IRC log for #sporewiki on 20140427

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00:46.35AdmiralPandahai all
00:49.29Hachiman"It's breathtaking to consider you have two eyes, each composed of 130 million photoreceptor cells. In each one of those cells, there are 100,000,000,000,000 (100 trillion) atoms - more than all the stars in the Milky Way galaxy."
00:49.30Hachiman"However, each atom in each eye formed in the core of a star, billions of years ago, and yet all to expand the consciousness that is you. The universe has an interesting sense of irony, in that you are the universe experiencing itself - all you are is a thought."
00:51.06LIquid_InkI'll have whatever he's having.
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01:10.59TekDroidUh... I think I just added Panda and AB to my ignore list. XD
01:11.08AdmiralPandanoooooo
01:11.16AdmiralPandaactually I don't feel any different
01:11.21TekDroidYou're back now.XD
01:13.15TekDroid...how did I end up with 19 internet tabs open. O.o
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01:21.46DrodoEmpireHey, everyone.
01:22.11Hachimanhai
01:31.34DrodoEmpiretest
01:34.45Wormy_movieHi
01:35.00Wormy"Star stuff contemplating the stars"
01:35.58TekDroidDamn it... EUIV wemt unresponsive 6 days before an autosave. -.-
01:36.35DrodoEmpireTek: D:
01:37.20TekDroidFortunately it's set to autosave every 6 months. :/
01:43.39OluapPlayerbored
01:44.09AdmiralPandawant to come up with a short RP to do?
01:44.21OluapPlayerSure why not
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02:18.50DrodoEmpireBack.
02:23.28TekDroidHello
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04:10.44quark8Hi
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05:15.54quark8Hey everyone.
06:07.52quark8test
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06:12.39quark8Hi Imperios
06:12.47ImperiosHi
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06:49.40ImperiosHi Ink
06:51.33Liquid_InkHello!
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06:54.38Imperios_http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Empire_of_Man#Inquisition Liquid_Ink: I made a Karacay inquisitor girl (she's the last in the list), is it okay?
06:55.31Imperios_Also what do you think ofh er
07:06.01Liquid_Ink"Javina, who was as different from the young sorceress as night and day yet cared for her as an extension of her own self, perhaps even more than that." Is this purple prose for "they were lovers"?
07:06.29Liquid_InkOh "as if both girls have once committed something sinful that the huntress now seeks to repent for. " That's not subtle at all.
07:07.11Liquid_InkThat being said, what is the legality of homosexuality within the Empire?
07:07.54Liquid_InkOtherwise: yes, I like the character.
07:08.35Imperios_Liquid_Ink: Probably not really accepted
07:09.00Imperios_Think Rennaissance Europe
07:09.09Liquid_InkYep.
07:09.12Imperios_Hey if you want I can make the implication of their romance less obvious
07:09.44Liquid_InkNo, I'm happy with it.
07:10.13Liquid_InkI have absolutely no issues with homosexuality. In fact, the Vermites are very lightly implied to have a lot of it.
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07:30.23GhelaeHello.
07:30.27Liquid_InkHello
07:53.25Imperios_Hi Ghel
08:03.56Imperios_Liquid_Ink: I just realised something
08:04.05Liquid_InkYeah?
08:04.10Imperios_The Inquisition is a bit like the Fantasyverse version of the SS
08:04.11Imperios_BUT
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08:08.05Liquid_InkBUt?
08:08.08Liquid_InkHello Panda
08:09.32AdmiralPandahai ink
08:09.35Imperios_Its current members so far are: a Hispanic, a Korean, a German, an Indian, a Central Asian/African, two women and two gay people
08:09.52Liquid_InkPanda: How are you?
08:10.05Liquid_InkImperios: Hooray for equal opportunity!
08:10.16AdmiralPandaPanda: kinda meh but ok
08:10.26Imperios_So basically yeah, I made a politically correct SS 0_o
08:10.32Imperios_Strangely enough it makes sense
08:13.08AdmiralPandawait did I just try to beep myself
08:13.11AdmiralPandadumb
08:13.23AdmiralPandaLiquid_Ink: yeah kinda meh but ok
08:15.02AngrybirdsProm was interesting.
08:15.11Liquid_InkOh?
08:15.15AngrybirdsI'm not sure I can assign it any other term.
08:15.49AdmiralPandaso are we talking so bad it was good interesting or so weird you can't explain it interesting
08:16.24AngrybirdsWell, from a "school dance" standpoint, there wasn't much actual dancing.
08:16.57AngrybirdsUnlike in other countries, where the people who dance actually know how to do so.
08:18.10Imperios_I won't have a prom for... reasons
08:18.25AngrybirdsOh?
08:19.45AdmiralPandaAngrybirds: my prom equivalent was more like a formal dinner mixed with a night at a club
08:20.06AngrybirdsAdmiralPanda : THAT SOUNDS SO NICE.
08:20.11Liquid_InkNeither Meka nor Pia will go with me!
08:20.14Liquid_Inkcries.
08:20.21AdmiralPandait really isn't
08:23.14AdmiralPandaAngrybirds: basically, lackluster catering (food was good but the service was terrible) and horrific music choice, mixed with less than pleasant company
08:23.23AdmiralPandaI only went because I was getting an award basically
08:23.47Imperios_I just thought of something
08:23.49Imperios_Rappng in Latin
08:23.54Angrybirdso.o
08:25.25AngrybirdsAdmiralPanda : Really the only reason I went was because a friend asked me to it, and she had a good time. So I guess that makes tonight a success.
08:25.48AdmiralPandayeah, at least you were able to give her a good time
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08:31.01AngrybirdsI don't dance, but I did it anyway and looked ridiculous, but eh.
08:32.23AngrybirdsOff to bed with me.
08:32.26quark8Did it a few years back, didn't know you can get kicked out if you're bad enough.
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08:51.04JepardiHi
08:51.25quark8Hi
09:22.37Imperios_AdmiralPanda: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Empire_of_Man#Inquisition Care to make another Inquisitor? You could participate in the plot we and Hachi have been planning to work on
09:27.14AdmiralPandahttp://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_small/3/39328/1170680-chakram.jpg Could the inquisitor use an enchanted one of these that returns to their hand when they throw it?
09:27.47AdmiralPandathat one's an example that can be split into two melee weapons but it's a throwing weapon all up
09:28.21Imperios_Sure why not
09:28.28AdmiralPandaI see that Inquisitors are some times allowed to use magical gear so yeah
09:28.33AdmiralPandasweet
09:28.39AdmiralPandaalso is there a dress code enforced?
09:28.57Imperios_Well, they usually wear black
09:29.00Imperios_And hats
09:29.06Imperios_And trenchcoatx
09:29.08AdmiralPandahats are always important
09:29.14Imperios_But in theory they could dress in something else
09:29.36AdmiralPandawould there be a problem with them going NOOOODIST BEEEECH and stripping off the trench coat when a fight breaks out?
09:30.26Imperios_Hur
09:30.28Imperios_Could work
09:31.41AdmiralPandaexcellent
09:35.58AdmiralPandaso now I have a nudist beach inquisitor with a magic chakram
09:36.01AdmiralPandaI like this :D
09:36.34Imperios_Is gud
09:37.52Imperios_Where would he be from?
09:38.11Imperios_As in, what province
09:41.19AdmiralPandaI'm gonna have to look into that
09:43.01AdmiralPandaKaracay
09:43.34Imperios_Rite
09:44.14Imperios_He should have GRORIOUS dreadlocks then
09:44.16AdmiralPandawhat naming standard do they use?
09:45.26Liquid_InkDamned if I know.
09:46.23Imperios_Well judging by Carlini, something unpronouncable
09:46.31AdmiralPandahur
09:46.45AdmiralPandaany real-world nations I can use as a base?
09:48.11Imperios_Hm
09:48.21Imperios_Turkic probably
09:48.28Imperios_Alternatively, Zulu/Khoisan
09:48.30Imperios_Probably a mix
09:50.58AdmiralPandaMandlenkosi then, based on the Zulu name meaning "Will of God"
09:51.31Imperios_Sounds badass
09:52.43Liquid_InkBulgarian works too
09:53.15Imperios_Ya
09:53.25Imperios_Karacay = freakiest national mix in the Empire
09:54.09Imperios_Well technically Bulgarians too are Turkic... ish
09:54.28Imperios_They're Turks who try to pretend really hard that they're Slavs hur
09:54.57AdmiralPandahm, actually Dara then cus gifted
09:55.06AdmiralPandaplus I like that name more
09:55.17AdmiralPandanow the ultimate question is male or female
09:55.25AdmiralPanda(dat name is unisex)
09:55.47Liquid_InkMale is heads, female is tails. Now flip a coin.
09:55.49AdmiralPandaactually thinking female cus female character
09:55.56AdmiralPandadon't have enough female characters
09:56.01Liquid_InkOkay.
09:56.28Imperios_Now, here's a problem: we have to differentiate her from Carlini somehow :3
09:56.37AdmiralPandaso now I have a female Inquisitor whose first inclination on combat is stripping off her trench coat
09:56.44AdmiralPandawell what's Carlini like?
09:57.11Imperios_I mean in terms of appearance
09:57.18Imperios_We already have a Karacay inquisitor girl hur
09:57.41Liquid_InkAre you saying that all black people look the same?
09:57.53Liquid_InkThat's usually a stereotype associated with Asians.
09:58.13AdmiralPandaheh :P
09:58.22Imperios_One word: Spore
09:58.28AdmiralPandaand we already have a differentiation in terms of appearance: NUUUUDIST BEEEECH
09:58.56AdmiralPandaunderneath the trench coat her clothing would be more sparse, cus mobility for throwing weapon
09:59.10AdmiralPandaso she'd probably be wearing a sleeveless shirt and the like
09:59.28Imperios_Spore isn't good at differentiating facial appearance
09:59.34AdmiralPandaplus I'm pretty sure looking alike is good for We Are Legion effect
09:59.36AdmiralPandascarier
09:59.38Imperios_True
09:59.47AdmiralPandaso I think there's plenty of visual distinction
09:59.49Imperios_Javina should hate Dara and call her "not-Carlini" for the lulz hur
10:00.06GhelHello.
10:00.23AdmiralPandawe should make this a thing
10:00.37AdmiralPandathen eventually Dara becomes her friend and she starts calling Carlini "not-Dara"
10:01.00Imperios_Carlini is dead hur
10:01.12Imperios_And you can't really get closer to Javina more than Carlini
10:01.16Imperios_Carlini was her girlfriend
10:01.24AdmiralPandarigh
10:01.25Liquid_Inkhttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b5/Makedonische_phalanx.png Such sarissa.
10:01.27Liquid_InkWow.
10:01.27AdmiralPandaright*
10:01.38AdmiralPandaso why do we need visual distinction between a living girl and a dead girl?
10:01.46Imperios_Liquid_Ink: Hedgehog brigade
10:01.48Imperios_...Yeah, true
10:01.57Imperios_Well, I might bring her back somehow
10:04.37Imperios_Hm
10:04.44Imperios_Should I make her in Spore?
10:05.55AdmiralPandago for it if you want, I'd say she'd have your typical inquisition outfit just with a sleeveless shirt
10:09.06AdmiralPandaand now to make paeg
10:21.32Imperios_Hm
10:21.37Imperios_What kind of hairstyle could she hav
10:22.19Liquid_InkGoldiva hair
10:22.36AdmiralPandaSpore being Spore I don't expect a miracle, but i see her just having her hair simply tied at shoulder length
10:23.01AdmiralPandaor more accurately, in a simple ponytail at shoulder length
10:36.40AdmiralPandaoh god
10:36.45AdmiralPandakicks himself in the genitalia
10:37.44AdmiralPandaI just realised all the effort I've put into getting you guys into D&D could have been spent getting you into Apocalypse World instead- with you guys playing that shit would be HILARIOUS
10:38.28Liquid_InkIn D&D can you play as a Half-Duck?
10:38.53AdmiralPandathe advanced book has a bird man race but that's more like half-raven
10:39.22Liquid_InkDon't humans have the magical ability to crossbreed with other races?
10:39.35AdmiralPandayeah
10:39.46AdmiralPandaalthough tengu (the bird man race) are their own thing
10:40.11Imperios_Tengu
10:40.16Imperios_WEEEAAABOOOOOOO
10:40.50Imperios_BTW what kind of name would Dara  have
10:41.01AdmiralPandawhat do you mean by name?
10:41.09AdmiralPandaDara is her name
10:41.10Liquid_InkSo if humans can crossbreed with other races, and you can play as a duck, can you play as a half-duck?
10:41.22AdmiralPandaInk: It dun't work like that
10:42.03Imperios_I mean surname
10:42.23Imperios_Human surnames are formed by slamming two words together generally
10:42.43Liquid_InkWhy not?
10:42.54AdmiralPandacus ducks aren't humanoids
10:43.17AdmiralPandaand they can't even breed with all humanoids
10:43.42AdmiralPandajust elves and dwarves, and the occasional planar entity in human form
10:43.51AdmiralPandawhy the obsession with being half-duck anyway?
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10:45.25Imperios_Hi
10:45.41Xhoblah
10:45.50Liquid_InkBecause ducks are cool
10:45.50AdmiralPandahi
10:45.55Liquid_InkHello Xhoo
10:46.03Imperios_AdmiralPanda: http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140427104535/spore/images/3/33/Dara_Nounverber.png *Nazism intensifies*
10:46.40AdmiralPandadamn that's cool
10:49.12Liquid_InkAlso the comedic value of being a half duck
10:56.43Xhohttp://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140426230434/spore/images/b/b0/PlantDood2014.png In case no one saw
10:58.29Liquid_InkI saw
10:58.41Liquid_InkAnd I was like "omg that's so cool"
11:00.44AdmiralPandadat's a plant and a half
11:01.02AdmiralPandaspeaking of plants, the D&D session ended with the party fighting a treant
11:01.12AdmiralPandaone hit took off a quarter of Monet's health
11:03.34ImperiosAdmiralPanda: Could Dara be Javina and Alfgund's acolyte?
11:03.56ImperiosLike, not yet a full Inquisitor but training
11:04.01AdmiralPandasure, why not
11:06.06AdmiralPandaoh god, I'm just imagining the D&D party playing Apocalypse World
11:06.48AdmiralPandaI mean, just a BattleBabe Clotho alone is enough to provide all the innuendo you could possibly want
11:11.33ImperiosAdmiralPanda: http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Racial_Holy_War Let's play this
11:11.51ImperiosEither I or Oluao will be DM hur
11:13.01ImperiosI am just kidding but still this RPG is hilarious
11:14.06Xhohttps://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/1545657_1403759643236661_1110789132951874791_n.jpg Kalcedia
11:14.38Liquid_InkMan, that cave is awesome.
11:15.21AdmiralPandathat is both awesome and fitting
11:16.06Liquid_Inkhttp://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/380214_310756369034884_1714439230_n.jpg
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11:16.25Wormyhi
11:16.47GhelHello.
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11:18.05GhelHello.
11:18.08dinohello!
11:18.11dinoHow is all doing!
11:18.26Liquid_InkQuite well
11:18.44Liquid_InkHow are you?
11:18.57dino@Liquid: Good to hear! ME as well thanks!
11:19.51AdmiralPandaImperios: hell if you or Oluap DM's Apocalypse World I would drop everything and engage maximum NUDIST BEACH mode
11:20.12AdmiralPandathere's actually a class that has a legit reason to do so too
11:21.28ImperiosHur
11:24.21ImperiosBTW what clothes would Dara have underneath her trenchcoat
11:25.31XhoSS uniform
11:25.56ImperiosFEGELEIN
11:26.28AdmiralPandaI thought we already sorted that out
11:26.45ImperiosThere should be a human character called Fegelein
11:27.25ImperiosOr an elf
11:29.04XhoFegéleïn
11:29.06Xhodere suk it
11:29.38ImperiosPhëgaelái
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11:31.03ImperiosHi
11:31.07AdmiralPandahai ko
11:31.15OluapPlayerhi
11:31.48Xhoups
11:31.54XhoImperios: Okay you beat me on that one
11:32.31AdmiralPandaOluapPlayer: I realised just before that in getting you guys involved in D&D, I missed an opportunity to get people interested in my favourite RPG system ever
11:32.35AdmiralPandaand with you guys it would work perfectly
11:32.53XhoOluapPlayer: http://mrambisinistrous.deviantart.com/art/Cool-Story-Schweinhund-450415877?ga_submit_new=10%253A1398598356 Had to do this
11:33.04OluapPlayerhur
11:34.17AdmiralPandalook at it this way: there's a class that gets higher armour the skimpier their dress, and another class that can effectively paralyse everyone looking at them by removing an article of clothing
11:34.22Liquid_Inkgoes wandering Xho's gallery and has an orgasm in the fractals folder
11:35.00ImperiosExcellent
11:35.31ImperiosAdmiralPanda: The Holy Land of Hachimania
11:35.43AdmiralPandahowever I would have to convince one of you to be DM (which is actually retardedly easy in Apocalypse World, no preparation or planning needed)
11:36.19OluapPlayerBut what if I don't want to do fanservice hur
11:36.20ImperiosXlnt
11:36.26OluapPlayerXho: http://tf2freakshow.wikia.com/wiki/User:Honorcrocketts someone's different
11:37.01AdmiralPandaOluapPlayer: Then play one of the many many other classes that don't do fanservice
11:37.02Xhok den
11:37.13AdmiralPandawell, I say many when there's like 10 total
11:37.27OluapPlayerLord Degroot took over Honorcrocketts' mind it seems
11:37.55Xhodigrut
11:38.02OluapPlayerur a digrut
11:39.16OluapPlayerI want Clotholaire to show her assets as much as everyone else but I also want this to have at least some natural progression
11:39.17AdmiralPandaif you guys were cool with it I could run a one-off Apocalypse World game tonight, or we could just play on (assuming everyone else appears)
11:39.27AdmiralPandanaturally, naturally
11:39.55AdmiralPandaafter all, tits hanging out from the beginning isn't as beautiful as tits hanging out as a result of a long and rewarding romance ark
11:39.59AdmiralPandaarc*
11:40.16XhoPelagrios - i dunno bout da
11:40.17Xho*dat
11:41.40AdmiralPandaI remember one of my friends was in a campaign where the first piece of magical loot was a Bikini of Magic Armour +10, in other words a magic bikini offering more protection than the highest quality full plate armour
11:41.41ImperiosAye
11:41.49AdmiralPandahowever the enchantment only works if you're only wearing the bikii
11:41.52AdmiralPandabikini*
11:42.11ImperiosI actually am going to give Tsedbal an actual personality now
11:42.20AdmiralPandait was mostly a joke but then the male fighter decided HE wanted to wear it
11:42.20Imperios*I am going
11:42.48ImperiosHe could turn it into a belt of some sort
11:42.52ImperiosConan the Barbarian style
11:43.02AdmiralPandano, it was a bikini
11:43.04AdmiralPandacomplete with to[
11:43.06AdmiralPandatop*
11:43.16XhoOluapPlayer: http://i.imgur.com/Ay29K.jpg Vorius at the end of Year 6
11:43.21AdmiralPandaand he went everywhere in that bikini
11:43.41OluapPlayerXho: dun get it
11:43.47Xhour dum den
11:44.18Xho"Vorius' soul turned to them with a smile and nodded before dissipating himself, having lost his body and thus died out a long time ago."
11:44.20Xhohence gif
11:44.57OluapPlayerOoooh
11:45.00OluapPlayerrite
11:45.15OluapPlayerWhen you say Vorius I don't actually associate it with the actual guy called Vorius
11:46.35AdmiralPandaalso, if you want to avoid needless sexual content in RPG's, never EVER look up a system called BRUTAL
11:46.37AdmiralPandajust don't
11:46.46AdmiralPandaif you ever see a link to the system, don't
11:47.59OluapPlayerThe name actually sounds familiar
11:48.04OluapPlayerI may ahve read about it
11:48.07ImperiosYou mean FATAL?
11:48.44OluapPlayerIt was on TvTropes iirc
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11:51.55Xhohttp://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/723/071/c27.gif Gardin walks in on Kalcedia and Vekaron
11:52.14OluapPlayerhur
11:52.40Imperioshi
11:53.14dromhi
11:53.18ImperiosThere should be more sex in my stories
11:53.38AdmiralPandatastefully handled sex
11:53.42XhoI dunno
11:53.48AdmiralPandaand only where actually relevant
11:53.53XhoI think the sexual innuendo is getting too much
11:54.07OluapPlayergo eet an innuendo
11:54.39ImperiosBut my stories don't have any sexual content at all
11:55.06AdmiralPandafunnily enough, with Hachi and Sor in a fiction together you'd think sex would be the topic every few seconds, but with current plans it's only really gonna come up once or twice
11:55.11AdmiralPandathe rest is assumed sexual content
11:55.41ImperiosQuendor is pretty much celibate
11:56.35ImperiosLekren is too posh and British
11:56.42ImperiosValdemar is disfigured
11:56.46ImperiosJavina is Javina
11:56.52ImperiosVenoriel is Venoriel
11:57.01ImperiosNone of my characters get sex hur
11:57.11OluapPlayerI've had sex in my stories twice, they were both relevant for the overall plot
11:57.26OluapPlayerNo wait, thrice
11:57.51AdmiralPandayeah sex has to be handled well or it's just pointless fanservice
11:58.11Imperiosya
11:58.34AdmiralPandaeven the couple of times me and Hachi have gotten up to the point of describing a bit of foreplay, there's still been a bit of relevant dialogue going on
11:58.47AdmiralPandathen fade to black and back to business
11:59.10OluapPlayerBetween future Hachi and Clotho to show how much of a happy married couple they were, between Kezoreg and Maryah as a conclusion to their romance arc and between Vekaron and Kalcedia which will serve as character development for both later
12:03.13AdmiralPandaHachi and Sor's sex life serves two purposes (on my end at least), the biggest being to show just how different the Fordan concept of family is to the human equivalent, the second biggest being a serious effort to show a relationship where the physical side is just a facet of the emotional side
12:16.33Xhohttp://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/632/720/355.gif Apply this to any Agent
12:17.54OluapPlayerhttps://24.media.tumblr.com/39e5cb8df761ce8acb889fd34a9c568b/tumblr_n4kscd445Y1s27wupo1_500.jpg
12:18.20OluapPlayerhttp://i.imgur.com/XeIkh2g.jpg daily motivation
12:18.29Xhohttp://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/655/043/2b4.png Whenever I read a sex scene on the wiki
12:19.23OluapPlayerdunt motivate me to write more hur
12:20.05Xhohttp://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/663/140/1fc.gif All I can say to that
12:20.38OluapPlayerfien I'll stop but just because it's JonTron
12:20.42OluapPlayerhttps://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14573214/Facepunch/I-have-no-idea-how-transparent-gifs-work-i%27m-sorry.gif I'm hypnotized
12:21.18XhoWell damn
12:22.08OluapPlayerhttps://24.media.tumblr.com/f0f4834eeec62e4fc28247d6d7db3acc/tumblr_n4k4lkeT3O1qbnnp7o1_500.png
12:22.31Xhohoh
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12:23.18Xhohttp://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/529/424/efe.gif Kalcedia and Kilchárunya
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12:23.50AdmiralPandanow replace that gun with something and you have Kalcedia and everyone else
12:23.53AdmiralPandasorry, but it had to be said
12:24.05OluapPlayerdumba
12:24.12XhoAdmiralPanda: dang
12:24.23Technobliteratorya dad
12:24.30Technobliteratorah damnit, no hachi
12:24.30OluapPlayerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gEe2kB-GWk
12:25.04OluapPlayerhttp://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/743/609/146.gif herd u been talkin shit
12:25.41XhoSpeaking of Kalcedia
12:25.51XhoI don't really like her character any more
12:26.12XhoAll she seems to do is go around and do other characters nowadays
12:26.13AdmiralPandabecause all that anyone says about her is her over-active sex drive, I'm guessing?
12:26.22XhoExactly
12:26.41AdmiralPandayeah well nuthin's happening with Cleansing Flames so character development isn't happening
12:26.54OluapPlayerYou should be content then because that's exactly what's not gonna happen for the remainder of Year 7
12:27.03OluapPlayerOnly pain and death ahead
12:27.07Xhoying
12:27.25Xhohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Nor2G4N3C0 In reference to this
12:27.37OluapPlayerhur
12:30.57OluapPlayerhttp://i.imgur.com/OrW1TOY.jpg
12:31.40XhoScrewthatistan
12:31.43Imperios_Xho: That's also Kalcedia and Venoriel
12:32.15Imperios_Xho: Screwthatistan, the Xhos' ancestral homeland
12:32.22XhoAye
12:32.47XhoRight gotta go
12:33.43Imperios_By the way guys
12:33.56Imperios_I think I am going to have Kalcedia appear in the Shattering
12:34.17AdmiralPandaon an unrelated note: opens unlocked chest, gets Blue quality item. unlocks very hard lock, gets crude whites
12:34.20AdmiralPandalogic
12:35.09OluapPlayerhttp://i.imgur.com/1sHehsl.jpg
12:35.35AdmiralPandabahaha
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12:42.08AdmiralPandaImperios_: Intriguing, what would she be doing there?
12:42.08Hachimanhai
12:42.10AdmiralPandahai Hachiman
12:42.30Imperios_Hi
12:42.42OluapPlayeromg hai
12:42.45Imperios_AdmiralPanda: I am not sure yet... but most likely, she will end up being employed by the Divinarium
12:43.13AdmiralPandaso a while ago I remembered there's an RPG system I absolutely LOVE, and I'm kicking myself for not introducing you guys to it, it's absolutely perfect for this group
12:43.29AdmiralPandaonly problem is I'd have to bend someone's arm until it breaks to make them DM cus I really really want to play it again XD
12:44.09Technobliteratorok
12:44.15Technobliteratorwho wants to rp now?
12:44.33OluapPlayerDon't we need Xho?
12:44.46Technobliteratoroh
12:44.47Technobliteratorwe do
12:44.48Technobliteratorfuck
12:45.01OluapPlayerdumba pay attention
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12:45.03LawfulInsaneHello.
12:45.17AdmiralPandawhile Xho's not here can I steal you away to RP Hachiman?
12:45.17Imperios_Eya
12:45.22Imperios_Sure why not
12:45.31Imperios_Just so long as I take him later
12:45.45Imperios_Hm
12:45.45Imperios_Guys
12:45.51OluapPlayerget ur hands off ma man
12:46.26Imperios_Do you think Mush would mind if I... borrowed some of his creaturemaking and outfitting techniques?
12:46.37OluapPlayerAsk him, not us
12:46.42HachimanWho cares
12:46.51HachimanHe doesn't own Spore
12:47.16OluapPlayerI don't plan on leading any rps today so I'll be making myself available for other users instead
12:48.43Technobliterator[13:46:26] <Imperios_> Do you think Mush would mind if I... borrowed some of his creaturemaking and outfitting techniques?
12:48.51Technobliteratorregardless of whether he does
12:48.52Technobliteratoryou can
12:48.57OluapPlayerMeanwhile at Dark Souls 2
12:49.00OluapPlayer"A fix is being worked on and will come in the form of a patch. We're hoping to deploy in the next few days. We'll make an announcement once it is available. Thank you very much for hanging in there and apologies for the delay."
12:49.10OluapPlayerI want to hang on your necks and force myself downwards
12:49.29AdmiralPandaheh
12:49.39AdmiralPandaI just don't get how they missed a bug like that
12:49.44OluapPlayer"next few days" better be monday
12:57.54OluapPlayerI'm gonna make more creature pages now
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13:02.44AdmiralPandahi Monet
13:02.55LawfulInsaneHello
13:03.07AdmiralPandaOluapPlayer: I'd try coming up with something but we've already had Clotho and Bastion meet so iunno what else we could do
13:03.22MonetHi
13:03.59OluapPlayerThat reminds me I should add Bastion to Clotho's relations now
13:05.12AdmiralPandayeah true
13:05.26TechnobliteratorI'll go to the gym in the meantime
13:05.59AdmiralPandawow that aggressive Hachi quote
13:06.11AdmiralPandafunny that they end up happily married when that sort of thing is flying
13:06.37OluapPlayerHachi's quote is outdated because they're friends again as of the latest fantasyverse fiction
13:06.45AdmiralPandayeah I know
13:06.50AdmiralPandabut my point stands
13:07.08OluapPlayerLove prevails over subtle murderous vibes
13:07.14OluapPlayeraka Clotho has subtle murderous vibes
13:07.58AdmiralPandaaka everyone has murderous vibes around here :P
13:08.08AdmiralPandaalso let me know when you've added Bastion to the relations list
13:08.11AdmiralPandaden I quote
13:08.17OluapPlayerI done that already
13:13.56AdmiralPandak quoted
13:14.33OluapPlayeryy
13:14.35OluapPlayeryey even
13:17.12OluapPlayerFirst sentence of my new page is "Rip and tear your guts!". No regrets whatsoever
13:17.37AdmiralPandalol
13:26.32Imperios_Hai Monet
13:26.38AdmiralPandaso for clarity's sake: D&D people are you available if Random appears?
13:27.13OluapPlayerYeah sure
13:27.33OluapPlayersince we can't play next weekend it'd be good if we could play today
13:29.10MonetYeah sorry about that but this has been in planning for two months
13:29.52AdmiralPandanot a problem
13:31.35HachimanSure
13:32.31Imperios_Surewhynot
13:33.04OluapPlayerToday's episode: Hatchy and Clotho make up while Kolim gets his shit slapped by a tree
13:33.53Imperios_You mean make out dontchu
13:34.15Imperios_GRAMMATIK MACHT FREI
13:34.19OluapPlayerNo I mean make up
13:34.26OluapPlayerClotho is angry with Hatchy atm
13:35.22AdmiralPandait's just like the fantasyverse hur
13:35.57AdmiralPandanext thing you know Hachi finds a one-use magic item that generates a Time Stop spell :P
13:36.30OluapPlayerAlhazred - heyoo
13:38.06Imperios_http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140427133704/spore/images/f/f5/Lady_Desertsun.png Javina with lady-mode activated
13:38.38HachimanHer hair surprises me
13:38.54Imperios_Hachiman: Why's that?
13:39.04HachimanI imagined her having long hair hur
13:39.27Imperios_She *does* have long hair, it's just that she tied it in that particular picture
13:39.30Imperios_Normally she has a ponytail
13:39.33HachimanOoh right
13:39.51MonetShe has a really long ponytail at the back
13:40.16MonetThis whole "Ether Dust" issue makes me realise
13:40.25OluapPlayerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Varkorus That's one page done
13:40.27Imperios_That's basically Javina when/if she tries to infiltrate the high society
13:40.47Imperios_Also http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140427104535/spore/images/3/33/Dara_Nounverber.png Made that for Panda
13:40.53Imperios_I think I made too much humans
13:41.01Imperios_So I'll make a Klaxxa or two
13:41.18Imperios_Hm
13:41.21MonetD&D was vocally despised by do-gooders when it came out for promoting devil warship. This is widely-known. But I what about "D&D coerced my son into taking drugs!"
13:41.36Imperios_Hatchy hur
13:41.52Imperios_Is "Vorcha" pronounced "Vor-chah" or "Vor-kah"?
13:41.59Imperios_It's written as "Vorka" in the Russian version
13:42.05OluapPlayerVor-chah
13:42.06MonetVor-chah
13:42.26Imperios_Our translators must be fucking idiots then
13:42.32HachimanOluapPlayer: So Varkorus are hyper-aggressive alien biological war machines that come from a place that nobody knows of
13:42.38HachimanThat's fucking terrifying hur
13:42.59OluapPlayerAye
13:43.09OluapPlayerI also explain why they groan so much
13:43.16Imperios_Then again "Vorchat" is Russian for "to be grumpy"
13:43.28Imperios_So literally, "vorcha" would mean "grumps" in Rssian
13:43.36Hachimanolol
13:43.43Imperios_Game Vorcha
13:43.45HachimanThat reasoning is both funny and makes a lot of sense
13:44.05Imperios_>cultural habit created by them because they downright dislike speaking, and would rather kill the person they are speaking to. Hm
13:44.22Imperios_How do they talk between each other then? Chemicals? Pheromones? Gestures?
13:44.39MonetThey don't
13:44.48OluapPlayerGroaning and speaking
13:45.08OluapPlayerThere's no difference between talking to an alien or to another Varkorus
13:45.10Imperios_KORMACVAR NO LIKE YOU
13:45.18MonetVorcha are rats who were somehow smart and lucky enough to sneak onto ships landing on their homeworld
13:45.29HachimanI like to imagine that Varkorus reproduce the shark way; rape
13:45.42Imperios_>like to imagine
13:45.44Imperios_wait what
13:45.49Hachimanfuk
13:45.51OluapPlayerYes that's not very healthy
13:45.58LawfulInsane...
13:45.59OluapPlayerI also question how you know sharks rape each other
13:46.09HachimanI watched documentaries
13:46.33Imperios_also known as "shark porn"
13:47.13HachimanMany shark species, most predominately the tiger shark, are known for rape.
13:47.13HachimanMales will outright attack females, insert benis while trying to chomp down on her, ejaculate and then the female has to get away as fast as fucking possible or he'll eat her
13:47.35Imperios_FUCK YOU IMMA SHARK
13:47.38OluapPlayerdats not efficient
13:47.46Jepardihttp://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aOqARdR_460s_v2.jpg
13:47.47Imperios_So guys
13:47.59HachimanAnd then she has to put up with her unborn children fighting and cannibalizing one another inside the womb, with only the strongest kids managing to get born
13:48.00Imperios_What do you think of Lady!Javina
13:48.19OluapPlayerI know about the cannibal babies thing
13:48.32OluapPlayerI watched that in a documentary too hur
13:49.25MonetYou tihnk that's inefficient?
13:49.51HachimanAdmittedly rape isn't an efficient means of reproduction for a species
13:49.53OluapPlayerIn an evolutionary point of view, yes
13:50.04HachimanThat's why sharks are quite scattered
13:50.12OluapPlayerideally a species shouldn't have to fight each other to reproduce
13:50.21HachimanSharks are like the Kicath of Earth hur
13:50.25LawfulInsaneXD
13:50.26MonetOften, when someone in a group other than the alpha female gets preggers, the alpha gets bitey. Which can lead to the subordinate getting exiled or even killed
13:50.55OluapPlayerSpinker - dats offensive
13:52.41Imperios_Technobliterator and Hachiman: http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140427104535/spore/images/3/33/Dara_Nounverber.png The Inquisition has an Anti-Mage now
13:53.10OluapPlayerAdding a literal anti-fun char to the anti-fun faction
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13:54.11AdmiralPandawell not really an anti-mage
13:54.16AdmiralPandamore like Sivir from LoL
13:54.28Imperios_I'm referring to her glaives hur
13:54.39AdmiralPanda… she has a chakram
13:54.55AdmiralPandathe picture I showed you just had a chakram able to split into two hand-blades
13:55.03OluapPlayerHmm
13:55.03Imperios_Ah
13:55.04Imperios_Makes sense
13:55.08OluapPlayerHow heavy is an adult grizzly bear?
13:55.10AdmiralPandaalso Anti-Mage doesn't use glaives
13:55.13TekDroidHello
13:55.18Wormy800 ib?
13:55.27AdmiralPandaOluapPlayer: something big
13:55.28OluapPlayerHow much is that in kg hur
13:55.31Wormyon average
13:55.49Imperios_Monet Hachiman AdmiralPanda: Can you guys RP today?
13:56.04Wormy115 and 360 kg (254 and 794 lb)
13:56.05AdmiralPandaassuming Random doesn't come on yeh
13:56.16OluapPlayerRight
13:56.20WormyI assume female and male respectively
13:56.24MonetI can
13:56.28AdmiralPandaok whoever calls Anti-Mage's weapons glaives needs to be shot
13:56.29AdmiralPandarepeatedly
13:56.39Monethttp://www.therpf.com/attachments/f9/new-chakrams-license-cats-out-bag-lol-xena_chakram_2_larger1.jpg-142750d1360636703 also I believe this is what a Chakram looks like when connected up
13:56.45AdmiralPandalike whoever thought it would be a cool idea to call his weapons glaives is dumb
13:56.56AdmiralPandaMonet: yeah that's it
13:57.16MonetI agree with Panda
13:57.31MonetFor one, glaives are polearms.
13:57.51AdmiralPanda^
13:57.56AdmiralPandayou don't even need to go further
13:57.57MonetThe best description I can give for what Anti-Mage uses is "a really big double-ended knife"
13:57.58AdmiralPandathey're polearms
13:58.30Wormyhuh http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/70/Tiger_vs._Bear_%282%29.jpg
13:58.50HachimanI really wanna refrain from RP today unless it's D&D
13:58.54AdmiralPandaTiger - LOVE ME BEAR SENPAIII
13:58.57Imperios_fuk u woman
13:59.15MonetThat tiger looks like it has a sinister plan in its head
13:59.31OluapPlayerNah they're just sharing a hug
13:59.34Imperios_Monet and AdmiralPanda: Yes I know glaives are like staffs with sword on them
13:59.37Imperios_*swords
13:59.57Imperios_BUT Illidan's blades are described as glaives, hence I refer to Anti-Mage's weapons as glaives too
14:00.04HachimanI can see so many things wrong with that "Tiger vs Bear" picture hur
14:00.06Monet...wait what
14:00.23MonetDAMMIT BLIZZARD
14:00.32AdmiralPandanow THOSE are giant double-ended daggers
14:00.39OluapPlayerAnti-Mage's weapons are described  glaives in Dota 2 as well
14:00.45OluapPlayeras*
14:00.56Monethttp://static-3.nexusmods.com/15/mods/110/images/8258-1-1352210714.png this is what Illidan (and therefore Anti-Mage) use
14:01.02AdmiralPandahttp://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120303050000/mountandblade/images/5/5e/Glaive_(Warband).png behold a glaive
14:01.06Imperios_Monet and AdmiralPanda: http://wowpedia.org/Warglaive_of_Azzinoth
14:01.20MonetImperios: I ninjad you
14:01.21Hachimanhttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/-k_5bgtZ4QSY/UV70xvBt7UI/AAAAAAAAASM/dVdCnqiZLQA/s1600/the-glaive.jpg This weapon from Krull is called "the Glaive"
14:01.26Imperios_AdmiralPanda: So
14:01.29Imperios_Grey Knight weapons
14:01.36OluapPlayerhttp://dota2.gamepedia.com/Glaive_of_the_Mage_Slayer
14:01.37AdmiralPandayes
14:01.41MonetButbut...dats a shuriken...
14:02.39MonetI might have to do a little retconning.
14:02.57MonetSInce a Chakram-like weapon is utilised by the Theian Technocracy
14:03.50Imperios_Hachiman: That's a really big shurikan, or perhaps a chakram
14:04.16WormyAnimal Face-Off Bear vs Tiger  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNK78cl2wto
14:04.30Moneta chakram is a bladed disk.
14:04.49Monetwell, bladed ring
14:04.52Imperios_Ya
14:05.50Technobliteratorah goddamnit
14:06.08Technobliteratorxho not back, that means I won't be able to rp because panda won't be here
14:06.31Hachimanrite D&D time
14:06.38TechnobliteratorImperios_: hahaha
14:07.02MonetIts mainly designed as a throwing weapon. But for Theians considering their aptitude with wrist-mounted weapons and miniaturisation only use it these days as an alternative to a combat knife
14:07.16Technobliteratorfml I should just cancel this fiction
14:07.40MonetI take offense to this
14:09.09AdmiralPandawhich fiction be this?
14:09.20Technobliteratorcleansing flames war, I'm gonna cancel it
14:09.57AdmiralPandaawww :(
14:10.07MonetRealm of Giants has frquently been postponed and I've had to completely retcon at least once, I've had plans for Dysnomia reliant on the main story's progression and so far i've been having trouble getting participants for History relived. Do you see e going "fml I give up, i'm going ot bin everything"?
14:10.23Imperios_http://i.imgur.com/i7ipSnv.jpg
14:12.30AdmiralPandaTechnobliterator: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSJpVkGtcJA Enjoy some wood league LoL play to cheer you up
14:12.42Imperios_http://www.vgmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/dota-2-waifu-wars-500x320.jpeg\
14:12.47Imperios_http://www.vgmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/dota-2-waifu-wars-500x320.jpeg Enchantress ftw
14:13.28OluapPlayerdat venomancer
14:17.50MonetFeel free to cancel Cleansing Flames if you're that desperate, but I'm not going to shed sympathy for your reasons
14:19.59HachimanWormy: What was that one site which included studies into how alien civilizations could thrive on earth, underwater, and aerial environments?
14:20.05HachimanIt was xeno-something or other
14:20.15WormyXenology
14:20.24WormyBy Robert A Freitas
14:21.23Wormya biochemist and nanotech researcher
14:21.38Wormyhe also created the sentience quotient
14:21.54Wormyhttp://www.xenology.info/Xeno.htm
14:23.05MonetImperios: I have realised the joy of heirloom weapons in TOR
14:24.16Imperios_Monet: You mean the orange gear?
14:24.24MonetYeah
14:24.36Imperios_Yeah it's cool, makes you able to give your char a unique appearance
14:25.03HachimanWormy: What book should I start with concerning the Xeelee Sequence?
14:25.04Imperios_Personally, despite the fact that my goddamn Darth Vader is skinny and short, I kinda like how he looks like
14:25.22Imperios_He wears a hood, has cybernetic eyes and a gas mask
14:25.31Imperios_Making him look really freaky
14:25.47Imperios_Also
14:25.55Imperios_Apparently he is Asian underneath his armour
14:25.57WormyHachiman:  It is a series you don't need to read in chronological order.  But I approached it by first reading Vacuum Diagrams, Flux and Ring (both are in the Xeelee Omnibus)
14:26.00Imperios_For some reason I never noticed that
14:26.09Imperios_Hm guys
14:26.11WormyYou should read Vacuum Diagrams first
14:26.20Imperios_So I am going to watch Game of Thrones
14:26.27Imperios_Where can I find it
14:26.30WormyA collection of short stories spanning the entire history
14:26.32Hachimancouchtuner.com
14:26.46HachimanImperios_: couchtuner.com
14:26.57Imperios_danke
14:28.20Wormy£4.80 here http://www.amazon.co.uk/Vacuum-Diagrams-Stephen-Baxter/dp/0061059048
14:28.30MonetImperios: I might buy a dye module to give this white Imperial officer's uniform I have in my cargo hold a more appropriate colour
14:29.41Imperios_Monet: Aye
14:30.40Imperios_My Malavai Quinn has purple uniform and a Geordi-esque visor
14:30.56Imperios_My Twi'lek ex-slave has a cool trenchcoat
14:31.05Imperios_I wanted to give her a Leia bikini
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14:31.18Imperios_But I decided she'd look kinda stupid init
14:31.26OluapPlayerohi
14:31.31Hachimanhai
14:31.31The_RandomnessHello everyone
14:31.38OluapPlayerwe D&D now
14:31.41Wormyhi
14:31.42The_Randomnessyus
14:31.44Imperios_OFF TO THE D&D ROOM
14:31.46OluapPlayerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Ransio but chek second paeg first
14:31.47Imperios_AdmiralPanda, PULL THE LEVER
14:31.55HachimanPULL THE WIENER
14:32.02Imperios_Hachiman: WRONG LEVER
14:32.12AdmiralPandagive me a few minutes, just gotta do something quickly
14:32.20The_RandomnessOk
14:32.33OluapPlayerCheck my bears in the meantime hur
14:32.54Imperios_OluapPlayer: now we need a species of Roshans
14:33.04Imperios_To be slaughtered by Ransio repeatedly
14:33.16OluapPlayerAh shit the Varkorus portrait is on the page
14:33.36OluapPlayerF5 that pls
14:33.41HachimanOluapPlayer: Ooh I like them, their culture's impressive
14:34.07HachimanI admittedly wanna see more of them hur
14:34.21OluapPlayerI got somewhat of a soft spot for them
14:34.29OluapPlayerI mentioned a Ransio Penumbran exists
14:34.56OluapPlayerhttp://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120526202008/spore/images/archive/b/b2/20120714160000!Ransio.png big evolution
14:35.15HachimanAye hur
14:35.58OluapPlayerFor a long time I tried to make a good-looking bear in Spore
14:36.14OluapPlayerbecause I just like the idea of a race of huge bears hur
14:37.23Imperios_Seriously
14:37.32Imperios_Can I make a Roshan-like race for the Fantasyverse?
14:37.57OluapPlayerYou don't have to ask us permission
14:38.03Imperios_Oh wait
14:38.05Imperios_My mistake
14:38.06AdmiralPandaOluapPlayer: I already have pandas, contemplating making bear mans
14:38.07Imperios_I meant Borealis
14:38.21AdmiralPandaalso now logging in to roll20
14:38.22OluapPlayerOh
14:38.28OluapPlayerDepends
14:38.28Imperios_A Roshan-like race for Borealis that would be hated greatly by the Ransio
14:38.41OluapPlayerIn that case no you can't
14:38.45Imperios_Hm?
14:38.47Imperios_Why?
14:39.03Imperios_Hachiman: ...The Russian government banned the website where Game of Thrones can be watched
14:39.05Imperios_Mon dieu
14:39.10Hachimanfuk
14:39.20OluapPlayerBecause I don't want you making a race of the sake of "lul dota joek"
14:39.36Imperios_Hey it's just the premise
14:39.48Imperios_Give me time and I'll turn them into something interesting
14:40.22Imperios_Hachiman: I wonder what Putin did not like about Game of Thrones hur
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14:41.24OluapPlayerspu
14:41.38Xhou
14:41.43AdmiralPandaImperios_ Monet git reddy for call
14:41.58OluapPlayerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Varkorus and http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Ransio chek nu pages
14:43.13OluapPlayerNow time for Dicks and Dongs
14:43.19Wormyhttp://phys.org/news/2014-04-yellowstone-mega-eruption-experts.html
14:43.31XhoZí-Jittorám - ur dum cuz grrrek and ur dum cuz brrr
14:46.13Technobliteratorxho comes on, oluap gets in game
14:46.17Technobliterator:|
14:51.47Xhohttps://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1969397_698822453498281_5062384304099999802_n.png
14:52.54MonetKarl logic
14:53.23Hachi_and_DragonI love Karl hur
14:53.42MonetThis is the guy who believes that snails get their slime form eating the glue off envelopes
14:56.57XhoI am uncharacteristically short of money now
14:57.03XhoPoor Xho is poor Xho
14:57.58AdmiralPandaheh
14:58.14MonetI rememebr the synopsis of Idiot Abroad 2
14:58.58XhoOnly got £340 left
14:59.04Xhodafuq is dis
14:59.59WormyI take it that you bought your computer and stuff?
15:00.10XhoThat was before I went out today to get things hur
15:00.16XhoThat cost me around £1600 including monitor
15:00.27WormyWhat is the specs?
15:00.33XhoLemme see
15:00.49Wormyis slightly worried he no longer has the the most pwnsome machine
15:01.01Xho3.9 GHz processor
15:01.10Xho3 TB hard drive
15:01.13Xho16 GB RAM
15:01.30Xho2 GB graphics card memory
15:01.39MonetIn series 3 Karl asked that for his next trip if he could "have a little friend with him this time"
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15:02.24MonetSo Rick and Steve set him up with this guy http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/31/Warwick_Davis_interviewed_2.jpg
15:02.31Jepardi_Hi
15:05.09WormyThey are about the same.  I've got a 3.50 GH I7 processor, 16 GB RAM, 2 TB hard drive, 64 bit, Windows 8.1 Pro, plus extras like better cooling systems and sound proofing
15:08.55Wormycurrently the world's most powerful supercomp https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-RWDmg5Ww6Yg/UosqlnhTmtI/AAAAAAAA1-w/JCOvWaGFbus/w1920-h1080/Tianhe-2.jpg
15:10.01XhoWormy: You could run Crysis at 50% of full graphic quality hur
15:10.17XhoWith the supercomputer that is
15:10.40Wormyi can imagine
15:11.21Wormythen there isthis beast http://www.dwavesys.com/
15:12.41MonetI currently have a WIP of a Draconis with a ruffle
15:12.55XhoWormy: I could do with one of those hur
15:13.20MonetIs it good or bad that most Draconis outfits look like something out of the 15-1700s?
15:13.28WormyYou could be computing with millions of parallel Xhos
15:16.51XhoSounds fun and horrifying
15:19.16WormyIndeed it does
15:21.36XhoMonet: If it works then it's fine
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15:24.25MonetRight. I can show you my current project.
15:24.39MonetIs only a WIP but most of the outfit is done
15:26.59Imperios_rightio
15:29.23XhoHm I was going to make another Orichalcum Elf survivor character with a more skewed version of the world
15:29.28XhoBut I dunno whether it would work
15:30.27XhoEh might as well do it
15:30.34XhoCrazy ideas never stopped me before
15:31.33XhoHe's more of a misconceived extremist rather than evil
15:47.30OluapPlayinghttp://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/3336349329537713851/EA1C14ED3E813E147C5C7ADD32AB1CAAE735F528/ sssh
15:49.07Xho"Rate message"
15:50.53Monethttp://spacer176.deviantart.com/art/WIP-Cordial-Discussion-450454431 here's the outfit
15:51.32dromRenamed myself to "Illegalize Fun" at Steam.
15:51.37TekDroidThat's amazing Monet, it looks grear
15:51.54MonetDoes the outfit work for a Draconis do you think?
15:54.08XhoIt's nice because it looks futuristic and old at the same time
15:54.19TekDroidHas a very formal and regal look and the colour tones blend nicely.
15:55.01Monet"Formal" and "Regal" are Draconis in a nutshell heh
15:55.19TekDroidExactly.
15:56.13TekDroidAnd the primary colours do work well.
15:57.07Imperios_Monet: Who's that?
15:57.17MonetNo one specific
15:57.20Imperios_Also the 'Conis's outfit looks a bit East Asian/Japanese
15:57.24MonetIts part of a request
15:57.42MonetIt does? I was going for a Regency look
15:59.07MonetIs it the use of blue and red?
16:07.02MonetI tried to shade him so it looks lik he's got his chest forward.
16:07.23MonetDid I succeed?
16:08.36XhoYeah
16:18.00Xhohttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Longinus Nu character
16:18.18OluapPlayingNu - wot
16:18.35OluapPlayingdem mouth rings
16:19.12XhoLonginus - \m/
16:20.16XhoI dunno whether he will serve as a villain or an ally
16:20.26XhoQuite possibly both
16:22.36Imperios_Longinus
16:22.40Xhoyah
16:22.49XhoHe's gonna pierce your side
16:22.50XhoWith spears
16:22.56Imperios_Dat name
16:23.00Imperios_Is he comensating for something
16:23.10XhoAll Orichalcum Elves have names like that hur
16:23.20XhoSeptimus' name is Septimus Castus Matthias Laurentius
16:24.45XhoSince he's one of two last living Orichalcum Elves being an ally would be a better idea than him being a villain
16:24.55Imperios_I mean LONGinus
16:25.00Xhohttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Longinus
16:25.19Imperios_Yes I understand it's a legit Latin name
16:25.41Xho"A fragment of the lance itself plays a vital role in the 2004 hentai, Bible Black: New Testament."
16:25.44XhoWhat in the name of fuck
16:25.50Imperios_NOTHING IS SACRED
16:25.56Imperios_NOTHING
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16:26.25XhoI might allude to the real Longinus and give him some enchanted spear
16:26.25Imperios_Now that thing is deleted from the IRC log and presumably my memory
16:26.31Imperios_We can proceed
16:26.53Imperios_Xho: [overcompensation intensifies]
16:27.15Technobliteratorlonginus
16:27.21XhoLonginus attaches it to his groin and goes all dong-ninja
16:27.28Technobliteratorrecalls that Edgar's ultiamte weapon from FFVI was also called Longinus
16:27.28XhoGreat imma have to change the name now
16:27.44Technobliteratorand it was a spear
16:28.00XhoTechnobliterator: Yeah well Longinus was the one who pierced the side of Christ
16:28.04XhoWith a spear
16:28.14Technobliteratorahh, that makes sense
16:28.35Technobliteratorwell in most games, the ultimate weapon is "Excalibur", so yeah
16:28.39XhoRight okay
16:28.48XhoEither change the name to Maximinus or Marcus
16:29.01XhoOr Tarquinius
16:29.08XhoActually I like Tarquinius I'll do that
16:29.57XhoRight his name is now Tarquinius Silvanus Saturninus Longinus
16:30.11Technobliteratorwhat's wrong with Longinus?
16:30.26XhoImperios and I made some super sexual innuendo out of it and now I can't get it out of my head
16:30.38Technobliteratoroh, "long"
16:30.40Technobliteratorthat's immature as fuck
16:30.50Imperios_Not if he has a huge spear
16:31.00Imperios_Two immature innuendos form a normal innuendo
16:31.28Technobliterator._.
16:57.59Technobliteratorbrb
17:02.49Xhohttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Longinus Here's Norrigan's new idol
17:09.27OluapPlaying"Learning that he had been asleep for many millennia made Longinus adamant to return Koldenwelt to its rule under those of the immortals - that is, himself."
17:09.30OluapPlayingNorrigan - no.png
17:09.58XhoLonginus - praise me u c***
17:16.23XhoLonginus - i sed praise
17:18.16XhoRight so some guy I know is saying "be afraid of me when I am angry"
17:18.21XhoOkay Mr. Text on a Screen
17:18.59OluapPlayingolol
17:19.07Hachi_and_Dragonolol
17:19.07Imperios_godwhatjusthappened
17:19.15XhoNow he's saying that he can find people via their IP
17:19.23Imperios_Xho: We were playing with Panda and then in a middle of an RP
17:19.25Imperios_He fell asleep
17:19.30Xhooho
17:19.40OluapPlayerWe could literally hear him snoring
17:19.43HachimanAye
17:19.49XhoWait so you're talking to each other on something?
17:19.53HachimanJah
17:19.59OluapPlayerEveryone except me
17:20.00OluapPlayerI don't have a mic
17:20.05HachimanOluap just listens
17:20.19OluapPlayerAnd make snarky text comments
17:20.21XhoBah wish I got in on this
17:21.19HachimanRight Imma go take a bath and come back
17:21.28Xhohttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Longinus hao bout u comment dis
17:21.47MonetWe could always set up a campaign for you ot join at some point
17:22.24Jepardi_http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aAYLBn9_460s.jpg
17:22.26XhoRight I'd have to get some headspeakything
17:23.36OluapPlayerbaw no one quoted my new pages
17:23.37OluapPlayerur all dum
17:23.45Xhowell i dunno wat to quote
17:23.56XhoActually no I have one for big teeth people
17:24.34Xhodere
17:24.47XhoOkay now this user is saying how crazy he is
17:24.53OluapPlayerhur
17:24.57XhoOh dear here we go
17:25.17OluapPlayerWait where is this happening at
17:25.24XhoSteam chat
17:25.31OluapPlayerOh
17:25.36XhoHe's my Steam friend mainly because we have numerous mutual friends and he's a Gmodder
17:25.42XhoSo I'm just smiling and nodding
17:26.12OluapPlayerI don't have Steam friends who aren't actually my friends hur
17:26.42XhoI think 90% of my friends list are Gmodders
17:27.35XhoActually no a little over 60%
17:27.43XhoI have 33 friends and 19 of them are Gmodders
17:28.09XhoAnyway back to wiki stuff
17:28.20XhoI do eventually intend Longinus to become a Dawn Warden
17:28.34XhoBut Septimus will probably have to slap him up before it
17:29.14OluapPlayer48 friends, 15 Gmodders
17:29.27OluapPlayeryeah Vixaatus wouldn't accept someone with his attitude on the Wardens
17:29.58XhoSeptimus - join dawn wardens             Longinus - nah dey all stupid and dum              Septimus - caligaduro              Longinus - great when do I start
17:30.25OluapPlayerVixaatus - stop bein a dickweed
17:31.02XhoLonginus - shup sandcastle
17:31.36OluapPlayerVixaatus - gtfo *FUS RO DAH*
17:32.18XhoLonginus - y u do dis
17:32.33XhoThey might want to recruit Longinus before Caligaduro gets to him
17:32.53OluapPlayerAgain not with his current attitude
17:33.22XhoWelcome to the power of persuasion hur
17:33.36OluapPlayerhe's kind the people the Dawn Wardens were made to fight against hur
17:34.09XhoWell Longinus isn't inherently evil
17:34.14XhoJust a confused dick
17:37.19OluapPlayerHmm what to do now
17:38.07Xho"You're a useless cunt, Luigi."
17:39.15Imperios_http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140427133704/spore/images/f/f5/Lady_Desertsun.png BTW guys, not everyone commented on that pic yet
17:39.21Imperios_Please do, it took a lot of time to make it
17:40.23XhoNazism with perfume
17:40.47XhoSo she's like some fancy lady women and then she's a terrifying secret police woman
17:40.51Imperios_Xho: Holacoste
17:40.56XhoTalk about identity crisis
17:40.58Xhohph
17:41.15Imperios_Well that picture isn't canon
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17:42.24XhoOh
17:42.27XhoDisappointed hur
17:43.04Imperios_There could be a section where Javina would have to wear a dress and attend to high society though
17:43.05OluapPlayerhttp://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140427021050/spore/images/0/04/Alvino.png I also updated how the Alvino looked like back in the Borealis War
17:43.19Imperios_And then she would meet a group of prety women with cleavages and corsets
17:43.26Imperios_Hilarity ensues
17:44.44XhoOluapPlayer: dat not friendly
17:45.03OluapPlayerSuper cuddly gardener
17:45.16Xho"The database has been automatically locked while the slave database servers catch up to the master"
17:45.20Xhofuk off u kok
17:45.37Imperios_We should whip the slave servers
17:45.42Imperios_THEY MUST WORK HARDER
17:46.04Monethttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brocade I wish I had the patience to draw Draconis wearing this stuff
17:46.24XhoMonet: Go nuts with it hur
17:46.41Imperios_http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140427174044/spore/images/0/05/Klaxxa_Matriarch_Clothed.png Classy Klaxxa women
17:46.42XhoImperios_: http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140427174607/spore/images/2/2d/Sigil_of_Darkness.png Also I stole your sigil and did shit to it to make this
17:47.07Imperios_Show this to Russian Neo-Nazi neopagans
17:47.19Xhohur
17:47.42OluapPlayerDyniroth - aw ye
17:47.44Imperios_They will say this sigil was used by ancient Slavic-Aryan pagans
17:47.56Imperios_Seriously
17:48.05Imperios_Russian neopagans are crazy
17:48.28Imperios_One of them made what is essentially a racist alternative history science fiction novel
17:48.35Imperios_And people actually believed it
17:49.08Imperios_http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ynglism I AM FUCKING SERIOUS
17:49.15Xhohttps://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/v/t1.0-9/10154490_850307734984072_7420263653155558683_n.jpg?oh=c7b8dd1459168ae5614abb75f293508f&oe=53D6455D Oh god my lungs
17:50.25Imperios_Javina's pet cat
17:50.28Imperios_Xho: >According to the doctrines of the church, the Aryan peoples and the civilisations they founded, stem from an ancient race who inhabited the now sunken land of Hyperborea, located at the North Pole, and ultimately came on Earth from the Ursa Major constellation. After the fall of Hyperborea they moved to Belovodye, between the Irtysh and the Obi rivers, where they formed a prosperous civilization. The Ynglings, founding dyn
17:50.43Imperios_>The Ynglings, founding dynasties of the countries of Scandinavia and Rus', understood their ancestors and handed their teachings down through generations, the Ynglist spiritual teachings ultimately coming from ancient Hyperborean knowledge.
17:51.00OluapPlayerArkarixus - wat is dis shi
17:51.28Imperios_Arkarixus is now a Slavo-Aryan
17:51.34Xho#ArkarixusPraiseIt
17:52.15Imperios_So basically Nazism meets Scientology meets Neopaganism
17:53.01Imperios_Xho: We should start the Church of Caligaduro!
17:53.07Imperios_*form
17:53.12MonetAryans descended from a civilisation from the arctic circle.
17:53.15MonetSeems legit
17:53.16XhoThat does exist in the Dryadali Sovereign hr
17:53.17Xho*hur
17:53.47Imperios_Monet: Indians are actually polar bears
17:53.55dinobback
17:54.21XhoI am now half bear
17:54.31XhoMikhail Tverdov the Half-Indian Bear
17:55.52Xhohttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Voledari_Clan Is this even canon now
17:55.58XhoVoldenaarchi that is
17:56.05XhoIt's using some bugger-old link
17:58.32Imperios_>The Voldenaarchi, otherwise known as the Black Elves, are a collection of corrupt, forsaken Elvish clans,
17:58.37Imperios_>otherwise known as the Black Elves
17:58.38Imperios_Dat
17:58.46OluapPlayerIt isn't
17:59.03OluapPlayerThe Drow's old empire is called something else now which I can't remember the name anymore
17:59.44XhoDrow Progeny now
18:00.02Imperios_Hm
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18:00.11Imperios_What language should Earth Drakes speak
18:00.14Imperios_Out of universe
18:00.27Imperios_Like some dragons speak Latin, others speak PIE, etc
18:01.13quark8Back.
18:01.21OluapPlayerI'm fairly sure all dragons speak any language they want
18:01.28OluapPlayerexcept animalistic dragons who don't speak at all
18:01.35Imperios_Like what'd be their main language
18:01.43Imperios_Hm
18:01.48Imperios_What if they spoke in Old English
18:01.49OluapPlayerThat's your decision
18:01.56quark8Pig latin?
18:02.23Xhopog loton
18:02.38Imperios_quark8: Tinay sinay upidstay eaiday
18:04.20Jepardi_http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a9dZG4Z_460s_v1.jpg
18:06.22OluapPlayerneed somethig to do
18:07.18Imperios_Add Lekren to your guys' relationship lists :P
18:07.33OluapPlayereet shit
18:07.35OluapPlayerCould do
18:07.43OluapPlayerI'm gonna update the Borealis size charts
18:07.50OluapPlayerXho: gimme new ZJ PNG nao
18:09.30Xhonéva
18:12.53Xhohttp://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140427181225/spore/images/8/89/Z%C3%AD-Jittor%C3%A1m_%284%29.png dere
18:25.03XhoOluapPlayer: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=253903365 I implore you
18:25.21OluapPlayerspudik
18:27.44Xhohttp://mrambisinistrous.deviantart.com/art/Feel-It-450491273 There we go
18:28.20dinolol
18:42.26Imperios_http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Earth_Drake started nu page
18:44.10OluapPlayerpebble lizard
18:44.12Xho"Cannot fly"
18:44.15XhoSky Drake - top kek
18:44.42OluapPlayer"Desert snakes. Greedy."
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18:44.46OluapPlayerMerovar  -rude
18:45.02ImperiosOh what did I miss?
18:45.09ImperiosLast thing I saw was my post
18:45.46OluapPlayer[15:44] <@OluapPlayer> "Desert snakes. Greedy."
18:45.52OluapPlayerMerovar - rude
18:45.59ImperiosHur
18:46.59Technobliteratorreturns
18:47.37OluapPlayerohno
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18:47.57Zmr56I'll be here for a short time
18:48.11Zmr56Then at 20:00 I'll be away
18:49.00Technobliteratorwhat did I miss
18:49.05Xhomah dick
18:49.07Xhosuk it bitch
18:49.35Technobliteratornty
18:49.38Xho:<
18:52.01Zmr56wat dik i see no dik
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18:59.42XhoOluapPlayer: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/ambygroupambyppl Committed suicide and did this
19:01.36OluapPlayerdat avatar
19:02.11OluapPlayerAnd dat filename
19:03.06XhoXho and Oluap only
19:03.08Xhobest group
19:03.18OluapPlayerhur
19:08.24OluapPlayerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7E40MBOCPM Spu's cousin, Mr Spoo
19:09.01Xhodear lord
19:11.10Zmr56http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Kingdom_of_Jnordia#History This is all I have so far but hey, it's a start.
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19:12.39Hachimanhai
19:13.49ImperiosHai woman
19:16.39OluapPlayerThat was a long bath
19:17.30ImperiosI know what he did there
19:17.36OluapPlayerhttp://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140427191721/spore/images/8/8c/BorealisSizes.png hueg aleins
19:18.14Hachimani dun c nu zazane
19:18.34OluapPlayernu zazane are on BorealisSizes2
19:19.14Xhoi dunt c zjs
19:19.40OluapPlayeralso on BorealisSizes2
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19:19.47Xhorite
19:19.53CyrannianHello!
19:20.02OluapPlayerBorealisSizes is for the major galactic powers
19:20.54OluapPlayerHence why I added the Ganthoreans, the Rovegar and the Kondrakar to it
19:21.57OluapPlayerI never realized how huge the Kondrakar are, one of them could literally chomp a Zoles' head off
19:24.32OluapPlayeri'm surprised no one commented on the Rovegar
19:24.35OluapPlayer~slap Cyrannian
19:24.36infobotACTION slaps Cyrannian, keep your grubby fingers to yourself!
19:24.50Cyrannian~lick OluapPlayer
19:24.50infobotACTION licks OluapPlayer *SHLUUURRRRPPP*
19:25.14HachimanI must say
19:26.10MonetWhen you take into account height and proportions, I dunno if I'd find them sexy
19:26.55OluapPlayerRovegar only grow that big when they live a long time
19:27.08OluapPlayerKirlisir is 2.8m iirc and she's 80 years old
19:27.33dinowow loron are over 5 meters!!!!!!!
19:27.42OluapPlayerYes, Loron are huge
19:27.48OluapPlayerThey were even larger before Jo shrinked them
19:27.55OluapPlayerThey used to be 7 meters tall
19:28.35dinoo my goodness, that is pretty large, they could swat a humanoid with their toes
19:32.04ImperiosI never found Rovegar sexy to begin with :P
19:32.45MonetMaybe the issues is they're going for a sueprmidel look?
19:32.53Monetsupermodel*
19:33.19ImperiosAs in Liya Kebede hur
19:33.24ImperiosIt's the colouration
19:33.25OluapPlayerWell they're huge skinny people with grabby hands, no noses and giant eyes, I don't blame anyone for not finding them sexy
19:33.30ImperiosThey look like the Joker
19:36.43ImperiosHm
19:37.03ImperiosI actually wonder if Radeons can be considered attractive... hm.
19:37.08XhoOluapPlayer: User joins group -> PumpkinLordOLanten
19:37.12XhoI give up already
19:37.17OluapPlayerew
19:37.35OluapPlayerRadeon have horrifying rat faces so no hur
19:37.42Monethttp://spacer176.deviantart.com/art/WIP-Cordial-Discussion-450454431 how does the coat look?
19:37.49MonetI think Radeons are cute
19:38.26ImperiosOluapPlayer: I just realised how huge the Kormacvar are
19:38.36ImperiosWouldn't like to meet one
19:38.53OluapPlayerArkarixus is a meter taller than the average Kormacvar was
19:40.50XhoOluapPlayer: I might get my own Youtube series underway if I can be bothered
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19:43.52XhoOkay I managed to get TheInvertedShadow to join
19:44.49ImperiosHachiman: Hi. Do you think Radeons could be considered attractive
19:45.03Imperios<PROTECTED>
19:45.05HachimanYes
19:45.41OluapPlayerLook who you're asking to
19:45.58ImperiosSo, Oluap says no, Hachi says yes and Monet says "they're cute"
19:46.04ImperiosHmmm...
19:46.35dino@Imperis: Hmm, Radeons euh! They have a certain appeal over them!
19:47.09Imperiosdino approves
19:47.29dino:D
19:47.38ImperiosBack to the Rovegar. Now that I thought about it, I can imagine them speaking with East Asian accents
19:47.50XhoOh god
19:48.20CyrannianThe first Radeon I remember on the wiki had a goofy cuteness about them.
19:48.31ImperiosFirstly they are based on Gardevoir who is in turn modelled after the Japanese model of femininity, Yamato Nadeshiko
19:48.43ImperiosCyrannian: They were weird and cute yep
19:48.47XhoGoofy cuteness
19:48.50ImperiosAlso sneaky-looking
19:48.52XhoThey were terrifying
19:49.26ImperiosThey were yellow, hunchbacked, slanted-eyed, skinny and buck-teethed
19:49.28CyrannianWell yes, I would have a heart attack if I saw one hanging over my bed, but still. Cute.
19:49.29OluapPlayerThey had huge unblinking eyes
19:49.44ImperiosWait do you mean the original Rades
19:49.50ImperiosOr the original Radeon
19:50.06OluapPlayer"first Radeon"
19:50.09Cyrannianhttp://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140427193136/spore/images/3/3c/VoE06.png - oh god dino
19:50.11OluapPlayerThere was no mention of the Rades here
19:50.28dino@Cyrannian: :D
19:50.31OluapPlayerDAT POSE
19:50.33ImperiosWell Radeons merely had large eyes
19:50.59ImperiosThose were the Rades who had huge unblinking eyes
19:51.03XhoDino wins the sex competition
19:51.19Imperiosdino: More. MORE. MORE!
19:52.07OluapPlayeridunno I have things on my PC which can beat that
19:52.11OluapPlayerLet's leave it as that
19:52.27ImperiosAnyway, Rovegar are based, indirectly, on Yamato Nadeshiko, they're xenophobic isolationists, people find them sexy, and their leader looks like a Vietnamese prostitute
19:53.05Imperios<PROTECTED>
19:53.10OluapPlayerGardevoir are based on guardian angels
19:53.21dino@Xho and Imperios: Lol! I actually  used that pose after an electric shock in the sporepedia, I though it was nice to add it to the story as VoE will involve galactic but also the daily life onboard the Enterprise
19:53.28MonetThey remind me of fairies
19:53.31OluapPlayerTheir entire theme is about being a guardian angel for their trainer
19:53.42OluapPlayerThey are in fact Fairy-type
19:53.49MonetI know that
19:53.53MonetI mean fairy-fairies
19:54.00OluapPlayerOh right
19:59.44dinohave to leave again
19:59.46dinobye all
19:59.49dinotill nexct time :D
20:00.18MonetAnyway, I decided to have a stab at brocade patterning on a Draocnis outfit. http://spacer176.deviantart.com/art/WIP-Cordial-Discussion-450454431 how did I do?
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20:15.10MonetAnyone?
20:15.15MonetOh and hi
20:16.17OluapPlayerded
20:16.24OluapPlayerIt looks good
20:16.55MonetSo you think it suits them?
20:17.17OluapPlayerI don't see why it wouldn't
20:19.00OluapPlayerhttp://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140427201834/spore/images/d/db/BorealisSizes2.png hueg aleins, part deux
20:20.02MonetJust cjecking to see if people didn't find it too garish
20:20.37MonetI'm seeing a pattern here
20:21.16Xhodere we go
20:21.39MonetInfluence being propotional to size
20:21.53MonetNiaka are an outlier
20:22.07OluapPlayerThe fact the Zí-Jittorám and Zarkhator have 2 meters of nothing but leg size humours me
20:23.04CyrannianThe Eaglartin have a whole lot of ass.
20:23.14OluapPlayerolol
20:23.24OluapPlayerI have you to thank for that
20:23.34CyrannianWhich is why they are Borealis' best twerkers.
20:24.04OluapPlayeroh god ew
20:26.28OluapPlayerbrb
20:30.37MonetIf the differences between two genders is called dimorphism, does that mean species with three visually distinct genders are sexually  trimorphic?
20:31.03TekDroidI assume so
20:31.33CyrannianWhat species should Zillum's second in command be?
20:31.41Zmr_Awayooh
20:31.52Zmr_AwaySo many species I'll have to look it up
20:33.18OluapPlayerback
20:33.35OluapPlayerCyrannian: Tiranozard
20:34.08OluapPlayerTiranozark rather
20:34.19CyrannianMakes sense
20:34.22MonetCorinithus?
20:34.46MonetSomehow I can see plenty of them in the CIS
20:35.13OluapPlayerNow time to make BorealisSizes3 because why not
20:35.42MonetCorthrinus, rather
20:35.46HachimanI'm writing a story about space dolphins meanwhile
20:35.54OluapPlayerHachiman: http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140427201834/spore/images/d/db/BorealisSizes2.png c
20:36.08HachimanI saw, dose legs
20:36.16OluapPlayerLegzhakor
20:36.23OluapPlayery u no work on florabound insted
20:36.48HachimanBecause like Wormy I'm a spore-of-the-moment writer
20:36.49Zmr_AwayI would prefer an unused species just to make it more intresting
20:36.59OluapPlayerdat dun make any sense
20:37.04OluapPlayerHachiman: http://i.4cdn.org/v/1398591893895.jpg get ur body redi
20:37.22Hachiman*reggie
20:37.26OluapPlayerhur
20:37.36OluapPlayerAny particular species you lot want listed on the chart?
20:38.19MonetThen again seeing as how Mortalitas are in the CIS would a Corthrinus might not make so much since considering the rivalry between Moch-Na and Savara XIII
20:38.39Hachimanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjIXwkX1e48 That picture reminds me eerily of this
20:38.44MonetAltohugh then again she *was* an Empire loyalist.
20:39.15Technobliteratoruugggh, why are emulators so fucking hard to use?!
20:39.19Technobliteratorit's taking the fucking piss
20:39.26Zmr_AwayWhat about a Yudimaran? Nice to see some more humanoids in the Imperial State.
20:40.34OluapPlayerI'll take thas as no one has any suggestions
20:40.39OluapPlayerI'll just pick species at random
20:41.03MonetI dun have anything in Borealis
20:41.17Zmr_Away^
20:41.28OluapPlayerAny species you like in particular hur
20:41.32Technobliteratoranything from ottzello
20:41.33Technobliteratoridk
20:41.38OluapPlayerOttzello not native
20:41.39OluapPlayerhur
20:41.53HachimanOh
20:41.56HachimanIn that case
20:41.58HachimanHachiman hur
20:42.08OluapPlayerHachiman not native either u fukin idiot
20:42.23Hachimanfuk
20:42.28HachimanIn that case
20:42.29HachimanKingish
20:42.38OluapPlayerlisten here u little shit
20:43.04Technobliteratorottzello are native to the sector
20:43.11OluapPlayerSector is alien hur
20:43.17Technobliteratordun care
20:43.18Technobliteratoru lil shit
20:43.22HachimanShould have mutant Alvino on there, you've put normal Alvino on the first one hur
20:43.22OluapPlayershup
20:43.34OluapPlayerI'm not putting the same species twice
20:44.17Zmr_AwayWhat about Hserelie
20:44.19Technobliteratorhm
20:44.27Technobliteratorcould we do cleansing flames if we don't include panda?
20:44.28Zmr_AwayYou know the ones with the dik tongue
20:44.31OluapPlayerCould add them yes
20:44.53HachimanPut Junctionmelons on there
20:45.03Technobliteratorbecause on the one hand I don't want to rp without him, on the other this fiction is moving slow as fuck
20:45.06OluapPlayerIf you're not gonna make actual suggestions then shuddup
20:45.20HachimanI'm suggesting Junction Overminds you dum
20:45.37OluapPlayerJunction creatures are all extrauniversal you dum
20:46.03HachimanAre the Kvargo already on a list?
20:46.31OluapPlayerNot yet
20:46.44HachimanThem then hur
20:46.50OluapPlayerTechnobliterator: While I can rp now, I'd really suggest not doing it without Panda considering how hyped he is about it
20:46.54OluapPlayerIt'd be a kick to his nutts
20:46.57OluapPlayernuts
20:47.23Technobliteratoryeah, but it would be a kick to mine if I don't make any progress in the slightest either
20:47.24HachimanOh and put Gooplet
20:47.37OluapPlayeri'll put gooplet up ur ass
20:48.00TechnobliteratorI could do something then at the end mention the introduction of panda's character
20:48.01Technobliteratoridk
20:49.27Technobliteratorbetween not getting an emulator to work and not getting any fiction done and not being able to revise
20:49.29Technobliteratorthis fucking sucks
20:50.12XhoOluapPlayer: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=253965587 1.21 gigawatts
20:50.39OluapPlayerXho: Bzz bzz NiiN
20:52.18WormyYeah, I've decided to stick to the fiction universe, but I'll be writing spore of the moment
20:53.02WormyI feel like I've got too much rl stuff to do to feel motivated to write everyday like I used to
20:53.22WormyAlso I'm easily distracted by the wiki
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20:56.56Wormy10 Things That Will Kill You in Under An Hour  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK2t3sffkrE
20:58.47*** join/#sporewiki Liquid_Ink (65a533e6@gateway/web/freenode/ip.101.165.51.230)
21:00.50HachimanMy story's premise if basically this; on a distant water world, sapient dolphins have managed to construct advanced technology while maintaining a society largely reminescent to that of their ancestors, probably using stuff like biotechnology I'm not sure yet, and discover a wormhole near their world leftover from when it was once utilized by spacefaring humans, who have disappeared.
21:00.52HachimanThe dolphins venture through this wormhole and discover other ab-dolphins derived from Earth life that had been migrated to these alien worlds by humans a long time ago, and eventually the dolphins establish an "interstellar pod" which makes use of pre-made wormholes and eventually go into building their own
21:02.39Zmr_Awaydis sounds sciency
21:03.42Zmr56It reminds me of the time I thought of space whales
21:05.44Cyrannianhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Second_Cyrannian_War/Year_One#Battle_of_Carinateron - New section
21:08.17Zmr56It seemed as though Bri'sa'tana's death was expected
21:10.26OluapPlayerZillum - ran out of kittens, you'll do
21:10.34CyrannianDeath often follows when Zillum attacks a world
21:10.48CyrannianAnd stolen kittens, yes.
21:20.01dromHmm. A 150 frame gif running 24fps is too much for gimp.
21:25.04dromLet's see. 154 frames and a delay of 0.267 seconds between.
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21:29.04Zmr56http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140427211324/spore/images/4/42/CRE_Kremp-11877094_ful.png I made some Shrimp creatures as well
21:30.12dromFound out that I have 370 pictures in my account.
21:30.23dromMy imgur account.
21:33.18HachimanZmr56: Ooh I like
21:33.26Zmr56Thanks :)
21:36.06OluapPlayerhttp://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140427213553/spore/images/4/43/BorealisSizes3.png it is done
21:37.19dromZmr56: x'cuse me for the late fee'back. That's tad nice creation.
21:37.28HachimanGeezush Gooplets and Mikmik are big
21:37.33Zmr56Thanks as well
21:42.40OluapPlayerGonna update the Borealis map now
21:57.17dromhttp://i.imgur.com/krjTwzK.jpg
21:58.47Hachimanohgod
22:00.13OluapPlayerhttp://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140427215954/spore/images/0/08/Borealis_Post-War_Map.png updated
22:02.21Wormythe nanny state.
22:02.37HachimanYou know now that I look at it
22:02.45HachimanBorealis isn't very widely inhabited
22:02.53HachimanQuite a few civilizations are spread far apart
22:03.28WormyI be he got a criminal record too.  Don't laugh, a 4 year old girl in America got one after playing with a gun-shaped object
22:03.37Liquid_Inkhttp://www.theonion.com/articles/us-children-still-traumatized-one-year-after-seein,1285/
22:04.10OluapPlayerThere's the fact I removed a lot of stuff from the map
22:04.25OluapPlayerBecause it was destroyed/removed during fiction
22:04.46OluapPlayerhttp://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130720203249/spore/images/archive/0/08/20140427215954!Borealis_Post-War_Map.png compare to this
22:05.09HachimanDayumn
22:06.13OluapPlayerThe AGC territory shrinked because of the DI leaving, and the general Arm of Wildness territories shrinked because Vorius happened
22:06.41OluapPlayerThe new map also lacks the New Wranploer Legion
22:07.20Hachimanhttps://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10154495_807843979236615_1847815415502785514_n.jpg
22:07.21WormyA message from 20 years in the Future...  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIzS-sGY6dg
22:08.21OluapPlayerBut yes, the right side is rather empty at the moment
22:08.24Wormythe new shape is eldritch
22:09.08Liquid_InkDiscovering a new shape. Tha boggles the mind, doesn't it?
22:09.21OluapPlayerThat doesn't look like a new shape to me
22:10.09Tek0516DroidA new shape? Can't click video, on data.
22:10.18OluapPlayerHachiman: http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/3296942832812127603/BB46C6F1984B41AA86BA7DBF686900F56CA604DA/
22:10.32Hachimanolol
22:10.44OluapPlayerFake because Putin doesn't have a beard
22:10.51Hachimanhttp://www.iflscience.com/space/coldest-known-star-discovered-close-our-system This just in
22:12.38OluapPlayerhttp://screenrant.com/marvel-comics-death-of-wolverine/ woah
22:15.03HachimanMarvel's always killing off characters though hur
22:15.18HachimanIt's likely Wolfy's gonna come back one way or another
22:15.21OluapPlayerStill Wolverine's pretty iconic so it surprised me a little
22:15.26HachimanAye
22:15.40OluapPlayerhttp://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/Wolverine-skeleton.jpg RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS
22:16.10HachimanMust be something pretty fucking strong to kill Wolverine, considering that guy's been thrown around more times than Tyraz
22:16.27HachimanWolverine even survived being ripped in two horizontally by the Hulk
22:16.51OluapPlayerhttp://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/tg/image/1334/55/1334552482903.jpg i'm referencing this mind you
22:16.59OluapPlayerBut I don't actually read Marvel comics so I don't relaly care
22:17.04Hachimanolol
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22:17.51Tek0516DroidThat newly discovered star is interesting. Reminds me of an asimov novel a bit....
22:18.02OluapPlayerIt's fishy to say the least. just show up and say "WE'LL KILL X OFF GUYS"
22:18.11OluapPlayerThat removes the entire shock value of the death
22:21.12OluapPlayerhttps://i.imgur.com/d4VlTaA.jpg
22:23.24HachimanPolite way of calling that woman a whale bitch
22:25.44OluapPlayerhttp://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/711/208/1b9.jpg
22:26.35Hachimanohgod
22:26.41Hachiman60s Spiderman always makes me laugh
22:27.03OluapPlayerhttp://i.imgur.com/Rb8zTtX.jpg
22:28.54Hachimanhttps://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/10007448_742056052501886_7352798246543060267_n.jpg
22:29.43OluapPlayerThat does sound extremely tiresome
22:35.27MonetI remember a couple of years ago hearing Marvel planned ot kill off Spider-man to make room for a Venom comic.
22:38.15MonetThing is...aside fomr the surge of sales on Death of Wolverine, imagine how much money Marvel stands to lose by offing Wolverine.
22:38.43HachimanHe won't be offed
22:38.48HachimanHe'll just get brought back somehow
22:38.55HachimanBecause Marvel bullshit hur
22:39.21Monet"You had major characters like Electra dying and staying dead. Then they started bringing back dead characters and it just went to s***." I remember Electra's death
22:40.06MonetYou know the saying "Even if I have to move Heaven and Earth"? That's what Matt did.
22:40.24MonetMatt Murdoch, I mean
22:45.08OluapPlayerbrb
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22:50.20Hachimanhai u fuk
22:50.28OluapPlayerhai u lazi git
22:51.00OluapPlayerHad to reboot to test yet another Dark Souls 2 fix
22:51.11OluapPlayerI'm just waiting for Steam to load now
22:51.17Tek0516DroidMy history teacher has terrible handwriting. I swear he left a comment on my essay saying "Need more supporting f***s".
22:51.51OluapPlayerAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
22:51.52OluapPlayerI DID IT
22:51.56OluapPlayerI GOT DARK SOULS 2 TO WORK
22:51.58OluapPlayerYESSSSSSSSSS
22:52.09Hachimanaww yiss
22:59.52OluapPlayerIt runs soo smootly
22:59.57OluapPlayerI'm so happy right now <3
23:00.06MonetWahey
23:02.08MonetLooking around the underlevels of Taris, I wonder how alien it must be to live in a world where the only source of light is maintainence lights.
23:03.19Tek0516DroidWould be quite strange.
23:03.53Tek0516DroidIf you can manage the vitamin D deficiency though.
23:06.32MonetIt seems a little odd that for years Taris' main punishment for any crime was either execution or exile to the city's underlevel's.
23:06.55MonetIts punishments like this that make me sometimes wonder if execution is really the better option.
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23:08.04dromFinally. 11MB gif. Much better than a 28MB one. http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/117/1/3/trouble_by_dromlexer-d7g8ygl.gif
23:10.59Monetdrom: ... don't wanna die...
23:11.48MonetI remember back when Tervos Valocanus was executed for collaboration there were users who believed that execution was undeserved, yet he chose that over becoming a pariah
23:12.58dromMonet: Funny enough that I have this in the description... "Who is-
23:12.58drom" *doorsmash*
23:12.58drom<PROTECTED>
23:13.31dromBah, I underestimate my client.
23:15.55MonetGranted Tervos' execution was unesseccarily brutal by Imperial standards.
23:16.08MonetMost in his situation would have had a bullet to the head
23:16.33OluapPlayingGoddamnit
23:16.40OluapPlayingI can't find the button for shield in this
23:17.59MonetDat bad
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23:23.57HachimanWormy: I wonder how an aquatic species could build spaceships
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23:24.22Hachimanhai
23:24.28AdmiralPandahai
23:24.58AdmiralPandaso from the few minutes my IRC was still connected after I passed out, did Xho actually say he was interested in the D&D game?
23:25.18HachimanHe said he wished he could have got involved, yes
23:25.30AdmiralPandacus that's a thing that can happen
23:25.35AdmiralPandaif everyone else is fine with it
23:26.05WormyI think an aquatic species could build spaceships, methods have been pointed out how an innovative species could use resources found in the oceans to make a technical civilisation.  And if you think about it, humans now have habitats space.
23:26.30AdmiralPandasix is the absolute max though, otherwise I start to get too many toys to play with
23:26.42OluapPlayingWhy the mouse sensivity so high ngh
23:26.54OluapPlayingEvery camera movement feels like I'm in a hurricane
23:26.57WormyIn fact xebology has a page on it http://www.xenology.info/Xeno/20.3.2.htm
23:27.01MonetAdmiralPanda: I'm not opposed. I guess he could be trained this weekend coming if he's set on it
23:27.02OluapPlayingJust like pre-fix Dark Souls 1
23:27.03AdmiralPandaOluapPlaying: You're in Drangleic?
23:27.18AdmiralPandahehe yeah dat pre-fix DkS
23:27.19OluapPlayingI'm in Things Betwixt getting my shit handed to me by a cyclops
23:27.23AdmiralPandayou'd think they learned
23:27.28AdmiralPandathe cyclops isn't worth it
23:27.42AdmiralPandakill it out of pride if you must (I did) but the loot isn't worth
23:27.49OluapPlayingHe's slapping my Things Betwixt
23:28.01AdmiralPandahehe
23:28.10WormyHachiman:  An important thing to consider is that the argument is really flipped.  Resources are plentiful, it is knowledge that is scarce.  But if you have the knowledge and ability innovate, you could do anything not denied by the laws of physics eventually.
23:29.18OluapPlayingThe Fire Keepers are massive jerks holy shit
23:29.34AdmiralPandayep
23:30.23OluapPlayingThey changed the shield button from Shift to Right Mouse
23:30.30OluapPlayingOr rather, I had to doa  fucekd up thing here
23:30.32dromHachiman: Transdongers. http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/564/330/e08.gif
23:30.47OluapPlayingI put my sword on my shield slot, then my shield on my sword slot
23:30.52Hachimanolol
23:30.54OluapPlayingSo I can attack with left and shield myself with right
23:31.04OluapPlayingBecause the damn buttons are inverted!
23:31.10AdmiralPandaheh
23:31.43AdmiralPandabut with DkSII now having proper dual-wielding they kinda needed to map it appropriately
23:34.25dromWhy does this look like a creepypasta material? http://i.imgur.com/VKmDG21.gif
23:40.29OluapPlayingDamn Majula is pretty
23:41.13AdmiralPandayeah it's a beautiful place
23:41.25HachimanAye I love Majula
23:42.24WormyTop comment >  why must furries furr everything sacred https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MHMaB0TeKc
23:42.59AdmiralPandabecause furries
23:45.44OluapPlayingMessage behind the Emerald Herald -> "Impossible, therefore hole"
23:46.01OluapPlaying"overwhelming chest ahead"
23:46.20AdmiralPandaDkS
23:48.52OluapPlayingSo many bloodstains around Saulden

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