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| 14:12.20 | drip | good morning everyone |
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| 16:24.28 | thebigdog | ~monday all |
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| 17:09.44 | macnewbold | ~morning |
| 17:09.56 | jbot | Good morning! |
| 17:40.23 | Utah_Dave | morning |
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| 18:39.31 | macnewbold | so these two jumper cables walk into a bar... |
| 18:39.39 | macnewbold | they get up to the bar and try to order a drink |
| 18:39.51 | macnewbold | the bartender eyes them suspiciously for a minute, then finally says |
| 18:40.10 | macnewbold | "Okay, I'll serve you each a drink, |
| 18:40.17 | macnewbold | but you have to promise not to start anything..." |
| 18:48.33 | macnewbold | so these two cows are standing around, grazing in a pasture |
| 18:48.37 | macnewbold | and the one turns to the other and says |
| 18:49.03 | macnewbold | "I was artificially inseminated the other day..." |
| 18:49.20 | macnewbold | her friend turns to her and says "Oh, really?" |
| 18:49.32 | macnewbold | she answers "Yeah, no bull!" |
| 18:51.02 | jsmith | macnewbold: And you'll be here all week, right? |
| 18:51.32 | macnewbold | I'm here every week, jsmith |
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| 18:52.11 | jsmith | Ah great... a stand-up comedian with patience ;-) |
| 18:53.36 | _psychic_ | Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? |
| 18:53.52 | jsmith | I dunno, why? |
| 18:54.02 | _psychic_ | Because DEC 25 = OCT 31. :) |
| 18:54.16 | Utah_Dave | :) |
| 18:54.18 | jsmith | Ooooh... that's a good one |
| 18:54.36 | jsmith | Did you hear about the duck that walked into the pharmacy and bought some chap stick? |
| 18:54.36 | macnewbold | There are only 10 kinds of people in the world... those that understand binary, and those that don't |
| 18:54.49 | Utah_Dave | macnewbold: I like that binary joke |
| 18:54.58 | jsmith | ... he walked up to the counter and said "Just put it on my bill..." |
| 18:55.10 | macnewbold | ~rimshot |
| 18:55.12 | jbot | ch-ch-chhh |
| 18:55.16 | jsmith | There are three kinds of people in this world... those who can count, and those who can't |
| 18:55.22 | Utah_Dave | I saw it on a billboard off I-15 in Utah County a while back and my wife couldn't understand why I thought it was funny |
| 18:55.32 | jsmith | Utah_Dave: It was an Omniture billboard |
| 18:55.41 | Utah_Dave | yeah, I think you're right |
| 18:55.55 | _psychic_ | They had a C vs. PHP one for a while, too. |
| 19:00.18 | wps | http://www.tatiana.info/ |
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| 19:00.19 | wps | (WARNING) |
| 19:00.23 | jsmith | Yup |
| 19:00.33 | timinator_ | LOL |
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| 19:35.50 | dataw0lf | morning gents! |
| 19:35.56 | beandog | lo |
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| 19:44.29 | macnewbold | ~lart wps for posting that tatiana link |
| 20:09.03 | thebigdog | ~fart wps |
| 20:09.12 | jbot | ACTION farts in wps's general direction |
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| 21:01.01 | dataw0lf | mindjuju: http://iamachristiantoo.org/wp-images/elements.jpg |
| 21:01.13 | dataw0lf | http://www.fazed.org/video/?id=584 |
| 21:02.55 | _psychic_ | holy crap |
| 21:03.12 | dataw0lf | the video? |
| 21:03.33 | _psychic_ | yeah |
| 21:03.39 | _psychic_ | dang its like 50' away |
| 21:03.42 | dataw0lf | yea |
| 21:03.46 | dataw0lf | pretty nuts |
| 21:06.31 | _psychic_ | here's a pretty awesome one I saw today |
| 21:06.32 | _psychic_ | http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5001042479898028675&q=elephant |
| 21:06.43 | _psychic_ | *that's* a close call |
| 21:06.50 | _psychic_ | (assuming he survived) |
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| 21:24.49 | mindjuju | heh |
| 21:25.04 | dataw0lf | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sshbHTDSwCk |
| 21:25.13 | dataw0lf | oh |
| 21:25.17 | dataw0lf | mindjuju, there you are |
| 21:25.23 | dataw0lf | <PROTECTED> |
| 21:26.57 | beandog | heh |
| 21:29.15 | mindjuju | yup |
| 21:29.56 | _psychic_ | its funny and not funny all at the same time |
| 21:31.05 | dataw0lf | yea, it's kind of depressing. |
| 21:32.22 | mindjuju | hardly accurate representation for either side's arguments. could see how it could be depressing. |
| 21:32.52 | _psychic_ | mindjuju: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5001042479898028675&q=elephant |
| 21:33.15 | dataw0lf | I think it's more of a generic joke about attempting to discredit something simply because it's called a theory. |
| 21:34.18 | _psychic_ | (or a working model) |
| 21:38.01 | mindjuju | sorry, stepped away for a sec. are we still on that conversation? I thought we were going to let it be? If you want, we can pick up where we left off and move forward with the conversation, dataw0lf |
| 21:40.06 | dataw0lf | I didn't know you had any valid arguments. |
| 21:40.07 | mindjuju | _psychic_ that's an awesome vid! i wonder what happens to the guy |
| 21:40.14 | _psychic_ | yeah me too |
| 21:40.25 | mindjuju | ah dataw0lf, too funny |
| 21:40.28 | dataw0lf | mindjuju: http://www.fazed.org/video/?id=584 |
| 21:40.29 | _psychic_ | I think its awesome how you can't even see the tiger until she's practically in the air |
| 21:42.31 | mindjuju | that's a cool vid with that guy almost getting hit by the plane |
| 21:42.58 | _psychic_ | I would go postal on that dude |
| 21:43.08 | _psychic_ | (flying the plane) |
| 21:43.50 | dataw0lf | anyone know where I can get some high quality eyepatches? |
| 21:44.00 | mindjuju | from an eye doctor? |
| 21:44.02 | dataw0lf | no |
| 21:44.06 | dataw0lf | I mean, like a bling bling eyepatch |
| 21:44.39 | dataw0lf | I want to just start wearing an eyepatch |
| 21:44.43 | dataw0lf | all the time |
| 21:44.43 | mindjuju | http://www.merch-bot.com/product_info.php?products_id=945 |
| 21:45.01 | dataw0lf | I mean, wellmade eyepatch |
| 21:45.05 | dataw0lf | not a costume eye patch |
| 21:45.06 | wps | I like this better: http://www.merch-bot.com/product_info.php?products_id=744 |
| 21:45.08 | dataw0lf | but something that's really nice |
| 21:45.57 | mindjuju | http://www.buypiratecostumes.com/accessories_pirate_eye_patch_rhinestone.html |
| 21:46.01 | mindjuju | has rhinestones |
| 21:47.40 | dataw0lf | I don't want rhinestones! |
| 21:47.49 | dataw0lf | I want a quality eyepatch that won't break over the course of a week |
| 21:48.15 | dataw0lf | I'm thinking like a 40 dollar eyepatch here man |
| 21:48.41 | mindjuju | oh, was starting to look for jewel encrusted patches |
| 21:48.43 | mindjuju | hmm |
| 21:48.47 | beandog | if the products dont scare you, the models will. |
| 21:49.18 | beandog | http://www.merch-bot.com/product_info.php?cPath=1&products_id=51 |
| 21:49.34 | beandog | that's kinda funny |
| 21:50.16 | dataw0lf | o |
| 21:50.16 | dataw0lf | m |
| 21:50.17 | dataw0lf | g |
| 21:50.17 | dataw0lf | ! |
| 21:50.22 | dataw0lf | www.eyepatchheaven.com |
| 21:50.23 | dataw0lf | yay! |
| 21:51.17 | beandog | oh my crap. |
| 21:52.15 | beandog | next time you find something like that, dont share :) |
| 21:52.39 | mindjuju | way cool! I'm getting one of these patches |
| 21:52.40 | mindjuju | http://cgi.ebay.com/Harry-Potter-GOBLET-OF-FIRE-Mad-Eye-Moody-Eye-Patch_W0QQitemZ130075016144QQihZ003QQcategoryZ29798QQtcZphotoQQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem |
| 21:53.10 | beandog | mindjuju: lol |
| 21:55.20 | mindjuju | http://item.express.ebay.com/Half-Oval-Shape-High-Quality-Eye-Patch_W0QQitemZ270029880553QQihZ017QQtrZexpQQcmdZExpressItem |
| 21:55.44 | beandog | Im not sure I would buy an eyepatch on ebay ... what if it was used? |
| 21:56.04 | mindjuju | i think if i ever needed an eye patch, i'd buy this one and write on it "advertise here" or "this space for rent" |
| 21:56.30 | mindjuju | or heck, just put a little sign up in the ocular cavity that said "this space for rent" |
| 22:00.00 | _psychic_ | "Adverteyes Here" |
| 22:02.25 | beandog | I think it just say "mother was right" |
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| 23:17.03 | fungus | I'm going to install PgSQL for this new server, which version is the best, and is stable? 8.1? |
| 23:17.49 | dataw0lf | fungus: 8.1 is a good bet |
| 23:18.20 | fungus | k, I just wasn't sure how they work their stability stuff. |
| 23:18.20 | dataw0lf | if you want rock stable, maybe 7.4 |
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| 23:19.17 | dataw0lf | fungus: 8.1 should be fine |
| 23:19.26 | fungus | Nah, I don't think it will be around long enough. ;) |
| 23:19.27 | dataw0lf | I've never experienced any stability issues with one minor version old pg |
| 23:20.28 | mindjuju | somebody in our sales department ate a tuna sandwich which has created the foulest, most cruel odors I've EVAR smelled. the sad thing is the guy, from what witnesses present said, farted a big one in the break room, more than 100 feet and several walls away from my office and I can smell it here |
| 23:22.42 | macnewbold | :( |
| 23:22.45 | macnewbold | that's just sad |
| 23:22.47 | beandog | tuna = it's what everyone is having, whether you like it or not |
| 23:22.51 | macnewbold | and disgusting, but mostly sad |
| 23:23.13 | wps | tuna is nasty |
| 23:26.21 | dataw0lf | I bet it's the dolphin in the tuna giving him the gas |
| 23:26.28 | dataw0lf | every time I eat dolphin I get gas |
| 23:26.29 | dataw0lf | just sayin' |
| 23:26.35 | mindjuju | heh |
| 23:26.40 | thebigdog | mindjuju call drip he works for kaysville toxic center |
| 23:28.17 | mindjuju | what's worse is that somebody went and sprayed industrial orange throughout the office so now it smells like deadTuna w/ orange |
| 23:28.31 | thebigdog | that is just wrong |
| 23:28.43 | mindjuju | when will people learn you can't mask one horrid smell with a strong smell |
| 23:28.56 | macnewbold | hehe |
| 23:28.58 | beandog | just breathe heavily |
| 23:29.02 | beandog | it'll go away faster |
| 23:29.05 | macnewbold | we're all having a great laugh at your expense, mindjuju |
| 23:29.18 | macnewbold | that's sad |
| 23:29.30 | macnewbold | next thing you know, the ventilation systme will be spreading it all over |
| 23:29.40 | thebigdog | i just want to let everyone know that we have brownies in the restroom for everyone |
| 23:29.42 | macnewbold | sounds like you need to ban him from eating tuna on work days |
| 23:30.56 | mindjuju | i think they'll prolly send everybody home early. when i first smelled it, i thought we had sewage backup until I heard about the tuna |
| 23:32.17 | mindjuju | very likely. this is easily the most potent thing i've ever smelled |
| 23:33.53 | macnewbold | wow, a smell so bad it makes your network traffic stink... |
| 23:34.08 | macnewbold | if it starts penetrating the IRC, we may have to kick you out... |
| 23:34.18 | dataw0lf | Man |
| 23:34.25 | dataw0lf | I'm covering my nose and mouth already in preparation |
| 23:35.00 | mindjuju | still though, doesn't compare much to the case of "boo" that thebigdog was talking about the other day |
| 23:35.17 | mindjuju | with the blood sausage and all |
| 23:35.26 | thebigdog | that was nastiness |
| 23:35.28 | dataw0lf | 'boo' ? |
| 23:35.32 | thebigdog | in out and all about |
| 23:36.04 | mindjuju | yeah. boo is when EVERYTHING is going your way. Sun is out, birds are chirping, rabbits hopping, then POW. You GOTS to go right now |
| 23:36.23 | mindjuju | and the idea of going 10 feet has you worried, let alone miles to the nearest bathroom |
| 23:36.27 | mindjuju | that's boo |
| 23:36.27 | dataw0lf | oh, when you high step holding your pants' seat to the bathroom? |
| 23:36.35 | mindjuju | exactly |
| 23:36.43 | dataw0lf | thankfully, I have complete control over my bodily functions. |
| 23:36.56 | thebigdog | however, mine was an up chuck |
| 23:37.07 | dataw0lf | oh |
| 23:37.11 | dataw0lf | I get that every now and then |
| 23:37.17 | dataw0lf | after a night of hard drinking for example |
| 23:37.21 | mindjuju | oh, i thought you had boo |
| 23:37.34 | thebigdog | no |
| 23:37.58 | thebigdog | i dont get much boo...unless there is chinese nastiness |
| 23:38.10 | thebigdog | or mexican |
| 23:40.04 | thebigdog | let me remind everyone there is brownies in the restroom for all |
| 23:40.14 | macnewbold | ~rlart |
| 23:40.37 | macnewbold | ~brownie |
| 23:40.41 | jbot | ACTION gives <who> a cookie |
| 23:40.42 | thebigdog | ~rlart |
| 23:40.46 | mindjuju | yeah, are they fresh brownies, or have they been there a while? |
| 23:41.13 | thebigdog | mindjuju they are fresh as i have made them |
| 23:41.39 | mindjuju | do they come with a nice and warm batch of air biscuits ? |
| 23:41.46 | macnewbold | ~cookie |
| 23:42.03 | Utah_Dave | ~fart mindjuju |
| 23:42.04 | jbot | ACTION farts in mindjuju's general direction |
| 23:42.06 | thebigdog | mindjuju yes a littl of that |
| 23:42.11 | thebigdog | ~fart mindjuju |
| 23:42.13 | jbot | ACTION farts in mindjuju's general direction |
| 23:42.13 | macnewbold | ~poo thebigdog |
| 23:42.15 | jbot | ACTION summons a troop of flying monkeys to fling their poo at thebigdog |
| 23:42.15 | mindjuju | ~poo utahdave |
| 23:42.16 | jbot | ACTION summons a troop of flying monkeys to fling their poo at utahdave |
| 23:42.17 | Utah_Dave | ~fart mindjuju |
| 23:42.19 | jbot | ACTION farts in mindjuju's general direction |
| 23:42.27 | mindjuju | ~nosepick utah_dave |
| 23:42.29 | jbot | ACTION plucks utah_dave out of the nose of humanity and flicks him out the window! |
| 23:42.30 | thebigdog | ~biscuit |
| 23:42.31 | jbot | methinks biscuit is a COOKIE! |
| 23:42.32 | macnewbold | ~frenchassault mindjuju |
| 23:42.34 | jbot | ACTION summons the french taunter! mindjuju, I unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you heaving lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a! |
| 23:42.45 | mindjuju | ~porkchop macnewbold |
| 23:42.46 | jbot | ACTION spits on a porkchop and feeds it to macnewbold Eat up! |
| 23:42.46 | thebigdog | ~melvin mindjuju |
| 23:42.48 | jbot | ACTION pulls mindjuju underwear up to the ceiling...and smiles |
| 23:42.48 | macnewbold | ~frenchassault thebigdog |
| 23:42.50 | jbot | ACTION summons the french taunter! thebigdog, I unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you heaving lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a! |
| 23:42.58 | mindjuju | ~timattack thebigdog |
| 23:42.59 | jbot | ACTION get's Ash's chainsaw and starts to go postal on thebigdog! |
| 23:56.00 | timinator_ | NICE |
