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| 13:51.29 | drip | lol |
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| 14:41.33 | mindjuju | anybody know a second hand computer chop shop? |
| 14:41.43 | mindjuju | i need a dual vga PCI card |
| 14:41.55 | mindjuju | with 64, 128 or 256 ram |
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| 15:10.54 | dataw0lf | g'morning |
| 15:14.04 | macnewbold | g'day y'all |
| 15:14.12 | dataw0lf | g'day mate |
| 15:21.36 | mindjuju | anybody know a second hand computer chop shop? i need a dual vga PCI card |
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| 15:25.47 | jsmith | mindjuju: They're hard to come by at a second-hand shop... your best bet is the internet... been there, done that... |
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| 16:00.04 | thebigdog | mindjuju you around? |
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| 16:04.37 | mindjuju | i'm back now |
| 16:04.42 | mindjuju | thebigdog |
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| 16:37.24 | macnewbold | anyone know anything about the Feb. UPHPU meeting? It says TBD in the topic, but the calendar says it is Alvaro Carrasco (with his name spelled a little wrong) |
| 16:37.44 | mindjuju | i think it is Alvaro |
| 16:55.28 | *** topic/#UPHPU by macnewbold -> Utah PHP Users Group | uhphu.org | Feb meeting: Thurs. Feb 15, 7pm, Alvaro Carrasco (we think) |
| 17:00.40 | wps | I don't think he has decided what he wants to present on yet |
| 17:00.53 | wps | any attend the PHP workshop up in the North country? |
| 17:05.02 | dataw0lf | I heard charlize theron wasn't going to be there, so I passed. |
| 17:05.22 | wps | who? |
| 17:05.58 | dataw0lf | hehe, nevermind. |
| 17:06.12 | dataw0lf | http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0395972/ |
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| 17:59.34 | timinator | hey guys |
| 17:59.41 | timinator | anyone use swfobject.js? |
| 18:03.48 | bradym | never used it, but it looks nice |
| 18:05.14 | tierra | timinator: one of my sites does, but it's not anything I've integrated myself |
| 18:05.50 | tierra | it's actually still running 'FlashObject' (before it was renamed for legal reasons) |
| 18:06.27 | tierra | but I don't really know how it works much |
| 18:07.37 | timinator | right on |
| 18:07.46 | timinator | I'm using on many swf files |
| 18:08.05 | timinator | but I've got a couple users that aren't able to view those swf files |
| 18:08.09 | timinator | but they can see others |
| 18:08.18 | timinator | so I'm troubleshooting |
| 18:08.53 | tierra | interesting, it's been really good to me, it's worked for pretty much every configuration I've thrown at it |
| 18:10.35 | timinator | ya |
| 18:10.42 | timinator | same here |
| 18:10.50 | timinator | with these exceptions |
| 18:11.01 | timinator | but for everyone else, it's great |
| 18:18.24 | olds | the way I hold it down, you'd swear my name is gravity |
| 18:18.36 | olds | courtesy of Shaq - I Got Skillz |
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| 19:15.53 | thebigdog | about time slacker |
| 19:16.49 | beandog | eh |
| 19:16.50 | beandog | me? |
| 19:16.51 | beandog | what? |
| 19:16.53 | beandog | meh. |
| 19:16.54 | thebigdog | yes you |
| 19:17.03 | beandog | Im in hiding. |
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| 20:34.06 | beandog | bait |
| 20:34.06 | beandog | bah. |
| 20:35.06 | beandog | actually I love gnome apps. I just cant stand gnome. |
| 20:35.36 | beandog | or the gtk file selector. |
| 20:35.38 | burnin | synic, whats up? |
| 20:35.51 | synic | just curious :) |
| 20:35.57 | synic | beandog: what music player do you use? |
| 20:36.02 | beandog | he's calling my bluff |
| 20:36.10 | beandog | audacious |
| 20:36.36 | synic | you should totally use exaile. Everyone's doing it! :D |
| 20:36.46 | beandog | whats that |
| 20:37.02 | synic | music app I wrote. http://www.exaile.org |
| 20:37.16 | synic | </shameless advertisement> |
| 20:37.21 | beandog | oy |
| 20:37.23 | beandog | too beefy. |
| 20:37.37 | synic | http://www.exaile.org/trac/screenshots/1/large |
| 20:37.57 | beandog | well |
| 20:38.00 | beandog | doesnt look too bad. |
| 20:38.06 | beandog | kinda like an amarok gtk clone? |
| 20:38.17 | synic | yeah, that's what I was aiming for |
| 20:38.48 | beandog | synic: is that wha tyou use? |
| 20:38.55 | synic | yup |
| 20:39.27 | beandog | http://bugs.gentoo.org/show_bug.cgi?id=134865 |
| 20:39.29 | beandog | not in portage, hmm. |
| 20:39.38 | synic | it's in sunrise |
| 20:39.43 | beandog | bah. |
| 20:40.06 | beandog | maybe Ill put it in the tree |
| 20:40.28 | beandog | synic: how well does it work? |
| 20:40.46 | burnin | hmm, sourceforge is only up to mysql 4.1 |
| 20:40.52 | burnin | oh well, time to get back to work... |
| 20:42.29 | synic | beandog: http://www.linux.com/article.pl?sid=07/01/03/2140240 |
| 20:42.46 | synic | it works rather well |
| 20:42.47 | beandog | how do you even pronounce that anyway |
| 20:42.49 | beandog | exhale? |
| 20:43.05 | synic | yeah |
| 20:43.09 | synic | without the h :) |
| 20:43.30 | beandog | ex-ale? |
| 20:43.33 | beandog | weird. |
| 20:43.43 | synic | it's named after a psy-trance artist |
| 20:44.36 | beandog | holy freaking crap there is a lot of stuff in sunrise |
| 20:44.40 | beandog | Ive never looked at it before |
| 20:45.10 | synic | yeah, it's really new... it actually just made it into ubuntu like 2 weeks ago |
| 20:45.16 | synic | I've only been coding on it since March |
| 20:45.25 | beandog | oh, so youre upstream? |
| 20:45.28 | beandog | sweet! someone to dump bugs on |
| 20:48.24 | synic | haha |
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| 21:57.35 | beandog | synic: are you using gentoo? ubuntu? |
| 21:57.51 | synic | ubuntu |
| 21:59.41 | jsmith | beandog: Don't you know that ubuntu is the new gentoo? |
| 22:00.44 | thebigdog | ~pimpslap jsmith |
| 22:00.50 | jbot | thebigdog pimpslaps jsmith. ouch! |
| 22:02.30 | beandog | heh |
| 22:02.35 | beandog | Ive never heard that one before. |
| 22:03.36 | jsmith | http://mricon.livejournal.com/364458.html |
| 22:05.59 | thebigdog | lol...i kinda followed that line |
| 22:06.06 | thebigdog | redhat -> mandrake -> gentoo |
| 22:06.57 | beandog | me too |
| 22:08.04 | thebigdog | redhat sucked and i hated redhat 8.0 so i switched...then i got sick with mandrake cause they couldnt get X to work properly |
| 22:08.20 | thebigdog | so then i tried freebsd and openbsd...and found gentoo |
| 22:08.38 | thebigdog | ive tried ubuntu and it is cool |
| 22:11.00 | fungus_ | I like Ubuntu as well, at least until the recent move toward bundling non-free software. |
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| 22:12.15 | beandog | ubuntu's brown theme gave me epilleptic seizures |
| 22:12.26 | dataw0lf | is there any good way to figure out a proper MaxClients setting for Apache? |
| 22:13.07 | macnewbold | dataw0lf: either start big and get smaller until there are problems, or start small, and get bigger until problems go away |
| 22:13.16 | jsmith | dataw0lf: Lots and lots of stress testing. |
| 22:13.26 | macnewbold | or just pick something, and if problems happen, decide which direction to move it, and try changing it |
| 22:13.28 | jsmith | dataw0lf: ab and seige (or a Spirent) are your friends |
| 22:14.05 | dataw0lf | I was afraid of that |
| 22:14.16 | dataw0lf | I thought there might be some cool algorithm to figger it out |
| 22:14.25 | beandog | I recommend about 50 |
| 22:14.30 | beandog | if its a home server |
| 22:15.16 | macnewbold | you could make a formula - average time to serve a request and the peak number of requests per minute/hour that you want to handle would give you # of concurrent clients |
| 22:15.46 | macnewbold | I don't think I've ever had to change mine from the default though - perhaps I should look into it |
| 22:15.50 | macnewbold | but everything seems to work fine |
| 22:24.54 | dataw0lf | it's not a home server |
| 22:25.13 | dataw0lf | millions of visitors a month :\ |
| 22:44.44 | thebigdog | new firebug works great on linux |
| 22:45.37 | wps | makes me uncomfortable |
| 22:49.26 | jsmith | wps: Talk to Joel... but which prompt specifically? |
| 22:49.45 | wps | :) |
| 22:49.51 | wps | "password" |
| 22:49.57 | wps | she sound like someone from a 900 number |
| 22:49.57 | Utah_Dave | does doba use asterisk? |
| 22:50.19 | thebigdog | wps whatz wrong with that...i would love that |
| 22:50.22 | jsmith | wps: This one will be the same voice... and yes, Allison is a little breathy |
| 22:50.28 | thebigdog | can you sample here and send it to me |
| 22:50.37 | thebigdog | i would love to get a startup voice on boot up |
| 22:50.39 | jsmith | thebigdog: Hold please |
| 22:51.04 | wps | yeah… a little breathy is a good way to put it |
| 22:51.15 | wps | it's not really bad… and I am sure most wouldn't think of it |
| 22:51.25 | wps | it just makes me laugh every once and a while |
| 22:51.35 | jsmith | thebigdog: http://ftp.digium.com/pub/telephony/sounds/releases/asterisk-core-sounds-en-wav-1.4.5.tar.gz |
| 22:51.58 | jsmith | thebigdog: http://ftp.digium.com/pub/telephony/sounds/releases/asterisk-extra-sounds-en-wav-1.4.4.tar.gz has some even funnier prompts |
| 22:52.21 | thebigdog | ill check them out |
| 22:52.40 | jsmith | "Will you marry me? Press 1 for yes, or 2 for no..." |
| 22:53.02 | jsmith | "Thanks to our friends at the NSA, your call may be recorded or monitored..." |
| 22:53.18 | jsmith | "We're off gambling and getting drunk..." |
| 22:53.36 | wps | I remember five or six years ago… there was a number you could call and press seven to hear a duck quack |
| 22:53.51 | jsmith | "To hear a toilet flush, press..." |
| 22:54.05 | wps | and another you could call and it was hell |
| 22:54.10 | jsmith | Hold please |
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