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| 01:12.30 | el_gaucho | evenin all |
| 01:14.07 | diskotec|w | hello el_gaucho |
| 01:14.22 | el_gaucho | whatz up |
| 01:16.41 | diskotec|w | oh....tryin to figure out how to extract the right data out of sql server |
| 01:17.44 | el_gaucho | nice |
| 01:17.48 | el_gaucho | need any help? |
| 01:19.20 | diskotec|w | well....I would use your help but what I'm needing is someone that knows the data model. theres about 700 tables in our database. when I figure out where the right data is, I'll probably ask you syntax quesitons...:) |
| 01:19.43 | el_gaucho | lol good luck on that |
| 01:19.49 | el_gaucho | no erwin uh? |
| 01:20.06 | diskotec|w | hmmm... erwin? |
| 01:20.16 | el_gaucho | datamodeling app or dbs |
| 01:20.26 | diskotec|w | oh...nope |
| 01:20.26 | el_gaucho | erwin model is the name |
| 01:20.41 | el_gaucho | shows all kinds of goodies |
| 01:21.10 | diskotec|w | cool....sounds like something I could use. |
| 01:22.27 | diskotec|w | heh...I don't think our hospital will pay that much though. |
| 01:23.17 | el_gaucho | im surprised you dont have it for the development of the db |
| 01:23.27 | el_gaucho | especially with 700 tables |
| 01:25.59 | diskotec|w | we didn't develope the db. It's a http://www.mckesson.com/ product. Until I get a hold of their support tomorrow to see if they have a documented model, I'm poking around looking on my own. |
| 01:26.25 | el_gaucho | oh...that makes things though |
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| 01:36.53 | diskotec|w | bigdog: so when are you going to attempt to do irc at work? ... another month or two? |
| 01:43.57 | el_gaucho | yeah around dec or after the new year |
| 01:44.13 | el_gaucho | i will probably do the http irc stuff |
| 01:44.24 | usynic | !lart test |
| 01:44.28 | usynic | jbot_: lart test |
| 01:44.34 | usynic | ~lart test |
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| 02:06.05 | el_gaucho | nice...got my nikon working now |
| 02:10.42 | diskotec|w | digital camera? |
| 02:35.08 | el_gaucho | eyah |
| 02:36.16 | el_gaucho | works nice |
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| 03:30.52 | richard_ | off topic question okay? |
| 03:31.00 | richard_ | i don't know who else to turn to =) |
| 03:32.27 | richard_ | i received an email from a guy who says he's writing from a Treo, but the headers say it is from Microsoft Outlook. if he's lying, i'd like to know. is there any way he could have sent a message from a treo and still be labeled with "X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook" |
| 03:34.52 | el_gaucho | richard_, you can spoof headers |
| 03:35.26 | el_gaucho | if you have spamassassin you can run the email through that and see if it is spam |
| 03:36.10 | richard_ | i don't think he's tech-savvy enough to spoof the headers -- i guess it's more a question of it he lying to me -- i sort of think he is |
| 03:37.11 | richard_ | he's supposed to pay me some money, but he said he isn't home so he can't get me a check (he was purportedly writing from his Treo), but the message headers look like all the rest of his messages |
| 03:37.41 | richard_ | would his PDA send email back through his desktop computer before going out? |
| 03:38.13 | el_gaucho | yes |
| 03:38.39 | richard_ | hmm okay |
| 03:39.00 | richard_ | what protocol or setup does that? |
| 03:39.19 | el_gaucho | a sync type application |
| 03:40.03 | el_gaucho | though most treo's ive seen are phones and can email by them selves |
| 03:40.18 | el_gaucho | however, you could have it hooked ot your pc and be sending email out your pc |
| 03:41.06 | richard_ | even when he's away from his PC? (like at a restaurant?) would the email go over the air back to his PC and then to me? that seems round about if it does |
| 03:41.20 | el_gaucho | no it would not |
| 03:41.46 | el_gaucho | most would go through the pc when connected and directed to go thru the pc |
| 03:42.05 | el_gaucho | no he could compose on the road then download and send when connected to his pc |
| 03:42.46 | richard_ | okay i guess that answers my question -- because he's saying he's not near his PC/home office (and that's why he can't pay me) |
| 03:43.05 | el_gaucho | not sure why that would be a problem |
| 03:44.14 | richard_ | good point |
| 03:44.40 | el_gaucho | unless he has all his billing info on his pc |
| 03:45.27 | richard_ | he just emailed me (supposedly from his treo) saying he's not at home so he doesn't have his checkbook, but then the message headers look like their from his home computer |
| 03:45.37 | richard_ | *they're |
| 03:45.55 | richard_ | seems shady |
| 03:46.23 | el_gaucho | yeah...that would seem weird |
| 03:46.28 | el_gaucho | what work did u do? |
| 03:46.34 | el_gaucho | if you mind me asking? |
| 03:49.49 | richard_ | some web design work |
| 03:50.08 | el_gaucho | is this the first time you have done work for this guy? |
| 03:50.24 | richard_ | yeah |
| 03:50.33 | richard_ | i guess i learned my lesson huh |
| 03:50.44 | el_gaucho | is it alot of money? |
| 03:51.05 | richard_ | no. and i mean, he still may pay, but i just thought it was shady the way he handled it |
| 03:51.13 | richard_ | (so far) |
| 03:51.15 | el_gaucho | yeah |
| 03:51.32 | el_gaucho | i can see that...i have lost over 3k in shady deals with people |
| 03:51.54 | richard_ | that sucks man |
| 03:52.02 | el_gaucho | yeah, you live and learn |
| 03:52.09 | richard_ | yeah, agreed. |
| 03:52.17 | el_gaucho | one was a job for a company that went bankrupt |
| 03:52.24 | el_gaucho | so i was the small man at the bottom |
| 03:52.26 | richard_ | eww that's bad |
| 03:52.32 | richard_ | last in line, huh |
| 03:52.40 | el_gaucho | yep |
| 03:52.49 | el_gaucho | and i have had one guy just never pay |
| 03:52.55 | el_gaucho | never returned emails or anything |
| 03:53.05 | el_gaucho | so i dont do anything with him or is friends again |
| 03:53.06 | richard_ | wow |
| 03:53.10 | richard_ | yeah rightly so |
| 03:53.18 | el_gaucho | he was in florida |
| 03:53.24 | el_gaucho | that was like 1100 |
| 03:53.29 | richard_ | that's a lot |
| 03:53.32 | richard_ | are you in utah |
| 03:53.35 | el_gaucho | yeha |
| 03:53.41 | richard_ | yeah me too |
| 03:54.40 | el_gaucho | i got some clients here and in denver so that makes it easier for me |
| 03:55.10 | richard_ | yeah denver's a lot closer |
| 03:55.18 | richard_ | all PHP programming? |
| 03:55.31 | el_gaucho | yeah some of it is |
| 03:55.49 | el_gaucho | alot of everthing really, php, db, xml, apache, freebsd, linux |
| 03:56.17 | richard_ | cool |
| 03:56.34 | richard_ | where you from? (i'm curious by the name) |
| 03:56.40 | el_gaucho | utah |
| 03:56.47 | el_gaucho | provo, but live in layton |
| 03:56.54 | el_gaucho | my other nick is bigdog_ut |
| 03:57.20 | el_gaucho | im suprised you dont know who i am alreayd |
| 03:57.30 | el_gaucho | you have talked to me a couple times on the phone |
| 03:57.31 | richard_ | i think i do now |
| 03:57.33 | richard_ | yeah |
| 03:57.36 | richard_ | i just put it together |
| 03:57.41 | el_gaucho | lol |
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| 04:27.50 | el_gaucho | dataw0lf, you around |
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| 14:16.51 | RyanE | someone's happy this AM. |
| 14:19.00 | dataw0lf | not really, I'm trying to wake myself up. |
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| 14:45.29 | wps | I love it when we make it up on PHPDeveloper.org |
| 14:47.23 | synic | sweet |
| 14:51.04 | wps | and we received two sponsors for the banner |
| 14:51.05 | wps | wahoo! |
| 14:51.21 | wps | and the calendar is filling up again |
| 14:51.24 | synic | dataw0lf: I have to admit... despite the fact that you like it, python is pretty fscking cool. |
| 14:52.11 | dataw0lf | synic: I wish I could say the same for you. |
| 14:52.18 | synic | :P |
| 14:52.46 | dataw0lf | don't stick that out at me! |
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| 14:54.30 | dataw0lf | synic: so you're loving it, huh? |
| 14:54.35 | dataw0lf | Told you it's jawesome+++ |
| 14:54.37 | synic | pretty much. |
| 14:54.43 | dataw0lf | dare I say... better than Ruby? |
| 14:54.59 | synic | I wrote a jabber bot that does !google, !seen, !spell, (sp?), and !weather in the matter of a day |
| 14:55.18 | synic | no comment on that ruby business |
| 14:55.40 | synic | oh, and !lart, of course. |
| 14:56.17 | dataw0lf | very nice. |
| 14:56.36 | synic | brb |
| 14:57.38 | dataw0lf | synic /join #python |
| 14:57.44 | dataw0lf | it's the best irc channel ever |
| 15:00.00 | dataw0lf | oh, excuse me the second best. |
| 15:00.05 | dataw0lf | #ut2600 on EFnet is better. |
| 15:00.07 | wps | :) |
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| 15:22.32 | synic | dataw0lf: yeah, been in there a few times. It's weird, they are actually helpful. |
| 15:24.03 | dataw0lf | synic: I know. |
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| 15:30.01 | wps | welcome, drewbono |
| 15:30.03 | wps | ~drewbono |
| 15:30.05 | jbot | it has been said that drewbono is the mac, or a grammar super-freak |
| 15:30.17 | drewbono | hola |
| 15:30.22 | wps | "super-freak" reminds me of the world's best music |
| 15:30.35 | wps | the music that jbot respects so much |
| 15:30.38 | wps | jbot, dance |
| 15:30.39 | jbot | ACTION does a disco dance. |
| 15:30.46 | wps | oh, yeah… work it |
| 15:31.03 | wps | he's such a great guy to have around |
| 15:31.07 | wps | even if he is a drunk |
| 15:31.52 | dataw0lf | ... |
| 15:31.56 | dataw0lf | you really are a fan of disco?? |
| 15:32.15 | wps | oh yeah! |
| 15:32.20 | wps | big time |
| 15:32.24 | wps | both the dance and the music |
| 15:32.34 | wps | some of my favorite music |
| 15:32.41 | wps | Carl Douglas is my hero |
| 15:35.16 | wps | and the Bee Gees |
| 15:35.22 | wps | Gloria Gaynor |
| 15:35.28 | wps | the Commodores |
| 15:35.42 | wps | and James Brown |
| 15:42.38 | wps | don't resist it dataw0lf |
| 15:44.09 | macnewbold | ~borg dataw0lf |
| 15:44.10 | jbot | ACTION jams assimilation tubes into dataw0lf's neck and injects Borg nanobots. |
| 15:45.01 | dataw0lf | man. |
| 15:45.16 | dataw0lf | next UPHPU meeting you're getting held down and have some testosterone injected into your neck, wps. |
| 15:45.22 | dataw0lf | s/have/having |
| 15:45.28 | wps | lol |
| 15:45.44 | wps | that's if I can get there without getting in an accident |
| 15:45.56 | dataw0lf | right. |
| 15:45.58 | wps | I would completely recommend the new body shop I found though |
| 15:46.04 | wps | their work is amazing |
| 15:46.13 | wps | my car looks better than it did from the factory |
| 15:50.37 | macnewbold | wps: who/where? |
| 15:51.04 | mindjuju | yeah, was wonnerin' that myself |
| 15:51.13 | wps | Jack's Place on 123rd |
| 15:51.29 | wps | seriously, their work is amazing |
| 15:51.42 | wps | and they are the kind of shop that doesn't "just get the job down" |
| 15:51.49 | wps | they take care of all the details |
| 15:51.53 | wps | i was amazed |
| 15:52.00 | wps | and I am really, really picky when i comes to cars |
| 15:52.22 | mindjuju | oh, for a sec there, i thought you got into an accident |
| 15:52.28 | wps | I had |
| 15:52.33 | wps | that's why I needed body work |
| 15:53.05 | mindjuju | that sux, is everybody ok? |
| 15:53.24 | wps | in addition to doing the body work I needed (new bumper paint and install), matching the paint perfectly, and having it done within one day (dropped it off at eight and picked it up at five), they also washed and detailed it! |
| 15:53.35 | wps | oh, yeah, it was just a stupid fender-bender |
| 15:55.41 | RyanE | Jack's place is the place with the bondo gorilla out front, right? |
| 15:55.48 | RyanE | and the neon palm tree. |
| 15:55.53 | RyanE | whacked, that. |
| 15:55.59 | wps | yeah |
| 15:56.06 | wps | interesting decorations, but excellent work |
| 15:56.13 | wps | they have a waterfall with a monkey in the lobby |
| 15:56.42 | dataw0lf | sounds like a disco kinda place! |
| 15:56.52 | RyanE | I have a former co-worker who lives near there, and we used to kid him about it all the time. To get to his house, you turn at the BondoGorilla! |
| 15:57.56 | mindjuju | ! Disco Inferno! |
| 15:57.56 | RyanE | gah! |
| 15:57.59 | macnewbold | ~danc3e |
| 15:58.01 | macnewbold | ~dance |
| 15:58.03 | jbot | ACTION does a disco dance. |
| 15:58.46 | dataw0lf | RyanE: I'm just going to bring pure testosterone in gas form and unleash a chemical attack at the next meeting. |
| 15:59.39 | mindjuju | what ya listening to over there, dw? |
| 15:59.53 | RyanE | testosterone: the Anti-Barry-Manilow. :) |
| 16:01.09 | wps | anyone on a slow connection that can test something for me? |
| 16:01.26 | dataw0lf | mindjuju: some SRV baby. |
| 16:01.32 | dataw0lf | but I'm switching up. |
| 16:01.34 | dataw0lf | hmmmmm. |
| 16:02.01 | dataw0lf | hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
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| 16:04.38 | dataw0lf | my last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be most likely a d*ke she just didn't excite me, lefty? yeah but that was alright, she was hotter than the sun she just wasn't that bright... |
| 16:06.12 | mindjuju | yeah, that music sounds like a real chick magnet. not like disco at all where you always see girls dancing |
| 16:06.23 | mindjuju | :) |
| 16:06.34 | dataw0lf | No age just ain't a gauge, I like my girls like my cheese, preferably for me fat-free American singles only, I want my next chick anorexic, the winner is the thinner, won't have to take her skinny a** out to a fancy dinner |
| 16:06.54 | dataw0lf | mindjuju: if you're relying on music to get women, instead of your charm, good looks, and intelligence ... *shrug* |
| 16:07.12 | dataw0lf | I could listen to Alice Cooper at full blast and still attract the womenz by the dozen |
| 16:08.16 | dataw0lf | especially with the new haircut. |
| 16:08.56 | mindjuju | i don't doubt that you could get chicks by the dozen while listening to alice cooper, but when they look tike this |
| 16:08.57 | mindjuju | http://www.recfoodcooking.org/images/cook-in5_smokin-hag.jpg |
| 16:09.01 | mindjuju | well.... |
| 16:09.53 | dataw0lf | heh |
| 16:10.01 | dataw0lf | I'm pretty sure that I have the highest standards of anyone in here. |
| 16:10.15 | dataw0lf | except synic |
| 16:10.17 | dataw0lf | he likes men. |
| 16:10.29 | macnewbold | so how's that a higher standard? |
| 16:10.49 | dataw0lf | you must be one of those new age men that think women are better than men. |
| 16:11.21 | dataw0lf | you must buck the whip. |
| 16:11.52 | dataw0lf | and break free of your female constructed cages. |
| 16:11.59 | dataw0lf | and put em back in the kitchen where they belong |
| 16:13.43 | mindjuju | dw's bride to be |
| 16:13.43 | mindjuju | http://www.silverbrush.com/images/endorse_images/merry_wench.jpg |
| 16:16.44 | dataw0lf | nope |
| 16:16.45 | dataw0lf | here |
| 16:16.47 | dataw0lf | http://www.artphotographic.co.uk/images/full-size/deliciously-restricting/woman-in-kitchen.jpg |
| 16:16.59 | dataw0lf | umm... I don't think it's NWS, but you never know with you guys. |
| 16:18.05 | dataw0lf | however, that will be the 9-5 weekday uniform of my wife. |
| 16:18.09 | dataw0lf | and that'll be her place of work. |
| 16:18.21 | dataw0lf | although my wife will be paying alot more attention to those pots and pans |
| 16:18.55 | mindjuju | course if she goes around like that, the blinds will have to be drawn all the time |
| 16:19.01 | dataw0lf | ... |
| 16:19.02 | dataw0lf | why? |
| 16:19.32 | mindjuju | well, if you don't mind the guys outside your home oogling |
| 16:19.40 | mindjuju | i guess you can leave the blinds up |
| 16:19.42 | dataw0lf | I wouldn't. And haven't before. |
| 16:19.47 | dataw0lf | I'm not a jealous guy. |
| 16:20.04 | dataw0lf | Guys can stare at my lady all they want, they've got no chance. |
| 16:20.27 | dataw0lf | I'm dataw0lf. Ask synic about my mind control over women. I don't even have to SPEAK to them. |
| 16:21.00 | dataw0lf | if you're worried about guys seeing your wife in scantily clad clothes, that sounds more like a personal problem than anything else, imho. |
| 16:22.12 | mindjuju | you know, your right. all women should be wearing that stuff. to the store, to work, gardening |
| 16:22.15 | mindjuju | everywhere |
| 16:23.16 | dataw0lf | *shrug* if they want to. |
| 16:23.16 | dataw0lf | I'm not going to complain. |
| 16:23.23 | dataw0lf | I don't see how it's much different from wearing anything else. |
| 16:23.33 | dataw0lf | Suggestive clothing *shrug* who cares. |
| 16:23.40 | dataw0lf | Sexuality is part of being human. |
| 16:23.57 | mindjuju | sure it is, and so is pooping, that is why we should all start pooping everywhere |
| 16:24.34 | fungus | we already do, haven't you noticed that almost every single building in america has a shitter. |
| 16:25.16 | mindjuju | no, i mean out in public though. it's natural, we all do it, your walking on a sidewalk, why wait, just go right there |
| 16:26.50 | mindjuju | oh wait, maybe there is a time and a place for somethings |
| 16:27.10 | fungus | but shitting is a very personal, sacred, and beautiful act. Something that shouldn't be demeaned by doing it in public. |
| 16:27.50 | mindjuju | ah, so should we say sexuality is less sacred or more sacred then pooping? |
| 16:28.18 | dataw0lf | There's a ecological and primitive based reason why we 'contain' this so called shitting. |
| 16:28.34 | fungus | Actually neither is sacred. everyone does it. animals do it everywhere. |
| 16:28.38 | dataw0lf | I don't see diseases being spread by a woman wearing scantily clad clothing. |
| 16:29.11 | dataw0lf | unless you chafe yourself, mindjuju. |
| 16:29.16 | dataw0lf | in which case, I can recommend some ointment. |
| 16:29.20 | dataw0lf | haha, god I'm good. |
| 16:29.42 | mindjuju | ya'll are funny |
| 16:31.41 | dataw0lf | Man. |
| 16:31.45 | dataw0lf | I don't know how I'd live without me. |
| 16:32.06 | mindjuju | what would we do? |
| 16:32.36 | dataw0lf | probably feel less reassured with your choice of moral jail. |
| 16:33.11 | dataw0lf | ah, my metaphors are cunning! |
| 16:33.17 | dataw0lf | symbology? |
| 16:33.21 | dataw0lf | whatever it's called. |
| 16:33.28 | dataw0lf | I just know I crack myself up and that's all that matters. |
| 16:33.31 | dataw0lf | + getting laid. |
| 16:33.35 | mindjuju | yup sure love 'em bars, but did you know your famous? |
| 16:33.49 | mindjuju | http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&q=dataw0lf |
| 16:34.11 | dataw0lf | not to mention HAWT |
| 16:34.31 | mindjuju | hmm... all dead links |
| 16:34.41 | dataw0lf | not all |
| 16:34.41 | mindjuju | how are the girls suppose to take close up looks? |
| 16:34.51 | RyanE | yeah, but HAWT dead links. :) |
| 16:35.12 | dataw0lf | it's not my fault I moved my website from my personal server to a friend's. |
| 16:35.18 | dataw0lf | it was Satan. |
| 16:35.20 | dataw0lf | he made me do it |
| 16:35.21 | dataw0lf | hmph |
| 16:35.23 | dataw0lf | that bastard. |
| 16:35.50 | mindjuju | yeah, but those pics are calling the domain name, not the IP, just put the folder back with the pics and the links will live again |
| 16:36.27 | dataw0lf | No. I'm done with the galleryness. |
| 16:36.42 | dataw0lf | And I give the girls CLOSEUPS in PERSON, I assure you. |
| 16:36.53 | dataw0lf | I can sell you the video, in fact, for 19.95 + shipping. |
| 16:38.48 | dataw0lf | NWS |
| 16:38.53 | dataw0lf | that's what it says. |
| 16:39.00 | dataw0lf | and there are more pics of me online |
| 16:39.01 | dataw0lf | dataw0lf I just know I crack myself up and that's all that matters. |
| 16:39.01 | dataw0lf | dataw0lf + getting laid. |
| 16:39.01 | dataw0lf | mindjuju yup sure love 'em bars, but did you know your famous? |
| 16:39.02 | dataw0lf | mindjuju http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&q=dataw0lf |
| 16:39.02 | dataw0lf | dataw0lf not to mention HAWT |
| 16:39.03 | dataw0lf | mindjuju hmm... all dead links |
| 16:39.05 | dataw0lf | dataw0lf not all |
| 16:39.09 | dataw0lf | mindjuju how are the girls suppose to take close up looks? |
| 16:39.11 | dataw0lf | RyanE yeah, but HAWT dead links. :) |
| 16:39.13 | dataw0lf | dataw0lf it's not my fault I moved my website from my personal server to a friend's. |
| 16:39.15 | dataw0lf | dataw0lf it was Satan. |
| 16:39.17 | dataw0lf | dataw0lf he made me do it |
| 16:39.19 | dataw0lf | dataw0lf hmph |
| 16:39.21 | dataw0lf | dataw0lf that bastard. |
| 16:39.23 | dataw0lf | mindjuju yeah, but those pics are calling the domain name, not the IP, just put the folder back with the pics and the links will live again |
| 16:39.26 | dataw0lf | dataw0lf No. I'm done with the galleryness. |
| 16:39.30 | dataw0lf | dataw0lf And I give the girls CLOSEUPS in PERSON, I assure you. |
| 16:39.30 | dataw0lf | dataw0lf I can sell you the video, in fact, for 19.95 + shipping. |
| 16:39.32 | dataw0lf | * mindjuju wonders what dw's business card says on it |
| 16:39.34 | dataw0lf | oops |
| 16:39.36 | dataw0lf | sorry. |
| 16:39.40 | dataw0lf | http://gallery.zzq.org/main.php?g2_view=core.ShowItem&g2_itemId=14554 |
| 16:39.44 | dataw0lf | http://gallery.zzq.org/main.php?g2_view=core.ShowItem&g2_itemId=14569 |
| 16:39.49 | dataw0lf | ^-- one of my more sexy poses |
| 16:40.29 | RyanE | dataw0lf: hehehe Thanks for the Recap. Usually, that's MY job. :) |
| 16:40.43 | dataw0lf | yeah, it's what I get for being a speed reader. |
| 16:40.48 | dataw0lf | I highlight stuff to read it. |
| 16:40.50 | mindjuju | i bet that pic is on the back of your business card that you hand out to girls |
| 16:40.51 | dataw0lf | and it autocopies. |
| 16:41.34 | RyanE | Yeah, I highlight as I read webpages. Drives my wife batty if she's also trying to read it. |
| 16:45.14 | dataw0lf | hmm, I'm having a good idea for a t-shirt. |
| 16:45.22 | dataw0lf | 'Racism: Fun for the Entire Family!' |
| 16:45.27 | dataw0lf | but now I need to find a pic to go with it |
| 16:45.42 | wps | dataw0lf, what is that big blue thing you're laying next to? |
| 16:45.59 | dataw0lf | a dunk tank at DefCon |
| 16:46.16 | dataw0lf | with a hole punched in it from a ball thrown like a rocket. |
| 16:46.28 | wps | ah |
| 16:48.42 | dataw0lf | alright, i got artwork to go with my t-shirt idea! |
| 16:48.43 | dataw0lf | http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics8/legume/Nigger.jpg |
| 16:49.15 | mindjuju | wow ... hmmm... not sure what to think |
| 16:49.41 | dataw0lf | hmmm |
| 16:49.48 | dataw0lf | you could be right, the sarcasm might be lost on black people |
| 16:49.52 | dataw0lf | oh well |
| 16:49.56 | dataw0lf | that's why I carry weapons |
| 16:50.07 | mindjuju | good thinking |
| 16:55.42 | dataw0lf | does he not know I'm already on hot or not? |
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| 16:57.28 | RyanE | Yeah, I highlight as I read webpages. Drives my wife batty if she's also trying to read it. |
| 16:57.39 | RyanE | speaking of repeating myself... :) |
| 16:57.41 | RyanE | oops! |
| 16:59.18 | mindjuju | k, so here is the deal. all in favor of picture 1 say so --- http://gallery.zzq.org/main.php?g2_view=core.ShowItem&g2_itemId=14569 |
| 16:59.32 | mindjuju | all in favor of picture 2, say so http://www.slengpung.com/v3/show_photo.php?id=11299&ref=event |
| 17:00.22 | dataw0lf | mindjuju: I'm on hot or not, mindjuju |
| 17:00.24 | dataw0lf | already. |
| 17:00.31 | mindjuju | oh you are? |
| 17:00.38 | dataw0lf | Yes. |
| 17:00.45 | dataw0lf | It confirms my hawtness. |
| 17:00.47 | dataw0lf | I assure you. |
| 17:01.05 | mindjuju | what are you ranked at? |
| 17:01.09 | dataw0lf | *yawn* |
| 17:01.12 | dataw0lf | 9.3 |
| 17:01.22 | dataw0lf | out of 1002 votes |
| 17:01.27 | dataw0lf | http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=BYHRS8E&key=EYG |
| 17:01.29 | dataw0lf | vote 1 |
| 17:01.37 | dataw0lf | I always vote myself 1, as does everyone I show it to. |
| 17:01.47 | dataw0lf | but, heh, my personal hawtness can withstand such terrorism |
| 17:03.29 | dataw0lf | and that's a little off. |
| 17:03.33 | dataw0lf | because I'm about 300 times hawter in real life. |
| 17:06.14 | mindjuju | yeah, i'm sure when muddy water came up for the lyrics of mannish boy, he was singing of you |
| 17:06.17 | mindjuju | http://www.theonlineblues.com/muddy-waters-mannish-boy-lyrics.html |
| 17:07.05 | mindjuju | s/water/waters |
| 17:08.39 | dataw0lf | don't hate just because you thought you'd call me out by throwing me on Hot or Not and I'm already a 9.3 |
| 17:09.11 | dataw0lf | awww jea, new haircut: |
| 17:09.13 | dataw0lf | http://dataw0lf.org/pic.html |
| 17:09.42 | mindjuju | did you just take that pic? |
| 17:09.50 | dataw0lf | I mean, 20 seconds ago here is a message I get from a ladyfriend online: |
| 17:10.05 | dataw0lf | ***** and why do you have to look so nice. |
| 17:10.16 | dataw0lf | name protected because people in here know her. |
| 17:10.26 | dataw0lf | um, no I took it yesterday. |
| 17:10.30 | dataw0lf | I think. |
| 17:10.31 | dataw0lf | yeah. |
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| 17:23.05 | mindjuju | i didn't mean that one in particular, i meant that page has a bunch of girls that consider themselves chix0rs, thought one out of the group may prove interesting |
| 17:26.47 | dataw0lf | nah, tshirthell.com has better ones |
| 17:27.30 | dataw0lf | http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=524 hahaha |
| 17:27.54 | mindjuju | that's funny |
| 17:28.29 | dataw0lf | someone stole this one from me: |
| 17:28.31 | dataw0lf | http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=330 |
| 17:28.35 | dataw0lf | like, two days after I got it. |
| 17:29.16 | mindjuju | ah, so you actually ordered it, had it, wore it, and then somebody snagged it? |
| 17:29.50 | dataw0lf | Yes. |
| 17:29.55 | dataw0lf | from my laundry basket. |
| 17:30.25 | mindjuju | must have been one of your adoring lady fans just hoping to have something of yours. it's actually prolly the pinnacle piece in some shrine somewherez |
| 17:30.44 | fungus | heh, http://www.tshirthell.com/dumbledore.htm |
| 17:31.13 | dataw0lf | yeah, this is my fave though: |
| 17:31.15 | dataw0lf | http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=322 |
| 17:31.20 | dataw0lf | curse words (sh*t) on it |
| 17:32.16 | dataw0lf | http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=503 |
| 17:32.20 | dataw0lf | man, those shirts are awesome. |
| 18:27.36 | macnewbold | ~yow |
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| 18:43.08 | fungus | http://www.apple.com/ipodnano/ |
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| 19:00.57 | mindjuju | wow, i heard they might release this this time around |
| 19:00.58 | mindjuju | http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050907/wr_nm/apple_ipod_dc |
| 19:02.39 | fungus | yeah, but it only holds 100 songs, not enough to replace the ipod, so it's really lame. |
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| 19:04.12 | mindjuju | except that apple was afraid of losing out on that market where you can have songs beamed to your cellphone. everyone has a cellphone and not as many have an ipod. i think job's fear was that a service would get wise and start beaming songs to cellphones cutting out the ipod all together |
| 19:04.22 | mindjuju | this way, at least he has a foot in the market |
| 19:04.27 | mindjuju | a good idea, i think |
| 19:05.10 | fungus | good business decision, but not so good product imo. |
| 19:05.57 | fungus | Also the phone isn't that sexy. the RAZR is hawt! |
| 19:06.22 | wps | but the buttons on the fungus are stupid |
| 19:06.29 | wps | they are impossible to use |
| 19:07.14 | mindjuju | s/fungus/rokr ? |
| 19:07.20 | mindjuju | or did you mean to say fungus? |
| 19:07.21 | fungus | I haven't seen it up that close. |
| 19:07.45 | wps | ha haha |
| 19:07.50 | wps | that's an awesome typo |
| 19:08.10 | wps | the buttons on the RAZR are stupid |
| 19:08.32 | wps | they are completely flush with the body, so they are very hard to push and you can't find them if you aren't looking |
| 19:11.22 | dataw0lf | news flash |
| 19:11.25 | dataw0lf | ipods sux0rz |
| 19:13.52 | fungus | ipods are hawt. the ROKR sux0rz |
| 19:14.41 | mindjuju | i don't actually have an ipod, i have this |
| 19:14.41 | dataw0lf | my creative zen touch would kick your ipod's butt!1! |
| 19:14.42 | mindjuju | http://www.msicomputer.com/product/p_spec.asp?model=MEGA_865&class=mega |
| 19:14.53 | fungus | the RAZR looks hawt, but in actuality is frigid. |
| 19:14.54 | mindjuju | has a 160g hdd |
| 19:15.19 | fungus | I bet it is *HUGE* |
| 19:15.28 | dataw0lf | *supports Windows XP only* |
| 19:15.41 | mindjuju | plays dvd, mp3,wma, etc |
| 19:15.43 | mindjuju | burns cds |
| 19:15.45 | mindjuju | rips cds |
| 19:15.51 | mindjuju | does everything |
| 19:16.04 | fungus | XP only. that is an instant anti-stiffy |
| 19:16.34 | mindjuju | i'm sure you could find drivers for everything in linux |
| 19:17.26 | fungus | If that is true, then it could make a great MythTV box for the lv room |
| 19:17.51 | mindjuju | yup, that's what i'm thinking, replacing this one in my office with an old p3 and moving that to my tv |
| 19:17.53 | mindjuju | it looks nice |
| 19:17.57 | mindjuju | shiny |
| 19:20.33 | dataw0lf | tierra and eco have the same thing basically |
| 19:20.38 | dataw0lf | but they built em theirselves |
| 19:22.02 | tierra | and mine has 1TB of disk space =) |
| 19:23.01 | dataw0lf | and it runs Linux :) |
| 19:23.49 | tierra | Gentoo Linux even =) |
| 19:24.05 | mindjuju | no wonder 8 out of 10 chix prefer dw |
| 19:24.20 | dataw0lf | 9 out of 10 |
| 19:24.26 | dataw0lf | including Harm's sister |
| 19:24.27 | dataw0lf | ZING! |
| 19:24.30 | tierra | haha |
| 19:24.35 | dataw0lf | hehe |
| 19:24.59 | dataw0lf | speaking of young girls wanting me, I need to message this Audrey chix0r |
| 19:54.10 | mindjuju | hey dw, this one's for you! |
| 19:54.10 | mindjuju | http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4220844.stm |
| 19:54.22 | mindjuju | be sure to read paragraph 7 |
| 19:56.07 | dataw0lf | mmm yes. |
| 21:21.35 | mindjuju | wow, poor xmission |
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| 21:42.10 | diskotec|w | whats wrong with xmission? |
| 21:43.44 | mindjuju | one of their servers got hacked, they think there was a chance the password file for xmission isp users was copied |
| 21:44.05 | mindjuju | so they sent out big emails saying if you have their ISP change your password, plus a general reminder to change passwords anyways |
| 21:44.52 | mindjuju | they mentioned though, that it was a php vuln that was exploited - wake up call for everybody that we should be vigilent and patch our servers always |
| 21:45.41 | fungus | I doubt it was a php vuln, but an application vuln. |
| 21:46.52 | mindjuju | true, but their email out says the following |
| 21:46.53 | mindjuju | Web Server Compromised |
| 21:46.53 | mindjuju | ---------------------- |
| 21:46.53 | mindjuju | They gained access due to a very recent PHP vulnerability, which we've now patched against on our web servers. We also put on a newer Linux kernel |
| 21:46.53 | mindjuju | (2.6.13) which included security and bug fixes. The Pro hosting servers are being attended to but we will email those customers before rebooting it into a new kernel. |
| 21:47.31 | mindjuju | http://www.xmission.com/cgi-bin/announcements?num=97.possible.password.security.issue |
| 21:47.35 | mindjuju | about half way down |
| 21:48.14 | mindjuju | i wasn't really saying it was their bad, or that they suck, we colocate with them, was more saying that vigilence important for any OS |
| 21:49.07 | fungus | yes, but I dislike the misrepresentation of the problem. |
| 21:49.35 | mindjuju | not sure i follow? |
| 21:50.34 | fungus | they claim it was due to a vuln in PHP. I highly doubt that. It was probably a vuln in a PHP web application, not PHP itself. |
| 21:51.20 | fungus | that misrepresentation happens so often that many people think PHP is insecure itself. |
| 21:51.44 | mindjuju | ah, i understand your point now |
| 21:51.46 | fungus | It is like saying my server got hacked due to a vulnerability in C++ |
| 21:51.54 | mindjuju | yeah, not sure, doesn't say |
| 21:51.58 | dataw0lf | well |
| 21:52.04 | dataw0lf | there's a difference between C++ and PHP |
| 21:52.10 | dataw0lf | and that's what trips people up |
| 21:52.18 | dataw0lf | because, basically, all PHP is is a collection libraries. |
| 21:52.24 | dataw0lf | (that's why it's a poorly designed 'language') |
| 21:52.36 | dataw0lf | but, you're right, it's misrepresentation of the problem, most likely. |
| 21:52.37 | fungus | yes there is a difference, but often PHP is blamed exclusively for poorly written apps. |
| 21:52.48 | dataw0lf | fungus: Oh, i agree. |
| 21:53.06 | fungus | I am just feeling a bit irritated today, don't mind me. :) |
| 21:53.43 | mindjuju | irrated like you at something bad, or irrated like your mad at somebody? |
| 21:53.55 | mindjuju | it was prolly the brussel sprouts, stay off those |
| 21:53.59 | mindjuju | they'll get ya every time |
| 21:54.08 | dataw0lf | you need to eat more meat, fungus. |
| 21:54.11 | dataw0lf | it'll calm you down! |
| 21:54.24 | fungus | Just irritated by things at work. and no, brussel sprouts would have been helpful. |
| 21:55.07 | fungus | ok, all better. |
| 21:55.10 | fungus | :) |
| 21:55.22 | mindjuju | brussel sprouts = bad toots |
| 21:56.14 | mindjuju | you know what sounds good right now? a nice thick slab of beef jerky |
| 21:56.19 | fungus | bad toots > murdering innocent animal.s |
| 21:56.40 | dataw0lf | mindjuju: mmmm |
| 21:56.43 | mindjuju | nah, in my experience, brussel sprouts make the worst smelling toots ever |
| 21:56.49 | mindjuju | even worse than egg toots |
| 21:57.27 | dataw0lf | you know, the word 'toot' is really offensive to me. |
| 21:57.37 | dataw0lf | it makes me twitch |
| 21:57.44 | fungus | it seems every conversation here devolves into one about either meat or "toots". |
| 21:57.47 | mindjuju | which word do you prefer? flatulent? |
| 21:57.50 | dataw0lf | ass splatter |
| 21:57.54 | dataw0lf | oops! |
| 21:57.55 | dataw0lf | sorry, hehe. |
| 21:58.40 | fungus | yes flatulate is much better than "toot" |
| 21:59.12 | mindjuju | k then, but still brussel sprouts makes some mean Flatulations |
| 21:59.19 | mindjuju | i mean the kind you have to kill off with a match |
| 21:59.47 | dataw0lf | the ones I let go will you kill YOU if you light a match. |
| 21:59.49 | dataw0lf | *BOOM* |
| 21:59.54 | dataw0lf | if y'know what I'm saying. |
| 22:00.09 | fungus | "After the hydrocolonic I had a Rooty Tooty, Fresh and Fruity Booty" |
| 22:00.26 | mindjuju | i totally know, there is always that risk of explosion, backdraft style when trying to burn off those |
| 22:00.41 | mindjuju | yuckie |
| 22:01.01 | mindjuju | k, i'm sorry, i was wrong to bring the conversation here, and it's wrong to leave it here. yuck! |
| 22:01.11 | mindjuju | :) |
| 22:01.23 | dataw0lf | let's talk about something else that stinks. |
| 22:01.25 | dataw0lf | Bush! |
| 22:01.26 | fungus | How about another round of Smarty sucks. |
| 22:01.26 | dataw0lf | hahahaha |
| 22:01.49 | fungus | That's not funny, that is just plain immoral. |
| 22:01.51 | mindjuju | just the other day, mac was telling me how much you admired Pres Bush |
| 22:02.17 | dataw0lf | o_O |
| 22:02.19 | dataw0lf | x_X |
| 22:02.23 | dataw0lf | O_O |
| 22:05.09 | fungus | Actually I have to be fair, It isn't Bush that deserves the hate. It is the shadow government he is the puppet of. |
| 22:05.49 | mindjuju | you know, i just heard about those theories on discovery |
| 22:05.50 | dataw0lf | Yeah, sure fungus. |
| 22:05.57 | dataw0lf | Work for the government and you'll know better. |
| 22:06.02 | mindjuju | something about some group called billgeberger or something |
| 22:06.44 | mindjuju | i'd be interested to find out what you think though since i'm not up on conspiracy theories, fungus |
| 22:07.11 | fungus | Ok, I admit there is not conspiracy or shadow government, but Bush is the puppet of big business. |
| 22:07.29 | mindjuju | oh, bummer, i thought you were going to say something about some ultra secret group |
| 22:07.44 | dataw0lf | fungus: that's better. |
| 22:07.53 | dataw0lf | and certainly true of most politicians |
| 22:07.54 | fungus | no, it was a stupid joke. |
| 22:08.05 | mindjuju | when researching the leeves breaking, i even heard rumor that it wasn't the huricanne that brought down the leeves. |
| 22:08.16 | mindjuju | there wasn't much to that conspiracy theory, just that it wasn't natural |
| 22:08.19 | mindjuju | no facts to back it up |
| 22:08.24 | fungus | My sister listens to too much Coast2Coast, and I occasionally hear. |
| 22:08.53 | mindjuju | well, i must admit, i do like xfiles and coast to coast can be fun |
| 22:09.07 | fungus | sometimes it is cool, but it is mostly just a bunch of crackpots. |
| 22:09.10 | mindjuju | though my work schedule changed so i don't get to hear it much anymore |
| 22:09.59 | mindjuju | yeah, some guy was on a couple months back saying aliens were going to visit, and he had to build a building for them to land on, and needed like 600,000 dollars US and he only had 10k of it |
| 22:10.08 | mindjuju | and that if they didn't get their building, they'd be mad |
| 22:10.20 | dataw0lf | and he probably made every cent. |
| 22:10.38 | dataw0lf | of course, aliens landing on a building isn't any less believable than X religion, right? |
| 22:10.41 | mindjuju | well, you don't want to piss off aliens |
| 22:11.02 | mindjuju | cause everybody knows that alien brussel sprout toots are the worst in the universe bar none |
| 22:11.24 | fungus | eek, a toot conversation again. |
| 22:12.29 | mindjuju | well, statistically it's really one or the other, isn't it? if your an evolutionist then Drake's equation proves statistically there is life on other planets |
| 22:13.12 | fungus | Duh, of course there is life on other planets. I thought that was obvious. |
| 22:15.02 | fungus | but life on other planets doesn't mean that all religions are false, just misinterpreted probably. |
| 22:18.09 | mindjuju | wow |
| 22:18.17 | mindjuju | State officials said the Federal Emergency Management Agency told them twice Tuesday that they were sending injured evacuees from Hurricane Katrina to Charleston, only to have them end up in Charleston, W.Va. |
| 22:18.21 | mindjuju | http://www.thecarolinachannel.com/news/4945446/detail.html |
| 22:18.40 | mindjuju | k, that's jacked up |
| 22:44.02 | mindjuju | ! |
| 22:44.03 | mindjuju | http://www.macworld.co.uk/news/index.cfm?NewsID=12557&Page=1&pagePos=2 |
| 22:44.20 | mindjuju | mac / linux users not able to access FEMA form |
| 22:47.44 | macnewbold | slackers |
| 22:47.48 | macnewbold | they must not want our money |
| 23:16.36 | mindjuju | http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1856446,00.asp?kc=EWRSS03119TX1K0000594 |
| 23:22.24 | macnewbold | yeah, right "2% of the internet"... |
| 23:22.25 | macnewbold | sure |
| 23:22.28 | macnewbold | whatever, man |
| 23:22.39 | mindjuju | yeah, i thought that number was pretty high |
| 23:22.43 | mindjuju | but he has some cool pics |
| 23:22.47 | macnewbold | google finds 8,168,684,336 web pages |
| 23:23.03 | mindjuju | http://sigmund.biz/0906/trashed.jpg |
| 23:23.13 | mindjuju | http://www.nola-intel.org/pictures/ |
| 23:23.14 | macnewbold | so 2% of 8 billion is 160 million, right? |
| 23:23.28 | macnewbold | I'm sure he's hosting 160 million pages |
| 23:23.54 | mindjuju | sorry, that pics link page is down |
| 23:23.59 | mindjuju | i'm on this page with his blog |
| 23:23.59 | mindjuju | http://mgno.com/ |
| 23:24.07 | mindjuju | scroll down to see the pics |
| 23:24.09 | macnewbold | Not Found The requested URL /pictures/ was not found on this server. |
| 23:26.12 | mindjuju | yeah, sent that URL premature, i'm on http://mgno.com/ |
| 23:26.24 | mindjuju | reading his blog about how the mil came into his datacenter |
| 23:28.36 | mindjuju | check out this chopper |
| 23:28.36 | mindjuju | http://sigmund.biz/0906aa/DSC_0037.JPG |
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