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| 13:32.47 | timinator | morning all |
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| 14:38.56 | mindjuju | blah |
| 15:01.36 | mindjuju | sup yo |
| 15:01.50 | timinator | morning mindjuju, bigdog_ut |
| 15:01.54 | bigdog_ut | just excited to be back to work |
| 15:02.12 | bigdog_ut | too short a weekend for me |
| 15:02.28 | mindjuju | sup timinator |
| 15:03.11 | timinator | mmmmm 311 |
| 15:03.18 | timinator | ~mondays bigdog_ut |
| 15:03.19 | jbot | ACTION says looks like bigdog_ut 's got a case of the Mondays |
| 15:04.20 | timinator | s/bigdog_ut/mindjuju |
| 15:04.24 | timinator | lol |
| 15:04.29 | timinator | dang monday |
| 15:05.29 | timinator | not a chance there mindjuju.... I've learned a few tricks from the stooges |
| 15:07.16 | mindjuju | ~nyuk timinator |
| 15:07.25 | jbot | ACTION grabs timinator nose and hammers it with his other hand! |
| 15:07.36 | mindjuju | ~wiseguy timinator |
| 15:07.37 | jbot | ACTION runs up to timinator and pokes timinator in the eyes! |
| 15:07.50 | timinator | lol |
| 15:07.54 | timinator | have to remember those |
| 15:08.01 | mindjuju | thems my favs |
| 15:08.03 | timinator | ~wiseguy mindjuju |
| 15:08.04 | jbot | ACTION runs up to mindjuju and pokes mindjuju in the eyes! |
| 15:08.10 | timinator | lol |
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| 15:14.14 | mindjuju | sup _psychic_ |
| 15:14.26 | _psychic_ | gmornin |
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| 15:19.46 | bigdog_ut | man i love partioning hds |
| 15:20.14 | timinator | :) |
| 15:20.47 | bigdog_ut | working on a 1.2tb array |
| 15:21.08 | timinator | nice |
| 15:21.27 | bigdog_ut | yeah...i got another one that is 1.4tb that i finished up |
| 15:22.04 | bigdog_ut | when you are the bigdog you are the bigdog |
| 15:22.08 | timinator | s/him/his |
| 15:22.12 | timinator | LOL |
| 15:26.29 | drip | s/his/her |
| 15:26.35 | drip | =P |
| 15:26.56 | drip | good mornin' on everyone! |
| 15:27.38 | drip | oops.. thought you were fixing bigdog_ut's, not yours |
| 15:27.49 | timinator | sure |
| 15:28.06 | drip | let me help you.. |
| 15:28.12 | drip | ~wiseguy drip |
| 15:28.19 | jbot | ACTION runs up to drip and pokes drip in the eyes! |
| 15:28.24 | timinator | LOL |
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| 17:11.42 | jakea | please feel free to also join the Fedora sucks and CentOS sucks clubs too |
| 17:12.01 | jakea | and I have also recently joined the Mandriva sucks club |
| 17:16.07 | _psychic_ | http://www.deadtroll.com/video/ossuckscable.html |
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| 18:10.53 | beandog | what codec is it |
| 18:11.14 | burnin | quicktime |
| 18:11.42 | bigdog_ut | dont you have mplayer installed? |
| 18:11.43 | beandog | death to quicktime |
| 18:11.48 | beandog | me? |
| 18:11.49 | beandog | its loading. |
| 18:12.21 | beandog | Technically though, MOV is just another container format, it could be lots of stuff in there, blah blah blah. |
| 18:12.33 | beandog | I think. |
| 18:13.02 | beandog | yah thats right. |
| 18:13.17 | burnin | I have mplayer installed, will it play embedded quicktime in web pages via firefox? |
| 18:13.27 | beandog | burnin: with mplayerplug-in, yes. |
| 18:13.30 | bigdog_ut | yep if you have the mplayer plugin |
| 18:13.46 | bigdog_ut | technically you can use mozpluggin and get it working |
| 18:13.57 | beandog | The great thing about is it can automatically save any files it plays :D |
| 18:18.02 | burnin | plays now, thanks |
| 18:18.09 | burnin | quicktime still sucks. ;) |
| 18:19.29 | beandog | yahp |
| 18:20.14 | burnin | a time before bloatware, lol |
| 18:27.46 | burnin | I guess at least the audio is in sync in the quicktime videos, flash can't even get that right. |
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| 18:32.03 | brasto | hey guys, what does a # mean in a css file? |
| 18:32.27 | brasto | like this: #classname { [styles] } |
| 18:32.50 | brasto | is it the same as a dot? |
| 18:33.08 | beandog | doesnt it mean its commented out? |
| 18:33.36 | brasto | nope, it works for my ul file |
| 18:33.36 | synic | it means it's applied to an id |
| 18:33.38 | synic | not a class |
| 18:33.47 | brasto | yes, that was it |
| 18:34.10 | brasto | i just couldn't remember for the life of me. |
| 18:36.16 | brasto | anyway, i'm at work on a lunch, so I have to go. thanks for the reminder synic. |
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| 19:52.08 | drip | so intuitive! MCMCU ----> column name for "Business Unit" |
| 19:52.32 | drip | MCSTYL ---> "Type Business Unit" |
| 19:52.59 | drip | lol |
| 19:53.02 | macnewbold | huh? who thought that up? |
| 19:53.39 | drip | those are only two columns in this 100+ column table. |
| 19:53.40 | drip | lol |
| 19:53.45 | _psychic_ | ouch |
| 19:54.00 | drip | and all the others are not much better |
| 19:55.18 | drip | someone poke my eyes out |
| 19:55.20 | mindjuju | as bad as that sounds, drip, i can top that. |
| 19:55.45 | mindjuju | the guy i replaced created tons of databases like that, except for one really nasty one |
| 19:55.51 | mindjuju | specs: |
| 19:57.27 | mindjuju | there is report, like a status report that clients can fill out to measure their progress. The report has 120 questions. what the guy did was insert 120 null records (1 record for each question) for all 10,000 clients |
| 19:57.47 | mindjuju | of the which only about 500 have actually participated, all that into a form 0 table |
| 19:58.02 | drip | lol |
| 19:59.01 | _psychic_ | I just finished a medical industry project on a legacy DB |
| 19:59.12 | _psychic_ | I had to recreate some paper forms |
| 19:59.48 | _psychic_ | And if a given box on the form was like 32. Status? [ ] A [ ] B [ ] C [ ] D |
| 19:59.57 | macnewbold | oh joy, those are fun |
| 20:00.00 | _psychic_ | the corresponding field would be a 4 char field |
| 20:00.08 | _psychic_ | with capital X's in the boxes that were checked |
| 20:00.24 | macnewbold | we're still supporting/maintaining a great old app like that (paper form conversion) from 5 years ago |
| 20:00.40 | mindjuju | oh, that's is nice _psychic_ |
| 20:01.24 | drip | I just <3 db2 on as/400 |
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| 20:16.12 | _psychic_ | which is faster (both read and write): 1-writing stuff into a text file, separated by spaces, to be loaded into array via explode() and file_get_contents(), or 2-writing stuff into a text file as a serialized array, to be loaded into an array via unserialze() and file_get_contents() ? |
| 20:30.59 | beandog | _psychic_: if youre not talking about thousands and thousands of instances, fast is gonna be irrelevant |
| 20:31.06 | beandog | Does anyone know of any *good* HTML form classes? |
| 20:31.58 | _psychic_ | beandog: I am |
| 20:32.57 | beandog | _psychic_: I would guess the first one is gonna be faster. |
| 20:32.59 | beandog | I dunno. |
| 20:34.20 | _psychic_ | Yeah neither do I |
| 20:35.18 | timinator | anybody work at bluehost here? |
| 21:21.57 | fungus | $ touch yourself |
| 21:21.57 | fungus | touch: yourself: Permission denied |
| 21:26.25 | _psychic_ | $ man woman |
| 21:26.25 | _psychic_ | No manual entry for woman |
| 21:26.28 | _psychic_ | :( |
| 21:27.09 | timinator | _psychic_: don't look now, but there's none for marriage either |
| 21:27.18 | _psychic_ | odd |
| 21:27.23 | _psychic_ | I have that page on my system... |
| 21:27.32 | _psychic_ | what OS you running? |
| 21:27.50 | timinator | "No manual entry for marriage" |
| 21:28.00 | timinator | Mac OS X |
| 21:28.10 | _psychic_ | so much for sexy macs |
| 21:28.33 | timinator | same result w/ Gentoo |
| 21:28.43 | timinator | macs are sexy |
| 21:30.25 | _psychic_ | maybe its just not installed. Try sudo apt-get install marriage. |
| 21:31.29 | timinator | I don't want to install a program just so it can tell me how to run my marriage |
| 21:31.56 | timinator | :) |
| 21:32.00 | _psychic_ | How will you know if you never try?! |
| 21:32.06 | timinator | LOL |
| 21:32.09 | timinator | your right |
| 21:32.37 | timinator | is there a program that tells you how to deal w/ women? |
| 21:33.15 | synic | yeah, but it's encrypted and is different for each woman. |
| 21:33.21 | synic | to see it, cat /dev/urandom |
| 21:34.33 | beandog | timinator: /sbin/shutdown |
| 21:35.27 | fungus | <PROTECTED> |
| 21:36.01 | _psychic_ | synic, beandog, fungus: I can tell what kindof women you guys have been hanging out with. |
| 21:37.40 | fungus | $ touch woman |
| 21:37.40 | fungus | touch: woman: Permission denied |
| 21:37.40 | fungus | $ touch $HOME/woman |
| 21:38.40 | beandog | you guys are weerd. |
| 21:38.47 | timinator | lol |
| 21:38.51 | synic | you spelled weird all weird |
| 21:38.56 | _psychic_ | haha |
| 21:42.33 | beandog | its easier to intentionally misspell it than try to do it correctly and misspell it on accident. :) |
| 21:42.54 | _psychic_ | for you |
| 21:42.56 | _psychic_ | :) |
| 21:43.01 | synic | well, really, weird is spelled weird. It's not I before E. |
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| 21:43.06 | synic | they did it on purpose or something. |
| 21:45.39 | beandog | weeeeord. |
| 22:35.03 | bigdog_ut | ~rock bigdog_ut |
| 22:36.13 | beandog | man |
| 22:36.19 | beandog | I just hit the weirdest bug |
| 22:36.23 | beandog | Ive never seen this error before |
| 22:36.32 | beandog | Fatal error: Can't use method return value in write context |
| 22:36.35 | beandog | on a function I wrote |
| 22:36.42 | beandog | all it does is runs isset($this->foo) |
| 22:36.47 | beandog | it doesnt even return anything |
| 22:37.13 | timinator | well... doesn't that return true or false anyway |
| 22:37.27 | beandog | yes |
| 22:37.29 | beandog | but Im just running it |
| 22:37.34 | beandog | like echo isset ... |
| 22:38.13 | beandog | isset($this->arr_elements($element)); |
| 22:38.16 | beandog | that's my code |
| 22:38.27 | beandog | oh |
| 22:38.28 | beandog | gah. |
| 22:54.44 | beandog | Hmm |
| 22:54.55 | beandog | Whats the best practice on a class if you pass paramaters that will break it completely |
| 22:55.10 | beandog | should I do E_USER_ERROR (and possibly kill their script) or just E_USER_WARNING |
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| 23:53.19 | timinator | later |
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