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15:39.56macnewboldmorning, all... so it looks like a lot of you had a fun time in #uphpu_other last night :)
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15:40.30mindjujusame topics again?
15:40.47optikal_mornin pplz
15:40.57mindjujumornin'
15:41.07optikal_woot.  office is back in bright mode.. (replaced 4 halogen tube bulbs)
15:41.22macnewboldI just read the log when I got in... some interesting stuff, and some crazy ideas, and some things that are just plain wrong, ignorant, uninformed, etc.
15:41.42mindjujuhilarious!  can I ask you quick question mac?
15:41.50optikal_macnewbold: i have no idea what your talking about.. but it sounds like you got ahold of mindjuju's personal journal?
15:42.05optikal_=P
15:42.14macnewboldno, was looking at #uphpu_other log
15:42.16mindjujuhey, i'm from texas so thar's suppose to be pro texas sayings
15:42.16macnewbold:)
15:42.21macnewboldmindjuju: yeah, go ahead
15:42.24mindjujuand all of them are true!
15:42.27mindjujuTexas #1
15:42.28optikal_hah
15:42.33mindjujudo you know of an open source POP server?
15:42.39mindjujuyou mentioned something about setting one up
15:42.51mindjujui'm looking for something on a personal use for a win 2k adv server
15:43.40macnewboldmy best guess would be to check Cygwin
15:43.52macnewboldI bet you can get sendmail and friends running on it
15:44.00macnewboldare you looking for POP or SMTP?
15:44.37mindjujuPOP because doesn't a POP server allow you to send and receive?
15:45.16macnewboldno, pop is just for retrieving mail... like IMAP. SMTP is the one that receives your mail and sends it to the right mail server.
15:45.49mindjujuIn that case smtp
15:45.58mindjujuhave a web server and no email options
15:46.01mindjujuwanted ot host my own
15:48.06mindjujuif you don't know of one, that's ok.  i scoured Sourceforge the other day and didn't see one, just thought i might have missed something
15:48.30mindjujucourse, though, didn't look for smtp
15:49.36macnewboldit probably won't be on sourceforge
15:49.41macnewboldthere are only a few major ones
15:49.58macnewboldI'd look at sendmail, courier, postfix, etc., and see what they say about windows.
15:50.04macnewbold~google windows smtp server
15:50.21macnewboldhm
15:50.29macnewbold~google free smtp server windows
15:50.43macnewboldsome of those might help
15:50.53macnewboldbut I've never heard of any of them
15:51.15macnewboldin general, a good rule of thumb is "Don't run host server programs on a windows box"
15:51.17macnewbold:)
15:51.30mindjujuyeah, was just starting to think that
15:51.44mindjujumaybe i can reactivate an old pentium and load linux
15:52.04mindjujuthrough it on the network for map port for email
15:52.44mindjujuwhere would I go to check for linux based smtp server?
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16:00.06mindjuju_has anybody heard of Courier mail server?    http://sourceforge.net/projects/courier/
16:00.26mindjuju_it's linux based mta
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16:24.37bigdog_utmornin all
16:27.02optika-mornin
16:27.20optika-bigdog_ut: tip of advice.. no eating the honey roasted david sunflower seeds. they're brand new, and they're nasty
16:29.09bigdog_utthanks...they dont sound good anyways
16:29.21bigdog_uthoney flavored...i do like the bbq and ranch
16:31.11mindjuju_$sunflower_seeds != 'good';
16:31.24usynicsalted are the only ones I like
16:31.26mindjuju_$corn_nuts = 'awesome'
16:31.41usynicthough I did have some over the holidays that were "salt and peppered" that were pretty dang good
16:31.50optika-so yah.. im w/o a car, stuck at work, with crappy sunflower seeds and no originals
16:32.56bigdog_utman i always have a backup of salted david's...always
16:33.58bigdog_ut~lart mindjuju_
16:34.18usynicI'm lucky.  There's a phillips 66 one building down from my office.
16:34.19mindjuju_thems fighting words!
16:34.24usynicnow that's a backup.
16:34.30mindjuju_~smack bigdog_ut
16:34.32jbotACTION smacks bigdog_ut upside the head.
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16:36.33*** topic/#uphpu is Utah PHP Users - http://uphpu.org/ - Thanks to everyone who has donated!
16:36.53macnewboldno wps yet this morning?
16:36.58mindjuju_~abuse bigdog_ut
16:37.00jbotACTION smacks bigdog_ut across the face. "Take that, Bitch!"
16:37.18mindjuju_yeah!  first blood!
16:37.29mindjuju_and there's more where that came from!
16:37.32bigdog_ut~pimpslap mindjuju_
16:37.41macnewboldso what do y'all think of the new look on the www.uphpu.org?
16:37.54mindjuju_~punch bigdog_ut
16:37.56jbotACTION hits bigdog_ut like the hot kiss and the end of a wet fist
16:38.13mindjuju_Sugg. Retail
16:38.18mindjuju_oops, wrong box
16:45.55bigdog_utmindjuju_?
16:46.06mindjuju_yeah?
16:46.26bigdog_utwondering if jbot picks up the "?" mark
16:46.31bigdog_utlooks like a no
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17:34.59mrpullhey all.  is anybody doing PHP+Oracle?
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17:45.43bigdog_utmrpull, what you need?
17:46.00bigdog_uti do alot of both
17:49.59mrpulli've got a RHEL 3 web server with the 9.2.0.4 client...
17:50.47mrpulli'm getting a ORA-21301 error
17:51.30bigdog_utmrpull, the 9204 stand alone client?
17:51.53mrpullonly the client is installed
17:52.30bigdog_utokay so you just installed the 9204 client on the rhel 3 box...no other oracle prods?
17:53.40mrpullcorrect.
17:53.49bigdog_utwhat version of php?
17:53.52mrpullsqlplus is able to talk to the server.
17:54.48bigdog_utphp4 or php5?
17:55.00mrpullI built PHP from the RHEL srpms
17:55.05mrpull4.x
17:56.19bigdog_utwhat are you doing with php to cause this error?
17:57.05mrpullbigdog... hold up... IIS is on fire :)
17:57.09bigdog_utk
17:58.33macnewboldmrpull: you can solve that by using apache instead :)
17:58.48optika-hehe
17:58.51optika-yah.. thats what i do
17:58.58mrpullhehehe... different customer all together.
17:59.08mrpullIIS+CF = instable
17:59.30macnewboldIIS == unstable with or without any help
18:00.06mrpulladd Cold Fusion to the mix...
18:00.10mrpullthen it is really fun.
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18:00.20mrpullback to my other problem
18:00.20bigdog_utand it all goes to sh*$
18:00.32mrpullOCINewCollection is crapping out
18:00.32macnewboldif you're responsible for keeping that running, how do you have time to get real work done? ;)
18:00.53bigdog_utmrpull, that is a bug in php
18:00.56mrpullthat is my real job (unfortunately)
18:01.02bigdog_uti think 4.3.6 and under
18:01.07mrpullrats...
18:01.12mrpulli saw some mentions of bugs.
18:01.21bigdog_uti think the bug number is 26892
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18:01.31mrpulli'm trying to stick to RHEL's packages as closely as possible
18:01.41*** mode/#uphpu [-b optikal-!*@*] by macnewbold
18:01.43bigdog_uti would roll the new php
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18:01.53optikal-yee.
18:02.02bigdog_utverion 4.3.10
18:02.05optikal-if u guys dont like me, thats all u have to say
18:02.16bigdog_utoptikal, you my bro
18:02.33optikal-i am? wow.. i always thought my mom had another one!
18:02.36bigdog_utor you can roll 5.0.3 mrpull
18:02.38macnewbold~nickometer optikal
18:02.38jbot'optikal' is 0.000% lame, macnewbold
18:02.46optikal-haha.. beat that
18:02.49optikal-~nickometer macnewbold
18:02.49jbot'macnewbold' is 0.000% lame, optikal-
18:02.55macnewboldso how to you teach jbot that someone's nick is lame?
18:02.59optikal-aaha! ^5
18:03.05bigdog_ut~lame macnewbold
18:03.07jbotmacnewbold is completely not lame.
18:03.07macnewboldI don't know why it keeps getting the wrong answer for optikal?
18:03.15bigdog_ut~lame macnewbold+
18:03.18jbotUgh, macnewbold+'s aura of lame is affecting me!
18:03.21mrpulldang.  it was a PITA to get the redhat srpms to build....
18:03.24optikal-haha
18:03.33macnewbold~lame optikal
18:03.35jbotoptikal is completely not lame.
18:03.35macnewbold~lame optikal+
18:03.37jbotoptikal+ is completely not lame.
18:03.47macnewbold~karma optikal
18:03.47jbotoptikal has karma of 2
18:03.48mrpullanyone know of PHP 5.x RPMS for RHEL?
18:03.53macnewbold~optikal--
18:04.10macnewboldnew rule in UPHPU:
18:04.14synic~optikal++
18:04.14bigdog_utmrpull, they might be out there...but i would roll your own and then create the rpms
18:04.15macnewboldwhen your karma goes negative
18:04.18macnewboldyou get banned :)
18:04.39optikal-=P
18:06.25bigdog_utor perhaps you can get a gentoo guy to roll the rpm for you
18:06.41bigdog_utbut it wont have the depends
18:09.30bigdog_utmrpull, did you get all that?
18:11.49mrpullI can roll the RPM with redhat
18:12.11mrpullI try to avoid deviating from stock packages
18:12.36mrpullpartly lazy... but I gotta admin dozens of boxes for dozens of customers.
18:12.45mrpullI gotta stick to a standard when I can.
18:13.12mrpullwould using the 10g client be a work around?
18:14.09bigdog_utno this is an issue with oracle
18:14.12bigdog_utsorry php
18:14.42mrpullok.  some of what I read seemed like it was client specifc
18:15.15bigdog_utthe client should be okay if it works with sqlplus
18:15.30mrpullright.  makes sense.
18:19.25bigdog_utare you using stock apache1 or apache2?
18:19.32mrpullapache 2
18:19.52bigdog_utin production? really?
18:20.12mrpullyup.  again, just sticking to stock.
18:20.58bigdog_utim suprised you dont roll your own rpms for that stuff
18:21.10mrpulli would if this was my only customer
18:21.15bigdog_uti use to do it for php+apache+mysql and php+apache+postgresql
18:21.22mrpullthey are a 4 server setup that normally doesn't need much attention.
18:21.38bigdog_utyeah we rolled our own for all servers that we had
18:21.48bigdog_utroll once smoke everywhere
18:23.14macnewboldbigdog_ut: I've been using apache2 in production for quite a while... works great for me
18:23.34bigdog_utit depends on some of the packages
18:23.49bigdog_utbut it is discouraged cause of the threading apache2 does
18:24.15macnewboldI've never had any problems... though PHP is probably my most complex apache module
18:25.25bigdog_uti guess the real question is what extensions are used?
18:26.01bigdog_uti have had some issues with sessions...however, i do have alot into apache
18:26.19bigdog_utpython, perl, mason, ruby and some ldap stuff
18:27.23macnewboldin my php? I've got 2-3 dozen extensions
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18:27.36synicoptikal: what's the url to that color mixing page?
18:28.21mrpullalright fellas.  thanks for your help.
18:28.30mrpulli'm off to build some packages :-/
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18:29.17bigdog_utme the swartz be w/ you
18:59.08mindjuju_seems like i read soemwhere that CSS and form elements mixing was a no no.  Is that true optikal?
19:00.44mindjuju_really. k, i won't worry so much about it.  Do you know a good page on CSS and form elements?  specifically, i'm looking to change the look of textfields
19:03.25synicwhat do you want to change?
19:06.24mindjuju_woot!  just found a site and plugged in some cool css
19:06.32mindjuju_just wanted the text fields to not be so clunky
19:06.42mindjuju_messed up my motiff
19:06.48synicyeah, I liked to give them a border color
19:06.56synicand sometimes a shadow image in the background
19:07.09synic*like
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19:35.39bigdog_ut~uphpu
19:36.29bigdog_ut~lart mindjuju_
19:37.06mindjuju_Bigdog_ut, what have you learned from the lesson of Ed Gruberman?
19:37.53bigdog_uteverything
19:38.05bigdog_utso uphpu is down?
19:38.23mindjuju_i think i heard something yesterday about updating some code or something
19:38.24bigdog_ut"boot to the head" - what a classic
19:38.32mindjuju_but i thought it was for last night
19:38.39bigdog_utmacnewbold, u know if he got the server up
19:38.44mindjuju_yeha, have that song somewhere
19:38.49macnewboldhuh?
19:39.18macnewboldthere was something up that looked new a little while ago... this omrning
19:39.28macnewboldbut now I'm getting a mysql-no-worky  error
19:39.49macnewboldI bet wade's working on it. but he's not on irc or AIM/ICQ
19:39.58macnewboldI guess we could send him mail?
19:40.03macnewbold~seen wps
19:40.08jbotwps <~wps@208.186.134.102> was last seen on IRC in channel #byumug, 13h 53m 16s ago, saying: 'what is a PTR record?'.
19:40.08bigdog_utjust wondering
19:41.52mindjuju_bigdog_ut >> PROMOTED >> bigbrother_ut
19:41.58mindjuju_:)
19:42.14mindjuju_~pants bigdog_ut
19:42.16jbotACTION steals bigdog_ut's pants
19:43.17bigdog_ut~shoes mindjuju_
19:43.44mindjuju_ha!  your silly command have no effect on me!
19:44.01mindjuju_now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
19:44.06bigdog_utlol
19:44.10bigdog_ut~lart mindjuju_
19:44.19bigdog_uttake that
19:44.45mindjuju_~punch bigdog_ut
19:44.47jbotACTION hits bigdog_ut like the hot kiss and the end of a wet fist
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20:03.55bigdog_utjbot, what is bigdog_ut?
20:03.56jbotmethinks bigdog_ut is a big dog who turns around three times before falling asleep. in a van down by the river, or wants to be "Mullet-Man" -> professional up front, but one hell of a party in the back. an argentino bad boy
20:04.03bigdog_utjbot, what is mindjuju_?
20:04.05jbotbigdog_ut: what are you talking about?
20:04.09bigdog_utlol
20:04.26bigdog_utjbot, mindjuju_ is a big melvin.
20:04.27jbotokay, bigdog_ut
20:04.37mindjuju_i laugh at your paltry efforts!
20:04.46bigdog_utjbot, what is mindjuju_?
20:04.47jbot[mindjuju_] a big melvin.
20:05.03mindjuju_~pants bigdog_ut
20:05.08jbotACTION steals bigdog_ut's pants
20:05.08bigdog_ut~mindjuju_
20:05.10jbotmindjuju_ is, like, a big melvin.
20:05.17bigdog_utyeha
20:06.13bigdog_utjbot, factinfo mindjuju_
20:06.13jbotmindjuju_ -- created by bigdog_ut <~bigdog_ut@166.70.34.182> 1m 46s ago; it has been requested 2 times, last by bigdog_ut, 1m 3s ago.
20:06.37bigdog_utjbot, factstats author
20:06.49bigdog_utjbot, factstat author
20:07.30bigdog_utjbot, factstats
20:07.42bigdog_utjbot, factstats new
20:08.44bigdog_utjbot, mindjuju_ is a melvin| a loser| a sucker
20:08.45jbot...but mindjuju_ is already something else...
20:09.03bigdog_utjbot, forget mindjuju_
20:09.03jboti didn't have anything called 'mindjuju_ ' to forget, bigdog_ut
20:09.41bigdog_utno, jbot, x is a melvin|loser|sucker
20:09.50bigdog_utno, jbot, mindjuju_ is a melvin|loser|sucker
20:10.22bigdog_utjbot mindjuju_ is melvin|loser|sucker
20:10.23jbot...but mindjuju_ is already something else...
20:10.26bigdog_utlol
20:10.48bigdog_utjbot, mindjuju_ is also a loser
20:10.49jbotokay, bigdog_ut
20:11.06bigdog_utjbot, mindjuju_ is also a sucker
20:11.07jbotbigdog_ut: okay
20:11.24bigdog_ut~mindjuju_
20:11.25jbotextra, extra, read all about it, mindjuju_ is a big melvin. a loser, or a sucker
20:11.40bigdog_utmindjuju_, you get all that
20:11.52bigdog_utthe docs suck on all this
20:12.46bigdog_ut~factinfo mindjuju_
20:12.46jbotmindjuju_ -- last modified 1m 39s ago  by bigdog_ut!~bigdog_ut@166.70.34.182; it has been requested once, last by bigdog_ut, 1m 21s ago.
20:13.00bigdog_ut~factstats mindjuju_
20:13.20mindjuju_har har har
20:13.32bigdog_utjbot, tell mindjuju_ about mindjuju_
20:13.44bigdog_utyeah
20:13.55bigdog_utjbot, tell wps about mindjuju_
20:13.57mindjuju_jbot, spank bigdog_ut
20:13.59jbotACTION bends bigdog_ut over his knee and tatoos 'ibot' on bigdog_ut's pasty white buttocks.
20:14.39wpsdo you guys need a babysitter?
20:14.46bigdog_utmindjuju_, i just need to learn how to do those ones
20:15.04bigdog_uti dont know how to do the actions yet
20:15.09mindjuju_i just make them up and i've been lucky
20:15.11mindjuju_like
20:15.15mindjuju_~pants bigdog_ut
20:15.18jbotACTION steals bigdog_ut's pants
20:15.18bigdog_utmost of them are set
20:15.30mindjuju_~punch bigdog_ut
20:15.32jbotACTION hits bigdog_ut like the hot kiss and the end of a wet fist
20:15.33bigdog_utlike i created this one
20:15.36bigdog_ut~mindjuju_
20:15.37jbothmm... mindjuju_ is a big melvin. a loser, or a sucker
20:15.41mindjuju_yeah
20:15.44mindjuju_i wonder what
20:15.49mindjuju_~poke bigdog_ut
20:15.51jbotbut then who will poke the pokers, mindjuju_?
20:15.59mindjuju_lol
20:16.07bigdog_ut~forget mindjuju_
20:16.07jbotbigdog_ut: i forgot mindjuju_
20:16.10mindjuju_~jab bigdog_ut
20:16.14bigdog_ut~factoid pant
20:16.23bigdog_ut~factinfo pant
20:16.23jbotbigdog_ut: there's no such factoid as pant
20:16.32bigdog_ut~factinfo poke
20:16.32jbotthere's no such factoid as poke, bigdog_ut
20:16.48mindjuju_~commands
20:16.49mindjuju_~command
20:16.53bigdog_utnot sure how those are set
20:17.05mindjuju_~list
20:17.06jbotone warez list being sent
20:17.06mindjuju_~help
20:18.06mindjuju_~help
20:18.28bigdog_utmindjuju_, do /msg jbot help
20:18.38bigdog_utor jbot help
20:18.49mindjuju_jbot help
20:18.57mindjuju_help worked the other day
20:19.02bigdog_ut~help
20:19.09bigdog_utit worked for me
20:19.23bigdog_ut~nslookup uphpu.org
20:19.40bigdog_ut~wantnick mindjuju_
20:19.40jboterror: you do not have enough flags for that. (o required)
20:19.47macnewboldsites up now...
20:19.53mindjuju_hex bigdog_ut
20:20.04mindjuju_~hex bigdog_ut
20:20.04jbotbigdog_ut is 62 69 67 64 6F 67 5F 75 74
20:20.10macnewboldhttp://www.uphpu.org/
20:20.39bigdog_ut~news
20:21.03bigdog_ut~news add
20:21.33bigdog_ut~news add I am the BigDog!
20:21.45mindjuju_~news
20:22.04mindjuju_yup, your in the news
20:22.09mindjuju_now don't let it go to your head
20:22.09bigdog_ut~news text bigdog
20:22.15bigdog_ut~news
20:22.28bigdog_utnice
20:22.42bigdog_ut~news del
20:22.54bigdog_ut~news del 1
20:23.02bigdog_ut~news
20:23.24mindjuju_~help
20:23.40bigdog_ut~tell wps about mindjuju_
20:23.57bigdog_ut~wikipedia
20:24.10bigdog_ut~wiki mindjuju_
20:24.28mindjuju_~slang
20:24.29jbotA powerful interpreted language. URL: http://space.mit.edu/~davis/slang.html
20:24.29bigdog_ut~wiki uphpu
20:24.52mindjuju_~learn
20:24.53jbot[learn] the opposite of not learn, or something you do every day, apparently.
20:28.16bigdog_utjbot, mindjuju_ is <action> melvin
20:28.17jboti already had it that way, bigdog_ut
20:28.27bigdog_ut~mindjuju_
20:28.28jbotACTION melvin
20:29.06bigdog_utjbot, mindjuju_ is like <action> a melvin
20:29.07jbot...but mindjuju_ is already something else...
20:29.18bigdog_utjbot, forget mindjuju_
20:29.18jboti forgot mindjuju_, bigdog_ut
20:29.25bigdog_utjbot, mindjuju_ is like <action> a melvin
20:29.26jbotbigdog_ut: okay
20:29.29bigdog_ut~mindjuju_
20:29.30jboti heard mindjuju_ is like <action> a melvin
20:29.39bigdog_utjbot, forget mindjuju_
20:29.39jboti forgot mindjuju_, bigdog_ut
20:29.48bigdog_utjbot, mindjuju_ is like having a melvin
20:29.49jbotbigdog_ut: okay
20:29.53bigdog_ut~mindjuju_
20:29.54jboti guess mindjuju_ is like having a melvin
20:30.24bigdog_utjbot, forget mindjuju_
20:30.24jboti forgot mindjuju_, bigdog_ut
20:30.45optikal-lol
20:31.24bigdog_utjbot, help action overview
20:31.34bigdog_utjbot, help action
20:31.42optikal-enjoying yoruself?
20:32.02bigdog_utyeah
20:32.11optikal-hehe
20:32.22bigdog_utim waiting for my server...so i am being productive
20:32.38optikal-haha
20:34.15mindjuju_optikal, can I have a CSS mouseover that causes a picture to appear and disaappear?
20:34.29mindjuju_what css command do i look up?
20:35.02optikal-uhm
20:35.03optikal-well
20:35.07synicoptikal-: where's that color mixer page?
20:35.07optikal-yes u can..
20:35.11optikal-however, its not supported in ie
20:36.20optikal-synic: it appears as if their site is currently down
20:36.26synicd'oh.
20:36.30optikal-http://www.colormixer.tk/
20:37.08optikal-http://www.colormix.com/mixer2/
20:37.09optikal-theres one
20:37.26syniccool, thanks
20:37.28optikal-its takes a bit more skillz to use
20:37.33optikal-so u may have a problem with it..
20:37.36optikal-=P
20:38.10synic:P
20:45.03bigdog_ut~mindjuju
20:45.06jbotACTION slaps a melvin on your head
20:46.01mindjuju_you know what a melvin is, right?
20:46.13bigdog_uty
20:46.20mindjuju_k, what is it
20:46.28bigdog_ut~mindjuju
20:46.29jbotACTION slaps a melvin on your head
20:47.14mindjuju_no, bad dog.  when you pants somebody, that is when you pull their pants down.  when you melvin somebody is when you pull their underwear up, till something breaks, rips or collapses
20:47.26mindjuju_so you can't slap a melvin
20:47.31mindjuju_you perform a melvin
20:47.47bigdog_utyeah pull your underwear up over your head
20:47.47mindjuju_at least that is what it is in texas
20:48.07bigdog_utto slap is to do
20:48.55mindjuju_ah, much more clear now
20:48.55mindjuju_~bodyslam bigdog_ut
20:48.57jbotACTION  jumps off the high rope and lands on bigdog_ut  with a deafening thud
20:48.57mindjuju_~slam bigdog_ut
20:48.59jbotACTION slams bigdog_ut against a large cement Tux
20:49.19bigdog_uti just need to figure out how to get the nick in there
20:49.24mindjuju_~clothesline bigdog_ut
20:49.47mindjuju_~slap bigdog_ut
20:49.49jbotACTION slaps bigdog_ut, keep your grubby fingers to yourself!
20:50.09bigdog_ut~slap mindjuju_
20:50.13jbotACTION slaps mindjuju_, keep your grubby fingers to yourself!
20:50.30mindjuju_~abuse bigdog_ut
20:50.32jbotACTION smacks bigdog_ut across the face. "Take that, Bitch!"
20:56.44bigdog_ut~melvin mindjuju_
20:56.54bigdog_ut~melvin
20:56.55jbotgrabs and pulls your underwear until you scream
20:57.12mindjuju_hey, that's pretty good!
20:57.52mindjuju_now program nuggie
20:58.05bigdog_utwhat you want for it
20:58.15bigdog_uti cant get the nick passed yet
20:58.51mindjuju_<doer>grabs<victim>'s head and rubs it with his knuckles
20:59.31bigdog_uti cant get that info to pass
20:59.44bigdog_utdoer and victims...i am looking but can find info on it
21:00.56mindjuju_how do you spell that sound from the 3 stooges where it was like knuck or nuck or something like that
21:01.06mindjuju_and the guy would grab the other guy's nose
21:01.10bigdog_utnuk, nuk, nuk
21:01.24jsmithnyuk
21:01.31mindjuju_we oughta put in a whole ton of 3 stooges things in there
21:01.53bigdog_utlol
21:01.55bigdog_utyeah
21:01.56mindjuju_hey, were did you find the programming convention?
21:02.10bigdog_uti didnt find it...i just have been messing around
21:02.13mindjuju_i'll put them in tonight, though it might be a little past midnight when i have a chance
21:02.17bigdog_utstumbled onto it
21:02.47bigdog_ut~melvin
21:02.48jbotgrabs and pulls your underwear until you scream
21:02.57bigdog_ut~forget melvin
21:02.57jboti forgot melvin, bigdog_ut
21:07.57bigdog_ut~cookie
21:10.15bigdog_ut~quote ETS
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21:19.47bigdog_ut~fishslap
21:20.19bigdog_ut~fishslap bigdog_ut
21:20.21jbotACTION slaps bigdog_ut up side the head with a wet fish.
21:20.44TimRiker~literal cmd: fishslap (.*?)
21:20.45jbot"CMD: fishslap (.*?)" is "($who): <action> slaps $who up side the head with a wet fish."
21:20.55TimRiker~literal cmd: foo (.*?)
21:21.22TimRikerjbot: foo $who is <action> whacks $who up side the head with a foo.
21:21.24jbotokay, TimRiker
21:21.29TimRiker~foo bigdog_ut
21:21.31jbotACTION whacks bigdog_ut up side the head with a foo.
21:21.44TimRiker~literal cmd: foo (.*?)
21:21.45jbot"CMD: foo (.*?)" is "($who): <action> whacks $who up side the head with a foo."
21:22.06TimRikerjbot: forget cmd: foo (.*?)
21:22.06jboti forgot CMD: foo (.*?), TimRiker
21:22.20TimRikernot the friendliest interface, but it works.
21:22.31mindjuju_how do you ask jbot for all the commands jbot knows
21:22.48TimRiker~status
21:22.49jbotSince Thu Feb 10 16:34:43 2005, there have been 33 modifications, 84 questions, 0 dunnos, 0 morons and 144 commands.  I have been awake for 4h 48m 5s this session, and currently reference 108061 factoids.  I'm using about 13084 kB of memory. With 0 active forks. Process time user/system 406.94/92.28 child 45.85/5.91
21:23.00TimRikerhe knows 108061 factoids.
21:23.06TimRikeryou want all of them?
21:23.10bigdog_uty
21:23.14bigdog_utor a list
21:23.36TimRikerno method. it would take forever. there is a search though
21:23.47TimRiker~listkeys (.*?)
21:23.58TimRikerjbot: listkeys (.*?)
21:24.16TimRikerthere are 629 commands. still a lot.
21:25.24TimRiker~literal CMD: inform (.*?) that (.*?)
21:25.25jbot"CMD: inform (.*?) that (.*?)" is "($nick,$nick): $blah is <reply> $nick: $nick is $blah"
21:26.00TimRikerwell that's a silly one, but you get the idea.
21:26.26TimRiker~blootbot
21:26.27jbotfrom memory, blootbot is an IRC bot written in perl decended from infobot. Hosted on SF. Patches welcome, submit on SF or mailto:Tim@Rikers.org, or http://blootbot.sourceforge.net/,.  I am a blootbot
21:41.03bigdog_ut~melvin mindjuju_
21:41.05jbotACTION pulls mindjuju_ underwear up to the ceiling...and smiles
21:41.50bigdog_ut~puttyslap mindjuju_
21:41.52jbotACTION rolls a large, Guru blue puttybat and whacks mindjuju_
21:42.45bigdog_ut~mock mindjuju_
21:42.47jbotACTION pulls mindjuju_'s pants down and shows the world mindjuju_'s pink spotted underwear
21:43.07bigdog_utliteral cmd: mock (.*?)
21:43.10bigdog_ut~literal cmd: mock (.*?)
21:43.11jbot"CMD: mock (.*?)" is "($who): <action> pulls $who's pants down and shows the world $who's pink spotted underwear"
21:47.50bigdog_ut~listkeys melvin
21:48.15bigdog_ut~listvalues melvin
22:07.11bigdog_ut~melvin wps
22:07.13jbotACTION pulls wps underwear up to the ceiling...and smiles
22:07.46bigdog_ut~shag bigdog_ut
22:07.48jbotACTION gives bigdog_ut a good seeing to
22:07.55bigdog_utlol
22:08.05wpsoh my
22:08.09wpsthis is out of hand
22:08.46bigdog_ut~fishslap wps
22:08.49jbotACTION slaps wps up side the head with a wet fish.
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22:29.17*** topic/#uphpu by wps -> Utah PHP Users Group | uphpu.org
22:29.49bigdog_ut~listkeys monkey
22:30.19bigdog_ut~brass monkey
22:30.21jbotPHP scripts that let you maintain an online journal. URL: http://personal.bellsouth.net/lig/z/z/zztzed/brassmonkey/
22:30.38bigdog_utjbot, brass monkey
22:30.39jbotPHP scripts that let you maintain an online journal. URL: http://personal.bellsouth.net/lig/z/z/zztzed/brassmonkey/
22:30.53bigdog_utjbot, exegetical fish monkey
22:30.54jbotYou can connect to the Exegetical Fish Monkey over TCP/IP and ask it if words are in the dictionary.. URL: http://uts.cc.utexas.edu/~blanu/efm/efm.tar.gz
22:41.24optikal-anyone interested in a pythol vs java speed comparison?
22:41.29optikal-s/pythol/python
22:41.43bigdog_uty
22:44.27synicoptikal-: after he finishes it, yes.
22:44.46synicor did he?
22:44.52optikal-it is.
22:45.52bigdog_utoptikal, just wants to get me fired
22:46.13optikal-haha
22:48.10mindjuju_boy, i'm sure out of date
22:48.11mindjuju_http://www.thesource4ym.com/teenlingo/index.asp
22:49.53mindjuju_duckets
22:49.53mindjuju_1. money.  "Yo dawg, I ain't got no duckets.  Hook me up!"
22:52.21optikal-naah.. your not out of date, you just dont speak retarded street ebonics
22:52.50optikal-badunkadunk is the best street lingo tho
22:52.54optikal-lol
22:53.07mindjuju_yeha, i saw that one!
22:53.09mindjuju_hilarious!
22:53.12optikal-hehe yah
22:56.14bigdog_utonion is nice
22:57.22mindjuju_for sheezy!
23:08.31*** part/#uphpu TimRiker (~timr@TimRiker.active.supporter.pdpc)
23:11.25*** join/#uphpu optikal_ (~optikal@67-40-118-81.slkc.uswest.net)
23:15.47*** part/#uphpu mindjuju_ (~mindjuju@63.226.104.67)
23:21.04bigdog_ut~listvalues boot
23:21.20bigdog_ut~listkeys boot
23:21.49bigdog_ut~melvin wps
23:21.51jbotACTION pulls wps underwear up to the ceiling...and smiles
23:22.01wpsno again
23:22.07wpsnot again
23:22.24macnewbold~melvin--
23:22.45wpsmy name is going to change from Mr. Sexy pants to Mr. Wedgy Pants
23:22.59bigdog_utjbot: what is wps?
23:23.01jbothmm... wps is Mr. Sexy Pants, or falls asleep at the computer alot, or wade
23:23.15bigdog_ut~forget wps
23:23.15jbotbigdog_ut: i forgot wps
23:23.28bigdog_utjbot: wps is Mr. Wedgy Pants
23:23.29jbotokay, bigdog_ut
23:23.43bigdog_ut~wps
23:23.44jbotwps is probably Mr. Wedgy Pants
23:23.46wpshis
23:23.59bigdog_ut~literal wps
23:24.00jbot"wps" is "Mr. Wedgy Pants"
23:24.18bigdog_utjbot, forget bigdog_ut
23:24.18jboti forgot bigdog_ut, bigdog_ut
23:24.43bigdog_utdude jbot got pissed at me
23:26.23optikal_hehe
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23:37.40bigdog_ut~melvin drip
23:37.42jbotACTION pulls drip underwear up to the ceiling...and smiles
23:38.09bigdog_ut~fishslap drip
23:38.11jbotACTION slaps drip up side the head with a wet fish.
23:38.22bigdog_ut~lart drip
23:38.28bigdog_ut~lobotomy drip
23:38.30jbotACTION pulls out a rusty saw to perform a lobotomy on drip
23:38.46dripdo it again!!!
23:38.46bigdog_ut~unlobotomy drip
23:44.45bigdog_ut~slap scottj
23:44.47jbotACTION slaps scottj, keep your grubby fingers to yourself!
23:46.12drip~lart bigdog_ut
23:47.51bigdog_ut~seen dataw0lf
23:47.53jbotdataw0lf <~dataw0lf@dataw0lf.org> was last seen on IRC in channel #uphpu, 1d 53m 34s ago, saying: 'http://www.ubuntuforums.org/forumdisplay.php?f=6'.
23:57.13bigdog_ut~bodyslam drip
23:57.16jbotACTION  jumps off the high rope and lands on drip  with a deafening thud
23:59.13bigdog_ut~listkeys slap
23:59.30bigdog_ut~duckslap drip
23:59.32jbotACTION hauls drip up by the scruff of the neck and spanks him until he waddles.
23:59.59bigdog_ut~balloonslap drip

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