IRC log for #sporewiki on 20110707

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02:37.24MasterMachineHey...
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02:38.57EmperorJPhi!
02:39.18MasterMachineHi
02:39.44Jovar1Hi everyone...
02:40.17EmperorJPhi jove
02:40.21Jovar1It's been quiet here for 1 and a half bloody hours.... Look at that, I turn more British by the second O_o
02:41.02Jovar1Hehehehehe.... o_o I'm mentally insane, I know it
02:43.43Jovar1Meh, twitchy eye keeps twitching
02:44.49Jovar1Damn, everyone is gone
02:45.06EmperorJPi'm here
02:45.17Jovar1Well hi there. Good morning.
02:46.15EmperorJPwow its 10 am
02:46.29EmperorJPexpected it to be noon here
02:46.38MasterMachineI'm sorry if I don't want to talk. I'm not in the mood for it right now. Just a warning.
02:46.43Jovar1:/
02:47.24Jovar1Okay.... probably better for you anyway, I'm having a mental breakdown atm, while at the same time making a ship on Spore. Weird, I know.... hehhe
02:48.12EmperorJPwhat ship?
02:48.31Jovar1Just some ship... I'll show you when it's done.
02:48.57EmperorJPnice
02:49.42Jovar1Anyone else think it's hot in here? I sure do...
02:49.48Jovar1http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/File:Space_pirates.jpg
02:49.58Jovar1The capital ship in the background
02:50.54MasterMachineJovar1, did anything, uh, bad happen after I left?
02:51.06Jovar1No, not in the slightest.
02:51.23Jovar1We started talking about TF2 and when me, Techno, Random, and Xho were all gonna play
02:51.25EmperorJPnope
02:51.42EmperorJPi left shortly when it was quiet
02:52.17Jovar1Damn this is a good looking ship... even for a mentally ill person like me
02:52.36Jovar1Bloody brain of mine.... see? I'm British as heckness now
02:52.56Jovar1Listening to Oasis and Coldplay and all.... hell yeah.
02:55.04Jovar1Why does peoples always leave the nuts one in zeh dust...
02:56.23EmperorJPi don't know
02:56.27Jovar1WOKKA, WOKKA, WOKKA, WOKKA FLOKKA FLAME
02:56.32Jovar1Sorry...
02:57.06MasterMachineJovar did you eat or drink something you shouldn't have?
02:57.30Jovar1Nope, this happens a lot too. Just not near as much as the depression. So I guess not so much. Wait, what?
02:57.54Jovar1Call meh Alex. Or Awex. Or Alexander. Or whatever the hell makes ya happy.
02:58.53Jovar1God, I am nuts.... I am so sorry about that.
03:07.20Jovar1Well i finished. But the .png makes it look fugly...
03:14.11EmperorJPok
03:26.05EmperorJPcan i see?
03:26.41Jovar1Yeah, I'll upload some pics I took
03:26.55Jovar1It'll be in a few minutes though, so just keep checking the recent changes page
03:27.50EmperorJPok
03:33.13Jovar1Alright, it's up now.
03:33.29Jovar1http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Log/upload
03:33.32Jovar1Upload log
03:33.47Jovar1Here's a better link :http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Special:NewFiles
03:40.37EmperorJPnice
03:41.01EmperorJPbridge reminds me of providence-class
03:41.49Jovar1Thanks. It wasn't that hard to make (and I sort of thought that myself).
03:47.47Jovar1I'm going now. See you later.
03:50.01EmperorJPbye
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04:02.18MasterMachineOh waw this is fail...
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04:51.22MasterMachinedarn, where's Jovar when you need him?
04:51.28EmperorJPhi!
04:51.33[Leo_Fox]Having a life
04:51.44MasterMachinemeh...
04:52.03[Leo_Fox]Seems like a class A jerk
04:56.03EmperorJPclass A jerk?
04:56.08EmperorJPhi leo
05:01.34[Leo_Fox]Hello EmperorJP
05:01.56[Leo_Fox]I mean, a pretty rude jerk, of whom I try to avoid like the plague
05:02.12EmperorJPok
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07:33.07EmperorJPtest
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10:39.06EmperorJPhi xho!
10:45.59EmperorJPtest
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11:53.33Wormyhello
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12:00.33Xho~seen Wormy
12:00.38infobotwormy <568d762c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.141.118.44> was last seen on IRC in channel #sporewiki, 7m 5s ago, saying: 'hello'.
12:40.28Xhotest
12:42.55Xho~test is <reply> I heard that test was a good way to find out if you haven't disconnected.
12:42.56infobotTesting is <reply> I heard that test was a good way to find out if you haven't disconnected.... ROM BASIC NOT FOUND$#$
12:43.05Xho~test
12:43.05infobotFailed!
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13:42.06EmperorJPhello everyone
13:42.40XhoHello
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13:49.31Xhodat oluap
13:49.38OluapPlayerdat xho
13:52.11XhoHow harsh
13:52.20OluapPlayerWhat
13:52.22XhoI click Heavy's loadout and then it kicks me out of the game
13:52.40XhoI'll have to restart my computer because this happens continuously
13:52.41Xhobrb
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13:56.20Wormyhelloz
13:56.30OluapPlayerHi
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13:57.55XhoAye, me bottle o' scrumpy
13:58.22OluapPlayerbackstabs Xho]
13:58.34XhoGarhhghghhghghhgghghgh
13:58.36Xhoded
13:58.51OluapPlayerHave you seen Krathman's part on the Recrootment yet
13:59.09XhoNein
13:59.15OluapPlayery u no
14:01.39Xholo
14:01.42Xho*lol
14:02.18XhoKrath is so ¬¬ about it
14:02.35OluapPlayerI did it rite then
14:03.03XhoYeah
14:03.11OluapPlayeryey
14:04.56WormyWhat a randim conversation if I've ever seen one.
14:05.40Xhois on TF2
14:06.20OluapPlayersaps your sentry
14:06.26EmperorJPhi wormy,xho and oluap
14:06.30XhoOluap sappin mah sentry
14:06.48OluapPlayerHello Emperor
14:08.43XhoOluap get on TF2 so I can heal your ass
14:08.53OluapPlayerNope
14:08.57Xho:<
14:09.05OluapPlayerI'm on a laptop with no Steam
14:09.07OluapPlayeruntil next week
14:09.25Xhoy u hav laptop
14:09.34OluapPlayerNot mine
14:09.49Xho:/
14:10.01XhoI'll be on Gmod then
14:10.12OluapPlayerCoward
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14:39.39Captain_JoveBeep
14:40.45MasterMachineBoop
14:42.19Captain_JoveAddress your captain correctly, mister.
14:45.13MasterMachinebeep beep boop bop
14:45.33MasterMachinewisle wisle weio
14:45.44MasterMachine*goes R2D2 on you
14:46.33Captain_JoveO_o
14:46.47MasterMachineBeep Boop Bop WEIO!
14:47.14Captain_JoveOff the bridge, now. Stupid robot.
14:47.31Xhoded
14:48.25MasterMachine*starts fiddling with controls* WEIO Beep Bloop Weia
14:48.34OluapPlayerlaughs at Xho
14:48.40XhoX_X
14:48.42Captain_Joveis tired
14:48.57MasterMachineZzzZzzZzz
14:49.09Captain_JoveMomma made me wake up 3 hours early to mow the freaking grass.
14:49.34MasterMachinewow.... must be a big lawn
14:49.57Captain_JoveHeck yeah.
14:51.09XhoHajimemashite
14:51.23Sleepy_Captain_Jsaywat
14:51.45Xhoはじめまして
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14:52.55MasterMachineHey Ghelae
14:53.04GhelaeHello!
14:53.22Sleepy_Captain_JHello
14:53.51Sleepy_Captain_JzzzZZZzzzzz
14:54.26XhozzzzzZZZzzz
14:54.44MasterMachineZzzZzzZZzZzzZzzZzz
14:55.00Ghelae~wake up everyone
14:55.00infobotACTION throws a barrel-full of ice water on up everyone and shouts "GOOD MORNING!!!!"
14:55.03Sleepy_Captain_JNo
14:55.14Sleepy_Captain_JI still have not been acknowledged properly.
14:55.53MasterMachineHow do you do an action?
14:56.03Sleepy_Captain_J<PROTECTED>
14:56.13Sleepy_Captain_Jlike dise
14:56.24Ghelaeacknowledges Sleepy_Captain_J
14:56.33Sleepy_Captain_JNo... you didn't.
14:56.37MasterMachineSalutes Sleepy_Captain_J and says "Good Morning Captain!
14:56.40Sleepy_Captain_JActive dialogue, cadet.
14:56.53Sleepy_Captain_J*cadets*
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14:57.27LotGHello, my comrades!
14:57.29GhelaeHi!
14:57.31MasterMachinewe're all a bunch of idiots.... XD
14:57.37MasterMachineGood Morning LotG
14:57.49LotGIts afternoon over here.
14:58.01Sleepy_Captain_JSleepy sleepy sleep, mayber LotG will acknowledge me properly.
14:58.20LotGSleepy_Captain_J? Hmmm.....
14:58.28MasterMachineyow! pinched mah hand in my keboard... howed I manage that? Ah, Good day then, can't go wrong with that lol
14:58.36Sleepy_Captain_JNo.... incorrect.
14:58.47LotGRamis?
14:58.54MasterMachinelol
14:58.56Sleepy_Captain_JJ
14:59.00Sleepy_Captain_J*J*
14:59.08LotGJ......Lemme think
14:59.14MasterMachinewow...
14:59.14Sleepy_Captain_J--->J<---
14:59.19GhelaeHow long has he been here asking to be acknowledged?
14:59.19Sleepy_Captain_JLook at the J!
14:59.32LotGJaxcis?
14:59.32MasterMachineXD
14:59.37MasterMachineXD XD
14:59.37Sleepy_Captain_J-_-
14:59.47Ghelae~give Sleepy_Captain_J a cookie
14:59.47infobotACTION gives Sleepy_Captain_J a home-baked chocolate chip cookie to cheer him up.
14:59.48MasterMachineWant another guess or should I tell you?
14:59.50Sleepy_Captain_JThat hurts....
15:00.03Sleepy_Captain_Jeats the damn cookie.... depressingly
15:00.16LotGJovar!
15:00.23XhoHur
15:00.32Sleepy_Captain_J'bout bloody time...
15:00.35MasterMachinelol
15:00.42LotGOnly Jovar hates cookies!
15:00.43GhelaeWell, duh. :P
15:00.52GhelaeWhy else do you think I gave you a cookie?
15:01.17GhelaeSo you were asking us to guess who you were?
15:01.20Sleepy_Captain_JSo I could eat it. Depressingly.
15:01.39Sleepy_Captain_JNo, I want to be acknowledged like a Captain.
15:01.48GhelaeOh. Well... yeah.
15:01.53MasterMachineCaptain Jove, we have a problem.
15:02.03JoveSee, MM gets the idea.
15:02.20MasterMachineI'm just that brilliant, Captain Jove
15:02.32GhelaeTreat me like an Admiral and maybe I'll join in. :D
15:02.42MasterMachineSure ting, Admiral Ghelae
15:02.44JoveHmm.... that depends.
15:03.03Ghelaepromotes MasterMachine to Ensign
15:03.04JoveWere you interrogated with Centaurian slugs in the past hour?
15:03.08MasterMachineXd
15:03.24GhelaeNo. I was yesterday, though. Does that count?
15:03.28MasterMachineI'm the automatic defenses and navagation, Admiral Ghelae.
15:03.32JoveI guess so...
15:03.38JoveAdmiral
15:03.45GhelaeYou're Ensign Automactic Defenses And Navigation, then.
15:04.02JoveI'm Captain.
15:04.03MasterMachineQuite the mo5uthful, Admiral Ghelae
15:04.14JoveThat does not change.
15:04.17GhelaeJust call yourself "Ensign MasterMachine", then.
15:04.19MasterMachineYes you, Captain Jove
15:04.29GhelaeWell, that's a shame.
15:04.30MasterMachineStill a mouthful, Admiral
15:04.36GhelaeI was going to promote you to Commodore, Captain Jove.
15:05.01GhelaeSo "Ensign MasterMachine" is more of a mouthful than "automatic defenses and navigation"?
15:05.16GhelaeEven though, being a machine, you don't even have a mouth?
15:05.39GhelaeThere we go.
15:05.49Ensign_ADANJust call me ADAN, Admiral and Captain.
15:06.16JoveCadet
15:06.23Ensign_ADANMe?
15:06.25Ensign_ADANCa-tain
15:06.28Ensign_ADANfail
15:06.43JoveYes, you.
15:06.45Ensign_ADANI must be glitching up, Captain
15:07.24GhelaeCaptain Jove, you are responsible for your ship's crew.
15:07.30Ensign_ADANI'm the Automatic Defense and Navagation, not the Cadet. Maybe you're glitching up, Captain?
15:07.31GhelaeGet one of them to fix ADAN ASAP.
15:07.33JoveStatus Report, ADAN
15:07.44JoveOh yeah, he's glitched
15:07.48Ensign_ADANSystem check initiated
15:07.52JoveI still want a status report
15:08.17Ensign_ADANengines full, weapons ready, shields up, ship speed 500 LYPS
15:08.48JoveShip speed 500 LYPS.... *Captain*
15:08.54XhoThat's pretty damn fast
15:09.03JoveIndeed.
15:09.11Ensign_ADANNo software glitches, no viruses, just a little loss of memory. Uh, Captain
15:09.29Ensign_ADANShip top speed of 1000 LYOS
15:09.33JoveThere we go, he's gettin' the hang of it
15:09.43Jove1000 LYPS, *Captain*
15:09.43Ensign_ADANLYPS (Darn glitches) Captain
15:10.13Ensign_ADANYes Captain...
15:10.46JoveHmm, I here explosions. Are we under attack, ADAN?
15:11.16Ensign_ADANNo, Captain, that would be the fireworks going off in the main hold. Admiral Ghelae just threw a cigar into a box of them.
15:11.38GhelaeYou do realise I'm not on your ship, ADAN?
15:11.45Jove"...into a box of them, *Captain*"
15:11.56Ensign_ADANYou arent? Well then, it must have been Admiral Xho...
15:12.06Xho500 light years a second...i'm trying to think how long you'd get through the galaxy
15:12.13GhelaeSeriously, do you have no crewmembers who can try fixing this glitched-up computer?
15:12.15Ensign_ADANXD
15:12.42JoveOh, it's not a problem. No worries.
15:12.44Ghelae500 ly/s over 100,000 ly = 200 s.
15:13.11GhelaeTalking of which, you've been travelling for several minutes now. Captain Jovar, we're losing contact with your ship... *static*
15:13.21Ghelae_outofcontUgh.
15:13.21JoveOh well, not to worry.
15:13.34XhoOh right
15:13.39Xho200 secodns
15:13.40Xho*seconds
15:13.45XhoSo that's 3 minutes 2 seconds
15:13.48Ensign_ADANOh dear. We have lost contact. Reving engines to full emergency power. Captain
15:14.04JoveIf you wish.
15:14.06XhoThat's like.......Warp 9.999999999
15:14.19Ensign_ADANLunicrest Speed attained
15:14.21JoveIndeed it is, Admiral.
15:14.22Ensign_ADANCaptain
15:14.33JoveOne sentence, please.
15:14.35XhoWho the hell has dat speed
15:14.42JoveWe do, Admiral
15:14.53General_LotGSomebody wanna explain to me why my troops are feeling sick?
15:15.08Ensign_ADAN(And my RSR will soon XD) The ship is moving full speed, we will be in Kraw in a few minutes
15:15.10Xho100,000 light years in 3 minutes 2 seconds.......
15:15.11JoveOh, that's not to worry. Just an airborne strand of Ebola is all.
15:15.12XhoD:
15:15.12Ensign_ADANGeneral
15:15.30JoveYour troops will be fine. Or die. Whichever comes last.
15:15.32XhoKraw Galaxy....uh....where are we now?
15:15.49Ensign_ADANSomewhere in space, Admiral Xho
15:16.09JoveI sense that we will be attacked soon.
15:16.17XhoBy wat
15:16.31General_LotGI'll get my troops ready!
15:16.31XhoIf it's Xhodocto i'm abandoning ship
15:16.33JoveYou tell me, Admiral.
15:16.47JoveOh, that won't be a problem.
15:16.48Ensign_ADANYou sensed correctly. The Jovar are attacking our ship. Everyone prepare for engagement!
15:16.56JoveI understand.
15:17.00Xhol
15:17.17General_LotGprepares his troops
15:17.21Ensign_ADANI don't understand you, Admiral Xho.
15:17.28XhoWait if we have warp 9.999999999 drives we could out run them pretty easily
15:17.30JoveHmm. Shields down to 20%
15:17.38JoveThat was fast.
15:17.54Ensign_ADANEngines hit, we have lost full speed. Down to 40%
15:17.59JoveDon't fire back.
15:18.08Ensign_ADANToo alte, Captain.
15:18.26Ensign_ADANlate, they seem to be using computer viruses to affect mah programming
15:18.41Jove"programming", *Captain*.
15:19.08Ensign_ADANSorry, Cap cap cap ca ca *starts repreating Cap over and over again*
15:19.15JoveWell the shields are gone.
15:19.20General_LotGAww, screw this!
15:19.27XhoWell if we're from Milky Way, and going to kraw
15:19.43General_LotGand his troops get into several fighter ships
15:19.43Ensign_ADAN(in an umarked vessel)
15:19.57JoveI said no firing. I have a plan.
15:20.06Ensign_ADAN(whyile watching stuff on u-tube) XD
15:20.31General_LotGDamn! If it fails, I'll kill you before they do!
15:20.31XhoDat makes 13 hours
15:20.39OluapPlayerBack from noms
15:20.59Ensign_ADANWelcome back, Grand Commander Oluap
15:21.07JoveWell that doesn't sound nice, General
15:21.15Xho13 hours from Milky Way to Andromeda at Warp 9.999999999 O_o
15:21.28JoveWe're currently under attack, Grand Commander. Shields are gone, but we are not firing.
15:21.33OluapPlayerHey LotG, I finished Kryptkor's page
15:21.34Ensign_ADANADAN active. Weapons energizing
15:22.02JoveI still said no firing.
15:22.15General_LotGShow me, Oluap
15:22.34Ensign_ADAN(this is complete chaos) ADAN is Automatic, Captain But peoples powering down.
15:22.36OluapPlayerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Kryptkor_Talsar
15:22.52Ensign_ADANweapons wow tyhat was fail
15:23.08JoveThank you ADAN
15:23.14Ensign_ADANhow the crap did weapons become peoples????
15:23.30JoveHmm, one of our engines just started drifting off.
15:23.39JoveOh well, not to worry.
15:24.11Ensign_ADAN(Dyslexia gone wild...) Ship is not doing to well. Going to stop us dead in space and revert all power to back up shields
15:24.35Ensign_ADANIf you command, Captain
15:24.45JoveI say we ram them.
15:24.55Ensign_ADANWhat happened to no firing? Captain?
15:25.09JoveWe don't fire at them at all. We ram them.
15:25.13XhoSo, if you went from one end of the universe to the other at 500 ly/sec that's almost 6 years
15:25.23Ensign_ADANVery well Captain. manuvering ship to ram.
15:25.25JoveHear that, Admiral? We're going to ram them.
15:25.36JoveWanna join us?
15:25.40XhoWell...visible universe
15:25.54JoveMeh, six years is too long.
15:26.12Ensign_ADANI think he's in hystereia, babbling like that. Ship in ramming position, firing remaining engines.
15:26.37JoveOh, we only have one left.
15:26.53Ensign_ADANIt will suffice. Captain
15:27.09JoveWe're ramming the enemy ships, Admiral_Ghelae
15:27.10Admiral_GhelaeWe've managed to re-establish contact with your ship, Captain Jovar.
15:27.17Admiral_GhelaeOh, okay.
15:27.22Admiral_GhelaeEnemy ships?
15:27.29JoveYes, we're under attack.
15:27.30Admiral_GhelaeCouldn't you just have outran them?
15:27.33Ensign_ADANWe will mostl likely die, Admiral Ghelae. Jovarian Ships
15:27.36Admiral_GhelaeOr fired back?
15:27.45JoveOh we can't fire back
15:27.49XhoActually I was wrong about the calculations
15:27.50Ensign_ADANCaptain Jove didn't think those were good ideas
15:27.56JoveThat would be considered an act of war.
15:27.58XhoMilky Way to Andromeda would be 1 hour
15:28.06Admiral_GhelaeBut no, you just ram into them, using battle tactics that haven't even been considered for the last thousand years...
15:28.21Admiral_GhelaeDo you want me to send reinforcements?
15:28.28OluapPlayerwat u talking about Xho
15:28.34JoveYes, precisely. And no thank you. The situation is under control.
15:28.36Ensign_ADANThe Iron Giants use ramming as their main weapon, sheilds are pretty useless against shuch things. Admiral Ghelae
15:28.46XhoMilky Way to Andromeda at a speed of 500 ly/sec would take just over an hour
15:28.49JoveADAN, prepare medical.
15:29.08JoveWe're going to need our remaining medical officers for this operation. Direly.
15:29.09Ensign_ADANmedical was lost about 5 seconds ago, Captain Jove
15:29.12Admiral_GhelaeRailguns are more effective. Much greater acceleration for their mass.
15:29.21JoveAh, well we can do without them.
15:29.25Admiral_GhelaeAnd besides... an enemy ship can just dodge.
15:29.28Ensign_ADAN:/
15:29.33JoveNo, that's not possible.
15:29.41JoveWe can't fire at them.
15:29.51JoveThat's too risky.
15:30.03Admiral_GhelaeWell, to be fair, they can't dodge very well if you're ramming into them at 500 ly/s.
15:30.04JoveWe could miss and hit ourselves.
15:30.15Admiral_GhelaeHow bad a shot must you be to do *that*?
15:30.21Ensign_ADANT - .3 seconds to impace *ship smashes into enemy ship*
15:30.27JoveOur targeting comupters have been disabled.
15:30.36Admiral_GhelaeNo wonder.
15:30.38Jove(Not yet, ADAN)
15:30.47Jove(it's gotta be more epic than that)
15:30.51Admiral_GhelaeSo you haven't rammed them yet?
15:30.54Ensign_ADANQuestion: How long does it take to ram a damn ship? Captain?
15:31.01JoveWell, at the current rate of 50 mph, we'll get there eventyallu.
15:31.03Admiral_GhelaeHuh. So you've still got got ADAN fixed?
15:31.27Jovegot got?
15:31.31Ensign_ADANGot Got? And I need fixing? Admiral, that is a very... unusual statement.
15:31.53Jove"...Unusual statement," *Captain*.
15:31.58Admiral_GhelaeMust have been an error in the transmission.
15:32.03Admiral_GhelaeI clearly said "not got".
15:32.14JoveOh, he's still defective
15:32.22Admiral_GhelaeAnyway... 50 mph? According to my calculations, you'll have just about enough momentum to kill a small dolphin.
15:32.29Ensign_ADANCaptain, I do not always speak to you.... and I've already said captain here. Twice.
15:32.36Admiral_GhelaeAre you sure you don't want reinforcements?
15:32.38JoveWe'll get there eventually, Admiral.
15:32.41Admiral_GhelaeI've got plenty of gunships I can send.
15:32.46JoveWe're fine as we are.
15:32.46Ensign_ADANWe could uyse some, yes. Admiral
15:32.51XhoErrrm
15:32.52JoveNO ADAN
15:32.54Xho50 mph
15:32.56JoveI have a plan.
15:33.02XhoThis could be painful to watch
15:33.08Admiral_GhelaeAnd at 50 mph, how can they *not* dodge?
15:33.14Ensign_ADANWill take us several thousand years to arrive at our destination...
15:33.26Admiral_GhelaeForget that; if they're so powerful, how come they haven't destroyed you yet?
15:33.26JoveAssuming the enemy ships don't annihilate us, we'll destroy them. Not to worry.
15:33.41JoveI asked them if they would like some cake.
15:33.44JoveThey said yes.
15:34.02XhoSeveral thousand?
15:34.06JoveOh, and I also offered them the full unconditional surrender of the federation.
15:34.06Admiral_GhelaeYou'll destroy them by doing the cosmic equivalent of tapdancing on their feet?
15:34.16Ensign_ADANSystem OverRide. Cake command given! All systems shut down. Preparring for self-destruct sequence.
15:34.20XhoTo Kraw at 50mph you'll be well over a million years....estimation
15:34.22Admiral_GhelaeThat's it; I'm sending reinforcements.
15:34.24Admiral_GhelaeTo kill you.
15:34.35JoveNo, it's part of the plan!
15:34.44Admiral_GhelaeIt'd better be.
15:34.45Ensign_ADANT-10 seconds to seld destruct
15:34.49JoveI think we're close enough
15:34.55JoveABORT THE SELF DESTRUCT
15:34.55Admiral_GhelaeThey'll be arriving in four minutes.
15:35.06Ensign_ADANT-9 seconds to self destruct (Cake Command)
15:35.11JoveHey, would you look at that
15:35.19JoveTheir shields are down
15:35.33JoveFire photon torpedoes at enemy star cruisers.
15:35.47Ensign_ADANT-8 seconds to self destruct (Cake Command) Firing photon torpedoes
15:36.01JovePew! Pew! Pew-pew!
15:36.08JoveAnd would you look at that,
15:36.09Ensign_ADANT-7 seconds to self destruct (Cake Command) XD
15:36.17Admiral_GhelaeWow. Epic. Not.
15:36.23JoveCake command override innitiated.
15:36.35Admiral_GhelaeI'm still sending those gunships, just to punish you for that anticlimax.
15:36.41Ensign_ADANCake Command is an override. Need proper code word. :/
15:36.43Admiral_GhelaeTwo minutes until arrival.
15:36.51Ensign_ADANT-5 seconds to self destruct (Cake Command) XD
15:36.56JoveWell I did just defeat an entire Jovar armada with a single ship.
15:37.00JoveGotta give me that
15:37.08XhoHow did we get Warp 9.9999999999 in the first place?
15:37.09Ensign_ADANT-4 seconds to self destruct (Cake Command) XD
15:37.16JoveTURN THE DAMN COMMAND OFF
15:37.22Ensign_ADANNEVA!
15:37.28Ensign_ADANT-3 seconds to self destruct (Cake Command) XD
15:37.31JoveOveride code 421-3w09s1
15:37.39Ensign_ADANIncorect code
15:37.43Ensign_ADANT-2 seconds to self destruct (Cake Command) XD
15:37.57Ensign_ADAN(give you a hint, it's Pie Command)
15:38.03Ensign_ADANT-1 seconds to self destruct (Cake Command) XD
15:38.06JoveWell, damn ADAN's gonna do your dirty work Admiral.
15:38.08Admiral_GhelaeYou destroyed the Jovar ships because their shields spontaneously failed.
15:38.13JoveESCAPE POD FTW
15:38.18Admiral_GhelaeAnd how the gunships are about to shoot you down.
15:38.19Ensign_ADANT-0 seconds to self destruct (Cake Command) XD
15:38.25JoveYes. Because of my amazing awesomeness.
15:38.40Admiral_GhelaeYou wish.
15:38.46Ensign_ADAN*Cake explodees out of thwe ship from all sides. Then ship blows up*
15:38.50XhoSeriously though
15:38.50JoveI bet you couldn't have done the same thing.... *Admiral*
15:39.07Admiral_Ghelae*shoots down Jove's escape pod, with his mind*
15:39.09XhoHow did we get to Warp 9.9999999999
15:39.14Ensign_ADANXho, there was nothing serious about any of this XD
15:39.23XhoFair enough
15:39.26Admiral_GhelaeOh, *that* was Jove's amazing awesomeness.
15:39.33Admiral_GhelaeBut not the destruction of the Jovar ships.
15:39.34JoveYes, yes it is.
15:39.47Ensign_ADANBut now I need to add a "Cake Command"  to my RSR page XD
15:39.55XhoFictionally
15:40.21XhoThis must mean nearly every empire has Warp 9.9999999999 in order for them to have colonized other galaxies
15:40.21Ensign_ADANWell, it woul;d be funny to have ships exploding into cake over enemy cities XD
15:40.36Ensign_ADANNo, we have Warp 10. Duh
15:40.45JoveThat is true, Xho....
15:41.01XhoWarp 10 is absolutely instant, which not even Tier 1's have
15:41.07OluapPlayerWe shouldn't be limited in a Spore-themed universe
15:41.13MasterMachine*cough* Transgates* cough
15:41.18OluapPlayerThat would be stupid
15:41.21XhoOh yeah Transgates
15:41.26JoveWell that was fun, killing off 1,200 crewmembers
15:41.27XhoThat would make sense
15:41.42MasterMachineInstant travel created by star-beings and found by the Wental;s
15:42.02MasterMachineit makes little sense unless you realize that the star beings cannot leave stars or they die
15:42.02XhoTransgates, you mean like intra-universal portals
15:42.24MasterMachinethus, portals were created to do it for tghem. No,l I mean like opening a door to another location
15:42.36XhoWell, similar principal
15:42.57OluapPlayerhurjunctionteleportshur
15:42.59MasterMachineYea, well, I don't know or understand the principles behind either so...
15:43.36XhoJunction has Warp 10 then
15:43.56MasterMachineWarp 11 FTW!
15:44.20OluapPlayerThey teleport to other dimension, and then teleport back to the universe they want
15:44.46MasterMachineWarp 11: You leave and get there before you left XD
15:44.47OluapPlayerTheir bills are big
15:45.39GhelaeHaving Warp 10 being infinite speed is an obvious flaw in the system for calculating Warp factor.
15:45.44XhoWarp 10 = Omnipresence
15:46.00OluapPlayerJunction Mind: We can see EVERYTHING
15:46.01GhelaeIf you get to the point where you're labelling speeds "Warp 9.99999...", you need to change it.
15:46.11MasterMachineBBL, gotta add the ship bit to my IRC quotes XD
15:46.22XhoTier 2's would probably have Warp 9.9, wouldn't they?
15:46.38XhoOr intergalactic drives
15:47.01Machine_Awaysame thing...
15:47.17XhoNope
15:47.21GhelaeMost Tier 2s would have expanded beyond the regular warp drive to "transwarp" warp drives, such as "coaxial warp" and/or "quantum slipstream".
15:47.33XhoWarp 9.9 will go 2 million ly in about 10 years
15:47.46XhoGhelae said Intergalactic would be a few seconds or so
15:47.52XhoMaybe not even a second
15:48.05GhelaeThat's the non-hyperspatial hyperdrive type of intergalactic drive.
15:48.10GhelaeXyanx technology.
15:48.24Ghelae2 million ly in 10 years is intergalactic, but slow in comparison.
15:48.28Machine_AwayGeneration Ship on a galactic scale
15:48.50XhoOh, Hyperdrives
15:49.09XhoIsn't that like 10^16 c or something
15:49.16GhelaeYes. That's the maximum speed.
15:49.29Ghelae10 trillion times the speed of light.
15:49.39XhoWell....that's basically Warp 10
15:49.45GhelaeYeah.
15:50.02GhelaeHence empires using it will refer to speeds in terms of c, not warp factor.
15:50.45Ghelae"Ten petacee" for the max speed, I guess.
15:50.55XhoExotic drives...well the Kicath are researching into Hyperdrives, but they won't get it anytime soon
15:51.41GhelaeSo what do they use for intergalactic travel?
15:52.02Xho*Mind lapse*
15:52.22XhoI remember now, they do have some hyperdrive implementations
15:52.38GhelaeI thought they did.
15:52.48XhoI forgot for a sec :P
15:53.08XhoOther ships need to be fitted with a Transwarp
15:53.09WormyI am back
15:53.23Xhohai
15:53.23GhelaeHello.
15:53.34Wormyhi
15:54.09WormyPerhaps the Xyanxen hyperdrive probably does use hyperspace in some way or another.
15:54.17WormyBut not for warping.
15:54.39WormyTo push yourself faster than the speed of light you need infinite energy.
15:55.06XhoWe were debating as to how there's intergalactic travel on the wiki
15:55.32GhelaeOops, no, it's ten *quadrillion* times the speed of light.
15:55.34WormySomehow, perhaps the hyperdive can gain infinite energy, and at the same time release infinite energy back into hyperspce to prevent a black hole.
15:56.09XhoNot every empire could have a Warp 9.9999999999 drive, could they?
15:56.25GhelaeI doubt any would, actually.
15:56.37GhelaeAssuming you mean a warp drive that travels up to that factor.
15:57.05XhoWell 9.9999999999 would mean travelling to Andromeda in about an hour
15:57.30XhoGive or take
15:57.34GhelaeNo; I think most hyperspace drives would travel slower than that.
15:57.41XhoExactly
15:57.53GhelaeAlthough, the maximum speed limit is the same 10 petacee.
15:57.57XhoSo how would Tier 2, 3, 4 and 5 have that kind of travel?
15:58.22GhelaeTier 2 might have the high-speed hyperspace travel.
15:58.28GhelaeAny Tier could have access to Xyanx hyperdrives.
15:58.32WormyTo me, Tier 5's probably use time dilation and STL ships, unless, as in Babylon 5, use technology from more advanced races.  By Tier 4, most civs seem to use warp, maybe transwarp/slipstream towards Tier 3.  By Tier 3 and 2 they should have energies for hyperspace.  By Tier 1, they might have mastered hyperlane routies, wormholes, or very advanced methods, like the Shift drive.
15:58.47GhelaeYes.
15:59.17GhelaeWithout advanced tech being given from other species, Tiers 3 and lower probably shouldn't have fast intergalactic travel at all.
15:59.43GhelaeIntergalactic travels would be voyages, rather than everyday trips as they may be for Tier 1s.
15:59.49XhoIsn't Shift faster than Hyperdrive?
16:00.02WormyTier 0, well, either the non-locality of the universe, freedom of higher dimensions, or supreme tech, like the Xeelee's Discontiniuty drive, (which vcan tranverse the universe in 5 minuites).
16:00.05GhelaeHypothetically, yes.
16:00.31XhoDiscontinuity drives, dat Xeelee
16:00.31GhelaeBut the entire idea of tachyons is essentially based on messing around with numbers.
16:00.47WormyTachyonic Shift is only limited by the mass of the ship's "mass fuel".
16:01.10WormyTachyons gain speed as they lose mass and energy.
16:01.40GhelaeThe SporeWikiverse has quantum (including tachyonic shift) and Energy drives for true FTL. Both would probably be restricted  to very high Tiers.
16:01.42WormyA tachyon can theoretically reach infinite speed.
16:02.18WormyThen there is the Supersymmetry drive.
16:02.30GhelaeThat's the other type of "quantum drive".
16:03.25GhelaeOne idea for the Xyanx hyperdrive that I had could be that it's a primitive Energy drive (probably with features of other FTL drives mixed in, though). Giving the Xeelee access to Essence would also end those "Xeelee vs. Xhodocto" discussions firmly on the side of the Xeelee. :P
16:03.37WormyOnly, due to slight uncertainties it can be unpredictable.
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16:04.14GhelaeHello!
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16:04.18XhoOne thing with tachyons
16:04.25WormyFor all that is known the Xeelee could have access to essence.
16:04.26OluapPlayerHello
16:04.31Wormyhello
16:04.36Valaderhey
16:04.39MasterMachineHey, my comp is annoying :)
16:04.43XhoIf a tachyon loses mass and gains speed, wouldn't that mean it would need infinite time to get infinite speed?
16:04.45XhoHello as well
16:04.49GhelaeYes, it does.
16:04.50MasterMachineI was here a minute ago
16:04.56GhelaeWelcome back, MM.
16:04.59WormyThats why its theoretical.
16:05.07XhoThat's a bit of a problem then
16:05.39GhelaeWhy would you need to travel at infinite speed?
16:05.39XhoI'm trying to determine what the Shka'Tun would use
16:05.48GhelaeIsn't ten petacee enough for you? ;P
16:05.49WormyInfinite speed would end you up in another universal horizon.
16:05.49Ghelae:P*
16:06.03OluapPlayerTaldars are pretty fast then
16:06.20WormyTaldar simply overlook the universe from a higher dimension.
16:06.25GhelaeWell, the non-hyperspatial hyperdrives need more empires using them. Currently, it's just the Grox and Apalos.
16:06.37MasterMachinelol
16:06.59XhoEnergy Drives? Like...essence based drives?
16:07.22GhelaeYes, exactly.
16:07.26XhoI guess that would be infinite as well
16:07.31WormyAnd the MSP
16:07.33MasterMachinehyperspace is awesome. Also, the Wentalian Empires use a cross between the transtages and "Ekti" drives (non-hyperspacial drives)
16:07.41GhelaeXho: Potentially, maybe.
16:07.55GhelaeIt depends on how physics-breaking they really are.
16:08.06GhelaeI doubt anybody's ever tried measuring their speeds.
16:08.10WormyNon-hyperspacial drives don't use the warpage of spacetime.
16:08.43Ghelae[[Fiction:Standard propulsion technology]]
16:08.43morgothBotPyGhelae meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Standard_propulsion_technology
16:08.50WormySo Transgate class as a hypersacial drive if they are what I'm thinking of, i.e a wormhole-like conduit.
16:08.54XhoI'm trying to think....Shka'Tun would probably use something at least 10^15 c....so Hyperdrive is the most likely
16:08.55GhelaeThere you go, in case anyone didn't know about it.
16:09.46WormyThat meas they must have scavenged from the Xyanxes however.
16:09.52XhoTrue
16:09.54Wormy*means
16:10.02XhoThey have Vi'Navitum based tech
16:10.10XhoSo it could even be an Energy Drive
16:10.29GhelaeThey don't have to have scavenged from them.
16:10.44WormyThe Xeelee have extremely advanced warp drives http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xeelee_technology#Displacement_Drive
16:10.49Wormyas well
16:10.55GhelaeIf hyperdrives are a form of Energy drive, they could have them anyway.
16:11.22GhelaeHyperdrives would be easier to power than a pure Energy drive if you're not made of Essence.
16:12.16XhoShka'Tun probably used a Hyperdrive then.
16:12.25Xho*use
16:13.13Xhotest
16:14.09OluapPlayertests Xho
16:14.17XhoShka'Tun want a Xeelee Ring
16:14.27WormyThere is fundamental problems about FTL drives.  If its warp travel, how does the back of hip communicate with the front?  And if its hyperspace, is there enough energy in the solar system to muster the energies required to burn a hole through spacetime (planck energies)
16:14.36Wormy*ship
16:15.13XhoThough it's Baryonic matter, Shka'Tun have little knowledge about it
16:15.18GhelaeThose are both real-world problems with the theories.
16:15.34GhelaeFor the warp drive, I can't remember whether or not anybody's come up with a solution for it.
16:15.37WormyI'm not bringing this up for in-universe.
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16:16.14EmperorJPHi!
16:16.20WormyLuckly, there is always one way explorations, like time dilation.
16:16.24XhoWell, at least to that scale
16:16.25GhelaeSolutions for various other problems with the warp drive, from impossible energy requirements to photons turning into ionising radiation as soon as they pass through the front of the warp bubble, have all had solutions thought up for them.
16:16.29GhelaeEmperorJP: Hello!
16:16.39Valaderhey
16:17.03EmperorJPhmm has anyone read about warp bubbles?
16:17.07Valaderis reading mexican political constitution in search for flaws
16:17.23WormyThey haven't solved some of these.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcubierre_drive#Difficulties
16:17.23EmperorJPwhy valader?
16:17.33ValaderHomework
16:17.50Valaderand indeed I found a disturbing one
16:17.57Wormy" Alcubierre Drive at FTL velocities is impossible; mostly due to extremely high temperatures caused by Hawking radiation destroying anything inside the bubble at superluminal velocities and leading to instability of the bubble itself."
16:18.06GhelaeThere's a whole load of warp drive-related papers here: http://omnis.if.ufrj.br/~mbr/warp/
16:18.14WormyHawkings radiation is one.
16:18.25GhelaeSome of them relate to various difficulties, but I'm not sure how many of them.
16:19.04WormyA paper by José Natário published in 2002 argued that it would be impossible for the ship to send signals to the front of the bubble, meaning that crew members could not control, steer or stop the ship.
16:19.38WormyThats the damn logical flaw that makes too many things impossible.  So simple....
16:19.57XhoWell it's science fiction...
16:20.07WormyIn reality, tachyons would be unusable.
16:20.22XhoAs much as it is aligned to science, fiction can let things go
16:20.28WormyWell Yes, but me and Ghelae are discussing real world now.
16:20.34OluapPlayerThat's why it's fiction
16:20.39XhoFair enough.
16:20.41GhelaeIn the latter case - although I haven't actually read the paper yet - isn't the whole idea behind the warp drive actually working that the ship isn't moving FTL locally?
16:20.51GhelaeOh, no, I remember.
16:21.01GhelaeYeah, it's due to the warpage of spacetime in the bubble itself.
16:21.46Valaderok, Imma write a speech for school now
16:21.47Valadercya
16:21.52Wormybye
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16:22.16Wormy?
16:22.17Xhohuh
16:22.22OluapPlayerwut
16:22.34WormyAnd IRC explorer
16:22.37Wormy*An
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16:22.53Ghelae~give Halopediaman a cookie
16:22.53infobotACTION gives Halopediaman a home-baked fortune cookie to cheer him up.
16:23.11Halopediamanhellos, thanks, and om nom noms
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16:24.06Ghelae~give x003x a cookie
16:24.07infobotACTION gives x003x a home-baked macadamia nut cookie to cheer him up.
16:26.30WormySpammer?
16:26.35OluapPlayerRandom dood
16:26.47WormyUm2k9 accidently attracted spammers here.
16:26.57WormyWhen he invited his friend...
16:26.57GhelaeRandom dood with a macadamia nut cookie, now.
16:27.21Wormy~bergus
16:27.28Wormy~seen Bergus
16:27.42infobotbergus <562af4ab@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.42.244.171> was last seen on IRC in channel #sporewiki, 4d 14h 24m 44s ago, saying: 'this place sucks fuck you ultan I dont love you anymore'.
16:27.42WormySpeed up!
16:27.57XhoUm is ghey
16:27.59Xhoj/k
16:28.12WormyFergus says he is
16:28.23Wormy~seen Xat_
16:28.24infobotWormy: i haven't seen 'xat_'
16:28.34Wormyhmm, wong name
16:29.30GhelaeWormy: One of the papers on that page I linked to (the "A Causally Connected Superluminal Warp Drive Spacetime" paper) claims to have resolved the superluminal control problem, but I haven't read in detail exactly how it claims to have done this.
16:29.30Wormy~seen Wat_
16:29.32infobotwat_ <6d9508fd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.109.149.8.253> was last seen on IRC in channel #sporewiki, 4d 14h 33m 18s ago, saying: 'i cant hear you over you all touching dicks'.
16:29.55WormyOkay
16:29.58OluapPlayerWhat the hell
16:30.27Wormy01:15.55 Fergus_ I think you are mentally attractive
16:30.32Wormyhttp://ibot.rikers.org/%23sporewiki/20110703.html.gz
16:30.38WormyWe had a spam war
16:31.00WormySome us went on IrishFighting League but they traced us back here
16:31.19WormySomehow Um's friend was on and recorgnised his IP
16:31.25OluapPlayerAnd Um was here but did nothing?
16:32.00WormyIt was just a joke at first but then Fergus (his rl friend) got a load of his friends and they spammed
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16:32.11LotGHello, my comrades!
16:32.17OluapPlayerHello
16:32.21WormyBut Eyeinthecsky/starfox came along and showed us how to ban them.
16:32.35WormyBan, not a kick.
16:32.43Wormyhello
16:32.59OluapPlayerOh
16:33.00OluapPlayerOk then
16:33.18OluapPlayerBecause not kicking them would be a waste of an op slot
16:33.31LotGDid a guy called x003x come here?
16:33.39WormyYes
16:33.39OluapPlayerYes
16:33.45LotGWhat did he say?
16:33.47WormyHe came and left in an instance
16:33.51WormyTwice
16:33.57LotG...
16:33.57WormyIs he a spammer/
16:34.04LotGNo, he's not.
16:34.27WormyGood.  I was thinking it was one of Um's frirends.
16:34.31LotGHe's got really good Spore creations on DA. I'm trying to convince him to join Sporewiki.
16:34.43WormyOhh
16:34.45OluapPlayerOh
16:34.50OluapPlayerThat's cool
16:34.53LotGhttp://x003x.deviantart.com/ don't get into my account
16:35.11WormyGhelae gave him a macadamia nut cookie.
16:35.31XhoThey're ok I guess
16:35.42OluapPlayerLotG, have you seen Kryptkor's page?
16:35.54LotGI have. He's cool.
16:36.30LotGHe actually makes really good humanoids.a
16:38.02XhoI guess but he makes the top of the limbs like O.o big
16:38.23LotGlol
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16:38.53WormyHello
16:38.56Um2k9Hello there
16:38.58OluapPlayerHey Um
16:38.59XhoHello
16:39.15WormyI sent you a video on Youtube
16:39.17Um2k9I heard that BNSC has been causing trouble?
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16:39.28Um2k9@Wormy: Indeed, I am watching it as we speak
16:39.32WormyHe raged at Xho
16:39.42The_RandomnessWhop
16:39.51The_RandomnessWhat's this?
16:39.59WormyWhats you?
16:40.00Xho"You don't tell me what to do"
16:40.05OluapPlayerHey bloody Spy
16:40.11XhoI was fuming
16:40.46MasterMachinetest
16:40.54Wormy"U don't tell me wut to do, KK?"
16:41.01WormyThats like TEXT talk.
16:41.01XhoYeah
16:41.13XhoHis lack of text skill made me angry
16:41.18MasterMachineMaybe we've been duped and it's not the real BNSC?
16:41.24XhoProbably not
16:41.36MasterMachineWe've been fooled before...
16:41.40WormyHe is a bit like that if confronted.
16:41.46MasterMachineHm...
16:41.56MasterMachineMaybe he's just having a bad time of it right now?
16:42.06WormyLike, I asked him to remove a reference of the DCP from his fiction.
16:42.25WormyHe was stating that the DCP gave them all their technology
16:42.33XhoI don't like Gmod Idiot Box now
16:42.34WormyI was like NO
16:42.37XhoBNSC likes it
16:42.51MasterMachinewow... and he flipped out didn't he?
16:42.58WormyBNSC is still yet to remove it.
16:43.12XhoHis fiction's awful anyway
16:43.28MasterMachineNow where is this argument taking place, talk pages?
16:43.29JoveThat was a frank way to put it...
16:43.38XhoSí
16:43.38JoveBut it's true.
16:43.39WormyIt was alright until he lost that war with the Zazane.
16:43.46The_Randomness^
16:43.52MasterMachineAgree
16:44.08JoveThen he became T-2 in a month... something like that.
16:44.08LotGDon't blame me.
16:44.12JoveLolz
16:44.14The_RandomnessThen suddenly the BNSC became gigantic and superpowerful
16:44.15Xhoblames Luc
16:44.16WormyNow suddenly they are uber powerful with 70000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 colonies.
16:44.24OluapPlayerAnd then Zazane-bear hybrid thingies started to haunt us
16:44.31XhoOh dear god
16:44.32Um2k9Indeed
16:44.33LotGlol
16:44.35Xhoblames Luc
16:44.38Wormyhah hah
16:44.49JoveI hate gay bears
16:44.58XhoGay Bears = Care Bears?
16:45.04XhoBNSC are Care Bear empire
16:45.05MasterMachineI hate when people say gay in a negative fasion...
16:45.13XhoSame
16:45.13OluapPlayerlol
16:45.15Um2k9Correction, gay frog things.
16:45.21OluapPlayerCare Bear empire
16:45.22LotGHey, he got Reach (which shouldn't even be his anyway) back after the Holy Shadow War.
16:45.27XhoBut, you might as well do it to prove your point
16:45.47XhoI'd never do it in front of a gay person though
16:45.49JoveFroggies... kikz
16:45.52Jove*lolz
16:45.54Jovewtf
16:45.58Xho-_-
16:46.01OluapPlayerkik
16:46.05OluapPlayerI kik'd
16:46.11JoveGreat -_-
16:46.12MasterMachineMy moms gay, so splease don't do it in front of me
16:46.19Xhok
16:46.24MasterMachinethanks
16:46.30JoveAlright. Sorry about that.
16:46.41Um2k9For some reason, I can't imagine a Bearian Master Chief.
16:46.43XhoStill, Care Bear Empire
16:46.52Jove^ & ^^
16:46.55MasterMachineThat I can sort of agree with....
16:47.08OluapPlayerMaster Bear
16:47.14JoveHe'd be one furry bastard
16:47.16MasterMachineoh god no...
16:47.29XhoThe BNSC are so powerful their guns can destroy a star just by reloading
16:47.35MasterMachinefail
16:47.36OluapPlayerlol
16:47.39JoveKIK
16:47.52Um2k9''Sir, finishing this fight'' - Squeaky, high pitched voice.
16:48.05MasterMachineI used to be friends with him when I was Sporemaster, maybe I could try to talk to him about it?
16:48.11XhoGala and that frog...bear....thing
16:48.18XhoSporemaster?
16:48.22JoveHe'll do the "Shut up!" thing to you too, MM
16:48.24XhoOh, almost forgot there
16:48.29OluapPlayerAngazhar would implode out of frustration
16:48.37XhoHe would
16:48.46JoveOh yeah, "U dont tell me wat to du, KK?"
16:48.47MasterMachineSporemaster1, remember?
16:48.56GhelaeAs if that's going to stop MasterMachine from trying. :P
16:48.57Um2k9Gala and the bear thing freaks me out more then Venus and Aturox.
16:49.02Xhothinks of a devious scheme to curse Gala into having a Zazabearfrogthingdocto hybrid
16:49.16XhoThat'll teach her to interbreed
16:49.18JoveI'm going to start correcting him every time he says "u"
16:49.19OluapPlayerGala has a daughter
16:49.21OluapPlayerAnd then Kez
16:49.24JoveJust to piss him off.
16:49.25OluapPlayerWaaagh
16:49.25MasterMachineTrue... but it may, considering that I've decided not to offer my opinion or advice unless it's asked for...
16:49.30WormyI've not made by Uber Lezia yet...
16:49.40XhoINTERBREED, YOU GET XHODOCTO HYBRID
16:49.46MasterMachineXd
16:49.59OluapPlayerZazane-Asgord-Xhodocto-Bearian hybrid
16:50.06XhoOh god
16:50.15MasterMachineA Xhodocto-Lezia hybrid.... oh dear. "Can I pet you?" "NO" *Demons rage* Okay fine" "Yaya!"
16:50.21The_RandomnessWhat is this I don't even...
16:50.23XhoAngazhar would implode so heavily his Form 1 being could feel it
16:50.33MasterMachinelol
16:50.45OluapPlayerAngazhar - ASDFASDFASDF *boom*
16:50.47WormyOut of Random's league
16:51.12XhoThat's hard to do
16:51.14Um2k9Also, add a Pepis to that Zazane-Asgord-Xhodocto-Bearian hybrid.
16:51.29Joveshudders
16:51.31OluapPlayerOh god
16:51.34WormyNo, just no!  :0
16:51.36XhoOk, so hard even the Xhodocto's 2008 form could feel it
16:51.39The_Randomnessis ded
16:51.50JoveThis is creepy...
16:51.52OluapPlayerThat would give Shu'ulathoi nightmares
16:51.56MasterMachineme dies of fear
16:52.02MasterMachine\/me dies of fear
16:52.08JoveIt's so fuzzy!
16:52.13XhoI should do that just to scare the crap out of all of you
16:52.15WormyIt would become extint though.
16:52.17MasterMachineokay, that's going into my IRC stuff...
16:52.33MasterMachinedies of fear
16:52.39XhoIt might cost me my life but what the heck
16:52.46MasterMachinelool
16:53.02XhoThat would be very.....very....VERY fucked up
16:53.13LotGKezoreg's future bride is Keldar Taran's daughter, Tsel.
16:53.17MasterMachineSo, do you think it's worth a shot for me to talk to BNSCoomander?
16:53.25OluapPlayerThank Kkia for that
16:53.30JoveNo, it's BNSCLeader
16:53.34MasterMachineCoomander.... sounds like a bad pokemon...
16:53.38The_RandomnessMy goodness, it sounds even worse than the Infinite Perspective Vortex.
16:53.43OluapPlayerlol
16:53.48WormyThe what???
16:53.50Jovewhy the fudge did he change it anyway. It "makes more sense" how?
16:54.00Xhobrb. Time to essentially divide by 0
16:54.06Um2k9Great video Wormy, quite an amazing discovery.
16:54.12OluapPlayerOh no you don't
16:54.14MasterMachineBearian Nations Space Commadner Leader V/S Bearian Nations Space Comader
16:54.15WormyIndeed.
16:54.29Joveshakes head
16:54.33OluapPlayerjumps on xho
16:54.35MasterMachineOkay, now I'm just screwed up...
16:54.57JoveLOLs
16:55.06The_RandomnessI shall be right back.
16:55.07Joveor KIKs, depending what language you speak.
16:55.10MasterMachineBearian Nations Space Commander Leader V/S Bearian Nations Space Comander (got it right XD)
16:56.00MasterMachineaww...
16:56.16JoveI maded a blue and a white Jovie
16:57.54MasterMachine...
16:58.01JoveWhat?
16:58.19JoveEit eesh quiet here
16:58.40OluapPlayerdoes noise
16:58.50JoveYAY NO MO QUIET
16:58.54Jove*moe
17:00.58Xhohas too many Sporepedia creations
17:01.19OluapPlayerYour creations refuse to download
17:01.29MasterMachinehas to many creations in general
17:01.29OluapPlayerOnly the stuff from the Cute Xhoddies forward
17:01.46LotGLOL
17:01.50XhoFrom all subs, random downloads, my own and Maxis
17:01.59XhoMy creation count reaches almost 50,000
17:02.29XhoI believe the problem lies with Imp
17:02.29WormyWonderful SPAM!  Lovely SPAM!  SPAM!  SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!   Oh wait, sorry, no lyrics.
17:02.38XhoHow accounts for 2,500 of it
17:02.48Um2k9brb
17:03.04OluapPlayerUm and Imp both have a ton of stuff
17:03.15WormyI have 1,400+ creations I haven't shared.
17:03.47Wormy1010 I have shared or something.
17:04.12WormyXho, did you delete a load of your earlier adventures?
17:04.17WormyI'm sure I remebered more.
17:04.56MasterMachineI have around 100 shared... or less.
17:05.46OluapPlayerI have 606 shared and a couple ones using C&C that I can't share
17:06.48WormyI remember when me and OP were neck and neck when it came to creating/sharing.
17:06.49*** join/#sporewiki The_Randomness (~chatzilla@c-75-72-122-33.hsd1.mn.comcast.net)
17:07.17WormyI don't think you was racing were you?
17:07.28OluapPlayerUhh what
17:07.39The_RandomnessI'm back.
17:08.27Wormythere was a time when we both had the same number of creations.
17:09.08XhoI did
17:09.08OluapPlayerYou have over 1000 now
17:09.20WormyBoom
17:09.21XhoMy creation count is around 965 I think
17:09.41OluapPlayerYou have 964, Xho
17:09.43XhoOh wow, it IS 965
17:09.53OluapPlayer4
17:09.58XhoWell it says 965 on MySpore :v
17:10.15OluapPlayerIt says 964 on Sporepedia
17:10.16The_Randomness150 here
17:10.18The_Randomness:3
17:10.26MasterMachinemore then me :D
17:10.27OluapPlayerBaby man
17:10.30WormyTime to go on the website
17:10.31XhoWhat to make for #1000
17:10.34XhoNot a chaneel
17:10.38Xho*channel
17:10.45WormyI had that lol
17:10.46The_Randomness150 creations and 189 comments
17:10.48The_Randomness:P
17:10.55WormyI had to make a special creation.
17:11.02XhoComments.....uhhhh
17:11.12OluapPlayerNo one comments on mine
17:11.27WormyI gave you comments.
17:11.28XhoWith how many subs?
17:11.41WormyI've got 106 subs or something.
17:11.47XhoBah
17:11.50XhoI'm at 95
17:12.05XhoAh
17:12.13Xho965 creations and 678 comments
17:12.17The_Randomness10 subs
17:12.26XhoComment count is low though now
17:12.35OluapPlayerI know I have over 100 subs
17:12.36XhoApart from Oluap's Steroidgazhar
17:12.42OluapPlayerlul
17:13.01MasterMachinetest
17:13.12The_RandomnessHah, I have a higher comment to creation ratio than you.
17:13.29XhoWell hur
17:13.39WormyWTF
17:13.49MasterMachine:]
17:13.56WormyI went to login into the Sporepedia, and I got "There is a problem with this website's security certificate"
17:14.04The_RandomnessI got the same issue too.
17:14.08OluapPlayerStop hiding behind your little toys and fight like a mann
17:14.09The_RandomnessJust add an exception.
17:14.13Wormy" We recommend that you close this webpage and do not continue to this website.  "
17:14.19Wormylol OP
17:14.20LotGlol
17:14.33OluapPlayerThat's a line from TF2
17:15.16WormyMeh, like EA would steal my data.  Actually, they are evil enough too.
17:15.18OluapPlayerAnteddy
17:15.30WormyTeddy boy
17:15.45OluapPlayerTeddy raptor boy
17:15.48Antediluvianohai
17:15.59Wormylol http://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=sast-500760676924
17:16.36Xho...
17:16.37Xhowat is dat
17:16.50OluapPlayerlol
17:17.03XhoLOL I just saw this creation which said "8 SUBS!!!!!!"
17:17.24MasterMachinelol
17:17.25JoveDon't make fun of him... I've got 12
17:17.32OluapPlayerI smell noob
17:17.36XhoYeah but he wasn't the beast creator
17:17.41Xho*best
17:17.43OluapPlayersniffs
17:17.46JoveI'm not either...
17:17.54XhoWell you've got good ships
17:18.10*** join/#sporewiki dino__ (3eeeb3de@gateway/web/freenode/ip.62.238.179.222)
17:18.13JoveThanks for the compliment. They could be better though.
17:18.16JoveHey Dino
17:18.20The_RandomnessI'm not too good with creatures either.
17:18.33dino__hello Jovar
17:18.40OluapPlayerIt's pointless to care about subs in a game with an almost extinct community
17:18.42OluapPlayerHey Dino
17:19.06JoveTrue..
17:19.15XhoCreatures, well I have good days and bad days
17:19.17GhelaeHi, Dino!
17:19.21XhoShips, they're mostly bad days
17:19.28XhoBuildings, always bad days
17:19.40WormyJove has excellent buildings
17:19.44OluapPlayerFor me, everything = bad days
17:19.56OluapPlayerBuildings and vehicles = terrible days
17:19.59AntediluvianI think my weak point would be... adventures maybe
17:20.05JoveThanks Wormy. They look way better in the editors, though.
17:20.07AntediluvianHello Dino!
17:20.10OluapPlayerNah
17:20.13OluapPlayerYour adventures are awesome
17:20.15WormyMy weak point is buildings
17:20.25JoveI can't play adventures. My GA's glitched up.
17:20.26Wormyand making cities in the adventure creator
17:20.28AntediluvianI think I am good at buildings
17:20.47*** join/#sporewiki MasterMachine (4c7c7a6f@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.76.124.122.111)
17:20.50WormyI don't know how to make a cty look good.
17:20.54MasterMachinedamned computers...
17:20.55Wormy*city
17:21.13OluapPlayerI'm too lazy to make good cities
17:21.14XhoMy weak point is buildings as well
17:21.18WormyThey just look like a random jostle of buildings.
17:21.18dino__heloo Oluap and all the others
17:21.21dino__how is everone doing?
17:21.25Wormyfine
17:21.26OluapPlayerI just edit Um's adventures when I want to make a picture on a ship :V
17:21.28Wormyhello
17:21.33OluapPlayerI'm good
17:21.36dino__Ghelae, I saw the part you had written of the Atlantica, very very nice
17:21.47OluapPlayer*picture of a city
17:21.49dino__Oh great to hear :D all
17:22.22GhelaeI deliberately made sure there's no way to tell if the Atlantica are the grey-like beings or not. :D
17:22.25Antediluvian@Oluap: I think Dino makes better cities then I
17:22.30WormyMy creatures can be good if I work hard of them.
17:22.36XhoTell you what, a Black Belt would be good on a CV
17:22.39WormyOTherwise they are crap
17:22.50AntediluvianI think I have improved recently at creatures and outfitting them
17:22.54JoveI can't believe on of my so-so creations got MPN.. that pisses me off to a degree.
17:22.55dino__indeed, th ough they probably wouldn't the mystery could still be :d
17:23.28WormyMy spaceships are getting better however.
17:23.39WormyAnd adventures are quite complex.
17:23.57WormyThe problem is, the more complex an adventure becomes the more breakable they become.
17:24.00JoveAnd I still can't play adventures, which I hate.
17:24.11WormySo my adventures are somewhat ragile.
17:24.16Wormy*fragile
17:24.30Wormysometimes they work, sometimes they glitch up.
17:24.40JoveWell that explains the demise of every recent video game. The more complex, the glitchier.
17:24.42OluapPlayerEverything exploded out of nowhere in your Asgord adventure
17:24.51Wormylol
17:25.12WormyMy Multiverse adventure, it is great, but only 5% of players got to the end.
17:25.21AntediluvianI like when the words, ''exploded'' and ''Asgord'' are used in a sentence.
17:25.25WormyBecause they kept faling off the platform
17:26.00dino__lol
17:26.06WormyI've got two advebtures in the woirks atm
17:26.39OluapPlayerBut the Asgords aren't the ones exploded
17:26.46Jovehttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Joran_Planet_Alliance/Navy#Battleships The top row's my newest ship. The battleship.
17:26.49OluapPlayerThat would be the guy I'm supposed to talk to]
17:26.59OluapPlayeraka adventure failed because of random explosions
17:27.22OluapPlayerI wish Grimbs ran faster
17:27.47WormyMe likes my new design of spaceships http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Magellanic_Sovereignty_of_Planets#Corvielle_Colony_and_Military_Supercarrier
17:28.21OluapPlayerSo, are you gonna make the MSP your new main fiction now?
17:28.29WormyThe explosions are unexplainable.  I err, don't know what I did.
17:28.37WormyYes, for now
17:28.58dino__nice new battle ship
17:29.01WormyUntil the DCP come back after some WTF Quantum mumbo jumbo has Imperious put it.
17:29.10MasterMachineI give up... Sporewiki + Comp at Dads = Everlasting Source of Frustration and Rage (ESFR)
17:29.11WormyThanks!
17:29.19OluapPlayerI think you put too many mines
17:29.38WormyNo mines
17:29.42JoveI agree with Dino. Unique, definitely.
17:29.49OluapPlayerWell Asgords were exploding
17:29.57WormyOhh
17:29.59OluapPlayerA lot of explosions to be exact]
17:30.09WormyI instructed them to pick up time bombs
17:30.21WormySo that they could "pat you to death"
17:30.28Wormy*pet
17:30.29OluapPlayerThough it was pretty funny when you had to attack the city
17:30.36Wormylol
17:30.39OluapPlayerAnd the squeaky adventure music played
17:30.49WormyYour not supposed to win the adventure anyway
17:30.51OluapPlayerIt's like the Asgords were singing it
17:31.03WormyThe Asgords kill you in the end
17:31.15Wormylol
17:31.25JoveThe Death Pet...
17:31.48MasterMachineXD
17:31.50OluapPlayerI played one of your old adventures and I found Dracs on it
17:31.59WormyWhich one?
17:32.11OluapPlayerIt was about escaping a Grox attack
17:32.12WormyThe SSA adventure?
17:32.20OluapPlayerNope
17:32.24WormyHmm
17:32.51WormyI can't remember, I've made so many Grox wars
17:33.40OluapPlayerGrox were forgotten after the Xhodocto came in
17:34.01AntediluvianYes indeed
17:34.04AntediluvianPoor Grox
17:34.06WormyWrath of the Grox maybe
17:34.26OluapPlayerIt's only now that they are being more active in fiction again
17:34.39OluapPlayerI'm contributing by giving people Marinox subspecies :v
17:35.16OluapPlayerMarinox b killin Morties
17:35.17MasterMachineWe need a Grox Civil War...
17:35.25LotGYou copy!
17:35.32MasterMachine???
17:35.46WormyThis is a silly one http://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=advasrch-Wormulon%3Afi-name%2Cauthor%2Ctags%2Cdescription%3Afu-ADV_ATTACK%2CADV_COLLECT%2CADV_DEFEND%2CADV_EXPLORE%2CADV_UNSET%2CADV_PUZZLE%2CADV_QUEST%2CADV_SOCIALIZE%2CADV_STORY%2CADV_TEMPLATE%3Aidx-40%3Afl-NONE
17:35.48OluapPlayershuddup I've been doing this before you
17:35.53LotG=(
17:35.59OluapPlayer:>
17:36.00JoveI think there's been enough civil wars already...
17:36.15Antediluvian@Oluap: I'm too polite to make a story about Morties killing the Marinox
17:36.26The_RandomnessWe're going to be having a Plazith Civil War in a few minutes anyway.
17:36.28MasterMachineMeh.... Wental Grox V/S Bunsen Grox V/S Grox Meta Empire V/S everyone else.... general chaos :)
17:36.34OluapPlayerlol how
17:36.47Jove(I'm folding my laundry.... postpone that a tad bit)
17:36.56OluapPlayerThey are technically your fiction too since they are part of the Cyrannian Grox
17:37.01GhelaeYou forgot KGGC, MM.
17:37.17MasterMachineI did din't I? Them too then :)
17:37.18GhelaeToo major to be clased under "everyone else".
17:37.28WormyKGGC are cry babies
17:37.31AntediluvianOluap, I recommend you play the Republic Senate at Corunnia adventure, it is my best
17:37.43MasterMachineEveryone else included almost all other empires in fiction universe, actually
17:37.51OluapPlayerI will when I return to my gaming computer
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17:38.03MasterMachineHey Dino
17:38.06dino___argh connection issues
17:38.07dino___darn darn darn
17:38.08dino___anyway
17:38.15OluapPlayerKGGC are Junction fanboya
17:38.19OluapPlayerfanboys
17:38.30WormyThey got tossed like toys by the DCP
17:38.44WormyAnd the Kraw cried.
17:39.06AntediluvianAnyway, remember the colony limit idea? When shall we implement that?
17:39.10WormyEmotional folf, aren't they?
17:39.16Wormy*folk
17:39.26MasterMachineNever
17:39.29OluapPlayerDCP is racist for the Kraw Galaxy
17:39.34Wormy^
17:39.44WormyThey want to kill dem all
17:40.08MasterMachineToo bad Kraw has enemies in the Wentalians too...
17:40.12OluapPlayerThe Junction would go against the DCP if they tried to go against the KGGC now
17:40.13MasterMachineMan, Kraw has a lot of enemies
17:40.20WormyThe Kraw galaxy has many enemies.
17:40.46MasterMachineOh, but the Wentalians have colonies in Kraw, would those be attacked by the DCP too?
17:40.51XhoGEEZUS HUGE DEJA VU
17:41.09MasterMachineWHAT?
17:41.10WormyKraw natives
17:41.23WormyDeja Vu
17:41.26Xhohttp://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=sast-500760674366 Anyway, I made a new ship, so ratin' and commentin' would be nice
17:41.31OluapPlayerJunction has few allies but they are protective for them
17:41.37GhelaeOf course, the DCP are also dead...
17:41.45WormyWjhen you feel like you have been in a particular spacetime before
17:41.48MasterMachinefor now...
17:41.50GhelaeOr do the MSP feel the same way?
17:41.52OluapPlayerDCP became Thoi Themek
17:41.58WormyThey might do
17:42.04Wormyand don#t forget
17:42.15WormyThe XhodoctoFinder General
17:42.29XhoI saw an adventure on the Salem Witch Trials
17:42.33GhelaeOh, yeah, he'll definitely hate the Kraw Galaxy.
17:42.38GhelaeAnd everyone else, I imagine.
17:42.44GhelaeBut Kraw will be an easy target.
17:42.49JoveThe Care Bear strikes again!
17:42.49WormyIndeed
17:42.52OluapPlayerShka'Tun always look like bird heads :V
17:43.03OluapPlayerships*
17:43.08The_Randomnessis back
17:43.19WormyCluck cluck cluck cluck
17:44.52Wormy"Why can't I use "u/ur", huh?"
17:45.07WormyCaveman!
17:45.15LotGlol
17:45.16JoveHur dur dur
17:45.21WormyUgg ugg
17:45.23OluapPlayerAs a Loron would say "it makes u look dum"
17:45.26Jovedrools
17:45.50LotGBTW, Wormy, have you done primal Neanderthal yet?
17:45.56Wormynope
17:46.07Wormyi might use my original afterall
17:46.15Wormyjust make it taller in adventures
17:46.20Wormythat simple!
17:46.21LotGKay
17:46.37Wormybrb
17:47.08Jove*The drool starts dripping on LotG's head...
17:47.24Joveugg ugg hur dur
17:47.38MasterMachinetest
17:49.33JoveDamn, I can't write worth a crap at the moment...
17:50.26AntediluvianXho, you have a very apt name on Xbox Live.
17:50.32XhoSí
17:50.48XhoI haven't been on Xbox for....well a few weeks
17:50.55XhoProperly, months
17:50.57*** join/#sporewiki Technobliterator (56b638a2@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.182.56.162)
17:51.02AntediluvianIt says that you have only been offline for a few hours
17:51.04Technobliteratorarrives for 5 minutes
17:51.06AntediluvianHi there
17:51.07LotGYo
17:51.08Technobliteratoryo
17:51.12XhoWell I was on Xbox.com
17:51.14JoveHi there
17:51.25XhoProperly it's been a few months
17:51.37GhelaeHello!
17:51.53OluapPlayerHey Jo
17:52.24dino___hello !
17:52.25dino___Jo!!!!!!!!!!!!
17:54.09AntediluvianGreat new battle, Dino
17:54.59dino___thanks
17:55.16dino___the Remnant will (hopefully if I do not forget about them) m ake more appereances
17:56.01JoveMy mind is mush :/
17:56.14XhoArrrggghghh your arses arses and i'm a Pain Train ded
17:56.30OluapPlayer*hapi hevi*
17:56.39Xholul
17:56.45JoveI is confused :/
17:57.15The_RandomnessJove: Sometimes snacking on something helps.
17:57.31JoveYou're right... I need spaghetti.
17:58.09XhoFor some reason the new Angazhar looks like Draguros on steroids
17:59.08OluapPlayerDraguros - You stealin' my thunder, bitch *erases from existance*
17:59.16XhoAngazhar is ded
17:59.28MasterMachineLeaps into BNSC's talk page and prays for a better response then Xho got
17:59.40XhoAngazhar. Stealing Draguros' thunder since 2010
17:59.45MasterMachineI did offer alliances with my 4 empires thoguh
17:59.48OluapPlayerKoluap - Woot!
17:59.53MasterMachinelol
18:00.53MasterMachineI wonder, will Commander ever use the IRC?
18:01.05JoveSure hope not...
18:01.19JoveI don't like fuzzy. Except harp seals.
18:01.20XhoDitto
18:01.37Technobliteratorsame
18:01.40JoveI had one as a pet once...
18:01.44MasterMachineSee. now that you said that he's gonna show up...
18:01.45The_RandomnessStrawberry yogurt is good. :3
18:01.50JoveDamn that thing was cute as a baby.
18:02.17XhoAlone, Angazhar as 20 parts on his head
18:02.18Xho*has
18:02.26MasterMachineSo, who here hates Commander's guts or otherwise dislikes him?
18:02.33XhoI do
18:02.45OluapPlayerI can't be bothered
18:02.46JoveSame
18:02.52The_RandomnessI don't mind him, I just wish he would retcon his fiction.
18:02.56Jove^
18:03.05JoveAnd the "ur" thing is pissing me off.
18:03.07XhoI didn't, but when he started being a [homophobic reference] to me I want to snap his neck
18:03.15Jove^
18:03.24JoveEpic... just like always, Xho.
18:03.28Xho(Not that I am a homophobe)
18:03.34The_RandomnessHmm, what other wars are currently going on right now?
18:03.46XhoGreat Cyrannus War
18:03.52JoveBesides that....
18:03.56MasterMachineWell, there is the Electrolight Wars, but that's private.
18:03.57XhoThat's the only one I can name off the top of my ehad
18:03.59Xho*head
18:04.05OluapPlayerThere will be one when I bring Borealis back
18:04.11MasterMachineEhad.... sounds like a new name...
18:04.22OluapPlayerWar about Junction and Grox hacking around
18:04.23dino___indeed, not htat many wars are active
18:04.27The_RandomnessHmm, do I add stuff like that to the concurrent wars list?
18:04.43MasterMachine2nd Bunsen War is still alive, but not by much
18:04.50LotGYay, Borealis Zazane come back!
18:05.00OluapPlayerYesh
18:05.05JoveI still have to make my pirate consortium -_-
18:05.11XhoZazane, they haven't warred for a while
18:05.14JoveThey has one reference in my entire fiction....
18:05.14OluapPlayerWe get a way of sticking the natural Zazane in the story
18:05.21OluapPlayerand they meet and do stuff
18:05.34XhoLeegun Zazane
18:05.46OluapPlayerThey probably won't like each other since the original Zazane are nicer now
18:05.47LotGThe Zazane are currently recovering from the Holy Shadow War and Second War of Black Fog.
18:06.08XhoLegion Zazane. All their money went into their costume
18:06.09OluapPlayerFog War didn't affected the Zazane at all
18:06.12OluapPlayerOnly Tyraz
18:06.28LotGActually, many rebellions formed during it.
18:06.30*** join/#sporewiki Um2k9 (562ce982@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.44.233.130)
18:06.30*** mode/#sporewiki [+o Um2k9] by ChanServ
18:06.36Um2k9Internet connection failure.
18:06.40LotGZazane had a tough time putting them to rest.
18:06.41OluapPlayerUm returns
18:06.43OluapPlayerhides
18:07.15Um2k9finds Oluap and gives him to Lezia
18:07.23OluapPlayerI mean, the Corruptus/Marinoxidiz/Loron'Kikra never attacked the Zazane
18:07.28OluapPlayerNuuuuuuuuu
18:07.33OluapPlayerthrows Lezia at Um
18:07.47LotGStill, many rebels appeared during that time.
18:07.52Um2k9Naaghh
18:08.03Um2k9throws Lezia into Koluap's lava bucket
18:08.14OluapPlayerKoluap - Wooo!
18:08.34Um2k9Everyone - Yay!
18:08.36*** join/#sporewiki Irskaad (Irskaad@a89-154-105-164.cpe.netcabo.pt)
18:08.40IrskaadBoo
18:08.44dino___yay?
18:08.47OluapPlayerEek
18:08.48JoveIrsk! Hellow fwiend
18:08.50LotGI might make three special Zazane for Tyraz once I finish Keldar's page.
18:08.52IrskaadHello!
18:08.59OluapPlayerHeh, we talk about Lezia, irsk appears
18:09.00Machine_AwayIrskie!
18:09.03OluapPlayerHello
18:09.08IrskaadHello! :DDD
18:09.17Um2k9Hello Irsk!
18:09.17IrskaadWhat happened to Lezia this time?
18:09.33OluapPlayerShe was thrown into koluap's lava buckets
18:09.35MastermachineThrown into a lava bucket XD
18:09.38IrskaadXD
18:09.40Um2k9By me!
18:09.43IrskaadLol
18:09.52The_Randomnessright clicks on lava with a bucket
18:10.03OluapPlayerPut a quote on Telsar's page, LotG :>
18:10.06The_Randomnessnow has a bucket of lava
18:10.07Mastermachinesend to trash buket
18:10.09IrskaadTahar - *Insults Shu'ulathoi*
18:10.16dino___irsk!
18:10.16LotGI did.
18:10.17dino___Hello
18:10.17Joveis confused
18:10.20dino___how are yo udoing
18:10.21IrskaadHello!
18:10.32OluapPlayerShu'ulathoi - *devours the Tahar's soul*
18:10.35MastermachineSends Lezia's lava remains to his trash bin and emties
18:10.35LotGOh wait, I didn't.
18:10.36IrskaadI am doing well.
18:11.09IrskaadI drove today
18:11.15JoveO_O
18:11.22JoveDid you crash?
18:11.27IrskaadNope :D
18:11.36OluapPlayerHe is ded
18:11.39OluapPlayerGhost Irsk
18:11.42IrskaadNah
18:11.43JovePeoples, I need new music to listen to -_-
18:12.01MastermachineCongrats! bet you were scared shit5less XD
18:12.03IrskaadThere are no ghosts nor souls, so if I died I wouldn't be on IRC XD
18:12.16MastermachineGo to mah favs, 300+ songs waiting XD
18:12.23OluapPlayergoes ghostbusters on Irsk
18:12.23JoveNo...
18:12.25IrskaadI was nervous and a bit scared at first, but I enjoyed it afterwards
18:13.06The_RandomnessJove: Here's some good music (in my opinion at least). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3gORtvPzM8
18:13.11MastermachineYea, that's how driving works. Wait till you try highways... :)
18:13.22IrskaadOh my XD
18:13.27MastermachineJove: Try this too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMxc0OqQT94
18:13.47Jovefacepalm
18:13.49Irskaadhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Twnmhe948A Jove, look
18:13.51JoveI is being bombarded now
18:13.54Mastermachinelol
18:13.56JoveSEE?!?!?!
18:14.06Um2k9Fraking zombies!
18:14.18JoveSCOOTA
18:14.38IrskaadLike it, Jovie? It gets good after  awhile XD
18:14.38MastermachineJove, here's my account, you can friend me if you want. Or just check out the 300+ favs... :D http://www.youtube.com/user/Mastermachine100?feature=mhee
18:14.42Irskaada while*
18:14.49JoveI don't have a youtube...
18:14.56JoveHypa, hypa XD
18:14.59Mastermachineshoked!
18:15.04Mastermachinefail
18:15.11Mastermachinefailed
18:15.25IrskaadHYPER HYPER!
18:15.28JoveYesh, I know. All i have is Facebook, Yahoo, and Wikia (practically a social network anyway)
18:15.34MastermachineHIPER HIPER
18:15.34JoveNo twitter or Youtube..
18:15.55MastermachineU-tube is free you know.
18:16.17JoveIdc...
18:16.34Mastermachineokay...
18:17.35Mastermachine1 piece of gum left... do I save it or eat it now?
18:17.42MastermachineMeh, nom nom nom time
18:18.06JoveEat Eat Eat Eat Eat
18:18.12dino___have to again
18:18.13MastermachineWho is EyeInTheSky?
18:18.14dino___see ya all net time
18:18.15dino___bye
18:18.18The_RandomnessBye
18:18.19Mastermachinecya
18:18.28JoveByez
18:18.29The_RandomnessMasterMachine: Probably Imperios
18:18.33Mastermachineah
18:19.10MasterMachineis frustrated
18:19.16Jovewonders why
18:19.28MasterMachinestupid internets and wikia and whatnot... nothing loads right!
18:20.37MasterMachineThank, gods of the nets, for allowing my loading to work right
18:21.01MasterMachineXho, did you block Commander?
18:21.04IrskaadGods of the nets = Bill Gates
18:21.09MasterMachinelol
18:21.16XhonOPE
18:21.19XhoNope
18:21.30The_RandomnessOops, I think I just accidentally purchased the same song twice.
18:21.34The_Randomness:/
18:21.35MasterMachineOkay, cool. I was worried when he didn't reply to meh lol
18:21.37IrskaadLOL
18:21.39OluapPlayerImma make General Volim's page now
18:21.53JoveHe meant to say not yet...
18:22.32JoveThis rare Lucrehulk model keeps staring at me with a blank face... it has no face O_o
18:22.33MasterMachineHe's probably trying to think of a rant for me, I was very nice will telling him he had screwed up.... or so I thought anyway.
18:22.52The_RandomnessOh well, at least it was just $0.99
18:22.58MasterMachinelol
18:23.20JoveOnly twelve of these models in existence, and I have one of them.
18:23.23MasterMachineDid I miss Techno or has she not come on yet?
18:23.34OluapPlayerYou missed her
18:23.37JoveShe lefted
18:23.39MasterMachinedarnit
18:23.49Jovewamp wamp wamp
18:24.02MasterMachinewhen does she normally show up?
18:24.47Jove'bout...............
18:24.53JoveKepp waiting.......
18:24.53Jove........
18:25.01JoveStill waiting......
18:25.09MasterMachine...
18:25.15LotGShe'll come on at 9:30
18:25.22JoveNOW
18:25.24MasterMachineOkay, thanks
18:25.26JoveDarn it.
18:26.07MasterMachinehey Jove, still need musics?
18:26.14JoveNope
18:26.19MasterMachineaww....
18:26.34MasterMachineI have 300+ songs and no one to share with...
18:26.41MasterMachinecrap, swalled mah gum
18:26.46IrskaadLol
18:26.48MasterMachineswallowed
18:26.49The_Randomnessnom
18:26.54JoveThat's just sad...
18:27.02MasterMachineTime for meh pretzals :)
18:27.12Jove-_O
18:27.14XhoYou'll see that gum again in 15 years time ;)
18:27.16MasterMachinewhat?
18:27.21MasterMachineXD
18:27.32MasterMachineOuh.... not hungry anymore...
18:27.43MasterMachine(says as he's eating pretzals)
18:27.52Xholul
18:28.15Jove...
18:28.20MasterMachinenote to self: when upset, do not punch computer desk. Computer desk will always win
18:28.25JoveI cannot write worth a shiznozzle right now.
18:28.44JoveIt's taken me twenty minutes to think up a full paragraph.
18:28.45Xholol
18:29.05MasterMachineof what?
18:29.16MasterMachinelol
18:29.24JoveI feel like watching a kerfuffle, or however you spell it.
18:29.33JoveSomeone flame BNSC
18:29.38*** join/#sporewiki Wormy (568d762c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.141.118.44)
18:29.40XhoNo thanks
18:29.40MasterMachinewhy?
18:29.48IrskaadWhy?
18:29.53XhoFlaming from me = hurtful insults which will stick with you for weeks
18:29.54JoveI'm bored and my brain is mush again
18:29.59MasterMachinelol, give me a good enough reason and I may just do it...
18:30.08JoveHe completely forgot about you, MM.
18:30.09MasterMachinenot good enough...
18:30.10*** join/#sporewiki Tybusen (48fdaf33@gateway/web/freenode/ip.72.253.175.51)
18:30.16MasterMachineTybusen!
18:30.17JoveHe never cared for you.... he HATES YOU
18:30.21IrskaadTybusen!
18:30.23Wormyhi
18:30.25TybusenWai hello everybody
18:30.29XhoHe's a homophobe
18:30.29JoveDESTROY, DESTROY, DESTROY
18:30.34LotGNo, Jove. Wrong person you are talking about.
18:30.39JoveYeah, what Xho said.
18:30.39IrskaadWas the name Tybusen based on some Martial art?
18:30.48MasterMachineis getting angry (not really)
18:30.52Tybusen...No?
18:30.53Xho-_-
18:30.59Wormylmao
18:31.03XhoGAH WHEN DID TYBUSEN JOIN
18:31.05MasterMachinelol
18:31.12IrskaadThen what was it based on?
18:31.15XhoITS LIKE YOU CAME OUT OF NOWHERE
18:31.16JoveRIGHT ABOUT.....
18:31.16MasterMachine13:30
18:31.18JoveSTILL WAITING
18:31.20TybusenYou no like me Xho?
18:31.21JoveWAITING
18:31.23JoveWAITING!!!!
18:31.25Jove...
18:31.27XhoNo, I like you
18:31.27JoveNOW!
18:31.33MasterMachine...
18:31.34JoveDoes Xho like me?
18:31.34TybusenOkay
18:31.36XhoBut you scared me with your random appearance
18:31.37WormyWhat was Irskaad based on?
18:31.42XhoI like pretty much everyone here
18:31.48XhoYes, you too Machine
18:31.49JovePhew...
18:31.50OluapPlayerXho is baby man
18:31.53IrskaadIrskaad was based on Varkaad, which was based on... nothing.
18:31.58MasterMachineXho: I was about to ask XD
18:31.58LotGWormy: When are Neanderthal Wars starting?
18:32.02TybusenLol
18:32.10IrskaadSo, where did Tybusen came from?
18:32.15WormyAfter I've got some fiction out of the way!
18:32.20OluapPlayerHe likes me the most :>
18:32.24WormyMaybe by the end of the month
18:32.26XhoTybusen always reminds me of Hayabusa
18:32.53JoveBEGON
18:32.57JoveBEGAN
18:32.59MasterMachinelol
18:32.59JoveBACON
18:33.05XhoMANY WORDS
18:33.11IrskaadMANY WORLDS
18:33.19TybusenI'll be right back, my IRC is acting stupid
18:33.19XhoONE RULER
18:33.24MasterMachineSUPERCALAFRLAGERISTICEXPEALDOSIOUS
18:33.32XhoWhoa calm down now :P
18:33.32OluapPlayerONE KING
18:33.34MasterMachineXD
18:33.35JoveSPELL THAT BACKWARDS
18:33.38JoveNO PEEKING
18:33.42MasterMachineoh dear
18:33.46OluapPlayerNOGEB
18:33.56WormyMethionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyl...isoleucine + 189,819 more letters
18:34.00MasterMachineWhat's "Red" backwards?
18:34.00XhoSUOISODLAEPXECITSIREGALRFALACREPUS
18:34.10JoveCHEATER
18:34.10*** join/#sporewiki Tybusen_ (48fdaf33@gateway/web/freenode/ip.72.253.175.51)
18:34.17IrskaadDer(p)
18:34.17Xhowat did I do
18:34.17OluapPlayerRed backwards = blue
18:34.20MasterMachineHi again Tybusen
18:34.26IrskaadTybusen!
18:34.27JoveUsa cheated
18:34.28MasterMachineOP:lol
18:34.30OluapPlayerYou were born
18:34.36XhoD:
18:34.40Jove:D
18:34.43Jove>:D
18:34.47XhoOh god not this again
18:34.49MasterMachine:]
18:34.52OluapPlayer8>
18:34.53JoveOh yes...
18:34.56Wormy:/
18:34.57MasterMachine:[
18:34.58Jove8<
18:34.58Tybusen_I understand none of the comments :3
18:35.03Wormy:@
18:35.05Jove3:
18:35.10MasterMachine:X
18:35.14MasterMachine:o
18:35.18MasterMachineXv
18:35.19Wormy:G
18:35.19Tybusen_XD
18:35.23Wormy:L
18:35.26MasterMachineXw
18:35.26Wormy:Z
18:35.27OluapPlayerI'll just go back to editing
18:35.31IrskaadR17 - RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
18:35.35Tybusen_:Y
18:35.36MasterMachine:'}
18:35.38Wormy>:)
18:35.38Jove\o/
18:35.39Tybusen_Lol
18:35.43Jovestickman!
18:35.48JoveIt messed me up...
18:35.49MasterMachine(o.o)
18:35.54Wormy;¬|
18:35.55Jove-_-
18:36.00MasterMachinelol - Guy drowning
18:36.06Jove\O/
18:36.08IrskaadR17 - RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP IT
18:36.12Jovedarn it
18:36.15The_Randomnessnope.avi
18:36.27The_Randomness:trollface:
18:36.30MasterMachineIrskaad, please do not make fun of R17 when I am around...
18:36.32Jove~_~
18:36.44MasterMachineOoO
18:36.54OluapPlayersaps Random's sentry
18:36.55MasterMachineFish outta water...
18:37.00WormyMaster, he left SporEwiki ecause were using emoticons...
18:37.24Tybusen_That is sorta asking for ridicule.
18:37.51Xhohttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Plazith_Galactic_War This I gotta see
18:38.14MasterMachineI don't want to start an argument, but I honestly don't care. Please don't do it in front of me.
18:38.36WormyWe are not...
18:38.47XhoR17 was never mean to me so I shouldn't really be mean to him
18:38.47TybusenWay
18:38.51Xhoblames wiki
18:38.55Tybusen*What
18:39.04OluapPlayerPlazith Galactic War = Junction gets in and rapes everyone
18:39.10TybusenLol
18:39.17XhoJunction = Xhodocto rape victims :>
18:39.28MasterMachineshudders
18:39.32OluapPlayerdeletes the Xhodocto
18:39.33Xholol
18:39.34OluapPlayerlul
18:39.49XhoASDFASDFASDFASDASDF *Explodes*
18:39.56OluapPlayerded
18:40.04XhoAdding insult to injury, I stole your rage text
18:40.13WormyHECK YES
18:40.16OluapPlayerJunction can't do stuff now, they are still in recovery stage
18:40.38*** join/#sporewiki Jovurhurdur (42cbe77c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.66.203.231.124)
18:40.41The_Randomnesssummons several thousand Pootis Heavies for no reason
18:40.41OluapPlayerSince Xhoddies raped their home dimension and 99% of their territories
18:40.43JovurhurdurGAAAAAHHHHHHHH
18:40.50MasterMachinelol
18:40.54OluapPlayerpoots The_Randomness
18:40.55The_RandomnessConnection issues?
18:40.56Jovurhurdurdrools on everybody
18:41.04Jovurhurdurhur dur
18:41.04MasterMachineeww...
18:41.06TybusenOh boy
18:41.07XhoPOOTIS POOTIS POOTIS
18:41.13JovurhurdurO_O
18:41.26Jovurhurdurflails his arms around randomly like a monkey
18:41.31The_RandomnessJovurhurdur: Connection issues?
18:41.39Jovurhurdurnods his big head
18:41.48XhoBig head
18:41.53WormyDag-nabbit damn it!
18:41.59Dr_HaxHAAAAAAAAAAX
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18:42.05JovurhurdurAHHHHHHHHHHH
18:42.08LotGHello, my comrades. Connection trouble.
18:42.11OluapPlayerPiss off, big-head *sniper.png*
18:42.17OluapPlayerHey again
18:42.19Tybusenshoots Jovurhurdur multiple times, receiving a +5 combo bonus...
18:42.44JovurhurdurI'm da Sniper here, hur dur
18:43.01Jovurhurdurshoots OluapPlayer in the ass
18:43.01OluapPlayerhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TydkMYObGmc
18:43.09OluapPlayerNNggghhhh
18:43.10TybusenTOMAHAWK, GO
18:43.16OluapPlayersaws Jovurhurdur's head off
18:43.37The_Randomnessbackstabs OluapPlayer
18:43.38Xholol Soldier
18:43.39JovurhurdurIt's gonna hurt for a while, ya know :P
18:43.41Jovurhurdurdies
18:43.42Tybusenlaunches twenty Tomahawk Hypercruise Missiles at Jovurhurdur
18:43.53Jovurhurduris gibbed
18:43.56OluapPlayerdies
18:44.18OluapPlayerSoldier. is HIGH. Paainis
18:44.19Xholol the Pootis Heavies
18:44.39OluapPlayer]I have plan. GAAH *BOOM*
18:44.58XhoLOL
18:45.16TybusenWat be happening :/
18:45.21JovurhurdurPAINIS
18:45.23OluapPlayerScience
18:45.24XhoWhy does a Libertus pop out of nowhere
18:45.42OluapPlayerBecause they are cool like that
18:45.57The_Randomnessturns Painis Cupcake into a duck
18:46.15IrskaadDinner, see you soon.
18:46.17WormyOP, what do you think of RubberFruit's tf2 vids?
18:46.18OluapPlayerPainis Duckcake
18:46.29OluapPlayerThey are awesome
18:46.30Xhobrb
18:46.31The_RandomnessOh gosh, what have I created?
18:46.33WormySoldier thinks the sentry is american http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AdhHa0_t_s
18:46.36Wormylol
18:47.27TybusenAMERICA!
18:49.09TybusenWhere be everyone :3
18:49.15OluapPlayerded
18:49.21JovurhurdurOr dying
18:49.25JovurhurdurOr gibbed
18:49.40TybusenI am not dead, so SUCK IT
18:49.55OluapPlayerkills Tybusen
18:49.57OluapPlayerNow you are
18:50.20The_Randomnessded
18:50.29Wormydeded
18:50.36OluapPlayerNot big surprise
18:50.38Wormydeder
18:51.05TybusenGAH IRC IS BEING REALLY STUPID NOW
18:52.29WormyLate and Overeaction!
18:52.36*** join/#sporewiki Tybusen (48fdaf33@gateway/web/freenode/ip.72.253.175.51)
18:52.51The_Randomnessbuilds a dispenser
18:53.14OluapPlayersaps it
18:53.18TybusenWho wants cake?!
18:53.45The_Randomnesswhacks OluapPlayer with his wrench and then unsaps it
18:53.49Tybusen...Nobody?
18:54.22OluapPlayeris ded
18:54.34Tybusen*Lorrelas, while watching this happen, reaches over and steals more of Xho's popcorn*
18:54.55OluapPlayerdeadringers and backstabs The_Randomness
18:55.13The_Randomnesslags slightly and the backstab misses
18:55.27OluapPlayerSpy - FAK
18:55.31The_Randomnessturns OluapPlayer into a golden statue
18:55.47OluapPlayerSpy - I do believe I'm ded.
18:56.33TybusenI do believe everyone is dead now :3
18:57.16OluapPlayer~poke Tybusen
18:57.16infobotACTION cuts down a small tree, sneaks up behind Tybusen, pokes Tybusen repeatedly, hilarity ensues.
18:58.08TybusenOI WHAT THE FRAK
18:58.35OluapPlayer:>
18:58.46Tybusen~shoot OluapPlayer
18:58.46infobotACTION shoots OluapPlayer in the foot with a phase pistol!
18:59.00OluapPlayerdies
18:59.12TybusenNow everyone is dead.
18:59.18The_RandomnessNope
18:59.24Um2k9stands on Tybusen
18:59.41TybusenDANG IT
18:59.55Irskaad*Lezia pets everyone*
19:00.10WormyTake it like a man, shorty.
19:00.10Um2k9~revive OluapPlayer
19:00.10infobotACTION performs the Heimlich, mouth-to-mouth, shock treatment and anything else necessary to revive OluapPlayer
19:00.15The_Randomnessturns Lezia into an inanimate object
19:00.23WormyHoo wee, would ya look at that?
19:00.27Irskaadhttp://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd465/R17rFunny/TrollingSporeWiki.png?t=1304292981 Zazane warriors never cry, R17.
19:00.32Tybusenrepeatedly shoots Lezia, only to realize SHE NEVER DIES
19:00.47OluapPlayeris no longer ded
19:01.01Um2k9~kill OluapPlayer
19:01.01infobotACTION shoots a super-inverse pseudoproton gun at OluapPlayer
19:01.24OluapPlayerded again
19:01.38WormyC'mere, sissy!
19:01.53Um2k9~dance on OluapPlayer's corpse
19:01.53infoboton OluapPlayer's corpse, dance with me! Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' Elive, stayin' Elive
19:02.38OluapPlayerhaunts Um2k9
19:03.07*** join/#sporewiki Tybusen (48fdaf33@gateway/web/freenode/ip.72.253.175.51)
19:03.20Irskaad~Antitheist
19:03.20infobotSee: Tahar Empire
19:03.30Um2k9uses his vacuum machine on OluapPlayer
19:03.30TybusenI HAVE RETURNED
19:04.40OluapPlayerpossesses the vacuum machine
19:05.10Um2k9switches off the vacuum machine and delivers it to Lezia's house.
19:05.24Tybusenghetto-stomps Um2k9 TO DA GROUND
19:05.39Um2k9stands on Tybusen again
19:05.49Um2k9unleashes Lezia on Tybusen
19:06.21TybusenR17-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEE *explodes spontaneously*
19:06.28IrskaadLol
19:07.14Tybusen*Um2k9 is blown away by the resulting explosion, while Lezia pets R17's charred remains*
19:08.00Um2k9morphs into Lezia and begins to pet OluapPlayer
19:08.21OluapPlayerkills Um2k9/Lezia
19:08.36Tybusenunleashes Chuck Norris on Um2k9
19:09.11TybusenSo Um was Lezia all along.., Scary thought
19:09.17Leziapets Chuck Norris
19:09.23*** join/#sporewiki MasterMachine (4c7c7a6f@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.76.124.122.111)
19:09.28IrskaadMachina!
19:09.30The_Randomnessturns Lezia into a duck
19:09.39MasterMachineah, glitchy computers... gotta love em :)
19:09.52Leziaexplodes from the duck's stomach
19:10.09Leziapets The_Randomness
19:10.12Tybusen*Chuck Norris pets Lezia even harder and crushes her head*
19:10.28Leziacontinues petting Chuck Norris
19:10.34The_Randomnessturns Lezia into a few photons
19:10.49TybusenMM, it turns out Um was Lezia all along...
19:10.55MasterMachinelol
19:10.55Leziaappears behind The_Randomness and begins petting
19:11.05The_Randomnessexplodes
19:11.22Leziapets what remains of the Randomness
19:11.26MasterMachinelol
19:11.32The_RandomnessThat's nasty.
19:11.36Tybusen*Chuck Norris calls his friend, Mr. T to help vanquish Lezia
19:11.49Leziapets Mr. T
19:12.05TybusenI PITY THE FOO WHO PETS ME!
19:12.13MasterMachineGodman arrives to help Mr. T and Chuck Norris defeat the noctorious Lezia....
19:12.19Leziacontinues petting
19:12.35Tybusen*Mr.T royally backslaps Lezia in the face
19:12.51Leziafalls to the ground
19:13.00TybusenYay!
19:13.12Lezia*A thousand Lezia's appear behind Mr. T*
19:13.58Leziabegins petting
19:13.59TybusenIs there enough cuteness left in the world to sustain 1,000 Lezias?
19:14.24LeziaThis is boring me.
19:14.30Tybusen*Leonidas and 299 Spartans appear behind Lezia*
19:14.56Irskaad~Um9k2
19:15.05TybusenFail
19:15.09IrskaadXD
19:15.13Tybusen:P
19:15.14Um2botIt is spelt Um2k9
19:15.35Irskaad*To Um2bot* ~TIAF
19:15.52TybusenBigger fail
19:15.58IrskaadWhy?
19:16.00Tybusen~tiaf
19:16.00infobotThe TIAF is epic win. And their name Iis f***ing awesome.
19:16.13Um2botI heard that the TIAF stands for the Tybusen Intergalactic Allied Federation
19:16.19TybusenThere we go :P
19:16.44TybusenYessir it does
19:16.55Irskaad*To Um2bot* ~Irskaad
19:17.03Um2botWho?
19:17.21Um2botAs far as I know, Irskaad is a Shu-fanboy
19:17.21IrskaadOk... *To Um2bot* ~Tahar
19:17.27IrskaadXD
19:17.39TybusenLol
19:18.03Tybusen*To Um2bot* URC
19:18.21Um2botI heard that the URC is the greatest empire to have ever existed.
19:18.50TybusenLol
19:19.03IrskaadYou never answered the Tahar one
19:19.07MasterMachineThe_Randomness: Is the Plazith Galactic War private, or can anyone join? (BTW, I asked on it's talk page too)
19:19.31The_RandomnessMasterMachine: This first part of it will be private.
19:19.40MasterMachineaww....
19:20.00MasterMachineWell, the Wentalians will get involved when it becomes an open war.
19:21.33TybusenExpect the TIAF's Milky Way territories to get involved (until Bunsen is reunited with First Gig, the intergalactic territories are a separate nation)
19:23.00TybusenMasterMachine, you gotta help me write the BGR-WG battle for 2nd Bunsen War
19:23.42MasterMachineTybusen: Sure, as soon as you need me too.
19:24.37TybusenHold that thought
19:24.38The_Randomness~vanish
19:24.38infobotACTION poofs
19:24.56MasterMachinereally?
19:25.44*** join/#sporewiki Tybusen (48fdaf33@gateway/web/freenode/ip.72.253.175.51)
19:27.23*** join/#sporewiki Xho (5acc513c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.90.204.81.60)
19:27.31XhoMe is back
19:27.34TybusenNow what were you saying, MasterMachine?
19:27.39MasterMachineTybusen, my Sporewiki and internets are acting up, so I may not be skilled with the editing thing...
19:27.47OluapPlayerhai Xho
19:31.06OluapPlayertset
19:31.13Xhotest
19:31.24OluapPlayertests Xho
19:31.32Xhopasses
19:31.41OluapPlayer:<
19:31.48Xho:>
19:32.03*** part/#sporewiki Ghelae_away (519d5cef@gateway/web/freenode/ip.81.157.92.239)
19:32.22OluapPlayerI wanna bring Borealis back nooooow
19:33.20OluapPlayerKicaths could do stuff in there
19:33.36XhoYeah
19:33.40XhoWhy aren't you bringing it back now?
19:33.55OluapPlayerdunno if I should
19:34.00OluapPlayerBecause of the whole cleanslate
19:34.18XhoAll it does for me is edit a map
19:34.42XhoRight now i'm doing a new Angazhar image
19:34.47OluapPlayerMaybe I can turn Borealis into a satellite
19:34.51XhoCause I gave Angazhar his old hands and feet back
19:36.14OluapPlayerIt was a small galaxy already
19:36.19OluapPlayerMake it even smaller
19:36.26OluapPlayerTiny place full of big people
19:36.45Xholol
19:36.56XhoWell yeah, the residents are huge
19:37.01XhoEven the non-native
19:37.17OluapPlayerWell only the Zoles, Wranploers and Junction synths are large
19:39.06OluapPlayerIf I turn it into a satellite, maybe it won't need to be destroyed later
19:39.21XhoNope
19:39.47OluapPlayery u destroi borealis
19:40.29XhoDunno
19:40.44XhoI like teh lulz of ITTY BITTY MORTALS DYING
19:40.45OluapPlayerur dum
19:41.04OluapPlayergo make krathman's miniportrait
19:43.05OluapPlayer~poke Um2k9
19:43.05infobotACTION cuts down a small tree, sneaks up behind Um2k9, pokes Um2k9 repeatedly, hilarity ensues.
19:43.31Um2k9:<
19:43.48OluapPlayer:>
19:43.59OluapPlayerUm, would you mind if I brough the Borealis Galaxy back?
19:45.19XhoOh this image is beast
19:45.34OluapPlayerrates the image down
19:45.42Um2k9I wouldn't mind at all.
19:45.42XhoD:
19:45.50OluapPlayerYey
19:46.06OluapPlayerSince the CAS is in there, you could do stuff in there as well
19:46.24XhoShellious don't look cute anymore
19:46.29XhoSo I can tolerate them
19:46.48OluapPlayerTwinkyface changed them?
19:47.11Xhohttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/7/79/Angazhar18-2-2.png New beast image of Angazhar
19:48.13OluapPlayerShu'ulathoi - Showoff.
19:48.41XhoYou see, below that image he is standing on top of Shu'Wokerama to make him look taller
19:49.02Um2k9Is it wrong of me to be throwing grenades at Bearians in GA?
19:49.09XhoNope
19:49.12XhoNot at all
19:49.13OluapPlayerShu'wokerama - GTFO me
19:49.23XhoAngazhar - YOU STAY DOWN
19:49.40OluapPlayerShu'wokerama - YOU AINT NO BOSS OF ME
19:49.47XhoAngazhar - >:::C
19:50.00Um2k9Oh my, the Bearian survived while flying through the air, but landed in lava.
19:50.09OluapPlayerShu'wokerama - >::<
19:50.21XhoROUND 1 -- FIGHT!
19:50.48OluapPlayerAngry face competition
19:51.03Um2k9Commentator - Angazhar appears to be standing on Shu'wok, how will he react?
19:51.17OluapPlayerShu'wokerama wins since Angazhar has no face :>
19:51.31XhoThat or Angazhar is permanently angry face :::>
19:51.51OluapPlayer::<
19:51.56*** join/#sporewiki Ghelae (519d5cef@gateway/web/freenode/ip.81.157.92.239)
19:52.03OluapPlayerHey Ghelae
19:52.07GhelaeHello!
19:52.09Um2k9~give Ghelae a hug
19:52.09infobotACTION gives a hug to Ghelae
19:52.19Ghelaetakes the hug and puts it on his desk
19:52.21GhelaeThanks.
19:52.25OluapPlayerGhelae, would you mind if I brough the Borealis Galaxy back now?
19:52.32GhelaeWhy would I?
19:52.40OluapPlayerdunno
19:52.44GhelaeRight now would be the best time, as it would be as if it had never left.
19:53.40GhelaeJudging by this map: http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110621141760/spore/images/7/72/FirstGigaquadrantBeta.png it would probably be in that little (well, multi-megaparsec) gap in the Archdemon Wall to the south-east of the Xonexi Cluster.
19:54.26OluapPlayerI don't think Borealis was included in that map
19:54.36GhelaeNo, it wasn't.
19:54.42GhelaeIt's only been introduced recently.
19:54.52GhelaeBut IIRC, that's approximately where you told me it would go.
19:55.13OluapPlayerIf it returns, I was thinking on turning it into a satellite
19:55.20OluapPlayerLike what happened to the Kraw Galaxy
19:55.36GhelaeMaybe... but satellites generally need a good reason for how they're able to hold life.
19:55.53GhelaeThe Quadrants and Girdo are both the result of Ultraterrestrial intervention, for example.
19:56.09OluapPlayerWhy would satellites be different from bigger galaxies in that matter?
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19:56.38GhelaeThey're a lot smaller. Amongst other things, it would result in much more gravitational disruption from the galaxy that it orbits around.
19:57.02GhelaeAnd as far as life-bearing terrestrial planets are concerned, gravitational disturbances are a bad thing.
19:57.11OluapPlayerHmm
19:57.23XhocoughJUNCTIONcough
19:57.34MasterMachineWho would win, the US or China?
19:57.36GhelaeOn the interstellar scale, it could disrupt orbits of stars around the galaxy, resulting in them being plunged into areas of high radiation or having comets thrown at the orbiting planets.
19:57.56GhelaeXho: Wasn't Borealis supposed to have been life-bearing before the Junction arrived?
19:58.17OluapPlayerBorealis has life since at least 4 billion years ago when the Grox colonized it
19:58.20GhelaeMasterMachine: Depends on who had the best anti-nuke defences.
19:58.34XhoHur plothole
19:58.53OluapPlayerThe Junction are a very recent empire in there
20:00.28OluapPlayerI'll just make it a normal galaxy then. Not as far from the rest as before, though.
20:01.13MasterMachineGhelae: Nukes aren't everything. China is the source of pretty much everything not edible in america (i once found a US flag with "Made in China" on it) so they have that to back them too...
20:03.26Um2k9Is it strange that Anteddy has more allies then enemies?
20:03.31OluapPlayer~seen Wormy
20:03.39infobotwormy <568d762c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.141.118.44> was last seen on IRC in channel #sporewiki, 1h 2m 1s ago, saying: 'C'mere, sissy!'.
20:03.44OluapPlayerI don't think so
20:03.59OluapPlayerShu'wokerama also has more allies than enemies
20:05.22OluapPlayerWhen Anteddy goes around terrorizing peepz his enemy list will grow
20:06.31Um2k9Yay
20:06.41XhoShu'Wokerama, Antediluvian and Angazhar
20:06.44XhoSome badass trio
20:07.18OluapPlayerRock band
20:07.51XhoShu'Wokerama sings like a gurl
20:07.51Um2k9I'm uploading a picture of some Asgord enjoying a bath.
20:08.01Xho...of lava?
20:08.08OluapPlayerShu'wokerama has no gender u dum
20:08.09Um2k9Indeed
20:08.24OluapPlayerNew Shellious are fugly
20:08.24Xhohttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/d/d7/Angazhar18-2Banner.png New user banner
20:08.57XhoTrue
20:09.09IrskaadWhat's that font you used? :D Cool banner!
20:09.34Um2k9http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/8/81/Lolwut.png - Here it is.
20:09.46IrskaadLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
20:09.47XhoFont? I refuse to say, because I have paranoia over users sappin' mah fonts
20:09.51OluapPlayerAwesome banner, Xho
20:10.23OluapPlayer"Creating nightmares of the mortal world"
20:10.29OluapPlayerlul Shu
20:10.49XhoDemons, under Angazhar's opinion account for everything that's under the Pantheon of Chaos
20:10.59XhoUhhhhh
20:11.09OluapPlayerSo Shu's in there
20:11.13XhoIt's almost if those Asgord are in Hell and are oblivious to it
20:11.25XhoEspecially that one on the right
20:11.33OluapPlayerAsgord - Hell is so cute!
20:11.58IrskaadKalimingrad - Hell is conquerable.
20:12.13XhoAngazhar - no u *Drags him into Hell*
20:12.25OluapPlayerShu'ulathoi - Hell is a cool home, I got plenty of space.
20:12.35XhoAngazhar - no u *Drags Shu into Hell*
20:12.38IrskaadKalimingrad - Ouch, it's hot. *Walks around in search of a castle*
20:12.54Um2k9Lezia - Hell is so cute!
20:13.25OluapPlayerShu - lol angazhar I'm already in hell
20:13.31XhoIn all honesty I find Angazhar cuter than Lezia
20:13.37IrskaadKalimingrad - I hire you to join me in my search for a hell castle for myself!
20:13.39LeziaAww, it's a deemon. So cute. *hugs demon*
20:13.56Xho*Demon's leg horns gore Lezia on his leg*#
20:14.02OluapPlayerI find the Grox cuter than Lezia
20:14.30Leziaruns around hugging everything because she's indestructable and has no sense of "too much"
20:14.48IrskaadKalimingrad - *Follows her*
20:15.00Lezia*me becomes giant and hugs all of hell in one fell swoop...
20:15.10Leziabecomes giant and hugs all of hell in one fell swoop...
20:15.14IrskaadKalimingrad - HYPER HYPER!
20:15.24OluapPlayerWell, lezia isn't indestructable in Hell
20:15.30OluapPlayerEverything in there can kill her for good
20:15.58XhoThe Xhodocto's head is inspired by Night Terror from SC III if anyone's wondering
20:16.00MasterMachineNope. Not even hell itself can kill Lezia. She's stronger then all the Xhodocto and Ravenrii combined XD
20:16.25OluapPlayerRavenrii are the weakest of the Omni 4 tbh
20:17.43MasterMachineyea... also the newest I think?
20:17.53OluapPlayerNope
20:17.59OluapPlayerNewest are the Xol'Etra
20:18.01IrskaadKalimingrad - Foul smell? I'll cover my ears. Bad breathing? I'll wear a breather. Demons? Nothing shielding can't defend against. Screaming? Got ear protectors. Darkness? Got night vision. In conclusion, I can tame hell.
20:18.32OluapPlayerShu - *stomps and kills Kalimingrad* lolno
20:18.37XhoXD
20:18.45Um2k9lol
20:18.56IrskaadThat's what I would do if I went to hell, get those items
20:19.31Um2k9What about the eternal torture?
20:19.40IrskaadGot shielding.
20:20.17OluapPlayerShielding wouldn't defend you from Shu stomping
20:20.19Um2k9Something tells me that won't work.
20:20.20OluapPlayerBoom boom
20:20.33Irskaad*Turns on shielding in hell*
20:20.54Um2k9*Shu stands on Irskaad*
20:21.15Irskaad*Reforms, then walks for 12000 miles
20:21.16Irskaad*
20:21.28OluapPlayerAsgord'Kikra - Can I pet you AND KILL YOU AFTER you are so cute! *pets Irskaad*
20:21.57IrskaadAwwwwwwwww... :D
20:22.34Xho12000 miles? Hell's walked length is over 1 trillion light years
20:22.54OluapPlayerIt gets bigger everytime Kamik'Shi gets bored
20:24.06Xholol
20:24.50IrskaadIrskaad - Hell cannot take me! Take that, devil!
20:25.16OluapPlayerRandom demon - *eats Irskaad*
20:25.29Irskaad*Reforms* I will not die! ;D
20:25.53OluapPlayerYou aren't a demon to reform
20:26.14Xho-_-
20:26.24XhoAngazhar - Come back from this bitch
20:26.35Xho*Erases his essence from existence*
20:26.43IrskaadOh noes
20:27.10XhoAngazhar - ALL OF YOU ARE STOOPID
20:27.35OluapPlayerShu - NEGATORY
20:31.04OluapPlayerWiki is being shonky
20:31.14Xho"Ways of Xhodocto warfare" a.k.a. killing billions in a split second
20:32.09OluapPlayerlol
20:36.45Um2k9http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC7PD25TTRU&feature=related - This is great!
20:37.10XhoI never found Little Britain funny
20:37.34Um2k9I prefer the Catherine Tate Show
20:37.52*** join/#sporewiki Jove (42cbe77c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.66.203.231.124)
20:38.09Joveboo
20:38.15Xhooob
20:38.23JoveO_o
20:39.30OluapPlayerHi
20:39.46JoveHello
20:40.31*** join/#sporewiki Technobliterator (56b638a2@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.182.56.162)
20:40.40OluapPlayerHey Jo
20:40.42Technobliteratoryo
20:40.43JoveHaithar
20:41.09TechnobliteratorOluapPlayer: OI DUMBO WHY ENT YOO ON STEEM
20:41.45OluapPlayerTechnobliterator: NO STEEM TIL NEXT WEEK MAN TOLD YA ALREADY
20:41.55TechnobliteratorDATS STOOPID MAN
20:42.08OluapPlayerSTOOPID LIKE YA MOM
20:42.31TechnobliteratorYA DAD
20:42.35Xho-_-
20:42.42Jove^
20:42.50OluapPlayerv
20:42.56XhoBlorx
20:43.12TechnobliteratorSHUT UP XHO YOR MOMS STOOPID
20:43.25Xho...
20:44.01Technobliteratoromgg i love this song
20:46.08XhoYes.
20:46.28OluapPlayerseY
20:46.35JoveProbably a Kanye West song
20:46.42Technobliteratorit isnt actually
20:46.49JoveThat's a first :P
20:46.56Technobliteratorhttp://www.vevo.com/watch/rick-ross/aston-martin-music/USUV71002136
20:47.00Technobliteratorso calming
20:47.06Technobliteratorand so awesome
20:47.30JoveI hate Vevo so much
20:47.44XhoWell if Vevo was alive I guess it would hate you as well
20:47.59Technobliteratorwhy?
20:48.00Technobliteratorwhat's wrong with vevo?
20:48.03JoveProbably.
20:48.17JoveThe ads. I hate the ads they have on Youtube.
20:48.26Technobliteratorthat isn't vevo's fault
20:48.30Technobliteratorthat's google
20:48.31JoveOf course, without them we'd probably have to pay to watch Youtube vid's.
20:48.43JoveBut they're only on Vevo videos...
20:48.43Technobliteratorgoogle did that, not youtube
20:48.50OluapPlayerI remember Vevo blocked Meet the Scout for a while. It was uploaded on  Valve's channel.
20:48.51Technobliteratorno they arent only on vevo videos
20:49.00JoveSeems like it.
20:49.03Technobliteratorthere's plenty others
20:49.07Technobliteratorthat have ads
20:49.13JoveMachinima....
20:49.15JoveMy bad.
20:49.23Technobliteratoranyone with a youtube partnership has ads on their vids
20:49.30Technobliteratorvevo is an example
20:49.44JoveMeh, you're right. I don't know anything about Youtube.
20:49.51Joveshuts up
20:50.23Technobliteratorno it's not your fault
20:50.39Technobliteratorit's a million fags who have no idea what they're on about and tell everyone it's vevo's fault
20:50.57JoveGuess you're right..
20:51.30OluapPlayerStill, Vevo caused Meet the Scout to be blocked in Valve's channel. Valve being the makers of the video.
20:51.48XhoQatar gets 71 mm of rain a year. Average temperature is 45 degrees. Mush paradise.
20:52.04Technobliteratortest
20:52.13TechnobliteratorOluapPlayer: you sure that's the same vevo?
20:52.32OluapPlayerTechnobliterator: dunno, it said it was blocked by Vevo
20:53.24Technobliteratortest
20:53.31JoveMeh, I'm starting to hate my spaceships -_-
20:54.53XhoHaters gotta hate
20:55.17Technobliteratorsinging through a straw seems different lol
20:55.19JoveMhmm
20:55.25Technobliteratorit's weird
20:57.57*** join/#sporewiki LotG (569a2425@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.154.36.37)
20:58.08LotGHello, my comrades! I got defeated by Tau Strike Forces!
20:58.17Joveshoots LotG
20:58.31JoveBegone, foo
20:58.31LotGgets out Tau Pulse Rifle
20:58.35LotGlolwut?
20:58.41Jovebegone foo
20:58.45OluapPlayerHey LotG
20:59.05IrskaadGotta go, bye.
20:59.08LotGshoots Jove through the chest with the Pulse Rifle
20:59.08Xhobai
20:59.12LotGcya
20:59.15JoveThat hurted
20:59.18OluapPlayerBye
20:59.19JoveBye Xho
20:59.30JoveWhy must I always die...
20:59.31XhoNo I was saying bai to Irsk
20:59.35JoveOh lol
20:59.38JoveHi Xho
20:59.47XhoHey you ran me over like six times the other day
21:00.09Um2k9bbl
21:00.09JoveHehe...
21:00.16LotGcya Um2
21:00.18JoveBut then you became a demon and ate me.
21:00.21JoveByez
21:00.32MasterMachinetest
21:00.51JoveIt's so tempting to say it... the dreaded joke.
21:00.58LotGtset
21:01.02JoveGAHHHHH
21:01.13Jovevaporizes LotG
21:01.17JoveThat'll teach you, buddy.
21:01.39LotGconsumes and poisons Jove as vapourized gas
21:01.48*** join/#sporewiki Technobliterator (56b638a2@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.182.56.162)
21:01.53LotGYo Techno
21:01.54JoveWait... you ate me then you poison me?
21:01.59JoveHaithar again jo
21:02.18LotGNo, I consumed you (surrounded) then poisoned you.
21:02.20Technobliteratorhi again
21:02.25JoveOh that consumed...
21:02.28JoveAlright, I see.
21:02.36Jove*cough cough*
21:02.42OluapPlayerHey
21:02.46JoveThat poison tickles my stomach, you know.
21:02.46Technobliteratorhas anyone uploaded kol daren?
21:02.55LotGDamn I forgot to ask
21:03.09Technobliteratorsomeone upload Kol Daren please
21:03.09JoveO_o ooooooooooohhh
21:03.34OluapPlayerHuh?
21:03.55JoveI maded a white/black Jovar and blue/white variant too. For mesa fiction.
21:04.06Technobliteratorkol daren
21:04.07Technobliteratorneeds uploading
21:04.26JoveThe most BAMF mortal Kol Daren?
21:04.35OluapPlayerAnd you can't do that because?
21:05.02Technobliteratori told you before, i cannot use pngs for some stupid reason
21:05.19Technobliteratorhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Ottzelloan-Mainstream_Hybrid.png
21:05.29Technobliteratorlotg has no sporepedia
21:05.34LotG=(
21:05.41JoveIts like pink and purple and stuffs
21:05.51OluapPlayerUhh nevermind, I don't get it
21:06.15LotGIts red, not purple
21:06.24LotGpink*
21:06.32TechnobliteratorOluapPlayer: dont get what?
21:06.33JoveAh
21:06.35JoveMy bad
21:07.03OluapPlayerTechnobliterator: If the PNG is already in Sporepedia, why do you need to upload it?
21:07.10Technobliteratorit isnt in sporepedia
21:07.13Technobliteratorit's on sporewiki
21:07.19Technobliteratorwe just need it shared on sporepedia
21:07.33OluapPlayerOooooh
21:07.37OluapPlayerYou want to share it
21:07.41OluapPlayerI get it now
21:08.31Technobliteratorsorry i should have made myself more clear
21:08.57OluapPlayerI though upload meant you wanted to upload it to the wiki
21:09.43Technobliteratornah lol
21:10.20OluapPlayerOh btw
21:10.27OluapPlayerBorealis will return pretty soon now
21:10.54LotGYay!
21:12.39Technobliteratorwoop woop
21:14.40MasterMachinehey, techno!
21:14.52Technobliteratorhii
21:15.12LotGOluapPlayer: Can you share Kol Daren's png on Sporepedia?
21:16.02OluapPlayerLotG: I don't have Spore right now, and I can't share creatures with Creepy & Cute parts
21:16.16TechnobliteratorJove: can you share?
21:16.18LotGDamn
21:16.40JoveYeah, but my computer's so slow and buggy it might crash..
21:16.49JoveI'll try later if I get a chance though.
21:17.16MasterMachinegahhh.... why, sporewiki, why???
21:17.53TechnobliteratorGhelae_away: come back :/
21:18.03TechnobliteratorXho: can you share?
21:18.35Xhoniet
21:18.43Technobliterator?
21:18.52LotGno =(
21:19.22Technobliteratorur so gay xho
21:19.30Technobliteratorwhere's irskaad when you need him
21:19.41MasterMachineurg
21:20.11MasterMachineTechno, if I may politly request that you not use "gay" in a negative fasion while I'm around...
21:20.58Technobliteratorif i may politely request you get over it and accept that there are worst things that could be said?
21:21.00LotGits just a word, it means nothing
21:21.18Technobliteratorexactly :/
21:22.12JoveNot again...
21:22.20LotGrelax
21:22.23MasterMachineWhy is it that trying to be polite always get me yelled at?
21:22.42Technobliteratorwas that yelling?
21:22.57Technobliteratorand it isn't being polite, it's being either annoying/disruptive
21:23.32Technobliteratorputting it across in a polite way makes it no less annoying :/
21:24.11Technobliteratorcos millions of people say that, and you said you're 17 so how come you still tkae it so offensive? :S
21:24.34Technobliteratorespecially when it's just a joke
21:24.49XhoIf you would politely shut up, then maybe we wouldn't be talking about this
21:24.57XhoThat's to all of you by the way
21:26.21MasterMachineWell, my mom happens to be gay(and I'm still deciding), and I just don't like when people use gay in a nagative fasion I get upset... on a network like this I ask others to stop...
21:26.29MasterMachineOh, and I'm done
21:27.14Technobliteratoryou mean she happens to be homosexual? have i not already discussed this?
21:28.09XhoNo and don't even start
21:28.19XhoTalking about things like this is never on the agenda
21:28.44MasterMachineNo Comment
21:29.00Technobliteratorcomments
21:29.47Xhoomg wat
21:29.53XhoJovar have racial persecution?
21:29.56XhoWhat bastards
21:30.12Technobliterator>wat
21:30.18JoveMhmm
21:31.03Jove'tis be a shame, if i do say so myself..
21:32.15MasterMachineThe Jovar can be mean...
21:32.58JoveAll dem white and black Joves are pirates now.
21:33.10MasterMachinecrosses fingers as he reloads the wiki-activity page, hoping that his computer won't screw around with him again and give him the glitched up page...
21:33.25Technobliteratorpeople actually use wikia activity?
21:33.28MasterMachinewow
21:33.50MasterMachineGAH! Stupid computer.... and yes, I do
21:33.52Technobliteratoras if people use that crap? :S
21:34.00MasterMachineI don't know of any other way to figure out what blogs are being posted in :D
21:34.06JoveI do too occasionally....
21:34.11Technobliteratorrecent changes?
21:34.12Technobliteratormuch better
21:34.29MasterMachineRecent Changes?
21:34.33Technobliteratorwikia activity is just a crappy bloggy version of recent changes with way less features
21:34.48Technobliteratoralong with blogs, the stupidest thing wikia ever made
21:34.49MasterMachineHow do I find this wonderful recent cahnges page?
21:35.01Technobliteratorspecial:recentchanges
21:35.09MasterMachinethank you
21:35.14MasterMachinegoes off to try it out
21:35.34JoveThinking, I am...
21:36.23MasterMachineOMG, awesome page!
21:36.28TechnobliteratorJove: wat
21:36.35JoveMy pirate confederacy..
21:36.37MasterMachineExplains how Twinky knew when I was deleting all mah stuff lol
21:36.50MasterMachineI was baffled
21:36.52Technobliteratorof course
21:37.07Technobliteratorwikia should never have introduced blogs or wikia activity
21:37.09Technobliteratorat all
21:37.10JoveI'm making a flag for it.
21:38.34MasterMachinewell, blogs I think were at least useful. Wiki activity is useless to me now.
21:39.19Technobliteratori dont see any uses in blogs myself
21:39.27Technobliteratoroh well
21:39.57*** part/#sporewiki Ghelae_away (519d5cef@gateway/web/freenode/ip.81.157.92.239)
21:40.19JoveMy mind is so blank right now.
21:43.07Xhohurrrr
21:43.26Jovehur dur ugg ugg
21:44.09MasterMachineooglie booglie
21:46.27LotGHUR
21:48.01XhoHmmm
21:48.23XhoIn Vyraklish, Xhodocto means 'Pure viciousness'.
21:48.42JoveThat must be a coincidence...
21:48.46LotGLOL
21:49.59XhoKamik Shi means 'Ultimate Death'
21:50.11Jove-_-
21:55.51Xhotest
21:56.22Technobliteratorstops everyone from saying tset cos that joke is old
21:56.26LotG......
21:56.56XhoIt is horribly overdone
21:57.02Technobliteratordamn right
21:58.15LotGKol Daren - *pushes over a Naxridon* What you gonna do?
21:59.27Technobliteratorzr'hloth - OMD MAN I WANTED TA DO DAT
21:59.50XhoNothing
22:00.01LotGKol Daren - *pushes over Zr'Ahgloth* What you gonna do?
22:01.11Technobliteratorzr'ahgloth - OI LEEV ME ALONE YA BULLY :(
22:01.22MasterMachine.
22:01.46XhoAngazhar - *Pushes Kol Daren through a wall* Whoops.
22:02.06TechnobliteratorZr'Ahgloth - GET LOST MAN YOR NOT IN FICTION NO MOR
22:02.23*** join/#sporewiki OluapPlayer (c90fa3b8@gateway/web/freenode/ip.201.15.163.184)
22:02.26LotGKol Daren - *gets up and brushes himself off* No beef, Angazhar.
22:02.26TechnobliteratorZr'Ahgloth - I CANT BELEEV I GOTTA PUT UP WIV YOO IN INTERVENTION AN DA TERMINAL POINT LOSA
22:02.40*** mode/#sporewiki [+o OluapPlayer] by ChanServ
22:02.43XhoAngazhar - *Grabs Zr'Ahgloth* BRING IT YOU INSECT
22:02.50OluapPlayerBack
22:03.09Technobliteratorohi
22:03.19OluapPlayerI'm missing a roleplay :<
22:03.22TechnobliteratorZr'Ahgloth - YA MOMS AN INSECT
22:03.28Technobliteratorit only just started
22:03.31LotGKol Daren - *covers his eyes*
22:03.38Xho-_-
22:03.40LotGKol Daren - Its gonna get ugly.
22:03.51XhoAngazhar - YA MOM REALLY IS ONE
22:04.24OluapPlayerKoluap - *appears out of nowhere* Heeey what's going on
22:04.25TechnobliteratorZr'Ahloth - AR YOO STOOPID YA MOMS MOMS AN INSECT
22:04.30LotGKol Daren - *chuckles*
22:04.43XhoAngazhar - *Tears Zr'Ahgloth's spine out*
22:05.15OluapPlayerKoluap - Yuck!
22:05.27TechnobliteratorZr'Ahgloth - OW MAN DAT HURTS *dies*
22:06.13LotGKol Daren - .....
22:06.24LotGKol Daren - Only Tyraz left, then.
22:06.33OluapPlayerKoluap - He was a cool bug, but had a terrible taste of music.
22:07.08XhoOluap what would you say about Shu and Angazhar's relationship
22:07.22OluapPlayerFrienemies?
22:07.23LotGThey act kinda like sisters.
22:07.25XhoThey're not exactly a master-apprentice thin
22:07.50TechnobliteratorZr'Ahgloth's ghost - SHUT UP RAP IS AWESOME
22:08.07OluapPlayerI always saw it as a "guy and annoying roomate" relationship for some reason
22:08.15XhoSame
22:08.29XhoUneasy alliance is a good way to put it
22:08.42Technobliteratorthe krath thing is meant to be the same
22:09.00OluapPlayerThey like each other but they don't
22:09.24LotGAngazhar - I thought you said you were getting the pizza?
22:09.26LotGShu'ulathoi - No, I said that I'd give you the money!
22:09.41LotGAngazhar - *pushes over a chair and storms out*
22:09.53LotGShu'ulathoi - Geez.
22:10.08OluapPlayerIt must be something like that
22:10.33Technobliteratoryeahh but shu is way less powerful than angazhar...
22:10.41*** join/#sporewiki Um2k9 (562ce982@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.44.233.130)
22:10.41*** mode/#sporewiki [+o Um2k9] by ChanServ
22:10.46OluapPlayerThe pizza would be Asgord soul-flavoured
22:10.51OluapPlayerHey Um
22:11.06Um2k9Asgord soul-Pizza?
22:11.14OluapPlayerYes
22:11.21Technobliteratoryo
22:11.22Um2k9om nom nom
22:11.25Um2k9Hi
22:11.29LotGShu'ulathoi and Angazhar as room-mates in real life.
22:11.44Um2k9http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/8/81/Lolwut.png - Jo, lookie here
22:12.56LotGAngazhar - *growls* You left the toilet seat up....
22:12.58LotGShu'ulathoi - Its not my fault you're a girl.
22:13.09LotGAngazhar - *pushes over a chair and storms out*
22:13.44OluapPlayerThis is starting to look like a sitcom
22:13.48OluapPlayerIt only needs laughing tracks
22:14.00XhoRealistically it would be like
22:14.07XhoShu'ulathoi - Its not my fault you're a girl.
22:14.15XhoAngazhar - Hmmmm
22:14.29Um2k9*Antediluvian - Honey, I'm home!*
22:14.37Xho[Black screen, flesh ripping sounds]
22:14.51Technobliteratorzargoth - Oh my god what is wrong with you people
22:15.05OluapPlayerRipping Shu in pieces = several Mini-Shus
22:15.11TechnobliteratorAntediluvian: i almos feel sorry for them asgord
22:15.25Angazhar*Dusting Asgord skin* - ¬¬ My life has become so boring since the Annihilation
22:15.25ZargothYou are all so gay
22:15.34Umbruxwalks through the door
22:15.35ZargothExcept you, Angazhar and Shuulathoi
22:15.44ZargothAnd possibly not you Angazhar
22:15.47ZargothI mean Antediluvian
22:16.08AntediluvianIt's 8 o'clock and Shu'ulathoi still hasn't finished purged the mortal world in a never ending nightmare. That man has some explaining to do.
22:16.20Zargoth>wat
22:16.22Shuulathoii'm on vacation
22:16.24Umbruxcloses door
22:16.31UmbruxI'm so tired!
22:16.35ZargothUmbrux: What are you doing here?
22:16.41ShuulathoiIf you want a never ending nighmare, ask Shu'wokerama
22:16.41Angazhar*Sits down and gets a cola* 176,432,423,023 channels and only 21 channels have anything good on.
22:16.43ZargothShuulathoi: No excuse, brother
22:17.00ShuulathoiUmbrux? Ugh, your Tyraz guy annoys me
22:17.03Antediluvian@Shu: I expected you home 3 hours ago. Your dinner has gone cold.
22:17.15ZargothAngazhar: Which channels are these? The only ones I enjoy are the Kanye West shows
22:17.17ShuulathoiHey you ain't my mom
22:17.20UmbruxHey balme Tyraz, not me.
22:17.21AntediluvianWhy were you out so late?
22:17.21AngazharAngazhar - ¬¬
22:17.24Umbruxblame*
22:17.41ZargothOi Antediluvian where's my pizza???
22:17.48AngazharAngazhar - Fine! Watch what you want!
22:17.52ShuulathoiWe're in Hell! We can do anything we want...except vandalize the Deathspire.
22:18.04UmbruxIts my turn to collect the rent off you guys. *goes to Angazhar*
22:18.12AngazharAngazhar - >:::|
22:18.38Umbruxsteps back
22:18.38Angazhar*Fabricates money for rent*
22:18.43ZargothAll of you shut up I've served this guy for many millennia longer than you
22:18.51AngazharHere's your *AST* money
22:18.52ShuulathoiHuh
22:18.53ShuulathoiWut
22:19.09UmbruxThank you. *collects money and walks over to Shu'ulathoi*
22:19.11Angazhar_MotherHello Angie poo! How is my little demon child today?
22:19.23UmbruxYour turn, Shu.
22:19.24AngazharOoo_ooO
22:19.36ShuulathoiYou haven't done anything useful except being in some dumb criminal's body. *pays*
22:19.56Umbruxcollects money and goes over to Zargoth
22:20.04UmbruxOkay, your turn.
22:20.06Angazhar_MotherOh Angie poo, I'm so proud! (Looks at Shu) Aren't you going to introduce me to your wife?
22:20.09ZargothMe?? Are you stupid?? I thought I knew you better than that Shuulathoi to have an idea what i'm doing!
22:20.20Zargothcollects the money and gives it to Angazhar_Mother
22:20.38ShuulathoiI'm not his wife!
22:20.41AngazharIf that's Antediluvian under that disguise....
22:20.46Angazhar_MotherI made it very clear that I wanted you to get married by the time you were 30.
22:20.48ZargothIt is
22:20.53ShuulathoiCan I devour his soul?
22:21.02Umbrux-_- we need that money so Kamik'Shi doesn't kick us outta hell.
22:21.03ZargothWait
22:21.05ZargothWatch this trick
22:21.22Zargothproves Angazhar_Mother is fake by messing with 5D holospace to remove her from time
22:21.30ShuulathoiWell Zargoth the only thing I know about you is that Kolossus really liked you
22:21.31ZargothHAHAHAHA FAKE
22:21.42Angazhar_MotherOh Angie poo, you have the strangest friends.
22:21.56ZargothShuulathoi: Oh you'll learn how much more there is to me in time...
22:22.03Angazhar30? I'm....how old am I?
22:22.16Umbruxsighs and sits next to Angahzar with a beer
22:22.19ShuulathoiOlder than everyone in here united?
22:22.25ZargothExcept me
22:22.27ZargothI have no age
22:22.32ShuulathoiHuh, old man.
22:22.33Angazhar_MotherAll the more reason to get married then. You're no spring chicken.
22:22.57AngazharWell i'm divorced *Shows his ex-wife's head*
22:23.03UmbruxAngazhar, your mother is kinda weird. We cannot afford to keep another resident.
22:23.19ShuulathoiOh...you decapitated her...geez
22:23.32ZargothI was there when your wife died, Angazhar. I would say I'm sorry, but that's too nice of me.
22:23.35AngazharWell that was the last of it.
22:23.38ShuulathoiWell as I'm free from the concepts of gender, I really can't be bothered.
22:23.46Angazhar_MotherWhat are you talking about, Angie poo? You're a dentist. Dentists don't destroy things.
22:23.59ZargothAngazhar_Mother has lost it.
22:24.01AngazharDentist? If you haven't noticed I haven't got teeth.
22:24.10Zargotholol
22:24.14ShuulathoiHe doesn't even have a mouth anymore.
22:24.19AngazharOr a mouth.
22:24.25ZargothWell pathetic fools, I'll be gone for a while
22:24.36Angazhar>:::C
22:24.43ShuulathoiSpeak for yourself.
22:24.44Angazhar_MotherOh Angie poo, you'll always be my little demon child.
22:24.57Umbruxchuckles
22:25.14Angazharsharply looks at Umbrux
22:25.28Umbruxstops chuckling and drinks his beer
22:25.44AngazharDo I even have a mother? Oh wait I WAS CREATED HERE
22:26.04Angazhar_MotherBy the way Angie, I met the nicest young lady down in the Eighth circle
22:26.16ShuulathoiUhh I'm hungry. Can I eat some Virkura'Tyamilm meat...or maybe some Asgord pretzels?
22:26.17Angazharsees where this is going
22:26.30UmbruxI thought female Xhoddies were extinct.
22:26.50Angazhar_MotherWhat are you insinuating dear?
22:26.51AngazharGet some from the fridge. Virkura'Tyamilm meat is rancid to begin with.
22:26.54ShuulathoiThe mom must be talking about the dumb rat girl. Telfinne, I think.
22:27.06Umbruxpasses a bag of screaming Asgord to Shu'ulathoi
22:27.16Angazhar_MotherOh, how wonderful!
22:27.20ShuulathoiI can't feel taste, everything burns in my mouth anyway.
22:27.26UmbruxAh, Telfinne. I heard she had a thing for a guy called Lupercal.
22:27.54AngazharWhy oh why did Kamik'Shi give me a mother...
22:28.19ShuulathoiRadeon are idiotic. I can't believe Shu'wokerama got one of them as a servant. *noms his meat and Asgords*
22:28.39Angazhar_MotherAngie poo, where is your girlfriend? You would shame me if you haven't found a good demon girl yet.
22:28.51Umbruxchuckles
22:28.58UmbruxDo it the Pyramid Head way.
22:29.14Angazhar_-_
22:29.15Shuulathoi...Huh.
22:29.58Umbruxkeeps chuckling
22:30.14Angazhar_MotherAre you laughing at my wittle demon child?
22:30.24ShuulathoiAin't you a funny man. Shame your Zazane aren't that funny.
22:30.25UmbruxUhh.....no.....ma'am.
22:30.43UmbruxMy Zazane are not supposed to be funny.
22:31.02AngazharKeep chuckling and i'll smack you so hard Tyraz will start bleeding!
22:31.15ZargothAre you stupid
22:31.26ShuulathoiBy funny I mean Tyraz Breek killed my minions. Mine and Zargoth's.
22:31.42ZargothMy minions did not die to Tyraz Breek
22:31.54ShuulathoiThe Loron'Kikra, genius.
22:31.55UmbruxCourse they didn't, Zargoth.
22:32.08ZargothAre you stupid Shuulathoi???
22:32.14ZargothI thought you knew better
22:32.18ZargothOld friend
22:32.26ZargothUmbrux: No they did not
22:32.35Angazhar_MotherNow, now boys. Behave yourself, I don't want Angie poo to be hanging around with the wrong kids.
22:32.38ShuulathoiAre you negating your knowledge about Kolossus and his Loron'Kikra now?
22:32.38AngazharWhere's Antediluvian with that pizza....*Looks at his watch*
22:32.39ZargothYou have no idea what I mean
22:32.55Umbruxpasses a beer to Angazhar
22:33.03UmbruxIts gonna be a long night.
22:33.06ZargothShuulathoi: Negating my knowledge? I'm merely proving my greater knowledge to you!
22:33.07Angazhardrinks it
22:33.13ZargothNothing of ours died
22:33.15Angazhar_MotherAngie poo!
22:33.17ZargothIt simply moved on to Hell
22:33.20Angazhar_MotherYour father would be shamed!
22:33.33ZargothTyraz Breek lifted them here
22:33.41UmbruxC'mon, guys, calm down! We have a guest, after all.
22:33.47ZargothThat, and you really don't know what I have in store...
22:33.49Shuulathoiyes. They were killed.
22:33.53ZargothUmbrux: Guests must die
22:34.10UmbruxIts Angazhar's mother, you idiot Traffphyd.
22:34.18ZargothShuulathoi: I don't see them as killed, just descended through violent methods
22:34.37ShuulathoiWhatever.
22:34.47ZargothUmbrux: ME an idiot Traffphyd? Come, let us brawl, and I shall show you who is the REAL idiot.
22:34.47UmbruxZargoth: Does this mean you like Tyraz Breek, then?
22:34.57ZargothOf course I do, dumbass
22:35.16UmbruxEven though he killed loads of your minions?
22:35.21ZargothShuulathoi do you not remember our discussion the last month? omg ur so gay
22:35.25ShuulathoiOooh, a fight incoming. *grabs several beers with his tentacles*
22:35.31ZargothYou won't know of it Umbrux
22:35.37ZargothBut I know what I'm talking about
22:35.39ShuulathoiZargoth shut up I can't let everyone know
22:35.59Umbruxdrinks his beer and sits back down
22:36.02Angazhar_Motherconfiscates the beer and flushes it down the toilet.
22:36.03ZargothShuulathoi: Know what? That these beings have moved on to a better place, which is Hell?
22:36.11UmbruxHey!
22:36.18Angazhar_MotherI'll tell your mothers what you were up tO!
22:36.20ZargothI think everyone knows that
22:36.20ShuulathoiGrrr!
22:36.30Shuulathoibeats Angazhar_Mother with a tentacle
22:36.33UmbruxI don't have a mother!
22:36.34ShuulathoiDon't touch my beer!
22:36.38Zargothprevents Angazhar_Mother from arriving
22:37.01Angazhar_Motherslpas Shu'ulathoi and throughs him out the window
22:37.16Angazhar_Mother*throws
22:37.24AngazharThis is humiliating.
22:37.24ZargothBut you're gone
22:37.33Angazhar_Motherslaps Zargoth
22:37.42Umbruxpats Angazhar on the back
22:37.44Shuulathoiteleports back with no scratches
22:37.46Zargothteleport dodges
22:38.01Zargothgets out his ultra blades and chops Angazhar_Mother in half
22:38.17UmbruxHeh, a god still uses blades.
22:38.20ShuulathoiKamik'Shi needs to stop trolling
22:38.33Angazhar_Mother*the blades go right through Mom with no effect*
22:38.36ZargothUmbrux: I don't use blades you idiot
22:38.44ZargothWhat you see are blades
22:38.49Angazhar_-_
22:38.56ZargothWhat they are is completely different...
22:38.59Angazhar_MotherAngie-poo, why do you play with these bold boys?
22:39.12AngazharI'm the responsible one.
22:39.19Umbruxstarts laughing
22:39.21ShuulathoiAngazhar, do us a favour and obliterate your mom please
22:39.27ZargothI already did that
22:39.35UmbruxNot what it looked like when you with Telfinne that one night....
22:39.37Angazhar_MotherNot very successfully, dear!
22:39.39AngazharI'll.....just.....*Escapes to Chaos*
22:39.50Zargothblud r u dum
22:39.50Angazhar_MotherOh no you don't young man!
22:39.55Angazhar_Motherfollows him
22:39.55ShuulathoiArgh, coward!
22:40.05Santorakhwalks in
22:40.06Taldarwtf
22:40.11Taldarthis is hell
22:40.14Taldaromg ur so gay
22:40.15SantorakhGentlemen.
22:40.22ShuulathoiHey it's that...woah I'm hungry
22:40.24Zargothdestroys Taldar
22:40.36Taldaris not destroyed
22:40.41UmbruxOh my.......I feel hungry.
22:40.43Shu_MomHello, Shuie!
22:40.45ZargothYes you are!
22:40.56Shuulathoipunches Shu_Mom in the face
22:40.58taldaris destroyed
22:41.05Santorakhgrabs some food, but it turns rotten
22:41.07Shu_MomHow is my little whittle, devourer of dreams today?
22:41.09SantorakhFuck...
22:41.18ShuulathoiPiss off
22:41.24Umbruxpasses a beer to Santorakh
22:41.27Shu_MomMind your language, young man!
22:41.28taldaromgg
22:41.31taldari cant change nick
22:41.44taldar*zargoth slaps Shu_Mom*
22:41.45Santorakhgrabs it, but it evaporates in hand
22:41.50Santorakh-_-
22:41.54ShuulathoiScrew you, I have no maternal figure
22:41.57UmbruxDamn, Santo. Hates to be you.
22:42.12Shu_MomI have to go to do bingo, I'll bring you a lolly pop when I come back, dear!
22:42.30ShuulathoiYou can't eat, huh? Shame. *eats a Tahar's soul*
22:42.41Zargoth_MotherHello Zargie!
22:42.54Zargothaww hi mommy
22:42.54SantorakhLooks like I need some souls to....accommodate for this.
22:43.09Zargoth_MotherYou spilled something all down your shirt, let me wash that for you
22:43.13Santorakhlooks at Umbrux
22:43.20Umbruxpasses some screaming Asgord to Santorakh
22:43.27Zargothprevents the shirt from being spilt on
22:43.37Zargoththere you are mother dear :)
22:43.42UmbruxDevour that. It tastes better than what I got.
22:43.48Zargoth_MotherOh, you have fun dear.
22:43.56Zargothyess i will
22:44.00SantorakhI wouldn't say that....*gets up*
22:44.10Zargothgrabs a couple Asgord souls
22:44.14Zargotheats them
22:44.22Umbruxlooks up at Santorakh
22:44.28ShuulathoiAh there you are
22:44.29ZargothUmbrux & Shuulathoi: u jelly
22:44.35UmbruxWhat are you planning?
22:44.41ShuulathoiZargoth: shut up dumbo
22:44.42ZargothAh, Antedy
22:44.46Santorakh*Evil Smile*
22:44.59Santorakh(Or whatever you can distinguish from a Xhodocto's face)
22:45.01AntediluvianI have returned with additional bio-matter.
22:45.04ZargothShuulathoi: stfu dont talk like teh loronz cos i maed dem i need respect
22:45.21ShuulathoiZargoth: dunt talk liek one den
22:45.25Zargothso Antediluvian, when do you want to have that little mortal scaring game?
22:45.32UmbruxUhh.....fine.....*allows Santorakh acces to Zakaipods to fill himself*
22:45.33ZargothShuulathoi: im allowed cos i maed dem losa
22:45.45UmbruxI'm gonna be so unpopular....
22:45.48SantorakhFine. Next time....
22:45.56Santorakh*Leaves to Zakaipods*
22:46.11ShuulathoiOh, hello.
22:46.22Krath_Azhrukhal¬¬
22:46.47Umbruxsighs and has a beer
22:46.50Shuulathoishrugs and drinks a beer
22:46.53UmbruxHey Krath.
22:46.57*** join/#sporewiki Liquid_Ink (79d2d805@gateway/web/freenode/ip.121.210.216.5)
22:46.59Krath_AzhrukhalHmph.
22:47.22Zargothwaves at Krath_Azhrukhal
22:47.28Liquid_InkKrath Azhrukhal? Who's that?
22:47.35Umbruxthrows a beer to Krath_Azhrukhal
22:47.35Krath_Azhrukhallooks at him with no emotion
22:48.03Krath_Azhrukhalgrabs it, and crushes it in hand
22:48.23ZargothKrath_Azhrukhal: I don't remember you like this
22:48.38UmbruxYou okay, dude?
22:48.54Krath_Azhrukhalsits down and reads a magazine
22:49.01ShuulathoiHe is like this
22:49.14ShuulathoiI have to get used to him now
22:50.22ZargothI've got used to them all before, pal
22:51.24Krath_Azhrukhalflicks the page
22:51.30Krath_AzhrukhalWhat is this?
22:51.38Krath_Azhrukhalreads the cover
22:51.47Krath_Azhrukhal....This must be Angazhar's.
22:51.57Umbruxchuckles
22:52.07UmbruxIts dirty, isn't it?
22:52.30Krath_AzhrukhalI never understood Angazhar's interests.
22:52.55ShuulathoiAngazhar is a strange guy. Unfortunatly I have to get used to him too
22:53.03ZargothKrath_Azhrukhal: don't read the fashion magazine, it's mine
22:53.23ZargothI dobut you ever understood my interests either
22:53.25Umbruxslowly turns head to Zargoth
22:53.36Shuulathoi...fashion:
22:53.38Shuulathoi?
22:53.41Krath_Azhrukhalputs down magazine
22:53.43UmbruxI ain't even gonna ask.
22:54.06Krath_AzhrukhalWell I might as well go. I'll see if Angazhar's coming back anytime soon.
22:54.20UmbruxHehehe....
22:54.34UmbruxAngazhar's dirty mag collection.
22:54.52ShuulathoiUrrrh.
22:54.55AngazharI'm back.
22:55.01Angazharlooks at magazines
22:55.10AngazharWHO. TOUCHED. MY. MAGAZINES.
22:55.18ZargothI did
22:55.24UmbruxKrath'Azhrukhal
22:55.25ZargothYou got a problem? >:)
22:55.26ShuulathoiKrath did. He was here some minutes ago
22:55.32Liquid_InkWhat kind of magazines?
22:55.33ZargothNo I did
22:55.39AngazharKrath?
22:55.45AngazharHe was here?
22:55.58UmbruxYeah, Krath. He was here. And he touched your dity magazines.
22:56.03ShuulathoiYeah. Santo was here too. Putried all the food though.
22:56.05Umbruxdirty*
22:56.42AngazharHmph. Did Antediluvian get the pizza?
22:56.51UmbruxHe had some sort of bio matter.
22:57.28AngazharWell....
22:57.42Angazharsits down
22:57.51AngazharGah, Krath's stature ruined this seat...
22:58.00ShuulathoiSanto probably destroyed the pizza as well.
22:58.30UmbruxKrath has also probably got sticky hands after touching your mags.
22:58.33Umbruxchuckles
22:58.56AntediluvianThe biomatter has already been consumed by Umbrux.
22:59.06ShuulathoiHuh. You are a pervert, Umbrux.
22:59.15AngazharThese mags? They're hardly dirty. *Shows him a mag of AST glyphs*
22:59.29UmbruxThat says "pornography" in AST.
22:59.38Angazharlooks at it
22:59.52UmbruxAnd you calling me fat, Anteddy?
22:59.54Angazharturns it upside down
22:59.59Angazhar...
23:00.37AntediluvianDid I say that?
23:00.54AngazharJust because Pornography looks like Xenology upside down doesn't mean that was intentional.
23:01.19Umbruxchuckles
23:01.23Angazharburns the magazine and picks up one of the Xhodocto Tomes
23:01.23ShuulathoiHuhuhuh
23:01.52AngazharYou know, reading a book about your life is really depressing.
23:02.23ShuulathoiI have no books about me. Nobody knows about me except the empires who fought me recently...
23:02.36UmbruxWhich was everybody.
23:02.40Angazhar....did the mood die down or something?
23:02.55AngazharSantorakh must have starved you.
23:02.59ShuulathoiI'm bored...
23:03.05Shuulathoiand hungry...]
23:03.17Umbruxsighs and has another beer
23:03.36UmbruxSo what if I have a drinking problem?
23:03.38AngazharHe's going to get drunk on this one...
23:04.12Umbruxdrinks most of the beer and tries to stand up, but stimbles
23:04.16Umbruxstumbles*
23:04.26AngazharLooks like Antediluvian is sleeping where he stands.
23:04.47ShuulathoiHuh, I can't get drunk. Alchool evaporates on contact with my body.
23:04.53AngazharArgh, gimme a beer
23:04.58ShuulathoiSo I can drink all I want
23:04.59AngazharLightweight
23:05.11Umbruxtries to get a beer for Angazhar, but falls over
23:05.15Angazhar-_-
23:05.21Shuulathoihands Angazhar a beer
23:05.35ShuulathoiKocked out, Zazane boy.
23:05.38ShuulathoiKnocked
23:05.50AngazharI'll be back. Got some Rites to perform.
23:06.10ShuulathoiAlright.
23:07.34Umbruxmutters something
23:07.43AngazharOk, so now what
23:07.55AngazharI know what to do
23:07.59Shuulathoidunno
23:08.01AntediluvianI was merely killing Asgord children.
23:08.04AngazharGet the console fired up.
23:08.11AngazharWe're playing split-screen.
23:08.22ShuulathoiOk
23:08.31Umbruxflops around like a fish
23:08.46AngazharOh this will be funny
23:08.51AngazharOk, lets see....
23:09.08AngazharWe have, Team Fortress 2, Halo Reach...
23:09.19UmbruxI-I lostus mah Wiggus.....
23:09.25ShuulathoiTeam Fortress 2 is always fun
23:09.42UmbruxB-B-B-B-Blops
23:09.49AngazharAlright then.
23:09.57Angazharputs in TF 2
23:10.56ShuulathoiUmbrux is acting like an idiot. Not that it was much different before.
23:11.03Umbruxcrawls with his tongue hanging out
23:11.08AngazharOk...what gametype
23:11.24ShuulathoiHow about CTF?
23:11.39AngazharAlrighty then.
23:11.48AngazharWhat classes....
23:11.53AntediluvianI'm making a video of Asgord dying.
23:11.56ShuulathoiHeheheh I'll play as Sniper
23:12.02UmbruxShandviches!
23:12.04ShuulathoiI wanna see that later
23:12.12AngazharAlright then, i'll be a....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........Spy
23:12.49ShuulathoiOh you!
23:12.53AngazharUMBRUX GET OVER HERE
23:13.06Umbruxcrawls over
23:13.11UmbruxW-Wat?
23:13.24Angazhar*Gives him a controller*
23:13.25AngazharPLAY
23:13.52Umbruxsuccessfully selectes Heavy
23:14.05UmbruxShandvraches
23:14.26AngazharHe only had 5 beers...
23:14.42ShuulathoiBaby
23:15.06Angazharspams X -> 5
23:15.06UmbruxSt-St-Stwart Mwatch....
23:15.30Shuulathoispams as well
23:15.33Antediluvianhttp://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/c/c1/Spore_2011-07-08_00-13-00.png - This picture makes perfect sense.
23:15.53Angazhargot distracted and dies
23:15.54Umbruxis still drunk, but somehow manages to kill Spy and Sniper
23:16.09Shuulathoitaunts
23:16.12AngazharO.o how did he manage that?
23:16.17ShuulathoiAaargh!
23:16.33Angazharchanges class to a Pyro
23:16.39ShuulathoiThat was a lucky shot
23:17.11Angazhargets out his Postal Pummeler
23:17.24AngazharTASTE MAIL *Whacks the Heavy from behind*
23:17.36Shuulathoiheadshots the Pyro and taunts
23:17.40ShuulathoiHuhuh
23:17.45Umbruxfalls asleep and starts sliding to the left
23:17.54Angazhar-_-
23:18.10Angazharchanges back to Spy
23:18.30ShuulathoiHmm...
23:18.31Angazharbackstabs Sniper and taunts
23:18.42Shuulathoi>::C
23:18.46Angazhar:::>
23:18.59Shuulathoichanges class to Scout
23:19.15Umbruxmoves the character just in time to kill Spy
23:19.25Angazhar-_-
23:19.37Angazharchanges to Demoman
23:19.43Shuulathoibeats the Heavy to death with a candy cane
23:19.48Zargothreturns
23:20.07Zargothremoves everyone from tme
23:20.07Angazhar¬¬
23:20.07Umbruxreturns ro soberness and plays crap
23:20.21ZargothYour scouts are now out of tim
23:20.23Umbruxto*
23:20.25Zargoth*time
23:20.26Zargothded
23:20.28Angazharstops playing and looks at Zargoth
23:21.13Zargoth...
23:22.05Umbrux(brb)
23:22.37Shuulathoiyawns
23:26.49VagineerHAIMOMOO
23:28.21VagineerHUUURURRURR
23:29.28Vagineertest
23:29.44Umbruxts.......ts......
23:30.39OluapPlayertset
23:31.20LotGvapurizes OluapPlayer
23:31.44OluapPlayeris vapurized
23:40.46[Leo_Faux]Oh good, I avoided my new archnemisis
23:41.23VagineerWho dat be
23:41.48AntediluvianOh hello, Leo
23:41.51Liquid_InkHello.
23:42.14OluapPlayerhi
23:42.31[Leo_Faux]Ahoy
23:53.07Um2k9I'm mass editing.
23:53.52Um2k9Its like mass murdering, only more legal.
23:54.18OluapPlayerI noticed
23:54.31OluapPlayerMorties on my Outfit Editor image
23:55.06Um2k9hur hur,
23:55.41OluapPlayerkills it with a Marinox
23:55.45OluapPlayer:>
23:56.17Um2k9:<
23:57.53Um2k9I was going to make the picture an Asgord for the lulz
23:58.15Um2k9In fact, I should do that
23:59.13OluapPlayerlol
23:59.23OluapPlayerDo it in another editor?

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