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| 00:46.42 | Lone_Wanderer | later all |
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| 16:04.04 | Utah_Dave | wps: you around? |
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| 16:20.54 | wps | yes |
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| 17:42.24 | mindjuju | sup yo |
| 17:42.40 | thebigdog | nada mucho |
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| 17:49.32 | beandog | whats the best data type to store a unix_timestamp() in mysql4.0? bigint? |
| 17:53.02 | macnewbold | beandog: generally I just use a datetime or a timestamp field to store it, then turn it back into unix_timestamp when necessary |
| 18:03.30 | thebigdog | beandog, what are you using the field for? anything specific? |
| 18:03.40 | beandog | timestamps |
| 18:04.00 | beandog | s'all good, I got it figgered out |
| 18:04.09 | thebigdog | then i would use a timestamp field like mac said...then you have the functions for date/time available for it too |
| 18:04.34 | beandog | too many. |
| 18:04.37 | beandog | and not enough. |
| 18:04.42 | beandog | oh well. |
| 18:05.58 | macnewbold | hehe |
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| 18:14.35 | macnewbold | ~lart mindjuju's good eye |
| 18:14.48 | mindjuju | heh |
| 18:14.53 | mindjuju | but just the good eye got it |
| 18:16.30 | beandog | that was a good one :) |
| 18:26.08 | thebigdog | ~fart beandog |
| 18:26.09 | jbot | ACTION farts in beandog's general direction |
| 18:26.23 | thebigdog | o that was a good one :0 |
| 18:30.24 | macnewbold | hey |
| 18:30.35 | macnewbold | watch it thebigdog, I'm sitting by him too ya know |
| 18:30.53 | thebigdog | does beandog work for ya? |
| 18:31.08 | macnewbold | yeah, he works with me here at code greene now |
| 18:31.19 | thebigdog | oh...and you let him use gentoo? |
| 18:31.27 | macnewbold | pulled him away from the clutches of the Dark Side of MSSQL databases... |
| 18:31.34 | macnewbold | yeah, he's doing the gentoo thing |
| 18:31.47 | macnewbold | it only took a few days for his box to build everything, and it was mostly unattended |
| 18:31.49 | macnewbold | ;) |
| 18:31.49 | thebigdog | does he even work... |
| 18:32.12 | macnewbold | he was really good to plan ahead, and got that started the week before he'd be here |
| 18:32.59 | thebigdog | lol |
| 18:33.07 | thebigdog | but he slacks a lot i know |
| 18:33.11 | thebigdog | :) |
| 18:33.17 | thebigdog | i (L) beandog |
| 18:33.27 | thebigdog | is like a little dog |
| 18:40.07 | thebigdog | so macnewbold when are you going to hire me? |
| 18:44.22 | thebigdog | php 4.4.5 released |
| 18:44.30 | thebigdog | great news!!!! |
| 18:55.56 | macnewbold | thebigdog: we can't hire you until you apply for a position here... you'll have to do the interview thing just like everyone else ;) |
| 18:56.06 | beandog | ok this is weird. |
| 18:56.13 | beandog | select last_insert_id() returns one row |
| 18:56.17 | macnewbold | but we've had 3 new people start in the last 3 months, so we're trying to stabilize for a bit before we get anyone else new here |
| 18:56.21 | beandog | but if you add FROM table, it will return the same # a few times. |
| 18:56.24 | beandog | er, wait. |
| 18:56.39 | beandog | yah. |
| 18:56.40 | beandog | weird. |
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| 19:01.19 | beandog | thebigdog: you gotta be a gentoo guru to work here |
| 19:01.23 | beandog | or freebsd |
| 19:01.24 | beandog | :) |
| 19:01.41 | dataw0lf | mac's lowered his standards to allow gentoo gurus to work with him |
| 19:01.42 | dataw0lf | ? |
| 19:01.44 | dataw0lf | tsk tsk |
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| 20:10.11 | macnewbold | w00t! chanserv left... |
| 20:10.16 | macnewbold | quick, let's op everyone... |
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| 20:11.18 | macnewbold | sweet |
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| 20:12.56 | _psychic_ | muahaha |
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| 20:12.56 | _psychic_ | just kidding bro |
| 20:13.03 | jsmith | w00t! |
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| 20:13.18 | _psychic_ | hmmm what have we here? |
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| 20:13.54 | _psychic_ | aww :( |
| 20:13.57 | _psychic_ | :) |
| 20:14.07 | _psychic_ | sweet! |
| 20:14.36 | mindjuju | ~phit _psychic_ |
| 20:14.46 | jbot | ACTION wiggles his fingers _psychic_'s direction. You now have a strong conviction that you need to get a job as an accountant. |
| 20:15.04 | _psychic_ | ~phit mindjuju |
| 20:15.05 | jbot | ACTION wiggles his fingers mindjuju's direction. You now have a strong conviction that Windows is the OS for you. |
| 20:15.09 | _psychic_ | I win |
| 20:15.15 | mindjuju | looks like chanserv is going rabid, they must have had to put him down |
| 20:15.30 | mindjuju | i am an NT admin |
| 20:15.45 | *** mode/#UPHPU [-o _psychic_] by macnewbold |
| 20:15.49 | mindjuju | windows rox the free world, baby! |
| 20:15.49 | *** mode/#UPHPU [-v _psychic_] by macnewbold |
| 20:16.07 | macnewbold | ~lart _psychic_ |
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| 20:17.09 | mindjuju | psh! smoke bomb, oh no!!! |
| 20:17.10 | mindjuju | is that the best you can do? |
| 20:17.14 | macnewbold | I know, I was disappointed too |
| 20:17.21 | macnewbold | ~burninate _psychic_ |
| 20:17.24 | jbot | ACTION burninates _psychic_ and thrashes him soundly with Trogdor's meat arm. |
| 20:17.30 | mindjuju | ~dhit _psychic_ |
| 20:17.32 | jbot | ACTION appears right behind _psychic_ and slaps him in the back of the head |
| 20:17.33 | macnewbold | ~asplode _psychic_ |
| 20:17.35 | jbot | _psychic_ head asplode, k thx |
| 20:17.44 | mindjuju | ~toejam _psychic_ |
| 20:17.45 | jbot | ACTION wipes all the crud and _psychic_ from out between his toes. Yuck! |
| 20:17.52 | macnewbold | and the nuke: |
| 20:17.56 | macnewbold | ~tunafart _psychic_ |
| 20:17.57 | jbot | ACTION eats a week-old tuna sandwich with relish and walks over to _psychic_, leg raised, to let 'em rip. |
| 20:18.08 | mindjuju | game over, man! game over! |
| 20:18.47 | _psychic_ | Yeah... double up on me like that. |
| 20:18.55 | _psychic_ | Its the last chance you'll get |
| 20:18.57 | macnewbold | please form a queue in an orderly fashion, there's room for everyone to sign |
| 20:19.23 | macnewbold | ... don't make me kick you too... |
| 20:19.27 | macnewbold | ~polish my boots |
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| 20:31.59 | _psychic_ | what the... |
| 20:32.18 | _psychic_ | I'm on the same tier as dataw0lf (no voice, even) |
| 20:32.44 | _psychic_ | whoa sweet |
| 20:36.34 | _psychic_ | ooooh |
| 20:36.41 | _psychic_ | I just caught you leaving that channel wps |
| 20:36.57 | _psychic_ | busted! |
| 20:37.08 | wps | no, I'm not busted |
| 20:37.11 | mindjuju | heh |
| 20:37.12 | wps | those in #phpwomen are |
| 20:37.29 | mindjuju | we were going to go in and raid #phpwomen |
| 20:37.37 | mindjuju | well, timinator and I |
| 20:37.45 | mindjuju | seems like there might have been somebody else too |
| 20:37.46 | wps | there's no one in there |
| 20:38.00 | timinator | I'm with ya mindjuju |
| 20:38.07 | mindjuju | well, the leader of the pack is a lady that lives in Guam |
| 20:38.31 | timinator | who wears pants.... PHP is not for women |
| 20:38.35 | mindjuju | if you google phpwomen, you'll get a blog, and from the blog you'll get a name and from the name you can get the pic |
| 20:38.37 | timinator | (except for swb) |
| 20:39.07 | timinator | :) |
| 20:51.18 | dataw0lf | mindjuju: me |
| 20:51.40 | dataw0lf | (another of the raid members) |
| 20:51.50 | dataw0lf | http://www.infohacking.com/INFOHACKING_RESEARCH/Our_Advisories/apache/index.html |
| 21:08.41 | dataw0lf | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxmc9_AnyN0 |
| 21:08.45 | dataw0lf | mebbe nsfw |
| 21:08.49 | dataw0lf | can't really see anything though |
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| 21:25.48 | macnewbold | he's wearing shorts, so unless a topless man with some serious manboobage is nsfw at your work, you'll be fine I think |
| 21:27.23 | _psychic_ | I think I'm going to elect to skip the manboobage. |
| 21:27.33 | _psychic_ | sfw or not |
| 21:28.51 | dataw0lf | macnewbold: oh, I didn't inspect it that closely |
| 21:28.54 | dataw0lf | perv |
| 21:29.51 | _psychic_ | yea mac geez |
| 21:33.54 | macnewbold | ~lart dataw0lf |
| 21:34.01 | macnewbold | eh, disappointing |
| 21:34.04 | macnewbold | ~abuse dataw0lf |
| 21:34.13 | jbot | ACTION smacks dataw0lf across the face. "Take that, sucker!" |
| 21:34.13 | macnewbold | ~insult dataw0lf |
| 21:34.13 | macnewbold | ~curse dataw0lf |
| 21:34.16 | jbot | May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your most sensitive regions, dataw0lf ! |
| 21:34.21 | macnewbold | better |
| 21:34.24 | _psychic_ | this is getting weirder... |
| 21:44.56 | mindjuju | that's really interesting dataw0lf |
| 21:45.52 | _psychic_ | mindjuju: manboobs? |
| 21:47.18 | mindjuju | no, the infohacking |
| 21:47.23 | mindjuju | didn't see manboobs |
| 21:49.44 | dataw0lf | mindjuju: ya |
| 21:51.07 | macnewbold | mindjuju: see the youtube |
| 21:52.13 | mindjuju | manboobs? |
| 21:52.40 | dataw0lf | awesomest man boobs EVAR! |
| 21:53.29 | fungus | http://images.google.com/images?q=manboobs |
| 21:54.47 | mindjuju | this seems to be some kind of fetish - manboobs, it's interesting to see who knows the links |
| 21:55.05 | fungus | ~smack mindjuju |
| 21:55.07 | jbot | ACTION smacks mindjuju upside the head. |
| 21:55.13 | mindjuju | hey, truth hurts! |
| 21:55.19 | herlo | mindjuju: bob and tom! |
| 21:55.21 | _psychic_ | Is it any surprise its fungus and dataw0lf? I think not. |
| 21:55.29 | mindjuju | remember, denial is the first stage though |
| 21:55.51 | mindjuju | brb |
| 21:57.04 | herlo | http://www.bobandtomstore.com/ -- scantily clad women, but not nude, could be NSFW |
| 21:57.28 | dataw0lf | oooh hawt |
| 21:57.33 | dataw0lf | ooooh hawt |
| 21:58.15 | dataw0lf | I love scantily clad women |
| 21:58.59 | herlo | dataw0lf: not too many though |
| 21:59.00 | herlo | sorry |
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| 22:23.29 | Lone_Wanderer | Is anyone here familiar with stickis.com? It looks like some kind of vaguely greasemonkey-like thing I saw once (only not implemented in greasemonkey) |
| 22:58.01 | gibba[w] | dataw0lf get yer a** back out her soon ... you need to get a bar brawl goin |
| 22:58.10 | gibba[w] | here* |
| 22:58.45 | timinator | I'm outie |
| 22:58.47 | timinator | late |
| 22:59.14 | dataw0lf | aww, thanks gibba[w], that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me |
| 22:59.28 | gibba[w] | :D |
| 23:08.17 | optikal | dataw0lf: You should come out for St Patties, we're gunna have another party and we can finalize the night proper again~ |
| 23:23.54 | dataw0lf | when's St Patties? |
| 23:24.00 | dataw0lf | I can't remember |
| 23:24.14 | dataw0lf | this time, though, let's not have a girl with us |
| 23:24.17 | dataw0lf | and by girl I mean harm |
| 23:24.25 | dataw0lf | ;-D |
| 23:24.51 | dataw0lf | I still give him flak for just standing there when those guys jumped us |
| 23:33.02 | thebigdog | funny name is harm yet is a wussy |
| 23:34.17 | dataw0lf | you sound like Borat, thebigdog |
| 23:34.30 | thebigdog | i am |
| 23:34.45 | dataw0lf | ooooh |
| 23:34.47 | thebigdog | can i just vent about some people children |
| 23:35.05 | thebigdog | man sometimes people suck |
| 23:35.05 | dataw0lf | i lubs you! |
| 23:35.10 | thebigdog | and they really suck |
| 23:35.23 | thebigdog | so i get a friend a killer job...telecommuting and great salary |
| 23:35.32 | thebigdog | then he ups and gives us the bird |
| 23:35.36 | thebigdog | what a loser |
| 23:35.48 | dataw0lf | what a hoser |
| 23:40.40 | email | awwww |
| 23:40.42 | email | thanks |
| 23:40.49 | mindjuju | heh |
| 23:40.57 | email | GET A PENIS ENLARGEMENT!!ONE! |
| 23:41.06 | wps | LOL!!! |
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| 23:41.11 | dataw0lf | :-D |
| 23:41.25 | wps | thanks,dataw0lf |
| 23:41.36 | dataw0lf | I live but to serve, sir |
| 23:42.24 | wps | hey, dataw0lf, can you recommend any pumped up stocks that I could invest in? |
| 23:44.53 | dataw0lf | nah, I don't do the stock thang. |
| 23:48.58 | mindjuju | i'm no investor, but I play one on TV. If i had money to spare, i'd invest in Google |
| 23:49.27 | mindjuju | i was trying to make that sound like Troy McClure, but i think i missed it |
| 23:49.50 | dataw0lf | love this video |
| 23:49.50 | dataw0lf | http://youtube.com/watch?v=yni-W7s3Hp4 |
| 23:50.24 | dataw0lf | http://www.startribune.com/614/story/995886.html |
| 23:50.38 | dataw0lf | "He said he buys expensive clothes because "if I look decent, I preach better, so I'm really doing it for you, amen." |
| 23:50.42 | dataw0lf | hallelujah |
| 23:50.55 | dataw0lf | mebbe you should invest in God's stock |
| 23:51.01 | dataw0lf | looks like people are making bundles |
| 23:57.42 | mindjuju | i wouldn't blame this man's dealings on God though. God didn't have anything to do with this |
| 23:58.20 | thebigdog | is ZZ top's fautl |