| 00:01.11 | DocScrutinizer05 | hey, I calim copyright in "zero-factor authentication"! ;-P |
| 00:01.18 | DocScrutinizer05 | claim* |
| 00:02.10 | DocScrutinizer05 | I'm quite happy that it obviosly conveys all implications it meant to |
| 00:02.50 | DocScrutinizer05 | I.E. brilliant marketing, idiotic marketing, not understanding the least bit |
| 00:03.08 | wpwrak | oh, that was your invention. i thought some marketing creature used it. sorry then :) |
| 00:03.35 | DocScrutinizer05 | and there's an award you could assign to that thing with a bit of liberal interpretation: Darwin Award |
| 00:03.50 | wpwrak | well, zero-factor means that you need nothing. i.e., not even the (stolen) phone |
| 00:04.36 | wpwrak | factor = something you have (key, phone, ...) or something you know (pin, password, ...) |
| 00:04.42 | DocScrutinizer05 | well, for doing business via the mobile-banking app it actually is kinda zero-factor |
| 00:05.14 | DocScrutinizer05 | since you already _have_ the phone, when you stole it |
| 00:05.42 | DocScrutinizer05 | that's why I call it zero-factor |
| 00:05.47 | wpwrak | go to wwww.dumme-bank.de, select "pay me", enter destination and amount, and watch your net worth grow ;-) |
| 00:06.04 | wpwrak | no, zero-factor would be before stealing the phone |
| 00:06.15 | DocScrutinizer05 | errr, well |
| 00:06.32 | DocScrutinizer05 | I worked in a cinema for years. Do I need to tell more? |
| 00:06.35 | wpwrak | think of the keys of your home: if you own it, the prospective thief can't get in, but after stealing it, yes |
| 00:07.01 | wpwrak | well, picking up and abusing things people leave behind is still illegal :) |
| 00:07.06 | DocScrutinizer05 | keys are actually two-factor, key and address aka door |
| 00:07.31 | wpwrak | indeed. key with "if found, please return to <full address>" then :) |
| 00:07.35 | DocScrutinizer05 | unless you're sily enough to write your address on the key |
| 00:07.44 | DocScrutinizer05 | ;-P |
| 00:08.16 | wpwrak | c'mon, there are companies offering that sort of return service. so if we can cut out the man in the middle, that's great, right ? :) |
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| 00:22.08 | DocScrutinizer05 | you know you're a nerd, when... http://maemo.cloud-7.de/share-service/20141117_003.jpg Right to left: mains outlet tripler, urgently needed. Oral-B toothbrush and waterjet, fun! Water tap with LED (blue<25°, green<40°, red) and unusual waterfall alike nozzle, COOL! Soap dispenser with IR light sensor and DIY refill based on a coke bottle lid. DIY lightswitch unusually placed _under_ the mirror locker. Camping Toilet bag. Black |
| 00:22.09 | DocScrutinizer05 | telephone cable mounted with hot glue, and at end of it: remote controller for the digitally controlled "8 wellness programs" water heater. ;-P |
| 00:23.27 | DocScrutinizer05 | s/COOL/luke ( ~30°C -> green)/ |
| 00:25.31 | DocScrutinizer05 | (blurr intended ;-D ) |
| 00:33.10 | DocScrutinizer05 | you might ask why the remote is placed that awkward. But the shower is directly to the left of it |
| 01:27.34 | wpwrak | it's a fake. too blurry for a real nerd :) |
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