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09:19.37ImpyDroidCharles_Murray Tek0516: You there?
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10:17.53drom~seen Tybusen
10:17.55infobottybusen <8036b319@gateway/web/freenode/ip.128.54.179.25> was last seen on IRC in channel #sporewiki, 1d 10h 52m 45s ago, saying: 'http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Bunsen_Galaxy/Sectors#Larson_Arm new revision if anyone's interested'.
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10:21.40GhelaeHello.
10:22.13dromHello hello
10:24.51HachimanHai
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11:05.24JepardiHi
11:05.45Liquid_InkHello
11:06.53dromTimezones and China's internet policy are pretty much the very last things I needed ngh
11:08.01dromHachiman: http://i.imgur.com/TQZ7a91.jpg
11:08.13Hachimanhur
11:08.23HachimanIf you are looking for Tybusen, he follows the US timezone
11:08.27HachimanHe does not live in China
11:08.51HachimanHe just happens to be of Chinese heritage
11:10.45Liquid_InkMaybe drom's talking about that guy who lives in Hong Kong?
11:10.52Liquid_InkWho is that?
11:11.08dromOh
11:11.10Liquid_InkI'm sure one of us lives in Hong Kong.
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11:12.42HachimanHai
11:13.26dromYeah, there is someone who lives in Hong Kong
11:13.35Liquid_InkWho?
11:13.50dromI forgot who it was. But I'm 100% sure that it is one of the guys who mostly authorize in Mirus
11:14.10dromLawfullyInsane I believe so
11:14.37HachimanLawfulInsane
11:14.48HachimanWhich is a dum name
11:31.14dromHachiman Liquid_Ink: http://i.imgur.com/xNIkntz.gif
11:40.52dromLiquid_Ink: http://i.imgur.com/nYU081x.jpg
11:41.42Liquid_InkThe old ten barrelled handgun trick.
11:52.55dromHachiman: http://i.imgur.com/PsuNSrX.jpg
11:53.25Hachimanolol
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12:41.07HachimanHai Imp
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12:41.58CyrannianHi Wormy
12:42.15Liquid_InkWormy?
12:42.26Liquid_InkOh.
12:42.59Liquid_InkSorry I just really want to talk to him.
12:43.32CyrannianHe's probably at college
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13:31.57HachimanHey Imp
13:42.40HachimanI wonder if unarmed fighting is a thing adventurers and such on Koldenwelt would specialize in, like Monks from Pathfinder
13:43.09HachimanExcluding the Munki because Not!Chinese so of course unarmed martial arts as a specialty is a thing for them
13:53.47GhelaeI don't see why some of them shouldn't.
13:54.16GhelaeObviously the less skilled ones wouldn't last very long.
13:55.47HachimanWell I mean, consider that a lot of threats on Koldenwelt involve armoured opponents
13:56.57GhelaeThey'd have to pick their battles wisely.
13:57.26HachimanThat or, barring magic, "unarmed" adventurers could use certain pieces of equipment like, say, gauntlets or knuckle-dusters or something
13:57.45HachimanIf such is possible to penetrate or damage armour to an extent of damaging the wearer
14:04.00GhelaePerhaps truly unarmed adventurers look at the equipment-using ones as fakers, while the latter think the former are naive and destined for a painful and unnecessary death.
14:05.42HachimanPerhaps
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14:38.21dromI wonder how people in here do play EVE:O
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15:05.51ImpyDroidHi
15:06.16OluapPlayerHi
15:06.46HachimanHi
15:09.35ImpyDroidSince you two are planning your desert war I'll probably work on Alhassal more now
15:09.45ImpyDroidAnd specifically, its army
15:10.06HachimanWhat characters are you gonna be using for the main plot?
15:10.20ImpyDroidJavina and that new Alhassan engineer guy
15:10.26HachimanRight
15:10.42ImpyDroidI am still not sure whether I should call him Akbar
15:10.57ImpyDroidI mean there was an Indian emperor named Akbar
15:11.00dromAkbar Ackbar
15:11.03HachimanI imagine it'd be fine
15:11.36ImpyDroidFunnily though Padishah Akbar was not even Muslim
15:12.06ImpyDroidAnyway
15:12.11ImpyDroidI currently face two major dilemmas
15:12.45OluapPlayerYour laziness and your laziness
15:12.51ImpyDroidFirst I am still not sure whether war elephants with cannons on their backs is a good idea
15:13.49OluapPlayerI'd say it's fine as long as they're not too numerous
15:14.28ImpyDroidWell elephants are  never numerous
15:14.49OluapPlayerYou get what I mean hur
15:14.52ImpyDroidSecond I am not sure what kind of ranged weapons would the Alhassal soldiers use
15:15.04OluapPlayerA few complimenting the army is good. A whole army of them is not
15:15.07ImpyDroidEither bows, crossbows or muskets
15:15.50OluapPlayerA single armored elephant is probably already a juggernaut as far as man-sized races go
15:16.29HachimanWell Alhassans can manufacture handguns from what I recall
15:16.38OluapPlayerdisgustin
15:17.00HachimanWell consider that early firearms were less accurate than bows and crossbows
15:17.10HachimanDespite being more destructive
15:17.31OluapPlayerI'm joking hur
15:17.54OluapPlayerI don't know what early firearms are like
15:18.25HachimanYou react to any mention of firearms like how I react to any mention of gnomes
15:18.49OluapPlayerYes but I do out of worry. You do for no reason
15:19.28HachimanI do because gnomes are dum and are based around "lol random"
15:19.59OluapPlayer*D&D gnomes only
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16:07.49HachimanSo apparently there is a theory called "the Phantom Time hypothesis" which, from my understanding, claims that the years AD 614 - AD 911 do not exist due to flaws in the Gregorian Calendar upon its foundation and calculation
16:08.25HachimanAnd that historical figures, such as Charlemagne and Alfred the Great, either existed in different time periods or were fabricated
16:10.41OluapPlayerThat makes no sense hur
16:19.53drom"All your base are belong to us"
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16:33.17Technobliteratorbah
16:33.21TechnobliteratorI need Wormy or Cyrannian or Dino
16:34.26dromCyrannian is here
16:34.37dromBut currently marked away though
16:36.32CyrannianWhat do you need?
16:37.29HachimanA gargantuan, slippery dino cock
16:37.39OluapPlayer>that      >Wormy
16:37.58Hachiman>Wormy       >slippery
16:38.04Cyrannian*cringe*
16:39.39Technobliterator._.
16:39.51TechnobliteratorCyrannian, is there any chance the URC can be in the First Ottzello War?
16:41.03CyrannianWhen did it take place again? As in, before, during or after the War of Ages?
16:42.49TechnobliteratorI want to say just before, but I can't recall exactly
16:43.15Technobliteratoryup, shortly before
16:43.37Technobliteratorlol
16:43.40Technobliteratorliterally 4 years before
16:46.21CyrannianThere might be some continuity problems there since extragalactic first contact only occurred during the Tigris war. Though I could use the otzelloan Libertus.
16:49.14Technobliteratoroh, right
16:49.53TechnobliteratorWell, I never decided how long the war lasted, only when it started, and extragalactics are supposed to join in near the end
16:50.10Technobliteratoroh
16:50.13TechnobliteratorIt lasts 24 years
16:51.00TechnobliteratorOluapPlayer, Hachiman, http://imgur.com/a/J4TWu
16:51.24HachimanOh God
16:51.30HachimanFucking Liquid Dio
16:52.41TechnobliteratorAlso, this is interesting: https://www.reddit.com/r/metalgearsolid/comments/3nktl5/that_ending_worked_better_than_i_expected/
16:54.02HachimanOuch
16:54.47TechnobliteratorEven if it's not the most conclusive of endings, I still think it did the job, mostly
16:57.20HachimanI have mixed feelings towards the ending
16:57.38HachimanAnd the fact that Venom Snake is not Big Boss is not one of the reasons, I like that
16:57.50HachimanThe game's story overall just feels so unfinished
16:58.16HachimanAlso the fact that Volgin is an optional boss is ech
16:59.05TechnobliteratorWell, being unfinished is a fact
16:59.29TechnobliteratorI don't think that impacts the ending, though, because even if it came abruptly, it did wrap everything up
16:59.39Technobliteratorthe problem is it didnt wrap up some of the other plot points in the game
16:59.47HachimanThat is what MGS4's ending is criticized for though
17:00.10Hachiman"hur it came out of nowhere I hate it despite it wrapping up the series"
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17:03.54Wormy_hi
17:04.30Technobliteratoroh, hi Wormy_
17:04.33TechnobliteratorI had a question for you
17:05.01TechnobliteratorHachiman, I agree with that
17:05.14Wormy_What is it?
17:05.17HachimanBut I liked MGS4's ending
17:05.22TechnobliteratorBut I think Venom was hinted at slightly more than Big Boss' return was hinted at
17:05.33Technobliteratoryeah, I loved MGS4's ending, I just...thought some parts were written lazily
17:05.44OluapPlayerVenom best snake
17:05.44HachimanAnd you don't think MGSV was lazily wirtten
17:05.55TechnobliteratorWormy_, is there any chance you can have the DCP show up in the First Ottzello War?
17:06.38TechnobliteratorHachiman, there are many parts of MGSV which were written lazily, but I feel this is more because htey were rushed by Konami than just being sloppily done as they were in MGS4
17:07.02TechnobliteratorFor instance, if you watch Quiet's ending, the only thing it gets right is the feels. Everything else is full of plot holes and clearly rushed.
17:07.22TechnobliteratorAnd Eli's sidequest speaks for itself in how poorly done that was
17:07.25Technobliteratoronly Emmerich's was good
17:07.44Wormy_Technobliterator:  yes
17:07.46TechnobliteratorVenom Snake as a plot device was actually brilliantly done
17:07.57Wormy_Do you have any ideas to start from?
17:07.59Hachiman"Oh, the parasites can do THIS and THAT with no explanation lol supernatural", "I'll eliminate the English language without giving you the overall reason for it so you can understand and let you sit in silence", "WHOOOOO"
17:08.14OluapPlayerfuk off memespouting cunt
17:08.25TechnobliteratorI'm pretty sure "parasites" are meant to be an early form of "nanomachines" in-universe
17:08.30Technobliteratorshame how he never expanded on that
17:08.39HachimanThey are still given no explanation as to how they did what they did and why
17:08.48HachimanWith nanomachines it is easier to explain
17:08.50TechnobliteratorPfft
17:08.59TechnobliteratorIt's not like the COBRA unit were given any either
17:09.11Technobliteratorunless he's retconned them to have also used parasites or something? ?___?
17:09.11OluapPlayerThe parasites are obviously the game's equivalent of nanomachines, but to me they're one of the weakest parts of the game
17:09.11HachimanYes and nobody likes the COBRA Unit hur
17:09.18HachimanAlso they did have the parasites
17:09.25OluapPlayerCobra Unit = where the parasites came from
17:09.32TechnobliteratorI don't think it's a secret that they were a weak part of the game
17:09.45Hachiman"THE FEAR, THE FEAR      THE FEAR"
17:09.47TechnobliteratorOr at least, of the writing
17:09.54OluapPlayerCode Talker got the parasites from The End, and The Fear was also mentioned
17:10.00HachimanThe End and the Sorrow were the only good parts of the COBRA Unit
17:10.01TechnobliteratorI think it's better than no explanation, but it's...not much of an explanation
17:10.24OluapPlayerReally the game would make a lot more sense if it had just used nanomachines again
17:10.27Technobliteratorat least they can ascribe it to something even if that something has no scientific explanation
17:10.34TechnobliteratorUrm, I don't think it would
17:10.44OluapPlayerI can understand advanced nanobots giving people super powers
17:10.45OluapPlayerBut natural microbes? No
17:10.53HachimanMetal Gears existed in the 1970s - 1980s, why can't nanomachines
17:11.01TechnobliteratorThere's absolutely no way they'd have invented nanomachines at that time
17:11.09HachimanThey invented an AI
17:11.16dromWormy_ Charles_Murray: Found the theme song for NS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvTxv46ano
17:11.18HachimanAn actual artificial intelligence
17:11.39TechnobliteratorThey invented an AI because they had a stupidly huge budget from the Philosophers' Legac-actually, you know what, point taken
17:11.44Technobliteratorthey could've just used nanomachines again
17:11.45Technobliterator: |
17:12.37TechnobliteratorWormy_, sorry, MGSV discussion distracted me :P Basically, soon I'm going to have the extragalactics join Ottzello and fight the Loron, so I was wondering if you could write up a DCP section of how they met the Loron?
17:13.14OluapPlayerThe MG universe is more advanced than the real world so nanomachines being created earlier is not that impossible
17:13.14HachimanWormy_ Technobliterator: https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/12079154_1801497816539936_3902844015873906373_n.jpg?oh=276de9ed71c855f4a1df67e370a0e5e4&oe=5691262E
17:14.18HachimanGenetic augmentation and enhancement was already as thing in the 1970s given the deal with the Terrible Elephants
17:14.24Technobliterator._.
17:14.51TechnobliteratorI like to think the MG universe being different is solely because of The Philosophers
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17:15.15GhelaeHello.
17:15.18Wormy_Jo:  Yeah, I could write up a short section
17:15.20Wormy_hi
17:15.21HachimanWell yeah, that is mostly why the MG universe is different
17:15.24Technobliteratorand that people like The Boss came as a result of that and the huge budgets bought all the high tech and stuff
17:15.25Technobliteratorhi ghel
17:15.47HachimanThe Philosophers are like the biggest reason for why everything in the MG universe happened
17:15.48TechnobliteratorAlso, I think it's funny how technically Skull Face is the main antagonist of the series
17:16.26Technobliteratoror maybe...secretly all this time, The Boss was the main antagonist
17:16.28Technobliteratorthink about it
17:16.36Technobliteratormost recurring bad guy is her son
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17:16.40OluapPlayer_Godawful internet
17:16.49HachimanBut the Boss was a true Patriot
17:16.51Technobliteratoreveryone kills everyone else because they misinterpreted her
17:17.18Technobliteratorand her student was the other biggest bad guy
17:17.30Technobliteratorad her student's clones are all bad guys bar one
17:17.51HachimanBar one and a body double
17:17.53TechnobliteratorSkull Face I'll let slide, but she was responsible for every bad guy in the series that mattered
17:18.03HachimanWell, actually redact the bit about the body double
17:18.08HachimanVenom is still a villain
17:18.10OluapPlayer_A body double is not a clone hur
17:18.33TechnobliteratorVenom Snake is brainwashed into thinking he's her student
17:18.43OluapPlayer_Skull Face mattered. He's the reason the Patriot AIs rose to power
17:19.11HachimanThe Patriots would have probably arisen sooner or later though
17:19.22TechnobliteratorSkull Face is the main antagonist of the series, but every other big bad guy was a direct - or indirect - result of The Boss
17:19.34Technobliteratorher son, her student, and her student's sons
17:19.40OluapPlayer_Zero was trying to stop the AIs but then Skull Face came in and was like "ur a cripple now"
17:19.59HachimanSkull Face is a product of Big Boss and Zero I suppose
17:20.06TechnobliteratorI mean, if we'd seen Skull Face do that in a cutscene or something, I'd probably like him as a villain more
17:20.09HachimanDriven by jealousy and delusion
17:20.20Technobliteratorbecause that's so badass when you think about it, but all we get is audio
17:20.39HachimanAlso I cannot help but feel that MGSV loses a lot of the dark tone that GZ had
17:20.48HachimanLike, MGSV feels like a less serious game
17:20.55OluapPlayer_Skull Face seems more threatening in the audio-only parts of the game
17:20.57TechnobliteratorI wouldn't...say so
17:21.05OluapPlayer_Like when he threatens Code Talker
17:21.09TechnobliteratorI'd say it's just as dark
17:21.28HachimanSkull Face goes from raping Paz and forcing Chico to have sex with her to "DESTROY ENGLISH" and "SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE, WHOOOOOO"
17:22.35Technobliteratoryes, and Kaz loses all of his reasoning and becomes a fanatic, Huey becomes a massive prick, the shock factor scenes are just as impactful, you have to fight literal child soldiers
17:23.02HachimanHuey was also a prick though, we know this from MGS2
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17:23.07OluapPlayerFOR FUCK'S SAKE
17:24.18Technobliteratorand the only good guys? Venom Snake, a guy who lost everything then was trapped inside of Big Boss' life, Quiet can't talk because if she does everyone will die and has no way to tell Snake she loves him - not to mention being unable to respond when everyone else kicks her around, and Ocelot is normally the scum of all the videogames but everyone else is so evil he becomes the voice of reason
17:24.23Technobliteratorhow is this not a dark game :o
17:24.46TechnobliteratorIt's really interesting to see the good side of Ocelot, though
17:24.50Technobliteratorhe was always my favourite
17:25.05OluapPlayerNot counting Miller who went to friendly second in command to full Angry Marine mode
17:25.12OluapPlayerfrom*
17:25.31TechnobliteratorOluapPlayer, <Technobliterator> yes, and Kaz loses all of his reasoning and becomes a fanatic, Huey becomes a massive prick, the shock factor scenes are just as impactful, you have to fight literal child soldiers
17:25.40TechnobliteratorI think you missed that due to connection issues
17:25.42OluapPlayerrite
17:25.47OluapPlayerI did
17:25.57Technobliteratorbut yeah, Kaz goes from such a great guy
17:26.00Technobliteratorto...such a dick
17:26.09HachimanThe thing with Quiet is dumb though because she is programmed to only activate the parasites upon speaking English - she is shown to be able to speak multiple languages with Code Talker and the soldiers in Mother Base are mostly bilingual
17:26.28HachimanWhy couldn't Venom just get somebody to translate her
17:26.35TechnobliteratorWe already know that
17:26.43OluapPlayerThe game has plotholes, nothing we can do about it
17:27.07TechnobliteratorAnd the game already explains it
17:27.17TechnobliteratorShe does tell him, through actions instead of words
17:27.21OluapPlayerJo: Just so I'm sure. You're not a fan of racist jokes, correct?
17:27.22Technobliteratorthat was her way of expressing it to him
17:27.41HachimanOh yeah, Kaz is made out to be a massive racist on 4chan hur
17:27.56TechnobliteratorUrm, not huge on them, but I won't go berserk over it
17:28.07TechnobliteratorI don't like forcing political correctness too hard
17:28.15OluapPlayerLike Hachi said, Kaz is portrayed as a gigantic racist at 4chan
17:28.19Technobliteratoroh?
17:28.31OluapPlayerYou know that cutscene where he takes down the little kid to prove they're not fit to be soldiers?
17:29.00Technobliteratormhm
17:29.01OluapPlayerBack when that was leaked, no one had context, so everyone thought he was just beating the kid up because he was black
17:29.03HachimanThere were leaked scenes of Kaz in cutscenes talking about how child soldiers were not natural and using CQC on the child soldiers at Mother Base - 4chan, lacking context, interpreted this as Kaz bullying black children
17:29.07OluapPlayerIt only got worse for there
17:29.18Technobliteratoroh, I can imagine
17:29.53OluapPlayerWhich led him to get like a million racist nicknames, stuff like Kazuhira "If you fulton a black, don't bother coming back" Miller
17:30.04Technobliteratorlmfao
17:30.07Technobliteratorthat's a good one
17:30.14HachimanKaz "A killing spree in KFC" Miller
17:30.27OluapPlayerKazuhira "I'm not racist, my shadow is black" Miller
17:30.31TechnobliteratorI don't think Kojima would get away with actually doing that in game :P
17:31.09HachimanKaz "Dropping nukes on the spooks" Miller
17:31.20OluapPlayerI get the feeling he planned the kid soldiers to be killable back in development but couldn't get away with it
17:31.34HachimanChild soldiers are killable in MGSV
17:31.45dromJacka
17:31.46OluapPlayerI mean, freely killable
17:31.48Technobliteratorno, you get a mission failed if you do it
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17:33.26HachimanKazuhira "A non-white race will not set foot on Mother Base" Miller
17:34.41Charles_Murrayhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File%3AAlexandre_as_Grand_Marshal_of_the_Empire.png
17:34.57Technobliteratorwell, I mean, that's definitely false, because most of the people on Mother Base are brown : |
17:35.02OluapPlayerTechnobliterator: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZY7QCBMWoE
17:35.49Technobliteratorlolwat
17:35.54HachimanKazuhira "Don't speak ebonics or I'll go demonic" Miller
17:35.56HachimanI love it hur
17:37.04Technobliteratorhahahaha
17:39.31HachimanKazuhira "Racial pain hurricane" Miller, Kazuhira "The number one authority on killing authorities" Miller
17:39.38Hachimanminorities even
17:39.42HachimanI fucked up jhur
17:39.44Technobliteratorhah
17:39.44Hachimanhur even
17:39.47TechnobliteratorI like that one
17:40.12HachimanKazuhira "one man Klan" Miller
17:40.18HachimanThere's like tons of these
17:40.45OluapPlayerThat one cutscene where they bend Huey's leg forward though
17:40.48Wormy_http://i.imgur.com/xUDzaj6.jpg
17:40.53OluapPlayerThat's dark as fuck and makes me cringe every time I see it
17:41.09OluapPlayerCringe in an "oh god make it stop" way
17:41.23Wormy_The Doctor would so outsmart Darth Vader
17:41.24HachimanHe deserves it though
17:41.34TechnobliteratorI felt sorry for Huey back then. I no longer do, of course
17:41.37Technobliteratorhttp://nichegamer.com/2015/10/konami-files-trademark-for-big-boss-includes-games-pachinko-and-more/
17:41.39Technobliteratorhahahahahaha
17:41.42Technobliteratorhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
17:41.42OluapPlayerYup
17:41.45OluapPlayerIt begins
17:41.47Technobliteratorahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
17:41.53HachimanWormy_: It's no competition though because the Doctor is great at outsmarting people
17:41.56Technobliteratorwe all knew it was coming
17:42.02Technobliteratoroh my god
17:42.07Technobliteratorahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
17:42.17Wormy_That, and I don't think Anakin was ever that smart
17:42.24OluapPlayerKAZ I'M ALREADY A PACHINKO
17:42.52Wormy_Strategically he may have been, but he was one to be lead rather than lead
17:42.59dromWormy_: In the end Darth gets frustrated and strangles the doctor with the Force.
17:43.19Wormy_Nah, the Doctor deals with psionic aliens all the time
17:43.37Hachiman"There was once a man of renown, who could shoot the best pistols in town. In a place outside heaven, he gave intel to Venom, about enemy snipers-- BOSS GET DOWN!"
17:44.08TechnobliteratorPLAYED US LIKE A DAMN PACHINKOOOOOO
17:44.50Hachiman"Roses are red, violets are blue. Boss, that's the target. He's-- MAP HAS BEEN UPDATED."
17:45.04Wormy_drom http://imgur.com/gallery/asUV8GF
17:45.48Technobliteratorwhy didn't people make as huge a deal of this as they did of ME3's ending
17:45.55TechnobliteratorI want my MGSV: Extended Cut free DLC
17:46.10Wormy_http://imgur.com/gallery/D70Olsu
17:46.15OluapPlayerhur
17:46.20Technobliteratornot my Metal Gear Pachinko: Big Boss Returns game
17:46.28Hachiman"A poem, by Revolver Ocelot. Revolver Ocelot, Revolver Ocelot. Revolver Ocelot Revolver Ocelot. Revolver Ocelot, Revolver Ocelot (Revolver Ocelot)."
17:46.30OluapPlayerMetal Gear PACHINKO
17:47.25OluapPlayerI imagine most people either found it satisfying enough, did not really mind or did not get to the end at all
17:47.41dromPachinko Gear Solid, Metal Pachinko Solid or Metal Gear Pachinko
17:47.43dromChoose one
17:47.58Hachiman"Roses are red, violets are blue, duh! What will I say next? ... ... ... ... ... Kept you waiting, huh?"
17:48.03OluapPlayerChapter 2 is mostly made of repeated missions so I'd not be surprised if people stopped playing after the first boss fight with Sahelanthropus
17:48.43dromWormy_: All I wish now is Tybusen coming online ;-;
17:48.53Hachiman"A poem, by Quiet."
17:49.00OluapPlayerAlso the gameplay was universally praised, and I don't really remember people finding ME3's gameplay too spectactular
17:49.32Hachiman"Roses are grey, violets are also grey. I am D-Dog."
17:49.51OluapPlayerwould u stop
17:50.40dromAin't dogs vision also green-red too?
17:51.28Hachiman"A poem by a lonely Mother Base soldier: I fuck around all day and drop diamonds that shine. I talk about the puppy, don't have another line. People call him Big Boss, that patch-eyed fuck. I try to give him respect and he breaks my spine."
17:52.04OluapPlayerWhere are you getting these from?
17:52.25Hachimanhttps://www.reddit.com/r/metalgearsolid/comments/3l2tva/a_poem_by_kaz/
17:52.34TechnobliteratorOluapPlayer, I think the vast majority of people liked the ending, but didn't appreciate the unfinished-ness, but it didn't bother/offend them as much as ME3's did
17:52.39OluapPlayerThey're not really funny at all
17:52.47HachimanI find them funny hur
17:52.50Technobliteratorbecause ME3's literally did give us false advertising
17:52.56Technobliteratorand was offensively bad
17:53.07OluapPlayerI imagine it's not as offensive because the game isn't "3 choices but they're all the same in different colours"
17:53.15OluapPlayerAlso it wasn't as much of an asspull
17:53.24HachimanYeah, ME3 was horrendously awful
17:53.32HachimanIt's like, history books-grade bad
17:54.31TechnobliteratorFor all the bad writing Kojima's done over the years, he does know how to tie things all up together in a way that makes sense
17:54.35HachimanAlthough both games wasted their main villains' potential
17:54.47TechnobliteratorME3 barely had a main villain
17:56.19OluapPlayerME3 was the chance of a final confrontation with Harbinger
17:56.23OluapPlayerwasted the chance*
17:56.37OluapPlayerInstead he was one of the most minor characters in the game
17:59.02CyrannianYeah he just floated there honking his reaper horn
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18:03.10TechnobliteratorOh, ME3 and MGSV did commit one sin in common
18:03.12Technobliteratorno final boss
18:03.43ImpyDroidSo did Arkham Knight
18:03.48OluapPlayer>could have final boss fight with Harbinger       >get star-twerp instead
18:04.55OluapPlayerAs for MGSV, it does have a final boss. It's just not a very good one
18:05.17TechnobliteratorI count Sahe Extreme as its final boss
18:05.32OluapPlayerThat's what I'm referring to
18:05.56OluapPlayerYou're just fighting Gorilla Munch again except he one-hit-kills you now
18:07.40Technobliteratorah
18:07.40HachimanOOK OOK
18:08.48OluapPlayerhttp://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/019/540/741.gif >chapter 51 was cut
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18:10.16HachimanWatching that .gif while listening to Take on Kaz
18:10.18HachimanMy sides
18:10.23Wormy_NFL played at Wembley Stadius for some reason, and the players ordered 250 rolls of American toilet paper in fear that British toilet paper would be uncomfortable.
18:10.29Wormy_*stadium
18:11.01HachimanBritish toilet paper is uncomfortable, why do you think we are all so moody
18:12.50Wormy_Worst is IKEA paper
18:12.56Wormy_Its like sandpaper
18:13.27dromNah
18:13.45dromWorst is the budget paper you find on supermarkets
18:14.12HachimanMy family always buys Andrex
18:14.17HachimanThankfully
18:14.23Wormy_http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-34430305
18:15.00Wormy_Paper that's too soft is no good either
18:15.14HachimanYeah
18:15.25HachimanIt breaks and you end up accidentally slipping your fingers into your bumhole
18:15.30HachimanIt's not a pleasant feeling
18:15.49dromMe and my family always buy "Skona", it a brand from the same company that both operates a majority of the gorcery stores and supermarkets in Sweden, the same company that sells these worthless budget rolls.
18:16.14dromit is a*
18:16.47Wormy_Can't blame the players really.
18:16.52dromI always take one-two-three layers of toliet paper, and then the deal's solid
18:17.30dromUnroll three pieces, fold it to a 3-layer piece and wipe your bum with it
18:17.55Hachiman>fold
18:18.17HachimanIf you fold your toilet paper to wipe your ass you are officially an arrogant cocksuck
18:18.25HachimanIt's meant to be scrunched
18:18.38dromYeah, we make origamis out of toliet paper
18:19.27Wormy_I know some people that go mad if you use more than 1 piece of paper
18:19.41Wormy_They were of the older generation
18:20.15Wormy_How did they know?  Counting
18:21.02dromYou know what? One piece of paper isn't even enough to stop the snot to penerate through the paper when you sneeze it out
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18:21.56HachimanI always use multiple sheets of toilet paper to wipe my ass, nobody can stop me
18:21.59HachimanTwo to four sheets a scrunch
18:22.57dromMeh, I just fold the paper again if my bum is still not wiped clean
18:23.06Wormy_<PROTECTED>
18:23.37Wormy_Very efficient
18:23.49HachimanHai Xho
18:24.04Xho"log in is unavailable" But how can I continue my tyranny
18:24.27OluapPlayerspu
18:25.26Wormy_<PROTECTED>
18:25.29HachimanAlso I think it is atrocious that Britons will now have to start paying 5p for plastic bags in supermarkets
18:26.00HachimanNow I can see why my parents wish to move to France
18:26.01OluapPlayerAlso why the fuck are you all talking about how you wipe your asses
18:26.04OluapPlayerNo one wants to know that
18:26.06Wormy_Its only big supermarkets with over 250 employees
18:27.23Technobliterator._.
18:27.25Technobliterator.____.
18:27.30dromLMAO
18:27.34Technobliterator.________________.
18:27.53Hachiman.________________________________.
18:27.57dromtfw plastic bags cost 0.08 GBP per bag
18:27.59dromhere
18:28.01dromin Sweden
18:28.16HachimanPlastic bags used to be free
18:28.33HachimanNow we have to pay for something we are only going to stuff in a cupboard for being useless
18:28.44Wormy_They still are in average supermarkets and small retail
18:28.51TechnobliteratorI don't really oppose the idea
18:28.54dromIn Sweden, it is 1 SEK, the lowest available hard currency
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18:29.17dromIt costs because we have a so called "plastic bag tax", and that's 1 SEK per bag
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18:29.26Wormy_Its not really about the environment though, its about not having to employ as many people in the industry that cleans up plastic bags.
18:29.42dromIt also applies to paper bags.
18:30.04HachimanIf it was about the environment they would stop manufacturing plastic bags
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18:30.07HachimanAnd move to a more disposable material
18:30.13Wormy_I agree
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18:30.24dromFor those sleek and compy plastic bags that take the appearance of paper bags, but still made of plastic, cost like 5-8 SEK each, depending on the chain you buy it
18:30.34Wormy_Recycle toilet paper into bags, for example
18:31.31Robotickingused toliet paper?
18:31.35Robotickingtoilet*
18:31.44dromThe tax exists to prevent stupid young edgelords who they think they are cool by unrolling entire rolls of plastic bags from the cashier to the way out.
18:32.35Wormy_I'm sure you could turn it into a material, kill the bacteria and turn back into a paper-like substance
18:32.55Wormy_How you seperate it from waste, I dunno
18:33.33GhelaeKilling bacteria, turning it into useful material: engineering difficulties.
18:33.52GhelaeConvincing people to use paper bags made from used toilet paper: that's a little harder.
18:34.15Wormy_There are useful ways of turning waste into safe substances, pretty sure it can be done for this as well.
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18:35.20HachimanI once unrolled some toilet paper without stripping any sheets off, laid the end of the roll in the water of the toilet, and flushed it to watch the entire roll of toilet paper get unravelled
18:35.31XhoWhy
18:35.41HachimanBecause I wanted to see if I could
18:35.47Wormy_Did it work?
18:35.56HachimanIf I recall, yes, yes it did
18:36.23HachimanI also like to occasionally turn the roll of toilet paper backwards to annoy people
18:36.34dromEh?
18:36.36Wormy_I have rescued insects from the toilet, but that's about as far as my toilet adventures go.
18:36.42OluapPlayerHow does it feel to be literally Hitler?
18:36.55dromI've always faced forwards, sideways and backwards toliet rolls.
18:36.59Hachimandrom: So the unravelling part of the roll is facing towards the wall rather than away from it
18:37.08Wormy_I never understoood the backwards/forwards thing, don't think my family gives a crap#
18:37.14dromBut toliet rolls inaccessible from the toliet seat you are sitting on
18:37.19dromfuck that
18:37.26OluapPlayerhttp://hejibits.com/comics/2010-09-27-professional-pooping.gif
18:37.56HachimanAye like that hur
18:38.22dromI've always survived that
18:38.22Wormy_Our bogroll is usually tipped on its side
18:38.49Wormy_But I am bothered about whether to put it on the toilet or the side, because awkwardness
18:38.56dromBut one perhaps one of the most annoying moments I know is when someone clogs the toliet paper dispenser
18:39.14dromYou'd have to shove your hand inside it and unravel all of the shit out it
18:39.32Wormy_I never never do that]
18:40.17Wormy_Don't know why but I uploaded this to SporeWiki once http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/7/7a/4df11362f3b1d.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110907162455
18:40.29dromAnd when the unravelling tears the double-layered paper into one or three
18:40.42OluapPlayerIs that a fucking hadouken of shit
18:41.03Wormy_Indeed it is
18:41.17OluapPlayerI don't have the talent to come up with things like that
18:41.24HachimanOh God
18:41.30Wormy_Shockingly, women are in the gents
18:44.19dromWormy_: Women can pretend by peeing into a dust scoop and let the urine come out of the handle.
18:45.12Wormy_When I went to Download festival last year, a woman used the urinals, she had a special device.  It really made the men next to her uncomfortable.
18:45.54Wormy_drom, Hachiman:  The biggest fail I've ever seen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InR7tip2Izk
18:46.16HachimanOh God
18:47.04dromWormy-: Specially these http://catalog.se.toolstore.com/Content/Images/Articles/v15/FSIZE/904541.jpg
18:47.41Wormy_lol
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18:48.23dromOh damn, I cringed hard at that failure
18:49.37OluapPlayerbah bored
18:50.32Xhoentertain urself
18:50.48dromHUE HUE HUE urself
18:51.41OluapPlayerSo funny
18:51.42OluapPlayerNo
18:52.20XhoI did have this idea for a Fantasy faction at work
18:52.27XhoNot psychotically evil either
18:52.28Xhotis a first
18:52.44XhoCould make it shared
18:52.45Robotickinghe is becoming less and less an xhodocto! NOOO
18:52.53RobotickingHe must remain evil!
18:52.53XhoAn Xhodocto
18:52.54XhoAN HERO
18:53.00OluapPlayer>Not psychotically evil
18:53.01OluapPlayerI'm interested
18:53.01dromRoboticking: Well he is still affably evil
18:53.18RobotickingA xhodocto*
18:53.22Robotickingtrue drom
18:53.37XhoIt's a society of ancient chronomancers dedicated to worshipping Samayapalaka and Isiris and the goal of their society is basically protect the flow of time should anything messed up happen
18:53.52XhoBut it's massively hidden off the world and no one really knows about it
18:53.55XhoApart from those who do
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18:54.18Robotickingthat is interesting
18:54.25XhoIf people knew there was an order of chronomancers protecting the flow of time the Void Denizens would be all over it like flies on a shit
18:54.28OluapPlayerDoesn't sound easy to put in stories
18:54.34XhoI did have an idea for it
18:54.47RobotickingThat reminds me, i need to work on my spider-beings
18:54.59Robotickingthat for a fact, is not their names
18:55.04XhoIt does involve Hachi so it's not totally probable if Hachi doesn't like the idea
18:56.10dromWormy_: Our national grocery store and supermarket chain has this video embedded in their "couldn't find page"-error page https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbxFfwRTQHY
18:57.17XhoBut considering they know Samayapalaka exists they're either 1) very ancient  or 2) Isiris talks to them
18:57.21Xhoor 3) both
18:57.38OluapPlayereverything is ancient
18:57.39XhoAnd I just ran out of flapjacks, Xho is now a mixed bowl of sad and angry
18:58.16XhoSad because I'm out of flapjacks, angry because I'm generally angry
18:58.33Hachimanwat dis bout hachi
18:58.47XhoIt's a story idea
18:58.49OluapPlayerhe suks dik
18:58.54dromWormy_: So I figured out I could move NS' capitol to Bunsen galaxy and unwind the clock - lot
18:59.00HachimanAncient order of lawful chronomancers
18:59.20XhoThough it does involve Hachi's chronomancy so I don't know how much you'd want to go into it or at al
18:59.33Xhoall
18:59.43Wormy_drom:  That changes things, I guess
18:59.54dromWormy_: It will
19:00.05HachimanI imagine that Hachi himself would not have been involved with this order, more like the ones responsible for his having chronomancy would likely have connections with this order
19:00.17dromWormy_: Doesn't change much of the stuff prior year zero
19:00.20XhoPossibly
19:00.26HachimanI'll just say there are circumstances behind Hachi's chronomancy
19:00.32dromWormy_: And call "year zero" 1 BC
19:00.38HachimanCircumstances that Hachi isn't quite aware of
19:00.45dromBecause ISO 8601 masterrace
19:00.49XhoThe idea is that the order calls upon Hachi in order for him to possibly improve his powers in chronomancy to better fight the Void
19:00.59Hachimanrite
19:01.11HachimanYeah I like the sound of that
19:01.39XhoAlso aforementioned order has a liking for Zran Kar as well because as chronomancers they do document things in detail
19:02.07Hachimaninb4 Hachi becomes capable of moving in stopped time
19:02.19dromWormy_: And to add to that, I'll unwind the clock perhaps to 32,000 BC
19:02.22XhoKinmo - remove rabbit
19:02.23OluapPlayerZran Kar - noic
19:03.03dromSo that means that Hachi can then virtually get laid with every women he meets?
19:03.12XhoKinmo would be a part of the order as well since he's a phoenix and whatnot but that's their medium of getting to where the order is located
19:03.32XhoI doubt the order would tell Hachi where they are and make him figure it out for himself hur
19:03.50HachimanEven if Hachi could stop time by the conclusion of the fiction as a result of his training, I doubt he would be able to get himself laid with anybody aside from Clothovera
19:03.58HachimanMainly because he wouldn't want to hur
19:04.15XhoGoes back in time to find an Orichalcum Elf woman -> Returns to find that Koldenwelt is swarming with golden rabbits
19:04.20OluapPlayerqt murderous witch gf
19:04.37XhoThere was a few quirks with the order's members as well
19:04.54HachimanI imagine the order is multi-species
19:04.54RobotickingFor a people that are spider people, what would serve best as a leading government
19:05.04RobotickingMonarchy? Dictatorship?
19:05.11XhoBecause of their massive affiliation with chronomancy they've become like Samayapalaka in the respect that they can only communicate with other chronomancers or immortals
19:05.26XhoUndeads would think they're mute and the living would only hear head-blowing screeches
19:05.29GhelaeRoboticking: Most spiders are pretty unsociable so you'd struggle to get a spider-inspired form of government.
19:05.31HachimanRoboticking: Personally I envision a matriarchy which follows similar to a constitutional monarchy held by a parliament
19:05.43OluapPlayerTibias - KNOCK KNOCK             DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR VARGASH
19:05.56XhoChronomancer -
19:06.01OluapPlayerTibias - i heard that
19:06.06dromRoboticking: Good ol' driders
19:06.12GhelaeRoboticking: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/social_spider
19:06.30XhoThe way Clotho might get around it is if Hachi and Clotho have gotten jiggy with it the whole "planted one's seed" card might exempt Clotho from going deaf
19:06.31TekDroidRoboticking: If you want to be interesting try picking the exact opposite of what would be expected. :P
19:06.40dromI envision a such drider society being a theocracy
19:07.09OluapPlayerThat or Clotho's a witch and therefore not magically inept
19:07.09RobotickingI was thinking of what Hachi said, but you want a patriarchy for spiders
19:07.11HachimanOh boy
19:07.13OluapPlayerOr is simply not involved
19:07.15XhoOr that
19:07.48HachimanRoboticking: Spiders are not patriarchal creatures
19:07.54XhoPatriarchal spiders
19:08.07RobotickingI know, but tek said try the opposite
19:08.08Xho"IN PATRIARCHAL SPIDER LAND, HEAD EATS YOU"
19:08.20TekDroidWell they're not earth spiders so they could be.
19:08.25RobotickingThat is true
19:08.28dromIn case of crisis, Roboticking... apply handwavium!
19:08.40RobotickingHmmm
19:08.42XhoOluapPlayer: The chances of her carrying the All-Knowing could affect that as well
19:08.55RobotickingIt would work as I wanted a male spider hero-thing
19:08.59OluapPlayerI don't see why Clotho would be relevant to this at all
19:09.01Robotickingfor a character
19:09.08XhoShe's Hachi's girlfriend hur
19:09.40OluapPlayerand she has no time powers, so this is not relevant to her
19:09.52HachimanShe's also an independent half-elven woman who don't need no buni
19:10.07XhoHachi - ;_;
19:11.18HachimanWould I be right in assuming that Void-empowered stuff can bypass stuff like frozen time due to technically coming from a place where time isn't a thing
19:11.25XhoThat would be correct
19:11.26HachimanAnd just general alien magical fuckery
19:11.46OluapPlayerOn the bright side, at least to you
19:11.52OluapPlayeryou can give the same fuckery to the Idkin
19:11.55dromWormy_: I got a quite a dent on my forehead after getting a 50-100kg metal door on my face.
19:11.56HachimanAye
19:12.06XhoI might have mentioned this before but Kinmo has tried going back in time to save the Phoenixes but because Caligaduro is messing everyone up and it always results in extinction events
19:12.07dromIt is an outward-facing dent mind you
19:12.14Robotickingclaps for droms failure
19:12.39dromRoboticking: *ahem* I'm half-blind so there is that
19:12.47OluapPlayerSea Witch - repeatedly go back to when hachi put u in diapers u shit
19:12.55RobotickingWell Drom, i had not been informed of that, I apologize
19:13.03XhoKinmo - hao bout u go bak to bizargar extinction
19:13.10dromTo add to that, I got the dent two weeks ago
19:13.18OluapPlayerSea Witch - i do dat everytime i sleep thx
19:13.22Wormy_drom:  http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Concussion/Pages/Symptoms.aspx
19:13.23XhoKinmo - lol
19:13.29dromThe door was very heavy and came at my face at a high speed
19:13.44HachimanI have shown that Hachi is, as of so far, is capable of speeding up and slowing things down so it'd be nice to expand his powers to be more versatile on the chronomancer front
19:14.00Wormy_Feel any of those and go to the doc
19:14.02XhoKinmo may have very well founded the order in the first place to prevent the Void Denizens leaking through time but he certainly doesn't lead it now
19:14.19XhoIf not then it would have been some prehistorical figure that managed to commune with Samayapalaka in person
19:14.25OluapPlayerSea Witch - mor like founded the mary sue corporation
19:14.35XhoKinmo - go bak to cryin in ur dreems
19:14.45HachimanI am assuming the order is multispecies
19:14.49XhoYeah
19:15.02RobotickingSo in Koldenwelt, would spiders be considered an omen of evil?
19:15.14HachimanRoboticking: It depends on the culture
19:15.18OluapPlayerToo many different cultures to tell
19:15.22dromWormy_: Never experienced that, but I got a heck of a yellow-blue brusie and a vertically-arranged scar of small spots on it. But it is only the dent and a red spot left of the incident two weeks ago.
19:15.22HachimanKoldenwelt is very culturally diverse
19:15.28Robotickinghmm
19:15.43OluapPlayerI want a chance to use Tibias
19:15.45RobotickingWould a spider race work well as an evil or good race?
19:15.47dromAnd the bruise swelled up like a big damn grape
19:15.48OluapPlayerNeeds more funny murderous skeleton
19:15.49Wormy_drom:  Oh so it wasn't recent.  You'll be fine then
19:15.53Robotickingas I am thinking evil so far
19:15.57XhoTibias - GET SPOOKED                Chronomancer -
19:16.07HachimanRoboticking: How about          they're not all evil or good, just like people
19:16.15Wormy_The skull is stronger size for size than most buildings
19:16.15OluapPlayerTibias - lal did u see his face
19:16.32XhoDunno what to call this Order though
19:16.32RobotickingNetrual
19:16.38Xho"Order of Time People"
19:16.44RobotickingAs the word after how about was blanked out
19:16.45Xho"The Microwave Ministry"
19:16.47HachimanMore like each individual is different
19:16.55OluapPlayerBeing the Master Apostle of the Lympharians means he's able of some collateral damage
19:16.56OluapPlayerBy some I mean severe
19:16.58Wormy_drom:  On the countryside course, a piece of wood went flying and struck me on the head
19:17.46RobotickingAnd magic in Koldenwelt is welcomed (Save for things that are taboo in lore, like dark or blood magic)?
19:17.53Wormy_drom:  Also someone on the course had to go to hospital, but they decided to hit a rubber tyre with a sledge hammer...  Ad it bounced bak.  He burst out laughing so an amulance was called
19:17.54XhoYeah
19:17.59XhoMagic is extremely common in Koldenwelt
19:18.00OluapPlayerMostly
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19:18.06HachimanAgain, depends on the culture
19:18.09OluapPlayerSome cultures don't like magic
19:18.15XhoDark magic is more accepted in the north west than anywhere else
19:18.24XhoApart from the south east but they use alien magic
19:18.31Wormy_drom:  That being said, it was because someone sent him a rude picture
19:18.40RobotickingI was thinking poison? as spiders use their venom? You get the point
19:18.42XhoSame with blood magic
19:18.58OluapPlayerVenom is so-so
19:19.03OluapPlayerYou could get away with it
19:19.40HachimanXho: Ministarium of Epochs
19:19.52XhoMicrowave of Epuks
19:19.52dromWormy_: I was once on a football training when I was a small kid, when the training was over I ran to embrace my mom, but I was completely unaware of that there was a single-bar metal railing between me and my mom, despite that I was like 50-100 meter away it.
19:20.02dromWormy_: Guess what comes after that?
19:20.06XhoBlood
19:20.13Xhoblud
19:20.20OluapPlayersafe blud
19:20.27Hachimanyeh blud
19:20.28Hachimaninnit fam
19:20.33XhoFam is my trigger word
19:20.38Wormy_drom:  Bruising?
19:20.38dromI fucking ramed my head into the railing
19:20.38OluapPlayerHivemind then
19:20.42OluapPlayerI fucking hate that word
19:20.54HachimanWhoops
19:21.16Robotickinghey xho....Fam
19:21.19drommy forehead grew a large dent and I was completely dizzy in agony
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19:21.27Wormy_drom:  I was at a musuem with giant stuffed animals behind glass walls, and a little kid tried to run up to one of the animals and ran into the glass
19:21.51XhoMinistarium of Epochs works
19:22.01Wormy_drom:  I once punctured my back
19:22.08dromouch
19:23.07dromMy childhood was full of self-inflicted misery
19:23.17RobotickingOluap
19:23.30Wormy_Basically, after a family cycle ride, the bicycles were put away in the car, with a sharp end sticking out.  My mother was messing with me, chasing me, so I jumped into the car to escape...  And it went in.  First few seconds I couldn't even breathe because of the pain#
19:23.37dromI once burned my hand by putting it on a still hot stove boilerplate
19:23.54Wormy_OMG I did that!
19:23.57dromI never forgot the agony, and I'll never will
19:24.13Wormy_I used to touch the heater with my damn wrist
19:24.20Wormy_One day, it was red hot
19:24.45XhoWe used to have a gas fire and there was a panel
19:24.56XhoI touched that and now I'm certain it's the origin of my highly wrinkled palms
19:25.00dromI also managed to electrocute my dad once
19:25.11Wormy_I have also fallen out my bunkbed when I was a child, head first.  The only time I have been knocked unconscious, only for a few moments.  And I saw many stars
19:27.15dromshocked, as in harmless electrocution
19:28.04RobotickingThe only time i had been knocked unconscious was when I had my two front teeth removed as a result of hitting a iron railing with my face
19:28.19Wormy_Oh my
19:28.21dromSpeaking off removing front teeth
19:28.36Wormy_Jesus that trumps anything I've felt
19:29.04RobotickingIt was when i was younger...I was playing tag around cars, tripped over a rock and hit it
19:29.07dromI climbed a chair, but when I tried to climb back down as like the spider, I feel off the chair and broke my front teeth into halves
19:29.14RobotickingMy mouth was so swollen-
19:29.18RobotickingOH DEAR GOD
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19:29.47Wormy_I have had infant teeth removed because the buggers weren't coming out making my adult teeth come out at funny angles.  But it was a painless procedure due to all the pain killers injected into my gums
19:29.49dromThankfully my front teeth are healed, but the yellow ugly line is still there
19:30.39RobotickingPain killers! Yay!
19:30.58RobotickingThey make it so you don't murder the dentist whilst he rips things from your body!
19:31.32Wormy_I always have an impulse to bite the dentist
19:31.33dromThe only serious usage of pain killer I ever had was when I had to get a hollow tooth removed surgically at a dentist's office
19:31.56dromIt was so scary, and it was very painful, thankfully that rest of the produce was painless thanks to the pain killer
19:32.22Wormy_Well, I had injections and a numbing gel put on my gums
19:32.33Wormy_Couldn't feel a thing
19:32.33dromSame
19:32.53Wormy_I think though, the nerves around my infant teeth were long dead
19:33.05XhoI almost had a spinal fluid extraction once
19:33.07Wormy_I still had them into my mid-teens
19:33.07XhoNever did
19:33.11XhoAnd that's my two cents
19:33.18dromthough the injection was the type where it would cause a shock that paralypses the pain receptors, so it is very painful, but anything after that is painless
19:33.25Wormy_Was that, that vicious illness you had?
19:33.29XhoYeah
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19:34.07dromI had to walk around with a giant fall of cotton in my mouth for several hours
19:34.10dromball*
19:34.31dromTo prevent biting my cheek or even in extreme cases, bite my tongue off
19:34.58Wormy_Well, the infant teeth scattered in my mouth were making bites a daily occurence
19:35.10Wormy_Mouth ulcers everywhere
19:35.14dromI see.
19:35.26RobotickingI hate cankers
19:35.46RobotickingI actually have not  had one in a year or too...SO HAPPY
19:35.47Wormy_Especially on the top gum
19:35.50Robotickingtwo*
19:35.54XhoWhat is a canker
19:35.58Wormy_Ulcer
19:36.02Robotickingin your mouth
19:36.03dromThe "hollow tooth" was actually a molar tooth that received too much stress and therefore shattered into 4 individual shards still embedded to my gum
19:36.11RobotickingI did not like it near my lips
19:36.18Robotickingas it hurt when food grazed it
19:36.21OluapPlayerMouth ulcers are the worst thing ever
19:36.25dromIt was bleeding profusely and it was very painful, I could barely eat
19:36.26Wormy_Makes brushing a pain too
19:36.47dromThankfully, I got it removed the day after
19:37.17XhoOh a mouth ulcer
19:37.22Xhodum americanism
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19:37.35Wormy_I know someone who experienced hellish pain by going on a plane with a tooth cavity they didn't know about.  The pressure of course inside was excruciating
19:38.14Wormy_No pain killers were allowed to be administered
19:38.45RobotickingXho, HOW DARE YUO
19:38.52RobotickingAmerica!
19:39.25XhoAmerica's a cool place apart from the lack of gun control, language and racism
19:39.29Wormy_You are a bit outnumbered, I'm afraid.
19:40.09XhoProportionally speaking I'd say Britain is more racist than the UA
19:40.11XhoUSA
19:40.38Wormy_Used to be a lot of US Americans here
19:41.12ImpyDroidMouth ulcers
19:41.23XhoGOD SAVE THE QUEEN
19:41.36XhoI read that in Sniper's voice
19:41.38RobotickingI feel backed into a wall D:
19:41.42RobotickingI jest
19:41.49Wormy_Time for Tea
19:41.49ImpyDroidTHERE IS NO GOD BUT PUTIN
19:41.52RobotickingEveryone gets along fine-
19:42.01ImpyDroidAND MEDVEDEV IS HIS PRIME MINISTER
19:42.07OluapPlayerthrows Jarate at Xho
19:42.36XhoROSSIYA SVYASHCHENNAYA NASHA DERZHAVA
19:42.47dromRoboticking Wormy_: I know it is a bit inapporiate but, here's the testamentory of the chair incident. http://i.imgur.com/NnQh7VE.jpg?1
19:43.03RobotickingLovely
19:43.12Wormy_Wear your scars with pride.
19:43.33Robotickingwere those baby or adult teeth
19:44.25dromI'm uncertain
19:44.43dromI only lost my front teeth once before that. Never lost any after that
19:44.55dromSo these are presumably adult teeth
19:44.59Robotickingso those are adult
19:45.19XhoNo they're your teenager teeth
19:45.25XhoYou still got another set to go through
19:45.39drom;-;
19:45.53Wormy_I once chipped a [infant] tooth on a Yorkie bar, which is embarrasing because of the slogan it used to have:  http://www.virginmedia.com/images/choc_Yorkie2-431x300.jpg
19:46.05XhoYorkies are hard as fuck
19:48.05RobotickingXho
19:48.10Wormy_Why does injury make for good conversation?
19:48.28Robotickinghumans only have two sets of teeth (save for permanent molars)
19:48.48XhoI know
19:48.50RobotickingBaby and Adult
19:48.54XhoI was being sarcastic
19:49.08Wormy_A few lucky people get a third set.
19:49.38Wormy_I say lucky because, adult teeth have to last a long time
19:49.44RobotickingShit i did not realize your were being sarcastic...
19:49.49Robotickingxho,
19:49.51Robotickinganyways
19:50.18dromWell. I don't remember losing my front teeth anyway
19:50.36dromOther than chipping them at the chair incident
19:50.57Hachimanrite I'm back from dinner
19:50.58HachimanWhat did I miss
19:51.11Wormy_One of the ways of being beaten up that terrifies me is the curb stomp
19:51.11XhoWe found out that Drom is extremely accident prone
19:51.25dromYeah. I stub my toe everyday
19:51.32HachimanI meant with the fiction hur
19:51.56XhoOh
19:52.01dromWormy_ Xho: Try frozen Yorkies hur
19:52.02XhoWell we're still on the Ministarium of Epochs idea
19:52.27Hachimanrite
19:52.35Wormy_nevor
19:52.53XhoWhy
19:52.56Wormy_Have you heard of the exploding gobstopper?
19:53.14HachimanNeeds Hachi being able to stop time by the end of it pls
19:53.16Wormy_https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gobstopper#Exploding_gobstoppers
19:53.19dromI once ate a Snicker that has been in the fridge for several days, it was trying to ingest a brick
19:53.39XhoCould do
19:54.01XhoSnickers
19:54.04XhoDEATH BARS
19:54.09XhoDEAAATH
19:54.39Wormy_"Exploding gobstopper" would make a good band name
19:54.42dromI don't know about frozen snickers, I believe it is pretty much the same as a fridge-cold Snicker, but easier to break
19:55.05XhoI think we've settled on "Shadows of Eden" for our band name
19:55.09OluapPlayeru all borin
19:55.20XhoNot massively happy with it but oh well
19:56.35dromYorkie Bricks
19:56.50dromPerhaps the most efficient building material
19:56.59Wormy_Nah, Lego
19:57.13dromLego made out of Yorkie bars
19:57.59HachimanXho: Should have gone with Postnecrotic Ejaculatarium
19:58.17XhoGRINDCORE
19:58.20XhoUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
19:58.25Hachimankek
19:58.34dromI thought you were trying to imply rotten semen, Hachiman
19:58.45Wormy_I have an awesome band name, but I ain't telling anyone it
19:58.55HachimanSemen collected from corpses rather
19:59.18XhoAnd I just threw up
19:59.29dromHachiman: Semen ejaculated by zombies
19:59.36Wormy_Brutal
19:59.38dromundead
20:00.45HachimanI went with a friend who founded two metal projects; Vile Discectomy as his death metal band, and Happathy as his black / death metal project
20:00.51Hachiman*I have a friend rather
20:01.52HachimanAnd yes, Happathy is a play on "happy" and "apathy" because edge
20:02.05dromThere is a rock band called "Party Cannon"
20:02.35Hachiman>Party Cannon       >rock band
20:02.38HachimanFucking insulting
20:02.55HachimanBut then again you are deaf so
20:02.58dromIt is a death metal band from Scotland
20:03.19HachimanYes
20:05.00dromI use my deafness to my advantage; I don't need to give a single crap about music
20:05.07dromand pretend that I like it
20:05.51HachimanNow here is a question
20:06.03HachimanWould you rather go out with a fat pretty girl or an ugly thin girl
20:06.13dromI saw that post on 4chan
20:06.29drom<PROTECTED>
20:07.15dromAnd the last post in the picture pretty much convinced me to pick the whale
20:08.04HachimanThe one where she gets enslaved and you manage to cut out her fat and sell it off to the masses during the winter?
20:09.04TechnobliteratorI mean, surely it depends on how you define "fat" or "thin", right?
20:09.19TechnobliteratorTons of people will call themselves fat when they're not
20:10.05HachimanMedically overweight vs medically underweight
20:10.23OluapPlayerWhale vs skeleton
20:10.25HachimanFat is not subjective hur
20:10.28XhoNeither
20:10.33OluapPlayerBut yes, neither
20:10.35dromCharles_Murray: http://i.imgur.com/szJS7sd.jpg -> http://i.imgur.com/rT7ix54.jpg -> http://i.imgur.com/OgTxssK.jpg -> http://i.imgur.com/DiZ6Yy9.jpg -> http://i.imgur.com/qi4W13N.jpg
20:10.53OluapPlayerTo me there is no such thing as a fat pretty person
20:10.58OluapPlayerand the ugly one is ugly so yeah
20:11.49HachimanSo you would go out with an attractive anorexic person
20:12.04RobotickingI will be back, a few matters require my attention, farewell
20:12.07HachimanBecause I personally find anorexia about as unattractive as being overweight
20:12.26OluapPlayerAnorexic falls under ugly thin
20:12.56TechnobliteratorThere's a biological reason for thin being attractive
20:13.25TechnobliteratorIt's meant to identify whether or not the woman is pregnant and whether she's fit enough to produce the males' child
20:13.37Technobliteratorinb4 I got that wrong Ghelae and Wormy_ slap me or something
20:13.50Xhoy u call me ugly thin u
20:13.59OluapPlayeru jus ugly
20:14.02Ghelaeslaps Jo just for the fun of it
20:14.04Xho:c
20:14.17TechnobliteratorThat's not fair!
20:14.26GhelaeI think you're basically not wrong. I'm not so sure about the pregnancy part.
20:14.38dromI've no love interests or interests in creating a relationship. And the answer I gave you earlier was rather irony. I'm asexual until I feel an interest in relations and such.
20:14.40HachimanGhelae finds slapping women fun
20:14.48Ghelaeslaps Hachi for the fun of it
20:14.51TechnobliteratorWhat I read was that it's just the easiest way to tell
20:14.58OluapPlayerGhelae is an AI, he doesn't have human morals
20:15.23TechnobliteratorAlso, I'm pretty sure some people who are obese or underweight don't always appear to be so, it depends by how much
20:15.38GhelaeFat is attractive in societies where starvation is common. Being starving means you certainly can't produce a child.
20:15.42HachimanI'm fairly sure you can tell when someone is obese
20:15.42dromWormy_ Hachiman Ghelae: http://i.imgur.com/XnFoVjg.png
20:15.57TechnobliteratorNope
20:15.59Hachimanolol
20:16.06TechnobliteratorThere are tons of people who look obese, but it's all muscle
20:16.19HachimanBullshit
20:16.25TechnobliteratorDefinitely not bullshit
20:16.43HachimanIf they are, or look, fat and are overweight, they're obese
20:16.53HachimanWhether it's actually fat or muscle
20:17.21dromYou can still have a 6-pack abs even if you have a layer of fat making it look like an beer-sack. Which is completely natural and healty
20:17.24dromhealthy even
20:18.03Ghelaetakes drom's comment as an excuse to not do crunches today
20:18.04OluapPlayerSometimes on 4chan they post the webms of this goth-looking girl who most definitely is anorexic since you can pretty much see every bone in her limbs individually
20:18.07OluapPlayerThey call her skeleton-chan
20:18.13Hachimanolol
20:18.33OluapPlayerShe'd be a very attractive girl were not for the fact she's practically skin and bones
20:19.04HachimanI personally don't mind a little bit more meat on a girl's bones than usual but not obese
20:19.07HachimanSo like, tubby
20:20.06XhoI like perfect looking people because why settle for anything less than perfect
20:20.16TechnobliteratorHachiman, that's objectively false ._.
20:20.24Wormy_Woops, I accidently drank some home brewed wine that hadn't been sterilised
20:20.32Technobliterator"Obesity is an abnormal accumulation of body fat, usually 20% or more over an individual's ideal body weight. Obesity is associated with increased risk of illness, disability, and death."
20:20.50TechnobliteratorYou can appear huge, and not be 20% over your ideal body weight
20:20.54dromGhelae: I didn't mean like a sack peeking outside underneath your shirt, rather a sleek form where the muscularity isn't 100% visible or obvious.
20:20.59TechnobliteratorIt's rare, but it happens
20:21.05OluapPlayerObjectively is a buzzword hur
20:21.15Wormy_Hopefully the live yeast won't make me sick
20:21.33Technobliteratorlooks up a thesaurus to find matching words for "objectively"
20:21.35dromrather than a highly visible 6-pack
20:21.41HachimanJo you've just fucking triggered me by saying *objective*
20:21.49Ghelaedrom: I don't know what you're implying about my physique there.
20:22.31dromtreats Technoblierator as an object
20:22.42Hachiman#meninism
20:23.00TechnobliteratorI don't know why whether or not I've triggered you should make a difference as to whether or not I'm right
20:23.01Technobliteratorbut ok
20:23.13Technobliteratornoted, I guess? ?_?
20:23.16OluapPlayerIt means you're a jerk hur
20:23.18HachimanI was joking but your attitude is sickening
20:23.29dromGhelae: It is a bit hard to explain, but not every healthy body is equal to abs seen in many model men
20:23.30GhelaeWormy_: If you're lucky the yeast will grow in your intestines and whenever you eat carbs they'll ferment it and get you drunk.
20:23.47TechnobliteratorMaking a correction =/= having a sickening attitude
20:23.49Wormy_Eugh
20:24.10Wormy_EUGH
20:24.29Wormy_I'm going get some anti-fungals
20:24.54dromGhelae: Sounds like a great way to live!
20:25.26GhelaeIt's actually a very serious condition. I don't think it ever results from consuming live yeast, though.
20:25.51GhelaeOtherwise with all the past-their-use-by-date grapes I've eaten I should have developed it myself.
20:25.53dromGhelae: Also, have you noticed that many wrestlers and alike are usually bulky despite their muscular apperance?
20:26.30Ghelaedrom: Yes, I do know this. But when you said "I didn't mean like a sack peeking outside underneath your shirt..." the wording makes it seem like that's what you think I have. :P
20:27.08dromGhelae: I was trying to draw a virtual example, sorry about the confusion and the offense if taken any.
20:27.33GhelaeNo offence taken.
20:28.34GhelaeAlthough I have since changed my mind about doing less exercise tonight.
20:29.00dromSome people asked about my deafness. I have to get this straightened: I'm *am* deaf, but I *have* cochlear implantats, that means that I can hear, and go deaf whenever I feel like to.
20:29.50Wormy_Ghelae:  Hopefully the hellfires of my gut will destroy the yeasts
20:30.36Wormy_It means you are further along the evolutionary tree
20:30.36dromI see, Ghelae.
20:31.18dromWormy_: me?
20:32.36Wormy_yeah
20:32.52Wormy_Wish I had the power to turn people off
20:33.35dromWell. I'm not about it
20:33.44Wormy_Old people can, via selective hearing
20:34.15Wormy_Ugh, I feel sick now
20:34.19dromThe deafness is, liked I explained many times ago, is connceted to Ushers' syndrome. It means that I'll go blind, and I cannot get driver's license due to Retinias Pigmentosa
20:34.28dromI'm not happy about it*
20:34.49Wormy_True
20:35.18Wormy_But its no good worrying about what is to come.
20:35.32dromThe ineiglibty to get a drivers license stripes a large porition of your freedom and forces you into a life in the city or a life where you have to be extremely dependent on friends
20:35.36OluapPlayerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Planet:Koldenwelt/Western_Forests#Wildlife horses
20:35.40dromstrips*
20:35.41Wormy_Sorry I have no entitlements to tell you what to think
20:37.16dromSeems like drugs, heart conditions and colts are the most occuring cause of the deaths of wrestlers http://americaswhiteboy.com/2014/04/03/dead-wrestlers-list-when-and-how-they-died/
20:37.44dromhelp, my english is getting more and more hideous
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20:39.20Wormy_Its not surprising though drom: a lot of wrestlers have bodies that are unhealthily large, or they take steroids and or other drugs to berf up
20:39.28Wormy_*beef
20:39.51dromYeah.
20:40.05dromMost of the pro wrestlers take drugs to buff themselves or get gains
20:40.29HachimanI'd make a comparison to the current US heavyweight champion, John Cena, but you can't see him
20:40.31dromdemn cancers though
20:40.44Wormy_I don't think extreme body building is good on the organs and joints
20:40.45OluapPlayerstop memeing and chek what I posted
20:40.53XhoJOOOHN CENAAAAAAA
20:40.53Hachimani just did
20:40.55HachimanIts very good
20:41.06Hachimanwe finully hav unicrons
20:41.06Hachimanunicorns even
20:41.06Xhohoos
20:41.26OluapPlayerho's
20:41.43HachimanI get reminded of Harry Potter's unicorns actually; they have silver blood which can grant extended life or some bullshit like that
20:42.13dromHachiman: I don't know much about him other than his name anyway.
20:42.16OluapPlayerYou know very well where I got these from hur
20:42.26HachimanYeah I know, I was just saying
20:43.08GhelaeWormy_: A particle physicist here at Nottingham is a bodybuilder. He can't walk very well now because some time ago he ruptured his legs.
20:43.18Hachimanhttps://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12079689_1521323784845323_8823848298731732178_n.jpg?oh=da388dc44ed5dbb9190f6b7e8ad24cd6&oe=56A0D747
20:43.23OluapPlayerHorses are a BITCH to make in Spore just as an afterthought
20:43.24OluapPlayerGoddamn
20:43.37Wormy_I don't often imagine physicists as body builders!
20:43.38OluapPlayerolol
20:44.14XhoHachiman: REKT
20:44.15HachimanIf I was to ever introduce actual unicorns as a thing in Koldenwelt, I'd probably make them muscular bara theriocephali rather than quadrupeds because of the fact horses are cunts
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20:44.33OluapPlayer>get a cat       >call it a dog
20:44.37OluapPlayerThat's what you just described
20:44.46Hachimanfug#
20:44.57Hachiman>get a bomb         >ALLAH ACKBAR
20:45.15dromOluapPlayer: Xho had no problem making a neigh species for Sporewikivers ethough
20:45.23XhoI used a template
20:45.25OluapPlayerI didn't ask
20:45.28dromI see.
20:45.39HachimanXho also didn't try to pass them off as unicorns
20:45.55XhoInstead they're supernatural moon horses
20:46.13HachimanWhich should otherwise be unicorns but oh well hur
20:46.20OluapPlayerI thought you were going on Mahanayans at first
20:46.21XhoThey don't have horns hur
20:46.39Xhohttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature%3ANidhr%C3%A1z These things
20:46.43HachimanOh those
20:46.49HachimanI was thinking Mahanayans too
20:46.55XhoMahanayan template
20:46.58OluapPlayerHez - https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/ff/Soldier_item_unicorn_round_start02.wav?t=20131030072333
20:46.59XhoWhy
20:48.10OluapPlayerhttps://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/62/Soldier_item_unicorn_round_start03.wav?t=20131030072328 a speech to the Dominion
20:48.58XhoSantorakh - 0/10 u r not prettiest unicorn
20:49.38OluapPlayerHez - :c
20:50.19dromWell. Where do we have Heavy's line about friendship?
20:55.08dromTime to buzz off to bed
20:55.11dromSo back off
20:55.37HachimanAlso Xhi
20:55.39HachimanXho even
20:55.54HachimanI need a confirmation on what characters you will be using for Odyssey
20:55.56OluapPlayerXhidicti
20:56.10XhoNdrhthryr is the only valid character I can use
20:56.12XhoSo Ndrhthryr
20:57.28OluapPlayerwut Septimoo
20:57.32OluapPlayerwut bout*
20:58.12Robotickinghmm
20:58.28Robotickingare there any open wars or stories going on in Koldenwelt that are avaliable to join
20:58.58XhoSeptimus appears -> everyone goes into a wild frenzy
20:59.00HachimanI would say it's best to get your fiction written out and established first
20:59.35OluapPlayerEarath - but we all know him already
20:59.46XhoI mean the Khaepsha and whatnot
21:00.00XhoSeeing a five thousand year old demigod precursor is sure to make everyone turn heads
21:00.06RobotickingProbably true, unus momentus
21:00.15XhoSix thousand even
21:00.24OluapPlayerAnkhor - its just a yellow elf
21:00.25HachimanExcept that Khaepsha are ruled by a ~1,000 year old demigod of their own hur
21:01.26XhoSeptimus - remember ur owners u cats
21:01.27HachimanThey would probably mistake Septimus for a Shiarchon or some such
21:01.30Xhohao
21:01.48OluapPlayerSeptimus - i cant be a shiarchon            im white
21:01.58XhoKalarah - ur racist         oh wait im white as well
21:03.24OluapPlayerThe Dynasty would not react to Septimus in any special way, they don't have any knowledge on Orichalcum Elves
21:03.28OluapPlayerThe Wranploer, even less
21:04.57Robotickingxho
21:05.20OluapPlayerEarath has been with both Septimus and Longinus yet I doubt he knows what they are other than "supposedly important"
21:05.25RobotickingApparently your xhodocto are in Koldenwelt as void deziens?
21:05.33Robotickingdenizens*
21:06.01XhoUnless Vixaatus is like "help or eet sand"
21:06.02XhoWould be cool to use Septimus as a warrior rather than fountain of knowledge
21:06.02XhoI could use Septimus but I'm not too sure why he'd get involved in a war like that
21:06.16OluapPlayerEarath - help pls
21:06.35XhoSeptimus - fien
21:06.40OluapPlayerBy that I mean Earath could request his help since he's gonna unite a team
21:06.55XhoRoboticking: Not really no
21:06.56OluapPlayerKhaepsha winning means less people to fight against the Void critters
21:07.08XhoShiarchon - this is good keep winning
21:07.10RobotickingWell, more so the name then
21:07.27OluapPlayerYou referred to the Exalted Sovereigns as Xhodocto in the Denizen page
21:07.28HachimanXhodocto do not live in the Void, they live in Hell / Chaos
21:07.35XhoAh yeah the Exalted Sovereigns
21:07.38RobotickingIndeed you did xho
21:07.46XhoSilent sitting demons
21:07.58OluapPlayerExalted Sovereign - need better chairs someday
21:08.07XhoCaligaduro - dont u dare fuking moov
21:08.58XhoNdrhthryr would certainly help since he frequents the desert and he should be known to the Merovar to some degree
21:09.22OluapPlayerThe Dynasty has a mercenary network so I suppose Nd is a recurring name in it
21:09.32HachimanNd and Kanna probably
21:10.09XhoMerovar - nd         who dat                              Merovar - big fuking machine with fuck-off sized axe                      Merovar - oh dat guy
21:10.27HachimanMerovar - tell me about kanna        why does he wear the mask
21:11.14OluapPlayerEarath - hes honestly not dat big
21:11.16XhoKanna - OR PERHAPS HE WAS WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD STAB A MAN, BEFORE THROWING HIM TO ROT IN THE DESERT
21:11.53OluapPlayerKhyannarith - crashin dis desert            WITH NO SURVIVORS
21:12.45XhoVixaatus - top dik
21:12.47HachimanWe really need a Bane expy for Fantasyverse hur
21:13.01OluapPlayerYou need to work on the Khaepsha-ultan page
21:13.09HachimanYes I do
21:13.14XhoBane expy
21:13.26XhoWell we need a giant masked...uh we could be here for a while
21:14.20Robotickinghow would colossi communicate with mortals? do they have any servants or such?
21:14.34XhoDunno about Colossi having servants
21:14.43OluapPlayerXitannoth has servants
21:14.44HachimanSome Colossi like to communicate directly with them, some have spawn which interact with mortals
21:14.59OluapPlayerAnd other Colossi are just giant wildlife
21:15.09OluapPlayerhttp://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/025/690/58b.jpg
21:15.18HachimanYes because Thunardormir is wildlife
21:15.32Hachimanolol my sides
21:15.47Hachimansamurai pls go
21:16.08OluapPlayerTangilaruka is wildlife u dum shite
21:16.30HachimanGiant anarchist mercenary guy whose role allows him to seriously hurt the good guys
21:16.35HachimanHonestly sounds like Kol
21:16.54OluapPlayerKol - i'm a big guy
21:17.36HachimanJust for shits and giggles, make him a pyromancer
21:17.39HachimanBecause the fire rises
21:18.22XhoMake him a good singer as well
21:18.27XhoSo he has a LOVELY LOVELY VOICE
21:18.49Hachimaninb4 he eats plenty of fibre
21:19.09OluapPlayerhttp://i.imgur.com/6JloYbk.webm
21:19.30Hachimanolol
21:19.58XhoSantorakh - THIS IS YOUR BODY               WITHOUT FIBRE
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21:23.56HachimanClotho - my mother warned me about getting into carriages with strange men           Hachi - THIS ISN'T A CARRRRRIAGE
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21:26.26JepardiHi
21:37.53OluapPlayerBLAH database locked
21:37.58OluapPlayerRight when I want to upload pictures
21:38.47Xhoi kno rite
21:38.50Hachimanwat u uploadin
21:38.56OluapPlayerur mum
21:39.11Xhorekt
21:39.32TechnobliteratorIt got blocked for me too
21:39.34Technobliterator:c
21:40.24TechnobliteratorOh
21:40.28TechnobliteratorWikia are doing server upgrades
21:42.05HachimanSo the sea cucumber breathes in oxygen from the water through its asshole; it can also shoot parts of its intestines out of its asshole in order to scare or confuse predators and get them stuck and tangled in the long, sticky threads of its internal organs
21:42.15OluapPlayerI was trying to upload an updated picture of Pathogis, who I had apparently forgotten to update to the current Kondrakar model
21:42.29HachimanMeanwhile it keeps enough of its internal organs to remain functional and can regrow its lost organs later
21:43.01Wormy_well that is something
21:43.17OluapPlayerSeen that at school
21:45.53HachimanAlso the new "Halloween whopper" released by Burger King for October, which is essentially a cheeseburger with its buns dyed jet black with food colouring, is causing people's shit to come out green rather than the norm
21:47.15TekDroidO.o
21:53.24Robotickinglovely
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21:57.49The_RandomnessHello
21:59.03Robotickinghello
22:03.20Robotickingare we still unable to publish edits yet
22:03.47OluapPlayerYes
22:04.51RobotickingBah!
22:05.57Robotickingquick question, does Xitannoath like people worshipping him
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22:06.06DrodoEmpireHey everyone
22:06.07Robotickinghello
22:09.20OluapPlayerYes
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22:23.05Robotickingsorry about that
22:23.19RobotickingOluap, did you say anything in response to my inquiry
22:23.34HachimanHe said yes, Xitannoth likes to be worshipped
22:24.28Robotickinghmm
22:34.12Wormy_http://imgur.com/gallery/hGju8
22:42.30The_Randomness:o
22:48.35Hachimanhttps://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12088586_887527534648837_2278040334157077891_n.jpg?oh=46d52a711e943b0dc3cb9cbfcc4f2c43&oe=56D11B6B
22:49.50Wormy_Oh brilliant
22:50.08Wormy_Grant might be coming back to Eastenders.  I predicted this
22:51.43HachimanOh boy
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22:53.02Wormy_Grant is much tougher than Phil imo
22:53.33Roboticking_..
22:53.36Roboticking_test
22:54.52Wormy_yeah Grant tossed him about in a few scenes
22:55.35HachimanHaving Grant back on the street should pose some rivalry to Ian
22:55.44HachimanFucking Ian is tougher than Phil now if I recall
22:56.31Wormy_They've been turning Phil back into a gangsta
22:57.00Wormy_Anyway, Phil has discovered his son is gay so this will be interesting
22:57.11HachimanI thought he found that out a while ago
22:57.26HachimanOr at least like it was always obvious to me that his son was gay
22:57.47Wormy_Well, he found Ben and that other young man in his office
22:58.52Wormy_Ben had been pretending to be with Abbey all this time.  And Abbey was manipulated into thinking Max killed Lucy
22:59.02HachimanJesus
22:59.06Wormy_So sided against her Dad
22:59.20Wormy_Who's now been falsely convicted of murder
22:59.39Wormy_So poor, foolish Abbey
23:00.14Wormy_Also, another major story is that Ian and Ben's mother is alive
23:00.35Wormy_But Phil is trying to keep them from the truth
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