IRC log for #sporewiki on 20160907

00:33.18DrodoEmpireA West African kingdom's occupying what's left of Portugal o.O
00:33.27DrodoEmpireIn my EUIV game
00:36.46*** join/#sporewiki Dinolion92 (6028a95e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.96.40.169.94)
01:29.38*** join/#sporewiki ghostlight (~ghostligh@ec2-54-187-97-144.us-west-2.compute.amazonaws.com)
02:33.20DrodoEmpirehttps://i.gyazo.com/eb20b6fe80d5dae51be2fec05a608c87.png Oh dear
04:09.23*** join/#sporewiki Dinolion92 (6028a95e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.96.40.169.94)
05:55.33*** join/#sporewiki Tybusen (44053b94@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.5.59.148)
05:56.02TybusenHello
06:10.23*** join/#sporewiki Liquid_Ink (79d0cd9d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.121.208.205.157)
07:34.59dromAgh
07:35.03dromWormy isn't here!
08:15.38*** join/#sporewiki Ghelae (1f32d316@gateway/web/freenode/ip.31.50.211.22)
08:15.38*** mode/#sporewiki [+o Ghelae] by ChanServ
09:20.46*** join/#sporewiki Xho (97e0b138@gateway/web/freenode/ip.151.224.177.56)
09:20.52Xhoasdfghklasjd
09:23.59Liquid_InkGesundheit
09:24.27XhoI've been told there's a spider in the bathroom
09:24.31XhoAnd I need to use the bathroom
09:24.39Xhoarachnophobia kills
09:27.05Liquid_InkDamn
09:36.56XhoOn the plus side I'm expecting my new desktop within the next two hours
09:37.26Liquid_InkNeat
09:57.47Xhobig ass machine of destruction
10:41.54XhoWell it's here
10:41.56XhoAnd it's heavy af
10:45.14Liquid_InkYey
11:12.33XhoWell it works
11:12.42XhoThe only issue is that I don't have an internet connection
11:12.46XhoGonna have to go out and buy an adapter
11:31.06*** join/#sporewiki Monet (~Monet47@82-132-217-113.dab.02.net)
11:31.57MonetHi
11:47.05*** join/#sporewiki Monet2 (~Monet47@82-132-217-113.dab.02.net)
11:59.25*** join/#sporewiki Monet (~Monet47@cpc90522-gill20-2-0-cust960.20-1.cable.virginm.net)
12:00.30*** join/#sporewiki OluapPlayer (b164faee@gateway/web/freenode/ip.177.100.250.238)
12:00.30*** mode/#sporewiki [+o OluapPlayer] by ChanServ
12:00.44MonetHeylo
12:00.54XhoHi
12:01.03XhoMe new desktop has arrived
12:01.09Monetsweet
12:01.10*** join/#sporewiki Tek0516 (uid149600@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-sltqblbihoaszrkk)
12:01.15XhoFirst off it's fucking huge and equally fucking heavy
12:01.26XhoSecond off I need to go out into town to get a network adapter because it needs one
12:01.28XhoSo bbl
12:02.35OluapPlayerHi and bye fuk u
12:02.45MonetHeh
12:09.25*** join/#sporewiki ImpyDroid (~Anders@195.19.236.115)
12:09.54ImpyDroidHi
12:11.25ImpyDroidXho_Out: Gimme a female Zhulultu name
12:12.32OluapPlayerHe's out
12:12.45OluapPlayerAnd Zhulultu are genderless
12:12.53ImpyDroidOh
12:13.15ImpyDroidJust a Zhulultu name then
12:13.44MonetBubultu
12:24.20*** join/#sporewiki ImpyDroid2 (~Anders@195.19.236.115)
12:37.13DrodoEmpiretest
12:55.24*** join/#sporewiki ImpyDroid (~Anders@195.19.236.115)
12:56.04*** join/#sporewiki Xho (97e0b138@gateway/web/freenode/ip.151.224.177.56)
12:56.21SpuAlright new desktop is a go
12:56.29SpuYou can kick the Xho_Out account now
12:56.33*** kick/#sporewiki [Xho_Out!b164faee@gateway/web/freenode/ip.177.100.250.238] by OluapPlayer (wibble)
12:56.37OluapPlayeri kill u
12:57.02Xhoded
12:59.07XhoNOT USED TO 4K MONITOR ANYMORE
12:59.10XhoAACK
12:59.19OluapPlayerlrn 2 4
12:59.34Xhoscrubs
13:22.51DrodoEmpiretest
13:37.59XhoWell I can get a semi-decent download speed out of this adapter
13:38.06Xhomoar spoar pls
13:38.36*** join/#sporewiki Hachiman (5aff325c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.90.255.50.92)
13:38.37HachimanHi
13:38.43OluapPlayerspure
13:38.46OluapPlayerew shoo
13:39.09*** join/#sporewiki ImpyDroid2 (~Anders@host-179-156-66-217.spbmts.ru)
13:52.23XhoThis thing has fans everywhere
13:52.32XhoI count six
13:53.02OluapPlayerComputer so powerful it takes flight
13:57.43*** join/#sporewiki ImpyDroid (~Anders@95.140.92.175)
14:10.53XhoWell Spore works fine
14:14.23Tek0516Gotta love classes with "optional" textbooks. Because of course I can spend $200 on something I don't need and won't use.
14:14.55Xhowut
14:16.15Tek0516Xho: Yes. Some profs assign $200 optional extra textbooks that you won't use for the course.
14:18.20MonetMuneh
14:18.27*** join/#sporewiki Imperios (~Imperios@95.140.92.175)
14:19.07Monethow come textbooks cost so much
14:19.25Tek0516Publisher and retailer monopolies.
14:20.50Tek0516No competition and people need to buy the specific version. They can charge whatever they want.
14:21.17DrodoEmpirehttps://i.makeagif.com/media/8-25-2015/o7TOxn.gif
14:21.54ImperiosDrodoEmpire: Answered your /pol/ guy
14:22.38DrodoEmpireAnswered with something even more /pol/ish <.<
14:22.41ImperiosAlso how many people would you have the Nazis killed overall? Including war deaths, not just the concentration camps
14:23.08DrodoEmpireI'd have the nazis kill no one, if that were my call...? o.O
14:23.25DrodoEmpire("how many people would you have the Nazis killed overall" is very confusing)
14:23.33DrodoEmpireIf you mean total deaths
14:23.44DrodoEmpireWell, the Holocaust killed closer to eleven million people
14:23.58HachimanOnly those who deserved it
14:23.58DrodoEmpireNot six million, that was the number of Jewish victims
14:24.05Hachimanliek dem greedy jews
14:24.11DrodoEmpire<.<
14:24.14DrodoEmpireAnyway
14:24.32DrodoEmpireI dunno
14:24.54DrodoEmpireThe nazis were probably directly or indirectly responsible for some forty million deaths, terrible stuff
14:25.10MonetWasn't Marks and Spencer established by two Jewish men?
14:25.14DrodoEmpireNot sure though, as I believe the casualty-count for WWII was something like 60-70 million
14:27.35XhoWell this desktop just made 4096 textures its bitch
14:27.40XhoLet's try something higher
14:29.09XhoDoesn't like 8192 however
14:31.56XhoOkay it doesn't really like 4096 that much either although it runs without fps drop
14:32.04Xhomeh keep it at 2048 tehn
14:32.06Xhothen
14:32.39*** join/#sporewiki Jepardi (591b4d42@gateway/web/freenode/ip.89.27.77.66)
14:32.40JepardiHi
14:34.03*** join/#sporewiki Wormy_ (516c282b@gateway/web/freenode/ip.81.108.40.43)
14:34.30MonetHello
14:40.33Wormy_hi
14:43.10Xhohttp://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/0/0b/TwoZhulultu.png/revision/latest?cb=20160907144207 Return of the Graphics
14:43.49OluapPlayertop shiny
14:44.09MonetPhworrh
14:45.35Hachimannoice
14:46.00OluapPlayermake new tandava pls
14:49.14XhoSee what comes to mind
14:49.15Xhohm
14:50.43XhoAlso I found out that texture thing I was on about was actually due to Darkspore textures on core parts
14:50.52XhoIt's an option under 9.r to have them which is good
14:51.00MonetCool
14:51.50*** join/#sporewiki ImpyDroid2 (~Anders@95.140.92.175)
14:52.20OluapPlayerI prefer the core textures
14:52.27OluapPlayerDarkspore ones make the game look weird to me
14:55.17XhoFair enough
14:55.18XhoI don't like the core textures because to me it doesn't make the model look fluid enough
14:56.18ImperiosXho: Dat neon blue
15:31.57Tek0516Oh, just noticed Spore is one sale.
15:36.18*** join/#sporewiki Charles_Murray (c0f6eafb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.192.246.234.251)
15:38.55XhoOluapPlayer: http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/c/c0/Tandava2016.png/revision/latest?cb=20160907153743
15:39.10OluapPlayerebul
15:39.18OluapPlayerUpload PNG so I can Sekhman pls
15:39.24OluapPlayermake*
15:39.29Xhohttp://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/f/ff/Tandava_Xhodocto.png/revision/latest?cb=20160907153412
15:39.33HachimanHis pose looks like he's just told a joke and is waiting for people to laugh like "eh, eh"
15:39.41OluapPlayerThat was quick
15:39.42OluapPlayergud spu
15:39.47XhoTandava - mass genocide                Angazhar - KEK
15:40.12OluapPlayerSantorakh - i dont get it         Tandava - also cheese          Santorakh - OOOOOOOOOOO
15:41.30XhoI might delete the Tandava page and affix a new sub section under the Xhodocto page
15:41.35XhoOr have it deleted
15:42.09TechnobliteratorAMA coming in a couple hours :o
15:42.12TechnobliteratorUntil then, bbl
15:42.23OluapPlayer>hours
15:42.25OluapPlayerabsoutely haram
15:44.07XhoAMA
15:44.10Xhowut dat
15:44.16OluapPlayerAsk Me Anything
15:44.22Xhodouble wut dat
15:44.27OluapPlayerAn interview
15:44.28HachimanQ&A
15:44.34Xhofor who tho
15:44.40HachimanURO
15:44.45OluapPlayerOne of Jo's fiction characters
15:44.50Xhorite
15:45.39DrodoEmpireTech: yuy
15:45.40DrodoEmpire:
15:45.41DrodoEmpire:D
15:46.30DrodoEmpirehttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/SporeWiki:Fiction_Universe/Universal_Discussion_Board#.E2.80.A2LIVE:Political_Violence.2C_conflict_ahead_of_Drodo_Imperial_Election - In the meantime, French people getting mugged and stages being hijacked by communists
15:47.45*** join/#sporewiki dino82_ (52b0ddef@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.176.221.239)
15:47.50dino82_h
15:47.56DrodoEmpireHi
15:48.03MonetHi
15:48.27Charles_MurrayHey dino!
15:48.34Xhoh
15:48.43OluapPlayerAAAA
15:48.55Xhowut
15:49.45OluapPlayerWell I can't open the PNG
15:49.47OluapPlayerIt crashes my game
15:49.55OluapPlayerCocks and balls to that
15:49.57Xho2muchpowa
15:50.24XhoI have different addons in 9.r
15:50.32OluapPlayerMight be the reason
15:51.36OluapPlayerGuess i'll just use the generic Tandava pic
15:51.38Hachimanpenis and also dicke and balls
15:51.38OluapPlayertop disgust
15:52.49Xhohttp://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/b/b8/Xho9rSettings.png/revision/latest?cb=20160907155232 Those are the packages I use
15:53.51OluapPlayerYeah you got some stuff that I don't
15:59.04*** join/#sporewiki Treebeard (52068dfd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.6.141.253)
15:59.28ImperiosXho: http://cs4.pikabu.ru/post_img/2015/04/03/11/1428084663_545249616.jpg "TFW when died and realised you don't have to go to work tomorrow"
15:59.47Xhofeels god
15:59.50Xhogood evne
15:59.51Xhoman
16:00.07XhoMy download speed is suffering atm
16:04.29XhoMight get a router come pay day
16:04.38Xhobitches hoggin' my download speeds
16:04.55OluapPlayerspeedo
16:05.37XhoRight now I'm peaking at 3.8 MB/sec and averaging 2
16:05.43XhoFrequently dipping down to 0
16:06.18OluapPlayerXho: Is Sethzak supposed to have done anything note-worthy in the War of Ages?
16:06.27OluapPlayerOr any other story for that matter
16:06.31XhoI believe he was responsible for killing Tadjamad or Telfar
16:06.35Xhoone of those two
16:06.41XhoImperios: which one was it
16:06.51ImperiosTelfar
16:07.01OluapPlayerI thought Telfar got killed by zambies
16:07.06ImperiosThat's Tadj
16:07.10OluapPlayeragh
16:07.16ImperiosI actually imagined Seth hated Radeons
16:07.28ImperiosAnd was like the leaders of the Xhod invasion force in darkspace
16:07.33Imperios*leader
16:07.33OluapPlayerDid that happen in the War of Ages?
16:07.36ImperiosYep
16:07.43OluapPlayerrito
16:08.00ImperiosHe was supposed to be some sort of priest originally
16:08.07ImperiosSo he would be like "FUCKERS I AM GOING TO OUTALLAH YOU"
16:08.20Xhocheese akbar
16:08.34dino82_:D
16:09.00OluapPlayerSethzak - rats are haram
16:09.03XhoOluapPlayer: You could ask me to make Sethzak for you u dunce m80
16:09.18OluapPlayerI could but I didn't know if you were willing so
16:09.22OluapPlayerI wouldn't mind if you did tho
16:09.34XhoI'll do it once TF2's installed
16:09.43XhoWhich is between now - never
16:09.44OluapPlayerReally all I was gonna do in Spore was get the Tandava PNG and paint it white
16:09.51OluapPlayerYou might be able to make something better
16:10.06OluapPlayerWell, not might, Will.
16:10.07XhoI might as well do Dhazhrak in the time as well
16:10.09OluapPlayer.*
16:10.17dino82_Dhazhrak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P
16:10.32Xhoegad
16:10.32OluapPlayerlel
16:10.55OluapPlayerImperios: So I take you were the one who came up with Sethzak originally
16:11.04ImperiosYup
16:11.08*** join/#sporewiki Wormy_ (516c282b@gateway/web/freenode/ip.81.108.40.43)
16:11.12OluapPlayerHope you don't mind me taking over
16:11.14Wormy_hi
16:11.23ImperiosWell
16:11.23MonetHi
16:11.31ImperiosCan I contribute as well?
16:11.39OluapPlayerSure
16:11.55ImperiosNah I don't mind then
16:12.01OluapPlayerJust need to keep in mind the current Xhodocto behavior
16:12.01Wormy_So how does fiction reading day work?
16:12.13OluapPlayerTechnobliterator: answer dat
16:12.26XhoI believe                         we all read fiction
16:12.42OluapPlayerafaik we take turns posting our fiction for others to read
16:12.54Wormy_Any fiction, or does it go through a selection process so we don't get bogged?
16:13.05XhoI'd say we pick five to read
16:13.25OluapPlayerYou should leave that for when Jo is here since she's the one organizing this
16:13.44Wormy_I wonder whether I should try and  finish Wormulon/Recent Works in time for that, then
16:14.40HachimanOluapPlayer: If a vampire is decapitated, does it die?
16:14.52OluapPlayerKoldenweltian vampire?
16:14.56HachimanYeah
16:15.01OluapPlayerNo
16:15.06Xhodeer gawd
16:15.19OluapPlayerThey only die via heart destruction
16:15.22Wormy_imagines it biting someone bodyless
16:15.32HachimanSo, if a vampire has its heart damaged, can it decapitate itself and, if it finds a way to relocate its head, survive to regrow its body?
16:15.57OluapPlayerThe decapitated head is dead, the body isn't
16:16.02HachimanAh right
16:16.08OluapPlayerThe body - where the heart is - can grow a new head
16:16.26OluapPlayerProbably hurts like absolute fuck though
16:18.32OluapPlayerImperios: You can contribute a top quote :v
16:26.32ImperiosOluapPlayer: "He appeared, and our weapons rusted and corroded. Our tanks and ships broke down. Our flesh itself thinned and rotted and blood became slick and slimy. But faith endured, somehow. Never before has Spode felt so close, so... real. When the force of absolute evil appeared, one was bound to believe that its opposite existed too. At least, we all hoped it did." - Clericarch Tadjamad
16:26.51Imperios*before had Spode
16:27.18OluapPlayerThanks
16:27.33OluapPlayerDid he do anything in specific other than explode Telfar?
16:28.30ImperiosHe held his soul captive for a while I believe
16:28.44ImperiosIn previous canon Telfar became a Nar so maybe they could be involved
16:28.54ImperiosMaybe he tortured him for a while until the Nars intervened
16:29.26OluapPlayerSethzak - suddenly cats
16:30.17Xhohttp://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/4/4d/Sethzak2016.png/revision/latest?cb=20160907162938 icy
16:30.44OluapPlayerSethzak - my ice cream tastes like chaos and hellfire
16:33.15*** join/#sporewiki Monet_2 (~Monet47@cpc90522-gill20-2-0-cust960.20-1.cable.virginm.net)
16:42.26HachimanI wonder about the possibility of Sylits using other Essences
16:43.12DrodoEmpireFucking shitdicks
16:43.21DrodoEmpireAragon got a Personal Union over me
16:43.24DrodoEmpireOn EUIV
16:43.28HachimanOuch
16:44.03DrodoEmpireYeah >.< Now I need to rally a ton of people to support independence before they get the chance to inherit my entire empire
16:44.04Xhohttp://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/5/5e/Dhazhrak2016.png/revision/latest?cb=20160907164142 Dhazhrak
16:44.18HachimanXho: I really like the fact Tandava have tails now
16:44.19DrodoEmpireOoh nice
16:44.39XhoTandava are basically just lesser Xhodocto now
16:44.49XhoStill got the godly image but can be beaten up
16:45.24Monet_PCHachiman: Most other species in the universe can only use Elemental.
16:45.28OluapPlayerDhazhrak - make fun of my dress now bitch i dare you
16:45.35HachimanTrue
16:46.22Monet_PCHard to imagine this Dhazhrak in a dress. He looks very intimidating in that pose.
16:46.40HachimanI can imagine him in some like fancy, revealing dark robes
16:46.48HachimanSomething still flamboyant
16:47.27HachimanMonet: I mean like, say a Sylit was offered the opportunity to use Dream energy by Hachi or something; would they consider using an Essence other than Elemental to be heinous considering it'd separate them from the Flame?
16:47.38HachimanUnless Elemental can be used in tandem with other Essences
16:48.28OluapPlayerNo reason why not
16:48.35OluapPlayerUnless it's bad demon essences
16:48.48Monet_PCI think Elemental can be used in tandem with other energies.
16:49.07Monet_PCIt's the most natural of all the essences.
16:51.08*** join/#sporewiki Charles_Bot (uid94017@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-oafrtqtlbltumcsu)
16:52.20ImperiosWormy_: https://archive-media.nyafuu.org/wsr/image/1467/29/1467293300993.png
16:54.30*** join/#sporewiki Quark8 (49c685a7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.73.198.133.167)
16:54.31Quark8Hello.
16:55.07XhoHi
16:55.11XhoSomeone gimme a quote for the Tandava
16:55.13DrodoEmpireOh wow lol
16:55.27DrodoEmpireApparently I have my ruler as a general, despite the fact he's dead...? o.O
16:55.50OluapPlayerzambie
16:55.51DrodoEmpireYeah it still lists "Henri de Trastamara I" as a usable general
16:55.53DrodoEmpire^
16:57.16TechnobliteratorOluapPlayer, answer wat
16:57.32OluapPlayerjesus learn to read
16:57.48OluapPlayerWormy asked what Fiction Reading Day will be like
16:58.26Technobliteratoroh
16:59.21TechnobliteratorWormy_, it'll be a highlighted thread post, in which I'll link to several fictions in bullet point form, and instead of editing our own stuff, we read them and discuss them on that thread or on the IRC
16:59.36TechnobliteratorThe UDB etc will be open, but we'll just ask users to look at other things rather than work on their own projects
16:59.49XhoSomeone gimme a quote for the Tandava pls
17:00.02Monet_PCDrodo: New Civ announcement: Harald Hadrada for Norway.
17:00.08DrodoEmpireOoh cool
17:00.30ImperiosWho that?
17:00.41OluapPlayerI'm busy with Sethhhhhhh
17:00.45OluapPlayerask Hachi hur
17:01.01Monet_PCI don't know much about him other than that he got his butt kicked by Harold Godwinson trying to conquer England.
17:01.18Hachiman"I HAVE TO FIND THE WHALES"
17:01.26HachimanIn seriousness, lemme think
17:01.38Monet_PCHe failed where William of Normandy succeeded.
17:02.11Quark8He also unsuccessfully claimed the Danish throne.
17:03.30Monet_PCFailed in the art of conquest twice.
17:09.18OluapPlayerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Sethzak oluap does a xhodocto
17:10.29XhoNijusi - fuk
17:15.19Xhogud page tho
17:15.37OluapPlayeri did a right
17:16.12Monet_PCInteresting how he likes watching bloodshed more than he does taking part.
17:16.41Xhohttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Xhodocto#The_Tandava I did this in that meantime
17:16.51HachimanI like how he prefers to limit himself during combat
17:17.02OluapPlayerIt's the other way around
17:17.07OluapPlayerHe likes being there in person
17:17.18Hachiman"Lords of the Hyperuranion"
17:17.20Hachimanhyper onion
17:17.34XhoSantorakh - COOK THAT BITCH
17:17.45OluapPlayerWAT R YE DOIN
17:17.56OluapPlayerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqojuDhclWo coincidentally I was just watching this
17:18.38HachimanOh God
17:18.42Xhokek
17:18.49ImperiosOluapPlayer: Yiy
17:19.17Monet_PCBeing there in person but not always doing the killing?
17:19.53OluapPlayerHe's there and does the killing
17:20.03OluapPlayerBut unlike Angazhar he likes ordering armies to follow him as he does it
17:21.54Technobliteratorhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/SporeWiki:Fiction_Universe/Universal_Discussion_Board#I_AM_DA_NEX_PRESIDENT_OF_URO._ASK_ME_ANYTHIN.21 \o/
17:21.59OluapPlayerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fey6ZMddmhY Santorakh bothers Angazhar while Krath watches
17:23.54DrodoEmpireTech: yuy
17:24.27OluapPlayerasked
17:25.55Technobliteratorreplied
17:26.52XhoMessaged
17:27.08Monet_PC"now im currently pollin at 15%, i dunno wat dat meens but da chikz tell me dat dats OVA A DOZEN, so im gonna be nex president." lol
17:28.18OluapPlayerAlso I just noticed shitty monkey meme
17:28.23OluapPlayerZr'Ahgloth doesn't get my vote
17:28.32HachimanI mean
17:28.36Hachiman15% isn't bad
17:31.12Monet_PCDepends on how many candidates there are
17:31.29Technobliteratorhe wins 99% of the Loron vote
17:32.01TechnobliteratorTuolog's probably around 52%, since he's the guy who will actually win
17:32.10Technobliteratoralso replied
17:32.40Xhoreplied to that as well
17:33.57DrodoEmpireI posted
17:34.25Monet_PC"I will smash all the dumbos that dun't like me"
17:34.42OluapPlayerinb4 the 1% voted for Hagto'Zhl because they couldn't tell the difference
17:34.45DrodoEmpirehur
17:38.16XhoOluapPlayer: quoted Sethzak
17:38.21OluapPlayernito
17:41.37Monet_PCPosted
17:44.07Xhohttps://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t35.0-12/14285273_1376295525731358_588721471_o.jpg?oh=74f4584d29e54fe301c1648f5581b86b&oe=57D24250 Finally got a pic of the new desktop
17:44.15XhoBear in mind that's a 28" monitor
17:45.07OluapPlayerHUGE man
17:47.03Monet_PCNicccce
17:47.56Technobliteratorreplied to all
17:48.37OluapPlayerYou didn't reply to Xeron blah
17:48.52Technobliteratoroh whoops
17:49.33HachimanI can imaging Hachi trying to run an AMA and nobody taking any interest hur
17:50.00OluapPlayerExcept Hachi is a very well known celebrity
17:50.15DrodoEmpire"why don't you kys >:D"
17:50.30Technobliteratorresponded
17:50.44DrodoEmpireBut nah I see it being popular
17:52.57OluapPlayerI can see Hachi plushies being a thing
17:53.09HachimanThat'd be cute
17:53.15OluapPlayerNu owns 20
17:53.34XhoNu - maybe        maybe not
17:53.36Monet_PCNu - I er...use them as punchbags.
17:53.36*** join/#sporewiki Quark8 (49c685a7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.73.198.133.167)
17:53.37Quark8Hello.
17:54.02OluapPlayerAlso Technobliterator I bet you expected me to do what I'm doing hur
17:54.26Technobliteratorlmao
17:54.35DrodoEmpireOluap: worse, Hachi body pillows <.<
17:54.44OluapPlayer[internal screaming]
17:54.48DrodoEmpirehur
17:55.22Monet_PCReplace Pikachu with Hachis http://blog.fromjapan.co.jp/en/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Pokemon-Plush-Pikachu-Victini-Snivy-Tohoku-version.jpg throw Nu int othat store
17:55.30Hachiman>Plushies are a thing     >Dakimakura are a thing     >Action figures aren't because he's too cute
17:55.49DrodoEmpirehur
17:56.34Monet_PCI think Hachi can claim royalties on Hachi-themed merhandise.
17:57.39ImperiosHachi dakimakura I personbally can imagine
17:57.52ImperiosExcept he still wouldn't get laid
17:57.57DrodoEmpireolol
17:58.01HachimanAverage buyers are actually weird Borealis aliens
17:58.45OluapPlayerWranploer - what you looking at           a hermaphrodite beast has needs
17:59.40XhoKicath - absolutely haram
17:59.50Monet_PC"don't ask don't tell"
18:00.19DrodoEmpireViran - *stuff something in closet* yeah how vile <.<
18:00.23OluapPlayerIt's been a while since I had Ark give the airlock line to someone
18:00.25OluapPlayerFeels good hur
18:03.26HachimanI should probably show off one or two of Hachi's students next time he's in a 2810s fic
18:03.35DrodoEmpireThat'd be cool
18:03.38HachimanOr somewhere around that time
18:04.48HachimanI actually wonder what state politicians would think of Hachi; it'd be easy to dismiss him as some mad fruitloop that just so happened to be useful
18:04.55XhoNeeds a student who turns away and becomes an edgelord like kylo ren kek
18:05.05HachimanBelieve it or not, I was thinking about that
18:08.39Xhohttps://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14238132_1295064407184100_1088241368244700118_n.jpg?oh=59d673ef173ac2933114d16b29c8fa3a&oe=587E4D94
18:09.38ImperiosXho: DA REEPAS
18:09.40OluapPlayerhur
18:09.42ImperiosDID YOU PREPARE FOR DA REEPAS
18:09.47Monet_PCWell just because he's a bit immature and goofy doesn't mean leaders might not take hi
18:10.01Monet_PCtake hi mseriously. He's still an accomplished warrior.
18:10.36DrodoEmpire^
18:10.53ImperiosRelevant to the discussion
18:10.55ImperiosXho: So apparnetly Voldermort's name in French is "Tom Jedusor", Jedusor as in "Jeux du sort", or "games of chance"
18:12.09Charles_MurrayI read the whole series in French, he has a different name in English?
18:12.17XhoTom Riddle in English
18:12.21Charles_MurrayAh
18:12.45HachimanI was more thinking the fact that he's apparently unchained and free to act how he likes yet happens to wield an incredibly volatile and dangerous unknown space magic; it just so happens he's also a fruit loop and a bit immature
18:12.51XhoTom Marvolo Ridde is an anagram of I Am Lord Voldemort
18:12.59Monet_PCWas going ot say
18:13.05HachimanLike, I'd be surprised if some politicians and statesmen don't think he's dangerous
18:13.40Monet_PCVoldemort came from "Tom Riddle"
18:13.48HachimanAnd of course, he's a known pervert and sleazebag, think of the children
18:13.56OluapPlayerThe Indoc Collective and the PCA know who he is and see him as an ally
18:14.03HachimanWell, not a sleazebag, but you get what I mean hur
18:14.23OluapPlayerI've no other governments so thats my two cents
18:14.39Hachimanwut bout ur demons
18:15.25OluapPlayerNot a government + should be fucking obvious
18:15.44Monet_PCDomestic Security - We consider him a security precaution. Then again all mentalists in the Imperium are required to declare themselves as such on state censi.
18:16.17HachimanShu'rimrodir - hes okay
18:16.20ImperiosXho: What I like is his name means "games of chance"
18:16.31ImperiosVoldemort was punishable by death in the empire
18:16.40Hachimanwat
18:16.54OluapPlayerHachi is literally anathema to the servants of the Corruptus, they see him as something to be destroyed
18:17.11OluapPlayerpreferably the most painful way possible
18:17.16ImperiosHachiman: His surname in French is apparently "Jedusor", or "Jeux du sort"
18:17.17Monet_PCOther Imperial officials might take the Suicide Squad angle - he's a hero sure but there's the danger he might decide to one day go after some important guy because illegal stuff.
18:17.18ImperiosGames of chance
18:18.25Hachimantfw Imperium-sanctioned Suicide Squad to go after Hachi in case he becomes a threat
18:18.27Charles_MurrayHachiman : If you'd like the French perspective, it's actually quite possible that there's not much there. (1) None of the French governments have much experience dealing with him and (2) he doesn't fit in any established groups or boxes to which a structural response is tailored. He's a total outlier, so in effect there is no predetermined response.
18:19.06Monet_PCSome praetors might be shit-paranoid because if he discovers their shady deals, he can't be persuaded like a court hearing can.
18:19.22HachimanRight that makes sense, so would the fact he's a unpredictable outlier mean he's considered a liability among French officials?
18:19.29OluapPlayerTry and kill Hachi and you get a pretty angry archangel after you
18:20.30HachimanI think it's fortunate that Hachi doesn't actually like getting involved with state affairs or politics otherwise those corrupt praetors' fears would be even more founded
18:20.51Monet_PCPraetor - It's either keep him off my tail or sweat he one day finds out about my money laundering scheme to Praetoil-- I mean charity efforts in Paris.
18:22.08Monet_PCI recall reading that Batman tends to leave Penguin alone compared to other crooks because Penguin does a lot of white-collar crime ,which the Bat can't end with punching and scowling.
18:22.50Charles_MurrayHachiman : As a general rule, I wouldn't say so, but it entirely depends on who you're talking to and in what context. To illustrate: Hachi is a single person, not a state actor, so he wouldn't fit under the purview of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs or other mechanisms meant to deal with state actor. >
18:23.19DrodoEmpireThe Drodo populace probably like Hachi overall as they like warriors
18:23.26Charles_MurrayHe's got some of the characteristics of a regular person, but doesn't quite fit the bill, so consular, immigration, and economic structures wouldn't quite know what to do with him. He's not a terrorist, so terrorist-fighting agencies also have no appropriate response
18:23.47Monet_PCBut I can understand Hachi's position. If he goes Batman on these praetors, then universal hero or not he's committed murder and assault, maybe destruction of property.
18:24.22Charles_MurrayBut Hachi can trip over any of these jurisdictions and find himself in awkward positions when confronted either as a terrorist, a normal person, or an actor of interest to diplomacy
18:24.31Charles_MurrayI hope that makes sense?
18:24.59DrodoEmpiretl;dr France is basically reduced to sitting there with their dick in their hand <.<
18:25.11Charles_Murray?
18:25.21OluapPlayerdong
18:25.21Charles_MurrayWat no
18:25.37Monet_PCMore like they don't know where he fits until he acts i n away that's relevant to these departments.
18:25.45Charles_Murray^
18:25.48Charles_MurrayThere we go
18:26.02Charles_MurrayThen he gets slotted into a category in which he doesn't entirely fit
18:26.42Hachimaninb4 he trips over all of them
18:26.46DrodoEmpirehur
18:27.15OluapPlayerWell he could be seen as an Indoc Collective citizen, he's spent many years there living with Thea
18:27.16DrodoEmpireYeah the Drodo government, similarly, wouldn't have a very organised or prepared response, though regular people/cops/civil servants would usually be pretty partial, likely knowing who he is
18:27.55Charles_MurrayIf he has an Indoc citizenship, there's that
18:27.58Monet_PCWouldn't surprise me if someone like Hachi has multiple citizenships.
18:28.21DrodoEmpire^
18:28.24Monet_PCMakes travel and business much easier.
18:28.50HachimanConsidering he's travelled with Sarec for sometime, he could have an Imperial citizenship alongside an Indoc one
18:29.20Monet_PCHe would. By now he could have his ow nresidence or something
18:29.27HachimanWhich I presume would make dealing with him harder if he trips over France in any way hur
18:29.51Charles_MurrayImperial as in CyraEmp?
18:29.57Monet_PCDI
18:30.15ImperiosWait wait wait
18:30.19Charles_MurrayOh
18:30.31ImperiosAre we actually discussing the possibility of France having a special strategical plan for Hachi?
18:30.39Charles_MurrayIn that case, DI citizenships are some of the easiest to deal with going into France
18:30.54Charles_MurraySo just show that passport at customs
18:30.59Charles_MurrayYou'll go right in
18:31.15*** join/#sporewiki ImpyDroid (~Anders@95.140.92.175)
18:31.27Charles_MurrayImperios Well no, the lack thereof
18:32.00Monet_PCSarec holds an inquisitorial visa, which allows him free travel through any customs checkpoint that consents to cooperation with the grand inquisition. Sounds potentially abusive but an Inquisitorial visa is *very hard* to fake.
18:32.59HachimanI can imagine a younger Hachi being the type to try to steal it and use it to get things he wanted hur
18:33.03Monet_PCUsually they're tied to a particular inquisitor and is linked to the central inquisition archives, so to make the visa legit you'll need to upload a fake inquisitorial ID into the Grand Inquisition's database.
18:34.08Charles_MurrayAn Indocs passport might be a little harder, given the fact that there isn't much coordination between the two, but not by much. It's not like a CyraEmp passport
18:34.29DrodoEmpireCharles_Murray: I'm guess Drodo Imperial passports are similar?
18:34.36DrodoEmpireConsidering they're really close allies
18:34.38Charles_MurrayYeah, absolutely
18:34.42DrodoEmpire*guessing
18:35.52Monet_PCCrossing into France with a CyraEmp passport I imagine would be like trying to get into Turkey with a Syrian passport.
18:36.08Charles_MurrayNot quite that bad
18:38.33Monet_PCNow I wonder if there's some black market in the Empire for other nations' passports.
18:38.46Monet_PCI mean a big one.
18:40.52Charles_MurrayI'm not sure Imperials get out that much?
18:41.07Monet_PCHmm maybe not.
18:41.41Monet_PCMost British people hold a passport.
18:42.07Monet_PCI lack a driver's licence so I mainly use mine to buy drinks.
18:42.10XhoOluapPlayer: Does Sethzak have his own following in Tuuros
18:43.47OluapPlayerI imagine he's got at least one race
18:44.02XhoI could imagine him using his own cult to pit it against the Dominion a la Xhodocto fuckery
18:44.16XhoThat would be a very Angazhar thing to do
18:44.46OluapPlayerKrath - wat u doin          Sethzak - dad asked me to
18:45.13OluapPlayerI put on his page he's supposed to be a vanguard of the Dominion so I'm not sure if that'd make sense
18:45.22XhoI guess he could be
18:45.34XhoThe Dominion don't have to know about the other following he has
18:45.42XhoXhodocto are capricious and nasty to everyone
18:45.43Monet_PC<PROTECTED>
18:46.01OluapPlayerI wrote he's meant to prepare the grounds for the Dominion to colonize the place
18:46.23OluapPlayerRegardless he wants to see a lot of people killing each other
18:46.56Xho[Angazhar liked this.]
18:48.23OluapPlayerI suppose it could be a way to test if the Dominion is strong enough to come to Tuuros
18:48.34OluapPlayerPit it against Sethzak's followers
18:49.05XhoHez - you fukn
18:49.50OluapPlayerSethzak - 11 dimensional logic m8 dont whine
18:51.44XhoWell I've called his following the Argent Dominion
18:51.51Xhoneeds system count quick
18:52.21OluapPlayerWell if you're gonna make them then pick the number yourself
18:52.56Xho2345680483535
18:52.56Xhoyuy
18:54.48Xhodate of formation
18:54.48Xhohm
18:54.54Xho2766 I guess
18:56.54XhoI take it Sethzak is in The Schism
18:57.10OluapPlayerYes
18:57.15OluapPlayerreed his page
18:57.30XhoWell I only read it once
18:58.03XhoAngazhar lite
18:58.08Xhoor Angzhar-not-as-maxi
18:58.44Hachimanmaxi-lite
19:01.34DrodoEmpireOh woow
19:01.58DrodoEmpireAragon's getting Republican Revolutionaries and its only 2694
19:02.02DrodoEmpire*1694
19:05.30HachimanI keep reading that as Aragorn
19:06.05DrodoEmpirehur
19:07.26DrodoEmpireAh, damn
19:07.34DrodoEmpireMy zombie-king general finally bought the farm
19:08.06ImperiosXho: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Kaas_Emblem.png Made a Santorobot symbol
19:08.41DrodoEmpireOoh, my current king as good general stats though
19:08.56XhoImperios: TEIKOKU
19:09.43ImperiosTeikoku
19:09.45ImperiosSomething-state
19:09.59ImperiosOkay Tei probably coincides with Korean "tae"
19:10.03Imperios"Great state"?
19:10.52XhoEmpire
19:12.41ImperiosI wanted to go for something Satanic
19:12.46ImperiosEnded up with something Communist
19:12.57ImperiosIt will be better if green I guess
19:13.27XhoIf it's Santorakh-orientated then yes
19:14.16ImperiosLooks better
19:14.36ImperiosIt has a lot of 5s in it
19:14.40ImperiosFive five-related figures
19:15.24ImperiosA five-pointed star inside a pentagon, decorated by a five-pointed halo, each point composed of five rays, and inside the pentagon is another pentagon, which contains a five-pointed star
19:16.48Xho5much5
19:17.40ImperiosXho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUdJ-a-D580 Remember when you liked Azerbaijan for some reason?
19:18.54XhoSantorakh's anthem
19:19.30Tek0516Didn't Xho even make a space Azerbaijan during the humanity retcon? :P
19:20.17ImperiosXho: Why Santo though?
19:22.11Xhocuz santo
19:33.20*** join/#sporewiki Charles_Murray (c0f6eafb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.192.246.234.251)
19:37.51Technobliterator!
19:37.59TechnobliteratorThey're showing Mass Effect gameplay footage in 4K :o
19:38.06Technobliteratorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11XjMplfTd4
19:38.19Monet_PCI have no idea whether or not they are remastering or not.
19:38.35TechnobliteratorIt runs on Frostbite engine
19:38.40TechnobliteratorI think they are remastering the old ones
19:38.43Monet_PCBioware said "yeah it's possible" soon after an EA exec said "we don't really do those and we might not be starting"
19:39.03TechnobliteratorEA loves money too much not to do it
19:39.17TechnobliteratorBut just look at that footage
19:39.18Technobliteratorit's beautiful
19:40.07TechnobliteratorSo the asari are still in
19:40.28OluapPlayerAsari and krogan have been shown before
19:40.38Technobliteratorah
19:40.41Technobliteratoralright, Andromeda is over now
19:40.51Imperios?
19:41.06OluapPlayerI missed all of it then
19:41.09OluapPlayerbleh
19:41.18OluapPlayerWhat was the footage?
19:41.31TechnobliteratorThe main character is on some space planet
19:41.38Technobliteratorand then you get to explore it and it looks gorgeous and stuff
19:41.48Technobliteratorthen the party finds this place and gets shot by drones
19:41.48Technobliteratorand runs away
19:42.06Monet_PCOh this is Andromeda
19:43.44OluapPlayerThat's it?
19:43.56Technobliteratoryeah, they didn't show much footage from any of the games
19:44.00TechnobliteratorOnly about 2-3 minutes each
19:44.04Technobliteratorbut it looked beautiful
19:44.20Monet_PCfuck brb
19:44.53OluapPlayerI don't care if it looks pretty, I need to know if the gameplay is good and if the story isn't asinine
19:45.13OluapPlayerI know for one I'll not give my money to EA again. So if I play it it's gonna be pirated
19:45.17MonetA cutscene tells us little
19:45.55TechnobliteratorIt wasn't just a cutscene
19:46.12Xhohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wgolc1rRro Jesus
19:46.12MonetThe bit I caught was
19:46.25Monetapologies
19:46.59ImperiosTBH the last BioWare games were pretty bad
19:47.20MonetWe might still get salarians and turians - why would they drop them?
19:47.38OluapPlayerI don't trust them or EA with my money. The people making Andromeda are not the same as the people who made the original two games
19:47.42MonetWhat logic would there be?
19:48.49OluapPlayerTurians and salarians are obviously gonna be in. The only races of doubtful inclusion are the batarians, quarians and geth
19:48.58Xhoquarians pls
19:50.02XhoSean Murray's smile fills me with vitriol
19:50.16MonetWell the Batarians I don't mind, after3 they were an endangered species
19:50.29Hachimantfw I'll never get to play a batarian freedom fighter and give those damn humans what they deserve
19:50.35OluapPlayerThat's one reason they're doubtful
19:50.43OluapPlayerAlso the fact they didn't get along with Council Space
19:51.10TechnobliteratorOluapPlayer, wait til the reviews and then pirate it?
19:51.27MonetTo be fair Hachi, batarians were dicks
19:51.50OluapPlayeryes that's what I'll do
19:52.20TechnobliteratorI will buy it no matter what
19:52.29TechnobliteratorBecause I know that I would buy it just to hate on it anyway
19:52.40XhoHachiman: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CqKmdc1WYAE7M76.jpg:large
19:52.42OluapPlayerThat makes no sense tho
19:53.01Monetracism, slave labour, they basically blamed humanity for everything. We're talking anti-Zionist level blaming.
19:53.14TechnobliteratorIt's the same reason I preordered FFXV :P
19:53.29TechnobliteratorI know that I would buy it even if it was bad just to see for myself and then complain about it
19:53.41OluapPlayerYeah the batarians did what they did out of jealously for humanity
19:53.52MonetAnd thus EA wins
19:53.57TechnobliteratorOf course
19:54.00OluapPlayerYou could argue they got what they deserved, but death-via-Reaper is not a nice end to go
19:54.03OluapPlayerway*
19:54.11TechnobliteratorBut the way I see it, BioWare wins
19:54.27OluapPlayerPost-ME2 BioWare winning = we lose
19:55.04HachimanBut Bioshock: Infinite was good
19:55.35MonetThat wasn't Bioware
19:56.11HachimanOh
19:56.20HachimanI thought BioShock was Bioware for some reason
19:56.38MonetBioshock is Irrational and 2K games
19:56.57Technobliteratorholy fuck
19:57.01TechnobliteratorMario is coming to iPhone
19:57.05TechnobliteratorI really hope it comes to Android too
19:57.25OluapPlayerI've heard of that
19:57.30OluapPlayerNot sure what to think of it
19:57.36TechnobliteratorI think it's great news
19:57.42OluapPlayerFeels like they just gave up on the Wii U at this point
19:57.48TechnobliteratorThey did
19:57.53TechnobliteratorSince the NX comes out like
19:57.57Technobliteratorliterally next year or so
19:58.14OluapPlayerThat + all the DMCA's they've been doing has killed my interest in what Nintendo is doing
19:58.40Technobliteratoroh
19:58.46Technobliteratorit's not even a proper Mario game
19:58.47Technobliteratormeh
19:58.59HachimanLike how Pokemon GO isn't a proper Pokemon game
19:59.19TechnobliteratorI mean
19:59.23TechnobliteratorI should've seen it coming
19:59.27Technobliteratorbut I'm still disappointed
20:01.42OluapPlayerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1hBNALUk4w here's mass cocks
20:02.50XhoWell I'm requesting a refund for No Man's Sky
20:02.52XhoLet's see what happens
20:03.12HachimanGood luck if you got it through Steam
20:04.59XhoPart of me just wants to spend my 20s developing a game so it would be the real No Man's Sky
20:05.23HachimanYou could just make half a game and then lie about it
20:05.26HachimanAnd make just as much money
20:05.54OluapPlayerWell at least the asari looks better in motion
20:06.03OluapPlayerWhen they first showed a picture of her she looked hideous
20:07.14*** join/#sporewiki Monet_2 (~Monet47@cpc90522-gill20-2-0-cust960.20-1.cable.virginm.net)
20:07.36Monet_2No Man's Sky: A less in on how to power a hype train.
20:07.43Monet_2lesson*
20:07.49HachimanWhat picture was this?
20:08.07OluapPlayerhttp://i.4cdn.org/v/1473278225995.jpg
20:08.11OluapPlayerShe looks like Shrek
20:08.18HachimanAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
20:10.05Monet_2He looks...homely?
20:10.36TechnobliteratorYou have to give it to the No Man's Sky devs, though
20:10.42Technobliteratorthey were really good marketers
20:10.48Monet_2Yeah.
20:10.55Monet_2They could work as publishers
20:11.06TechnobliteratorEven I was interested in it at one point
20:11.26Monet_2Random note I decided to look into older songs, I have a bit more respect for modern music in doing so.
20:11.39HachimanMusic was shit in all generations
20:11.58Monet_2Rock around the clock, as catchy as it is, is 50% the same three lines over and over and over
20:14.06Monet_2Aside from the first stanza, out of five five-line stanzas it's two unique lines and one three-line chorus
20:16.26Monet_2That and a number of songs the beat's good when the lyrics aren't.
20:16.55*** join/#sporewiki DrodoPhone (8e86e442@gateway/web/freenode/ip.142.134.228.66)
20:18.58XhoOluapPlayer: That picture has to be a parody
20:19.30OluapPlayerIt isn't, it's from a trailer
20:19.36OluapPlayerFrom this year's E3 iirc
20:20.12Xhowhy
20:20.24Monet_2Add posh space dragons or I'm not sold this is Andromeda lol.
20:20.24XhoAsari are meant to be universally attractive tho
20:20.44OluapPlayeru get shrek
20:20.48OluapPlayersomeBODY ONCE TOLD ME
20:20.54Monet_2Fiona though.
20:21.08XhoTHE YEARS START COMIN AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN
20:23.52Monet_2Fuck now I have Mr. Sandman in my head.
20:26.48ImperiosXho: Their charms do not work on me
20:26.51ImperiosSave for Samara maybe
20:27.05ImperiosI geniunely hate the asari
20:27.53OluapPlayerno blue boobs 4 u
20:28.18Monet_2Tis odd
20:29.02Monet_2The only Asari you like has "following rules religiously" as an interest.
20:30.04Monet_2Which come to think of it the code of the Justicars a stupid idea.
20:30.29*** join/#sporewiki Charles_Bot (uid94017@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-xpuwyyimydaobfpv)
20:30.32Monet_2That or the book's so massive it's be almost impossible to memorise.
20:31.28OluapPlayerSamara said she memorized every word of it
20:32.01ImperiosI generally think that races whose main trait is "sexy" aren't fun
20:32.09ImperiosEven though they have other traits
20:33.59Monet_2Actually I think the code of the Justicars was why Asari police consider them royal pains in the ass.
20:34.39HachimanI don't mind "sexy" so long as the males, if there are any, are attractive too
20:35.12Wormy_So I went to cash in a cheque today, and this young woman behind the glass asks me and some fellow staff "what month is it?"  Er  first week of September?  <_<
20:36.42Wormy_How you cannot know the month this late in, in a job that demands constant attention to balances and dates escpes me
20:37.25*** join/#sporewiki NeonPanda (65b30e25@gateway/web/freenode/ip.101.179.14.37)
20:37.31NeonPandahi all u
20:38.09ImperiosHachiman: That's my opinion as well
20:38.20HachimanHi Panda
20:38.21ImperiosProblem with the asari is that they're defined by their sexiness
20:38.23ImperiosHi Panda
20:38.34HachimanI'd like the asari more if they had a bit more character to them
20:38.43ImperiosWell there were hints of that in ME3
20:38.49HachimanYeah, which were good#
20:38.51ImperiosBut mostly of them being dicks which I kind of liked
20:39.05NeonPandamight just be me but I'm perfectly ok with there being a race socially predicated to sleeping with anything that moves
20:39.11ImperiosActually
20:39.21ImperiosCome to think about the Citadel is basically run by four species of dicks
20:39.33ImperiosDickarchy
20:39.41HachimanPenisarchy
20:39.46NeonPandaHachi's preferred government
20:39.51HachimanYes
20:40.08ImperiosWe have mad scientist genocidal dicks
20:40.12ImperiosFascist dicks
20:40.14ImperiosRacist dicks
20:40.15HachimanI mean, my every waking move and action is already defined and decided by my genitals anyway
20:40.27ImperiosAnd two-faced slutty dicks who betrayed the whole galaxy
20:40.32ImperiosTR8Rs
20:40.58Hachiman>penis talk   >TR8R
20:41.01HachimanMeatspin?
20:41.17OluapPlayerThis conversation took a turn to nonsense pretty quick
20:41.18XhoWUT
20:41.37NeonPandatbh all it takes to turn most conversations nonsense is to say dick
20:42.30Monet_2Cards Against Humanity for instance
20:42.43NeonPandaCaH is nonsense to start with
20:42.59Monet_2<PROTECTED>
20:43.13NeonPandawell that's just the rule of The Biggest, Blackest Dick.
20:43.18HachimanBig black dicks usually break something
20:43.24Monet_2It's like an I win card.
20:43.29NeonPandaHachi knows this from experience
20:43.41NeonPandaMonet_2: yeah, there's literally an unspoken rule that that card always wins
20:43.48Monet_2Generally we play by the rule of "funniest combinations win"
20:43.57NeonPandathe only thing that beats it is a bigger, or the biggest, dick
20:44.05HachimanOr blacker
20:44.42NeonPandaalso it shows a lot about British and Australian culture that you guys play for funny, we play for highly offensive XD
20:45.09HachimanOh no, Monet's just a wuss
20:45.22HachimanI play for highly offensive since it usually correlates with highly funny
20:45.28Monet_2Offensive can class as funny
20:45.45NeonPandaI still think my best is Hannah Montana dealing with the biggest, blackest dick
20:45.52Monet_2Basically the games I play are "what gets the biggest laugh"
20:46.08NeonPandaat least, the best that isn't an Australian cultural reference
20:46.40Monet_2<PROTECTED>
20:47.20Monet_2Or was it "I was banned from the pool because"
20:47.30Monet_2Can't quite recall
20:49.59Monet_2So one rule for a regular group is the Big Black Dick card is taken out of the deck.
20:50.19Monet_2a regular group of mine*
20:53.33*** join/#sporewiki ImpyDroid (~Anders@95.140.92.175)
20:53.46ImpyDroidSo my throat hurt for a few days already
20:54.08ImpyDroidNow it turns out it is because I have a fucking ulcer in my throat
20:54.19Monet_2Yowch
20:54.24HachimanYou should probably stop sucking dick
20:54.46ImpyDroidHachiman: Do you say that from experience
20:55.05OluapPlayerjej
20:55.17HachimanI took advice from your mom
20:55.51Monet_2Impy's conservative, Korean, mum.
20:56.43ImpyDroidConservative COMMUNIST Korean mon
20:56.46ImpyDroidmom
20:57.03Monet_2The joke kind of falls flat when you consider Imperios' parents want him to find a nice Korean girl.
20:57.25ImpyDroidProblem is there are almost no Korean girls my age
20:57.41ImpyDroidI know quite a few and they even seem to like me but they are all like 23 or so
20:57.52Monet_2Wait a few years.
20:57.57NeonPandaiunno, the number of conservative christian women that share a house because it's convenient to share the cost of living
20:58.28Monet_2Once you hit 20 you can date girls a few years older than you and no one cares.
20:59.25ImpyDroidProblem is these girls look at wealth more
20:59.41Monet_2Then fuck them.
20:59.42ImpyDroidI'd need to have an at least somewhat respectable job now
20:59.47ImpyDroidfuck as in
20:59.54HachimanMonet: Actually
21:00.01Monet_2"get out of my sight" fuck
21:00.09HachimanI think it's smart for women to look for men who can support them financially
21:00.15ImpyDroid^ That
21:00.25Monet_2They could be gold diggers though.
21:00.41HachimanYou have to offer something practical to the table; you don't just get to survive by being a "nice guy"
21:00.44ImpyDroidI am kind of slowly moving out of that tender age where we can just be dallying carelessly
21:00.56ImpyDroidHachiman for once is right
21:01.19ImpyDroidWe are all slowly approaching the more serious phase
21:01.29ImpyDroidTime to move on to building a fortune
21:01.40ImpyDroidSpoiler alert I'll never build one
21:01.44Hachimankek
21:01.52ImpyDroidThen again
21:02.09Monet_2That's why I'm posting my art on Twitter and keeping a vigilant eye out for freelance work.
21:02.34ImpyDroidConsidering that my father and grandfather were as fucked up as me at my age and still somehow became rich
21:02.45Monet_2I'm the fourth generation (at least) from a family of artisans and entrepreneurs.
21:02.58ImpyDroidHuh
21:03.10HachimanIsn't your dad a scientist?
21:03.41Monet_2Yeah but my mum (who is of the artisan line) has had more of an influence on me.
21:04.44Monet_2My dad's a scientist who's been at the same lab that hired him fresh from university over thirty years ago.
21:05.28ImpyDroidThe only commonality I can see in my ancestors tbh is that many of them were public servants
21:05.29ImpyDroidWell
21:05.36ImpyDroidDoes NKVD count as public service
21:06.17Monet_2I'd say so.
21:06.43Monet_2My dad may be a scientist but he's also a public servant. My uncles (his brothers) are all private sector./
21:07.23ImpyDroidGrandfathers served in the Communist Party and the Soviet Army respectively
21:07.27Monet_2One's a dentist in the UAE, one worked on oil rigs and one worked for a biochemical company and now acts as an industry consultant.
21:07.39ImpyDroid>UAE
21:07.49ImpyDroidSERVING FILTHY SALAFISTS
21:08.34Monet_2Their father was a trawlerman.
21:08.57NeonPandaif my family is anything to go by, I'm destined to become director of a world-leading company that then completely dissolves because everyone I work with is incompetent
21:09.09HachimanThat or a lesbian
21:09.20NeonPandathat to
21:09.21NeonPandatoo*
21:09.41Monet_2On my mother's side, I don't know entirely but I had a turn-of-the-20th century relative who assembled wagons, and my grandfather was head of a large lorry firm.
21:10.43Monet_2<PROTECTED>
21:10.47ImpyDroidMy mother's side can be summed up with one word
21:10.50ImpyDroidMEEEEEDIIIIC
21:11.31Monet_2My internship at a London architect's was through her.
21:18.53Monet_2I think I take after my mother more.
21:31.10XhoI have absolutely no clue as to why my HDD isn't my default drive
21:31.19XhoMy default drive is a 240 GB SSD
21:35.20Monet_2Usually that's something you assign during setup.
21:49.35NeonPandaMonet_2: legendary minigun that fires two projectiles instead of one
21:50.43Monet_2Sounds nasty
21:53.08NeonPandaI may have also called my sentry bot "D-O-G" so that I have a legit reason to have a "Beware of Dog" sign
21:57.31Monet_2Sort of not here as I' mwatching the King's Speech on television.
21:58.01NeonPandanp
21:58.29Monet_2"contains strong language" -> I tune in to see the kning doing some last-minute rehersing and he peppers his reading with stuff like "buggity fuck-fuck-fuck"
22:00.58Monet_2So no shit Film 4
22:44.48DrodoEmpireBack
22:47.55HachimanXho ImpyDroid http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction%3ADoctrina_Venefica#18.2F11.2F34:_It_Called_Me_Stupid.21
22:48.04HachimanDoctrina is back in action for a bit
22:49.04XhoI'll read it later
23:03.45*** join/#sporewiki Wormy_ (516c282b@gateway/web/freenode/ip.81.108.40.43)
23:04.01Wormy_hi
23:05.26Wormy_Damn Photino Birds http://phys.org/news/2016-09-massive-holes-trail-stars-dark.html
23:10.12*** join/#sporewiki Tybusen (44053b94@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.5.59.148)
23:11.28TybusenHello
23:13.19*** join/#sporewiki Monet_2 (~Monet47@cpc90522-gill20-2-0-cust960.20-1.cable.virginm.net)
23:16.41DrodoEmpireHi
23:20.44Hachimanhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:The_Grofix_Emperor oh boy
23:20.50HachimanGrofix sounds familiar
23:23.06DrodoEmpire<.<
23:23.36DrodoEmpire"Titles: Beyond Reality" ???
23:24.16NeonPandathe shiny is apparent
23:56.01Wormy_Earth Alliance ships look so cool but break so easily https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWl1ZteUS8U

Generated by irclog2html.pl Modified by Tim Riker to work with infobot.