| 00:00.01 | dataw0lf | I doubt it. |
| 00:00.05 | dataw0lf | I'm out though. |
| 00:00.06 | dataw0lf | cya guys |
| 00:00.12 | thebigdog | i have nto really tried...but we have done it with oracle and java |
| 00:00.13 | Lone_Wanderer | And even if it did, would it be able to properly interpret the MySQL result set for what it is? |
| 00:00.14 | Lone_Wanderer | later dw |
| 00:00.33 | thebigdog | technically it shoudl be able too |
| 00:00.52 | thebigdog | perhaps i might give it a try and see if you can access outside the engine |
| 00:01.02 | Lone_Wanderer | I'd be very interested to find out |
| 00:02.12 | thebigdog | basically when you use another lang inside psql as a stored proc it starts up a runtime of that..so im wondering if it will allow you to access outside of that psql space |
| 00:03.47 | Lone_Wanderer | ahhh |
| 00:03.58 | Lone_Wanderer | so psql can run python code? |
| 00:04.09 | thebigdog | yep in stored proces |
| 00:04.20 | thebigdog | along with some other langs |
| 00:04.25 | Lone_Wanderer | by "psql" you mean P/SQL, the Oracle scripting language, right? |
| 00:04.28 | thebigdog | the main one people use are plpgsql |
| 00:04.44 | thebigdog | no that is my shorthand for pgsql = postgresql |
| 00:04.48 | Lone_Wanderer | ok |
| 00:04.54 | Lone_Wanderer | just making sure |
| 00:05.04 | thebigdog | http://www.postgresql.org/docs/8.1/static/sql-createlanguage.html |
| 00:05.09 | thebigdog | you can create langs in psql |
| 00:05.13 | Lone_Wanderer | cool! |
| 00:06.03 | thebigdog | http://www.postgresql.org/docs/8.1/static/server-programming.html |
| 00:06.35 | thebigdog | so psql supports: plpgsql, pltcl, plperl, plpython |
| 00:06.40 | thebigdog | those are the built in ones |
| 00:06.53 | thebigdog | you can also fined pljava plphp and some other ones i think |
| 00:07.05 | Lone_Wanderer | that's cool |
| 00:08.08 | thebigdog | http://www.postgresql.org/docs/8.1/static/plpython.html |
| 00:08.11 | macnewbold | ~bash |
| 00:08.21 | jbot | sh-compatible command language interpreter. URL: http://www.gnu.org/software/bash/, or ugly, or another word for a 'do' |
| 00:08.21 | macnewbold | ~bash.org |
| 00:08.23 | jbot | bash.org is, like, a place that people submit quotes from IRC that are funny |
| 00:09.30 | thebigdog | plpython is unrestricted in the interpreter that is why i was thinking it is possible to use python to access another db and pull in the results in python and then use that data in your stored proc |
| 00:09.39 | thebigdog | technically it seems feasible |
| 00:09.56 | Lone_Wanderer | yeah it should be |
| 00:10.15 | macnewbold | http://bash.org/?5273 |
| 00:10.18 | thebigdog | perhaps i might try it with plphp |
| 00:10.57 | macnewbold | http://bash.org/?244321 |
| 00:10.58 | Lone_Wanderer | I guess you could even create a temporary table in psql, populate it with the results of your Python script, and then perform the join on the temporary table |
| 00:11.17 | thebigdog | that could very well be the case |
| 00:11.41 | Lone_Wanderer | so the result would look like everything had originally been in the psql database :D |
| 00:12.16 | thebigdog | yeah...however, if that is the case you might as well migrate your mysql data to psql |
| 00:13.00 | Lone_Wanderer | The joy is in the hack :p |
| 00:14.53 | macnewbold | okay, last one: http://bash.org/?258908 |
| 00:16.00 | Lone_Wanderer | I have a hard time believing that the last one is real :p |
| 00:16.14 | thebigdog | yeah |
| 00:16.36 | Lone_Wanderer | Then again I recently graduated from the Reddit School of Cynicism. |
| 00:16.38 | thebigdog | a cto using irc...doubt it will ever happen |
| 00:16.54 | Lone_Wanderer | (Basically you just say, to everything, "That's not real.") |
| 00:29.11 | Lone_Wanderer | Is there a quick and dirty way to write something to Apache's error log? |
| 00:29.45 | Lone_Wanderer | something *specific*, in case someone's considering being a smartass. |
| 00:33.21 | thebigdog | like what? |
| 00:33.40 | Lone_Wanderer | error_log(whatever) |
| 00:40.39 | macnewbold | some CTOs really are geeks, not just businessmen |
| 00:41.05 | thebigdog | that was probably some guy that saw his ip and said that |
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| 00:46.57 | thebigdog | we got a bunch of sacramento data |
| 00:47.40 | thebigdog | lol |
| 00:59.15 | macnewbold | hehe http://bash.org/?362137 |
| 01:00.05 | mindjuju | good ole' macnewbold |
| 01:00.49 | mindjuju | so, we doing Geek lunch on the Eastside? |
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| 01:13.52 | Lone_Wanderer | Ohhh, I just spotted a race condition in my code. |
| 01:14.12 | bigdog_ut | did you like that mac |
| 01:15.11 | bigdog_ut | man i love netflix |
| 01:16.51 | Lone_Wanderer | while (!$fp = fopen("/src/www/htdocs/records/orders/".$filename, "x")) { |
| 01:16.52 | Lone_Wanderer | <PROTECTED> |
| 01:16.54 | Lone_Wanderer | } |
| 01:17.03 | Lone_Wanderer | That should work and eliminate race conditions, right? |
| 01:18.02 | bigdog_ut | i have this problem...i can read others code |
| 01:18.19 | Lone_Wanderer | can or can't? |
| 01:18.30 | bigdog_ut | cant...type either |
| 01:18.57 | bigdog_ut | not sure what you are trying to do? |
| 01:19.56 | Lone_Wanderer | open a unique file |
| 01:20.14 | bigdog_ut | i guess that i unique |
| 01:20.20 | Lone_Wanderer | before I was checking for the existence of a file with the loop. when I got to a number that wasn't taken, I'd open that file after the loop. |
| 01:20.33 | Lone_Wanderer | which allowed for a race condition when two people get the same number and then try to open the same file |
| 01:20.46 | Lone_Wanderer | this way though it opens the file and tests for it's existence at the same time. I hope. |
| 01:21.37 | bigdog_ut | is the filename just a number? |
| 01:21.41 | Lone_Wanderer | yeah |
| 01:22.38 | bigdog_ut | i would approach it from a different method |
| 01:22.41 | Lone_Wanderer | Okay, I don't see a single place where this function is being called that doesn't also get __FILE__ and __LINE__ passed into it... |
| 01:23.00 | Lone_Wanderer | but somehow when the function fires, those two variables are blank |
| 01:23.06 | Lone_Wanderer | what would you do? |
| 01:23.41 | Lone_Wanderer | I'm considering replacing all his fancy pants error processing code with a bunch of simple calls to error_log() |
| 01:24.01 | bigdog_ut | i would use the file commands in php to get a listing of the files in the dir |
| 01:24.08 | bigdog_ut | throw them into an array, sort |
| 01:24.19 | Lone_Wanderer | also allows for a race condition |
| 01:24.32 | bigdog_ut | then take the biggest value |
| 01:25.12 | Lone_Wanderer | unless you test for the existence of the file at the same time as you attempt to open it, you've got a race condition, and fopen($file, "x") is the only way to do that |
| 01:25.25 | Lone_Wanderer | so you've got to have the fopen in a loop |
| 01:25.58 | Lone_Wanderer | what I'm not sure about is using "while (!$fp =" |
| 01:26.43 | Lone_Wanderer | fopen will return false if you try to open an existing file with the mode set to x |
| 01:26.59 | bigdog_ut | scandir will give you a list of them all |
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| 01:28.39 | bigdog_ut | yeah you can use fopen for the call |
| 01:29.02 | bigdog_ut | or you create a dir at the same time |
| 01:29.04 | Lone_Wanderer | but it's all got to be in one loop |
| 01:29.15 | bigdog_ut | create dir/filename |
| 01:29.22 | bigdog_ut | have those be different |
| 01:30.26 | bigdog_ut | are u on windows? |
| 01:30.34 | Lone_Wanderer | no |
| 01:30.55 | bigdog_ut | if you create a dir/file then you should not have any issues |
| 01:31.10 | Lone_Wanderer | Unless the directory and the file both already exist. |
| 01:31.35 | bigdog_ut | or someway you create uniquenames |
| 01:31.56 | bigdog_ut | why are u creating so many files |
| 01:32.18 | Lone_Wanderer | temporary record keeping kludge |
| 01:32.48 | bigdog_ut | why cant you do that in a db or soemthing...is there another way the files? |
| 01:33.03 | bigdog_ut | file io is not really good for temp stuff |
| 01:33.45 | Lone_Wanderer | I'm just writing all the session data to a file after an order is placed |
| 01:34.06 | bigdog_ut | are you saving the data? |
| 01:34.16 | Lone_Wanderer | by temporary I mean that this method of record keeping will be replaced later |
| 01:34.42 | bigdog_ut | oh...your session id might provide some uniqueness in terms of filename |
| 01:34.53 | Lone_Wanderer | ohh, that's a good idea |
| 01:35.17 | Lone_Wanderer | anyway, it's just a hack so that we can have order data on hand in case something in the system gets broken |
| 01:35.21 | bigdog_ut | i would do sessionid = ipaddress |
| 01:35.35 | Lone_Wanderer | so when the system gets rebuilt appropriately, we'll get rid of this kludge |
| 01:35.37 | bigdog_ut | sorry sessionid + ipaddress |
| 01:35.46 | Lone_Wanderer | I figured that's what you meant ;) |
| 01:35.51 | bigdog_ut | yeah |
| 01:36.26 | bigdog_ut | sessionids might be used again after they expire so if adding the ipaddress might give you some uniqueness to that |
| 01:36.51 | bigdog_ut | or you could do a timestamp with the sessionid |
| 01:36.57 | bigdog_ut | with or without ip address |
| 01:37.43 | bigdog_ut | i know with some companies they might be behind a certain ip address...however, the sessionid should not be the same...yet i dont think that is 100% true |
| 01:39.44 | bigdog_ut | if you use timestamp or epoch then you should be ok |
| 01:40.25 | bigdog_ut | you could probably do something like order#+epoch and that would be a nice nasty number |
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| 02:48.50 | beandog | ~rlart |
| 02:49.00 | beandog | pobre tierra |
| 02:55.31 | mindjuju | ugh, what a day |
| 02:56.01 | beandog | our active directory sever died today. |
| 02:56.03 | mindjuju | what happen on your side |
| 02:56.04 | beandog | It was a good thing and a bad thing. |
| 02:56.06 | mindjuju | oh, yuck |
| 02:56.15 | mindjuju | wow, that would suck |
| 02:56.19 | beandog | It was bad until we realized that everything was working without it |
| 02:56.24 | beandog | and so we started migrating to using a workgroup instead. |
| 02:56.32 | mindjuju | how many people , oh cool |
| 02:56.34 | beandog | then it was good |
| 02:56.38 | beandog | just 6 |
| 02:56.41 | mindjuju | so did you have service outage or not really? |
| 02:56.48 | beandog | Well I thought everything was down |
| 02:56.53 | beandog | Turns out it was just the linux server |
| 02:56.58 | beandog | It couldnt authenticate to the AD server |
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| 02:57.09 | beandog | But all the other windows boxes obviously didnt care it was ripped out, and authenticated anyway. |
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| 02:57.18 | mindjuju | isn't active directory an MS thing? |
| 02:57.36 | mindjuju | are ya'll running mixed over there? |
| 02:57.47 | beandog | yah |
| 02:57.50 | beandog | Its a pita |
| 02:57.50 | mindjuju | ah |
| 02:57.52 | herlo | mindjuju: but ldap's not |
| 02:57.56 | beandog | I cant run higher than 2.6.14 |
| 02:58.00 | beandog | dont ask me why. |
| 02:58.01 | mindjuju | yeah, ldap isn't |
| 02:58.11 | beandog | Well I toyed with the idea of replacing it with ldap |
| 02:58.16 | beandog | but then I figured ... meh, we can get by with a workgroup. |
| 02:58.24 | mindjuju | isn't there a linux version of active directory? |
| 02:58.26 | beandog | And Im all about having one less server. |
| 02:58.28 | mindjuju | thought it was eDirectory or something |
| 02:58.44 | beandog | sounds familiar |
| 03:01.02 | mindjuju | well, on my side, the COO up and decides that even though I haven't fully tested this "new fangled" firewall, let alone in production enviroment simulation, I should damn the torpedos and go full speed ahead and install (against my strong objections). Her reason, she's got other things she wants me on and doesn't want me to spend a whole lot of time on the firewall. |
| 03:01.31 | beandog | thats a good point. After all, network security is pretty much a waste of time. |
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| 03:01.37 | mindjuju | so, I launched that bad boy on starting late Saturday night (and I mean late) |
| 03:01.43 | beandog | So what happened? |
| 03:01.58 | mindjuju | under the load, the firewall went down in a blaze of glory |
| 03:02.01 | mindjuju | and I mean blaze |
| 03:02.09 | beandog | heh |
| 03:02.14 | mindjuju | heavy intermittancy yesterday and today |
| 03:02.39 | mindjuju | i finally just usurped her and drove back downtown, yanked the piece and put in a software solution |
| 03:02.51 | mindjuju | suppose to meet with the CEO tomorrow about "what happened" |
| 03:03.07 | beandog | buh |
| 03:03.10 | beandog | that sounds like a lot of fun. |
| 03:03.11 | mindjuju | fortunately, there were people there who heard me say, hmmm... this isn't a good idea |
| 03:03.25 | mindjuju | let's wait, heck, roll it on a 3 day weekend like new years |
| 03:03.57 | beandog | what was wrong with the firewall? |
| 03:03.59 | beandog | just not setup properly? |
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| 03:04.24 | mindjuju | actually, turns out there seems to be something with the flash memory ( i think ) |
| 03:04.32 | mindjuju | i left it in the car as it was too painful to look at |
| 03:04.49 | mindjuju | what was happening is that i'd set the rules, everythign would run perfectly for a couple of hours |
| 03:04.54 | mindjuju | then fit hits the shan |
| 03:05.06 | mindjuju | and all communication to all resources inside firewall stops |
| 03:05.11 | mindjuju | jsut dead stops |
| 03:05.37 | mindjuju | so, if i rip out the rules and repost them and save them fresh, it'd work again for a little while -- a couple of hours |
| 03:05.39 | mindjuju | then repeat |
| 03:05.50 | beandog | I hate firewalls. |
| 03:05.53 | beandog | they hate me. |
| 03:05.57 | mindjuju | so, i doubt we are stressing the firewall to the breaking point |
| 03:06.02 | mindjuju | but, it could be? |
| 03:06.02 | beandog | I did everything to set one up on Gentoo today and it would not forward packets. |
| 03:06.14 | beandog | Hmm |
| 03:06.15 | beandog | That is odd |
| 03:06.24 | beandog | I dont even see how a firewall can break in the first place |
| 03:07.12 | mindjuju | well, we did eBay it |
| 03:07.44 | mindjuju | i've learned my lesson, i'm not buying equipment off eBay anymore |
| 03:08.19 | mindjuju | i've gotten so stellar deals from there, but the chance of getting crap is just too high |
| 03:08.32 | beandog | yah |
| 03:08.56 | mindjuju | i don't know, what would you think? |
| 03:09.17 | mindjuju | firewall crash, pull the rules and post them again, everything runs beautiful for several hours, then pow |
| 03:09.39 | beandog | sounds like windows to me. |
| 03:09.48 | mindjuju | true that |
| 03:09.51 | beandog | random errors, impossible to trace |
| 03:11.03 | mindjuju | well, let's be honest about windows. Linux users (at least 95% of them) are there because they want to be and are higher up the computer educated ladder. windows users are typically the ignorant masses |
| 03:11.30 | mindjuju | so most errors that office personelle report are the ID 10 T kind |
| 03:12.20 | beandog | I hate Windows. I hate having to interact with. I hate everything about it. Its one globular random arbitrary mess that might work on a good day, and on a bad day it will give you gray hairs. |
| 03:12.44 | mindjuju | i never saw the computer won't work "monitor off" scenario, and never saw anybody use the CDrom as a cup holder, but I have seen people who despite my many (and I mean many) emails can't lay off the email attachments |
| 03:12.51 | beandog | my dream job would be where no one even has a Windows install. Anywhere. At all. |
| 03:13.02 | beandog | Yah |
| 03:13.23 | mindjuju | even when Outlook says no, the attachment has the title "annekornikovia" and just like the horn dogs they are |
| 03:13.29 | beandog | heh |
| 03:13.31 | mindjuju | every damn one of them opens and tries to look |
| 03:14.07 | beandog | :) |
| 03:14.21 | mindjuju | course though, those are fun to report to the upper management. Yeah, that big virus that's slowing down the whole network and took over several computers in another department |
| 03:14.37 | mindjuju | that was the VP of finance clicking on the anne kornikovia nude picture virus thing |
| 03:14.40 | beandog | LOL |
| 03:14.49 | beandog | thats great. |
| 03:15.20 | mindjuju | and of course, the question is asked, cause the CEO was a man, "well, did it have pictures?" |
| 03:15.28 | mindjuju | Nope, just a virus |
| 03:16.21 | mindjuju | now, i probably shouldn't give virus writters any ideas, but if they were smart, they'd hit practically every IT admin by labeling the attachment "MorganWebb" |
| 03:17.12 | beandog | whats that |
| 03:17.34 | mindjuju | Morgan Webb? She's was on Tech TV |
| 03:17.52 | mindjuju | smart, techie, female |
| 03:17.55 | beandog | oh |
| 03:17.57 | beandog | I dont have cable |
| 03:17.59 | beandog | Im too poor. |
| 03:18.16 | mindjuju | course, that was before me being married |
| 03:18.50 | beandog | heh, thats funny |
| 03:19.23 | mindjuju | your married, aren't you beandog? |
| 03:19.34 | beandog | no woman will have me. :C |
| 03:19.56 | mindjuju | you can see a pic of Morgan at images.google.com |
| 03:20.33 | beandog | hmm |
| 03:20.34 | beandog | shes alright. |
| 03:20.43 | mindjuju | yeah, but the catch is, she's techie |
| 03:20.51 | mindjuju | plays consoles |
| 03:20.56 | mindjuju | plays compys |
| 03:21.19 | mindjuju | i've got to find a game that my wife will play so i get her hooked to the xbox |
| 03:21.25 | mindjuju | then i'll swing her over to Halo |
| 03:21.27 | beandog | Simpsons Road Rage |
| 03:21.46 | mindjuju | you know, that is a fun game. i should try that |
| 03:21.52 | beandog | Its a hoot. |
| 03:22.00 | beandog | I bought my gamecube almost entirely just for that |
| 03:22.26 | mindjuju | i have a gamecube, i need to pull it out now that all the good games have gone mega cheap now |
| 03:22.35 | beandog | gamefly.com |
| 03:22.41 | beandog | I just signed up for it, its kinda nice. |
| 03:22.54 | beandog | Sure is a heckuva lot cheaper than paying $7 a rental at blockbuster |
| 03:23.06 | mindjuju | have you played Metroid Prime |
| 03:23.12 | beandog | no |
| 03:23.18 | beandog | I just barely got mine like last week |
| 03:23.32 | mindjuju | i've got it, just can't beat Motherbrain |
| 03:23.33 | beandog | Ive got two games, Road Rage and Star Fox something or other. |
| 03:23.46 | beandog | which reminds me, I ordered another one and it hasnt come in the mail yet. |
| 03:23.47 | mindjuju | course, i played it a long time ago, like 3 years ago |
| 03:24.00 | mindjuju | are you coming on Thursday? |
| 03:24.04 | beandog | uh |
| 03:24.06 | beandog | the meeting? |
| 03:24.09 | mindjuju | yup |
| 03:24.12 | beandog | I doubt it |
| 03:24.17 | beandog | Im flying out early Friday morning |
| 03:24.21 | mindjuju | oh, was going to say, i'd bring it |
| 03:24.21 | beandog | Ill be gone til the 1st |
| 03:24.27 | mindjuju | that sounds fun, vacation? |
| 03:24.34 | beandog | sucks too, cuz thursdays is one meeting I wanted to go to. |
| 03:24.43 | beandog | yah, christmas in minneapolis |
| 03:24.47 | mindjuju | nice! |
| 03:25.09 | beandog | should be fun. Get to hang out with nephews and nieces |
| 03:25.12 | beandog | spoil them rotten. :D |
| 03:25.30 | beandog | the fatherland? |
| 03:25.33 | mindjuju | Texas |
| 03:25.37 | beandog | ah cool |
| 03:25.43 | beandog | does it get cold down there? |
| 03:25.51 | beandog | its not cold enough for me in Utah. |
| 03:25.55 | mindjuju | yeah, cold and humid, but no snow |
| 03:25.59 | beandog | I'm moving to Canada. |
| 03:26.12 | beandog | heh |
| 03:26.14 | mindjuju | not cold enough? |
| 03:26.15 | beandog | I loooooooooooove the cold. |
| 03:26.19 | beandog | This is nothing. |
| 03:26.37 | beandog | I need like 8 feet of snow outside |
| 03:26.39 | beandog | that would be fun |
| 03:27.01 | beandog | heh |
| 03:27.14 | beandog | I love the cold and the rain |
| 03:27.19 | mindjuju | if i go another day without seeing snow, i'd say i'd seen enough of it |
| 03:27.35 | mindjuju | i'm moving to bora bora, where they don't even believe there is something called snow |
| 03:27.39 | beandog | heh |
| 03:27.41 | beandog | bora bora |
| 03:27.43 | beandog | where the crap is that |
| 03:27.57 | mindjuju | south, south pacific |
| 03:28.22 | mindjuju | http://www.rssc.com/rss/ships/PAU/PAU%20Destinations%20DL/Bora-Bora.jpg |
| 03:28.30 | mindjuju | it's the capital of Tahiti |
| 03:28.39 | mindjuju | or one of the islands, something like that |
| 03:28.42 | beandog | hmm |
| 03:28.46 | beandog | I went to Hawaii once |
| 03:28.48 | beandog | it was boring. |
| 03:28.59 | beandog | alaska ftw |
| 03:29.00 | beandog | :D |
| 03:29.18 | mindjuju | yeah, but look at that water. it's crystal clear, you can walk from island to island |
| 03:29.21 | mindjuju | get fresh fish |
| 03:29.27 | beandog | seafood-- |
| 03:29.29 | beandog | that does seem nice |
| 03:29.31 | beandog | actually |
| 03:29.32 | mindjuju | that's my hammock on the tree by the way |
| 03:29.34 | beandog | that'd be fun |
| 03:29.36 | mindjuju | they just don't know that yet |
| 03:29.52 | beandog | heh |
| 03:30.05 | beandog | I spent Christmas on a beach in Mexico once |
| 03:30.08 | beandog | that was kinda fun. |
| 03:30.13 | mindjuju | see, there you go! |
| 03:30.27 | beandog | it wasnt nearly as pretty as that picture though |
| 03:30.28 | herlo | beandog: I am gonna do that next year! |
| 03:30.29 | beandog | See thats the thing |
| 03:30.40 | beandog | If youre gonna go on vacation, go someplace *really* nice like there. |
| 03:30.42 | beandog | digo yo. |
| 03:30.51 | beandog | herlo: we took a cruise, it was a blast. :) |
| 03:30.56 | beandog | I cant remmeber the cities now. |
| 03:30.57 | beandog | :T |
| 03:31.07 | herlo | cool, I've got my boy, but next year, he's with his mom for Xmas |
| 03:31.49 | beandog | so its just you and the beach, eh? |
| 03:31.56 | beandog | mm, I need a vacation. |
| 03:33.46 | mindjuju | i'd like to go once, so i can say i've been there, but i think it's too civilized for me |
| 03:33.47 | beandog | hmm, suddenly Ive got the urge to go watch Gattaca |
| 03:34.13 | herlo | that's my plan to do it on the cheap |
| 03:34.22 | beandog | mindjuju: my master plan is to buy a castle and live there |
| 03:34.33 | mindjuju | in europe? |
| 03:34.44 | beandog | yah |
| 03:34.47 | mindjuju | why buy a castle when you could buy a boat and float in bora bora? |
| 03:34.56 | mindjuju | with frickin' sat uplink for your laptop |
| 03:35.09 | beandog | I like drafty old castles |
| 03:35.24 | mindjuju | yeah, ones with snow drifts on the inside, prolly |
| 03:35.45 | beandog | Occupation: Finding that special someone.. to drink beers with.. |
| 03:35.47 | beandog | hee hee |
| 03:36.23 | beandog | I donts ee any utah couch surfers |
| 03:36.26 | beandog | were all a bunch of slackers. |
| 03:36.29 | mindjuju | that's awesome! |
| 03:36.34 | mindjuju | i love that site |
| 03:39.48 | beandog | ok, I gotta go lie down, Im tired |
| 03:40.16 | beandog | stupid MS drained me today. |
| 03:40.44 | mindjuju | cya |
| 04:30.41 | atoponce | 66850 |
| 04:30.49 | atoponce | not bad for a first try :) |
| 04:34.25 | atoponce | 16200 on the impossible level |
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| 13:40.35 | drip | morning |
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| 14:29.24 | dataw0lf | orning |
| 14:29.43 | dataw0lf | morning that is |
| 14:31.39 | jsmith | Top of the "orning" to you, too! |
| 14:37.46 | dataw0lf | har har |
| 14:39.05 | dataw0lf | is there a way in irssi to dynamically change the theme based on env vars? |
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| 15:15.54 | dataw0lf | mindjuju: hey, don't be stealing my master plan. |
| 15:16.19 | dataw0lf | e.g., living in a yacht |
| 15:16.19 | dataw0lf | err |
| 15:16.19 | dataw0lf | i.e. |
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| 15:56.18 | dataw0lf | http://fun-station.blogspot.com/2006/12/top-10-3d-sidewalk-drawings.html |
| 15:59.34 | atoponce | yeah. that guy is nuts |
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| 16:38.06 | Lone_Wanderer | mmm, my keyboard is nice and warm |
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| 18:06.40 | Lone_Wanderer | Wow. |
| 18:06.42 | Lone_Wanderer | Infinite loop. |
| 18:07.08 | jsmith | Been there, saw that, bought a t-shirt |
| 18:07.38 | Lone_Wanderer | hmmm |
| 18:07.41 | Lone_Wanderer | restarting apache isn't fixing it |
| 18:08.14 | Lone_Wanderer | nope |
| 18:08.30 | Lone_Wanderer | I accidentally wrote an infinite loop on this web page |
| 18:09.30 | xilch|w | infinite loops are infinitely awesome |
| 18:09.34 | Lone_Wanderer | Aaaand killall httpd didn't work either. This is not good. |
| 18:10.02 | xilch|w | prolly killall php |
| 18:10.36 | Lone_Wanderer | ahhhhh |
| 18:10.39 | Lone_Wanderer | I see what happened |
| 18:10.52 | Lone_Wanderer | I did in fact succeed in killing the process, but it had written to the file so fast |
| 18:10.55 | Lone_Wanderer | that tail wasn't keeping up :D |
| 18:11.06 | xilch|w | fun |
| 18:11.29 | Lone_Wanderer | So I thought it was still running when in fact it was just tail catching up with the 2,947,176 file writes. |
| 18:12.18 | Lone_Wanderer | while (!$fp = fopen("/src/www/htdocs/records/orders/".$filename, "x")) { |
| 18:12.20 | Lone_Wanderer | <PROTECTED> |
| 18:12.21 | Lone_Wanderer | } |
| 18:12.26 | Lone_Wanderer | That's the infinite loop. |
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| 18:20.24 | Lone_Wanderer | ahh, I see why. it's /srv/www, not /src/www |
| 18:28.54 | dataw0lf | YAAAAY FOR RACE CONDITIONS! |
| 18:37.53 | Lone_Wanderer | it's a wiimote |
| 18:37.57 | Lone_Wanderer | GET IT RIGHT |
| 18:38.25 | Lone_Wanderer | Not a race condition actually. /src/www doesn't exist on the server, so it failed repeatedly. |
| 18:50.28 | dataw0lf | uh |
| 18:50.32 | dataw0lf | I wasn't commenting on your problems |
| 18:50.35 | Lone_Wanderer | oh ok |
| 18:50.36 | dataw0lf | I was commenting on mine. |
| 18:50.53 | Lone_Wanderer | well yesterday I was addressing the same bit of code due to a race condition I'd found in it |
| 18:51.13 | dataw0lf | really. In PHP? |
| 18:51.17 | Lone_Wanderer | yeah |
| 18:51.29 | dataw0lf | that's interesting. Never ran into a race condition in PHP. |
| 18:51.31 | Lone_Wanderer | dealt with getting a unique filename and opening it |
| 18:52.03 | dataw0lf | how did you end up with a race condition? |
| 18:52.24 | Lone_Wanderer | I'd get the "unique" filename, and then open the file a bit later |
| 18:52.39 | Lone_Wanderer | so potentially two people could get the same filename |
| 18:54.50 | dataw0lf | psh, that's an easy one. flock, my friend, flock. |
| 18:55.00 | Lone_Wanderer | flock? |
| 18:55.32 | dataw0lf | file locking |
| 18:55.44 | dataw0lf | I have a TOCTTU bug |
| 18:55.49 | dataw0lf | or is it TOCTTOU |
| 18:55.52 | Lone_Wanderer | ahh |
| 18:55.52 | dataw0lf | whatever |
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| 19:02.39 | Lone_Wanderer | well that was a lot quicker the second time around |
| 19:02.42 | Lone_Wanderer | (installing django) |
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| 20:01.32 | beandog | *crickets* |
| 20:01.33 | _psychic_ | *seagulls* |
| 20:01.33 | beandog | I finally succesfully ripped out Active Directory. |
| 20:01.33 | beandog | hallelujah. |
| 20:01.33 | beandog | I never did get that old hdd to boot up again. |
| 20:01.33 | beandog | stupid windows. |
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| 20:07.00 | swb | if I want to authenticate intranet users with Active Directory, do you think this is a good script (or at least a good starting place)? http://adldap.sourceforge.net/ |
| 20:07.10 | swb | or is there something better that you guys know of? |
| 20:07.36 | beandog | wow that looks cool |
| 20:07.41 | beandog | why would I need to auth with php though? |
| 20:08.41 | swb | password protect certain areas from the site (i.e. group a wants their own set of files on an intranet web page) |
| 20:09.43 | beandog | oh |
| 20:09.44 | beandog | yah |
| 20:09.47 | beandog | thats a good point. |
| 20:09.52 | beandog | er, example. |
| 20:09.53 | beandog | whatever. |
| 20:10.37 | swb | also, an aside, I'm working with an api that will allow me to let users update some *limited* Oracle Apps data (work phone, building location, etc.), an I'm not quite sure how to do the authentication layer (I've only used mod_auth_ldap in the past) |
| 20:10.56 | swb | my company just switched to Active Directory |
| 20:12.10 | swb | awwww |
| 20:12.29 | swb | beandog, written any authentication code? |
| 20:12.35 | swb | for the web I mean |
| 20:12.41 | beandog | nope, not against AD |
| 20:13.03 | swb | looks like sourceforge is as good a route as any |
| 20:14.24 | Lone_Wanderer | oh man, this article just insulted me |
| 20:14.31 | Lone_Wanderer | in a totally accurate way |
| 20:14.36 | swb | you personally? |
| 20:14.45 | Lone_Wanderer | well... |
| 20:14.46 | Lone_Wanderer | "the only difference between a company running Seaside, a company running Rails, and a company running PHP is that the Seaside company has huge balls, the Rails company has some balls, and the PHP company has no balls at all" |
| 20:15.25 | swb | !! rude |
| 20:15.36 | swb | link please |
| 20:15.41 | Lone_Wanderer | http://gilesbowkett.blogspot.com/2006/12/what-if-there-are-no-gods.html |
| 20:15.45 | Lone_Wanderer | You know it's true though. |
| 20:19.39 | beandog | whats Seaside |
| 20:19.54 | swb | http://www.seaside.st/ |
| 20:19.59 | Lone_Wanderer | apparently it's a web framework written in Squeak |
| 20:20.00 | swb | just looked it up |
| 20:28.52 | Lone_Wanderer | Okay. Time time for a vanilla coke has long since passed, and yet my paycheck has not yet arrived. |
| 20:28.56 | Lone_Wanderer | The time* |
| 20:29.21 | Lone_Wanderer | yet my paycheck has not yet - you can see the effect that caffeine withdrawl is having on me! |
| 20:29.48 | Lone_Wanderer | jerk |
| 20:30.00 | dataw0lf | what's that Lone_Wanderer? I can't hear you over the hiss of this soda opening. |
| 20:30.04 | Lone_Wanderer | if I wouldn't feel guilty about leaving the company in the state it's in, I'd havee applied :p |
| 20:30.07 | Lone_Wanderer | have* |
| 20:31.20 | dataw0lf | let me know when you decide to leave and I'll see what I can do. |
| 20:31.27 | Lone_Wanderer | ok |
| 20:31.50 | Lone_Wanderer | won't be for a while, we've got a ways to go before everything is stable and on the right track |
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| 20:44.36 | brasto | wps, sorry i didn't respond to that email. i've been working a contract job the last couple days and didn't read it until last night - after you sent the official notice. |
| 20:48.24 | thebigdog | drip, you around |
| 20:48.35 | drip | yep |
| 20:48.49 | drip | what's up thebigdog? |
| 20:48.57 | thebigdog | slacker...how is comp? |
| 20:49.03 | drip | good. |
| 20:49.13 | drip | writing up some integration tests for our app. |
| 20:49.18 | drip | getting closer to production. |
| 20:51.33 | thebigdog | k |
| 20:51.37 | thebigdog | you still suck |
| 20:51.38 | brasto | wps, so let me know if you still want more details to send out. |
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| 20:52.30 | drip | careful, I'm fragile! |
| 20:53.54 | dataw0lf | http://www.nature.com/news/2006/061218/full/061218-7.html |
| 20:55.47 | Lone_Wanderer | waaaait a minute |
| 20:56.04 | Lone_Wanderer | if the babies are boys, where did their Y chromosomes come from? |
| 20:56.09 | Lone_Wanderer | maybe it doesn't work like that in lizards |
| 20:58.01 | thebigdog | "Inbreeding is not a positive thing in the long term," |
| 20:58.09 | Lone_Wanderer | yeah I was about to quote that same thing |
| 20:58.21 | thebigdog | lol |
| 20:58.30 | thebigdog | short term is very acceptable |
| 20:58.58 | Lone_Wanderer | apparently so |
| 20:59.09 | Lone_Wanderer | I mean, they wouldn't have evolved to do it if it weren't beneficial to them |
| 20:59.30 | dataw0lf | well, it's a little too early to be deciding whether it'd be beneficial. |
| 20:59.51 | dataw0lf | In fact, it may be an evolutionary trait that's a throwback from when it _wasn't_ good as they evolved to a more complex life form. |
| 21:00.01 | Lone_Wanderer | My new favorite word is "heterozygosity". |
| 21:00.34 | mindjuju | for those of you who like breakbeats, di.fm breakbeats is playing some awesome stuff |
| 21:00.51 | Lone_Wanderer | I need to get headphones so I can listen to music |
| 21:01.02 | mindjuju | bout time, too, i might add, cause they were playing crap for a while |
| 21:01.31 | Lone_Wanderer | is it under "breaks"? |
| 21:03.31 | mindjuju | breakbeats |
| 21:03.33 | mindjuju | yup |
| 21:04.24 | mindjuju | oh, your right, they have it as breaks |
| 21:04.27 | mindjuju | here is the pls |
| 21:04.27 | mindjuju | javascript:aboutThisCodec('MP3') |
| 21:04.31 | mindjuju | whoops! |
| 21:04.42 | mindjuju | http://www.di.fm/mp3/breaks.pls |
| 21:04.59 | mindjuju | lock 'n load everybody, these breakbeats are awesome! |
| 21:05.53 | Lone_Wanderer | Okay the office is too cold. |
| 21:06.04 | Lone_Wanderer | If I need to keep my hands over my laptop's keyboard for them to stay warm... |
| 21:07.35 | mindjuju | careful, laptops have been documented to have burned people |
| 21:07.48 | Lone_Wanderer | I'm not going to let myself get burned :p |
| 21:07.58 | mindjuju | here's the proof |
| 21:07.58 | mindjuju | http://www.theregister.co.uk/2002/11/22/man_burns_penis_with_laptop/ |
| 21:08.07 | Lone_Wanderer | I know, I heard about that. |
| 21:08.24 | mindjuju | have you seen the cooling fans they made because of it |
| 21:08.27 | mindjuju | eBay has them |
| 21:08.54 | Lone_Wanderer | I've got one. If we're thinking of the same thing anyway. |
| 21:09.09 | Lone_Wanderer | it's a little panel that goes under the laptop and has fans in it |
| 21:09.22 | mindjuju | yup, don't own one, but saw it on eBay |
| 21:09.34 | mindjuju | that's how i heard about the article |
| 21:11.39 | wps | brasto: a summary would be great if you have one |
| 21:23.09 | Lone_Wanderer | heh. "an acceptable good tool to crap ratio" |
| 21:23.30 | beandog | heh |
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| 21:38.05 | swb | beandog, you'll like this shirt: Wanderer> heh. "an acceptable good tool to crap ratio" |
| 21:38.19 | swb | Wanderer> heh. "an acceptable good tool to crap ratio" |
| 21:38.40 | swb | umm.... keyboard trouble, sorry, here's the link: http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic/8753/ |
| 21:38.41 | beandog | I want this t-shirt: http://store.cottonfactory.com/cf-306.html |
| 21:39.02 | swb | meh |
| 21:39.32 | swb | I like this one too: http://www.alistapart.com/store/tshirt-warning |
| 21:43.38 | mindjuju | swb, them are fine shirts, but does it compare to this one from Rocky? |
| 21:43.39 | mindjuju | http://www.80stees.com/prodImageDisplay.asp?prodid=ROC014&image=ROC014_SM1.jpg&lgimage=ROC014_LG1.jpg&gender=Mens |
| 21:43.49 | mindjuju | one day, i will make it mine |
| 21:44.14 | swb | hehe |
| 21:45.23 | swb | ha: http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic/8ba2/ |
| 21:46.46 | Lone_Wanderer | wait, wait |
| 21:46.50 | Lone_Wanderer | they actually have titanium sporks? |
| 21:48.26 | Black_Chaos | Billy L'ed so hard his A fell O |
| 21:50.37 | beandog | http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/778d/ |
| 21:50.43 | swb | for dataw0lf: |
| 21:50.44 | beandog | Monty Python Killer Rabbit Plush |
| 21:50.48 | swb | http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/frustrations/5b7e/ |
| 21:51.10 | swb | thinkgeek is one of my favorite websites |
| 21:51.11 | dataw0lf | swb: yea, I own that one. |
| 21:51.22 | swb | appropriately so |
| 21:51.40 | swb | for Lone_Wanderer: http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/frustrations/374d/ |
| 21:51.55 | Lone_Wanderer | XD |
| 21:53.16 | atoponce | uhhh... http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/7cbb/action/ |
| 21:53.34 | atoponce | somehow, i missed that shot in the movie |
| 21:55.06 | Lone_Wanderer | They left out "that thine enemies may be blown to bits, in thy mercy |
| 21:55.31 | dataw0lf | it's vaguely disconcerting that swb pays attention to what we say. |
| 21:55.40 | dataw0lf | I always assumed she ignored us. |
| 21:56.25 | dataw0lf | Lone_Wanderer: hey, you know, you have to pay a stipend to use a quote of mine, SIR! |
| 21:57.43 | dataw0lf | y'know people in the office know what you're about when you receive from your secret santa a fifth of jack daniels |
| 21:58.06 | swb | not _always_ |
| 21:58.28 | dataw0lf | apparently my karaoking of Baby Got Back at the Christmas party got the message across. |
| 21:58.50 | swb | we get a Christmas bonus instead of a Christmas party |
| 21:58.55 | swb | fine by me |
| 21:59.18 | dataw0lf | yea, if I had to choose, I'd go for the bonus, and throw my own partaay. |
| 21:59.29 | brasto | wps, here's a brief outline of the PHP5 part of the presentation: |
| 21:59.30 | brasto | 1. RSS 1.0 and 2.0 Anatomy |
| 21:59.32 | brasto | 2. A MySQL 5.0.x Database Structure |
| 21:59.33 | brasto | 3. SQL Statements (for the tables) |
| 21:59.35 | brasto | 4. Begin XHTML Document to Report Parse Results |
| 21:59.36 | brasto | 5. Connect to the MySQL Server |
| 21:59.38 | brasto | 6. Prepare to Parse |
| 21:59.39 | brasto | 7. PHP 5.x DOM Extension |
| 21:59.41 | brasto | 8. Parse the RSS Feeds into the `feed` Table |
| 21:59.42 | brasto | 9. MySQL MATCH ... AGAINST |
| 21:59.44 | brasto | 9. Match Keywords Against The Feeds... Sorted By Relevancy |
| 22:00.03 | brasto | Oops, change the second "9" to "10". |
| 22:00.08 | dataw0lf | egaaaaad, spamsto |
| 22:01.42 | brasto | And Here's 11: Using PHP 5 with Google RSS (No DB Needed) |
| 22:02.17 | brasto | Thank you swb, I'll look forward to feedback as well. |
| 22:02.48 | brasto | sorry dataw0lf, perhaps I should have sent that in a personal message to wps instead. |
| 22:03.10 | swb | nah, it's totally relevent |
| 22:03.13 | brasto | or... i could change my nick to "spamsto"... ;) |
| 22:03.17 | swb | besides, dataw0lf's one to talk! |
| 22:03.32 | dataw0lf | if 5<, pastebin, good rule. |
| 22:04.00 | brasto | hmmm, so paste 5 lines at a time? |
| 22:04.22 | brasto | wait for someone else's post between each 5 lines? ;) |
| 22:04.25 | dataw0lf | just use pastebin.com |
| 22:04.53 | dataw0lf | people in here aren't too worried about it, but it's general IRC etiquette. |
| 22:06.16 | atoponce | haha. just bought my wife a "got root" hooded shirt and "i love my geek" babydoll from thinkgeek :) |
| 22:07.13 | swb | cool! |
| 22:07.49 | atoponce | swb: would you appreciate that as a christmas gift from your hubby? |
| 22:08.05 | swb | totally |
| 22:08.59 | dataw0lf | dang. swb, you're easy to please. |
| 22:09.03 | swb | I just have that #!/usr/bin/girl one: http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/ladies/38f0/ |
| 22:09.13 | atoponce | too many are monster cable this, polk audio that, etc |
| 22:09.54 | swb | prefer to buy myself the spensive presents... ummm, most peeps in the family aren't tech savvy or photo savvy enough to know what to get |
| 22:10.35 | atoponce | yeah. |
| 22:10.45 | dataw0lf | I have a fair mix of geek / skateboarding apparel |
| 22:11.03 | swb | that makes you a geek punk! |
| 22:11.14 | dataw0lf | so many would agree.. |
| 22:11.35 | atoponce | i do have a novell shirt with ximian/suse/novell logos, but with the recent news, i don't wear it anymore... :) |
| 22:12.13 | swb | this book is on my Christmas list: http://thisibelieve.org/ |
| 22:12.19 | swb | those essays are *so* cool |
| 22:14.26 | atoponce | offtopic: anyone want front row (row 1) vip tickets to a jazz game for jan 24? i can't go, and looking to sell them. :) |
| 22:14.36 | brasto | wps, after the php5 part, i'll show how php4 is different - i used a PEAR extension instead of DOM XML because I could not get it DOM XML to work like I could DOM, and that should wrap it up. |
| 22:14.43 | jsmith | atoponce: How much? |
| 22:14.59 | atoponce | for the pair: $600 |
| 22:15.58 | brasto | atoponce, take two zero's off the end of that, and I can afford it ;) |
| 22:16.25 | swb | if you want, I'll post them on my intranet for ya |
| 22:16.40 | swb | people sell stuff like that all the time on the msg boards... but not for that much usually |
| 22:16.47 | atoponce | $350 / ticket, vip parking included. you get a meal before the game and during half-time |
| 22:17.10 | swb | and you're not going? |
| 22:17.47 | atoponce | no. i'll be in vegas visiting my brother. i've been before though. you are sitting directly behind larry miller. it's really cool |
| 22:17.50 | dataw0lf | who'd want to see the Jazz play? |
| 22:18.18 | dataw0lf | *cough* Pacers fan *cough* |
| 22:19.13 | atoponce | swb: and the meal? bbq chicken, salads, ribs, prime rib, all the cooking you can eat buffet with drinks, popcorn, snacks, etc in a massive lounge with bigscreens to watch the game if you don't want to go the floor |
| 22:19.27 | swb | sounds swanky |
| 22:19.30 | atoponce | vip spoils you rotten |
| 22:19.33 | atoponce | it's great! :) |
| 22:19.46 | swb | well, last vip tickets I had were for the ballet.... |
| 22:20.05 | swb | and when Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me was in town |
| 22:20.26 | atoponce | cool |
| 22:21.22 | dataw0lf | ooh, that's the name of the ballet. |
| 22:21.24 | dataw0lf | got it. |
| 22:21.31 | atoponce | meet tomorrow, yes? same bat-time same bat-channel? |
| 22:23.22 | swb | no worries, just expensive, y'know |
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| 23:24.12 | dataw0lf | and thus, finally, I have a better pcap module for Python. |
| 23:26.25 | dataw0lf | anyone have any idea if there are some packet manipulation / analyzing tools for PalmOS 5? |
| 23:31.25 | mindjuju | brasto |
| 23:37.17 | brasto | mindjuju, did you have a question/comment for me? |
| 23:37.21 | mindjuju | yup |
| 23:37.33 | mindjuju | you're meet tomorrow |
| 23:37.36 | mindjuju | what do you need? |
| 23:37.42 | dataw0lf | your* |
| 23:37.49 | mindjuju | projector, or dry erase board? |
| 23:37.53 | mindjuju | yup, your |
| 23:38.09 | mindjuju | or do you need both? |
| 23:38.16 | brasto | i don't have a laptop, so a computer would be nice, and a projector. |
| 23:38.25 | mindjuju | k, compy and projector |
| 23:38.31 | dataw0lf | and hot wings |
| 23:38.32 | brasto | white board might be nice as well |
| 23:38.46 | mindjuju | are you doing the meet in Powerpoint? |
| 23:38.59 | brasto | buffalo wings, as they say in the south :) |
| 23:39.23 | mindjuju | hey, DW, the meeting that you come, i'll run a collection to see if we can get catering from "that one famous wings place" |
| 23:39.25 | brasto | nope, it's all xhtml, on my non-production website. |
| 23:39.31 | mindjuju | with the orange shorts |
| 23:39.40 | dataw0lf | I'll pay |
| 23:39.41 | mindjuju | k, so just a browser on the compy |
| 23:39.48 | dataw0lf | ooooh |
| 23:39.49 | mindjuju | i'll have it setup |
| 23:39.50 | dataw0lf | you mean THAT place |
| 23:39.53 | mindjuju | yup |
| 23:39.56 | dataw0lf | how bout we just present there |
| 23:40.02 | brasto | yep, prob'ly firefox |
| 23:40.03 | atoponce | it's not all that |
| 23:40.19 | atoponce | been there and disappointed |
| 23:40.21 | dataw0lf | the wings aren't very good, but I don't usually pay attention to what's in my mouth. |
| 23:40.31 | mindjuju | lol |
| 23:40.38 | dataw0lf | I could probably eat a couple napkin dispensers and still be happy. |
| 23:41.00 | mindjuju | i hear they have an airline and a casino now |
| 23:41.08 | dataw0lf | sign me up. |
| 23:41.08 | atoponce | 50 year olds on botox sagging to their knees aren't exactly what i would call a nice atmosphere... :) |
| 23:41.30 | dataw0lf | I don't know what hooters you ate at, but, uh, I don't remember any 50 year olds |
| 23:41.37 | dataw0lf | I remember a lot of 18-24 year olds. |
| 23:42.07 | mindjuju | smokinggun.com had their application online |
| 23:42.13 | mindjuju | well, a scan of it |
| 23:42.18 | atoponce | 70th south state. |
| 23:43.01 | atoponce | there were a *couple* of youngens, but you could tell they were used and abused. it was rather unfortunate |
| 23:43.29 | dataw0lf | jeez. that's what you get for having a hooters in Utah, I guess. |
| 23:43.42 | dataw0lf | the Chicago, Indianapolis, LA, Seattle, and St Louis ones rock |
| 23:43.49 | atoponce | now, bikini cuts... i'd go there over and over to get my hair cut. :) |
| 23:43.49 | dataw0lf | not that I've been to Hooters a lot or anything. |
| 23:44.11 | dataw0lf | I never went to bikini cuts while I was living in Utah. |
| 23:44.36 | atoponce | dataw0lf: where are you living now? |
| 23:44.40 | dataw0lf | Reno. |
| 23:44.44 | atoponce | ahh. |
| 23:45.01 | dataw0lf | dang. if I bring this whiskey home, I'm going to drink it. |
| 23:45.01 | atoponce | and the "atmosphere" is better there? |
| 23:45.09 | dataw0lf | oh, definitely. |
| 23:46.39 | dataw0lf | everyone have my new number for when I come to SLC this Friday? |
| 23:48.09 | sontek | Yeah, the hooters in socal had a lot better selection thant he one I went to in UT (The one on ft. union) |
| 23:48.34 | atoponce | sontek: yeah. the one on ft union is disappointing |
| 23:49.21 | sontek | But i'm a fan of Corona and boobies so I usually have a good time anyways |
| 23:49.29 | dataw0lf | who isn't? |
| 23:49.45 | dataw0lf | I need something to do Friday day. mindjuju, you're going to entertain me. |
| 23:50.46 | atoponce | sontek: any guy that isn't a fan of boobies, i think, has "issues" |
| 23:51.00 | dataw0lf | optikal: btw, I arrive 9:10 in the morning Friday, but you're probably working. |
| 23:59.04 | dataw0lf | anyway, for those that don't know, my new number is 775-530-1917. I trust I won't receive any prank calls. Not that I care, since I'll be in SLC Friday and will humiliate you in some way if you do! |
