| 22:55:09 | | mdorn: huh? |
| 22:55:09 | mdorn | hrm, ibot |
| 22:55:17 | | PEGGY FLEMMING is stealing BASKET BALLS to feed the babies in VERMONT. |
| 22:55:17 | mdorn | ibot: Yow! |
| 22:55:25 | | Now that I have my "APPLE", I comprehend COST ACCOUNTING!! |
| 22:55:25 | mdorn | ibot: Yow! |
| 22:55:25 | | Xerox your lunch and file it under "sex offenders"! |
| 22:55:25 | mdorn | ibot: Yow! |
| 22:55:25 | | I Know A Joke!! |
| 22:55:25 | mdorn | ibot: Yow! |
| 22:55:26 | | I'm also against BODY-SURFING!! |
| 22:55:26 | mdorn | ibot: Yow! |
| 22:55:26 | | I wish I was a sex-starved manicurist found dead in the Bronx!! |
| 22:55:26 | mdorn | ibot: Yow! |
| 22:55:27 | | My nose feels like a bad Ronald Reagan movie ... |
| 22:55:27 | mdorn | ibot: Yow! |
| 22:55:27 | | I wish I was on a Cincinnati street corner holding a clean dog! |
| 22:55:27 | mdorn | ibot: Yow! |
| 22:55:29 | | ... I don't know why but, suddenly, I want to discuss declining I.Q. LEVELS with a blue ribbon SENATE SUB-COMMITTEE! |
| 22:55:29 | mdorn | ibot: Yow! |
| 22:55:32 | | Let's send the Russians defective lifestyle accessories! |
| 22:55:32 | mdorn | ibot: Yow! |
| 22:55:34 | | We just joined the civil hair patrol! |
| 22:55:34 | mdorn | ibot: Yow! |
| 22:55:36 | | The PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY is CRYING for an END to BURT REYNOLDS movies!! |
| 22:55:36 | mdorn | ibot: Yow! |
| 22:55:37 | | Pardon me, but do you know what it means to be TRULY ONE with your BOOTH! |
| 22:55:38 | mdorn | ibot: Yow! |
| 22:55:40 | | There's a little picture of ED MCMAHON doing BAD THINGS to JOAN RIVERS in a $200,000 MALIBU BEACH HOUSE!! |
| 22:55:40 | mdorn | ibot: Yow! |
| 22:55:42 | | How's the wife? Is she at home enjoying capitalism? |
| 22:55:42 | mdorn | ibot: Yow! |
| 22:55:43 | | I'm totally DESPONDENT over the LIBYAN situation and the price of CHICKEN ... |
| 22:55:43 | mdorn | ibot: Yow! |
| 22:55:45 | | I have many CHARTS and DIAGRAMS.. |
| 22:55:45 | mdorn | ibot: Yow! |