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00:52.12mindjujujbot: frenchassault $1 is <action> summons the french taunter! ($1 is an English bedwetting type! $1, I burst my pimples at you... You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!|$1, I unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you heaving lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters!|You don't frighten me, $1! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-calle
00:52.14jbotokay, mindjuju
00:52.28mindjujujbot: frenchtaunt $1 is <action> summons the french taunter! $1 is an English bedwetting type! $1, I burst my pimples at you... You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!
00:52.29jbotmindjuju: okay
00:52.42mindjuju~frenchassault bigdog_ut
00:52.43jbotACTION summons the french taunter! (bigdog_ut is an English bedwetting type! bigdog_ut, I burst my pimples at you... You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!|bigdog_ut, I unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you heaving lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters!|You don't frighten ...
00:53.13mindjujujbot, forget frenchassault
00:53.14jboti didn't have anything called 'frenchassault' to forget, mindjuju
00:53.34mindjujujbot: forget frenchassault
00:53.34jboti didn't have anything called 'frenchassault' to forget, mindjuju
00:54.18mindjuju~frenchtaunt bigdog_ut
00:54.19jbotACTION summons the french taunter! bigdog_ut is an English bedwetting type! bigdog_ut, I burst my pimples at you... You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!
00:59.39mindjuju~shorts bigdog_ut
01:01.57mindjujujbot: shorts $1 is <action> $nick runs up behind $1 and pulls down the shorts for all to see!
01:01.58jbotokay, mindjuju
01:02.06mindjuju~shorts bigdog_ut
01:02.07jbotACTION mindjuju runs up behind bigdog_ut and pulls down the shorts for all to see!
01:02.19mindjuju~pants bigdog_ut
01:02.20jbotACTION steals bigdog_ut's pants
01:36.05dataw0lfwazzup gents.
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14:34.37dataw0lf|wgj mac
14:37.53macnewbolddataw0lf: gj?
14:38.03macnewboldwhat, cause I said PG has it's good points?
14:38.04macnewbold;)
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14:40.33wpsI think that Dave Turnbull has removed his profile from uphpu.org
14:40.37macnewboldseriously?
14:40.38macnewbolddoh
14:40.50dataw0lf|wmacnewbold: see list.
14:40.50macnewboldI've been talking with him on MSN IM lately
14:40.53macnewboldah
14:41.10dataw0lf|wthat must be why he never mailed me back regarding the presentation.
14:41.12macnewboldmindjuju: re your multiple table update, did you find out what the deal was with it?
14:41.24macnewboldif not, try "explain update..."
14:41.29mindjujui didn't
14:41.38macnewboldmy bet is that the join for the update is grabbing everything
14:41.39mindjujui ask my friend again to see if it worked for him
14:42.01macnewboldyou're matching the "this.field=that.field" in the where, instead of in an "on" clause
14:42.09macnewboldnot sure of the syntax in an update for htat, but it should be there
14:42.19macnewboldit will make a _huge_ difference
14:42.40macnewboldright now, it's joining all rows with all rows, then at the very end, pulling out a tiny subset of that to affect with the change
14:44.22mindjujuyeah, see, the question wasn't actually mine, but for a friend of mine who IM'd it to me to look at.  I totally agree, it looks way wierd, but in researching mysql site, i found this
14:44.29mindjujuUPDATE items,month SET items.price=month.price
14:44.29mindjujuWHERE items.id=month.id;
14:44.35mindjujuat this URL
14:44.35mindjujuhttp://dev.mysql.com/doc/mysql/en/update.html
14:44.56mindjujubut i haven't been able to get back in touch with him to see if bigdog's idea worked
14:45.38macnewboldmy bet is that you should be able to do something more like UPDATE items join month on items.id=month.id SET items.price=month.price;
14:45.51macnewboldin any case, try the explain, it will show what's going on
14:46.24mindjujuwill do.  i'll keep ya'll posted if it worked or not
14:46.34mindjujuthnx for the advice!
14:50.15dataw0lf|wo_X
14:50.19dataw0lf|wwth
14:50.33dataw0lf|wall of a sudden all of my gmail archiveness just disappeared.
14:55.19macnewbolddid you go over quota? :)
14:55.43dataw0lf|whehe.
14:55.50mindjujuis that possible?
14:55.57mindjujuisn't it 2g now?
14:58.36dataw0lf|wand rising.
14:58.50dataw0lf|wI have too many gmail accounts to have that happen, hehe.
15:01.03mindjujujbot: forget cmd: frenchassault (.*?)
15:01.03jbotmindjuju: i forgot cmd: frenchassault (.*?)
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15:05.13mindjujujbot: boothead $1 is <action> calls the mighty tae-kwon-leep master! $1, boot to the head!
15:05.16jbotokay, mindjuju
15:05.23mindjujulet's test it out
15:05.28mindjuju~boothead bigdog_ut
15:05.29jbotACTION calls the mighty tae-kwon-leep master! bigdog_ut, boot to the head!
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15:13.26bigdog_ut~insult mindjuju
15:13.45bigdog_utnow thats funny
15:14.10mindjuju~frenchassault bigdog_ut
15:14.19mindjujuoops, forgot, killed that one
15:14.21mindjujudidn't work
15:14.28mindjuju~frenchtaunt bigdog_ut
15:14.29jbotACTION summons the french taunter! bigdog_ut is an English bedwetting type! bigdog_ut, I burst my pimples at you... You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!
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15:15.20bigdog_utgood u now have your autoops
15:15.32wpsgood morning to you too bigdog_ut
15:15.45wpsI've always had autoops
15:16.21bigdog_utactually no you did not for a while
15:16.33bigdog_utso i reset your access level
15:16.35wpsyou mean when my nick was wrong?
15:16.49bigdog_utno for your current nick you did not
15:16.53wpshmm
15:16.56wpsI hadn't noticed
15:16.57wpsthanks
15:17.01bigdog_utnp
15:19.00mindjujuhey bigdog, how did that thing work out where those guys were saying you were doing your job badly?
15:19.54mindjujuwere you able to show otherwise?
15:20.29bigdog_utstill working on it...we have some crappy sun boxes that arent helping..if anyone is familiar with sun ultra 10s they know what i mean
15:22.03macnewboldI've only used them as workstations, and that was ages ago
15:22.12macnewboldthey're pretty old now, aren't they?
15:22.29macnewboldthe last sun workstations I used were ultra 60s, IIRC, and even that was probably about 3 years ago
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15:23.59bigdog_utyeah they are old...440mhz...512m ram....scsi raid
15:24.19bigdog_uttrying to run oracle9i app server ee on it does not help
15:24.28macnewboldewww
15:24.29bigdog_utbut i can make the little buggers scream
15:24.40macnewboldand they blame you for the issues?
15:24.48macnewboldwhatever
15:25.16Alphahawkhey mac or bigdog either of you ever work with a hosting company here in utah by the name of singleedge?
15:25.27bigdog_utnope
15:25.48bigdog_uti have only used arosnet and xmission
15:25.57macnewboldmake them run all their stuff on a 120mhz pentiumPro laptop with a 12" screen, and then blame them for not being able to get anything done :)
15:26.00macnewboldAlphahawk: me neither
15:26.07Alphahawkdang. ok
15:26.12macnewboldwhy?
15:27.24AlphahawkHigher ups decided to switch to them to save money. I have run into a problem where I need a mysql databse that I can get to from anywhere but singleedge will only open up the database to 1 ip address. I need it open to at least 150+ right nw
15:28.51AlphahawkJust annoying. As I work with them more start running into more issues.
15:30.35bigdog_utyeah...obviously they did not do their homework
15:30.38dataw0lf|wthe guys in #utah sometimes make me want to homicidal rampage.
15:30.44dataw0lf|w+go on
15:30.55bigdog_utfor
15:31.36dataw0lf|wthe retarded level is higher than any channel I've ever seen.
15:31.54dataw0lf|wI don't even argue in there anymore, because I get jumped by like 10 of em.
15:32.28mindjujuwhat are they talking about in #utah?
15:32.54dataw0lf|wjust in general.
15:33.14dataw0lf|wjust a PA/FYI
15:33.46bigdog_utsometimes they are like that...i dont usually say too much in there...cause they are all pals
15:35.44dataw0lf|wI guess I'm just not in a trolling mood today.
15:35.46dataw0lf|wHow peculiar.
15:35.57bigdog_utwe need medics stat
15:36.00bigdog_utman down
15:36.09dataw0lf|wit's probably because I don't have change to get soda.
15:36.15bigdog_utdataw0lf|w, cracked his head on a frontside
15:36.28bigdog_utthat truly is a crappy day
15:36.32dataw0lf|wsomething happened.
15:36.38bigdog_uti had to dum $0.05 today
15:36.59dataw0lf|wI have like 3 silver dollars.
15:37.13dataw0lf|wthese things are worthless for anybody but drunken vagrants.
15:37.39Alphahawkhaha
15:39.06dataw0lf|wMaybe my music isn't right.
15:40.12dataw0lf|wvim > emacs
15:40.18dataw0lf|wnope, doesn't feel right.
15:40.31bigdog_utlooks right
15:40.43dataw0lf|wno feeling behind it.
15:40.54dataw0lf|wobviously it's CORRECT
15:41.01bigdog_utobviously
15:41.05dataw0lf|w;)
15:41.11dataw0lf|wdon't hurt me mac
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16:05.18bigdog_ut~wake macnewbold
16:05.21jbotmacnewbold: GOOD MORNING!!!
16:05.40bigdog_utpgsql is the best!!!
16:05.52bigdog_ut~database
16:06.04bigdog_utjbot what is a database?
16:06.06jbotbigdog_ut: what are you talking about?
16:06.27mindjuju~zombify bigdog_ut
16:06.28jbotACTION summons Bill Gates who materializes in front of bigdog_ut and using a Windows 3.11 diskette zombifiez bigdog_ut! bigdog_ut wonders off in a daze slobering
16:06.56bigdog_uti can always count on mindjuju
16:07.08bigdog_ut~melvin mindjuju
16:07.10jbotACTION pulls mindjuju underwear up to the ceiling...and smiles
16:07.35mindjuju~nyuk bigdog_ut
16:07.36jbotACTION grabs bigdog_ut nose and hammers it with his other hand!
16:07.56dataw0lf|wthat new remake of Dawn of the Dead was awesome.
16:08.17mindjuju~shorts dataw0lf|w
16:08.18jbotACTION mindjuju runs up behind dataw0lf|w and pulls down the shorts for all to see!
16:08.23bigdog_utthe one with vine reins in it
16:08.25dataw0lf|wI think I've watched it like 30 times in the past month.
16:08.31dataw0lf|wVing Rhames?
16:08.32dataw0lf|wyes.
16:08.53bigdog_utyeah...could remember the spelling...that was funny stuff...but i still like 29 days later
16:09.02dataw0lf|wDawn of the Dead was better.
16:09.26bigdog_utit was okay...i just like when they got to the island...that was funny
16:09.26dataw0lf|wit wasn't trying to be anything but a killer zombie movie.  28 days later was actually more akin to the original Dawn of the Dead in 'social' commentary.
16:09.38dataw0lf|wI liked everything about it.
16:09.43dataw0lf|wman, it was great.
16:09.49bigdog_utthe baby was too much for bigdog_ut
16:10.08dataw0lf|wwhat more can you ask from in a movie? gratuitious violence, nudity, Ving Rhames....
16:10.18bigdog_utand guns
16:10.31bigdog_uti like when they were up on the roof shoting celebs
16:10.32dataw0lf|wforget guns! that chainsaw was awesome.
16:10.37dataw0lf|woh yeah, that was a great part.
16:10.43bigdog_utyeah it was cool
16:10.57dataw0lf|wbut liking that part could've just been the high from just seeing boobs.
16:10.58bigdog_utcould you ever imagine that
16:11.08bigdog_utlol
16:11.47dataw0lf|wyup, I'm immature.
16:11.50dataw0lf|wi.e., a guy.
16:12.05bigdog_utyeah...but it was a classic horror movie
16:12.34dataw0lf|wI liked maddox's review.
16:12.43bigdog_uti loved in 29 days...the dude enters the cathedral and the priest comes at him
16:13.13bigdog_utsmacks the priest with the bag of cans and apologizes...classic scene
16:13.57dataw0lf|woh yeah, hehe, that was great.
16:14.34bigdog_utor that chick that cut down that guy after he gets bit...that was funny
16:15.55dataw0lf|wsee, that wasn't as good as the part in Dawn of the Dead where the fat old chick jumps up and comes after the heroine, and she thrusts a fire poker through her chest.
16:17.05dataw0lf|werr, through her eye.
16:17.18macnewbold~frenchtaunt postgres
16:17.19jbotACTION summons the french taunter! postgres is an English bedwetting type! postgres, I burst my pimples at you... You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!
16:17.58dataw0lf|w*gasp*
16:18.08bigdog_utdataw0lf|w, that was a funny scene
16:18.26dataw0lf|wthat fat chick could move, boy.
16:18.43bigdog_utoh yeah...she was fast
16:19.20bigdog_uti like when that playboy dude gets eaten when they are driving to the marina
16:19.42dataw0lf|wand then the heroine pops him in the head?
16:19.48bigdog_utyeah
16:19.53dataw0lf|wyeah, that was good times.
16:19.57bigdog_utpoetic justie
16:20.00bigdog_utjustice
16:20.05dataw0lf|wnever expected the security guard to be so cool though.
16:20.24dataw0lf|wI thought Ving Rhames was going to have to beat him into submission several times.
16:20.48bigdog_uthe did good in that movie
16:22.23dataw0lf|wI liked Rosewood, did you ever see that?
16:22.29bigdog_utno
16:22.33dataw0lf|wthat's a good one.
16:22.42dataw0lf|whe owns some southern crackers in that movie.
16:23.07bigdog_utlol
16:23.25dataw0lf|wthey try to hang him and he's just hanging there, flexing his neck for like 5 minutes.
16:23.40bigdog_utwhos in it/
16:24.02dataw0lf|wJon Voight, Don Cheadle, Ving Rhames
16:24.04bigdog_utthat scene sounds familiar...but i might be mixing it up with another movie
16:24.24bigdog_utoh...i dont think i have then
16:24.33bigdog_utJon voight is a cool cat
16:24.38dataw0lf|wyeah he is.
16:24.55dataw0lf|wRosewood is based on true events that happened in Florida.
16:25.17dataw0lf|wsome white chick said that some black guy raped her.
16:25.27dataw0lf|w1920s I think.
16:25.59dataw0lf|wsomeone go to weather.com and tell me if it's up?
16:26.01bigdog_utum
16:26.25bigdog_utya it is
16:26.32dataw0lf|wHuh.
16:26.38dataw0lf|wnot responding to ping at work nor at home.
16:26.59bigdog_utwhat network are you on?
16:27.17dataw0lf|wnow I can browse to it.
16:27.29dataw0lf|wturned off icmp echo ?
16:28.10dataw0lf|wand fidelity won't respond to ping either.
16:28.14dataw0lf|wyet I can browse to it.
16:28.17dataw0lf|wwth
16:28.31bigdog_utsome dont respond to pings
16:28.52dataw0lf|wwell, yeah, some turn off icmp echo.
16:28.58dataw0lf|wBut I've pinged fidelity.com before.
16:29.15bigdog_utperhaps it is their firewall
16:30.18bigdog_utmacnewbold, loves to pimp mysql
16:30.34dataw0lf|wmysql is for the birds
16:32.22bigdog_utwhatz funny is the comments like commerical db and oracle likeness...actually it mysql follows more the oracle style
16:33.06bigdog_utoracle does follow more of the sql standards than mysql like pgsql that why many compare the 2 (oracle & pgsql)
16:33.21bigdog_utbut in reality oracle has tons of features that are not sql standards
16:33.26bigdog_utlike mysql does
16:35.03dataw0lf|wI guess PHP is for the birds too.
16:35.11bigdog_utlol
16:35.17bigdog_uthows the musix?
16:35.55dataw0lf|wgetting better.
16:35.59dataw0lf|wx_O !
16:36.00dataw0lf|whttp://pecl.php.net/package/python
16:36.27bigdog_utoh sick and wrong]
16:36.36bigdog_utthat is like the php+java
16:36.40bigdog_utyou just dont go it
16:36.49bigdog_uts/go/do/
16:37.15dataw0lf|wI don't see the Java connection.
16:37.20dataw0lf|wHow can it be degraded any further?
16:37.21dataw0lf|w:)
16:37.25dataw0lf|wyeah, the music is arocking now.
16:37.51bigdog_uti just dont like they they are trying to do all the languages in languages
16:38.01bigdog_uti dont want java in php nor php inside java
16:38.06macnewboldmysql rocks
16:38.10macnewboldphp >> java
16:38.23bigdog_utdepends bro
16:38.24macnewboldlike emacs > vim
16:38.32dataw0lf|wPSHAW
16:38.43macnewboldyeah, java's better than php for some things, but not any things that I'd want to do ;)
16:38.50dataw0lf|w* > Java
16:38.56macnewboldamen, dataw0lf
16:39.28macnewboldwhen you've got someone like me, who thinks C > C++, chances of getting them to like java are even slimmer
16:39.36dataw0lf|wmacnewbold: AMEN!
16:39.41dataw0lf|w(C > C++)
16:39.51dataw0lf|wPython is really the only OOP me likes.
16:40.02dataw0lf|wbut by likes I mean loves.
16:40.03macnewboldand for many things, perl > C too
16:40.13bigdog_utlol
16:40.15dataw0lf|wDang, and you were on a roll too.
16:40.25bigdog_utlike hitting a brick wall
16:40.26macnewboldyeah, when I learn python, and use it a little, I think I'll agree with you about it
16:40.28bigdog_uthead on
16:40.35macnewboldand busting a hole right through it :)
16:40.40macnewboldunharmed :)
16:41.11dataw0lf|wif(language != 'C' && coding != 'low-level') { Python > language; }
16:41.12bigdog_ut"dude, u just went through a brick wall..." -> what movie
16:41.26macnewboldghost?
16:41.29macnewboldhehe
16:42.11bigdog_utsome peoples children
16:42.35dataw0lf|wthat's the name of the movie?
16:42.35dataw0lf|w:)
16:42.50bigdog_utgone in 60 seconds
16:43.51macnewboldokay, it's been 60 seconds, bigdog_ut... you gonna leave yet?
16:44.08dataw0lf|whehe
16:44.11dataw0lf|wMovie quotes.
16:44.12dataw0lf|wmmmm.
16:44.18macnewbold~cookie
16:44.25macnewbold~brownie
16:44.26bigdog_utyeah...i guess...cause i cant hang with the anti-pgsql-ites
16:44.35macnewbold~cake
16:44.36jboti heard cake is all gone :(
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16:44.44macnewboldwait, bigdog!
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16:45.24macnewboldI'll behave, I promise
16:45.42bigdog_utsure man...you love to bash the things i love
16:45.42macnewboldso who's going to write up the mysql/pgsql comparison article for uphpu.org?
16:45.53macnewboldhey, I haven't bashed eclipse once...
16:46.02bigdog_utim waiting for that
16:46.04dataw0lf|wmacnewbold: no worries, I will.
16:46.10dataw0lf|wEclipse sux0rz!
16:46.12macnewboldviva la argentina!
16:46.24bigdog_utfunny since dataw0lf|w hates java he uses jedit
16:46.30dataw0lf|wListen, sir.
16:46.37bigdog_utviav la revolutio
16:46.40bigdog_utn
16:46.43dataw0lf|wthere are a couple applications in Java that I can stand.
16:46.49dataw0lf|wjedit just happens to be one of em.
16:47.04dataw0lf|wI should port to pedit.
16:47.06bigdog_utsure man...and when i do my eclipse php plugin...all hail the bigdog_ut
16:47.30bigdog_utmaybe synic will help me...
16:47.35bigdog_ut~wake synic
16:47.36jbotsynic: GOOD MORNING!!!
16:47.37dataw0lf|wnot even the bigdog_ut could unsux0rz Eclipse
16:47.45dataw0lf|wbigdog_ut: synic uses jedit, no dice.
16:47.49bigdog_uttell that to all the zend users
16:48.16dataw0lf|wI just can't dig the ginarmous IDEs.
16:49.06dataw0lf|wJedit has all I need: simple interface, syntax highlighting, plugin interface.
16:49.24bigdog_utlooks like <see #urapug>
16:49.25dataw0lf|wI'm liking KDevelop.
16:50.04bigdog_utkdeveloper sucks too
16:51.28bigdog_uti like anjuta better
16:53.23dataw0lf|wyou're ridiculous.
16:53.29dataw0lf|wAnjuta is <see #urapug>
16:54.04dataw0lf|wAnjuta is possibly the worst IDE I've ever seen.
16:54.22dataw0lf|wif eco or tierra were here they'd back me on that.
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17:02.22dataw0lf|where:
17:02.26dataw0lf|wdataw0lf.org/jedit.png
17:03.06dataw0lf|wlook how simple it is.
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17:06.00dataw0lf|wtierra: what do you think of Anjuta ?
17:06.31tierrahaven't used it... I hear it's alright, but still needs a lot of work
17:07.00dataw0lf|wjust say it sucks.
17:07.18tierraok, it sucks
17:07.26dataw0lf|wsee??
17:07.31tierrahehe
17:07.37dataw0lf|w;)
17:07.38bigdog_ut~pimpslap tierra
17:07.52dataw0lf|w~karatechop bigdog_ut
17:08.51dataw0lf|w~bite bigdog_ut
17:08.52jbotACTION takes a big bite out of bigdog_ut's jugular vein
17:09.08dataw0lf|wHungry? Why wait? Grab a bigdog_ut
17:09.42bigdog_utlol
17:09.52bigdog_utdataw0lf|w, your jedit setting looks like emacs...lol
17:10.12tierrahaha
17:10.24dataw0lf|w@_@
17:10.52bigdog_utnice
17:11.12drip~dripslap bigdog_ut
17:11.13jbotACTION pulls out his Pink Cookie Gun.. takes aim at bigdog_ut.. and fires...  bigdog_ut DOWN!  Can we get a medic over here?!
17:11.49*** topic/#uphpu by bigdog_ut -> Utah PHP Users Group | uphpu.org | bash bigdog_ut day!!!
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17:14.03dataw0lf|wbigdog_ut: I'm all about the simple interfaces though: http://dataw0lf.org/screenshot2.png my home puter.
17:15.13bigdog_utand your point is
17:15.50dataw0lf|wmy point is I'm cooler than you.
17:15.56dataw0lf|wand notice the debian wallpaper.
17:16.01dataw0lf|wlearn, brotha, learn.
17:18.33dataw0lf|wusing Gentoo causes cancer.
17:30.39fungusdataw0lf|w, is that XFCE?
17:31.30dataw0lf|wyeah.
17:32.05fungusnice.
17:48.22dataw0lf|w<3 the xfce
17:56.44licyeus///win 3
17:56.52licyeusugh. apologies.
17:59.46dataw0lf|wself->eat(lunch, 'BK');
18:01.45bigdog_utnasty
18:07.43driplet us know if we need to send a medic
18:12.09macnewbolddataw0lf: is that eating yourself for lunch, or causing yourself to eat lunch (at BK I presume?)
18:15.29bigdog_utnice -> http://thebigdog.biz/mydesk.png
18:17.35fungusthat is an odd hostname.
18:18.32fungus078027755?
18:19.22bigdog_utyeah
18:19.30bigdog_utcorp america
18:24.56cycokilrdude, why would you do rm -r when deleting a .tgz file?
18:25.16bigdog_utu wouldnt need to
18:25.43bigdog_utnow rm -f .tgz file u might do
18:25.50cycokilroh i know.. but apparently dataw0lf doesn't..
18:25.57bigdog_utlol
18:26.01bigdog_uthabit
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19:05.47dataw0lf|wEvery day is bash bigdog_ut day!
19:06.51bigdog_utobviously...but i guess it is cause i make the big bucks
19:07.04bigdog_utoh..but wait...drip makes more...and he still bashes bigdog_ut
19:07.48dripi only make more in girly giggles.
19:09.45drip~bash bigdog_ut
19:09.46jbotACTION beats bigdog_ut with ksh
19:10.10bigdog_utvery fitting
19:12.50dataw0lf|whehe.
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19:25.08beandogDoes anyone have php5 installed they can test something for me
19:25.21dataw0lf|wtierra does.
19:25.35dataw0lf|wone sec, I got write on a couple dirs on his server.
19:26.02dataw0lf|wok, whatcha need?
19:26.09beandogcan you test array_diff_key
19:26.17beandogPHP is saying it isn't even a function
19:26.21beandoghttp://us3.php.net/manual/en/function.array-diff-key.php
19:26.33beandogor array_interesect_key
19:26.35beandogeither one
19:27.24dataw0lf|w'undefined function'
19:28.02beandogyah
19:28.08beandogthe website says its part of php5
19:28.34dataw0lf|w5.0.3
19:28.36dataw0lf|where
19:28.54dataw0lf|wdataw0lf@ibaku urapug $ php test.php
19:28.54dataw0lf|wFatal error: Call to undefined function array_diff_key() in /var/www/urapug/test.php on line 5
19:29.22beandogme too
19:29.31dataw0lf|wyou saw my post about array_map(), yes, beandog?
19:29.41cycokilrjust do what this guy did in the comments.. denis noessler
19:29.41cycokilr23-Nov-2004 05:07
19:29.58beandoguh, dont remember
19:30.05cycokilror the second comment..
19:30.51dataw0lf|wbeandog: CVS version only, apparently.
19:31.00beandogok
19:31.05dataw0lf|whttp://marc.theaimsgroup.com/?l=php-gtk-dev&m=111191706220191&w=2
19:31.06beandogoh well, no biggie
19:31.14beandogI suspected as much
19:31.35tierraif that first comment was made on 23-Nov-2004, I'm surprised it's not in 5.0.3
19:31.39cycokilrdataw0lf:  what comment? i don't see one..
19:32.02cycokilroh, nevermind..
19:32.20beandogtheir versioning has been a bit messed anyway since they added php5, it seems.
19:33.01dataw0lf|wtierra: it's either Zend's fault or your fault.
19:33.48tierraprobably my fault... always is
19:34.05dataw0lf|wAgreed.
19:38.18beandogdataw0lf|w: what were you saying about array_map?  was it on the list?
19:39.04dataw0lf|wYes, regarding strtolower
19:40.05beandogOh
19:40.11beandogIm gonna go have to look again
19:40.23dataw0lf|warray_map('strtolower', $array);
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20:22.57cycokilrwhat's wrong with this: if( $HTTP_HOST != localhost || md5( $secret ) != "0925467e1cc53074a440dae7ae67e3e9" )
20:23.26cycokilrwait, nevermind..
20:23.46bigdog_utlol
20:33.34dataw0lf|whey, what's wrong with this:
20:34.10cycokilrwhat?
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21:01.24beandogWhats the linefeed for windows .. just \r, right?
21:03.22drip\n\r i believe
21:06.43mindjujuif it is for printing and you want just a linefeed, i think your right, just the \r, but if you want the line to end and to go down to the next then it is \n\r
21:08.55beandogok thx
21:08.59beandogI guess its mac that is \r
21:09.03beandogI always get mac and windows confused.
21:10.48drip~bashslap bigdog_ut
21:10.50jbotACTION modifies the .bashrc file for bigdog_ut and adds: alias ls='sudo reboot'
21:12.35fungussmall correction:
21:12.41fungusWindows:  \r\n
21:12.44fungusMac:  \r
21:12.48fungusUnix:   \n
21:13.13beandogThats what I thought
21:13.16beandogthanks fungus
21:13.18mindjujui didn't even notice!  ya, that was typo for me
21:14.09fungusHowever I haven't noticed that on OSX.   On OSX it is just \n like unix.
21:23.12mindjujujbot: oreilly $1 is <action> releases bill o'reilly from his basement cell! Sic 'em boy!  $1 is left in tatters...
21:23.13jbotmindjuju: okay
21:23.21mindjuju~oreilly bigdog_ut
21:23.22jbotACTION releases bill o'reilly from his basement cell! Sic 'em boy!  bigdog_ut is left in tatters...
21:24.56bigdog_utobviously some peoples children did not learn a strong work ethic
21:25.06mindjujulunch time
21:25.15bigdog_utrest my case
21:25.23mindjujuplus your obviously jealous you didn't think it up first
21:25.25mindjujuthat's ok though
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21:30.12dripI have a strong work ethic.  Hey, want to go see a movie?
21:30.43bigdog_utyeah...team building experience
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22:03.33bigdog_utdrip, almost got it running
22:03.37bigdog_utrebuilding the db
22:06.36dripnice
22:16.10macnewboldjbot drip is also makes more girly giggles than bigdog_ut.
22:16.11jbotmacnewbold: okay
22:16.47driplol
22:16.54cycokilris this something new with the collation stuff for MySQL? CONVERT( `username` USING utf8 ) = 'administrator' LIMIT 1
22:16.55dripwith that.. i bid you all farewell.. until tomorrow
22:17.33macnewbold~drip
22:17.34jbotfrom memory, drip is drop, or lollypop, or nothing but an impertinent thimbleful of antique anal warts, according to jbot, or makes more girly giggles than bigdog_ut.
22:19.26dataw0lf|wlollypop, lollypop, oooh ahh a lollypop! *pop* a bum bum bum bum
22:22.09bigdog_utdataw0lf|w, you see my screenshot
22:24.24dataw0lf|wNo.
22:25.10dataw0lf|wwhere be it?
22:25.31bigdog_utthebigdog.biz/mydesk.png
22:26.53dataw0lf|wNice.
22:26.56dataw0lf|wcept for the KDE.
22:27.11bigdog_utno kde there
22:27.50bigdog_utwhatz looks kde?
22:28.28dataw0lf|wah, sorry, at first glance, I thought KDE.
22:28.46bigdog_utoh
22:28.57dataw0lf|wIceWM?
22:28.59dataw0lf|wcool.
22:29.27bigdog_utyeah
22:29.36bigdog_utwith gnome
22:29.38dataw0lf|wnever used it before.
22:29.45bigdog_utrunning gnome industrial
22:29.47dataw0lf|wyeah, I see the theme
22:29.59optikalgroovey.
22:30.31bigdog_utwith eclipse ide...the true ide
22:30.45dataw0lf|wyeah, I see it.
22:31.26dataw0lf|wpfft.
22:32.01dataw0lf|wNice SQL though.
22:32.35bigdog_utyeah...that is killer stuff
22:32.45dataw0lf|waight, I'll be back in about 40 minutes.
22:32.47dataw0lf|wFrom le home.
22:34.51macnewbold40min commute, dataw0lf? sorry... that sux0rs
22:35.10macnewboldwasting nearly an hour and a half of every day like that would drive me crazy
22:35.38wpswhat is the world does "sux0rs" mean?
22:35.41wps:)
22:39.21bigdog_utmean alias sux0rs="wps"
22:44.19beandogbigdog_ut: another icewm user, i see
22:44.21beandog:)
22:44.36wps~sux0rs
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22:47.47bigdog_utyes...
22:47.50bigdog_utvery much so
22:47.51macnewboldwps: sux0rs, r0x0rs and hax0r or h4x0r are 'leet speak for sucks, rocks, and haxor/hacker
22:47.57beandogI like that theme
22:48.04beandogIm using IceBlueCurve, I think
22:48.18wpsyeah, what's the "0rs" for though?
22:48.22wpswhy not just sux?
22:48.34cycokilrit's because they're lame
22:48.44cycokilrthat's it.. there's no reason behind it.. it's just lame
22:49.07cycokilrit's not even cool to make fun of them by using it.
22:49.07cycokilrit's lame
22:49.12bigdog_utbeandog, that is an okay theme...i like the sleak feel of icecrack2
22:49.55bigdog_uti use to use icecrack alot too
22:50.16macnewboldwps: the 0rs is there to make sure you can get at least one digit in there... it's not really 'leet speak if at least one of the letters isn't substituted by a digit
22:50.24macnewboldotherwise, it's just aol-bonics or something
22:50.38macnewboldor txt-spk
22:50.43cycokilror just lame
22:51.07macnewbold~frenchtaunt cyc0k1lr
22:51.09jbotACTION summons the french taunter! cyc0k1lr is an English bedwetting type! cyc0k1lr, I burst my pimples at you... You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!
22:51.38wpsah, I see
22:51.45cycokilrthere's no numbers in my name..
22:52.04macnewboldyour nick wasn't l4me enough so I had to 'leet it up a bit
22:52.16cycokilrlame it up is more like it..
22:52.16macnewboldI mean, 'l33t it up a b1t
22:52.23macnewbold~nickometer cycokilr
22:52.25cycokilrl@m3
22:52.48macnewboldnot like you need much help in the l@m3 department...
22:53.11macnewbold;)
22:53.22cycokilryeah, let's start calling me names now..
22:53.35cycokilrsorry i insulted your lame text
22:53.44cycokilrhacker boy
22:55.23fungus~taunt cycokilr
22:57.05cycokilri think that's reserved for the l33t among us..
22:58.26fungus~lart cycokilr
22:58.32beandogbigdog_ut: where'd you download the theme?
22:58.49bigdog_utfreshmeat
23:00.10beandogk thx
23:01.21bigdog_utnp
23:01.43bigdog_utthe reason i like icewm is cause it is fast and simple
23:01.53beandogman some of these themes are bugly
23:02.01mindjujujbot: frenchassault $1 is <action> summons the french taunter! ($1 is an English bedwetting type! $1, I burst my pimples at you... You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!|$1, I unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you heaving lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters!)  Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
23:02.02jbotokay, mindjuju
23:02.10mindjuju~frenchassault bigdog_ut
23:02.11jbotACTION summons the french taunter! bigdog_ut, I unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you heaving lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters!  Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
23:02.23mindjuju~frenchassault bigdog_ut
23:02.24jbotACTION summons the french taunter! bigdog_ut is an English bedwetting type! bigdog_ut, I burst my pimples at you... You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!  Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
23:02.38mindjujui guess there is a limit to the amount of text
23:02.42mindjujubut that one is good and random
23:02.53bigdog_utyes it is
23:06.02mindjujujbot: literal cmd: porkchop (.*?)
23:06.12beandogbigdog_ut: heres an icewm screenie if you wanna see my setup
23:06.14beandoghttp://wonkabar.org/ss/2005-05-25-170427_1280x1024_scrot.png
23:06.45beandogIm not much one for eye candy
23:07.34bigdog_uti like a little
23:07.40bigdog_utlooks good
23:08.00bigdog_utim not big on the bluecurve theme though
23:08.18beandogit was the simplest and most decent one I could find
23:08.24bigdog_utim surprised u use mozilla and not firefox
23:08.38bigdog_uticecrack and icecrack2 i really like
23:08.40mindjuju~newsflash
23:08.42beandogfirefox doesnt have half the features I use in moz
23:08.54beandogThat or firefox just annoys me
23:09.12bigdog_utwhat features you use in mozilla?
23:09.39beandogset scroll mouse wheel by 7 lines
23:09.44beandogI cant figure out how to do that in firefox
23:09.52bigdog_utabout:config
23:09.58bigdog_utand you can set it
23:10.01beandogAnd find as you type .. moz doesnt popup a toolbar window, cant figure out how to turnt hat off  in firefox
23:10.08beandogyah, Ive digged through there ... always forget where it is though
23:10.08beandog:T
23:10.50beandogThats about it.
23:11.00beandogIve just been using mozilla since pre 1.0.  I'm used to it.
23:11.12eco|wOptions | Advanced | Accessibility | Begin finding as you type
23:11.34beandogeco|w: Yah, I can turn it on, but that toolbar it popsup at the bottom annoys the crap outta me.
23:11.56eco|wReally? I love it.  It never gets in the way of the page.
23:12.15beandogPlus I like using Mozilla Mail
23:12.21beandogand having them all inter-grated
23:12.23beandog:)
23:12.34beandogIm sure you can do it with Firefox + Thunderbird, but still.
23:14.20beandogbigdog_ut: you said icecrack2, right?
23:14.24beandogis this it?
23:14.24beandoghttp://themes.freshmeat.net/projects/icecrack/
23:14.29beandogoh
23:14.29beandogv2.
23:14.30beandogduh.
23:14.37bigdog_uti lick both
23:14.46bigdog_utlol...it is late for bigdog_ut
23:15.37beandogheh
23:15.41beandognot bad
23:15.46beandogkinda hard to read the title bars though
23:20.25bigdog_utyeah a little
23:20.30bigdog_utbut i like it
23:20.40bigdog_uticecrack is nice too
23:22.02beandogany other good ones youd recommend
23:22.51bigdog_uticecurve
23:23.24bigdog_utbluecrux is okay
23:23.25beandogooh that is nice
23:23.41bigdog_utcrux-teal
23:26.08bigdog_utfrosty was one i used

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