21:50.41PoeticIntensityand, FYI dataw0lf, I've been part of UPHPU for years..... just a lurker.
21:50.50beandogbash: mysql: command not found
21:50.52beandogthat's not ideal.
21:50.54PoeticIntensityand I think this place is frickin' hilarious.
21:51.05dataw0lfPoeticIntensity: lurker == noob
21:51.10dataw0lfyou gotta interact!
21:51.14PoeticIntensitytrue dat.
21:51.40PoeticIntensityso... you coming to any lunches, dataw0lf?
21:51.43PoeticIntensityYou're in Vegas, aren't ya?
21:52.09PoeticIntensityand, man... I'm glad I didn't get a yellow mustang.
21:52.30dataw0lfReno.
21:52.39PoeticIntensityRrrrrrreno.
21:52.45dataw0lfrrrrrrright
21:52.48dataw0lfprobably in a couple weeks.
21:52.52dataw0lfin fact
21:52.54dataw0lfI'll buy a ticket today
21:54.13dataw0lfto satisfy my fans
21:54.14PoeticIntensityhuzzah!
21:54.14PoeticIntensity~woot PoeticIntensity
21:54.16mgearymmmmmmm. that was one good sandwich.
21:54.21beandog~woot
21:54.23jbotextra, extra, read all about it, woot is a way cool cat with some nice headspace, or wishes for nitwits to quit fucking up his description, or a description fascist, or a geek, or an ANU student and programmer (http://cbis.anu.edu.au/), or a crack whore
21:54.30dataw0lf~dataw0lf
21:54.31jbotmethinks dataw0lf is sleeping again, or da supahstah, or a dink, or #utah's number one troll, or known by his full title: dataw0lf, Destroyer of Newbies, Troll of the Seas of IRC, God of All that is Technical, etc, etc, or a lamer as per "~nickometer dataw0lf", or stderr, or a guy who needs to control his temper, or needs to release his anger, or a flying stegosaurus
21:55.15dataw0lfjbot: dataw0lf is also a flying CARNIVOROUS stegosaurus
21:55.17jbotokay, dataw0lf
21:55.18PoeticIntensity~unlobotomy beandog
21:55.48PoeticIntensityhuzzah!
21:55.59beandogwow that was fast.
21:55.59beandoggentoo++
21:56.14PoeticIntensityjbot: beandog is also PoeticIntensity's secret gay lover.
21:56.15jbotokay, PoeticIntensity
21:56.22beandogack!
21:56.25PoeticIntensityROFL
21:56.26dataw0lfhahahaha
21:56.28dataw0lfHAHAHAHA
21:56.29beandogso much for secrets
21:56.30dataw0lfbeandog, dude
21:56.32dataw0lfdude
21:56.33dataw0lfDUDE
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21:56.54PoeticIntensityI can't be in here anymore, guys.... People are asking what I'm doing.
21:57.01PoeticIntensityI can't stop laughing.
21:57.10beandogjbot: PoeticIntensity is also queen of the chick flick
21:57.11jbotbeandog: okay
21:57.24PoeticIntensityah heck.... let em' fire me.
21:57.28PoeticIntensityI'll go work with dataw0lf
21:58.20PoeticIntensityand suck down all his flying carnivorous stegosaur goodness.
21:58.32PoeticIntensity~beandog
21:58.34jbotextra, extra, read all about it, beandog is cool, or one cool cat who has a sweet ride and likes to think he can drive. a dork  PoeticIntensity's secret gay lover.
21:59.08PoeticIntensity~PoeticIntensity
21:59.09jbotwell, poeticintensity is a swirling vat of orange juice, or new to the UPHPU channel, but pretty funny, or a beef-wheet, or drives a yellow mustang, or queen of the chick flick
21:59.26PoeticIntensity~forget
21:59.35PoeticIntensity~forget beandog
21:59.52PoeticIntensity~beandog
21:59.54jboti heard beandog is cool, or one cool cat who has a sweet ride and likes to think he can drive. a dork  PoeticIntensity's secret gay lover.
22:00.24beandogwow, that actually worked almost perfect the first time.
22:00.34PoeticIntensitywhat ya up to, Bean?
22:00.45beandogimport CSV file into mysql
22:00.50PoeticIntensitygentooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
22:00.53beandogusing sql
22:00.58PoeticIntensitybah!?  really?
22:01.03PoeticIntensityno scripting?
22:01.07beandogno
22:01.10PoeticIntensitycare to share the query?
22:01.17beandoghttp://www.modwest.com/help/kb6-253.html
22:01.48Lone_Wanderer¿
22:01.51Lone_Wanderercool, it worked
22:01.51PoeticIntensityhow freaking cool.
22:02.17PoeticIntensityI remember learning how to do that when I was reading "MySQL for Stupid Morons"
22:02.25beandogjust last night?
22:02.29PoeticIntensityyeah!
22:02.35PoeticIntensityremember??  I was reading it with you!
22:02.36beandognice.
22:02.42beandogno, I was reading it to you
22:02.47PoeticIntensitywait..... actually....  yeah.. that's t.
22:02.48PoeticIntensityit
22:02.56PoeticIntensityyou were reading it to me.
22:04.18beandoghttp://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/4.1/en/load-data.html
22:04.26beandogthere we go, a few more options.
22:04.29beandogworks good.
22:07.44PoeticIntensitybeautyl.
22:07.56PoeticIntensityit's such a treat for me seeing you work in MySQL, Beanie....
22:08.12PoeticIntensityyou must love it like you love corn-bran muffins on early spring mornings.
22:08.26mgeary~insult corn bran
22:08.56_psychic_what the...
22:09.05Lone_WandererOkay, that's just gross.
22:09.31PoeticIntensityOk..... stop it with the humor...
22:09.34PoeticIntensityI'm dying over here.
22:09.47PoeticIntensitythat was HILARIOUS!
22:09.57beandogcorn-bran muffins?
22:09.58_psychic_I'm just trying to picture a small bladder with claws.
22:10.00PoeticIntensitybut then again... I have a pretty freaking warped sense of humor.
22:10.07mgeary~insult PoeticIntensity
22:10.15PoeticIntensityROFL
22:10.24PoeticIntensitywho programs jbot?
22:10.34PoeticIntensityI gotta get a dump of his insults...
22:11.10beandog~melvin PoeticIntensity
22:11.12jbotACTION pulls PoeticIntensity underwear up to the ceiling...and smiles
22:12.38mgeary~tagteam PoeticIntensity
22:12.39jbotACTION climbs to the top rope of the ring and launches himself at PoeticIntensity!  mgeary slams PoeticIntensity with a folding chair!  PoeticIntensity is down for the count!
22:13.30PoeticIntensityLOL
22:13.33PoeticIntensitybeautiful....
22:13.36PoeticIntensityI hate you all.
22:13.41mgeary~frenchassault PoeticIntensity
22:13.42jbotACTION summons the french taunter! PoeticIntensity is an English bedwetting type! PoeticIntensity, I burst my pimples at you... You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!  Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
22:13.42PoeticIntensity~hate mgeary
22:13.59mgeary:D
22:14.04_psychic_~whaleslap PoeticIntensity and mgeary
22:14.06jbotACTION beats PoeticIntensity and mgeary upside and over the head with a freakishly huge killer whale named Hugh
22:14.06PoeticIntensityI love it!
22:14.17_psychic_~dhit PoeticIntensity
22:14.18jbotACTION appears on PoeticIntensity's left side and performs the Ricer Slayer Blow upon PoeticIntensity's shoulder
22:14.22_psychic_~bdhit mgeary
22:14.23jbotACTION slaps the diviner's tin avalanche on mgeary
22:14.35_psychic_~phit mindjuju
22:14.36jbotACTION wiggles his fingers mindjuju's direction. You now have a strong conviction that you need to get a job as an accountant.
22:14.43mgearydiviners tin??
22:14.58mgearysounds like something from nethack
22:15.10_psychic_mgeary: you are obviously untrained in the ways of kung foo
22:15.21mgearymaybe
22:15.34mgearyor MAYbe, i'm lulling you into a false sense of security
22:15.49mgearyKa-BLAMMO
22:15.58mgearyjeeze. it is *so* Friday
22:16.42_psychic_blammo?
22:17.10macnewbold~asplode mgeary
22:17.12jbotmgeary head asplode, k thx
22:17.15bradym~rlart
22:17.56PoeticIntensity~rlart mgeary
22:18.06PoeticIntensity~rlart
22:18.09PoeticIntensityAHHH random lart.
22:18.16PoeticIntensityman I'm an idiot.
22:18.22PoeticIntensityor... it's Friday..
22:18.25bradym~lart PoeticIntensity
22:18.31macnewbold~friday PoeticIntensity
22:18.34Lone_WandererSomeone needs to make a game where you lart (and other such things) people in the room
22:18.54macnewbold~bonk Lone_Wanderer
22:18.56jbotACTION bonks Lone_Wanderer over the head
22:18.57Lone_Wandereronly a successful lart will boot them
22:19.07macnewbold~heal mindjuju
22:19.08jbotACTION heals mindjuju with Super Cow Powers.
22:19.21Lone_Wandererthrow in options to protect yourself from various attacks (at the expense of larting others)
22:19.25macnewbold~cast anti-virus spell on mindjuju
22:19.26Lone_Wandererand then the last person in the channel wins
22:19.38macnewbold~dodge Lone_Wanderer
22:19.56Lone_WandererThe only real limitation is how fast you can type things.
22:20.33macnewbold~dvorak Lone_Wanderer
22:20.35PoeticIntensityor how fast you can write a script to win. :)
22:20.40PoeticIntensityLOL
22:20.42Lone_Wandererboooo scripting
22:20.44macnewbold~shakespeare PoeticIntensity
22:20.46jbotACTION stands up and quotes Shakespeare: PoeticIntensity - Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!
22:20.46PoeticIntensitynice, mac...
22:24.03mindjujuthanks macnewbold
22:24.03beandoghow was the geek lunch?
22:24.20mindjujui don't think anybody went to the geek lunch
22:24.23Lone_WandererMore germaine - *was* the geek lunch?
22:24.37beandogwhose Germaine?
22:24.41PoeticIntensityI have the same question.
22:24.49mgearyi think he was the first Jackson brother
22:24.52Lone_Wanderer~wiki germaine
22:25.14bradym~wiki Jermaine
22:25.16Lone_WandererHmm.  I need a dictionary, not an encyclopedia.
22:25.21beandogwhats a commune?
22:25.24beandogthat sounds saucy
22:25.29mgearyhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jermaine_Jackson
22:25.40Lone_WandererA place where people live together.  Usually monks or hippies or something.
22:25.53beandogor gypsies?
22:26.27beandogutah needs more gypsies.
22:26.42mgearymore?
22:26.55mgearydon't you usually need at least one of something before you can have more?
22:41.16beandoghttp://wordpress.org/development/2007/03/upgrade-212/
22:41.18beandogunbelievable.
22:41.57mgearynice
22:42.17mgearyof course, if the WP source wasn't a complete bowl of spaghetti, this kind of thing might not happen as readily....
22:44.08dataw0lf<PROTECTED>
22:49.47timinatorI'm out
22:49.54timinatorlater guys
22:50.23mindjujulater timinator
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22:51.16mindjuju~crackskulls herlo
22:51.21jbotACTION grabs herlo and olds 's heads and slams them together knocking both unconscious.  Jbot then turns to mindjuju to see who else needs a wallop.
22:52.54beandog~lart wordpress for not using md5sums to tell which ones were vulnerable
22:57.56mgeary~sleep
22:57.57jboti heard sleep is overrated, and a poor substitute for caffeine.
22:58.01mgeary~idle
22:58.03jbotIdle is a doodie head
22:58.08mgearyheh
22:58.13Lone_Wanderer~idlerpg
22:58.41mgearyjbot: take a nap
22:58.44Lone_Wandererjbot: idlerpg is an RPG that you play just by joining #idlerpg and logging in, then idling in the channel
22:58.45jbotokay, Lone_Wanderer
23:00.45_psychic_Lone_Wanderer: what is that?
23:01.41Lone_Wandererjoin #idlerpg and /msg newdlebot for help
23:01.53Lone_Wandereryou just join the channel and idle in it and you get levels for idling
23:02.24_psychic_haha
23:04.55bradymlol
23:06.38dataw0lfhehe
23:06.40dataw0lfit's awesome
23:08.54mgearywahoo
23:21.43bradymthat one is much better than the original :)
23:22.40dataw0lftrue dat
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