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| 16:36.42 | wps | jsmith |
| 16:36.46 | wps | what are sedbot features? |
| 16:37.11 | jsmith | Watch this: wps is cool |
| 16:37.14 | jsmith | s/cool/awesome/ |
| 16:37.41 | wps | wow |
| 16:37.50 | wps | I ocne owned a monkey |
| 16:37.55 | wps | s/ocne/once |
| 16:38.12 | wps | hmm |
| 16:38.46 | wps | jbot, why don't you correct my grammar? |
| 16:39.04 | wps | jbot, wake up! |
| 16:39.05 | jbot | up!: GOOD MORNING!!! |
| 16:39.07 | jsmith | Maybe it only works for me ? |
| 16:39.16 | jsmith | Maybe it's a per-person setting? |
| 16:39.17 | wps | jbot, are you drunk? |
| 16:39.25 | wps | must be |
| 16:39.31 | wps | jbot, do a dance |
| 16:39.33 | jbot | ACTION does a dance. |
| 16:41.33 | fungus | you missed the last dot |
| 16:41.37 | fungus | s/dot/slash/ |
| 16:41.55 | wps | I ocne owned a monkey |
| 16:42.01 | wps | s/ocne/once/ |
| 16:43.04 | jsmith | See, isn't that cool? |
| 16:43.08 | wps | very |
| 16:43.13 | wps | you see the article on the PHP easter eggs? |
| 16:43.27 | jsmith | Nope, where? |
| 16:43.30 | wps | ~uphpu |
| 16:43.48 | wps | http://uphpu.org/article.php?story=20060109083634497 |
| 16:44.34 | wps | jsmith |
| 16:44.47 | wps | jsmith. you want to hear a funny story? |
| 16:44.58 | jsmith | Sure! |
| 16:45.00 | wps | so, we made the eth changes, right? |
| 16:45.01 | jsmith | I like funny stories. |
| 16:45.04 | wps | well… :) |
| 16:45.05 | jsmith | Right.. |
| 16:45.10 | jsmith | And then the box got rebooted? |
| 16:45.47 | wps | the DNS finished propagating saturday afternoon, so I removed all of the old DNS records, removed the aliases from apache conf… |
| 16:45.53 | wps | and then it was time to remove the eth alias |
| 16:46.02 | wps | so, I went… |
| 16:46.07 | wps | ifdown eth0:1 |
| 16:46.23 | wps | and my terminal went dead |
| 16:46.56 | jsmith | Doh! |
| 16:46.58 | wps | ha ha ha |
| 16:47.11 | jsmith | You forgot what I told you, didn't you :-) |
| 16:47.15 | wps | I did it in the wrong order. I needed to cp the alias over to the main first. |
| 16:47.29 | wps | so, I had to jump in the car and drive down to Orem |
| 16:48.25 | jsmith | Sorry :-( |
| 16:48.30 | wps | basically the digital equivalent of ripping the ethernet cable right out of the back of the server |
| 16:48.37 | wps | oh, it's all my fault… good learning experience |
| 16:48.50 | wps | Erich said that he has guys doing it all the time :) |
| 16:49.23 | wps | I'll tell you what though… I am going to think long and hard before running that command again |
| 16:49.23 | jsmith | I'll bet... |
| 16:50.04 | jsmith | "That which does not kill us, only makes us stronger" |
| 16:50.11 | macnewbold | XM will help you with stuff like that when it happens in their data center... |
| 16:50.13 | wps | I was laughing so hard I had trouble telling my wife why our temple trip was just cancelled because I had to drive to Orem |
| 16:50.34 | macnewbold | I got a new server all set up and installed down in XM's data center, |
| 16:50.36 | jsmith | wps: Yeah, I hear you there... |
| 16:50.49 | wps | yeah, Erich would have done it if I had asked him to… I didn't think to ask him until I was already on the road though |
| 16:50.57 | macnewbold | and left without setting up my account for sudo |
| 16:51.03 | macnewbold | and ssh was disabled for root |
| 16:51.06 | macnewbold | so I could get in, |
| 16:51.13 | macnewbold | but couldn't do anything rootly |
| 16:51.28 | macnewbold | one of the XM guys happily went down there, plugged in a keyboard and monitor, |
| 16:51.38 | macnewbold | and put my user in the right group so I could use sudo |
| 16:51.48 | wps | that's very nice of them |
| 16:51.50 | wps | XM rocks |
| 16:52.05 | macnewbold | they call them "Remote hands" incidents, and they'll give you like 10 a month |
| 16:52.30 | macnewbold | I've used _1_ in over 18 months |
| 16:52.34 | jsmith | macnewbold: Yeah, now if they'd only call me back with a price :-) I sent them an email Thursday, and still haven't heard back... very unlike XM |
| 16:52.52 | macnewbold | weird |
| 16:52.56 | macnewbold | price on coloc stuff? |
| 16:53.32 | jsmith | Yeah. |
| 16:53.40 | jsmith | I'll call them here in a few minutes... |
| 16:53.42 | macnewbold | if you don't hear back, try IRC at ircd.xmission.com, and look for john |
| 16:53.50 | macnewbold | or email him, john@xm |
| 16:55.17 | jsmith | Ok. |
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| 18:52.21 | macnewbold | on my boxen, the easteregg urls just bring up a credits page full of php developers, no dogs or rabbits |
| 18:52.27 | macnewbold | but I'm running php4, so maybe that's it |
| 18:52.39 | wps | it worked on 4 and 5 for me |
| 18:52.46 | macnewbold | weird |
| 18:52.55 | macnewbold | I tried two different servers, several different urls |
| 18:54.08 | jsmith | I saw several different animals, plus the PHP logo, powered by Zend logo, and the credits page. |
| 19:28.29 | dataw0lf | http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?skuId=7275575&type=product&productCategoryId=pcmcat31800050028&id=1117178480088 |
| 19:28.31 | dataw0lf | mmm Next paycheck |
| 21:04.07 | wps | he he he |
| 21:04.27 | wps | I love that uphpu.org has a higher google rank than my employer… who is in the commerce business |
| 21:04.40 | wps | go UPHPU! |
| 21:06.06 | jsmith | wps: Yeah, go UPHPU! |
| 21:06.17 | wps | we have a google rank of 7 |
| 21:06.52 | wps | www.omniture.com is a 7, omniture.com is a 4 |
| 21:27.45 | macnewbold | nice |
| 21:39.08 | dataw0lf | Anyone know if there's a way in PHP to inspect the current namespace? Or, even better, to inspect an external file's proposed namespace? |
| 21:39.47 | cboyack | my apologies if anybody already saw this posted on digg.. kinda funny though: |
| 21:39.49 | cboyack | Well, it just so happens that if you add ?=PHPE9568F36-D428-11d2-A769-00AA001ACF42 to the end of any URL that is a PHP page you will see a funny little picture of a dog. |
| 21:40.09 | dataw0lf | it's posted on UPHPU |
| 21:40.30 | cboyack | ah, looks like wps was on the ball :) |
| 21:45.52 | dataw0lf | No ideas on the namespace inspection issue anyone? Bueller? |
| 21:54.52 | dataw0lf | Oh YEAH! I think I got what I need. |
| 21:55.15 | jsmith | dataw0lf: Mind sharing? |
| 21:56.35 | dataw0lf | get_defined_vars() get_defined_functions() get_defined_constants() |
| 21:56.36 | dataw0lf | it's on now |
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| 22:08.07 | dataw0lf | yup, I'm going to be able to implement Python modules/namespaces now. PHP just got alot more attractive. |
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