IRC log for #sporewiki on 20151211

00:01.23AdmiralPandaand stormfags are?
00:01.42DrodoEmpireWhite supremacists. :p
00:02.10DrodoEmpirePlay on words from "Stormfront", white supremacist forum. Didn't come up with the insult anyway
00:05.26TekDroidThankfully Trump alienates too many moderates to have any chance at the Presidency
00:05.48TekDroid...I keep saying that, with decreasing certainty and increasing desperate hope
00:05.54DrodoEmpire:p
00:06.39Liquid_InkHow's the new Canadian PM going?
00:07.22TekDroidAlright. I don't believe Parliament starts up until the new year so not much has happened quite yet.
00:07.24DrodoEmpireFine I suppose
00:07.33Liquid_InkAh, I see.
00:09.17TekDroidAccording to the Trudeaumetre he's honoured a few of his promises, his only broken promise being accepting 25,000 refugees by the end of the year.
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00:36.22AdmiralPandaTekDroid: Trump may have actually disqualified himself from the presidency
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01:17.07MonetHmm
01:17.25MonetEver since the Haloween update, I've seen a lot of GTA players dress up to resemble the Joker.
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03:04.21DrodoEmpirehur
03:05.40MonetIt was fun watching a SWAT squad collapse screaming as they all burst into flames.
03:08.47DrodoEmpire:p
05:15.02TekDroidAdmiralPanda: Unless something new happened, that's all sensationalism to my understanding. Someone in the White House (aka a major member of the other party) effectively claimed that because they believe that Trump policies towards Muslims would be harmful to the US (they would be, but for the sake of my point) that he should be disqualified.
05:16.18AdmiralPandaI don't know the specifics so that's probably it, I was scrolling past stuff on FB and saw that
05:16.44TekDroidBasically every source I read sensationalizes it.
05:17.58TekDroidIt basically is just a member of the opposition party saying his policies are unconstitutional thus he should be disqualified, to my understanding
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08:42.51ImpyDroidHi
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08:48.43WormydroidLol
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10:24.38Liquid_Inkhttp://not-in-front-of-the-klingons.tumblr.com/post/134976127459/rayredspider-these-exchanges-between-a-bigot Impydroid
10:26.51ImpyDroid#MuhGuns
10:28.42Liquid_Ink100% strait
10:29.34ImpyDroidhttps://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1389/30/1389307719996.png
10:31.06Liquid_InkYep
10:31.45ImpyDroidLiquid_Ink: "I hate faggots so much, I'd fuck them all in the ass"
10:32.09Liquid_InkBwahahahahaha
10:36.34ImpyDroid"
10:37.26ImpyDroidActually quite true
10:38.23Liquid_InkWhich thing is true? Your picture? Yes, it very much is.
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10:39.19AndroImpLiquid_Ink: That anti-feminists begin complaining when non-sexualised women are shown
10:39.41Liquid_InkYes.
10:40.00AndroImpI remember people complaining about feminist conspiracy when one of the main characters was changed to have armour around her navel
10:40.15Liquid_InkThat's about right
10:41.07AndroImpLiquid_Ink: http://i.imgur.com/PJ5D9eF.png Thst
10:41.11AndroImpEVIL FEMINISTS
10:41.51Liquid_InkSPOUTING THE ANTI-MEN IDEOLOGY OF "REALISTIC ARMOUR"
10:49.31AndroImpBlizzard did leave some boobs in WoW though
10:49.40AndroImphttp://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/wowwiki/images/7/77/Imp_Mother.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20151125173632
10:51.31Liquid_InkI'm sure the anti-feminists still won't be happy even if that thing becomes topless.
10:58.15AndroImphur
10:59.20Liquid_InkAlso, I was talking yesterday about taking classes in Russian. I looked into it and it's only being offered by UQ and I don't want to have to deal with being an interinstitutional student. My life is complicated enough as it is.
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12:10.10ImperiosHiya
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12:11.20WormydroidHi
12:13.17ImperiosHi
12:16.47TekDroidHi
12:20.46WormydroidThis classy young mother on the train announced she was going for a shit out loud to her kids
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15:01.46ImperiosH|i
15:02.48OluapPlayerH|ello
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15:15.59OluapPlayerChecked
15:18.56Wormy_Well, my transition to Windows 10 went okay.  Everything is working, although some icons in Spore are buggered.  Fallout 3 Game Launcher stopped working, but I found a workaround without having to register with Windows Live:  launcing straight from the Fallout.exe file.
15:19.36OluapPlayerYou and your luck
15:19.50OluapPlayerMeanwhile I can't play Fallout 3 without crashing every 10 minutes
15:20.00Wormy_Also, turned some privacy features on to stop Microsoft snooping me
15:20.29Wormy_I had to get Fallout 3 working with a number of fixes
15:20.34Wormy_originally
15:20.46dromIf you truly want to stop companies snooping yo privacy, uninstall Windows 10
15:21.04dromImperios: https://i.imgur.com/IhuXHoc.png
15:21.10Wormy_Pretty sure Windows already were in 8.1
15:21.43Wormy_OluapPlayer:  What versaion of Windows do you run?  If its 8.1 II might be able to help
15:21.54OluapPlayerIt's just 8
15:22.03dromI'm using 8.1
15:22.12OluapPlayerI'd install 8.1 but that'd require me reinstalling all of my games
15:22.14Wormy_I had 8.1 Pro
15:22.24Wormy_hm
15:22.32drom<PROTECTED>
15:22.39OluapPlayerI got over 400 GB of stuff in here and I really don't feel like putting everything back in place again
15:23.03dromThat's why I always have two partitions on my storage device
15:23.14ImperiosHuh
15:23.21dromOne for the operative system and the other for non-operative system stuff
15:23.41dromThen I use external drives for games and other big programs
15:24.02Wormy_You prbably have already, but try these fixes anyway http://steamcommunity.com/app/22370/discussions/0/828937546147175081/
15:24.20OluapPlayerI didn't try any fixes at the time
15:24.24OluapPlayerAnd I don't have the game installed anymore
15:24.30Wormy_Fair enough
15:24.32OluapPlayerGot mad at it and removed everything
15:24.57OluapPlayerI suppose I can try again when I'm done with my backlog
15:25.04Wormy_It is possible to get F3 working, but it sounds like you are playing the newer games anyway
15:25.16OluapPlayerYou should try New Vegas out when you're done with 3
15:25.21Wormy_Definately
15:25.47OluapPlayerI liked NV's general feel more than 3's, which I did manage to play for a few hours
15:27.26Wormy_I am slightly paranoid Microsoft will go decide to charge everyone at the end of the year, but its unlikely
15:27.49OluapPlayerEven if they tried, you can just flip them off and use a pirated version hur
15:27.52Wormy_That would probably anger too many people
15:28.11OluapPlayerAnd yes, charging for usually free things leads only to negative reactions
15:28.16dromThat's why I'm sticking to my good ol' unupdated Windows 7
15:29.44Wormy_I changed to 10 because on the one hand, I need to keep my PC updated for whast I do.  But on the other, it can make old applications unusable.  But I've got a month to go back to Windows 8.1 Pro if I find anything doesn't work properly
15:29.52dromImperios: shit polacks says
15:29.52Imperiosdrom: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1P4jPD_80c Russian granny
15:30.30OluapPlayerWork-related applications are rarely up to date
15:30.44OluapPlayerThere are some companies still stuck with Windows XP because their applications were never updated
15:30.49Wormy_Imperios:  What is she saying?
15:30.56ImperiosProfanities
15:31.34dromImperios: I literally saw her lips forming "blyaaaat" and "sukaaaaaa"
15:31.54dromand profanities I cannot put my finger on
15:32.03ImperiosShe mostly says "faggot"
15:32.13Imperios"Pidoras"
15:32.50dromAnd drinking bodka from a plastic bottle
15:33.10dromDamn, ya all are so casual about it
15:34.23Imperiosdrom Wormy_: http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1449844882743.jpg Shura
15:35.11Wormy_Child workers from match factories in the 19th century had to put up with a weird disease called "phossy jaw" http://io9.com/the-terrifyingly-specific-phenomenon-that-makes-your-ja-506308553
15:35.12dromImperios: And then Lea and Hannah were stoned for not wearing hijab
15:36.24dromImperios: I'd like to know what this woman is trying to say https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQifQK6gtQQ
15:36.26Wormy_Their flesh would be eaten away, and their jaw bone would glow.  Requiring amputation
15:37.58ImperiosShe threatens to assume control of the bus and says she has a huge car of her own
15:38.04ImperiosShe also shouts "YOU'RE FIRED"
15:38.16Wormy_https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phossy_jaw
15:39.09dromImperios: That's when she leaves the bus?
15:41.00Wormy_a gruesome but fake picture of a phossy jaw victim after surgery https://mrsverlaine.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/phossy.jpg
15:41.25Imperiosdrom: "Go to Hell" or "Get the fuck out"
15:42.03dromWormy: Too much squick
15:42.18Wormy_http://i2.wp.com/whatsgreattoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Phossy-Jaw.jpg?resize=300%2C286
15:42.41Wormy_of course they had no aneasthetic, so it was about removal of the glowing jaw, or death
15:42.57Wormy_most of them were children
15:42.59dromImperios: The way her lips move makes her look more like "FACK AVF" in the end, so it makes sense hur
15:43.17ImperiosIt can be translated as "Fuck you" I guess
15:43.48dromActually "Fuck off"
15:45.19drom"fack avf" is the average Swedish pronuciation of English's "fuck off"
15:45.39dromPerhaps slurrly and drunken English is applicable
15:49.21dromOther accent mutations include: fuck - "gack", "vack", "dack" and "kack", off - "alf" "af" "kaff" and "taf"
15:50.14dromReminder that those are Swedish impressions hur
15:53.03Imperioshttp://i.4cdn.org/pol/1449841566300.jpg
15:53.46drom"kack aff" and "kack off" are usually those I go by with
15:54.04dromjesus, Imperios
15:55.14OluapPlayerTechnobliterator: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJW7pBpnqq4
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16:04.42ImperiosWormy_: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTJWLVdoa1c Russian/Soviet union sung in English
16:04.44ImperiosThis feels so surreal
16:05.38Imperioshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtU3vUOa2sw
16:24.31Technobliteratorlmao oluap
16:27.37Imperios*Soviet anthem
16:28.50ImperiosWormy_: http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1449851175131.jpg
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16:49.19Wormy_Imperios:  Katie Hopkins
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16:50.08Wormy_Imperios:  Soviet Anthem easily gets stuck in my head
16:50.22ImperiosBecause it is the best anthem in the world and you know it
16:50.34ImperiosAlongside the Russian anthem because they're almost identicall
16:50.39Wormy_No, I prefer the Ottoman
16:51.49Wormy_https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36sO84Hq6kw
16:52.05Wormy_That start is so majestic
16:54.35ImperiosBut they had an Italian write an anthem for them
16:54.39ImperiosThat is shamefur
16:55.16ImperiosThe first Russian anthem was actually written specifically to celebrate Russian victory over the Ottomans
16:55.16Imperioshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtbJB2Jy1ik
16:56.31ImperiosActually no
16:56.33ImperiosThis one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbsklflPTGQ
16:56.38ImperiosThis has a translation
16:57.22Imperios"Rejoice and be adorned with glory, Russian, you have vanquished Muhammad"
16:57.30Imperios*o Russian
16:58.06Wormy_This is my favourite version of Rule Britannia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rule,_Britannia.ogg
17:00.33ImperiosWormy_: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3rTBQ1qP2Q Holy shit that anthem
17:01.07Wormy_WOW
17:01.11Wormy_sorry caps
17:01.53Wormy_Sounds likt they are singing "allahu allahu allahu ackbar"
17:02.02ImperiosThat IS what they are singing
17:02.42Imperios"Allahu akbar, allahu akbar!"
17:04.16Wormy_Kazakh anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UamvtFPhFoU
17:05.07Wormy_though gotta love Borat's version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfPrQqbikb4
17:05.56Wormy_its been mistaken for the real one a few times
17:07.19Imperioshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8n3GDBXkdQ Israel has a good one too
17:13.05ImperiosI do not understand why countries do not include ethnic instruments in their anthems' orchestrations
17:13.32Imperioshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnKkN-DjXt8 Oh wait some do
17:13.51Wormy_Yeah, it kind of annoys me that most anthems sound so...  Western
17:13.58Wormy_Its understandable, but still
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17:16.13OluapPlayerspu
17:16.15Xhou
17:16.28ImperiosSpeaking of Xho
17:16.36ImperiosI remember hearing an ethnic version of Jana Gana Mana
17:16.36Xhou wat m7
17:16.42Wormy_Imperios:  This used  to play on BBc Radio 4 every morning until dogooders moaned https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF7kzj4lCnE
17:16.45XhoHow can you get more ethnic than Jana Gana Mana
17:16.50Imperioshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftD3gDA-5S0 Best
17:16.51XhoThat's not actually possible
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17:17.13XhoI was wrong
17:17.15ImperiosXho: As in played by Indian instruments, not European fanfare as it is usual for anthems
17:19.47OluapPlayerI played some Fallout 4
17:20.04OluapPlayerThe lip animations disgust me and so does the dialog wheel/diamond/whatever
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17:21.50ImperiosWormy_: http://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Trump-and-Salt-Monster.jpg
17:21.54HachimanNice to see you to see you nice
17:22.03Wormy_lol
17:22.04OluapPlayerwa
17:22.04ImperiosHi
17:22.08XhoOluapPlayer: Yeah thinking about it Fallout 4 is more of an FPS than an RPG
17:22.27HachimanThere was a bomb scare in my town today
17:22.31HachimanNot far from my college
17:22.34OluapPlayerAlso I don't know whether it's my graphics card or the game itself
17:22.39OluapPlayerbut the textures look so BAD
17:22.50XhoIt's probably 60/40 to the graphics
17:22.51OluapPlayerIt's like someone got a bucket of paint and threw it at the walls
17:23.09OluapPlayer3 and New Vegas were much better looking games
17:23.16OluapPlayerYou can say it like that since they have identical graphics hur
17:23.23XhoDespite Vegas' lack of light shading
17:23.30HachimanIn fact, there was an evacuation issued while I was in college due to a suspicious package being found left on its own in my local McDonalds
17:23.35HachimanI had to skip lunch because of it
17:23.50Xhodunt eet mcd u fat cunt
17:24.00HachimanI eat KFC, which is near McDonalds
17:24.01Wormy_It was just the delivery of grade F meat
17:24.07OluapPlayerCLOWNS AND BURGERS
17:24.10ImperiosKFC is terrible
17:24.18HachimanYou're terrible you fucking Soviet
17:24.32ImperiosIt tastes good for a few seconds but then the aftertaste is ew
17:24.35XhoFallout 4 kinda grows on you
17:24.40ImperiosMcDonalds is better
17:24.44HachimanMcDonalds makes me feel sick
17:24.44Wormy_Greggs is best
17:24.49ImperiosBurger King too
17:24.54HachimanExcept McDonalds fries, because McDonalds fries are good
17:24.55XhoBut I always have a more positive outlook on games on the basis that I have no high expectations for anything
17:24.58HachimanNever ate at Burger King
17:25.04ImperiosI don't buy McDonalds fries at all hur
17:25.10ImperiosI buy these big potato things
17:25.13OluapPlayerdis means u hav poor taste
17:25.17XhoFast food makes me horrendously ill in general
17:25.27Imperioshttp://img2.1001golos.ru/ratings/245000/244725/pic2.jpg How do you call it
17:25.34OluapPlayerI don't think I've ever seen a KFC over here
17:25.40HachimanPotatos
17:26.00XhoThough I guess I had some expectations for Fallout 4
17:26.15XhoI suppose it met them but I don't find myself as engrossed in it as I did with Fallout 3
17:26.30XhoEven though I've played like 60 hours on it
17:26.38OluapPlayerI had bad expectations for New Vegas but I ended up loving it
17:26.54OluapPlayerMy expectations for Fallout 4 are 1) don't crash 2) stop looking so horrifying
17:27.34ImperiosI actually sort of prefer Russian fast food though
17:27.37OluapPlayerI'm also bothered by how they switched the VATS key from V to Q
17:27.44Xhohttp://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/644374753318161930/CAF7EBBE95E490A18DBCCE6D54DDA1F4DD3203DC/ Those are the kind of graphics I get
17:27.44OluapPlayerIt's called VATS, not QATS u dums
17:27.48ImperiosHave I shown you our fast food?
17:27.57XhoYeah Fallout 4's controls bug me a bit
17:28.09HachimanYou may have done
17:28.14HachimanMost of it looks awful or scary
17:28.20OluapPlayerTo me they alternate between that and very low quality
17:28.40XhoMight be a case of rendering then
17:29.07XhoThat's not the highest setting though
17:29.14XhoNor on 4K res
17:29.18XhoMy computer isn't that powerful
17:29.20OluapPlayerI'm running the game on High
17:29.24XhoSame
17:29.26OluapPlayerUltra gives me FPS drops
17:29.27Imperioshttp://www.gudvin72.ru/images/kroshka.jpg That?
17:29.41XhoI get FPS drops on High setting mainly when I'm in the Boston ruins
17:29.46XhoEverywhere else is fine
17:30.24OluapPlayerI thought people were joking when they said the game had "SARCASTIC" as dialog options
17:30.26OluapPlayerThey were not
17:30.28OluapPlayerdisgustin
17:30.52XhoI thought it had a Mass Effect ring to it
17:31.23OluapPlayerMass Effect was a little more elaborate than that
17:32.31XhoAs a standalone game I'd say Fallout 4 is pretty damn good
17:32.41XhoAs a Fallout game it's not particularly Fallout-ish
17:32.46ImperiosWormy_: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lc9bcN7ecQ Meanwhile Oluapland's anthem is a fucking opera
17:33.10OluapPlayerI remember a picture poking fun of the dialog of all 5 games
17:33.14OluapPlayerI'll post it next time I see it
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17:37.51OluapPlayerhttp://i.4cdn.org/v/1449850199291.webm get OFF MY WAY
17:38.03MonetHi
17:38.30Xhoded
17:40.30OluapPlayerOh god I sneezed and now everything hurts
17:40.47Xhoy dis
17:40.57OluapPlayercus sneeze
17:41.01OluapPlayerachoo
17:41.11Xhoded
17:42.25ImperiosHi
17:42.38MonetTry some deep breathing.
17:43.04HachimanTry ingesting a load of pain killers and wash them down with mouth wash
17:43.17Xhoew
17:43.24OluapPlayerwash with wash
17:43.24MonetMight work. Works for me but then again I meditate.
17:43.36OluapPlayerIt's passed already
17:43.41Monet(breatihng i mean)
17:43.43OluapPlayerBy everything I mostly meant my throat
17:44.01MonetWater helps
17:44.25HachimanIf you overdose then you are guaranteed to not sneeze anymore
17:44.34Xhodum
17:44.57OluapPlayerI'm also guaranteed to never come here ever again
17:45.01Xhohttps://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12321640_1243063302511531_5852736078798541681_n.jpg?oh=321dfc9d0fd7fdcbcfb18504fa090484&oe=56D49ABA
17:45.12OluapPlayermeow
17:45.18Hachimanborkf
17:46.28Imperiosdrom the dog
17:47.42HachimanSo apparently a young teenager was eating some hash browns at McDonalds for breakfast and found a live roach crawling among his potatos
17:47.53HachimanAs in a cockroach
17:48.07OluapPlayerWhat else would it be?
17:48.12HachimanOh wait, sorry, I was wrong
17:48.17HachimanIt was crushed and deep fried
17:48.21MonetThat's one reason not to eat at McDOnalds
17:48.36MonetStill a reason not to eat at McDOnalds
17:49.26HachimanA woman also found a deep fried chicken head among a box of chicken nuggets she got from McDonalds
17:49.34Xhobok
17:49.42OluapPlayerBWAAAAAAAAAAK
17:51.04ImperiosHachiman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZft-yUxSkw
17:51.24HachimanWhat the hell hur
17:51.51Xhoback to the gulag
17:53.08XhoI'm gonna go remake a character
17:53.18XhoTwo perhaps
17:53.45HachimanOther things people have found in their McDonalds meals include a dead rat covered in ranch sauce in a vegetarian salad, a colony of ~30 maggots inside of a Big Mac from a restaurant in Australia, and a used condom in a Happy Meal which was served in Switzerland
17:54.22ImperiosYou do realise McDonalds is the only place I can eat at Mondays
17:54.38Xhonot anymoar
17:54.41Xhostarv
17:54.46OluapPlayerwho dese
17:54.52Xhostarv liek ur ancestors
17:54.59XhoBone-Breaker and Leviathan
17:55.45ImperiosYou mean starve like my compatriots
17:55.50OluapPlayerded skelly and big fish
18:00.16MonetHachiman: " a used condom in a Happy Meal which was served in Switzerland" Child - Look mammi I got a balloon! Eww its all sticky...
18:00.29HachimanIt was apparently found in her fries
18:01.26OluapPlayerShould've put it around one of the fries
18:03.19ImperiosI remember confusing a baloon for a condom
18:03.42Xhosex balloons
18:04.07OluapPlayerI remember finding a condom inside of a trashcan at college
18:04.25Xhogag
18:04.37HachimanI see condoms left in men's public toilets a lot of the time
18:04.48OluapPlayerIt was at the toilet, yeah
18:08.19Hachimanhttps://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/12346301_1711985829023669_3172741283741243145_n.jpg?oh=3dd869445896cd68db862fd664abf44d&oe=56DD8BFD
18:11.02Hachiman"We once had an office dog named 38 Cents because that was how much changed they recovered from his stomach."
18:20.40MonetHachiman: How big is that brain?
18:21.12HachimanNormal human size
18:21.20HachimanI recall it being adult-sized
18:21.25MonetRight
18:21.36HachimanYet there is like little to no info on who the brain belonged to
18:21.56MonetThat was a real brain?
18:22.24HachimanYes
18:22.38HachimanIt was found in some abandoned facility alongside a collection of other brains
18:22.39Wormy_it looks like a naked person praying
18:23.15Wormy_#evidenceofgod
18:23.35MonetIt does look like it could be something from a Victorian museum
18:24.15Hachimanhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lissencephaly Here is the condition
18:25.18Monet"Children with lissencephaly generally have significant developmental delays, but these vary greatly from child to child depending on the degree of brain malformation and seizure control. Life expectancy can be shortened, generally due to respiratory problems." I was hesitant to say but I had guesses this would happen
18:25.52Monetwith the condition
18:25.53OluapPlayerSilky smooth brain
18:27.53MonetEssentially the smooth brain has far far less surface area than a normal brain.
18:28.07Wormy_Monet, Hachiman:  Heard of "phossy jaw"?
18:28.28HachimanI have
18:28.28MonetCan't say I have
18:29.09Wormy_Child workers from match factories in the 19th century had to put up with a weird disease called "phossy jaw".  Their flesh would be eaten away, and their jaw bone would glow.  Requiring  surgury without anaesthetic
18:29.26OluapPlayerGLOW IN THE DARK BITE
18:29.41Wormy_This was down to white phosphorous being used at the time
18:29.53Wormy_https://mrsverlaine.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/phossy.jpg  http://i2.wp.com/whatsgreattoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Phossy-Jaw.jpg?resize=300%2C286
18:29.54Xhoghouls i say
18:29.55Xhoghouls
18:30.37Wormy_There was a similar "Radium jaw", which also made certain bones glow
18:30.43Wormy_like the glowing one
18:31.03OluapPlayerSMOOTHSKIN
18:31.44OluapPlayerAlso that's horrifying
18:33.07Wormy_yeah, an example of the horrid conditions children were forced to work in
18:33.24Wormy_and still are in many places I guess
18:33.27ImperiosHachiman: http://sukadoslez.ru/uploads/posts/2015-03/1426004863_ffhl14rkfn8.jpg
18:33.36MonetYou reminded me of how American Godzilla is somehow able to set off Geiger counters but not show up on IR imaging.
18:33.41Wormy_though white phosphorous is not used in match factories anymore
18:33.56HachimanA cute gopnik
18:33.56HachimanWhat
18:34.16OluapPlayergopqt
18:34.54Wormy_oh, and the lower jaw had to be removed
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18:35.04OluapPlayerThis kills the man
18:35.09Wormy_hi
18:35.09OluapPlayer~throw Cyrannian
18:35.10infobotACTION winds up and throws Cyrannian over the moon.
18:35.18Cyrannian~explode OluapPlayer
18:35.19infobotACTION blows up OluapPlayer with bombs
18:35.35CyrannianDoes anyone else have a problem with Steam in which the Store and Community aren't available?
18:35.56Wormy_I keep getting errors lately
18:35.57HachimanI am not facing that
18:36.02ImperiosHi
18:38.14HachimanMonet: I am checking up on the aliens for XCOM 2 and it has been revealed that the Sectoids and Mutons have been spliced and genetically modified with human DNA, while the Vipers (the Snakemen replacements) are the original, unaugmented form of the Thin Men featured in XCOM: Enemy Unknown
18:38.48HachimanSo the Sectoids are taller and leaner while the Mutons are more intelligent and cunning
18:38.58MonetHachiman: Seen
18:39.08MonetMutons als oappear t obe uglier
18:39.23HachimanAye, especially the Berserker
18:40.28HachimanI want to preorder XCOM 2 but I am fairly certain it would kill my PC to try running it
18:41.44OluapPlayerGet a better PC nao
18:41.49Hachimannon
18:41.58HachimanI need to find out of the GPU is connected to my motherboard or not
18:42.08HachimanIf it is not, I can get a better one
18:42.18OluapPlayerdo dat den
18:42.22Hachimannon
18:42.26Hachimando i look liek i am made of muni
18:42.30OluapPlayerye
18:42.47MonetAll you need to do isremove the cover
18:42.53OluapPlayeru get payment for bein a retarded every monff
18:42.55OluapPlayerput it to use
18:42.58Hachiman;-;
18:43.22HachimanIt will not be enough to cover feeding myself and getting other supplie
18:43.25Hachimansupplies even
18:43.25OluapPlayerOkay I think I went too far there
18:43.27OluapPlayerSorry hur
18:43.44HachimanA respectable GPU will cost me between £100 and £170
18:43.51HachimanI only get £100 a month hur
18:43.53HachimanWell
18:43.58Hachiman£100 every fortnight
18:44.04HachimanSo £200 a month
18:44.28OluapPlayerI'm sure you can afford it if you economize for a while
18:44.43OluapPlayersave up dosh to use l8r
18:44.47HachimanI can afford it if I manage to get a job which is looking unlikely
18:44.57HachimanI keep getting no responses
18:45.17ImperiosWait so BJ is a currency
18:45.44OluapPlayeris dat blowjob
18:45.46OluapPlayercus yes it is
18:46.11ImperiosWell it's Brits so yeah
18:46.26MonetHachiman: Ideally your parents could help with reccomendations.
18:46.56HachimanMy parents refuse to help me
18:46.58MonetAs in they could notify their employers or friends that you're searching
18:47.03HachimanThey want me to do it on my own
18:47.10MonetConnectivity.
18:48.04HachimanIf I ask them for help, I get called lazy and unprepared for reality and they will make me feel humiliated and shitty
18:48.11HachimanThey want me to find a job on my own
18:48.12MonetCrap then. Not sure what to suggest because I've bee ngetting different.
18:49.25Monet"Its who you know" is a very powerful tool for finding employment.
18:49.53HachimanThe only people my parents know are people in their workplace - and they are both police officers
18:50.39HachimanFinding a job is more vital for me now than ever since I decided against going to university this year
18:51.19OluapPlayerYou can ask your teachers for help, they can perhaps direct you to a job related to your college course
18:51.32OluapPlayerMy college does that constantly
18:51.39HachimanNo, not that kind of job
18:51.52HachimanA job relating to my course requires stuff like degrees
18:51.59Wormy_Looks like it will be a trip down to the humiliating Jobseekers
18:52.03OluapPlayerYou gotta start somewhere
18:52.20HachimanDegrees are what you go to university for
18:52.24MonetWhat about asking for internships?
18:52.26ImperiosHachiman: http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/908/210/cc6.png Pol in a nutshell
18:52.59HachimanI've considered it but I figure I am too inexperienced for it
18:53.04Wormy_I still need to get on board with finding Masters degrees, or its Jobseekers Plus for me next year
18:53.53Wormy_I may pick ascience visualisation, or the the philosophy of science, dunno
18:54.01Wormy_*science
18:54.11HachimanDo not go for philosophy
18:54.17HachimanYou will regret it when you graduate and end up nowhere
18:54.29Wormy_I have a passion for the philosophy of science
18:54.31HachimanThe most available jobs in my area are ones relating to care homes and I hate the idea of working with old people or spastics
18:54.38Wormy_I'm probably going to end up nowhere :P
18:54.51OluapPlayerphilosophy of science > care homes
18:54.54OluapPlayerThese are not related at all tho
18:54.57Wormy_East Midlands is probably the poorest part of England
18:55.16HachimanI wasn't saying they were related
18:55.21Wormy_But I'd like to be in something academic so who knows
18:55.26ImperiosPhilosophers are insane people
18:55.39MonetHachiman: Self-confidence. Are there no pubs or shops hiring no cleaning jobs?
18:55.49HachimanThere might be
18:56.01OluapPlayerhachi in a qt maid outfit
18:56.24Wormy_But I've also got a passion for science animation / simulation now
18:56.27MonetMore like Hachi in dirty navy blue boiler suit.
18:56.50Wormy_And that could lead me into VFX industry, if not science
18:57.36MonetHachiman: Anothe roption is to sign on to a temp agency. It tends to be last-minute or first-come-first-serve kind of hiring though.
18:58.46Wormy_Do you have any relatives that lived in slightly more opportunistic parts?
18:58.51Wormy_*live
19:00.49HachimanI am disowned by most of my relatives
19:00.52HachimanThat or out of contact]
19:01.07Wormy_Ouch, all right
19:01.09OluapPlayerYickes
19:01.18HachimanI have no contact with any cousins and I am entirely disowned on my paternal side
19:01.24OluapPlayeru got us
19:01.28OluapPlayerFor all that's worth
19:02.32ImperiosCome right here, you deserve a hug
19:03.13ImperiosAnd yes, you've got us
19:03.23HachimanWhy do you all feel sorry for me all of a sudden hur
19:03.24ImperiosWe've been friends for years, not going to abandon each other now
19:03.40ImperiosI feel sorry for a lot of people, I am like that
19:03.58OluapPlayerWell, honestly
19:03.58ImperiosI can be narcissistic but that does not mean I am incapable of compassion
19:04.02Cyrannianhttp://www.quickmeme.com/img/3f/3f76a672aa405c97f588c68fee680dd7b909b4b97daf2f220a89177177c50767.jpg
19:04.03OluapPlayerYour situation is really fucking shitty
19:04.12OluapPlayerIn your place I'd like some moral support at least
19:04.23ImperiosYeah
19:04.36Wormy_I actually relate in some ways, when it comes to jobs / jobseekers.  None where I live, known close people who have been stuck on zero hour contracts and jobseekers for years
19:04.38MonetThe first job is often the hardest one to get.
19:04.39ImperiosIf any of us ever meet IRL, we'll hug you
19:04.45OluapPlayerVirtual hugs are the best hugs since they don't have the yicky physical contact part
19:04.48ImperiosIRL
19:04.54ImperiosImplying hugs are bad
19:04.57ImperiosHugs are <333
19:05.06OluapPlayerOluap doesn't like physical contct
19:05.08Xho[19:04] <@OluapPlayer> Virtual hugs are the best hugs since they don't have the yicky physical contact part                   Best Comment 2015
19:05.14OluapPlayercontact even
19:05.22Wormy_Also I once was with them for weeks before they turned around and cancelled my benefits because I had finished college weeks before
19:05.43Wormy_Anyway so I'm sticking to the academic route as much as possible
19:05.55Wormy_Because they make it humilating
19:05.56ImperiosImperios loves physical contact, even with people he does not normally find phyiscally attractive
19:06.01OluapPlayerNow I gotta spend 2 hours in the sun to wait for college
19:06.06ImperiosAlright I might be a little to honest here
19:06.15ImperiosOluapPlayer: But it's winter- oh wait, BRAZIL
19:06.29OluapPlayerSouth Hemisphere
19:06.35Wormy_<PROTECTED>
19:06.42OluapPlayerWe're 10 days away from the beginning of summer over here
19:06.50ImperiosYes that is what I was referring to
19:06.55Imperiosyou're going to melt
19:07.08OluapPlayerSuch is life
19:07.24Wormy_I don't know I'm doing next year, or the next 2 years I only hope I can continue university and hopefully something good will come from it
19:07.31ImperiosAt least you have normal weather here
19:07.43ImperiosIt's December here and still not an ounce of snow
19:07.45ImperiosI WANT SNOW
19:08.50HachimanWelcome to the UK hur
19:08.57Monet<PROTECTED>
19:09.04ImperiosFirst you took away our sun
19:09.08ImperiosNow you  take away our snow
19:09.29Imperios^ Two pampered narcissists here
19:09.40ImperiosEven when comforting people we talk about ourselves
19:10.01Monet<PROTECTED>
19:10.05ImperiosTrue
19:10.23ImperiosI was referring mostly to myself hur
19:11.58MonetAs much as I'd like a part-time job, uni keeps me way to obusy.
19:12.03Wormy_I am talking an awful lot about myself lately
19:12.19Wormy_Yeah it is hard to maintain both
19:13.18MonetThough the best advice I can give is don't let 9K a year put you off. There's also student loans too but its an investment
19:13.44Wormy_If you never earn more than a certain amount it doesn't get paid anyway
19:13.55MonetOluap mentioned that his college helps its students find places in industry. And my own course leader likes to filter down job opportunities to recent graduates.
19:14.18Wormy_University is a great opportunity for networking
19:14.35Wormy_And you know, it is still not quite too late to apply
19:14.47Wormy_Bbl, got a Christmas party
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19:15.08Wormy_awayalso clearence next year
19:15.29Spuhttp://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/8/8b/Leviathan2015.png/revision/latest?cb=20151211191315 leviathan got makeover
19:15.42MonetThe only real concern I see financially is accommodation. You might get a decent student loan from your parents' hosehold income but unless the ideal course is a commute away, rent will be an issue.
19:17.05Monet<PROTECTED>
19:17.42MonetUnless you watch Greek. No way those students are living off their own means.
19:17.44ImperiosSpu: He looks like a horse
19:18.57HachimanLooks pretty cool
19:20.28MonetHe's slimmed odwn cquite a bit.
19:20.55MonetThen again as an elf it kind-of makes sense
19:22.16MonetIt might sound racist but I'm having trouble amaginine a Terminator elf.
19:22.32Monetimagining*
19:23.06MonetWell, sort of can but the APollo Belvedere tends to be more iconic.
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19:27.08dromImperios: So there were a coup attempt in the Ukranian parlament, a MP tried carrying away the president.
19:27.40dromImperios: pic: https://i.imgur.com/8yj5Kxm.jpg
19:28.51CyrannianA coup isn't a coup without inappropriate touching
19:30.24dromCorrection, it is apparently very recent: "Its still on /r/worldnews the Prime Minister was talking, when a member of parliment walked up with roses, and started to physically remove him from the podium. Fighting ensued."
19:30.50dromThere we go http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35069016
19:31.07Imperiosdrom: That is not the president
19:31.13ImperiosThat is Yatsenyuk
19:31.14ImperiosThe PM
19:31.55dromYeah yeah, the post earlier labelled him as "the president"
19:32.19dromBut now the twist is solved
19:32.21MonetReditlogic
19:32.45dromIndeed
19:32.56ImperiosPresident is fat chocolate guy
19:33.05Imperios*The Ukrainian president is a fat chocolate guy
19:33.09ImperiosThe PM is a thin bald guy
19:33.12ImperiosSimple as that
19:33.57MonetTurns out Germany does have a president, his public influence is just dwarfed by that of the CHancellor.
19:34.45ImperiosPresident Pussywhipped
19:34.48dromFound this post explaining Sweden's "high numbers of rape cases": https://www.reddit.com/r/sweden/comments/3w8gki/the_number_of_rapes_in_sweden_are_not_as_high_as/
19:34.49ImperiosIsrael has that too AFAIK
19:36.06MonetIran's president has afraction of the power that media makes it sound like he has.
19:36.33MonetHe's an example of someone who has a lot of public attention but very little personal power.
19:36.54ImperiosDon't they have that High Priest guy
19:36.56ImperiosSupreme Leder
19:36.58ImperiosLeader
19:37.03Imperiosdrom: http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1449862375532.webm
19:37.11MonetThey Ayatollah?
19:37.25dromImperios: welp
19:38.40ImperiosWell Ayatollah is more of a general title
19:39.01ImperiosThere are several Ayatollahs and/or Grand Ayatollahs, one of which is the Supreme Leader
19:39.09ImperiosThink of them as cardinals
19:39.09MonetTrue but the ultimate authority in Iran is the Guardian COuncil.
19:39.15ImperiosWhich the SL heads
19:39.44MonetYeah
19:40.53MonetI suppose an example of just how powerless the Iranian president actually is can be seen in the fact that a presidential candidate can be disqualified from running if he's not as adhering to the tenets of Islam as the Guardian Council likes.
19:43.20MonetAnd any proposal that is put forward to the Iranian government has to go through the council.
19:44.03MonetIts probably one of the strongest examples of a modern state participating in a theocracy.
19:45.16ImperiosThere are exactly two theocracies in the world
19:45.19ImperiosIran and Vatican
19:45.23ImperiosUnless you count the UK
19:45.27ImperiosWhich sort of is
19:45.53ImperiosOh and the Tibetan government in exile
19:47.07MonetI'm not sure if I'd count the Vatican as a sovereign state given how in practice it relies on Italy for pretty much everything.
19:47.40MonetIt is sovereign, but by the looks of things only de jure.
19:48.10MonetThe best comparison to the Vatican I can see is City of London compared ot Great Britain.
19:48.10ImperiosWell then the only true theocracy is Iran
19:48.37HachimanAnd ISIS
19:48.55ImperiosISIS is a caliphate
19:49.01ImperiosA caliphate is more like the UK
19:49.26ImperiosThe ruler heads the church and is considered sort of divinely ordained, but not necessarily a spiritual ruler
19:51.20MonetThe Queen acts as more of an advisor to the Prime Minister.
19:51.41ImperiosYeah of course but you see the comparison
19:51.56MonetYeah.
19:52.03dromQueen - I've a advice for you: Behead those filthy peasants!
19:52.33ImperiosThis reminds me of a lecture on Islamism that I attended at uni
19:52.36Imperios*of the
19:53.07MonetOh?
19:53.53ImperiosBasically I am not exactly sure how ISYou see, ISIS styles itself after the Rashidun Caliphate, which is the earliest Islamic dynasty after Muhammad
19:54.43ImperiosThe Rashidun caliphs were not monarchs per se as they were not connected by blood; rather, they were Muhammad's supporters and advisors etc
19:55.37ImperiosThey also had a sort of limited rule in that they swore to their subjects that they are only fit to rule if they rule in Muhammad's example, and should they fall from the tenets of Islam, they are free to be deposed
19:56.02ImperiosSo one of the students asked if ISIS and other Islamist groups follow the same principle
19:56.50ImperiosThe professor (which was from Michigan, apparently) answered that whoever manages to convince ISIS to overthrow and kill their own leaders would deserve a medal hur
19:56.56Imperios*whoever managed
19:58.34MonetYeah. WHen it comes to history, ISIS seem to have their ow nidea of Mohammed's ideas of how to rule a nation. And being a political leader he had ot do more than declare holy wars or carry out Allah's will.
19:59.20MonetAs can be seen in the brief reign of Garrosh Hellscream, declaring war on every single nation who isn't you is a *really* shortsighted idea.
19:59.58Imperios>Garrosh Hellscream
20:00.16ImperiosOhgod now I have the mental image of time-travelling Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
20:00.19ImperiosThe Iron Caliphate
20:00.57MonetI think the Devs may have been trying ot channel Adolph Hitler.
20:01.15MonetNine Divines...
20:01.32MonetBlizzard ...
20:02.09ImperiosI presume
20:02.10MonetWarlords of Draenor: The heroes of Azeroth travel back in time to kill Adrosh Heller and his Nazi Orcs.
20:02.19ImperiosHur
20:02.24ImperiosWould that make Gul'dan Stalin
20:02.27MonetIt makes so much sense now!
20:02.35ImperiosOr wait no
20:02.42ImperiosShadow Council is Israel
20:03.01MonetHe turned the shamanistic orcs into a highly industrialised war machine, just like Hitler did when he reformed Germany.
20:03.48MonetI guess the Draenai would be Poland or France.
20:04.31ImperiosThe Draenei are either Jews or Armenians in terms of culture
20:04.50MonetFucking hell Blizzard...
20:05.43MonetAnd the leader of the Allied forces is a wizard with a love of tea..
20:06.07MonetWorld of Warcraft: World War Draenor.
20:07.39MonetActually yeah
20:08.05MonetBefore worming his way up the ranks of the Nazi party, Hitler had spent time in prison.
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20:12.19WormydroidHi
20:12.29ImperiosSpeaking of ISIS Monet have I told you about al-Raqqa
20:12.35ImperiosAnd Aladdin
20:13.01MonetWormydroid: Hi
20:13.01MonetImperios: Don't think so.
20:13.10ImperiosBasically
20:13.14WormydroidHey up
20:14.07ImperiosJafar was a historical character, an advisor to one of the Abbasid Caliphs - Harun al-Rashid
20:14.28MonetI think I know of this stuff
20:14.43MonetAnd contrary to Alladin wasn't Harun al-Rashid a reasonable man?
20:14.52ImperiosHarun al-Rashid ruled in Baghdad, but later moved his capital to ar-Raqqa later in his life
20:15.02ImperiosThe Sultan in Aladdin is fairly old
20:15.14ImperiosSo there is only one real-life city Agrabah can be
20:15.22ImperiosAnd that is the stronghold of the Islamic State
20:15.47MonetI've heard somewhere that the story of Aladdin isn't as old as other chapters in the Arabian Nights.
20:15.58MonetIt's rather separate.
20:19.22dromMonet: Do you feel like playing Civ:BE over the weekend?
20:19.45Monetdrom: Perhaps.
20:20.20dromlooks at Tek0516
20:20.40dromI heard that you have Civ:BE too
20:22.40dromCharles_Murray has also got Civ:BE, I'll go and ask him if he is interested.
20:26.05dromMonet Wormy_away: http://i.imgur.com/GGlJU1A.jpg
20:38.58HachimanWormy_away: https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xla1/v/t1.0-9/12341356_2595930407120800_945640772555483597_n.jpg?oh=3af6137ce66b36a7f7fa0a001026a228&oe=56E7613D
20:39.32dromWell, ain't he cute?
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20:42.57DrodoEmpireHi everyone
20:43.01WormydroidHi
20:43.32WormydroidCyrannian you may knock off wormy away
20:43.53MonetHi
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20:44.18WormydroidTy
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20:49.41Wormydroid_Hi
20:51.31Tek0516Drom: You pinged?
20:51.41Hachimanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE342VvfKRE&feature=youtu.be My sides
20:51.44HachimanI love this video
20:51.55dromTek0516: Aye
20:52.01drom<drom> I heard that you have Civ:BE too
20:52.31Tek0516I do, but I never even played to the mid-game actually. >.>
20:52.38Wormydroid_http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/donald-trump-wants-to-ban-the-internet-will-ask-bill-gates-to-close-it-up-a6764396.html
20:52.48dromTek0516: Get mods!
20:53.08dromAnd if possible, try increasing the difficulty a level
20:55.04MonetWormydroid_: Ironic because very few terrorists are masterminds.
21:03.23dromHachiman: http://i.imgur.com/5E3J4YD.png
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21:16.22MonetHi
21:21.44dromHey
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21:23.51WormydroidI hate it when the media calls them masterminds monet
21:24.16dromMonet Hachiman Wormydroid: http://satwcomic.com/art/force-was-needed.png
21:24.28MonetA lot of them are either desperate or ordinary people.
21:24.35Monetdrom: Saw. I laughed
21:24.40HachimanWormydroid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzx16WnuTdA New Dark5 about Chernobyk
21:24.42HachimanChernobyl
21:25.01HachimanDark5 was a double asshole this time around and added *really* creepy music
21:27.00Spuchernobwaaak
21:27.31Spu"Rudolph the blue stained carcass, had a very makeshift grave , and if you ever saw him, you would die a fate worse than aids..."
21:28.50Spureal life fallout dis
21:29.14HachimanAye
21:29.35HachimanReindeer corpses were irradiated and mutated, their meat stained blue
21:29.44Sputasty
21:31.13Spu200 people still live near Chernobyl
21:31.16Spughouls I say
21:31.50HachimanJesus
21:32.33dromImperios: This is thru arte https://youtu.be/6bixW1SQJlo
21:34.17dromImperios Spu Hachiman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCkwi7bHOak
21:34.19dromFinland
21:34.49Spuwat
21:36.09Spu"Ukrainian officials estimate the area will not be safe for human life again for another 20,000 years"
21:36.11Spu20,000 years
21:36.16Spudat half life bro
21:37.08dromno
21:37.16dromthe true answer is Stalker
21:37.20SpuCHEEKI BREEKI
21:39.03HachimanI wonder what a recolonized Chernobyl would be like
21:39.32SpuA bit of cheeki, some breeki
21:39.42SpuAlso Deathclawes
21:39.46SpuDeathclaws even
21:40.11ImperiosRussian Deathcalws
21:40.17ImperiosOkay, Ukrainian-Russian Deathclaws
21:40.32HachimanDeathsquats
21:41.49SpuJust give Wladimir Klitschko some claws and we're all set
21:41.57HachimanWell I was looking through jobs in my county and Tesco is offering a part-time position for night shifts, 22:00 through to 07:00
21:42.05HachimanDo I really want to torture myself
21:42.05SpuYou will die
21:42.22HachimanGranted they pay £7 an hour
21:42.38HachimanSo above minimum wage for an under-21
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21:44.02HachimanAnd the days I would be working would be Friday and Saturday if I get accepted for it
21:44.19HachimanSo I make £140 in two days
21:44.26WormydroidHachiman. I watched dark5 and alltime10s paranormal bid at dawn this morning
21:44.34WormydroidVid
21:44.53WormydroidThe sound effect they used occurs in my hypnagogia sometimes
21:45.02HachimanLink me
21:45.02WormydroidI was very creeped out
21:45.33WormydroidI can't easily on this, but they only uploaded it a day or two ago
21:45.38Hachimanrite
21:45.52HachimanOver the course of a month, I would be earning £560 for spending my night shifts stacking shelves and whatnot
21:45.53dromHachiman: At least it helps getting at times where otherwise Aussies and Amuricans are most active.
21:46.46HachimanThe very concept of earning £560 a month makes me eager to try to take this opportunity
21:47.05SpuWell as some famous guy once said, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take
21:47.17WormydroidEspecially as I have to walk by a graveyard to the train in the dark
21:47.58WormydroidThose Black Eyed Children are creepy
21:48.09HachimanAh yes I know what you're on about now
21:48.10CyrannianThat doesn't sound too bad really, no annoying customers at least
21:48.16HachimanAye
21:48.37HachimanPlus I can probably take naps during break and have an excuse to sleep in all Saturday morning kek
21:49.18dromHachiman: Also a good excuse to bring your computer to pass all the time when there are no customers
21:49.24HachimanAye
21:49.31HachimanAlthough ideally I should be working hur
21:49.39HachimanI don't want to fuck up whatever my first job is
21:52.02dromImperios: Gondola http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/041/025/658.jpg
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21:53.18dromI find it rather funny, because it is a mutation of the finish spurdo, usually used to represent the life of people who doesn't do more than living their lives and accept the way it goes, usually melancholically
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21:54.34CyrannianHai Liquid
21:54.59SpuI am so bored right now
21:55.07Wormydroid_You wouldnt think that a running group likes buffet and drinks, but they do
21:55.24Liquid_InkHello
21:55.24Wormydroid_Im at a Xmas party with them hur
21:56.44Wormydroid_Not drunk though, eaten too much
21:57.24Imperiosdrom: http://s00.yaplakal.com/pics/pics_original/9/7/2/599279.jpg
21:57.41ImperiosHachiman: What does BJ even stand for?
21:57.48ImperiosBritish Jews?
21:57.57dromImperios: oh god
21:58.11dromImperios: BlowJob, methinks
21:58.18ImperiosI mean BJ in terms of money
21:58.23ImperiosThese Brits folk say BJ-something
21:58.36Imperiosfirst I thought it was a guitar type when Xho used it
21:58.43ImperiosThen I realised it has something to do with money
21:58.57Wormydroid_Also lots of chocolate
21:59.08MonetHachiman: Does sound like a promising prospect. Though I've heard bad things about Tesco staff.
21:59.19ImperiosSo anyway what does BJ mean
21:59.22ImperiosBritish what?
21:59.28ImperiosJewelery? Jousting? Joules?
22:00.08dromMonet: The guide you sent me, it looks good.
22:00.10MonetAs far as I know BJ mans blow-job.
22:01.21SpuHachiman: YOU WIL FUCKING DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
22:01.26ImperiosThat
22:01.27Imperios" Over the course of a month, I would be earning £560 for spending my night shifts stacking shelves and whatnot"
22:01.30ImperiosBJ560
22:01.32ImperiosWhat does that mean
22:01.45Imperios560 BJs? Is that how much Hachi wants to recieve
22:01.50Liquid_Ink560 pounds
22:02.13Wormydroid_Of dick
22:02.15ImperiosWhat does BJ stand fore though
22:02.46Liquid_Ink[08:00] <Monet> As far as I know BJ mans blow-job.
22:02.47DrodoEmpireI don't see where you're seeing "BJ" in the above quote
22:03.16drom<Imperios> I mean BJ in terms of money
22:03.17ImperiosBJ560
22:03.18ImperiosBJ
22:03.19DrodoEmpireBut yes as far as we all know it refers to a blowjob. :p It could relate to something else but if it does we dunno
22:03.25ImperiosBJ - 560 = 560 BJs?
22:03.32ImperiosWhat do you mean Brits count money in BJs
22:03.42SpuDear god what's going on
22:03.44ImperiosI realise UK is the most LGBT-tolerant country in the world but really
22:03.48Wormydroid_Yes
22:03.50ImperiosDo you count money in BJs
22:03.52CyrannianOh lord, I don't recommend googling "BJ" and "money" in the same sentence.
22:03.53dromCould be "British Junk"
22:04.04Cyrannianclears his search history
22:04.10DrodoEmpireOh dear.
22:04.19Wormydroid_They are onto you
22:04.20MonetNo shit
22:04.39SpuI like substituing the idea of a blow job to 'British Jousting'
22:04.45SpuIn fact that's just hilarious
22:04.54MonetDon't need to search to know BJ + money = bad results
22:04.55Spusubstituting
22:05.06Wormydroid_Britain has a tradition of stick fighting
22:05.19HachimanOh I think I know what is going on
22:05.22ImperiosAnd plunging these sticks into the "helmets" of the enemies
22:05.30Hachiman£ registers as BJ on Imp's side
22:05.32ImperiosApparently
22:05.35ImperiosYeah
22:05.37ImperiosBJ
22:05.39ImperiosWhy BJ?
22:05.42Wormydroid_A manly art
22:06.05HachimanThe symbol of the pound sterling translates into BJ for some reason on Imp's end
22:06.16ImperiosOh
22:06.17ImperiosOH
22:06.22ImperiosDear lord
22:06.32Cyrannian*Russia-UK relations*
22:06.32ImperiosSo all this time you were saying ?-number
22:06.36ImperiosRather than BJ-number?
22:06.37HachimanYes
22:07.12ImperiosIt was kind of amusing to see you talk about BJs
22:07.43Wormydroid_The wonders of electronic translation
22:07.46dromhappens me to everytime someone inserts special characters in their messages
22:08.06ImperiosLet me try that too
22:08.19dromFor instance, Spu had this:  in their message few hours ago - it appears as a box with four 0's for me.
22:08.20HachimanSpu: YOU ARE NOTHING BUT AN UNORGANIZED GRABASSTIC PIECE OF AMPHIBIAN SHIT
22:08.27Imperios?
22:08.28SpuI misread that "Happens to me when someone inserts electronic charges in their massages"
22:08.29ImperiosWhat do you see
22:08.30Imperios?
22:08.36Cyrannianolol
22:08.37dromA question mark
22:08.38HachimanI see a question mark
22:08.43Wormydroid_I get a question mark
22:08.44SpuHachiman: SHIIISH
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22:08.48CyrannianYes, a question mark
22:08.52Cyrannian~slap OluapPlayer
22:08.52infobotACTION slaps OluapPlayer, keep your grubby fingers to yourself!
22:08.53ImperiosWell that was... far more mundane
22:08.54SpuI get a ?
22:08.57ImperiosIt was the rouble
22:09.00drom§@£$€
22:09.07OluapPlayer~toss Cyrannian
22:09.20OluapPlayerbah, no toss command
22:09.36Cyrannianvictory fufufufu
22:09.36Technobliteratordumbo
22:09.37Wormydroid_Sevond one is an @
22:09.45SpuSee in the UK 'toss' would be quite funny
22:09.46OluapPlayerlosa
22:09.53Technobliteratorhow's MGSV going?
22:09.57drom~boot OluapPlayer and Cyrannian
22:09.58infobotACTION inconspicously shuffles over to get a straight line across OluapPlayer and Cyrannian to the window above the dumpster, takes aim, and punts OluapPlayer and Cyrannian out to where he belongs!
22:09.58ImperiosI presume the ? stands for "Is Putin great leader or greatest leader?"
22:10.02OluapPlayerspu ur a tossa
22:10.17OluapPlayerIt's going okay
22:10.21OluapPlayerNot much progress
22:10.26TechnobliteratorSorry, I haven't really been checking the channel recently >.< Partly because of uni work which is done in a week, but also generally being tired of all the political chat here
22:10.32Technobliteratorah, fair enough
22:10.42ImperiosOluapPlayer: Apparently the British pound's symbol translates into "BJ" on my IRC client
22:10.59OluapPlayerOld men giving blowjobs
22:11.11ImperiosSo I witnessed an interesting conversation about how Hachiman wanted to recieve 560 BJs a month
22:11.23OluapPlayerolol
22:11.30Technobliterator._.
22:12.05dromWormydroid_: Compare " §@£$€ " to this: i.imgur.com/QoVfqYy.png
22:12.24Wormydroid_I dont get a link
22:12.36Imperioshttp://i.imgur.com/6EOcpKv.png Here
22:12.42dromWormydroid_: http://i.imgur.com/QoVfqYy.png
22:12.57Wormydroid_Yeah its the same
22:13.04SpuThen we suggested in renaming the term for 'blow job' to 'British Jousting'
22:13.07SpuWhich I'm still laughing to
22:13.13ImperiosThe final sentence is the best
22:13.24OluapPlayerTHE BRITS JOUST DICKS IN THEIR MOUTHS
22:13.29OluapPlayerWITH THEIR BAD MOUTH HYGIENE AND ALL
22:14.03Imperios"The very concept of earning BJ560 a month makes me eager to try to take this opportunity" - Hachiman, 2015
22:14.11OluapPlayerhur
22:14.13dromI'm also amaused by "bitch jockey" too
22:15.02Imperios"They pay BJ7 an hour"
22:15.04dromamused*
22:15.07ImperiosThat's a pretty cool job
22:15.15Spu7 blowjobs an hour
22:15.17HachimanThat's *above* minimum wage
22:15.22SpuHachi dies from an STD cocktail three hours in
22:15.50ImperiosOkay that is more sinister
22:15.55Imperios"So I make BJ140 in two days"
22:15.57Wormydroid_Cock-tail
22:16.00Imperios"I make BJ140"
22:16.01Spuayyy
22:16.08ImperiosHachi's life is interesting indeed
22:16.19HachimanFor an undergraduate like myself, earning above the minimum wage is a great opportunity
22:16.57dromApparently "BJ" is also abbrevation for 'blackjack'
22:17.25ImperiosBJ1 and HK2
22:17.53Spuching chong
22:17.58drom"Bubble Jet", "Bachelor of Journalism" and Beijing
22:18.02SpuSorry I just felt like doing that
22:18.07SpuOh hey it became relevant
22:18.17OluapPlayerhttps://fat.gfycat.com/AstonishingSpanishElephant.webm
22:18.24ImperiosSpu: >ching chong
22:18.28dromHoo-koo yourself
22:18.30ImperiosSilly you, I am not Tybusen
22:18.36Wormydroid_Oh boy, thete is a beer festival mext door
22:18.37MonetOnly slightly above.
22:18.41ImperiosOr BNSC
22:18.52ImperiosMonet: More like east
22:18.54MonetMinimum wage for you hachi is I think £6.50
22:18.56HachimanWormydroid: Crash it
22:18.57dromImperios: LawfulInsane too
22:18.59Wormydroid_I will go if I get drunk
22:19.05dromExcept he lives in Hong Kong
22:19.09Hachiman£6.50 is for over-21s I believe
22:19.18Imperios6,5 BJs
22:19.37dromHachiman's nuts will always be dry
22:19.51OluapPlayerdeez nuts
22:19.56HachimanHAH
22:19.56MonetAh yes
22:19.58HachimanGOT EEM
22:20.06MonetFor me it would be £6.70.
22:20.12dromOh, that helps your wish to not pass your genes, Hachiman.
22:20.19HachimanAye
22:20.21MonetFor you its either £5.30 or 3.87
22:20.31Spu£3.87
22:20.34Spudafuq kinda wage is dat
22:20.48MonetTeen wage.
22:21.04MonetIts the minumum wage for under-18s
22:21.13HachimanI am 19 hur
22:21.24Monet£5.30 it is then
22:21.51HachimanAlso I made a mathematical mistake, it would not be £560 a month since there are 9 hours between 10pm and 7am and not 10 like I thought
22:21.57HachimanMaths is not my strongpoint hur
22:22.02dromThe one-month work, I had less than £8 in our equivalent currency per hour or something.
22:22.02Spulern mats
22:22.28SpuWish I could keep all the money I earned
22:22.32SpuI'd be rolling in it
22:23.11ImperiosHachiman: https://migchels.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/hakuun-yasutani.jpg Suddenly Zen seems... not nice
22:23.38SpuTEIKOKU ZEN
22:23.38OluapPlayerThat guy looks like a goblin
22:23.46dromGot it, it was about £7.7 per hour.
22:24.11ImperiosHachiman drom OluapPlayer: https://www.rt.com/news/325608-putin-gives-girl-puppy/
22:24.23Imperios"In the true holiday spirit, Olga Maruchshenko, from a small town in Siberia, got the present of a lifetime from Vladimir Putin. "
22:24.32Imperios"Olga’s younger sister also received a present from Putin."
22:24.40OluapPlayerCute
22:25.12dromDawh
22:25.29SpuAnd this guy is a terminator
22:25.36HachimanPutin is best God-Empeor
22:25.38dromI fricking love huskies
22:25.40HachimanGod-Emperor even
22:26.07OluapPlayerPutin is cute when he's not trying to take over the world
22:26.28dromI wonder when will he able to transcend as the Universe's emperor
22:27.23HachimanOkay so I kinda made a mistake and misread some stuff
22:27.31HachimanTurns out the salary is competitive
22:27.37HachimanRather than set in stone
22:27.43OluapPlayerwat dat mean
22:28.03HachimanHow do I explain
22:28.26MonetHmm
22:28.44MonetDo you mean it is dependant on your job effectiveness?
22:29.11MonetOr your value as an employee?
22:29.30HachimanThe corporation I would be joining up with would be paying as much or higher than the standard salary of other similar corporations for someone of my age, experience, and expertise with the job
22:29.48HachimanSo minimum wage or higher
22:30.00MonetOh that kind of competetive
22:30.45dromSo that means you should expect oscillating wage?
22:30.57HachimanOscillating
22:31.00HachimanWhat the fuck does that mean
22:31.05dromGoes up and down
22:31.17HachimanProbably up rather than down
22:31.27dromAh
22:31.36HachimanThe other thing that concerns me is that the position is only temporary
22:31.47OluapPlayerSpu: Where's that pic you made with the order of the Simulacrum realms?
22:31.58Spu>>>>somewhere<<<<
22:32.04SpuNot sure lemme find it
22:32.06OluapPlayerspoopid
22:32.34OluapPlayerI'm planning to rewrite the Underworld and Sanguine Hill pages cause they lack content right now
22:32.38dromHachiman: More about oscillation if you are curious https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscillation
22:32.46Spuhttp://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/6/67/Fantasyverseverses.png/revision/latest?cb=20140406001602 This one?
22:32.47OluapPlayerOh and Crystallis too. That also exists
22:32.52dromDont' worry, I've picked "simple"
22:32.54OluapPlayerYes that
22:32.56OluapPlayertank u
22:32.58Spuwhoo
22:33.29HachimanI do not know how long I will be working for under the corporation I would be signing up with since it is a temporary position, I am hoping long enough for me to graduate college and apply for a full-time and permanent position
22:33.35OluapPlayerI've decided to give all Sanguinaries the same colour scheme
22:33.39Spured
22:33.43OluapPlayerhttp://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/7/78/Bloodling.png/revision/latest?cb=20151211010903 so they all look like wet liquid thingies
22:33.51Spuc red
22:34.00HachimanLooks like a Loron
22:34.16HachimanOh wait that makes sense because Zran Kar
22:34.25Spugold star 4 u
22:34.25OluapPlayerThat's because they're an edited version of the Loron'Kikra model
22:34.40OluapPlayerBloodling = Loron'Kikra. Seekarav = Fog War-era Kolossus
22:34.40Monet<PROTECTED>
22:34.56SpuI should expand on Midnight and Zenith a bit more
22:35.03SpuZenith definitely
22:35.06HachimanI should expand my dong a bit more
22:35.14OluapPlayerI should kill myself
22:35.19HachimanYes
22:35.19SpuCHANGE PLACES
22:35.27MonetTesco might be okay for a part time position but form what I've heard a permanent position there isn't the best idea.
22:35.45SpuEspecially with its crumbling infrastructure and profits
22:35.55HachimanOuch
22:36.20ImperiosSpu: Can I ask you something about WoA?
22:36.34SpuI was thinking of making Deiwos-like inhabitants for Midnight and Zenith but I'd end up with Néva and Orichalcum Elves again
22:36.39SpuImperios: wat dis
22:37.19ImperiosRemember that plot we had in the original WoA about the "truce" between Xhods and normies
22:37.26ImperiosWill we reference it somehow in the new story?
22:37.34SpuI doubt it massively
22:37.52OluapPlayerSanguinaries are squishy blood people, Revenants are skeletons, Kruos all have bulbous chest hearts
22:37.54OluapPlayerdey all themed
22:37.57OluapPlayermust be themed
22:37.59Sputeems
22:38.31SpuI wonder whether the idea of Midnight and Zenith being two ends of one collective realm might work
22:38.39SpuThough that's staggering close to the Mania/Dementia split
22:39.02OluapPlayerThat'd probably be better thematically since Zenith is a realm without a Simulacrum
22:39.08OluapPlayerand i raeg at that idea
22:39.32MonetWell they're two ends of light and dark.
22:39.41MonetBut being separate realms might be better
22:40.14SpuNalash!Kinmo - movin in                      Soldalatel - dafuq
22:40.33OluapPlayerI don't like the idea of alternate realms unlinked to Simulacra. it encourages people to come up with a bunch of them
22:40.45OluapPlayerCleanslate, Fantasy edition. Destroy all alternate relam
22:40.48OluapPlayerrealms even
22:40.53SpuCaligaduro - works for me
22:41.04OluapPlayerExcept the core twelve hur
22:41.23SpuThe Shadowrealm and Zenith are the only two alternate realms I have
22:41.29SpuCan't really think of any others that would wokr
22:41.30Spuwork
22:41.46HachimanBut Outworld
22:41.47OluapPlayerdum birb realm and dum NIGGO realm
22:41.57MonetWOuld Zenith's simulacra be one of order or discipline?
22:41.57OluapPlayerWhat about it
22:42.03dromHachiman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJbcmC0QrTw
22:42.07SpuRakshaseshvara - watermeleon cannon activate
22:42.09OluapPlayerZenith has no Simulacrum
22:42.26SpuZenith's ruling deity is Soldalatel
22:42.27OluapPlayerWhich is why I like the idea of merging it with Midnight
22:42.39Hachimandrom: Seen
22:42.59SpuSoldalatel's one of three celestial deities
22:43.20OluapPlayerdum deities mor liek
22:43.29SpuThe other two being Aethereus and Akhemazdrís but Aethereus is now merged with Nalashtannylor so Midnight is now Simulacrum-owned
22:43.48SpuAnd Kinmorunddraver as well
22:44.17SpuI've hinted that the Shadowrealm might be a fragmented part of Nothing
22:44.25SpuWell not hinted
22:44.27SpuTheorised
22:45.00SpuOr perhaps some indeterminate space between Koldenwelt and Nothing
22:45.12OluapPlayerZran Kar - my butt crack
22:45.34SpuCaligaduro - u dropped soap         prepare 4 colossal dik
22:45.52OluapPlayerZran Kar - gettin too intelligent for dis shi
22:46.25SpuThe Shadowrealm I don't really want to explore into that much since it's a necessarily vague part of fiction
22:46.28SpuZenith however
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22:48.00DrodoEmpireBack
22:48.02DrodoEmpire>.<
22:48.22OluapPlayerSometimes I forget Crystallis exists
22:48.26OluapPlayerI should try and make it relevant
22:48.30OluapPlayerBut it's kinda hard
22:49.06SpuCaligaduro - get ur three asses outta bed
22:49.19OluapPlayerRamai - no³
22:49.53OluapPlayerAn exploration of it maybe
22:50.05OluapPlayerIt'd be like Hermaeus Mora's realm except Zran Kar stole all the books for himself
22:50.14Sputentacru
22:50.40OluapPlayerOr rather, Molag Bal stole the books from Mora
22:50.47OluapPlayerSince I based Zran off Bal
22:52.02SpuI wonder what other Simulacra there are that are expies of their Daedric Prince counterparts
22:52.20SpuAsv-Aldz is a clear cut expy of Clavicus Vile
22:52.38SpuCaligaduro is some weird ground between Mehrunes Dagon and Jyggalag
22:52.49OluapPlayerZran Kar is Mora + Bal, Harstag is Hircine
22:52.58SpuKaicaiusarin is Vaermina
22:53.05OluapPlayerI don't believe Mortium and Vargash fit any of them
22:53.09HachimanOr Crux
22:53.19OluapPlayerCrux is Sheogorath in a really bad day
22:53.30SpuNalashtannylor is probably somewhere between Azura and Nocturnal
22:53.55SpuSo Meridia I guess considering there's absolutely nothing on Meridia
22:54.35OluapPlayerAsv-Aldz needs a dog companion
22:55.03ImperiosI kinda have Jygalagg and Sheo but they need work
22:55.06SpuKinmo - i hate that dog
22:55.17OluapPlayerAsv-Aldz - DOGMEAT NOOOO
22:55.32OluapPlayerYes, you need to give them and the Outworld pages
22:55.33SpuI guess Caligaduro is a Sithis/Padomay sort of thing as well
22:55.39OluapPlayerThat way I can actually understand them
22:55.43Spucuz void
22:56.34SpuIsiris would be Anu I guess in that sense
22:56.54SpuIt still stumps me that Crux is the opposite of Isiris and not Caligaduro
22:57.02OluapPlayeru lost
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22:57.33WormydroidHi
22:57.44SpuAkhemazdrís is Sithis-ish as well
22:58.25Spuneeds moar sheogorath
22:59.07OluapPlayerSantorakh - behold the simulacrum of lactose-based products
22:59.16ImperiosCaligaduro is a god that still makes sense
22:59.21ImperiosCrux is the god of afsasfasdadasfdafasdasfasfafas
22:59.52HachimanI would compare Crux to a wild animal
23:00.01SpuCrux is fucked up to the point where Caligaduro was the backdrop for his sanity and not insanity
23:00.05OluapPlayerAnd Vestige is the guy trying to teach it tricks
23:00.07Spunao dat not rite
23:00.32SpuCaligaduro probably sees Crux as a failed abortion
23:00.38OluapPlayerVestige - sit you piece of shit                  i said sit not chew my head
23:01.03SpuOr the deformed child hidden in the basement
23:01.30OluapPlayerMortium - ur a deformed baby who happened to give birth to 4 more deformed babies
23:01.42SpuCaligaduro - baby of wat tho
23:01.49OluapPlayerMortium - baby of dum
23:01.59SpuCommencing Xhodocto-level discussion in 3
23:02.14SpuNo I'm really too tired for that
23:02.15OluapPlayer2 1 CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE
23:03.04SpuCaligaduro is a product of the Xhodocto, everything goes mental
23:03.39SpuI'm not quite sure where Caligaduro would rank in terms of power on the Fictionverse side
23:03.47OluapPlayerAngazhar - STUPID CHILD YOU'RE GROUNDED
23:03.55SpuSince he's technically the void god of the Fantasyverse he'd be level with the Xhodocto
23:03.56dromHachiman Spu OluapPlayer: A glitch can make nercomancers who go to your fort, but instead of raising the dead, they go to the library and write a book about nercomanism. Result: http://i.imgur.com/LV6hLtX.png
23:04.03ImperiosSpu: I guess he'd be still kind of limited by his way of thinking
23:04.14ImperiosI mean having been confined to a few worlds kinda limits his perception
23:04.28Imperios"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE BIG SHIPS THAT FLY THROUGH SPACE"
23:04.40SpuIf Caligaduro came into contact with the Xhodocto, Caligaduro would feel like a millimetre big I'd imagine
23:04.49OluapPlayerGhouls in rockets looking for a place to call their ownnnnnnnn
23:05.26Monet"you are nothing in the infinite scope of all possibility"
23:05.52ImperiosActually imagine all Koldenweltian characters in the Fictionverse
23:05.58ImperiosJavina realising there are humans in space but not elves
23:06.02ImperiosShe'd be ecstatic
23:06.11OluapPlayerThen she encounters the Rovegar
23:06.15SpuPelagrios - space rum                     holy shit
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23:06.44MonetLet's have a Mali do something like that :>
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23:06.47OluapPlayerThis reminds me, I made one new Sanguinary yesterday
23:06.50Imperiosgoes on a killing spree
23:06.57ImperiosStill has sex in the end
23:07.04SpuA Draonoggr meets a Draconis
23:07.07SpuGets very, very confused
23:07.20OluapPlayerhttp://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/8/85/Keeper_of_the_Universe.png/revision/latest?cb=20151211004814 this is what the most devoted of Zran Kar's servants eventually become
23:07.36SpuLooks like me with a hangover
23:07.41ImperiosKlaxxa meet the French Empire
23:07.47MonetDraonoggr - Wait...Where are your hoards?
23:07.55ImperiosAlexander - silly rosbif
23:08.06SpuOluapPlayer: so wat dat den
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23:08.26SpuPelagrios and Agent Psi's Excellent Adventure
23:09.05OluapPlayerKeepers of the Universe are basically omniscient, featureless caretakers of Sanguine Hill
23:09.12OluapPlayerThey're the result of being a good servant of Zran Kar
23:09.26SpuZran Kar - u been gud             no face 4 u
23:09.32OluapPlayerEssentially
23:09.33ImperiosMonet: blob:https%3A//drive.google.com/5c3a76a8-f959-4e2b-a952-f2592ed68b70 What a Klaxxa/French Empire contact is doomed to become
23:09.39Imperioswait no
23:09.40Imperioshttps://drive.google.com/file/d/0B5r4qoQ8FsV-Vk9Scmx4NTdwOFE/view this
23:09.42OluapPlayerIf Clothovera ever fell to him, she'd eventually become that
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23:10.12OluapPlayerThey're also the most dangerous thing in the realm after Sanguine Drakes
23:10.17ImperiosHachi - would still bang
23:10.23Spu;fghl
23:10.40OluapPlayerThey can open holes in space and make stars bleed at you
23:11.10WormydroidBequtiful
23:11.28MonetKeeper of the Universe - IMINAH FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!!
23:11.56OluapPlayerAs far as their function go, think of them as Zran Kar's equivalent of the Exalted Sovereigns
23:12.01OluapPlayerBut they're not unkillable Xhodocto
23:12.10SpuExalted Sovereigns -
23:12.18OluapPlayerKeepers of the Universe -
23:12.27SpuCaligaduro - finally a conversation i enjoy
23:12.32OluapPlayerhur
23:12.35MonetActually Minos'Drkaon might blow a draonoggr's mind.
23:12.50dromImperios Monet: If we included ALL dialogue: http://i.imgur.com/C9jQMMN.png
23:12.50OluapPlayerHamoins would love to pay the Rovegar a visit
23:13.00OluapPlayerShe might end up being crowned as the new Matriarch
23:13.00SpuPelagrios goes to the Kicathian Remnant -> drinks all of the Kicathian death drinks and lives
23:13.10OluapPlayerPsi - what is this person
23:13.16SpuPelagrios - mini u
23:13.27OluapPlayerPsi - bff
23:13.46SpuRiad and Agent Zeta's Not So Adventurous Adventure
23:14.01OluapPlayerRiad - everyone around me is dumb          Zeta - i know that feel
23:14.04ImperiosMonet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsWxS2jTsK8 A Draonoggr upon seeing Minos'Drakon
23:14.11SpuNd meets Nu
23:14.23OluapPlayerNd - psycho nut            Nu - tin can
23:14.34SpuNdrhthryr should be strong enough to take on Nu
23:14.40SpuNu would win on the durability side though
23:14.46SpuVery easily
23:15.03dromNd + Nu: psycho tin can nut
23:15.12ImperiosAnd they fuse to become
23:15.13ImperiosNud
23:15.26dromaka Dalek
23:15.31SpuSantorakh - i actually regret something
23:15.38OluapPlayerolol
23:15.41ImperiosOluapPlayer: Transforms the Matriarchy into a galaxy-sized brothel
23:15.47SpuKithworto meets Kinmo
23:15.59OluapPlayerHamoins, the galactic pimp lord
23:16.01MonetImperios: Probably
23:16.16OluapPlayerKithworto - bird me         Kinmo - lizard me
23:16.41SpuKinmo would be quite intimidated by Kithworto's degree of power
23:17.05SpuKithworto probably exceeds Caligaduro's power on a non-translating scale
23:17.41ImperiosRadeons and Alhassans meet
23:17.43OluapPlayerKoluap and Norrigan's Quirky Misadventures
23:17.51SpuKithworto - universe snap                                        Kinmo - fuking hax
23:18.06ImperiosTry to outakbar each other
23:18.18OluapPlayerRadeon - SAND NIGGOS
23:18.36SpuMerovar and Marinox meet
23:18.44SpuOr Marinar even
23:19.59OluapPlayerMerovar - wanna buy some shi                   Marinar - FILTHY PRIMITIVES
23:20.13SpuInsomnia meets the Order of the Black Sun
23:20.20SpuNo change whatsoever
23:20.33OluapPlayerSantorakh - MY SONS HAVE RETURNED HOME
23:21.01SpuSpace Shiarchon
23:21.02Spuew
23:21.57OluapPlayerdats called Mahanayan
23:22.41SpuShiarchon - WAIT THESE AREN'T THE PRIMITIVES IN THE SEA OF SAND
23:23.04OluapPlayerMahanayan - who u callin primitive lil man
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23:23.23dromImperios Monet Liquid_Ink DrodoEmpire: How crossing roads feels like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01r_1-HiTnw
23:24.54SpuHez'Kalka's model is still one of my favourite models
23:25.14OluapPlayerKalarah - who is dis             Hez'Kalka - ur daddy
23:25.30SpuKalarah - father was horse                     meh
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23:31.52WormydroidHi
23:32.09DrodoEmpire"I've started a business selling landmines that look like religious welcome-mats.... Prophets have been going through the roof."
23:32.39WormydroidI haye it howcaptcha gets it wrong sometimes
23:33.29WormydroidIt tella mw brocolli isn't a flower
23:33.34OluapPlayerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Zran_Kar/Sanguine_Hill well, there's not a lot I could do
23:33.48WormydroidTells me
23:35.27WormydroidI really like the models
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23:37.46HachimanImpyDroid: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Zran_Kar/Sanguine_Hill
23:37.56OluapPlayery link again
23:37.59ImpyDroidSeen
23:38.06ImpyDroidSeen updates too
23:38.34Hachimanwat u fink
23:38.39HachimanOf the quote as well
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23:38.47ImpyDroidIs it just me or is Zr's modus operandi kind of just "do things and see what happens'"
23:39.01OluapPlayerThat's exactly what he does
23:39.23OluapPlayerHe likes causing havoc and watching how others react to it
23:39.29ImpyDroidNerdy Mannazian
23:39.32ImpyDroidHERESY
23:39.39HachimanI did note he was a heretical cleric hur
23:39.59HachimanPersonally I imagine him becoming a Keeper
23:40.06OluapPlayerThe vampire war, for example, was an experiment of how the world would be like if threatened by vampires
23:40.20OluapPlayerIt also serves as a main of studying "the emotion you call love"
23:40.31OluapPlayerSince it's one of the things Zran Kar cannot comprehend
23:40.45OluapPlayermean of studying*
23:41.10ImpyDroidZran Kar then proceeds to understand it and then fall in love himself
23:41.14ImpyDroidWith Crux
23:41.21HachimanOr Clothovera
23:41.24OluapPlayerZran Kar - hes just tsundere
23:41.43OluapPlayerImmortal demon god and tiny witch
23:41.47OluapPlayerEssentially paedophilia
23:42.00HachimanZran Kar could take a mortal form hur
23:42.21OluapPlayerI don't see him purposely limiting himself
23:42.27OluapPlayerUnless for the sake of messing with people
23:42.41OluapPlayerHe's very proud of being more powerful than everyone else
23:43.51HachimanI was about to say that I find it kinda funny that for a demon god of knowledge, he acts in a rather chaotic way
23:43.57HachimanThen I realised that it actually makes sense
23:44.05OluapPlayerHe's not chaotic though
23:44.07OluapPlayerHe embraces lawful evil
23:44.35HachimanFair enough I suppose
23:45.02OluapPlayerHis ultimate goal is the complete enslavement of the universe
23:45.09OluapPlayerhe rules, everyone else obeys
23:45.20DrodoEmpirehttp://imgur.com/gallery/SlU6lRu
23:45.47HachimanImpyDroid: https://49.media.tumblr.com/e4b3dc7458eb0a63ebf600dd6e71e8f8/tumblr_n7y6yf5Qvc1rxrotzo1_400.gif
23:46.03OluapPlayerThis puts him in odds with Vargash, who also wants the complete enslavement of the universe
23:46.17OluapPlayerThey're arch-enemies with each other as far as Simulacra are concerned
23:46.29ImpyDroidClotho and Hachi
23:47.13OluapPlayerI was gonna say Mortium has no arch-enemy, but I suppose it fits his motif of ultimate-neutral
23:47.17SpuMakes me wonder what would happen if Vargash and Kaicaiusarin achieved their goals
23:47.28SpuCaligaduro would not be enitrely satisfied
23:47.30DrodoEmpirehttp://imgur.com/gallery/SlU6lRu
23:47.33OluapPlayerEveryone's lives become pretty shitty for one
23:48.18OluapPlayerEveryone's a slave of a trio of giant tentacle abominations while also being tormented by the nightmares of a giant woman abomination
23:48.34SpuCaligaduro - id actually be doin a service in destroyin everythin
23:48.47OluapPlayerVargash - destroy meens no one to torture tho
23:49.03HachimanHachi - wats dis about women
23:49.19SpuI wonder whether Vargash and Kaicaiusarin would turn on Caligaduro once they realise that Caligaduro is out to destroy the Twelve Planes and not rule them
23:49.37Hachimanhttp://forgifs.com/gallery/d/204375-2/Computer-abuse-robot-karma.gif
23:49.42OluapPlayerI pondered about that on Ramai's history section
23:50.05OluapPlayerI kind of went for "caligaduro is chaos incarnate, his actions are random and don't necessarily make sense"
23:50.07SpuHachiman: Was not expecting that
23:50.48Hachimanhttp://ww4.sinaimg.cn/bmiddle/7cefdfa5jw1epthjt7khkg206403gkbf.gif
23:50.49OluapPlayerI imagine Vargash at least is perfectly aware of Caligaduro's goals, but goes on with his business for as long as he's allowed to
23:51.03SpuCaligaduro wouldn't hesitate in destroying his creations if they were stopping him from going forward
23:51.17SpuI've had ideas that Kaicaiusarin would probably plead for her life if Caligaduro came to end her
23:51.25OluapPlayerVargash - what if forward is actually backwards
23:51.36SpuCaligaduro - bullshit
23:52.06OluapPlayerI don't see Simulacra being destroyable at all, but if Caligaduro tried to destroy Vargash, I don't see him trying to resist
23:52.37SpuI'd imagine Kaicaiusarin could be destroyed by Caligaduro on the basis that Caligaduro created her
23:52.53OluapPlayerwell i'd not let u destroy vargash hur
23:53.05SpuHe'd assimilate whatever force that Chaosphere gods are made of
23:53.29OluapPlayerHe should appreciate Kaharvos though, since he's the "DESTROY EVERYTHING" third of Ramai
23:53.41SpuCaligaduro - ur like the smart one of the bunch
23:53.55OluapPlayerZarmagahla - rude
23:54.10SpuCaligaduro - dun care go fuk urself u crystal fuk
23:54.24OluapPlayerZarmagahla - ,A,
23:54.39SpuAs for other gods, well
23:54.56OluapPlayerur not allowed
23:55.00OluapPlayerdenied spu
23:55.01SpuAethereus was withered down to the point where the smallest possible remainder of his soul was the only thing left
23:55.36OluapPlayerTechnobliterator: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FMvrKoFovk NEW JINTRIN
23:55.55Technobliteratoroh boy
23:55.58Technobliteratornew starcade
23:55.58Technobliteratorwooo
23:57.41SpuThe souls of the phoenixes weren't destroyed but some of them were thrown into the void
23:57.52SpuOthers were tortured and put into large-as-fuck void matrices
23:59.01SpuWhich was were the Necron inspiration came from
23:59.06SpuWith the C'tan shards
23:59.20SpuPsychotic god souls harnessed into power sources
23:59.40SpuAnd boom, Caligaduro became the universe's foremost energy supplier
23:59.45Spu30,000 years and running

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